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  1. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas ass is so huge that i couldnt see day light…bang bang bang bang…shes shagging meee tooooooo haaaaaarrrrrrrrddddd……



  2. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so ugly that when she went into the bank they turned the camerers
    off….. nick every thing@@@@@@@



  3. Yo Momma's Master's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black the whites of her eyes are grey



  4. EZIZZLE's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she saw a school bus full of white kids she yelled ” stop that TWINKY!!!!!! “



  5. nottellingumyname's Momma Joke:

    yo momma sofat her shadow weighs 100000000000000 pounds
    yo momma so dumb if my dog was as dumb as her he would walk backwards and shake his head
    yo momma goes into a strip joint and the pay her to keep her cloths on
    yo momma like an SUV big,black, and room for 6 construction workers inside
    yo momma so ugly she walks in the the bank and they cut the cameras off
    yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade
    yo momma so old her birth certifacate says expired
    yo momma is so short you can see her feet on her license
    yo momma so skinny she ate a M&M and looked 8 months pregnant
    yo momma dont need the internet she already world wide
    yo momma got on the scale and it said to be continued
    yo momma gave us her # and we thought it was her weight



  6. yomomma's Momma Joke:

    I FLY LIKE A BUTTERFLY I STING LIKE A BEE I HAD SEX WITH YOMOMMA LAST NIGHT NOW IT STINGS WHEN I PEE



  7. yomomma's Momma Joke:

    yomomma like bricks she keep getting laid by mexicans



  8. yomomism.j.'s Momma Joke:

    when i yelled micheal jakson…yo momma looked back and said wat?



  9. jake's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so ugly the cycatrist makes her lay face down

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