615 Yo Momma Jokes in “Tu Madre Jokes”

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  1. xD's Momma Joke:

    Tu Madré is poor that when she finds a penny she spends it on a garbage can.



  2. Nathan kress's Momma Joke:

    Your mama So fat that when she fell down the stairs we all thought it was an earthquake. Your mama so big when she played hide and go seek she lost every time because you can see her behind mount everest so easily



  3. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Porn



  4. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Porn



  5. Marquis's Momma Joke:

    Your Mom Is So Old, Her Social Security Is 1



  6. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so skinny her nippples touch



  7. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat she thought the bus was a twinkie



  8. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat she thought the bus was a twinkie



  9. kdf's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so ugly she made an onion cry .



  10. starlee123's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so fat,she walks in a room in heels andd comes out in flip-flops!



  11. tanya's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid when she whent into walgreens she actualy tought the walls were going to be green



  12. Hi's Momma Joke:

    you mama so stupid……daniel had sex with johnathan at gibson



  13. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    daniel is gay at r.o gibson lasvegas



  14. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    noel is the gayest person i ever met at ro gibson middle school by marketon



  15. noel's Momma Joke:

    noel iz gay he lik 8====D o:



  16. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    johnathans size 8=D



  17. hellrider's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she named her house but and her son buttand she called the cops and said ive looked all up in my butt but i cant find crack



  18. ur mom's pimp's Momma Joke:

    tu madre so fat she make a skateboard look like a teck deck



  19. ur mom's pimp's Momma Joke:

    tu madre so fat she make a skateboard look like a teck deck



  20. ur mom's pimp's Momma Joke:

    tu madre so fat she make a skateboard look like a teck deck



  21. ur mom's pimp's Momma Joke:

    tu madre so fat she make a skateboard look like a teck deck



  22. ur mom's pimp's Momma Joke:

    tu madre so fat she make a skateboard look like a teck deck



  23. ur dad's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid u came out retarded



  24. lupita's Momma Joke:

    tu madrei esta tan gorda ke se atornilla el vestido la vieja jia jia jio



  25. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when she went to inand out she couldnt get in or out



  26. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when she went to in and out she couldnt get in or out



  27. rosario's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is fat



  28. juan bedolla ayala's Momma Joke:

    tu madre mama pitos como la verga



  29. edgar perez's Momma Joke:

    tu madre es una perra commo tu padre



  30. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so fat when i was watching a commercial she paseed by and i missed it



  31. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Tu Mama Ba A Olive Garden Y Pide Caldo De Iguana



  32. Ar51400^.^'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat when she sat on her iPhone she made the iPad
    No offence to Steve jobs



  33. jay's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so stupid she put two quarters in her ear and said I’m listing to fifty cent



  34. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she needed a make over she was on pimp my ride



  35. jesus's Momma Joke:

    your mama so ugle she made yoda mad cuze she was chosson as the chupacarbra



  36. tyu madre's Momma Joke:

    tu madre



  37. tyu madre's Momma Joke:

    tu madre



  38. tyu madre's Momma Joke:

    tu madre



  39. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat she eats breakfest threw her but



  40. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid the computer said click any button to start and she couldnt find the any button



  41. apple.org's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid the computer said click any button to start and she couldnt find the any button



  42. stallion a.c.e's Momma Joke:

    Your mom is so ugly that when she was born her parents were scared and they ran away.



  43. Armando's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid when she threw a rock to the floor she missed



  44. amy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma teeth so yellow that when she smiled the cars slowed down



  45. AGUXX's Momma Joke:

    you mama so fat that when she saw a school bus she fauth it was a twenkee



  46. keti's Momma Joke:

    chinga tu madre en vinagre ke me echo en el aire alas tres de la tarde mientras tu padre me aplaude



  47. the's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she went bungee jumping in a yellow dress every one thought the sun was falling down



  48. tu mama esta bien gorda's Momma Joke:

    Tu mama esta bien gorda



  49. Cute's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is soooo black she went to night school they mark her absent



  50. drew's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is sooooo black she went to night School they
    Mark her absent

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Any spanish tu madre jokers out there? It would be great to have some of the jokes translated into spanish.

Tu Madre is so smelly she kills flys with her breath.

Tu Madre is so fat she needs grease to get out da door.

Tu Madre is so ugly she had to find a used condemn to have you cause no one would ever do her…






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