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607 Yo Momma Jokes in “Tu Madre Jokes”



  1. best's Momma Joke:

    tu madre is muey grande



  2. gi-gi's Momma Joke:

    yo mama smell like doodoo



  3. owe's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she went on the scale they said ONE PERSON AT A TIME



  4. Sex Kitten's Momma Joke:

    Tu mama es muy fea y grande

    Yo mama is very ugly and large!



  5. your momma so dumb's Momma Joke:

    your momma so dumb she got locked on a bike



  6. le3's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat she uses bacon flavoured lip gloss



  7. Rico's Momma Joke:

    tu madre is muy grande even god couldn’t raise her spirit



  8. Save the whales's Momma Joke:

    Yo mammas so fat she was on the beach sun bathing and save the whales pushed her back into the water !!



  9. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a tornadoe she comes to town and blows everything



  10. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Tymmy Gilbert said: hey rico

    yo momma is like a bowling ball she gets picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter



  11. Tymmy Gilbert's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she gets a sunburn everyone yells kool-aid



  12. Tymmy Gilbert's Momma Joke:

    hey sex kitten your mom is like a roller coaster everyone wants to ride her



  13. Tymmy Gilbert's Momma Joke:

    this goes to everyone who gets on this website

    yo momma is like train tracks she always gets laid



  14. Tymmy Gilbert's Momma Joke:

    this is my final joke before i dog on u beginners to bad i dont want any cry babies now alright

    yo momma is like a squirrel she always has nuts in her mouth



  15. Tymmy Gilbert's Momma Joke:

    this goes to rico

    hey rico your mom is so nasty she brings her own crabs to the beach

    THANKYOU EVERYONE I LOVE YOU CHELSEA



  16. Tymmy Gilbert's Momma Joke:

    now i like to see someone beat me now u people can handle this so dont try



  17. Figgy's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so dumb she climed an invisible wall just to see what was on the other side



  18. jen111's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like a snicker bar packed with nuts



  19. jen111's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like a christmas tree everybody hang balls on her

    yo mama so stupid when i was drowning and asked for a life saver she asked”cherry or grape”

    yo mama so stupid she tough fruit punch was a gay boxer

    yo mama is like mr.bucket balls are always popping out of her mouth



  20. jen111's Momma Joke:

    this is for tymmy. yo mama is so ugly she put the boogie man outta business.

    yo mama so ugly even slicky willy clinton refused to sleep with her……..



  21. jeni111's Momma Joke:

    too scare tymmy gilbert yeah that’s what i though



  22. jeni111's Momma Joke:

    tymmy gilbert think you can beat me so bring it on fat ass



  23. jen111's Momma Joke:

    hello you idiots nobody answer me you guys suck



  24. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat that sh lives on texas and califonia at the same time



  25. jeni111's Momma Joke:

    you people don’t you ever answer me



  26. maddie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck



  27. Rando's Momma Joke:

    Your Mom is so strong - she can drink Peanut Butter!!



  28. niki's Momma Joke:

    yo momma soooo fat she jumped in the ocean,and all the whales gathered around and sang we are family,even know your bigger than me.



  29. joe's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black when she got out of the car the oil light came on!!!



  30. I.D card's Momma Joke:

    Hey Jeni111 I will take you on
    Spagetti and meatballs all covered in blood I shot your poor mom with a 44 gun I went to her funeral I pist on her grave Instead of flowers I threw a gernade



  31. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she make doodoo look good



  32. ROSiiE's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOMMA LIKE A RACING CAR..CHICK BURNED 4 RUBBERS IN ONE NIGHT!!!



  33. Dougy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so hairy she could be called a chi



  34. AY3MAY's Momma Joke:

    HEY TYMMY GiiLBERT!!!

    YO MOMMA SO FAT, LAST TIME SHE SAW 90210 WAS ON THE SCALE!

    YO MOMMA SO OLD, WHEN SHE WAS iiN SCHOOL THERE WERENT ANY HiiSTORY CLASSES!

    YO MOMMA SO STUPiiD, SHE GOT STABBED iiN A SHOOT OUT!

    YO MOMMA SO STUPiiD, ii FOUND HER PEAKING OVER A GLASS WALL TO SEE WHAT WAS ON THE OTHER SiiDE!

