yo mamma so stupid she called the operater and she asked how long does it take to get from las vegas to las angles and the operater said just a minute and then yo mamma hung up
Yo momma is so old she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro
yo momma is so stupid when she saw the sigh at the movies that said under 17 not admotted she went home and got 16 friends
yo momma’s teeth are so yellow when she walked into church they’re like jesus has arrived
yo momma is so stupid if her brain were chocolate it wouldn’t fill an M&M
yo mommas teeth are so yellow,she smiled and traffic slowed down!!!!
yo momma so stupid she robbed a store and left money!!!!
yo mommas so stupid she had a peice of paper that said dont write below this line____________________________________________________ and she wrote ok!!!!!!!
yo mommas so slow she starting singing(the horse race song)
Yo Mommas’ belly button is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo big, Batman took a look inside and said, “Ooooo, a New Bat Cave, and even bigger that my last one!”
im gonna beast you, your momma’s like a vaccum cleaner see sucks, she blows, she swallows. Your momma’s like a vaccum, she sucks and blows and gets banged in a closet.
pumba i got 2 words for you suck it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo moma so poor she wears cheerios for earings
yo momas so fat she layed on the beach and no one else got any sun
yo moma so fat people run round her for excersise
yo moma so poor i saw her knockin on a dumpster, i asked wat she was doin and she said,” my kids locked me out”
YO MOMA SO SMALL SHE USED A LADER TO PICK UP A DIME
Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
yo momma is so fat she had fat ladies orbiting around her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i luv this website and i hope a lot of peeps like it 2!!!!!! I hope this website will nevr end and yo mama jokes keep on coming in. and i also hope that yo mama jokes keep growing (and so does yo mama) but peeps keep comin up w/ new ones!!!!
ya mumz so fat she jumped in a pool and the water jumped out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo momma soooooo fat she jumped on the rainbow and skittles came out yo momma so ugly she looked out of the window and got arrested for mooning yo momma so poor she stepped on a cocroach and she said clap yo hands stomp yo feet praise the lord we got something to eat yo momma so poor i saw her walking down the street with a coffee can and when i asked what she was doing she said moving. hustle loyalty respect by lil john
you like nuts……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………weiner face
Posted: April 2nd, 2007
Yo momma so skinny for holloween s
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
your momma so old when she farts dust comes out
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
your ma’s so big that when she went outside everyone yelled “look it “
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
your momma so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl
Posted: April 4th, 2007
yo mamma so stupid she called the operater and she asked how long does it take to get from las vegas to las angles and the operater said just a minute and then yo mamma hung up
Posted: April 4th, 2007
its good
Posted: April 4th, 2007
yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money
Posted: April 4th, 2007
yo momma so fat she uses mexico as a tanning bed
Posted: April 5th, 2007
Your mom is like a roller coaster every one won’ts to ride her
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo momma is so stupid she went to the store and forgot her pants!
Posted: April 6th, 2007
Your momma’s so old, when God said “Let there be light”, he was telling her to move out the way.
cliff
Posted: April 6th, 2007
yo momma so dumb when she was young and in school they asked her what was an organism and she said isnt that the pleasure during sex!
Posted: April 6th, 2007
yo mommas so fat, when she went to a resturant she luked at the menu and said ”OK”!!
Posted: April 6th, 2007
yo momma so fat she uses a mattres as a tampon
Posted: April 6th, 2007
yo momma so fat her legs r like spoiled milk - white and chunky
Posted: April 7th, 2007
Your momma is so hairy she has afros on her nipples!
your momma is so stupid she went to the lakers game to fish.
Your momma is so stupid she went to the heat game to get a tan
Your momma is so skinny she can hula hoop through a froot loop
your momma is so stupid and fat she went to the nuggets game just because she was hungry.
Posted: April 7th, 2007
YO MOMMA IS A REDNECK
Posted: April 7th, 2007
yo momma so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said,”i got energy” yea thats right!!
Posted: April 8th, 2007
Amy’s the one - Happy Birthday!
