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622 Responses to “Ur Momma Jokes for April 2007”

  1. 1
    Da'Quan Sylvester said:

      Yo momma so skinny for holloween s

  2. 2
    tara said:

      your momma so old when she farts dust comes out

  3. 3
    yourma'ssobig said:

      your ma’s so big that when she went outside everyone yelled “look it “

  4. 4
    isabsaa said:

      your momma so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl

  5. 5
    Anonymous said:

      yo mamma so stupid she called the operater and she asked how long does it take to get from las vegas to las angles and the operater said just a minute and then yo mamma hung up

  6. 6
    Anonymous said:

      its good

  7. 7
    Edward Robinson said:

      yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money

  8. 8
    Edward Robinson said:

      yo momma so fat she uses mexico as a tanning bed

  9. 9
    Angel said:

      Your mom is like a roller coaster every one won’ts to ride her

  10. 10
    barren said:

      yo momma is so stupid she went to the store and forgot her pants!

  11. 11
    Anonymous said:

      Your momma’s so old, when God said “Let there be light”, he was telling her to move out the way.

      cliff

  12. 12
    brook said:

      yo momma so dumb when she was young and in school they asked her what was an organism and she said isnt that the pleasure during sex!

  13. 13
    karli said:

      yo mommas so fat, when she went to a resturant she luked at the menu and said ”OK”!!

  14. 14
    bob said:

      yo momma so fat she uses a mattres as a tampon

  15. 15
    bob said:

      yo momma so fat her legs r like spoiled milk - white and chunky

  16. 16
    Bianca and Zach said:

      Your momma is so hairy she has afros on her nipples!

      your momma is so stupid she went to the lakers game to fish.

      Your momma is so stupid she went to the heat game to get a tan

      Your momma is so skinny she can hula hoop through a froot loop

      your momma is so stupid and fat she went to the nuggets game just because she was hungry.

  17. 17
    Anonymous said:

      YO MOMMA IS A REDNECK

  18. 18
    Katelyn said:

      yo momma so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said,”i got energy” yea thats right!!

  19. 19
    Yo Momma's Master said:

      Amy’s the one - Happy Birthday!

  20. 20
    wesley said:

      Yo momma is so old she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro
      yo momma is so stupid when she saw the sigh at the movies that said under 17 not admotted she went home and got 16 friends
      yo momma’s teeth are so yellow when she walked into church they’re like jesus has arrived
      yo momma is so stupid if her brain were chocolate it wouldn’t fill an M&M

  21. 21
    Steven, Weston, Ben, Luke, and Zach said:

      Yo momma is so stupid that she walked into a repair store with a donut and said there’s a hole in it!

  22. 22
    Steven, Weston, Ben, Luke, and Zach said:

      To momma is so dirty that she turned right guard into left!!

  23. 23
    Steven, Weston, Ben, Luke, and Zach said:

      Yo momma’s alive!!

  24. 24
    Steven, Weston, Ben, Luke, and Zach said:

      Yo momma’s poop is so big that– uhh–that– uhh… Wutever I dont have a freaking joke!

  25. 25
    Steven, Weston, Ben, Luke, and Zach said:

      Yo momma is so fat that she jumped into the air and she got stuck!

  26. 26
    Bed Stuy Gangsta said:

      Yo momma come from bed stuy

  27. 27
    Anonymous said:

      You mama is so stupid she stared at an orange juice bottle for 2 days because it said concentrate!

  28. 28
    Anonymous said:

      Yo mama so ugly she walk out to the nuclear war zone and they said OMG a beast shoot it!

  29. 29
    Anonymous said:

      YO mama so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it said WTF!

  30. 30
    Anonymous said:

      Yo mama looks so dumb everyone said look its Jake from kindergarten!

  31. 31
    Anonymous said:

      Yo mama’s so Dumb she failed kindergarten and everyone called her Jake!

  32. 32
    Anonymous said:

      Yo mama’s so fat she jumped on the couch and everyone started screaming! including Jake!

