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  1. 1
    best said:

      tu madre is muey grande

  2. 2
    gi-gi said:

      yo mama smell like doodoo

  3. 3
    owe said:

      yo mama so fat when she went on the scale they said ONE PERSON AT A TIME

  4. 4
    Sex Kitten said:

      Tu mama es muy fea y grande

      Yo mama is very ugly and large!

  5. 5
    your momma so dumb said:

      your momma so dumb she got locked on a bike

  6. 6
    le3 said:

      your momma so fat she uses bacon flavoured lip gloss

  7. 7
    le3 said:

      tell your mom to stop changing lipstick my dick is turning into a rain bow ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  8. 8
    Rico said:

      tu madre is muy grande even god couldn’t raise her spirit

  9. 9
    Save the whales said:

      Yo mammas so fat she was on the beach sun bathing and save the whales pushed her back into the water !!

  10. 10
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is like a tornadoe she comes to town and blows everything

  11. 11
    Anonymous said:

      Tymmy Gilbert said: hey rico

      yo momma is like a bowling ball she gets picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter

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