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  1. 89
    lilair said:

      Yo momma so fat that they do lipo on her and burn the fat for alternate fuel

  2. 90
    ste said:

      Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”

  3. 91
    ste said:

      Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

      Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

      Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

      Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was “illegitiment” because she couldn’t read

      Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

      Yo mama so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl

      Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

      Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

      Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

      Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!

      Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

      Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

      Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

      Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

      Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

      Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

      Yo mama so stupid she asked you “What is the number for 911″

      Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

      Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put “O.K.”

      Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

      Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

      Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

      Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

      Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

      Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

      Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

      Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

      Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

      Yo mama so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl

      Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

      Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

      Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

      Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

      Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

      Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

      Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

      Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

      Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

      Yo mama so stupid that under “Education” on her job apllication, she put “Hooked on Phonics.”

      Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

      Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.

      Yo mama so stupid she watches “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.

  4. 92
    joel said:

      1.)yo momma is so gay she made michael jackson look straight

      2.)yo momma so poor she makes homeless people look rich

      3.)yo momma is so fat she takes a bath in the ocean and she thinks the whales are made of rubber and she plays with them

  5. 93
    joel said:

      yo momma so fat she takes a bath on a football stadium

  6. 94
    joel said:

      yo momma so hairy bigfoots jealous

  7. 95
    joel said:

      yo momma so ugly she scares the Hell out of Freddy Kruger

  8. 96
    joel said:

      yo momma so gay she thinks King Kong looks like a action figure

  9. 97
    joel said:

      yo momma is so stupid she played basketball with real balls

  10. 98
    Yo Momma Hoe !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:

      Yo Momma so black everytime she steps out of the car the oil light comes on

      Yo Momma so black I tried to shooot her one night and the bullet came back and asked for a flashlight

      Yo Momma so dumb she sold her car for gas money

      Yo Momma so dumb she took a donut back beccause it had a hole in it

      Yo Momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 it was on the scale

      Yo Momma so old she owe Jesus a dollar

  11. 99
    ahah said:

      YO momma is so fat her cereal bowl comes with a life guard,

      Yo momma is so fat the national weather service gives a name to each one of her farts.

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