  33. 33
    Anonymous said:

      yo mamma so stupid she got lost on a one way road

  34. 34
    Anonymous said:

      Yo mama’s so fat and stupid she walked out the front yard the people yelled OMG its Jake! Shoot his As!

  35. 35
    Big fat mamma said:

      yo momma so fat she had to use neck deoderant

  36. 36
    Anonymous said:

      yo mamas so Stupid everyone yelled its Jake from kindergarten! i hear he passed it finnaly at the age of 22! hes so FUcin stupid

  37. 37
    Anonymous said:

      Yo mamas so Dum the CALLED OUT FOR JAKE SHE CAME RUNNIN! AND SAID I PASSED KINDERGARTEN AT MY CURRENT AGE 50!

  38. 38
    billy latil said:

      yo momma so black she turned oreos inside out!

      yo mommas teeth are so yellow,she smiled and traffic slowed down!!!!

      yo momma so stupid she robbed a store and left money!!!!

      yo mommas so stupid she had a peice of paper that said dont write below this line____________________________________________________ and she wrote ok!!!!!!!

      yo mommas so slow she starting singing(the horse race song)

  39. 39
    billy latil said:

      yo mommas so fat she walked in front of the tv and i missed the whole basketball season!!!

      yo mommas so poor i saw her walking down the street with one shoe on, i said ” you lose a shoe and she said “no i found one!!!!!!

      yo mommas so ugly and fat she walked down the street and everyone started yelling:godzilla!!!!!!!!!!!

      yo mommas so stupid she went to a clippers game to get her hair cut!!!!!!!!!!!

  40. 40
    billy latil said:

      yo mommas soshort she uses toilet paper as a towel!!!!!!

      yo mommas so small i got out a bottle of water and she said wat are u doing with my pool???

      yo mommas so stupid she asked wat came after the letter ‘w’ and i said ‘y’ and she said because i wanna know thats why!!!!!!!!!

  41. 41
    billy latil said:

      yo mommas so stupid she started yelling in an envaloope i said watcha doing she said im trying to send voice mail!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  42. 42
    billy latil said:

      yo mommas so tall every time she does a backflip she kicks jesus in the chin*stop playin*

      yo mommas so fat she ordered eveything on the diners menu and said”im on a diet”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      mess with me ill go yomma on yo butts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  43. 43
    billy latil said:

      yo mommas so poor i said can i go to the bathroom she said sorry all out of corners!!!!

      yo mommas so old when she breast feeds powder comes out!!!!!!!!!!

  44. 44
    justin mallett said:

      your momma so fat she dosn’t need a car all she has to do is roll

  45. 45
    justin mallett said:

      yo momma so dumb/fat she broke the tv lookin for the tv dinner

  46. 46
    Anonymous said:

      yo moma so fat she went to the beach and a whale saw her and it said ”we r family”

  47. 47
    andyh2 said:

      Yo momma so fat she thinks every national anthem is “the snack that smiles back BIG MACS”

  48. 48
    Sophia said:

      yo momma so fat she went to macdonals tripped over burgerking and landed on wendys.

  49. 49
    joey!! said:

      ur moms sao fat she fel in love and broke it!
      ur moms so poor she used foodstamps at the vending michine

  50. 50
    frenchgirl said:

      yo momma’s so fat that when she jumped into the Atlantic ocean Spain claimed that there was a new continent.

  51. 51
    SIR said:

      YO MAMA IS SOOO FAT….HER BELLY BUTTON DOESN’T HAVE LINT…IT HAS SHEEP……….

  52. 52
    yo yo yo momma said:

      yo momma like a fine restaurant, she only takes it in the rear

  53. 53
    yo yo yo momma said:

      yo momma so fat when she go to the beach, peole yell “free willy”

  54. 54
    yo yo yo momma said:

      yo momma so flat, she jealous of a wall

  55. 55
    yo yo yo momma said:

      yo momma like a telephone booth, she only a quarter to use, and is on every corner

  56. 56
    Anonymous said:

      Yo mama is so stupid she went and climbed a tree, hanged upside down, and a bus came rolling and hit her and she said “Hey where’s the cream filling?”