    YO MOMMA SO FAT, EVEN BiiLL GATES COULDNT PAY FOR HER LiiPOSUCTiiON!

    YO MOMMA SO STUPiiD SHE SOLD HER CAR FOR GASOLiiNE MONEY!



  35. Funny123456789's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ghetto she breast feeds kool aid



  36. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas a refridgerator, she lets everyone stick her meat in her



  37. marie's Momma Joke:

    hey tymmy gilbert!!!!!yomomma is so poor she asked the homeless man your dad for 25cent



  38. marie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly that when she got lost in the park they put up signs of the boogyman



  39. Yawaaz Dad's Momma Joke:

    Yawars Momma So Ugly She Made A Blind Man Cry



  40. kunt's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so fat when she jumps she gets stuck in the air



  41. jackie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly that they called the adoption center but they wouldnt even accpt her



  42. jackie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so burnt up even the homeless give her 50 cent



  43. bee's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she thought RUSH HOUR 3 was lunch time



  44. tumadre's Momma Joke:

    coja a su mama



  45. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mothers butt is so hairy that kinkon pops up an says…welcome to ameria



  46. ungnown person's Momma Joke:

    your mothers butt is so hairy that kinkon pops up an says…welcome to america



  47. mike's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is such a whore all i have to do is type in her name at google and press the i’m feeling lucky button to get some action



  48. mike's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so horny and fat that she jacked of with a carrot and still dipped it in ranch and ate it



  49. mike's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like hittler she throw the bomb and blow everyone



  50. dr. dr's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she steped on the scale it showed her phone number



  51. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she threw rock on the ground and missed



  52. k6's Momma Joke:

    your moma so old…. i told her to act her own age she left toe nail



  53. k6's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat shes in both sides of the famaily



  54. k6's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she gave jesus 1pound



  55. k6's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so stupid shed bury herself then a dead person



  56. k6's Momma Joke:

    your moma breath breeths tornadoe



  57. k6's Momma Joke:

    yo mum spits volcano



  58. 0052's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas fat



  59. 0052's Momma Joke:

    these jokes suck big time…



  60. 0052's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she goes to china people say godzilla godzilla



  61. 0052's Momma Joke:

    lope



  62. 0052's Momma Joke:

    yo momma put the boogyman out of business



  63. 0052's Momma Joke:

    yo momma vjj is like turner field its brown green and has 9 guys on it at 1 time



  64. 6458's Momma Joke:

    yo moms like a vaccume cleaner…..she sucks she blows and gets layed in the closet!!



  65. britt1894's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she stared at a orange juice carton for an hour just because it said concentrate.



  66. britt1894's Momma Joke:

    Tu madre es gordisima porque ella come mucho comida



  67. mz natt's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so nasty crabs bungie jump from her tampon string



  68. mz natt's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she went in the grocery store and poured out half of the milk just to get it half priced



  69. TO JACKIE AND ASHLEY's Momma Joke:

    yo MAMMA so hairy when you go by the ape exibite the zoo keepers say OH NO AN APE ESCAPED!!



  70. TO JACKIE AND ASHLEY's Momma Joke:

    Yo moma’s so fat she got in a monster truck and it became a low rider.



  71. TO JACKIE AND ASHLEY's Momma Joke:

    you so ugly even clovis dosent think your hot



  72. 2 the mothers of my kids's Momma Joke:

    Ur mommas so dumb she thought alltel was a company 4 snitching on people.



  73. NICAGURL's Momma Joke:

    JAKE’S MOM IS SO FAT SHE COULDN’T GET LIPO SUCTION



  74. DGH's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is soo fat she break da scale



  75. annalise's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so ugly she makes blind kids cry



  76. annalise's Momma Joke:

    ur mammas so ugly eveen her reflection fainted



  77. annalise's Momma Joke:

    yr momma is so fat she went 2 the cinnamas and sat nexto every1



  78. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur so fat ur were born fat



  79. Sarah....x's Momma Joke:

    yr momma is so stupid she got fired from a blow job



  80. Yr.momss.chest.hair.'s Momma Joke:

    Yr mom is like a fan turn her on nd watch her blow



  81. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momm is so old she has a signed edition of the bible



