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70 Responses to “Tu Madre Jokes”

  1. 1
    best said:

      tu madre is muey grande

  2. 2
    gi-gi said:

      yo mama smell like doodoo

  3. 3
    owe said:

      yo mama so fat when she went on the scale they said ONE PERSON AT A TIME

  4. 4
    Sex Kitten said:

      Tu mama es muy fea y grande

      Yo mama is very ugly and large!

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    your momma so dumb said:

      your momma so dumb she got locked on a bike

  6. 6
    le3 said:

      your momma so fat she uses bacon flavoured lip gloss

  7. 7
    le3 said:

      tell your mom to stop changing lipstick my dick is turning into a rain bow ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  8. 8
    Rico said:

      tu madre is muy grande even god couldn’t raise her spirit

  9. 9
    Save the whales said:

      Yo mammas so fat she was on the beach sun bathing and save the whales pushed her back into the water !!

  10. 10
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is like a tornadoe she comes to town and blows everything

  11. 11
    Anonymous said:

      Tymmy Gilbert said: hey rico

      yo momma is like a bowling ball she gets picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter

  12. 12
    Tymmy Gilbert said:

      yo momma is so fat when she gets a sunburn everyone yells kool-aid

  13. 13
    Tymmy Gilbert said:

      hey sex kitten your mom is like a roller coaster everyone wants to ride her

  14. 14
    Tymmy Gilbert said:

      this goes to everyone who gets on this website

      yo momma is like train tracks she always gets laid

  15. 15
    Tymmy Gilbert said:

      this is my final joke before i dog on u beginners to bad i dont want any cry babies now alright

      yo momma is like a squirrel she always has nuts in her mouth

  16. 16
    Tymmy Gilbert said:

      this goes to rico

      hey rico your mom is so nasty she brings her own crabs to the beach

      THANKYOU EVERYONE I LOVE YOU CHELSEA

  17. 17
    Tymmy Gilbert said:

      now i like to see someone beat me now u people can handle this so dont try

  18. 18
    Figgy said:

      Yo Momma so dumb she climed an invisible wall just to see what was on the other side

  19. 19
    jen111 said:

      yo mama is like a snicker bar packed with nuts

  20. 20
    jen111 said:

      yo mama is like a christmas tree everybody hang balls on her

      yo mama so stupid when i was drowning and asked for a life saver she asked”cherry or grape”

      yo mama so stupid she tough fruit punch was a gay boxer

      yo mama is like mr.bucket balls are always popping out of her mouth

  21. 21
    jen111 said:

      this is for tymmy. yo mama is so ugly she put the boogie man outta business.

      yo mama so ugly even slicky willy clinton refused to sleep with her……..

  22. 22
    jeni111 said:

      too scare tymmy gilbert yeah that’s what i though

  23. 23
    jeni111 said:

      tymmy gilbert think you can beat me so bring it on fat ass

  24. 24
    jen111 said:

      hello you idiots nobody answer me you guys suck

  25. 25
    Anonymous said:

      yo mamma is so fat that sh lives on texas and califonia at the same time

  26. 26
    jeni111 said:

      you people don’t you ever answer me

  27. 27
    maddie said:

      yo momma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

  28. 28
    Rando said:

      Your Mom is so strong - she can drink Peanut Butter!!

  29. 29
    niki said:

      yo momma soooo fat she jumped in the ocean,and all the whales gathered around and sang we are family,even know your bigger than me.

  30. 30
    joe said:

      yo mama so black when she got out of the car the oil light came on!!!

  31. 31
    I.D card said:

      Hey Jeni111 I will take you on
      Spagetti and meatballs all covered in blood I shot your poor mom with a 44 gun I went to her funeral I pist on her grave Instead of flowers I threw a gernade

  32. 32
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so ugly she make doodoo look good

  33. 33
    ROSiiE said:

      YOUR MOMMA LIKE A RACING CAR..CHICK BURNED 4 RUBBERS IN ONE NIGHT!!!

  34. 34
    Dougy said:

      Yo mamma so hairy she could be called a chi

  35. 35
    AY3MAY said:

      HEY TYMMY GiiLBERT!!!