  57. 57
    me the same person who posted the one above said:

      that one was original..not old like the others…

  58. 58
    victor said:

      yomamas like a pool table u put 25cents sheall rack ur balls

  59. 59
    matt and britt said:

      yo mamma so dumb jake said you dumb.!!

  60. 60
    dave stimson said:

      yo mommas so fat she wears sheets as clothes

  61. 61
    dave stimson said:

      yo mommas so stupid she says that a stiffy is a pencil

  62. 62
    chris ingles said:

      im so stupid

  63. 63
    chris ingles said:

      ha ha i fatred

  64. 64
    chris inglis said:

      alex mcglagh is the biger winnie ever

  65. 65
    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma so fat when the bus went by she said ” Come Back Twinkie”

  66. 66
    anonymous said:

      yo momma is so horny she is a bitch

      bitch- a horny or sexually active thing that humps the nearest item(dog, post, ect.)

  67. 67
    Anonymous said:

      ur mom is food!!!

  68. 68
    Breezy and My said:

      yo momma is so fat that she eats kids for breakfast.

      Yo momma so poor she went to the liquor store and said can i get a shot.

      Yo momma’z teeth is so yellow when you turn out the lights they glow in the dark.

  69. 69
    Breezy and My said:

      yo momma so fat she wipes her butt with a whole roll of toliet paper…………………LOL

  70. 70
    Kelsey said:

      Yo momma so hairy you almost died of a rug burn at birth

  71. 71
    Kelsey said:

      Yo momma’s like a vacuum..she sucks, blows, and gets laid in a closet

  72. 72
    jessica said:

      ur mom is like gross….ewwww

  73. 73
    homie J said:

      dude ur mom is hot…yum yum

  74. 74
    homie J said:

      your momma so old when she farts dust comes out

  75. 75
    homie J said:

      your momma so old that wen she breasfeeds all taht comes out is powder

  76. 76
    homie J said:

      ur momma so fat that when she stepped on the scale it broke!!!!

  77. 77
    homie J said:

      ur mom is so frickin hot that i wanna have sex with her

  78. 78
    mark said:

      yomomma so poor when ever I say where is your house she says outhere and the fresh air

  79. 79
    mark said:

      yomomma so stupid i said whats for dinner she open her legs and said chicken

  80. 80
    mark said:

      yomomma so nasty when she took a bath dirt was everywhere

  81. 81
    alex said:

      ur mom is so geasy that ur dad does not need lube

  82. 82
    alex said:

      ur mom is such a whore that she has more friends then tom on myspace

  83. 83
    jordan said:

      yo momma so fat she rolled over a dollar and made four quarters!

  84. 84
    jordan said:

      yo momma so stuipid that i said it was chilly out side and she ran out side with a bowl and a spoon!

  85. 85
    jordan said:

      yo momma so stupid that she sold her hair for one penny

  86. 86
    pumba said:

      YO MOMMA SO POOR I SAW HER DIGGING IN THE TRASH AND SAID “WHAT YOU DOIN’”SHE SAID “SHOPPING”.

  87. 87
    PUMBA said:

      JORDAN SUCK

  88. 88
    JOnXxX said:

      ur mamma soo old when i told her to act her age the poor bitch died

  89. 89
    Rob said:

      Yo Mommas’ belly button is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo big, Batman took a look inside and said, “Ooooo, a New Bat Cave, and even bigger that my last one!”

  90. 90
    Rob said:

      Yo papa is so old he thinks baby neew year is his lil’ bro…………..
      Was that funny?

  91. 91
    Rob said:

      yo momma is so dum she went to find a library in a book.

  92. 92
    Rob said:

      Yo momma is so stupid she refidgerates glue.

  93. 93
    Rob said:

      Yo momma is so fat she went fishing and saw a whale, and the whale said, ” We are family even though your bigger than me.”

  94. 94
    Rob said:

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  95. 95
    Rob said:

      sorry my keyboard was messed up!

