607 Yo Momma Jokes in “Tu Madre Jokes”
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Any spanish tu madre jokers out there? It would be great to have some of the jokes translated into spanish.
Tu Madre is so smelly she kills flys with her breath.
Tu Madre is so fat she needs grease to get out da door.
Tu Madre is so ugly she had to find a used condemn to have you cause no one would ever do her…
Your Mom Is So Old, Her Social Security Is 1
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TweetYour mama So fat that when she fell down the stairs we all thought it was an earthquake. Your mama so big when she played hide and go seek she lost every time because you can see her behind mount everest so easily
TweetTu Madré is poor that when she finds a penny she spends it on a garbage can.
TweetYo momma so fat she got pregnant and had 100 babies
TweetUr momma so fat she was trying to climb a ladder but the ladder broke
Tweetur mama so stupid she played rock, paper, scissor with her reflection and lost. ur mama so short she commited suicide by falling off the curb. ur mama so fat she doesnt need internet because she’s worldwide.
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