  82. Mi madre se llama Idalia's Momma Joke:

    chupame los webos pinche cabrones culeros jajaja no ma bromeo



  83. best's Momma Joke:

    tu madre is so ugly, she makes you look pretty



  84. best's Momma Joke:

    tu madre is so hairy, she uses a rake to comb her hair



  85. best's Momma Joke:

    tu madre is so dirty, she blends in with the ground



  86. luke's Momma Joke:

    ur mum so hairy bala binlardin thourght she was a wookie



  87. fart fart's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so damn fat she thought nobody was living becuz she took up all of the space in the world and then she could not see ANYBODY



  88. yo momma so hairy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy she got afros on her nipples



  89. assssssssss's Momma Joke:

    tu madre esta tan gorda que ni dora la puede explorara



  90. skull's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly, that when she went into a haunted house she came out with an application!



  91. THE BEST!!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so skinny, when she turned sideways she disappeared!



  92. SKULL!!!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat, she sat next to everybody in the theaters!



  93. WAT WAT!!!'s Momma Joke:

    Tu madre esta vien viega, que so seguro social is el 1 !!!!



  94. ?????G?????'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly, that when you took her to the zoo the employes said thanks for bringing her back!!!!!



  95. hdncbsifn's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she put a quater in a parking meter and said “wheres my gum ball”



  96. shot gun's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a shot gun frist she cooks then she blows



  97. alex's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat when she went to the blanket store and the maneger put a blanket over the oceon



  98. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    these jokes duck dick



  99. Ivan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid she got trapped in a grocery store and starved.



  100. carlos's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she stuck her hand out for a train



  101. @@@@@@@@'s Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she waited in front of a stop sign till it said go!!!



  102. carlos's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so tall when she did a cart wheel she hit jesus in the chin



  103. @@@@@@@@'s Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat that not even dora can explore her!



  104. carlos's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor when u picked up a straw from the floor she said “na na na to expensive”.



  105. @@@@@@@@'s Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she from both sides of the family heheehehhee!



  106. marissa's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that she put a yellow dress and they call her taxi !!!hahahahja



  107. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she went inside the building and streached it out



  108. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she jumped in the sky and streched it out



  109. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she jumped in the sky and got stuck



  110. dj ill Will's Momma Joke:

    You momma is so stupid when I ringed her doorbell she went to the microwave



  111. josh's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat her nick names dang girl



  112. cristal96's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she saw a yellow bus filled with white kids she sed ” STOP THAT Twinky



  113. cristal96's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she went buggy jumpin her fat ass went straight to hell



  114. fysisid's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so pimp that she gets pimp slappeddd



  115. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she went buggy jumpin her fat ass went straight to hell



  116. TU MADRE's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMMA SO FAT SHE GOT CRASHED BY A PARK CAR



  117. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    drthrhj



  118. yo momma jokes's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she coulnd get out of her mama stumick



  119. Heath's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old she has adam’s and eve’s autograph



  120. 2800 andrade ave richmond ca's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she started the big bang theory



  121. davasfsfa's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so ugly that shes ugly



  122. blah's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so fat when you asked “whats for lunch?” she opened up her legs and said crabs



  123. roger187's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dirty she stood next to a homeless man and he said bitch take a bath



  124. roger187's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stank she got kicked out of hell



  125. roger bradshaw's Momma Joke:

    ho momma is so poor she shot a roach over a crum



  126. 51/50 on yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she make freddy kreuger look like beyonce’



  127. cristian's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie



  128. qcesar's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ghetto when she breastfeeds kool-aid comes out



  129. rick's Momma Joke:

    tu madre es muy hota



  130. yo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor when i told her can i watch color t.v she said no i am out of crayons



  131. hdi's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning



  132. gio's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so black when she went to night school the teacher marked her absent



  133. Erik's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she had you



  134. ccjkj's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO NASTY WHEN YOU ASKED HER WHAT’S FOR DINNER SHE OPENED HER LEGS AND SAID CRABS



  135. rb gys's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly when she tried entering an ugly contest they said no pros bitch



  136. rewjg's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that when she saw a yellow bus full of white people she said stop that twinkie



  137. f4's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she bought a donut and took it back because it had a hole in it