  96. 96
    Rob said:

      Yo momma is so stupid that she sold her car for a novelty horne.

  97. 97
    da best joke said:

      your mum is so fat she went kfc and asked for 24 breasts 10 legs 5 thighs so they pulled her across the countah lol

  98. 98
    Anonymous said:

      im gonna beast you, your momma’s like a vaccum cleaner see sucks, she blows, she swallows. Your momma’s like a vaccum, she sucks and blows and gets banged in a closet.

  99. 99
    Anonymous said:

      ur mommas so old she has jesus in her elementry year book

      ur momma so stupid she had sex with ur dad
      ur so stupid ur stupid

      ur momma so fat shes fat

  100. 100
    Carly said:

      Your momma is soo fat she makes Olympic sumo wrestlers look anerrexic.
      lolzz. ♥ ™

  101. 101
    Carly said:

      your momma is sooo old she left her purse on Noah’s Ark.

  102. 102
    jesse schilling said:

      yo mommas so short she sat on a nickle and a bugger came out of george washingtons nose!!!!!

  103. 103
    jesse schilling said:

      short and fat ^^^^^

  104. 104
    jesse schilling said:

      yo mommas so fat she make china have level 7 earthquakes!!

  105. 105
    jordan said:

      get yo big animal name off of disneychannel

  106. 106
    jordan said:

      pumba could kiss my black azz

  107. 107
    jordan said:

      dear, pumba yomoma is so black she make wesiey snips look white

  108. 108
    jordan said:

      pumba i got 2 words for you suck it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  109. 109
    jordan said:

      PUMBA I GOT 4 WORDS FOR YOU SUCK IT

  110. 110
    Anonymous said:

      Yo mom is like GEIKO, so easy a caveman can do it!!!!!

  111. 111
    lalala land said:

      Yo momma’s teeth r soo yellow she spits out butter.
      yo mama so poor i saw her kickin a can, so i asked she was doin, and she said “Movin”.

  112. 112
    lalala land said:

      yo moma so poor she wears cheerios for earings
      yo momas so fat she layed on the beach and no one else got any sun
      yo moma so fat people run round her for excersise
      yo moma so poor i saw her knockin on a dumpster, i asked wat she was doin and she said,” my kids locked me out”

  113. 113
    omair said:

      YO MOMA SO SMALL THAT SHE DID BACK FLIPS UNDER THE BED

  114. 114
    omair said:

      YO MOMA SO SMALL SHE USED A LADER TO PICK UP A DIME
      Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.
      Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
      Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
      Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

  115. 115
    KkAaTtEe said:

      yo momma is so fat she had fat ladies orbiting around her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  116. 116
    laura,devon, and ur mom said:

      hey this is ur mom i want to love u

  117. 117
    laura,devon, and ur mom said:

      ur mom is my secret lover!!!!!!!!!! :D…i do her every nite!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

  118. 118
    laura,devon, and ur mom said:

      ur mom goes 2 college!!!!!!!!!!

  119. 119
    pumba said:

      i am a gay person i love poor people i give them a kiss goodbye and jordan, someday i will give a kiss on your black azz

  120. 120
    Daz said:

      Yo mommas like a scooter, everyones riding but noone wants to admit it though…

  121. 121
    Daz said:

      Yo mommas so fat, she sweats gravy and bleeds chocolate

  122. 122
    Daz said:

      Yo mommas so fat, she has an eating disorder….she be eating this order, that order….damn shes eating everybodys order!

  123. 123
    Daz said:

      Yo mommas so poor, the homeless give her change

  124. 124
    Daz said:

      Yo mommas so fat and easy, I saw the bitch at Subway….sitting on the counter saying: Subway: eat fresh

  125. 125
    Daz said:

      If I were to describe yo momma in two words, the two words would be: Solar System, cos she’s a really fat bitch ya hurrd!!