      YO MOMMA SO FAT, LAST TIME SHE SAW 90210 WAS ON THE SCALE!

      YO MOMMA SO OLD, WHEN SHE WAS iiN SCHOOL THERE WERENT ANY HiiSTORY CLASSES!

      YO MOMMA SO STUPiiD, SHE GOT STABBED iiN A SHOOT OUT!

      YO MOMMA SO STUPiiD, ii FOUND HER PEAKING OVER A GLASS WALL TO SEE WHAT WAS ON THE OTHER SiiDE!

      YO MOMMA SO FAT, EVEN BiiLL GATES COULDNT PAY FOR HER LiiPOSUCTiiON!

      YO MOMMA SO STUPiiD SHE SOLD HER CAR FOR GASOLiiNE MONEY!

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    Funny123456789 said:

      yo mommas so ghetto she breast feeds kool aid

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    Anonymous said:

      yo mammas a refridgerator, she lets everyone stick her meat in her

  38. 38
    marie said:

      hey tymmy gilbert!!!!!yomomma is so poor she asked the homeless man your dad for 25cent

  39. 39
    marie said:

      yo momma is so ugly that when she got lost in the park they put up signs of the boogyman

  40. 40
    Yawaaz Dad said:

      Yawars Momma So Ugly She Made A Blind Man Cry

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    kunt said:

      yo mammas so fat when she jumps she gets stuck in the air

  42. 42
    jackie said:

      yo momma so ugly that they called the adoption center but they wouldnt even accpt her

  43. 43
    jackie said:

      yo momma so burnt up even the homeless give her 50 cent

  44. 44
    bee said:

      yo momma so stupid she thought RUSH HOUR 3 was lunch time

  45. 45
    tumadre said:

      coja a su mama

  46. 46
    Anonymous said:

      your mothers butt is so hairy that kinkon pops up an says…welcome to ameria

  47. 47
    ungnown person said:

      your mothers butt is so hairy that kinkon pops up an says…welcome to america

  48. 48
    mike said:

      yo momma is such a whore all i have to do is type in her name at google and press the i’m feeling lucky button to get some action

  49. 49
    mike said:

      yo momma is so horny and fat that she jacked of with a carrot and still dipped it in ranch and ate it

  50. 50
    mike said:

      yo momma is like hittler she throw the bomb and blow everyone

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    dr. dr said:

      yo momma so fat when she steped on the scale it showed her phone number

  52. 52
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so stupid she threw rock on the ground and missed

  53. 53
    k6 said:

      your moma so old…. i told her to act her own age she left toe nail

  54. 54
    k6 said:

      yo momma so fat shes in both sides of the famaily

  55. 55
    k6 said:

      yo momma so old she gave jesus 1pound

  56. 56
    k6 said:

      yo moma so stupid shed bury herself then a dead person

  57. 57
    k6 said:

      your moma breath breeths tornadoe

  58. 58
    k6 said:

      yo mum spits volcano

  59. 59
    0052 said:

      yo mommas fat

  60. 60
    0052 said:

      these jokes suck big time…

  61. 61
    0052 said:

      yo momma is so fat when she goes to china people say godzilla godzilla

  62. 62
    0052 said:

      lope

  63. 63
    0052 said:

      yo momma put the boogyman out of business

  64. 64
    0052 said:

      yo momma vjj is like turner field its brown green and has 9 guys on it at 1 time

  65. 65
    6458 said:

      yo moms like a vaccume cleaner…..she sucks she blows and gets layed in the closet!!

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    britt1894 said:

      yo momma is so stupid she stared at a orange juice carton for an hour just because it said concentrate.

  67. 67
    britt1894 said:

      Tu madre es gordisima porque ella come mucho comida

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    kaleb price said:

      yo momma is so poor she came to my house asked for a piece of cheese and a rat came out and said nigga please

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    mz natt said:

      yo mama so nasty crabs bungie jump from her tampon string

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    mz natt said:

      yo mama so dumb she went in the grocery store and poured out half of the milk just to get it half priced

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