Posted: April 8th, 2007
Yo momma is so old she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro
yo momma is so stupid when she saw the sigh at the movies that said under 17 not admotted she went home and got 16 friends
yo momma’s teeth are so yellow when she walked into church they’re like jesus has arrived
yo momma is so stupid if her brain were chocolate it wouldn’t fill an M&M
Posted: April 8th, 2007
Yo momma is so stupid that she walked into a repair store with a donut and said there’s a hole in it!
Posted: April 8th, 2007
To momma is so dirty that she turned right guard into left!!
Posted: April 8th, 2007
Yo momma’s alive!!
Posted: April 8th, 2007
Yo momma’s poop is so big that– uhh–that– uhh… Wutever I dont have a freaking joke!
Posted: April 8th, 2007
Yo momma is so fat that she jumped into the air and she got stuck!
Posted: April 8th, 2007
Yo momma come from bed stuy
Posted: April 9th, 2007
You mama is so stupid she stared at an orange juice bottle for 2 days because it said concentrate!
Posted: April 9th, 2007
Yo mama so ugly she walk out to the nuclear war zone and they said OMG a beast shoot it!
Posted: April 9th, 2007
YO mama so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it said WTF!
Posted: April 9th, 2007
Yo mama looks so dumb everyone said look its Jake from kindergarten!
Posted: April 9th, 2007
Yo mama’s so Dumb she failed kindergarten and everyone called her Jake!
Posted: April 9th, 2007
Yo mama’s so fat she jumped on the couch and everyone started screaming! including Jake!
Posted: April 9th, 2007
yo mamma so stupid she got lost on a one way road
Posted: April 9th, 2007
Yo mama’s so fat and stupid she walked out the front yard the people yelled OMG its Jake! Shoot his As!
Posted: April 9th, 2007
yo momma so fat she had to use neck deoderant
Posted: April 9th, 2007
yo mamas so Stupid everyone yelled its Jake from kindergarten! i hear he passed it finnaly at the age of 22! hes so FUcin stupid
Posted: April 9th, 2007
Yo mamas so Dum the CALLED OUT FOR JAKE SHE CAME RUNNIN! AND SAID I PASSED KINDERGARTEN AT MY CURRENT AGE 50!
Posted: April 9th, 2007
yo momma so black she turned oreos inside out!
yo mommas teeth are so yellow,she smiled and traffic slowed down!!!!
yo momma so stupid she robbed a store and left money!!!!
yo mommas so stupid she had a peice of paper that said dont write below this line____________________________________________________ and she wrote ok!!!!!!!
yo mommas so slow she starting singing(the horse race song)
Posted: April 9th, 2007
yo mommas so fat she walked in front of the tv and i missed the whole basketball season!!!
yo mommas so poor i saw her walking down the street with one shoe on, i said ” you lose a shoe and she said “no i found one!!!!!!
yo mommas so ugly and fat she walked down the street and everyone started yelling:godzilla!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mommas so stupid she went to a clippers game to get her hair cut!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: April 9th, 2007
yo mommas soshort she uses toilet paper as a towel!!!!!!
yo mommas so small i got out a bottle of water and she said wat are u doing with my pool???
yo mommas so stupid she asked wat came after the letter ‘w’ and i said ‘y’ and she said because i wanna know thats why!!!!!!!!!
Posted: April 9th, 2007
yo mommas so stupid she started yelling in an envaloope i said watcha doing she said im trying to send voice mail!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Posted: April 9th, 2007
yo mommas so tall every time she does a backflip she kicks jesus in the chin*stop playin*
yo mommas so fat she ordered eveything on the diners menu and said”im on a diet”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mess with me ill go yomma on yo butts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: April 9th, 2007
yo mommas so poor i said can i go to the bathroom she said sorry all out of corners!!!!
yo mommas so old when she breast feeds powder comes out!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: April 10th, 2007
your momma so fat she dosn’t need a car all she has to do is roll
Posted: April 10th, 2007
yo momma so dumb/fat she broke the tv lookin for the tv dinner
Posted: April 10th, 2007
yo moma so fat she went to the beach and a whale saw her and it said ”we r family”
Posted: April 10th, 2007
Yo momma so fat she thinks every national anthem is “the snack that smiles back BIG MACS”
Posted: April 10th, 2007
yo momma so fat she went to macdonals tripped over burgerking and landed on wendys.
