70 Responses to “Tu Madre Jokes”

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1. 12
   Tymmy Gilbert said:
   Posted: December 20th, 2007

   yo momma is so fat when she gets a sunburn everyone yells kool-aid

2. 13
   Tymmy Gilbert said:
   Posted: December 20th, 2007

   hey sex kitten your mom is like a roller coaster everyone wants to ride her

3. 14
   Tymmy Gilbert said:
   Posted: December 20th, 2007

   this goes to everyone who gets on this website

   yo momma is like train tracks she always gets laid

4. 15
   Tymmy Gilbert said:
   Posted: December 20th, 2007

   this is my final joke before i dog on u beginners to bad i dont want any cry babies now alright

   yo momma is like a squirrel she always has nuts in her mouth

5. 16
   Tymmy Gilbert said:
   Posted: December 20th, 2007

   this goes to rico

   hey rico your mom is so nasty she brings her own crabs to the beach

   THANKYOU EVERYONE I LOVE YOU CHELSEA

6. 17
   Tymmy Gilbert said:
   Posted: December 20th, 2007

   now i like to see someone beat me now u people can handle this so dont try

7. 18
   Figgy said:
   Posted: December 25th, 2007

   Yo Momma so dumb she climed an invisible wall just to see what was on the other side

8. 19
   jen111 said:
   Posted: December 28th, 2007

   yo mama is like a snicker bar packed with nuts

9. 20
   jen111 said:
   Posted: December 28th, 2007

   yo mama is like a christmas tree everybody hang balls on her

   yo mama so stupid when i was drowning and asked for a life saver she asked”cherry or grape”

   yo mama so stupid she tough fruit punch was a gay boxer

   yo mama is like mr.bucket balls are always popping out of her mouth

10. 21
    jen111 said:
    Posted: December 28th, 2007

    this is for tymmy. yo mama is so ugly she put the boogie man outta business.

    yo mama so ugly even slicky willy clinton refused to sleep with her……..

11. 22
    jeni111 said:
    Posted: December 28th, 2007

    too scare tymmy gilbert yeah that’s what i though

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