  126. 126
    yojoejoe said:

      yo priest is so fat that he want bungee jumping and want start to hell

  127. 127
    yojoejoe said:

      yo family so poor that they used a fork just to save milk

  128. 128
    yojoejoe said:

      yo momma so fat when i pushed her she rolled

  129. 129
    yojoejoe said:

      yo momma so nasty that she got in the bath tube the water jumped out and said i ain’t ready

  130. 130
    yojoejoe said:

      yo momma so fat that she sat on a rainbow and a bag of skittles popped out

  131. 131
    yojoejoe said:

      i am the best a shall not b beat

  132. 132
    Asseeb said:

      Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,”DING!”

  133. 133
    Asseeb said:

      Yo mamma so stupid when she messed up on the computer and tried to fix it with whiteout

  134. 134
    Asseeb said:

      Yo momma so supid she could trip over a cordless phone!

  135. 135
    Asseeb said:

      Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

  136. 136
    Asseeb said:

      Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ

  137. 137
    Asseeb said:

      Yo momma so fat u use space to play pool

  138. 138
    Daz said:

      Yo mommas so ugly, the doctor shot himself when the bitch was born.

  139. 139
    Daz said:

      Yo mommas so funky, she puts ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh

  140. 140
    Daz said:

      Yo mommas so fat, when she does jumping jacks…she puts the solar system out of alignment

  141. 141
    Daz said:

      Ay yo, yo momma tripped and fell. This ain’t no laughing matter, but the ground was cracking up!!!

  142. 142
    Daz said:

      Yo mommas so black, the bitch got marked absent at night school

  143. 143
    Daz said:

      Yo mommas so ugly, when she walked into the bank…they turned off the surveillence cameras

  144. 144
    Daz said:

      Yo mommas like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw

  145. 145
    mike foley said:

      your mom is sooo dumb that she tripped over a cordless phone

      your mom is soo fat that when she weighed her self the scale said to be continued

      your soo dumb that whenu went to a football game u thought the quarterback was a refund

      your r so dumb that u sat on the tv and watched the couch

  146. 146
    mike foley said:

      heres another ur mama is sooo fat that when she fell no one laughed but the ground started cracking uppp

  147. 147
    Big CR said:

      Yo momma is so skinny she dosen’t need a key to open the door, she just goes under it.

  148. 148
    DUde said:

      YOU KEEP MY MOMMA OUT OF THIS AND I WILL KEEP MINE OUT OF YO MOMMA

  149. 149
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so black she makes chuck norris horny

  150. 150
    Jennings said:

      Your momma’s so fat i went skydiving inside her and i still havent hit the bottom!

  151. 151
    Jennings said:

      Yo momma’s so fat she puts mayonaise on a diet pill

  152. 152
    Jennings said:

      Your momma’s so short she stepped off the kerb and screamed ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….plop

  153. 153
    Jennings said:

      Your momma’s so stupid she stared at a car for a whole day becasue it said focus

  154. 154
    Jennings said:

      Yo momma’s so fat she’s the reason africa starve

  155. 155
    frankiesgrl said:

      yo mama so stupid she stared at an orange juice carton becuz it said “concentrate”

  156. 156
    frankiesgrl said:

      yo mamas so fat she got locked in a grocery store, and she starved 2 death

  157. 157
    frankie4evr said:

      i luv this website and i hope a lot of peeps like it 2!!!!!! I hope this website will nevr end and yo mama jokes keep on coming in. and i also hope that yo mama jokes keep growing (and so does yo mama) but peeps keep comin up w/ new ones!!!!