Posted: April 10th, 2007
ur moms sao fat she fel in love and broke it!
ur moms so poor she used foodstamps at the vending michine
Posted: April 10th, 2007
yo momma’s so fat that when she jumped into the Atlantic ocean Spain claimed that there was a new continent.
Posted: April 10th, 2007
YO MAMA IS SOOO FAT….HER BELLY BUTTON DOESN’T HAVE LINT…IT HAS SHEEP……….
Posted: April 10th, 2007
yo momma like a fine restaurant, she only takes it in the rear
Posted: April 10th, 2007
yo momma so fat when she go to the beach, peole yell “free willy”
Posted: April 10th, 2007
yo momma so flat, she jealous of a wall
Posted: April 10th, 2007
yo momma like a telephone booth, she only a quarter to use, and is on every corner
Posted: April 11th, 2007
Yo mama is so stupid she went and climbed a tree, hanged upside down, and a bus came rolling and hit her and she said “Hey where’s the cream filling?”
Posted: April 11th, 2007
that one was original..not old like the others…
Posted: April 11th, 2007
yomamas like a pool table u put 25cents sheall rack ur balls
Posted: April 11th, 2007
yo mamma so dumb jake said you dumb.!!
Posted: April 11th, 2007
yo mommas so fat she wears sheets as clothes
Posted: April 11th, 2007
yo mommas so stupid she says that a stiffy is a pencil
Posted: April 11th, 2007
im so stupid
Posted: April 11th, 2007
ha ha i fatred
Posted: April 11th, 2007
alex mcglagh is the biger winnie ever
Posted: April 11th, 2007
Yo momma so fat when the bus went by she said ” Come Back Twinkie”
Posted: April 11th, 2007
yo momma is so horny she is a bitch
bitch- a horny or sexually active thing that humps the nearest item(dog, post, ect.)
Posted: April 11th, 2007
ur mom is food!!!
Posted: April 11th, 2007
yo momma is so fat that she eats kids for breakfast.
Yo momma so poor she went to the liquor store and said can i get a shot.
Yo momma’z teeth is so yellow when you turn out the lights they glow in the dark.
Posted: April 11th, 2007
yo momma so fat she wipes her butt with a whole roll of toliet paper…………………LOL
Posted: April 11th, 2007
Yo momma so hairy you almost died of a rug burn at birth
Posted: April 11th, 2007
Yo momma’s like a vacuum..she sucks, blows, and gets laid in a closet
Posted: April 11th, 2007
ur mom is like gross….ewwww
Posted: April 11th, 2007
dude ur mom is hot…yum yum
Posted: April 11th, 2007
your momma so old when she farts dust comes out
Posted: April 11th, 2007
your momma so old that wen she breasfeeds all taht comes out is powder
Posted: April 11th, 2007
ur momma so fat that when she stepped on the scale it broke!!!!
Posted: April 11th, 2007
ur mom is so frickin hot that i wanna have sex with her
Posted: April 11th, 2007
yomomma so poor when ever I say where is your house she says outhere and the fresh air
Posted: April 11th, 2007
yomomma so stupid i said whats for dinner she open her legs and said chicken
Posted: April 11th, 2007
yomomma so nasty when she took a bath dirt was everywhere
Posted: April 12th, 2007
ur mom is so geasy that ur dad does not need lube
Posted: April 12th, 2007
ur mom is such a whore that she has more friends then tom on myspace
Posted: April 12th, 2007
yo momma so fat she rolled over a dollar and made four quarters!
Posted: April 12th, 2007
yo momma so stuipid that i said it was chilly out side and she ran out side with a bowl and a spoon!
Posted: April 12th, 2007
yo momma so stupid that she sold her hair for one penny
Posted: April 13th, 2007
YO MOMMA SO POOR I SAW HER DIGGING IN THE TRASH AND SAID “WHAT YOU DOIN’”SHE SAID “SHOPPING”.
