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Tu Madre Jokes

619 Yo Momma Jokes in “Tu Madre Jokes”

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  1. Marquis's Momma Joke:

    Your Mom Is So Old, Her Social Security Is 1



  2. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so skinny her nippples touch



  3. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat she thought the bus was a twinkie



  4. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat she thought the bus was a twinkie



  5. kdf's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so ugly she made an onion cry .



  6. starlee123's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so fat,she walks in a room in heels andd comes out in flip-flops!



  7. tanya's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid when she whent into walgreens she actualy tought the walls were going to be green



  8. Hi's Momma Joke:

    you mama so stupid……daniel had sex with johnathan at gibson



  9. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    daniel is gay at r.o gibson lasvegas



  10. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    noel is the gayest person i ever met at ro gibson middle school by marketon



  11. noel's Momma Joke:

    noel iz gay he lik 8====D o:



  12. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    johnathans size 8=D



  13. hellrider's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she named her house but and her son buttand she called the cops and said ive looked all up in my butt but i cant find crack



  14. ur mom's pimp's Momma Joke:

    tu madre so fat she make a skateboard look like a teck deck



  15. ur mom's pimp's Momma Joke:

    tu madre so fat she make a skateboard look like a teck deck



  16. ur mom's pimp's Momma Joke:

    tu madre so fat she make a skateboard look like a teck deck



  17. ur mom's pimp's Momma Joke:

    tu madre so fat she make a skateboard look like a teck deck



  18. ur mom's pimp's Momma Joke:

    tu madre so fat she make a skateboard look like a teck deck



  19. ur dad's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid u came out retarded



  20. lupita's Momma Joke:

    tu madrei esta tan gorda ke se atornilla el vestido la vieja jia jia jio



  21. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when she went to inand out she couldnt get in or out



  22. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when she went to in and out she couldnt get in or out



  23. rosario's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is fat



  24. juan bedolla ayala's Momma Joke:

    tu madre mama pitos como la verga



  25. edgar perez's Momma Joke:

    tu madre es una perra commo tu padre



  26. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so fat when i was watching a commercial she paseed by and i missed it



  27. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Tu Mama Ba A Olive Garden Y Pide Caldo De Iguana



  28. Ar51400^.^'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat when she sat on her iPhone she made the iPad
    No offence to Steve jobs



  29. jay's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so stupid she put two quarters in her ear and said I’m listing to fifty cent



  30. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she needed a make over she was on pimp my ride



  31. jesus's Momma Joke:

    your mama so ugle she made yoda mad cuze she was chosson as the chupacarbra



  32. tyu madre's Momma Joke:

    tu madre



  33. tyu madre's Momma Joke:

    tu madre



  34. tyu madre's Momma Joke:

    tu madre



  35. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat she eats breakfest threw her but



  36. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid the computer said click any button to start and she couldnt find the any button



  37. apple.org's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid the computer said click any button to start and she couldnt find the any button



  38. stallion a.c.e's Momma Joke:

    Your mom is so ugly that when she was born her parents were scared and they ran away.



  39. Armando's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid when she threw a rock to the floor she missed



  40. amy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma teeth so yellow that when she smiled the cars slowed down



  41. AGUXX's Momma Joke:

    you mama so fat that when she saw a school bus she fauth it was a twenkee



  42. keti's Momma Joke:

    chinga tu madre en vinagre ke me echo en el aire alas tres de la tarde mientras tu padre me aplaude



  43. the's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she went bungee jumping in a yellow dress every one thought the sun was falling down



  44. tu mama esta bien gorda's Momma Joke:

    Tu mama esta bien gorda



  45. Cute's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is soooo black she went to night school they mark her absent



  46. drew's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is sooooo black she went to night School they
    Mark her absent



  47. tu madre 69's Momma Joke:

    tu madre is so stupid when she goes to wall-greens she asks why arn’t the wall green…



  48. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Spanish



  49. erika's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama jokes in spanish



  50. adamn's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that on the fifth day, God said let there be light, and he pushed yo mama out of the way :P

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Post Yo Momma Joke Below

Any spanish tu madre jokers out there? It would be great to have some of the jokes translated into spanish.

Tu Madre is so smelly she kills flys with her breath.

Tu Madre is so fat she needs grease to get out da door.

Tu Madre is so ugly she had to find a used condemn to have you cause no one would ever do her…






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