73 Responses to “Tu Madre Jokes”

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1. 34
   Dougy said:
   Posted: February 21st, 2008

   Yo mamma so hairy she could be called a chi

2. 35
   AY3MAY said:
   Posted: February 26th, 2008

   HEY TYMMY GiiLBERT!!!

   YO MOMMA SO FAT, LAST TIME SHE SAW 90210 WAS ON THE SCALE!

   YO MOMMA SO OLD, WHEN SHE WAS iiN SCHOOL THERE WERENT ANY HiiSTORY CLASSES!

   YO MOMMA SO STUPiiD, SHE GOT STABBED iiN A SHOOT OUT!

   YO MOMMA SO STUPiiD, ii FOUND HER PEAKING OVER A GLASS WALL TO SEE WHAT WAS ON THE OTHER SiiDE!

   YO MOMMA SO FAT, EVEN BiiLL GATES COULDNT PAY FOR HER LiiPOSUCTiiON!

   YO MOMMA SO STUPiiD SHE SOLD HER CAR FOR GASOLiiNE MONEY!

3. 36
   Funny123456789 said:
   Posted: February 26th, 2008

   yo mommas so ghetto she breast feeds kool aid

4. 37
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: February 29th, 2008

   yo mammas a refridgerator, she lets everyone stick her meat in her

5. 38
   marie said:
   Posted: March 2nd, 2008

   hey tymmy gilbert!!!!!yomomma is so poor she asked the homeless man your dad for 25cent

6. 39
   marie said:
   Posted: March 2nd, 2008

   yo momma is so ugly that when she got lost in the park they put up signs of the boogyman

7. 40
   Yawaaz Dad said:
   Posted: March 3rd, 2008

   Yawars Momma So Ugly She Made A Blind Man Cry

8. 41
   kunt said:
   Posted: March 3rd, 2008

   yo mammas so fat when she jumps she gets stuck in the air

9. 42
   jackie said:
   Posted: March 13th, 2008

   yo momma so ugly that they called the adoption center but they wouldnt even accpt her

10. 43
    jackie said:
    Posted: March 13th, 2008

    yo momma so burnt up even the homeless give her 50 cent

11. 44
    bee said:
    Posted: March 13th, 2008

    yo momma so stupid she thought RUSH HOUR 3 was lunch time

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