Posted: April 13th, 2007
JORDAN SUCK
Posted: April 14th, 2007
ur mamma soo old when i told her to act her age the poor bitch died
Posted: April 14th, 2007
Yo Mommas’ belly button is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo big, Batman took a look inside and said, “Ooooo, a New Bat Cave, and even bigger that my last one!”
Posted: April 14th, 2007
Yo papa is so old he thinks baby neew year is his lil’ bro…………..
Was that funny?
Posted: April 14th, 2007
yo momma is so dum she went to find a library in a book.
Posted: April 14th, 2007
Yo momma is so stupid she refidgerates glue.
Posted: April 14th, 2007
Yo momma is so fat she went fishing and saw a whale, and the whale said, ” We are family even though your bigger than me.”
Posted: April 14th, 2007
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Posted: April 14th, 2007
sorry my keyboard was messed up!
Posted: April 14th, 2007
Yo momma is so stupid that she sold her car for a novelty horne.
Posted: April 14th, 2007
your mum is so fat she went kfc and asked for 24 breasts 10 legs 5 thighs so they pulled her across the countah lol
Posted: April 16th, 2007
im gonna beast you, your momma’s like a vaccum cleaner see sucks, she blows, she swallows. Your momma’s like a vaccum, she sucks and blows and gets banged in a closet.
Posted: April 16th, 2007
ur mommas so old she has jesus in her elementry year book
ur momma so stupid she had sex with ur dad
ur so stupid ur stupid
ur momma so fat shes fat
Posted: April 17th, 2007
Your momma is soo fat she makes Olympic sumo wrestlers look anerrexic.
lolzz. ♥ ™
Posted: April 17th, 2007
your momma is sooo old she left her purse on Noah’s Ark.
Posted: April 17th, 2007
yo mommas so short she sat on a nickle and a bugger came out of george washingtons nose!!!!!
Posted: April 17th, 2007
short and fat ^^^^^
Posted: April 17th, 2007
yo mommas so fat she make china have level 7 earthquakes!!
Posted: April 17th, 2007
get yo big animal name off of disneychannel
Posted: April 17th, 2007
pumba could kiss my black azz
Posted: April 17th, 2007
dear, pumba yomoma is so black she make wesiey snips look white
Posted: April 17th, 2007
pumba i got 2 words for you suck it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: April 17th, 2007
PUMBA I GOT 4 WORDS FOR YOU SUCK IT
Posted: April 17th, 2007
Yo mom is like GEIKO, so easy a caveman can do it!!!!!
Posted: April 18th, 2007
Yo momma’s teeth r soo yellow she spits out butter.
yo mama so poor i saw her kickin a can, so i asked she was doin, and she said “Movin”.
Posted: April 18th, 2007
yo moma so poor she wears cheerios for earings
yo momas so fat she layed on the beach and no one else got any sun
yo moma so fat people run round her for excersise
yo moma so poor i saw her knockin on a dumpster, i asked wat she was doin and she said,” my kids locked me out”
Posted: April 18th, 2007
YO MOMA SO SMALL THAT SHE DID BACK FLIPS UNDER THE BED
Posted: April 18th, 2007
YO MOMA SO SMALL SHE USED A LADER TO PICK UP A DIME
Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Posted: April 19th, 2007
yo momma is so fat she had fat ladies orbiting around her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: April 19th, 2007
hey this is ur mom i want to love u
Posted: April 19th, 2007
ur mom is my secret lover!!!!!!!!!! :D…i do her every nite!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: April 19th, 2007
ur mom goes 2 college!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: April 19th, 2007
i am a gay person i love poor people i give them a kiss goodbye and jordan, someday i will give a kiss on your black azz
Posted: April 20th, 2007
Yo mommas like a scooter, everyones riding but noone wants to admit it though…
Posted: April 20th, 2007
Yo mommas so fat, she sweats gravy and bleeds chocolate
Posted: April 20th, 2007
Yo mommas so fat, she has an eating disorder….she be eating this order, that order….damn shes eating everybodys order!