  158. 158
    ur mom said:

      ur momma sooo fat they thought it was u

  159. 159
    ur mom said:

      thats rite gigidy gigetty gigdegi goo

  160. 160
    ur mom said:

      ur mom is so ugly she thought she looked like u

  161. 161
    ur mom said:

      its not 10:22

  162. 162
    hottie 411 said:

      your momma so fat last time she saw 90210 is when she was on the scale

      your momma so dirty when she got in the tub the water jumped out and said im in next!

      your momma so fat last fall the news said it was chillie and so she went to go get a bowl and a spoon

  163. 163
    hottie 411 said:

      last time your momma said thats my beeper everybody looked and said no that shits an V.C.R

  164. 164
    Anonymous said:

  165. 165
    tom said:

      ya mums so fat she was driving to da shop in her car and the highway patrol put a sign on her bumper sayin ‘caution wide load’

  166. 166
    tom said:

      ya mumz so fat she jumped in a pool and the water jumped out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  167. 167
    tom said:

      ya mums so dumb she looked at a pure orange carton for two weeks just coz it said concentrate

  168. 168
    Isaiah Stover said:

      yo mommas teeth so yellow and her face is so black she looks like a pittsburg steelers helmet

  169. 169
    yo yoy ma said:

      yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down

  170. 170
    yo yoy ma said:

      yo mama so old she left her purse on noahas arce

  171. 171
    yo yoy ma said:

      yo mama so ghetto her idea of a furtune cookie is a oreo with a food stamp in the middle

  172. 172
    yo yoy ma said:

      yo mama is so fat she makes u look skinny

  173. 173
    yo yoy ma said:

      yo mama is soooooooo stupid she stuck a dubble a up her but ans said i got the power o ya

  174. 174
    yo yoy ma said:

      yo mama is so fat she was king kongs stunt double

  175. 175
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma soooooo fat she jumped on the rainbow and skittles came out yo momma so ugly she looked out of the window and got arrested for mooning yo momma so poor she stepped on a cocroach and she said clap yo hands stomp yo feet praise the lord we got something to eat yo momma so poor i saw her walking down the street with a coffee can and when i asked what she was doing she said moving. hustle loyalty respect by lil john

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    nick watkins from whiting said:

      billy lattil really has to stop writing so stupid jokes and spelling words wrong, it’s not supposed to make you look stupid!

  177. 177
    nick watkins from whiting said:

      your momma’s like a boxer, she always comes back for more!

  178. 178
    nick watkins from whiting said:

      your momma is so fat, she went to a hotel, ordered a waterbed, and they put a blanket over the ocean!

  179. 179
    nick watkins from whiting said:

      your mom’s so poor, she lit a match, and the roaches came ut yelling, clap yo hands, stomp yo feet, thank the lord that we got heat!

  180. 180
    nick watkins from whiting said:

      your mom’s so old, she reads the bible reminising

  181. 181
    nick watkins from whiting said:

      your mom is so hairy, she’s got cornrows on her buttcheeks

  182. 182
    jay said:

      yo mamma so fat when she tripped on a rock,i wanted to lagh but the ground was cracking up!!!!

  183. 183
    jay said:

      i like ricky

  184. 184
    jay said:

      yo moms so fat when she stepped on a scale it read to be continued

  185. 185
    jay said:

      yo moms so fat when she went to a football game she sat next
      to everyone

  186. 186
    jay said:

      yo moms so dumb she was on the way to the air port when she saw a sigh saying air port left so she turned around and went home

  187. 187
    jay said:

      yo moms so fat when she turns around everyone throws a welcome back party

  188. 188
    jay said:

      who here likes my jokes?????????!!!!!!!!!!!

  189. 189
    jay said:

      All praise ME!!!!!!!!!!!

  190. 190
    jay said:

      i now have 9 jokes

  191. 191
    jay said:

      now 10 bye bye everyone

  192. 192
    camille said:

      yo mamma so… oh wait.. you dont have a mom- your dads gay!!

  193. 193
    KENNEDY + KIM said:

      YO MAMA THINKS I’M FIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!

  194. 194
    KENNEDY + KIM said:

      YO MAMA IS SO STUPID, SHE PUT A QUARTER IN A PARKING METER AND SAID ” WHERE’S MY BUBBLE GUM”.

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    KENNEDY + KIM said:

      YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE’S STUPID!!!

      YO MAMA SO FAT SHE’S FAT!!!

      YO MAMA SO UGLY…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..SHE’S UGLY!!!!!!! OHHHHHHHH!!! WHAT NOW,NIGGAS!!!