  138. f5s momma joke:'s Momma Joke:

    u know people i got the best yo mama jokes for all of you
    Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing



  139. pimpintheslots's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so harry you almost died of rug burn at birth



  140. pimpintheslots's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat a semi truck hit her and she said who through that rock



  141. Heath's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so ugly she turned Medusa to stone



  142. jazmine's Momma Joke:

    i bet i cud beat all of u well not ALL of u but sum >:)



  143. awdfjkl;jsdlk's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so fat that your fat



  144. devin hall's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat the only words in the apblabet she knows is kfc



  145. JayR's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so old she sat behind Jesus in third grade



  146. fxcb's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she locked herself inthe bathroom and pissed herself



  147. tinju's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so black when she puts on yellow lipstick she looks like a cheese burger



  148. dfrrrrrrrrr's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so fat she fat!!!!!!!!



  149. mexico's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is sooooo ugly she made the monkeys cry.



  150. JFF's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so fat when she got on the scale it said to be continued



  151. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everybody



  152. JFFL's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid when she got a heart attack she wnt to the store to buy life savers



  153. GIO's Momma Joke:

    YO SO NASTY SHE BRINGS HER OWN CRADBS TO HER OWN BEACH



  154. GIO's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMA SO NASTY HER BLOOD TYPE IS RAGO



  155. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat people thought she was the moon



  156. JFF's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat when she went to a all you can eat buffet they kicked her out



  157. RicardoBiotch's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so poor she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list.



  158. haha's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so stupid this joke isnt even funny.



  159. clancy's Momma Joke:

    tu madre es muy buena en la cama



  160. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat instead of an STD she gave me cholesterol



  161. moises's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat her blood type is o r e o



  162. hwue's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid se sat on the tv and watched the couch



  163. Bekah's Momma Joke:

    tu madre es tan apestoso que los zorrillos la piden que se bana!

    Yo momma’s so smelly that skunks beg her to take a bath!



  164. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    tu madre quire tener sexo con tigo

    yo moma whats to have sex with you



  165. T-FRESH BOYS's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO FAT AND BIG SHE LOOK LIKE FAT ALBERT AND PRECIOUS AND RESPUSHA PUT 2GETHER AT1 TIME



  166. tu madre es como un caro todos se suben en ella's Momma Joke:

    MAMALISIOUS



  167. best yo mama joke to the one on top of me's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she put a battery in here ass and she said i got the power



  168. not yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly yo grand ma said dam u ugly when she was born



  169. yomother's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so ugly shes ugly



  170. Jessica's Momma Joke:

    Tu madre es tan gorda k rompe todas las machines



  171. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she make a onion cry



  172. tony's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is so fat wen shi shits the toilet sings a b c d e f g get ur fat ass off of me



  173. bob's Momma Joke:

    fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck u all



  174. oto's Momma Joke:

    i love jessica



  175. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so hairy that they call her wookie



  176. austin's Momma Joke:

    Ur Momma Is Like A Hardware Store, 50Cents A Screw!!! (:



  177. casper's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she got in the car sha made a new movie the fat and fourous



  178. casper's Momma Joke:

    your mama so cheap she cant pay attantoin



  179. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is sooooooooooooooo fat she fat



  180. tu madres bak's Momma Joke:

    tu mama es bien puta que cuando va comer tacos pide uno de virga



  181. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    tu madre is so fat when she put a yellow they thought is waz tha skool bus



  182. Bekah's Momma Joke:

    Tu madre es tan suelta que tu padre tenia que amarrarla a la cama para prevenirla andar en la calle.

    Yo mamma so loose yo daddy had to tie her to the bed to keep her from running around.



  183. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    tu madre is so stupid she starved in a …..damn it i for got -_-?



  184. killer pollo's Momma Joke:

    tu mama esta beien gorda que quando se sento en el mar iso un sunami



  185. Jorge's Momma Joke:

    Your mamma is so stupid she waited for the stop sign to say go



  186. Guillermo's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so fat that when she wheigh herself the machine said one at a time



  187. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so fat that when she wheigh herself the machine said one at a time



  188. Amoyms's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is a horn and a bich that she dosen’t got boobs



  189. Guillermo's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so fat that she is gonna explode in any second



  190. Black dud's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is black that her niples can’t see because she is so black like a nich



  191. Jorge's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is so stupid she tought the Mexican -American was between taco bell and mcdonalds



  192. Jorge's Momma Joke:

    Your mom is so fat when she puts a red shirt on they call her kool aid



  193. Guillermo's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so skiny that when she turned sideways nobody could see her



  194. Guilermo's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so fat that when she got on her car the hole wheels exploded.