Posted: April 20th, 2007
Yo mommas so poor, the homeless give her change
Posted: April 20th, 2007
Yo mommas so fat and easy, I saw the bitch at Subway….sitting on the counter saying: Subway: eat fresh
Posted: April 20th, 2007
If I were to describe yo momma in two words, the two words would be: Solar System, cos she’s a really fat bitch ya hurrd!!
Posted: April 21st, 2007
yo priest is so fat that he want bungee jumping and want start to hell
Posted: April 21st, 2007
yo family so poor that they used a fork just to save milk
Posted: April 21st, 2007
yo momma so fat when i pushed her she rolled
Posted: April 21st, 2007
yo momma so nasty that she got in the bath tube the water jumped out and said i ain’t ready
Posted: April 21st, 2007
yo momma so fat that she sat on a rainbow and a bag of skittles popped out
Posted: April 21st, 2007
i am the best a shall not b beat
Posted: April 21st, 2007
Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,”DING!”
Posted: April 21st, 2007
Yo mamma so stupid when she messed up on the computer and tried to fix it with whiteout
Posted: April 21st, 2007
Yo momma so supid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Posted: April 21st, 2007
Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Posted: April 21st, 2007
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ
Posted: April 21st, 2007
Yo momma so fat u use space to play pool
Posted: April 21st, 2007
Yo mommas so ugly, the doctor shot himself when the bitch was born.
Posted: April 21st, 2007
Yo mommas so funky, she puts ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh
Posted: April 21st, 2007
Yo mommas so fat, when she does jumping jacks…she puts the solar system out of alignment
Posted: April 21st, 2007
Ay yo, yo momma tripped and fell. This ain’t no laughing matter, but the ground was cracking up!!!
Posted: April 21st, 2007
Yo mommas so black, the bitch got marked absent at night school
Posted: April 21st, 2007
Yo mommas so ugly, when she walked into the bank…they turned off the surveillence cameras
Posted: April 21st, 2007
Yo mommas like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw
Posted: April 22nd, 2007
your mom is sooo dumb that she tripped over a cordless phone
your mom is soo fat that when she weighed her self the scale said to be continued
your soo dumb that whenu went to a football game u thought the quarterback was a refund
your r so dumb that u sat on the tv and watched the couch
Posted: April 22nd, 2007
heres another ur mama is sooo fat that when she fell no one laughed but the ground started cracking uppp
Posted: April 22nd, 2007
Yo momma is so skinny she dosen’t need a key to open the door, she just goes under it.
Posted: April 22nd, 2007
YOU KEEP MY MOMMA OUT OF THIS AND I WILL KEEP MINE OUT OF YO MOMMA
Posted: April 23rd, 2007
yo momma is so black she makes chuck norris horny
Posted: April 23rd, 2007
Your momma’s so fat i went skydiving inside her and i still havent hit the bottom!
Posted: April 23rd, 2007
Yo momma’s so fat she puts mayonaise on a diet pill
Posted: April 23rd, 2007
Your momma’s so short she stepped off the kerb and screamed ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….plop
Posted: April 23rd, 2007
Your momma’s so stupid she stared at a car for a whole day becasue it said focus
Posted: April 23rd, 2007
Yo momma’s so fat she’s the reason africa starve
Posted: April 23rd, 2007
yo mama so stupid she stared at an orange juice carton becuz it said “concentrate”
Posted: April 23rd, 2007
yo mamas so fat she got locked in a grocery store, and she starved 2 death
Posted: April 23rd, 2007
i luv this website and i hope a lot of peeps like it 2!!!!!! I hope this website will nevr end and yo mama jokes keep on coming in. and i also hope that yo mama jokes keep growing (and so does yo mama) but peeps keep comin up w/ new ones!!!!