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    baller said:

      yo momma is so stupid if her braincells were gas she wouldnt have enough to power a fleamobile around the inside of a froot loop

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    Anonymous said:

      yo mamas a taxi, everyone gets a ride

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    Anonymous said:

      yo mamas a farris wheel, she gets around

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    brianna said:

      yo momma is like a telivison even a 2 yr old can turn her on…lol funny right

      yo momma is like a door nob everyone gets a turn…like yo momma

      paige oderbraski is only 11 yrs ols n not a virgin spread it around

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    KewlioMan975 said:

      Yo momma so ugly, she won “The Worlds Ugliest Dog Competition” evry year since she was born.

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    mark said:

      you like nuts……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………weiner face

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    Anonymous said:

      all of ur comments suk so bad except a few

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    flamesz said:

      yo momma teeth are so yellow plaque sings am dancing on sunsine

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    flamesz said:

      ur momma so fat God said let dear be light and she moved out the way

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    flamesz said:

      yo momma so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her and said u could have done better then this

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    yo momma said:

      Yo momma is so dumb,she was filling out an aplacation and it ask “SEX?” and she put “M,F,and Wednesdays,too”

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    the dude said:

      yo momma so fat, she needs bookmarks for her stomach, just to find her belly button!

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    Jesse BAllato said:

      Yomma is so poor i was walking down the strreet and stepped in a lit cigarrette and she said who turne out the light

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    jesus mendoza said:

      yo mama so hairy you almost died of a rug burn when you were born

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    jesus mendoza said:

      yo mama is so poor when she goes to KFC she has to lick other peoples fingers

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    jesus mendoza said:

      yo mama so poor when i went over i asked wheres the bathroom she said…..third can on the right

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    jesus mendoza said:

      yo mama is so ugly she turned Medusa into a stone
      oooooooooooo…..yall cant beat that

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    jesus mendoza said:

      yo mama is so ugly she like the sun when they look at her they have to look away

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    jesus mendoza said:

      your mother is so greasy Texaco buys oil from her

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    jesus mendoza said:

      yo mama is so poor whan i ring the door bell I hear the toilet flush

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    jesus mendoza said:

      your family is so poor they have to eat cereal with a fork to save milk

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    jesus mendoza said:

      yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle and calls it air conditioning

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    jesus mendoza said:

      yo mama so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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    jesus mendoza said:

      yo mama so stupid she got locked in a groceries store and starved

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    jesus mendoza said:

      yo mama so stupid she bought a solar powered flash light

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    jesus mendoza said:

      yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

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    jesus mendoza said:

      yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out

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    jesus mendoza said:

      yo mama so stupid she stole free bread

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    jesus mendoza said:

      yo mama so stupid she went to take the 44 bus,and rode the 22 twice instead

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    jesus mendoza said:

      yo mama so poor when i stepped on a cigarette she said who turned off the heater

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    jesus mendoza said:

      yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on the water to take a bath

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    jesus mendoza said:

      yo mama so dark she leaves finger prints an char coal…….sorry if it sounds racial

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    jesus mendoza said:

      yo mama so nasty when she did the splits on the carpet she left a stane

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    jesus mendoza said:
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    frane said:

      your momma is so racist, she saw a black man and called him a chocolate-face and fixed him by putting whiteout all over him

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    frane said:

      your momma is so fat, she has more CHINS than trhe chinese phone book

      oooooooooo burn

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    Anonymous said:

      yo mommas glasses are so thick, she’d look at a map and see people waving!

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so fat, when she wears a raincoat, people yell
      “Taxi!”

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma’s so fat, a yellow bus came by, she said ” Stop That Twinkie!!”

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma’s so fat, she jumped in the ocean, people shouted ” We Are Faamily, Even Though Ur Fatter Than Me!!”

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma’s so fat, she has to iron he pants on the driveway!

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma’s so stupid, it took her 2 hrs. to watch 60 min.

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma’s so stupid, she looked in the mirror and said: “What Are You Lookin’ At?”

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    Anonymous said: