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Tu Madre Jokes

625 Yo Momma Jokes in “Tu Madre Jokes”

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  1. tanya's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid when she whent into walgreens she actualy tought the walls were going to be green



  2. Hi's Momma Joke:

    you mama so stupid……daniel had sex with johnathan at gibson



  3. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    daniel is gay at r.o gibson lasvegas



  4. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    noel is the gayest person i ever met at ro gibson middle school by marketon



  5. noel's Momma Joke:

    noel iz gay he lik 8====D o:



  6. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    johnathans size 8=D



  7. hellrider's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she named her house but and her son buttand she called the cops and said ive looked all up in my butt but i cant find crack



  8. ur mom's pimp's Momma Joke:

    tu madre so fat she make a skateboard look like a teck deck



  9. ur mom's pimp's Momma Joke:

    tu madre so fat she make a skateboard look like a teck deck



  10. ur mom's pimp's Momma Joke:

    tu madre so fat she make a skateboard look like a teck deck



  11. ur mom's pimp's Momma Joke:

    tu madre so fat she make a skateboard look like a teck deck



  12. ur mom's pimp's Momma Joke:

    tu madre so fat she make a skateboard look like a teck deck



  13. ur dad's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid u came out retarded



  14. lupita's Momma Joke:

    tu madrei esta tan gorda ke se atornilla el vestido la vieja jia jia jio



  15. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when she went to inand out she couldnt get in or out



  16. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when she went to in and out she couldnt get in or out



  17. rosario's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is fat



  18. juan bedolla ayala's Momma Joke:

    tu madre mama pitos como la verga



  19. edgar perez's Momma Joke:

    tu madre es una perra commo tu padre



  20. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so fat when i was watching a commercial she paseed by and i missed it



  21. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Tu Mama Ba A Olive Garden Y Pide Caldo De Iguana



  22. Ar51400^.^'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat when she sat on her iPhone she made the iPad
    No offence to Steve jobs



  23. jay's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so stupid she put two quarters in her ear and said I’m listing to fifty cent



  24. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she needed a make over she was on pimp my ride



  25. jesus's Momma Joke:

    your mama so ugle she made yoda mad cuze she was chosson as the chupacarbra



  26. tyu madre's Momma Joke:

    tu madre



  27. tyu madre's Momma Joke:

    tu madre



  28. tyu madre's Momma Joke:

    tu madre



  29. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat she eats breakfest threw her but



  30. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid the computer said click any button to start and she couldnt find the any button



  31. apple.org's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid the computer said click any button to start and she couldnt find the any button



  32. stallion a.c.e's Momma Joke:

    Your mom is so ugly that when she was born her parents were scared and they ran away.



  33. Armando's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid when she threw a rock to the floor she missed



  34. amy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma teeth so yellow that when she smiled the cars slowed down



  35. AGUXX's Momma Joke:

    you mama so fat that when she saw a school bus she fauth it was a twenkee



  36. keti's Momma Joke:

    chinga tu madre en vinagre ke me echo en el aire alas tres de la tarde mientras tu padre me aplaude



  37. the's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she went bungee jumping in a yellow dress every one thought the sun was falling down



  38. tu mama esta bien gorda's Momma Joke:

    Tu mama esta bien gorda



  39. Cute's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is soooo black she went to night school they mark her absent



  40. drew's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is sooooo black she went to night School they
    Mark her absent



  41. tu madre 69's Momma Joke:

    tu madre is so stupid when she goes to wall-greens she asks why arn’t the wall green…



  42. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Spanish



  43. erika's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama jokes in spanish



  44. adamn's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that on the fifth day, God said let there be light, and he pushed yo mama out of the way :P



  45. Brigitte's Momma Joke:

    Hey, you used to write fantastic, but the last sraveel posts have been kinda boringc2a1K I miss your tremendous writings. Past sraveel posts are just a bit out of track! come on!



  46. Wonjin's Momma Joke:

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  47. Ananymouse's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas legs are like peanut butter…easy to spread…



  48. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas legs are like peanut butter…easy to spread…



  49. Divina's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so dumb she got hit by a parked car



  50. Mee's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is so fat she farted

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Post Yo Momma Joke Below

Any spanish tu madre jokers out there? It would be great to have some of the jokes translated into spanish.

Tu Madre is so smelly she kills flys with her breath.

Tu Madre is so fat she needs grease to get out da door.

Tu Madre is so ugly she had to find a used condemn to have you cause no one would ever do her…






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