Posted: April 23rd, 2007
ur momma sooo fat they thought it was u
Posted: April 23rd, 2007
thats rite gigidy gigetty gigdegi goo
Posted: April 23rd, 2007
ur mom is so ugly she thought she looked like u
Posted: April 23rd, 2007
its not 10:22
Posted: April 23rd, 2007
your momma so fat last time she saw 90210 is when she was on the scale
your momma so dirty when she got in the tub the water jumped out and said im in next!
your momma so fat last fall the news said it was chillie and so she went to go get a bowl and a spoon
Posted: April 23rd, 2007
last time your momma said thats my beeper everybody looked and said no that shits an V.C.R
Posted: April 24th, 2007
Posted: April 24th, 2007
ya mums so fat she was driving to da shop in her car and the highway patrol put a sign on her bumper sayin ‘caution wide load’
Posted: April 24th, 2007
ya mumz so fat she jumped in a pool and the water jumped out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: April 24th, 2007
ya mums so dumb she looked at a pure orange carton for two weeks just coz it said concentrate
Posted: April 24th, 2007
yo mommas teeth so yellow and her face is so black she looks like a pittsburg steelers helmet
Posted: April 24th, 2007
yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down
Posted: April 24th, 2007
yo mama so old she left her purse on noahas arce
Posted: April 24th, 2007
yo mama so ghetto her idea of a furtune cookie is a oreo with a food stamp in the middle
Posted: April 24th, 2007
yo mama is so fat she makes u look skinny
Posted: April 24th, 2007
yo mama is soooooooo stupid she stuck a dubble a up her but ans said i got the power o ya
Posted: April 24th, 2007
yo mama is so fat she was king kongs stunt double
Posted: April 24th, 2007
yo momma soooooo fat she jumped on the rainbow and skittles came out yo momma so ugly she looked out of the window and got arrested for mooning yo momma so poor she stepped on a cocroach and she said clap yo hands stomp yo feet praise the lord we got something to eat yo momma so poor i saw her walking down the street with a coffee can and when i asked what she was doing she said moving. hustle loyalty respect by lil john
Posted: April 24th, 2007
billy lattil really has to stop writing so stupid jokes and spelling words wrong, it’s not supposed to make you look stupid!
Posted: April 24th, 2007
your momma’s like a boxer, she always comes back for more!
Posted: April 24th, 2007
your momma is so fat, she went to a hotel, ordered a waterbed, and they put a blanket over the ocean!
Posted: April 24th, 2007
your mom’s so poor, she lit a match, and the roaches came ut yelling, clap yo hands, stomp yo feet, thank the lord that we got heat!
Posted: April 24th, 2007
your mom’s so old, she reads the bible reminising
Posted: April 24th, 2007
your mom is so hairy, she’s got cornrows on her buttcheeks
Posted: April 25th, 2007
yo mamma so fat when she tripped on a rock,i wanted to lagh but the ground was cracking up!!!!
Posted: April 25th, 2007
i like ricky
Posted: April 25th, 2007
yo moms so fat when she stepped on a scale it read to be continued
Posted: April 25th, 2007
yo moms so fat when she went to a football game she sat next
to everyone
Posted: April 25th, 2007
yo moms so dumb she was on the way to the air port when she saw a sigh saying air port left so she turned around and went home
Posted: April 25th, 2007
yo moms so fat when she turns around everyone throws a welcome back party
Posted: April 25th, 2007
who here likes my jokes?????????!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: April 25th, 2007
All praise ME!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: April 25th, 2007
i now have 9 jokes
Posted: April 25th, 2007
now 10 bye bye everyone
Posted: April 25th, 2007
yo mamma so… oh wait.. you dont have a mom- your dads gay!!
Posted: April 25th, 2007
YO MAMA THINKS I’M FIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!
Posted: April 25th, 2007
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID, SHE PUT A QUARTER IN A PARKING METER AND SAID ” WHERE’S MY BUBBLE GUM”.
Posted: April 25th, 2007
YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE’S STUPID!!!
YO MAMA SO FAT SHE’S FAT!!!
YO MAMA SO UGLY…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..SHE’S UGLY!!!!!!! OHHHHHHHH!!! WHAT NOW,NIGGAS!!!
Posted: April 26th, 2007
yo momma is so stupid if her braincells were gas she wouldnt have enough to power a fleamobile around the inside of a froot loop
Posted: April 26th, 2007
yo mamas a taxi, everyone gets a ride
Posted: April 26th, 2007
yo mamas a farris wheel, she gets around
Posted: April 26th, 2007
yo momma is like a telivison even a 2 yr old can turn her on…lol funny right
yo momma is like a door nob everyone gets a turn…like yo momma
paige oderbraski is only 11 yrs ols n not a virgin spread it around
Posted: April 27th, 2007
Yo momma so ugly, she won “The Worlds Ugliest Dog Competition” evry year since she was born.
Posted: April 27th, 2007
you like nuts……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………weiner face
Posted: April 27th, 2007
all of ur comments suk so bad except a few
Posted: April 27th, 2007
yo momma teeth are so yellow plaque sings am dancing on sunsine
Posted: April 27th, 2007
ur momma so fat God said let dear be light and she moved out the way
Posted: April 27th, 2007
yo momma so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her and said u could have done better then this
Posted: April 27th, 2007
Yo momma is so dumb,she was filling out an aplacation and it ask “SEX?” and she put “M,F,and Wednesdays,too”
Posted: April 27th, 2007
yo momma so fat, she needs bookmarks for her stomach, just to find her belly button!
Posted: April 28th, 2007
Yomma is so poor i was walking down the strreet and stepped in a lit cigarrette and she said who turne out the light
Posted: April 28th, 2007
yo mama so hairy you almost died of a rug burn when you were born
Posted: April 28th, 2007
yo mama is so poor when she goes to KFC she has to lick other peoples fingers
Posted: April 28th, 2007
yo mama so poor when i went over i asked wheres the bathroom she said…..third can on the right
Posted: April 28th, 2007
yo mama is so ugly she turned Medusa into a stone
oooooooooooo…..yall cant beat that
Posted: April 28th, 2007
yo mama is so ugly she like the sun when they look at her they have to look away
Posted: April 28th, 2007
your mother is so greasy Texaco buys oil from her
Posted: April 28th, 2007
yo mama is so poor whan i ring the door bell I hear the toilet flush
Posted: April 28th, 2007
your family is so poor they have to eat cereal with a fork to save milk
Posted: April 28th, 2007
yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle and calls it air conditioning
Posted: April 28th, 2007
yo mama so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Posted: April 28th, 2007
yo mama so stupid she got locked in a groceries store and starved
Posted: April 28th, 2007
yo mama so stupid she bought a solar powered flash light
Posted: April 28th, 2007
yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
Posted: April 28th, 2007
yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out
Posted: April 28th, 2007
yo mama so stupid she stole free bread
Posted: April 28th, 2007
yo mama so stupid she went to take the 44 bus,and rode the 22 twice instead
Posted: April 28th, 2007
yo mama so poor when i stepped on a cigarette she said who turned off the heater
Posted: April 28th, 2007
yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on the water to take a bath
Posted: April 28th, 2007
yo mama so dark she leaves finger prints an char coal…….sorry if it sounds racial
Posted: April 28th, 2007
yo mama so nasty when she did the splits on the carpet she left a stane
Posted: April 28th, 2007
IF U WOULD LIKE 2 TALK 2 ME MY MY SPACE IS blackwarloks21@yahoo.com……COMMENT ME
Posted: April 29th, 2007
your momma is so racist, she saw a black man and called him a chocolate-face and fixed him by putting whiteout all over him
Posted: April 29th, 2007
your momma is so fat, she has more CHINS than trhe chinese phone book
oooooooooo burn
Posted: April 30th, 2007
yo mommas glasses are so thick, she’d look at a map and see people waving!
Posted: April 30th, 2007
yo momma is so fat, when she wears a raincoat, people yell
“Taxi!”
Posted: April 30th, 2007
yo momma’s so fat, a yellow bus came by, she said ” Stop That Twinkie!!”
Posted: April 30th, 2007
yo momma’s so fat, she jumped in the ocean, people shouted ” We Are Faamily, Even Though Ur Fatter Than Me!!”
Posted: April 30th, 2007
yo momma’s so fat, she has to iron he pants on the driveway!
Posted: April 30th, 2007
yo momma’s so stupid, it took her 2 hrs. to watch 60 min.
Posted: April 30th, 2007
yo momma’s so stupid, she looked in the mirror and said: “What Are You Lookin’ At?”