  195. Alberto's Momma Joke:

    Your mom is so fat that when she went to the car the car explain that she is so fat



  196. Brains's Momma Joke:

    You are so stupid



  197. Guillermo's Momma Joke:

    Brian is a dick face



  198. Alberto's Momma Joke:

    Your mom is so skiny that the air cold care her



  199. Alberto's Momma Joke:

    Amoym don’t copy outer jokes your stupid kiss a dig stupid



  200. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat when she hit the ball she set on every bace i mean every bace



  201. Guillermo's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so fat when she was born she cannot even get out of the vagina.



  202. Alberto's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so fat she cannot even fit on the world that why she went to the sun and didn’t fit neither



  203. George's Momma Joke:

    Who created this page



  204. Secret admirer's Momma Joke:

    Your mamma is so fat when she went to the farm they tough that she was a cow



  205. Cyndi's Momma Joke:

    “Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning” (YO MAMA JOKES)



  206. Guillermo's Momma Joke:

    Jenn socks a big dick



  207. Guillermo's Momma Joke:

    Windy is a bich she is so fat and yeah is you bich



  208. Jorge's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is fat she neede to be babtisted in the pacific ocean



  209. Juan's Momma Joke:

    Cyndi your a rat bitch your mama joke suck I almost pied beacuse it suck a dig you little pusi



  210. Alberto's Momma Joke:

    Socks a dick and I got a little dick



  211. Jorge's Momma Joke:

    I got a hair inside my dick and I try to lick it and shave it



  212. Gullermo's Momma Joke:

    I auck



  213. Guillermo's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so smelly that when she farts it’s a nuclear bomb



  214. Alberto's Momma Joke:

    I’m fat and I’m gonna explode



  215. 123's Momma Joke:

    Cyndi hija de puta vete a la verga pinche tetas aguadas



  216. Guillermo's Momma Joke:

    My mom is a bich and I’m notmplaying she’s a horn and a buch and hooker



  217. 63's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WHEN TO THE SUPER BOLE SHE BROUGHT A SPON



  218. Raymon BATCH's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama like a slip-n-slide I ride her all day long



  219. Raymond BATCH's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it showed her phone number



  220. tu madre's Momma Joke:

    tu madre lambo me verga



  221. grande verga's Momma Joke:

    tu madre me la mama mientras tu ermana me lamba los huevos



  222. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Tu mama Vende tacos de Mayonesa



  223. diablo's Momma Joke:

    tu madre me la mama todo los dias y despues saliste tu (oooops olvide usar condon)



  224. butliicker's Momma Joke:

    gfy6tftgvvbhgvbhgvhvhgv



  225. amadeus's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so sick she throwup



  226. BABYBOY's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so KRAZY she went to the bathroom in said BABY BOY



  227. MAY 2010's Momma Joke:

    YO mama so FAT the football came back in hit her in her back in boke



  228. brianna's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is so back when she hopped into a hot tub she mad coffe



  229. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamas So Stupid She Held Up A Sign That Said”Will Eat For Food”



  230. cocopuffz's Momma Joke:

    Your mom is so stupid that when they locked her in a mattress store she slept on the floor



  231. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

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  318. emerald's Momma Joke:

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  319. jk.'s Momma Joke:

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  320. emerald's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly when she looks out the window she is arrested for mooning



  321. tu madre killa's Momma Joke:

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  324. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

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    que es mas viejo un viejote o una viejita ?
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  357. keinter's Momma Joke:

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  358. keinter's Momma Joke:

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  359. keinter's Momma Joke:

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    When la teacher se caga va a tu cara



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Any spanish tu madre jokers out there? It would be great to have some of the jokes translated into spanish.

Tu Madre is so smelly she kills flys with her breath.

Tu Madre is so fat she needs grease to get out da door.

Tu Madre is so ugly she had to find a used condemn to have you cause no one would ever do her…

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