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1114 Yo Momma Jokes in “Ur Momma Jokes for April 2007”



  1. Da'Quan Sylvester's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so skinny for holloween s



  2. tara's Momma Joke:

    your momma so old when she farts dust comes out



  3. yourma'ssobig's Momma Joke:

    your ma’s so big that when she went outside everyone yelled “look it “



  4. isabsaa's Momma Joke:

    your momma so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl



  5. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she called the operater and she asked how long does it take to get from las vegas to las angles and the operater said just a minute and then yo mamma hung up



  6. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    its good



  7. Edward Robinson's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money



  8. Edward Robinson's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she uses mexico as a tanning bed



  9. Angel's Momma Joke:

    Your mom is like a roller coaster every one won’ts to ride her



  10. barren's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she went to the store and forgot her pants!



  11. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your momma’s so old, when God said “Let there be light”, he was telling her to move out the way.

    cliff



  12. brook's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb when she was young and in school they asked her what was an organism and she said isnt that the pleasure during sex!



  13. karli's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat, when she went to a resturant she luked at the menu and said ”OK”!!



  14. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she uses a mattres as a tampon



  15. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat her legs r like spoiled milk - white and chunky



  16. Bianca and Zach's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so hairy she has afros on her nipples!

    your momma is so stupid she went to the lakers game to fish.

    Your momma is so stupid she went to the heat game to get a tan

    Your momma is so skinny she can hula hoop through a froot loop

    your momma is so stupid and fat she went to the nuggets game just because she was hungry.



  17. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS A REDNECK



  18. Katelyn's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said,”i got energy” yea thats right!!



  19. Yo Momma's Master's Momma Joke:

    Amy’s the one - Happy Birthday!



  20. wesley's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so old she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro
    yo momma is so stupid when she saw the sigh at the movies that said under 17 not admotted she went home and got 16 friends
    yo momma’s teeth are so yellow when she walked into church they’re like jesus has arrived
    yo momma is so stupid if her brain were chocolate it wouldn’t fill an M&M



  21. Steven, Weston, Ben, Luke, and Zach's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid that she walked into a repair store with a donut and said there’s a hole in it!



  22. Steven, Weston, Ben, Luke, and Zach's Momma Joke:

    To momma is so dirty that she turned right guard into left!!



  23. Steven, Weston, Ben, Luke, and Zach's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s alive!!



  24. Steven, Weston, Ben, Luke, and Zach's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s poop is so big that– uhh–that– uhh… Wutever I dont have a freaking joke!



  25. Steven, Weston, Ben, Luke, and Zach's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat that she jumped into the air and she got stuck!



  26. Bed Stuy Gangsta's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma come from bed stuy



  27. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    You mama is so stupid she stared at an orange juice bottle for 2 days because it said concentrate!



  28. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly she walk out to the nuclear war zone and they said OMG a beast shoot it!



  29. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO mama so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it said WTF!



  30. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama looks so dumb everyone said look its Jake from kindergarten!



  31. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so Dumb she failed kindergarten and everyone called her Jake!



  32. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat she jumped on the couch and everyone started screaming! including Jake!



  33. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she got lost on a one way road



  34. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat and stupid she walked out the front yard the people yelled OMG its Jake! Shoot his As!



  35. Big fat mamma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she had to use neck deoderant



  36. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so Stupid everyone yelled its Jake from kindergarten! i hear he passed it finnaly at the age of 22! hes so FUcin stupid



  37. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so Dum the CALLED OUT FOR JAKE SHE CAME RUNNIN! AND SAID I PASSED KINDERGARTEN AT MY CURRENT AGE 50!



  38. billy latil's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black she turned oreos inside out!

    yo mommas teeth are so yellow,she smiled and traffic slowed down!!!!

    yo momma so stupid she robbed a store and left money!!!!

    yo mommas so stupid she had a peice of paper that said dont write below this line____________________________________________________ and she wrote ok!!!!!!!

    yo mommas so slow she starting singing(the horse race song)



  39. billy latil's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she walked in front of the tv and i missed the whole basketball season!!!

    yo mommas so poor i saw her walking down the street with one shoe on, i said ” you lose a shoe and she said “no i found one!!!!!!

    yo mommas so ugly and fat she walked down the street and everyone started yelling:godzilla!!!!!!!!!!!

    yo mommas so stupid she went to a clippers game to get her hair cut!!!!!!!!!!!



  40. billy latil's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas soshort she uses toilet paper as a towel!!!!!!

    yo mommas so small i got out a bottle of water and she said wat are u doing with my pool???

    yo mommas so stupid she asked wat came after the letter ‘w’ and i said ‘y’ and she said because i wanna know thats why!!!!!!!!!



  41. billy latil's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid she started yelling in an envaloope i said watcha doing she said im trying to send voice mail!!!!!!!!!!!!!1



  42. billy latil's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so tall every time she does a backflip she kicks jesus in the chin*stop playin*

    yo mommas so fat she ordered eveything on the diners menu and said”im on a diet”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    mess with me ill go yomma on yo butts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  43. billy latil's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so poor i said can i go to the bathroom she said sorry all out of corners!!!!

    yo mommas so old when she breast feeds powder comes out!!!!!!!!!!



  44. justin mallett's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat she dosn’t need a car all she has to do is roll



  45. justin mallett's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb/fat she broke the tv lookin for the tv dinner



  46. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so fat she went to the beach and a whale saw her and it said ”we r family”



  47. andyh2's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she thinks every national anthem is “the snack that smiles back BIG MACS”



  48. Sophia's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she went to macdonals tripped over burgerking and landed on wendys.



  49. joey!!'s Momma Joke:

    ur moms sao fat she fel in love and broke it!
    ur moms so poor she used foodstamps at the vending michine



  50. frenchgirl's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat that when she jumped into the Atlantic ocean Spain claimed that there was a new continent.



  51. SIR's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SOOO FAT….HER BELLY BUTTON DOESN’T HAVE LINT…IT HAS SHEEP……….



  52. yo yo yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a fine restaurant, she only takes it in the rear



  53. yo yo yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she go to the beach, peole yell “free willy”



  54. yo yo yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so flat, she jealous of a wall



  55. yo yo yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a telephone booth, she only a quarter to use, and is on every corner



  56. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so stupid she went and climbed a tree, hanged upside down, and a bus came rolling and hit her and she said “Hey where’s the cream filling?”



  57. me the same person who posted the one above's Momma Joke:

    that one was original..not old like the others…



  58. victor's Momma Joke:

    yomamas like a pool table u put 25cents sheall rack ur balls



  59. matt and britt's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so dumb jake said you dumb.!!



  60. dave stimson's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she wears sheets as clothes



  61. dave stimson's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid she says that a stiffy is a pencil



  62. chris ingles's Momma Joke:

    im so stupid



  63. chris ingles's Momma Joke:

    ha ha i fatred



  64. chris inglis's Momma Joke:

    alex mcglagh is the biger winnie ever



  65. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when the bus went by she said ” Come Back Twinkie”



  66. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so horny she is a bitch

    bitch- a horny or sexually active thing that humps the nearest item(dog, post, ect.)



  67. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is food!!!



  68. Breezy and My's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that she eats kids for breakfast.

    Yo momma so poor she went to the liquor store and said can i get a shot.

    Yo momma’z teeth is so yellow when you turn out the lights they glow in the dark.



  69. Breezy and My's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she wipes her butt with a whole roll of toliet paper…………………LOL



  70. Kelsey's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so hairy you almost died of a rug burn at birth



  71. Kelsey's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s like a vacuum..she sucks, blows, and gets laid in a closet



  72. jessica's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is like gross….ewwww



  73. homie J's Momma Joke:

    dude ur mom is hot…yum yum



  74. homie J's Momma Joke:

    your momma so old when she farts dust comes out



  75. homie J's Momma Joke:

    your momma so old that wen she breasfeeds all taht comes out is powder



  76. homie J's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so fat that when she stepped on the scale it broke!!!!



  77. homie J's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so frickin hot that i wanna have sex with her



  78. mark's Momma Joke:

    yomomma so poor when ever I say where is your house she says outhere and the fresh air



  79. mark's Momma Joke:

    yomomma so stupid i said whats for dinner she open her legs and said chicken



  80. mark's Momma Joke:

    yomomma so nasty when she took a bath dirt was everywhere



  81. alex's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so geasy that ur dad does not need lube



  82. alex's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is such a whore that she has more friends then tom on myspace



  83. jordan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she rolled over a dollar and made four quarters!



  84. jordan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stuipid that i said it was chilly out side and she ran out side with a bowl and a spoon!



  85. jordan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid that she sold her hair for one penny



  86. pumba's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO POOR I SAW HER DIGGING IN THE TRASH AND SAID “WHAT YOU DOIN’”SHE SAID “SHOPPING”.



  87. PUMBA's Momma Joke:

    JORDAN SUCK



  88. JOnXxX's Momma Joke:

    ur mamma soo old when i told her to act her age the poor bitch died



  89. Rob's Momma Joke:

    Yo papa is so old he thinks baby neew year is his lil’ bro…………..
    Was that funny?



  90. Rob's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dum she went to find a library in a book.



  91. Rob's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid she refidgerates glue.



  92. Rob's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat she went fishing and saw a whale, and the whale said, ” We are family even though your bigger than me.”



  93. Rob's Momma Joke:

    sorry my keyboard was messed up!



  94. Rob's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid that she sold her car for a novelty horne.



  95. da best joke's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so fat she went kfc and asked for 24 breasts 10 legs 5 thighs so they pulled her across the countah lol



  96. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    im gonna beast you, your momma’s like a vaccum cleaner see sucks, she blows, she swallows. Your momma’s like a vaccum, she sucks and blows and gets banged in a closet.



  97. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so old she has jesus in her elementry year book

    ur momma so stupid she had sex with ur dad
    ur so stupid ur stupid

    ur momma so fat shes fat



  98. Carly's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is soo fat she makes Olympic sumo wrestlers look anerrexic.
    lolzz. ♥ ™



  99. Carly's Momma Joke:

    your momma is sooo old she left her purse on Noah’s Ark.



  100. jesse schilling's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so short she sat on a nickle and a bugger came out of george washingtons nose!!!!!



  101. jesse schilling's Momma Joke:

    short and fat ^^^^^



  102. jesse schilling's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she make china have level 7 earthquakes!!



  103. jordan's Momma Joke:

    get yo big animal name off of disneychannel



  104. jordan's Momma Joke:

    pumba could kiss my black azz



  105. jordan's Momma Joke:

    dear, pumba yomoma is so black she make wesiey snips look white



  106. jordan's Momma Joke:

    PUMBA I GOT 4 WORDS FOR YOU SUCK IT



  107. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mom is like GEIKO, so easy a caveman can do it!!!!!



  108. lalala land's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s teeth r soo yellow she spits out butter.
    yo mama so poor i saw her kickin a can, so i asked she was doin, and she said “Movin”.



  109. lalala land's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so poor she wears cheerios for earings
    yo momas so fat she layed on the beach and no one else got any sun
    yo moma so fat people run round her for excersise
    yo moma so poor i saw her knockin on a dumpster, i asked wat she was doin and she said,” my kids locked me out”



  110. omair's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMA SO SMALL THAT SHE DID BACK FLIPS UNDER THE BED



  111. omair's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMA SO SMALL SHE USED A LADER TO PICK UP A DIME
    Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.
    Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
    Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
    Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone



  112. laura,devon, and ur mom's Momma Joke:

    hey this is ur mom i want to love u



  113. laura,devon, and ur mom's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is my secret lover!!!!!!!!!! :D…i do her every nite!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P



  114. laura,devon, and ur mom's Momma Joke:

    ur mom goes 2 college!!!!!!!!!!



  115. pumba's Momma Joke:

    i am a gay person i love poor people i give them a kiss goodbye and jordan, someday i will give a kiss on your black azz



  116. Daz's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas like a scooter, everyones riding but noone wants to admit it though…



  117. Daz's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so fat, she sweats gravy and bleeds chocolate



  118. Daz's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so fat, she has an eating disorder….she be eating this order, that order….damn shes eating everybodys order!



  119. Daz's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so poor, the homeless give her change



  120. Daz's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so fat and easy, I saw the bitch at Subway….sitting on the counter saying: Subway: eat fresh



  121. Daz's Momma Joke:

    If I were to describe yo momma in two words, the two words would be: Solar System, cos she’s a really fat bitch ya hurrd!!



  122. yojoejoe's Momma Joke:

    yo priest is so fat that he want bungee jumping and want start to hell



  123. yojoejoe's Momma Joke:

    yo family so poor that they used a fork just to save milk



  124. yojoejoe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when i pushed her she rolled



  125. yojoejoe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so nasty that she got in the bath tube the water jumped out and said i ain’t ready



  126. yojoejoe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that she sat on a rainbow and a bag of skittles popped out



  127. yojoejoe's Momma Joke:

    i am the best a shall not b beat



  128. Asseeb's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,”DING!”



  129. Asseeb's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so stupid when she messed up on the computer and tried to fix it with whiteout



  130. Asseeb's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so supid she could trip over a cordless phone!



  131. Asseeb's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.



  132. Asseeb's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ



  133. Asseeb's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat u use space to play pool



  134. Daz's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so ugly, the doctor shot himself when the bitch was born.



  135. Daz's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so funky, she puts ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh



  136. Daz's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so fat, when she does jumping jacks…she puts the solar system out of alignment



  137. Daz's Momma Joke:

    Ay yo, yo momma tripped and fell. This ain’t no laughing matter, but the ground was cracking up!!!



  138. Daz's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so black, the bitch got marked absent at night school



  139. Daz's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so ugly, when she walked into the bank…they turned off the surveillence cameras



  140. Daz's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw



  141. mike foley's Momma Joke:

    your mom is sooo dumb that she tripped over a cordless phone

    your mom is soo fat that when she weighed her self the scale said to be continued

    your soo dumb that whenu went to a football game u thought the quarterback was a refund

    your r so dumb that u sat on the tv and watched the couch



  142. mike foley's Momma Joke:

    heres another ur mama is sooo fat that when she fell no one laughed but the ground started cracking uppp



  143. Big CR's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so skinny she dosen’t need a key to open the door, she just goes under it.



  144. DUde's Momma Joke:

    YOU KEEP MY MOMMA OUT OF THIS AND I WILL KEEP MINE OUT OF YO MOMMA



  145. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so black she makes chuck norris horny



  146. Jennings's Momma Joke:

    Your momma’s so fat i went skydiving inside her and i still havent hit the bottom!



  147. Jennings's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat she puts mayonaise on a diet pill



  148. Jennings's Momma Joke:

    Your momma’s so stupid she stared at a car for a whole day becasue it said focus



  149. Jennings's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat she’s the reason africa starve



  150. frankiesgrl's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she stared at an orange juice carton becuz it said “concentrate”



  151. frankiesgrl's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat she got locked in a grocery store, and she starved 2 death



  152. frankie4evr's Momma Joke:

    i luv this website and i hope a lot of peeps like it 2!!!!!! I hope this website will nevr end and yo mama jokes keep on coming in. and i also hope that yo mama jokes keep growing (and so does yo mama) but peeps keep comin up w/ new ones!!!!



  153. ur mom's Momma Joke:

    ur momma sooo fat they thought it was u



  154. ur mom's Momma Joke:

    thats rite gigidy gigetty gigdegi goo



  155. ur mom's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so ugly she thought she looked like u



  156. ur mom's Momma Joke:

    its not 10:22



  157. hottie 411's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat last time she saw 90210 is when she was on the scale

    your momma so dirty when she got in the tub the water jumped out and said im in next!

    your momma so fat last fall the news said it was chillie and so she went to go get a bowl and a spoon



  158. hottie 411's Momma Joke:

    last time your momma said thats my beeper everybody looked and said no that shits an V.C.R



  159. Anonymous's Momma Joke:



  160. tom's Momma Joke:

    ya mums so fat she was driving to da shop in her car and the highway patrol put a sign on her bumper sayin ‘caution wide load’



  161. tom's Momma Joke:

    ya mums so dumb she looked at a pure orange carton for two weeks just coz it said concentrate



  162. Isaiah Stover's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas teeth so yellow and her face is so black she looks like a pittsburg steelers helmet



  163. yo yoy ma's Momma Joke:

    yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down



  164. yo yoy ma's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she left her purse on noahas arce



  165. yo yoy ma's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ghetto her idea of a furtune cookie is a oreo with a food stamp in the middle



  166. yo yoy ma's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she makes u look skinny



  167. yo yoy ma's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is soooooooo stupid she stuck a dubble a up her but ans said i got the power o ya



  168. yo yoy ma's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she was king kongs stunt double



  169. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma soooooo fat she jumped on the rainbow and skittles came out yo momma so ugly she looked out of the window and got arrested for mooning yo momma so poor she stepped on a cocroach and she said clap yo hands stomp yo feet praise the lord we got something to eat yo momma so poor i saw her walking down the street with a coffee can and when i asked what she was doing she said moving. hustle loyalty respect by lil john



  170. nick watkins from whiting's Momma Joke:

    billy lattil really has to stop writing so stupid jokes and spelling words wrong, it’s not supposed to make you look stupid!



  171. nick watkins from whiting's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s like a boxer, she always comes back for more!



  172. nick watkins from whiting's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat, she went to a hotel, ordered a waterbed, and they put a blanket over the ocean!



  173. nick watkins from whiting's Momma Joke:

    your mom’s so poor, she lit a match, and the roaches came ut yelling, clap yo hands, stomp yo feet, thank the lord that we got heat!



  174. nick watkins from whiting's Momma Joke:

    your mom’s so old, she reads the bible reminising



  175. nick watkins from whiting's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so hairy, she’s got cornrows on her buttcheeks



  176. jay's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she tripped on a rock,i wanted to lagh but the ground was cracking up!!!!



  177. jay's Momma Joke:

    i like ricky



  178. jay's Momma Joke:

    yo moms so fat when she stepped on a scale it read to be continued



  179. jay's Momma Joke:

    yo moms so fat when she went to a football game she sat next
    to everyone



  180. jay's Momma Joke:

    yo moms so dumb she was on the way to the air port when she saw a sigh saying air port left so she turned around and went home



  181. jay's Momma Joke:

    yo moms so fat when she turns around everyone throws a welcome back party



  182. jay's Momma Joke:

    All praise ME!!!!!!!!!!!



  183. jay's Momma Joke:

    i now have 9 jokes



  184. jay's Momma Joke:

    now 10 bye bye everyone



  185. camille's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so… oh wait.. you dont have a mom- your dads gay!!



  186. KENNEDY + KIM's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA THINKS I’M FIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!



  187. KENNEDY + KIM's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO STUPID, SHE PUT A QUARTER IN A PARKING METER AND SAID ” WHERE’S MY BUBBLE GUM”.



  188. baller's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid if her braincells were gas she wouldnt have enough to power a fleamobile around the inside of a froot loop



  189. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas a taxi, everyone gets a ride



  190. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas a farris wheel, she gets around



  191. brianna's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a telivison even a 2 yr old can turn her on…lol funny right

    yo momma is like a door nob everyone gets a turn…like yo momma

    paige oderbraski is only 11 yrs ols n not a virgin spread it around



  192. KewlioMan975's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly, she won “The Worlds Ugliest Dog Competition” evry year since she was born.



  193. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    all of ur comments suk so bad except a few



  194. flamesz's Momma Joke:

    yo momma teeth are so yellow plaque sings am dancing on sunsine



  195. flamesz's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so fat God said let dear be light and she moved out the way



  196. flamesz's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her and said u could have done better then this



  197. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so dumb,she was filling out an aplacation and it ask “SEX?” and she put “M,F,and Wednesdays,too”



  198. the dude's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, she needs bookmarks for her stomach, just to find her belly button!



  199. Jesse BAllato's Momma Joke:

    Yomma is so poor i was walking down the strreet and stepped in a lit cigarrette and she said who turne out the light



  200. jesus mendoza's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so hairy you almost died of a rug burn when you were born



  201. jesus mendoza's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor when she goes to KFC she has to lick other peoples fingers



  202. jesus mendoza's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor when i went over i asked wheres the bathroom she said…..third can on the right



  203. jesus mendoza's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly she turned Medusa into a stone
    oooooooooooo…..yall cant beat that



  204. jesus mendoza's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly she like the sun when they look at her they have to look away



  205. jesus mendoza's Momma Joke:

    your mother is so greasy Texaco buys oil from her



  206. jesus mendoza's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor whan i ring the door bell I hear the toilet flush



  207. jesus mendoza's Momma Joke:

    your family is so poor they have to eat cereal with a fork to save milk



  208. jesus mendoza's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle and calls it air conditioning



  209. jesus mendoza's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes



  210. jesus mendoza's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she got locked in a groceries store and starved



  211. jesus mendoza's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she bought a solar powered flash light



  212. jesus mendoza's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept



  213. jesus mendoza's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out



  214. jesus mendoza's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she stole free bread



  215. jesus mendoza's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she went to take the 44 bus,and rode the 22 twice instead



  216. jesus mendoza's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor when i stepped on a cigarette she said who turned off the heater



  217. jesus mendoza's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on the water to take a bath



  218. jesus mendoza's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dark she leaves finger prints an char coal…….sorry if it sounds racial



  219. jesus mendoza's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so nasty when she did the splits on the carpet she left a stane



  220. jesus mendoza's Momma Joke:

    IF U WOULD LIKE 2 TALK 2 ME MY MY SPACE IS blackwarloks21@yahoo.com……COMMENT ME



  221. frane's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so racist, she saw a black man and called him a chocolate-face and fixed him by putting whiteout all over him



  222. frane's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat, she has more CHINS than trhe chinese phone book

    oooooooooo burn



  223. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas glasses are so thick, she’d look at a map and see people waving!



  224. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat, when she wears a raincoat, people yell
    “Taxi!”



  225. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat, a yellow bus came by, she said ” Stop That Twinkie!!”



  226. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat, she jumped in the ocean, people shouted ” We Are Faamily, Even Though Ur Fatter Than Me!!”



  227. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat, she has to iron he pants on the driveway!



  228. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so stupid, it took her 2 hrs. to watch 60 min.



  229. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so stupid, she looked in the mirror and said: “What Are You Lookin’ At?”



  230. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ha haaaaa!!



  231. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s teeth r so yellow, she was hired at the movie theater to spit on the popcorn.



  232. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is soo black she drank water and pissed out coffee



  233. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is soo stupid she sat on the t.v. and watched the couch



  234. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is soo fat she fills up the grand canyon



  235. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is soo fat he belt size is the equator



  236. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so old, her birth certificate says “expired”……



  237. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so ulgly, the last time she heard a wistle was when she got hit by a Train!!



  238. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so ugly, she uses a line of makeup called ” Why Bother……..”.



  239. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so sad, She went on this website.



  240. Ann-Janette Walker's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirit



  241. Ann-Janette Walker's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirit
    yo momma so nasty when she went 2 red lobsters the waiter said what would you like she said oh dont worry i brought my own crabs
    yo momma so poor for christmas she got a videotape of other people openin their presents
    yo momma is like a gas station pay before you pump



  242. esha's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so short she had to slam dunk her bus fare
    yo mama so old she farted and had a heart attack



  243. cindy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she put a milkshake on layaway



  244. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so ugly, when she was born, the doctor Slapped Her Parents!



  245. Ty(e)'s Momma Joke:

    ha haaaaa!!!!!!!



  246. Ty(e)'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so dum, she failed a survey, ( for those of u who don’t know, U CANT FAIL A SURVEY!!)



  247. Ty(e)'s Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so dum, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it



  248. Ty(e)'s Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so ugly, she goes to a strip joint and they pay her to keep her clothes on!



  249. Ty(e)'s Momma Joke:

    yo maams so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn the cameras off!!



  250. Itachi's Momma Joke:

    Your mother is so fat even NARUTO can’t belive it….



  251. Pat Mybutt's Momma Joke:

    Your Mom is so fat it told her to suck a dick and she licked my ass!!!!!!!!!!
    Bet you didn’t see that coming you n00bs



  252. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat ir takes atleast 40days jus to get on her good side!!



  253. chani n frankee's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so skinny pole dancers use HER as the pole



  254. chani n frankee's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly people asked for her autograph when she asked why,they said arnt you freddy kruger?



  255. chani n frankee's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she stands in front of the sun people mistake her as a total eclipse



  256. chani n frankee's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hot they use her as a thermometre



  257. chani n frankee's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she orbits around the sun



  258. chani n frankee's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid when her computer said insert mouse she went to a feild and caught 1



  259. chani n frankee's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly evan a gremlin would turn her down for a date



  260. Daz's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so fat, she went to McDonalds, tripped on KFc and landed on Wendys



  261. ;eirjhg;esrig's Momma Joke:

    this website sucks…



  262. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that after sex i didnt get any std i got colesterol



  263. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    hey this website does suck



  264. teezy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she sits in a chair on a 1 dollar bill she squeses a booger out of george washington.



  265. shahin's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she sees a yellow bus with white people in it she say ay STOP THAT TWINKEY.



  266. shahin's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO OLD WHEN I SLAP HER HER TITIE FALL OFF.



  267. shahin's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO POOR SHE HAD TO USE A SPONE TO SAVE MILK.



  268. shahin's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FARTS SHE COUSE A TORNADO



  269. Emmie Parker's Momma Joke:

    ~Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.



  270. Emmie Parker's Momma Joke:

    ~Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, “What a treasure!” and her father said, “Yes, let’s go bury it.”



  271. Eric's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she walks her feet argue………
    yo momma is so fat when she blinks her eyes clap….
    yo momma is so stupid, so stipid, so stupid she talks like this, like this,like this…



  272. Eric's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she walks her feet argue………
    yo momma is so fat when she blinks her eyes clap….



  273. jose's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so black she driks water
    and pees coffe



  274. jose's Momma Joke:

    your mom’s so stupid she got locked in the bathroom
    and she peed in her pants



  275. jose's Momma Joke:

    your mom’s so old she farts dust



  276. jose's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so skinny she jumped off an airplane
    and flew up



  277. jose's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so ugly the neighbors broke in her
    house just to close the curtains



  278. jose's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat if she sits on a dollar bill
    she’ll make 100 pennies



  279. jose's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so poor I went to her house and tried fliking
    a booger off the wall she said “quit messing with
    the family picture”



  280. jose's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so ugly she went to
    an ugly contest they said no proffessionals



  281. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she broke her leg gravy poured out!



  282. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old her birth certificate says expired



  283. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
    Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
    Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order
    Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners
    Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince



  284. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Billy Latil is so dumb he doesn’t know that the letter after ‘w’ is ‘x’!!!



  285. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    marcus is so stupid



  286. jake's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a doorknob everyone gets a turn
    your house so dirty i had to wipe my feet just to go outside
    yo momma is so stupid she though a quaterback is a refund
    yo momma is like a bowling ball pick her up finger her and throw down the alley



  287. jake's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she went to little china town everyone yelled godzilla



  288. jake's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she was look out the window and got arrested for murder
    yo momma so ugly she was walking down the street and got arrested for moaning



  289. princess D's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat dat when she jumped into da atlantic ocean spain claimed they have found a new continent.



  290. princess D's Momma Joke:

    yo momas so stupid that whn she saw a sign at da movies dat said under 17 not admitted she went home and got 16 friends.



  291. princess D's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so old that she left her purse on nohas ark.



  292. princess D's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ugly that she is just like the sun you cant look at her for more than a couple minutes or your eyes will burn.



  293. i's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s teeth soooo yellow when she smiled traffic stopped!!



  294. Carlitos's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat when she put on a yellow suit the Sun said “I quit
    Yo momma’s so fat when she stepped on a scale, the scale’s life flashed before its eyes



  295. Carlitos's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so nasty she said ” Yeah, baby” and AUSTIN POWERS said “Behave”



  296. Carlitos's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’ so skinny when you try to hug her, you slip



  297. nicole's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so damn ugly, when she looked in a mirror her reflection gave her the middle finger



  298. bullhead's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat people call her fatty



  299. Yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she sucked everyones d!ck to g@yness



  300. u stupid's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is madass gay



  301. suck's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she shoved dubble A batterys and said ” I got the power”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  302. anton b's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so gay micheal jackson ran away from her



  303. anton b's Momma Joke:

    ur family is so poor they live in a three story dorito bag



  304. anton b's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that she has to put mayo on her morning pills



  305. george's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat that when she steped on a scale it said i person at a time



  306. ~*~kimba~*~'s Momma Joke:

    your moms so cheap she chases the bin lorry wiff a shopping list



  307. ~*~kimba~*~'s Momma Joke:

    you had a gang bang wi julie miller in the paddling pool and u left ur cum 2 simmer with pig and a stik (this is based on a true story) then the next day her kid was drinking the cum and said ive never tasted salt milkshake before!!!



  308. Carlitos's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat, that even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction



  309. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO FAT AND HAIRY, THE LAWN MOWER KID MISTAKEN HER PUBIC HAIR FOR ACTUAL GRASS



  310. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA’S BREATH SO STINKS, SHE WAS ANNOUNCE ON AMERICA’S MOST WANTED AS ”ARM AND DANGEROUS WILL KILL ON SITE”



  311. Yo Momma is your momma's Momma Joke:

    I want to let u now Carlito, that ur so ugly, ud make and union cry



  312. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO OLD SHE OWES JESUS A DOLLAR



  313. Carlitos's Momma Joke:

    Hey, Yo momma is yo momma, yo momma is so ugly, she could make a straight guy go gay,like you



  314. someone's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat on her way to mcdonalds she tripped over jack in the box and fell on burger king.



  315. Daisy's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO STUPID, SHE STOLL FREE BREAD



  316. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is such a ho that she’s like a bowling ball she gets fingered tree times goes up the allyway and comes back for more.



  317. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Daisy u are not serious (this is from the same person who sed the ho joke)



  318. shuz's Momma Joke:

    yo mommaz so fat, SHE invented Lowridin’



  319. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    u so old i ask you to show me yo year book i seen jesus in it



  320. joker's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so dum she opened the noodles and ate the packet

    from the 100% p.i.m.p joker



  321. joker's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so old when u sucked her tits it came out like milk powder

    from the 100% p.i.m.p yank



  322. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat bill gates couldnt even pay for her liposuction!



  323. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly i heard yo father first met her at the zoo



  324. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!



  325. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s like a hermaphrodite an idiot and can make her own babies!



  326. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid i said christmas was right around the corner so the literally looked around the corner.



  327. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly her mom has to be drunk to beast feed her!



  328. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!



  329. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she reads picture books!



  330. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch its like new york, l.a., detroit



  331. pgn's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so fat so use a fork lift to eat cereal



  332. yomommasuxbigonez's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat… when she backs up she had to buy beepers cause she kept running over people



  333. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so square her pubic hair are cubic hair



  334. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid that when she got locked in a grocery store she starved t death



  335. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she made fat albert look annerexic



  336. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy is so gay micheal jackson took one look at him and said i quit



  337. crowbag's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she made fat basterd look anerexic



  338. crowbag's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she mistaked ur dad for micheal jackson



  339. crowbag's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she was having a baby the doctor coudnt find where the baby was supposed to come out



  340. crowbag's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she sat down the world rotated again



  341. crowbag's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when a dorito truck drove by her she started 2 roll after it down the street



  342. crowbag's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid and fat when she went skydiving she hit the earth harder then the first meteor to make earth move



  343. crowbag's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old she still has dino as a pet



  344. crowbag's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she tryed to get pragnet from glue until her husband did her



  345. crowbag's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so skinny fat albert uses her as a tooth pick



  346. crowbag's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she thought goarge bush was straight



  347. crowbag's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat and black she was mistaken for a black hole



  348. crowbag's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly and when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning



  349. skittle42's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so ugly she makes blind kids cry



  350. skittle42's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so stupid she died of starvation in a food market



  351. skittle42's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so stupid when a yellow bus went by her filled with white kids she said stop that twinkie



  352. skittle42's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink



  353. skittle42's Momma Joke:

    ur mooma is so skinny she uses fruit loops as a hola hope



  354. GREGORY's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOMMA SO TALL SHE DID A BACKFLIP AND KICK JESUS.



  355. jeff masters's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she gets discounts on ketchup packets



  356. Tymmy Gilbert's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas armpits are so hairy she thought she had chewbacca in a headlock



  357. Tymmy Gilbert's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she plays pool woth the planets



  358. Tymmy Gilbert's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she gave freddy kruger nightmares



  359. Tymmy Gilbert's Momma Joke:

    ok sexy ass bitch yo momma is so old when she breastfeeds dust comes out



  360. Tymmy Gilbert's Momma Joke:

    yah thats what i thought one more sexy ass bitch yo momma is so fat when she got a sunburn everyone said kool-aid



  361. Tymmy Gilbert's Momma Joke:

    thats wht i thought you people have nothing on me



  362. Derek Whitt "aka" DReck's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is like a television– even a 2 year old can turn her on



  363. big d's Momma Joke:

    some of these jokes r gay



  364. big d's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so fat she got baptised at sea world



  365. big d's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so fat she went to japan they wur like (it godzilla)!!!!!!!!



  366. Tuty Friuty's Momma Joke:

    YO Momma so fat she uses a lawn mower to shave!



  367. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    i like cookies



  368. bunny's Momma Joke:

    THE ONLY REASON YOUR MOM IS UGLY IS BECAUSE SHE GOT BEAT UP WITH AN UGLY STICK BIITCH



  369. funnydude's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma Is So Old When I tapped her on the back in bed her tits fell of



  370. funnydude's Momma Joke:

    your moms like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, she blows, And she get laid in the closet



  371. Calyn's Momma Joke:

    Yo moma so clumsy she got tankuled in a cordless phone

    Yo momas glasses are so thick when she lookes at a map she can see people waving

    Yo moma so fat when she jumped in the ocan the whales started singing “We are family even thow youre fater then me “



  372. Koolio's Momma Joke:

    These jokes are so bad



  373. youngday's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly the dog trainer had to tie a porkchop around her just for the dog to play with her



  374. doan's Momma Joke:

    i went to america and got 2 ipods one for me and one for my neighbor mine is a reguler ipod his is a ipod mini everyone they are for girls



  375. doan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly the army stoped useing machine guns and started useing her picture



  376. doan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she make`s jabba the hut look anorexic



  377. doan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she gave freedy kruger nightmares



  378. Venom's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she went to a strip club and they paid her 2 keep her clothes on



  379. Venom's Momma Joke:

    noooobs



  380. Venom's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so dumb she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company



  381. Venom's Momma Joke:

    jordyn is so fat she sat on 4 quaters and made a $



  382. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mother is so stupid that she is not smart



  383. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Anonymous dude you is the shiznit dawg…. my mom has boobs.



  384. `'s Momma Joke:

    awwwww my cow has aids



  385. Danny Neil's Momma Joke:

    I slept with my cow and now we both have aids



  386. Danny Neil's Momma Joke:

    i have HIV



  387. best there ever was's Momma Joke:

    there was a blond painting and it said best if you add two coats the husband just got home and said y do u have two coats on in the summer cause the paint can said to



  388. Danny Neil's Momma Joke:

    MEOW



  389. Kamdin Wallace's Momma Joke:

    forget about mommas, its you that needs a makeover!!!( you so ugly your sister/brother asked you to come to school with them, to scare away the bullies)(and i don’t mean it in a good way)LOSERS- EVERYONE NEEDS TO GET A LIFE!!!!!!



  390. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so fat she got baptized at seaworld.



  391. Ms.YoMamaJokes!!'s Momma Joke:

    ur moma so ugly she been married once!



  392. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid that she thought an aligator was a fish



  393. jason's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old she sat behind jessus in third grade



  394. jason's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas teeth are so yellow that she spitts out butter



  395. jason's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid when she got in trouble she dialled 911 on a calculator



  396. jason's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that her waste is the size of the equator



  397. deanos's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat she looks like she comes from both sides of family



  398. Zmajrnv's Momma Joke:

    http://12.forsedsex.info x



  399. Zmajrbn's Momma Joke:

    http://7.jjjxpornno.info x



  400. jordan's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas teeth so long every yime she chews food, she bits her neck.



  401. jordan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma teeth so yellow she walked in church and they said jesus came.



  402. jordan guilbe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma teeth so yellow she walked in church and they said” jesus came”



  403. jordan guilbe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she robbed the bank and left the money



  404. jordan guilbe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money



  405. jordan guilbe's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma teeth so long when ever she chews her food, she bits he neck



  406. jordan guilbe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat the only time she lifts weight is when she gets out of bed



  407. jordan guilbe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck



  408. jordan guilbe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly ur make an onion cry



  409. jordan guilbe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car



  410. jordan guilbe's Momma Joke:

    when yo momma was young she was so ugly she had to trick or treat on the phone



  411. anonymus's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so fat that whereever you arent she is



  412. Zmajrsr's Momma Joke:

    http://20.sexxywomen24h.info x



  413. cj's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas like 7-11, open 24 hours 7 days a week



  414. cj's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat shes really fat



  415. ryan c's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so gay she makes every gay person ever look striaght



  416. ryan c's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so gay she cant walk a straight line!



  417. suckers's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like gas station pay before u hump



  418. Zmajrzk's Momma Joke:

    http://babeskiskass.info x



  419. Zmajrqx's Momma Joke:

    http://sexscepades.info x



  420. random's Momma Joke:

    yo momma



  421. lowest credit cards's Momma Joke:

    lowest credit cards…

    storehouse Buzzard Bridgetown clinical …



  422. mary's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupied when god said since she went to the store and spent it



  423. hunger control weight loss pills's Momma Joke:

    hunger control weight loss pills…

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  424. vermont weight loss diet pills's Momma Joke:

    vermont weight loss diet pills…

    precession bunker percentiles …



  425. jakahoo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she fat



  426. jakahoo's Momma Joke:

    yo mommma so poor she found a penny on the floor and said oops thats my pay check



  427. jakahoo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she wanted a water bed but they couldnt find one her size so they sewed
    123 million blankets together and waved it over the pacific ocean.



  428. jakahoo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat they had to make a new clothing size so she could have something to where.



  429. blazze's Momma Joke:

    Your mom is so ugly
    she went to rob a bank
    they took OFF the cameras



  430. blazze's Momma Joke:

    Your mom under arm stink so bad
    she went to rob a store
    cops said from outside
    “COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS DOWN”!



  431. blazze's Momma Joke:

    your mom so fat
    her belly rolls are bumping the song
    “I make it clap” I” I make it clap”



  432. blazze's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so dirty and fat
    they confused her for hershey park



  433. dede's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so nasty whn a skunk smelled ha ass she passed her



  434. dede's Momma Joke:

    u momma so fat she make da nutty proffeser look skinny



  435. phentarnin's Momma Joke:

    phentarnin…

    flocked.padded mishap …



  436. sistemi's Momma Joke:

    sistemi…

    Stalin lettuce Newmanize tray gathered broils …



  437. Eddie's Momma Joke:

    Your mom is so hot the sun wispered to her saying my dick your mouth?



  438. Eddie's Momma Joke:

    Your my is so fat when she went t the beach the whales started singing we are family



  439. stevo's Momma Joke:

    yu momma so stupid she taped paper on the tv to watch paperveiw



  440. stevo's Momma Joke:

    wat up bogani peace out by the way i like menia on cory in the house



  441. DON/O's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA HOUSE SO SMALL SHE USE FACE TITLES FOR WALL TO WALL CARPET



  442. Toti's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO UGLY,SHE COULD TRICK OR TREAT OVER THE PHONE



  443. Toti's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so big, when she went to outter space, she was a dwarf planet!



  444. juegos apuestas portal's Momma Joke:

    juegos apuestas portal…

    auscultates:sensual!crock compilations unknowing …



  445. jac-o's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she fell on 4th street and landed on 12th.



  446. jac-o's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat her blood type is bacon fat



  447. jaycey's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dirty she has 2 sneek up on her bath water! yo mama is so poor when u asked wat 4 dinner she put her foot on the table and said corn! yo mama so poor when u said wat 4 dinner she jumped on the table spred her legs out and said crabs! lmao



  448. Alaina Jones's Momma Joke:

    yo mama like a vaccum she suck, blow, and lay in the closet
    yo mama so fat that when she goes out somewhere people be like “ay fat albert!”
    yo mama like a doorknob everybody get a turn
    yo mama so poor that she takes showers when it rains



  449. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mooma so stupid that she works for google and she still can’t find anything!!
    Yo momma so fat that when she puts on a yellow dress everyone yells “taxi!” “taxi!”
    Yo mooma so fat that when she puts on a whit dress everyone yells ” the whitehouse is moving!” “the whitehouse is moving!”



  450. beverly hills refinance mortgage's Momma Joke:

    beverly hills refinance mortgage…

    Dawson demonstrates:O’Connor whirr propels …



  451. mortgage quote md's Momma Joke:

    mortgage quote md…

    lilies offhand adventurer:serviceability….



  452. us best remortgage deals's Momma Joke:

    us best remortgage deals…

    perfectionists decreeing Patagonians …



  453. refinance loan's Momma Joke:

    refinance loan…

    invoicing fission Olav unknowable!chaste!coliseum …



  454. rawr's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat….. SHES JUST FAT OK??!?!?!



  455. new home buyer loans atlanta georgia's Momma Joke:

    new home buyer loans atlanta georgia…

    Tuttle puncture folder magneto poem,…



  456. 720 WAVES's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA’S TEETH SO YELLOW WHEN SHE WALKED OUTSIDE DA SUN GOT JELIS



  457. bad credit home loan refinancing's Momma Joke:

    bad credit home loan refinancing…

    raid tacking!evictions:whittled quotient …



  458. sam's Momma Joke:

    micheal mcall from northolt is a tall gay sam pitwell



  459. sam's Momma Joke:

    aaron gay big head



  460. jordan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid when she puts a battrie up her butt she says i got the power



  461. Murbth's Momma Joke:

    Ur so ugly that when yo momma received your birth certificate it was actually an apology letter from the condom factory. haha.☻



  462. Glocks's Momma Joke:

    Your mom is so stupid that when she got locked inside her car, she broke the window instead of just unlocking it. hahahaha



  463. Glocks's Momma Joke:

    Ur mom is more gangster than Snoop Dogg and she does drive-by’s in Compton.



  464. Hannah_Fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, she went out wearing high heels and came back wearing flip flops.



  465. compare cheap auto insurance's Momma Joke:

    compare cheap auto insurance…

    update.dormitories flees:impotency …



  466. georgetown colorado car insurance's Momma Joke:

    georgetown colorado car insurance…

    Ulster Mardi apocalypse …



  467. california low priced auto insurance's Momma Joke:

    california low priced auto insurance…

    maces.sustenance rust …



  468. car cheap insurance miamis's Momma Joke:

    car cheap insurance miamis…

    embodying sword?upcoming piloting lends!…



  469. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat we in her right now



  470. Brooke's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!

    Yo momma so stupid, she thought, “Wu Tang” was an African orange drink!

    Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!

    Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

    Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.



  471. car insurance commisioner in florida's Momma Joke:

    car insurance commisioner in florida…

    firming melting recursed lynxes Fannies discouraging …



  472. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    gimmie tha mic muthas it’s time fo me to drop dis shit.
    YO MOMMA. IS SOOOO DUMB. WHEN SHE HEARD SCARFACE SAY “time to die.” SHE CHECKED HER WATCH.
    yo momma is so stooopid she thought escargo was a type of french vibrator.



  473. jesse's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she put on a yellow rain coat people yelled taxi!



  474. jesse's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared.
    Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.



  475. jesse's Momma Joke:

    your moms so fat when she stepped on the weighting scale it said to ifinitii and beyond!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  476. j-dawg, b-dawg, r-icky, double "d"'s Momma Joke:

    your mother is so freakin massively huge…….. thats the end of the joke.



  477. michael c's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dumb she saw a bus go by and said ha stop that twinkey



  478. michael c's Momma Joke:

    yo come to my myspace it is pictureframe104@yahoo.com or e mail me pictureframe101@yahoo.com yo later o yes i have nu grilfriend i am 9 i whant to get a grilfriend.



  479. kellie's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is so stupid that she called and asked how long does it take to get to Washington D.C. and the guy said one minute and she ok thank you.

    the point is is that he said one minute so he could look and she didnt get it either.she thaught it took one minute to get their but it didnt take one minute is took longer than that shit.



  480. kellie's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid thats he called and asked how long does it take to get to Washington D.C.? and the guy said one minute and she said thank you buy.

    the joke is about a girl who wants to know how long it takes to get to washington d.c. and the guy said one minute so he could find how long it would take and the girl thaught that st took one minute to get to washinton d.c. so she packed and left and it took longer to get to washington d.c. but she didnt know that she lived their…

    she lived in washington d.c. and she asked how lobg it would take to get there



  481. low cost healthcare's Momma Joke:

    low cost healthcare…

    dequeues matured,colored henceforth:Yves bloodstain …



  482. Ginger Ramirez's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat the stilletos on her heels did the rockaway and leaned back!

    Yo momma like the railroad tracks, get laid across the country!

    yo momma house so small i stuck the key in the door and stabbed everyone in there!



  483. chris's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat she got more rolls than a bakery

    Yo mamma so fat when she ask for a tampon she got a matrass



  484. since i was denied coverage can i get health insurance's Momma Joke:

    since i was denied coverage can i get health insurance…

    Kingstown foal:Freudians microcode Chad Katherine …



  485. free health insurance wyoming's Momma Joke:

    free health insurance wyoming…

    Hottentot undressed?Blackstone …



  486. underdog's Momma Joke:

    underdog…

    averts!weird cellular,braked dud indolent …



  487. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO GREASY THEY DIDNT JUS GIVE HER A JOB AT MACDONALDS THEY TURED HER INTO 1



  488. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yomomma so fat she sat down on the toiet and broke the basement



  489. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    dumb



  490. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mother so fat..



  491. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out..



  492. kandi's Momma Joke:

    sorry that last one was mine



  493. bill's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat when she put on her yellow dress people started calling “taxi taxi”



  494. bill's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she stood up everyone asked who turned the lights out.



  495. bill's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly when she goes somewhere the people wonder who let the rat in.



  496. bill's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she walked into the room bob aske when did the big apple grow legs?



  497. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb when she went to Flordia she said this aint my momma!



  498. willy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she went to Flordia she this aint my momma!



  499. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she went to Flordia she said wheres my momma!



  500. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she tried to drown a fish!!



  501. Crazy.Killer's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly that satan wouldnt take her. :P



  502. doco!'s Momma Joke:

    hahaha!!!
    yall are crazy!!!!



  503. yo mamma rules's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so short she commit suicide off a curb



  504. yo mamma rules's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she went to the ocean and the whales started signing we are family



  505. qdabjfrxdo's Momma Joke:

    Hello! Good Site! Thanks you! cwmvcwhjbko



  506. ali's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat when she tured around we gave her a welcome back party



  507. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mammas gay nipple



  508. yo mummas fat ass's Momma Joke:

    i had sex with ur dadddy and dadda and mamma and i have lots of sperm



  509. UR MOMMA's Momma Joke:

    UR MOMMA LOOKS LYK YASEEN



  510. nicky's Momma Joke:

    ur ma is so ulgy when she looks in the muire an dies



  511. nicole horton's Momma Joke:

    shut the hell up people



  512. t-bag's Momma Joke:

    when ur mom entered a gay contest they said no proffesionals



  513. drogba's Momma Joke:

    your so ugly you made a blind man cry



  514. Patrick's Momma Joke:

    yo moma ugly arnold shwartsnager looked at her and said ” i wont be back”



  515. thigy's Momma Joke:

    ur mom



  516. jacob's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOMMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY……SHE GOT STUCK



  517. jacob's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOMMAS SO FAT EVEN GOD CANT LIFT HER SPIRIT



  518. jacob's Momma Joke:

    UR MOMMA IS SO BLACK AND HAS SUCH YELLOW TEETH THAT WHEN SHE SMILES SHE LOOKS LIKE A CRUNCHIE



  519. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so fat when she went to IN N OUT she couldnt get in or out



  520. natalie 222-9859's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she stepped on the scale and saw her phone number 16 times.

    yo momma so stupid she makes paris hilton feel like a genius

    yo mommas teeth so yellow when she smiles everyone yells ‘the sun is blinding”



  521. Sammyboy's Momma Joke:

    your momas so old that she sat behind jesus in the third grade



  522. FLACKA's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOMMA IS SO LAME SHE WENT TO WALMART



  523. FLACKA's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOM IS SO SKINNY THAT THEY KALL HER FLAKA



  524. FLACKA's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOMMA IS SO DARK THAT SHE WENT TO NIAGARA FALLS AND JUMP THE PEOPLE SAID DARKNESS FALLS….



  525. FLACKA's Momma Joke:

    ADOLFO + ABIGAIL
    HEIDY+ ELIEZER

    LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE



  526. FLACKA's Momma Joke:

    UR MOMMA IS SO FAT THAT I DONT KNOW…. LOL



  527. cusugxtgsu's Momma Joke:

    Hello! Good Site! Thanks you! ngtzbxkxoi



  528. oowxfkypgi's Momma Joke:

    Hello! Good Site! Thanks you! tirmurmxoofdce



  529. joker's Momma Joke:

    your mums so fat marathon runners run round her 4 exersize



  530. Trevor's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she put on a raincoat and walked outside someone yelled”Taxi”



  531. cracka jack's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so gay she eats lucky charms for breakfast



  532. Sydni :))'s Momma Joke:

    your mamas like an ice cream truck, cheap and full of flavors



  533. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur momma soo stupid she climbed a glass wall 2 c wat wass on da other side:p

    yo momma sooo fat when she types in the computer… she uses only 1 finger but it still toushes every keyy :D

    ur momma’s ass is soo fatt when she sits down… she gains three feet in height

    and the best yo momma joke eva!!!!!!!!!!!….

    ur momma sooooo fat when she jumped for joy SHE GOT STUCK!

    ….its old but its still the best :)



  534. Sean Kleinsasser's Momma Joke:

    Ur mom is like a lemonade stand……. 10 cents a squeeze!!!!!



  535. horny toad's Momma Joke:

    hey i saw ur mom on channel 5 last nite but she is soooooo fat that wen i went to channel 27 her ass was still stickin out



  536. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur momma’s like a doorknob everyone gets a turn



  537. thunderbult8648's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so mest up wean she saw a bus go bye she sead hey stop that twinkey !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yo mam is so mest up she enterd a fat ass cat contest and thay sead ok u won fat ass bitch



  538. thunderbult8648's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old god is in her yearbook!



  539. thunderbult8648's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat wean she goes to scool she sits on everbody! or yo mama is so fat wean she goes to scool she sits next to everbody lol1



  540. cjkkulxizy's Momma Joke:

    Hello! Good Site! Thanks you! vohbxzihoar



  541. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat i think im inside her



  542. Ceasar's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so cool…that she she went to school!!hahahaha



  543. Haylee's Momma Joke:

    um…ceasar..that was bad!!!



  544. CC & SAM's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma has more chins then the japanese phone book!!!!!



  545. ugly's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so ugly that when she went out to get the mail, she was aressted for disturbing the peace!



  546. shenell-cheeta's Momma Joke:

    ur mamas so fat and scay that she scared me



  547. shenell-cheeta's Momma Joke:

    ur mamas so fat and scay that she scared me because she jst did



  548. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mom so poor i walked in the house and ask to use the rest room and she said to pick any corner!!!!



  549. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so poor that i ask to use the bathroom and she gave me a map and a flashlight and said may the force be wit u



  550. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur moma so horney that i asked to use the bathroom and gave me a map to her room and said i will be there in five!!!



  551. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your moms like a light switch any one can turn her on



  552. jus for laughs's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so fat ..she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out….



  553. kevin's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat when she jumped on a rainbow skittles came out!



  554. Faisal Husssain's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so dum she climbed over the window to see what waz on the other side



  555. nova4ever's Momma Joke:

    your mammas so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch



  556. grime manndem's Momma Joke:

    yo mummas so dumb in tha head she gt locked in asda an staved to death



  557. grime mandem's Momma Joke:

    ur mums such a tramp i asked her can i use her toilet she said yes come in and pick a corner



  558. grime manndem's Momma Joke:

    ur mums a tram cuz wen i called ova ur house i steped on a lit ciggeret an she said ohh noo the central heating lol



  559. KAY KAY's Momma Joke:

    UR MOMS BUTT BUTT



  560. sexicani885's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so stupid she brought a spoon the the super bowl



  561. Missy's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so ugly when she wuz born her mom wuz apologizing to the condom factory



  562. hassan's Momma Joke:

    i am horny am 26 and ain’t had sex since i was 15



  563. caitlen baker (if u want more jokes email me at caitlen11@yahoo.com's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so fat that when she jump into the ocean the whales started singing we are family even though ur bigger than me!!



  564. caitlen baker (if u want more jokes email me at caitlen11@yahoo.com's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so fat that when she put on a yellow rain coat people started screaming taxie!!



  565. caitlen baker (if u want more jokes email me at caitlen11@yahoo.com's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so fat that when her beeper went of people starting running away cuz they thought a bus was backing up!!!



  566. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!



  567. steven's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so fat her favorite instrument is the dinner bell



  568. junaid & khuzaim's Momma Joke:

    ur monnos so hairy that when she got out of the bath it looks like she had 2 gorrilas under her armpits



  569. chong's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she eats wheat thicks



  570. not tellin ya's Momma Joke:

    these jokes r so not funny nd there so fckin old



  571. not tellin ya's Momma Joke:

    ur all so fckin thick dat u make dumb ppl look intelligent



  572. not tellin ya's Momma Joke:

    phil banwell smells lyk ur mamma



  573. not tellin ya's Momma Joke:

    some 1 told me ur momma went runnin last night coz she couldnt take her yellow jacket of b coz their woz stuck 2 her teeth coz they had so much plague on them



  574. Lucas#16's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so fat when she put on a green dress and went to tokyo everyone started to scream (AHHHHH ITS GODZILLA!!!!!!!! )



  575. lucas#16's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so dumb she put 2 quarters in her ears and started to listen to 50 cent



  576. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommy and yo daddy is yo mommy



  577. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma



  578. your mom's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so poor she put penny candy on layaway



  579. booman's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat when she got out of the water thay yelleeeeeeeeeeedddddddd free willy



  580. alicia's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she sat on the t.v. and watched the couch



  581. MO's Momma Joke:

    UR MOMMA SOOOO FAT AFTER I DID HER I ROLLED HER OVER TWICE AND I WAS STILL ON THE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  582. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur cyfuydku6,u5t5yr



  583. NAKASTACIA's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO GHETTO WHEN SHE BREAST FEEDS KOOLAID COMES OUT LOL ! !



  584. NAKASTACIA's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma is so white when the sun comes out she fries hahahahha



  585. NAKASTACIA's Momma Joke:

    UR MOMMA IS SO FAT SHE USES A MICROWAVE AS BEEPER ! !



  586. Ur SiStEr's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so ugly that when she looks in the mirror it breaks



  587. brandon garcia's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so stupid she fed the parkin meter and wated 4 a gumball



  588. Jordan B's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dark looks like she was swimming in soyo sos



  589. KID BOIIMENT's Momma Joke:

    UR MAMA IS SO GAY THT SHE WENT TO A STRIPERS CLUB A SHAGED EVERY GAL DERE ND STARTED PROSTITION FOR WOMAN.



  590. Mikayla & Charlee's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY EVERYTIME SHE GOES OUTSIDE EVERYBODY SHOUTS AUSTIN POPE



  591. Mikayla & Charlee's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly that everytime she goes outside we scream austin pope



  592. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dumb she studyed for a drug test LMFAO



  593. laidesman217's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat when people scream timba she fall



  594. STEVE's Momma Joke:

    Ur mama is so fat they use her as a 3rd engine on a jet



  595. george finch's Momma Joke:

    Your Moma is so fat that when she goes to the cinema she sits next to everyone.



  596. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    tunrtgjerewdfjrtrethrthj



  597. ron's Momma Joke:

    ur mama so fat that it took 3yeaRs to upload her photos



  598. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mumma`s teeth is so yellow when she shuts her mouthe her belly lights up



  599. adam anderson's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat she uses the harbour bridge as a coat hanger



  600. adam anderson's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so fat she uses the harbour bridge as a coat hanger



  601. ur mommas shugar daddy's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat, when she sat on a rainbow skittls fell out



  602. bornvgs- AIM's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so stupid she through a rock at the ground and missed!



  603. BRAGGERS N ALEX's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so fat she she went to a restuarant and looked at the menu and said okay!!!!!! ha s5



  604. rhiannon's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas
    so ugly she lookedout out the windo and the cops aressted her for mooning



  605. rhiannon's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas
    so fat all her relationsnips are long distance



  606. kolop's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so fat….fin



  607. Sotapeestecew's Momma Joke:

    Very nice!!



  608. stephanie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that when she wanted to sit



  609. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    barren:

    The joke stated below sucks!! Please try adopting a more creative way of expressing your humor.

    “yo momma is so stupid she went to the store and forgot her pants”!

    Sorry, I just had to tell you the truth.

    Thanks,

    Bilbo Baggins



  610. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Boss:

    Your are truly the epitome of intelligence.

    Ipkar bipkar



  611. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Jordan B:

    The following misuse of proper diction clearly showcases your level of intellect.

    “yo momma so dark looks like she was swimming in soyo sos”

    Anonymous



  612. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Cheeks/Chuckles:

    Yo mama has three necks and she chews from the back.

    That’s Awesome!



  613. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Truly, this person should never interview for a job that requires using a brain.

    “KID BOIIMENT said:
    Posted: June 3rd, 2008
    UR MAMA IS SO GAY THT SHE WENT TO A STRIPERS CLUB A SHAGED EVERY GAL DERE ND STARTED PROSTITION FOR WOMAN”.

    Please stop embarrasing yourself….



  614. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy she got afro’s on her nipples.



  615. poopy dick's Momma Joke:

    your mother is so poor that she makes you talk like me.



  616. poop's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that she sweats bacon grease



  617. poop's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she was born she fell through the floor



  618. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so stupid wen they offered her a shot at da bar she said i thought this was a bar not a clinic……



  619. leslie's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat she got more rolls then the bakery



  620. joey corelli's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old when she beast feed powder comes out



  621. tolrip's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so harry the only lanugage she can speak is wookie



  622. zack mack and chad's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so stupid she sold her car for gass money



  623. anonomys's Momma Joke:

    your mom is like home depot 50 cents a screw



  624. michael fazio's Momma Joke:

    Your Momma is so fat she made Buddah look anerexic



  625. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid that she sits on the tv and watches the couch.



  626. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.



  627. uknowbabycallme's Momma Joke:

    yo mama



  628. christian's Momma Joke:

    chris coopers teeth r so cruked they look like the rocky mountains



  629. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat that not even god could lift her spirit



  630. BOB's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is soo skinny that when she turns sideways she disappears



  631. akhtar's Momma Joke:

    ur moma is so stupid she got locked in Peshawar and died of starvation



  632. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s so skinny she can pull her flaps over her head and look like a sugar puff



  633. tumadre's Momma Joke:

    u guyz suck at yo momma jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : ) : )



  634. tumadre's Momma Joke:

    My momma rather go deaf than hear u lozerz tell “yo momma” jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  635. yodaddy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat……………..um,oops i forgot but that one person who said we suck and to stop hatin sucks and they need to stop hatin!!!!!!!!!!!!!o!!!! i remembered………yo momma so fat she saw the school bus and said “oooh,my twinkie is here” that one is 4 u “yomadre” STOP HATIN!!!!!!!!!!!



  636. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mom



  637. urmommassofayat's Momma Joke:

    hicory dicory dock
    ur moms a dirty slut..
    lmao



  638. winnie's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat when she walked past the tv i missed 4 epsiode



  639. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mums like abroken ride…no 1 wants 2 ride her



  640. ppo's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat theres no word that can describe how fat she is



  641. Brian's Momma Joke:

    you’re moms like a shotgun first she sucks then she blows

    yo momma is like a stamp, lick it stick it send it away.

    yo mommas like a bowling ball, she gets picked up fingered and thrown in the gutter.



  642. Brian's Momma Joke:

    your moms like a vacume cleaner she sucks and then gets laid in the closet



  643. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat, she needs a crane 2 wipe her ass



  644. ur momma's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so fat she shagged arthur dixon 4 a quid



  645. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so fat when she was at the beach everyone thought she was a whale



  646. Jordan Pain's Momma Joke:

    ur mommo is so old that her birth certifect says expired



  647. yusuf islam's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat that when she ws lying on the street evrybdy thought she ws a roundabout



  648. hello hello's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat that she has to have I-70 as her slip and slide!



  649. kate's Momma Joke:

    ur mamma is so ugly she said hi



  650. billy bob's Momma Joke:

    ur mamma is so hairy the only language she spoke was wookie



  651. billy bob's Momma Joke:

    hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihiihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihiihhiihihihihihihihihihiihihihihiihihihihiihihihiihihihihiihihihihihihihiihhihihihiihhki you suk



  652. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ya momma so dumb she tought a quarterback was a refund



  653. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so poor, she walked in her front door, and fell at the back.



  654. Emvald's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma is so fat she has 2 iron her pants on da drive



  655. Emvald's Momma Joke:

    Big shout out 2 mary - jess+tom + chloe luv u all oh nd hgk bad man



  656. Princess mary's Momma Joke:

    Yo moma is so stupid she triped ova a cordless telephone hahahahahaha love it lik dat bitchas lol



  657. Ur momma's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma so ugly wen she tried 2 enter a ugly contest they said sorry no pros :L:L:L



  658. ur mum's Momma Joke:

    ur mamma is SO!!!! fat she got baptised in sea world



  659. chris's Momma Joke:

    ur mumas so old i told her to act her age and she died



  660. chris's Momma Joke:

    ur mumma so poor she cant pay attention

    ur mummas so ulgy the goverment moved hallween to her birthday



  661. chris's Momma Joke:

    ur mum is a man i win hee hee hee hee



  662. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat shes a homo



  663. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    lolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololollolololololololol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    master chief rules



  664. yo mama's Momma Joke:

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  665. yo mama's Momma Joke:



  666. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mum is gay



  667. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Tommy staines bangs hes mother



  668. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    is so fat whenever she sees a school drive by she yells “catch that Twinkie!”



  669. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat when she tripped over the 14th ave, she landed on 12th



  670. yur daddy's Momma Joke:

    yur daddy is so gay i saw him sucking another guys dick



  671. ron deezy's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so fat i said it was chilli out side and ur mom grabed a bowl and spoon and said where



  672. ron deezy's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so short she jumped off the curb to commit suicide



  673. ron deezy's Momma Joke:

    ur mom ur so fat she has to walk in sections



  674. ron deezy's Momma Joke:

    what do u call a bus full of white people?..a twinkie



  675. rick john bitch's Momma Joke:

    what do u call the white stuff on top of chicken shit….(chicken shit)



  676. bob's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so stupid i asked her to buy me a coulor t.v an se asked me what coulor



  677. solid B's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so black she has to wear white gloves wen she eats chocolate so she dosent eat her hand LOL!



  678. solid B's Momma Joke:

    ur mum is so fat she wears high hills after 2 hours there flip flops



  679. solid B's Momma Joke:

    ur mum so poor she used a sock as a tanpound



  680. solid B's Momma Joke:

    ur mum is so stupid she shits in the sink and brushes her teeth with toilet water



  681. solid B's Momma Joke:

    ur so ugly no one wants u not even a care home



  682. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas sooooo fat marathon runners run around her 4 exersise then die after



  683. Megannn's Momma Joke:

    yur momma is soo ugly they flimed grollias in the mist in her shower.



  684. andrew's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dum she tripped over a cordless phone



  685. df's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so ugly wen ur dadda saw her he shat his pants



  686. mine's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is like the hardware store 25p a screw



  687. mine's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is like the hardware store 25p a screw



  688. mine's Momma Joke:

    ur mom like a arcade machine dirty smelly cost 25p and lasts 30 seconds



  689. kyles mom's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so fat that when she walks across iraq in high heels shes diggin for oil



  690. Ur MOM!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    Ur mamma is so dumb, she got hit by a parked car.



  691. solid B's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is fat and round they use her as race circuit



  692. solid B's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so stinky even a skunk does not go next to her



  693. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ure mummas so fat she plays pool with the planets



  694. jake and holden's Momma Joke:

    ure mummas so dumb she tried to throw a rock at the ground and she missed



  695. jake and holden's Momma Joke:

    ure mummas so fat when she puts on a yellow raincoat and walks down the street people yell out TAXI!!



  696. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mamma ia so fat that once she jumped for joy she got stuck
    hah ah a



  697. who is it it is jessie the dumbo in fletchers k i hav to go read this's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she is going to a praty she tred to jump in the car she didnt thogh she couldn even jump on earth or in earth yo yo yo man i lov edward in cheyne



  698. anonamous's Momma Joke:

    ur mommaz so stupid she went ta go watch t.v she sat on it nadd watched da couch andd ate a twinkie



  699. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is so cripple dat some people think dat she is doin lean with it rock with it



  700. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    ur mommaz so fat wen she getz her period fat cumez out



  701. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid dat she saw an asian and she thought dat wasz her sister in law



  702. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is such a hoe dat da pilgramsz thought she wasz sacajawea



  703. ur mommaz momma's Momma Joke:

    ur mommaz so stupid she looked in da mirror andd said dey stole my identity



  704. this web site sucks's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly when god went to look down to see all of his wonderful animals he seen ur mom and said WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THAT!!!!!!!



  705. ur mama ugly hoe's Momma Joke:

    ur mommaz so fat when she jumped 4 joy she got she got stuck



  706. ur mama ugly hoe's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so ugly when she waz born her dad called her a treasure andd her mama said yea lets go berry it

    ta all da gay ass pplz dat r ugly like ur mama



  707. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma’s so ugly when she walks in to the bank they turn of the c.c.t.v



  708. ya mum's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so fat , when i layed an egg she fried it in a carrot and inside of another carrot she put it in a pie, this pe was so big that even a pig from the tia would choke on it which means the momma is so fat if she eats the egg in the 2 carrots in the pie from the deepest crust she might just lay an egg too !!!



  709. Your dad said's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is SOOOOOOOOOOOO fat, that she has her own gravity



  710. afzal's Momma Joke:

    ur mums so fat she suffocated on a ****** dildo



  711. ur moma is ffaaattt's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so fat she felll in lov and broke it



  712. your mum's Momma Joke:

    your mums so fat shes got more rolls than a bakery



  713. your mum's Momma Joke:

    your mums so dumb she sat on the tv n watched the couch all day



  714. your mum's Momma Joke:

    your mums so dumb she put lipstick on her head to make up her mind



  715. erica [:'s Momma Joke:

    ur momma so fat she took a picture last christmas n its still printing!



  716. CEEZ LDN GMG GANG's Momma Joke:

    UR MOMS SO FAT& UGLY AFTA 10YRS UR DAD GOT 2 HER FACE & SHE WAS A MAN.



  717. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so uglyy
    that they put her picture in the monkey exhibit
    to keep the monkeys from jackin off!
    LOL



  718. mumma shibooboo's Momma Joke:

    ur mumma’s so fat that wen she goes and cleans out the zoo, people walk past and say look at that hippopotamus!



  719. bimbo's Momma Joke:

    ur momma soooooo black, she’s in prison



  720. nobsack's Momma Joke:

    ur momma soooo fat she ate a donkey



  721. nignog's Momma Joke:

    ur mommaaa sooo nig, she married a chicken



  722. ur mom's Momma Joke:

    your momma so slow she can’t cook minute rice



  723. your nan's Momma Joke:

    your mumz so fat she swets mayonase



  724. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mum so fat people run around her to exercise



  725. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so fat she makes free will look like a tick tack



  726. matthew hatfield's Momma Joke:

    your mom is like a roller coaster she goes up and down and more than 20 people can ride her at one time



  727. heloo's Momma Joke:

    ur moms gay



  728. heloo's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so fat wen she laid down the beach the lifeguard told her to get up coz the tide wanted to come in



  729. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMAS A FAT WHOR



  730. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch. xD



  731. Mr.Poo's Momma Joke:

    Your mumma smells like egg



  732. karlex's Momma Joke:

    can we get off the mamma jokes cuz i just got off urs



  733. pickles's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so stupid she got locked in a grocery and starved to death



  734. pickles's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas soooooo fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices



  735. pickles's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas sooooooo fat she jumped in the air and got stuck



  736. pickles's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas sooooooooooooooooo stopid she got locked ina bathroom and peed herself or himself



  737. pickles's Momma Joke:

    ur momma has a beard



  738. pickles's Momma Joke:

    hey yalllll out there lets get offf the ur momma jokes cuz i just got off urs



  739. pickles's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas sooooooo biggggggg when she came out side lol she cant even get outside



  740. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur moms like a baseball field, big, dirty, and nine men on it



  741. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur moms a fat @#4%



  742. ,.vjbhft hrt's Momma Joke:

    `ur mumma so fat she makes natasha look skinny



  743. ppk9udhguy's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so dumb she makes farah look smart<< fattt



  744. LIL G's Momma Joke:

    YA MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE SUCKED MY DICK SHE COULDNT EVEN REACH IT



  745. JERPLAYA's Momma Joke:

    U DADDY SO FAT HE LOOKED LIKE FAT JOE



  746. Mary's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat a bus hit her and she said who threw that rock?



  747. kelly brandon's Momma Joke:

    your mama is sooo dirty she has to creep up on the bath water!



  748. kelly brandon's Momma Joke:

    your mama is soo fat that i ran out of petral trying to skid around her but i only got half way ! lol



  749. kelly brandon's Momma Joke:

    your mums sooo fat that when she stood on ur dogs tail they had to change its name to beaver ! lol



  750. kelly brandon's Momma Joke:

    ur mama sooo greasy that she sweats crysco! lol x



  751. kelly brandon's Momma Joke:

    ur mama so fat when she got locked in a cookie mart she starvd to death ! lol



  752. maria brandon's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so small that she jumped of a kerb to comit suicide ! lol



  753. shannon redpath's Momma Joke:

    ur mum is soo fat that she is fat lol



  754. shannon redpath's Momma Joke:

    ur mama dumb that she got ran over by a parked car
    lol



  755. shannon redpath's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is soo skiny that they used her as a piped cleaner lol



  756. shannon redpath's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is sooo dumb she laughs at static lol



  757. kelly brandon's Momma Joke:

    ur mum is soo dumb that she takes a ruler to bed to see how long she sleeps lol



  758. maria brandon's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is soo ugly that she makes an onion cry ! lol !



  759. maria brandon's Momma Joke:

    ha ha ha ha ur mum is fat !!!!!!!!!!!



  760. john jones's Momma Joke:

    ur mums so fat that when she went to space they couldnt call it space any more!



  761. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur moma iz so dumb she got run over by a parked car



  762. Jel-Jel's Momma Joke:

    ur mommaz soooooooo fat dat when a bus full of white people went bye she said Hey! stop dat twinkie………



  763. shannon redpath's Momma Joke:

    haha yo mama is so fat that she created her own city called cellulite city!!!!!!LOL LOL LOL



  764. MARIA BRANDON's Momma Joke:

    ur mama so fat she uses a matress a pad LOL LOL LOL
    :-D



  765. MARIA BRANDON's Momma Joke:

    :-D
    lol
    :-)
    lol



  766. MARIA BRANDON's Momma Joke:

    :-D
    lol
    :-)
    lol



  767. mohamed abdallah's Momma Joke:

    ur mamamamamamamamama is so fat she goes to egypt to tan and carrys chiken on her biseps but her niple is soo fat its the size of canada



  768. YATESYBOY's Momma Joke:

    ur mother so fat when doctors do surgery on her she bleeds gravy!
    lol



  769. Parmvir's Momma Joke:

    ur mammaz sooooooooooo fat that her last name is Abdo



  770. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    you guys have lame jokes



  771. rawr's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so poor that when i went to her house she said pick a corner! Lol



  772. solid D's Momma Joke:

    your
    Momma
    So
    Poor
    That when i went to her house and had to use the bathroom she said pick a corner!!!



  773. Blah2009's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so old she breast feeds power.



  774. jodie's Momma Joke:

    ur momma s so thik she stuk a battrey up her bum and said iv got the power lol



  775. jodie's Momma Joke:

    i love ur jokes lol



  776. mamma - G's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat after her and ur daddy had sex he rolled over twice and he was still on the bitch
    ha BRITISH LASS EYA



  777. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so old she makes the queen look like a baby



  778. cali chick's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so skinny dat she makes a ffeather look heavy



  779. cali chick's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so wrinkle u had 2 iron her



  780. jonathan papoopi's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so fat when she stepped on the scale she saw her phone number Or you could say she could no see her stomach was blocking it



  781. hhh's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so fat when she stepped on the scale she saw her phone number Or you could say she could no see her stomach was blocking it



  782. Obama's Momma Joke:

    did yall no obame smokes!!!!!!



  783. Obama's Momma Joke:

    obam ais higher then the sun but lower then ur fat mama
    a



  784. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mum is a lezy



  785. bigmamma's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so fat when she jamp in to the ocean the ocean jamp back LO



  786. fezzwick's Momma Joke:

    ur mother is so ugly when she stod in front of a chaneze man he eyes open



  787. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mum is so fat when you get on top of he your ears pop



  788. Ur mother's Momma Joke:

    Ur mum is like a bowling ball. She gets fingered 3 times and comes back for more.



  789. Ur mother's Momma Joke:

    ur moms like a bus. 40p and ur on top.



  790. Ur mother's Momma Joke:

    ur moms like a kitkat. 20p a finger



  791. Ur mother's Momma Joke:

    ur moms so fat wen i was having sex with her i burnt my ass on the light bulb



  792. Ur mother's Momma Joke:

    ur moms tits are so square milk milk comes out in cartons



  793. Ur mother's Momma Joke:

    i went into mcdonalds and asked for somthing big and cheap an your mom jumped over the counter



  794. Ur mom's Momma Joke:

    your moms so old she still owes jesus a fiva



  795. Ur mom's Momma Joke:

    your moms like a train track. people go up and down on her all the time



  796. ur mum's Momma Joke:

    your mums like bubblegum is 5p for a blow



  797. ur mother's Momma Joke:

    ur mother she so old when she breast feed u it came out as powder



  798. Ur Mom's Momma Joke:

    ur mum is so stupid she sold her car to payfor gas



  799. mark's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat, she tried to fit on the toilet and couldn’t be bothered to try again, so she just flushed the toilet and said “Finished”… !!!



  800. mark smith's Momma Joke:

    your mother is so stupid she looked on the toilet roll holder to see if there is toilet roll and said
    “I don’t need toilet roll, i got some” and when she finished the toilet, she says “Can i have some toilet roll please” but no-one was in the house =]=]=]



  801. mark smith's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so ugly, when god looked down on his own wonderful animals he said “WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THAT!”



  802. ur mum's Momma Joke:

    ur mum is so dumb she sat on the t.v and watched the sofa



  803. enpc and nat's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s like a vacuum cleaner -
    she blows, she sucks and gets laid in the closet



  804. callum's Momma Joke:

    your mums so ugly her mum said what a treasure her dad said lets bury it



  805. `1qsed23's Momma Joke:

    your mums so ugly her mum said what a treasure her dad said lets bury it



  806. UrMumIsGettingLaid's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma is so fat that when she was drowning, the lifeguard got out a whale net.



  807. gloria's Momma Joke:

    ur moms teeth are so yellow that wen she walks into the church and smiles everyone says i see the light



  808. gordon's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly she made micheal jackson look like brad pitt



  809. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    urmomma is gay



  810. bradley's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so ugly that ur father takes her to work with her everymorning so he doesnt have to kiss her goodbye



  811. bradley's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she jumps for joy she gets stuck



  812. UrMumIsGettingLaid's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat, when she was drowning, the life guard got out a whale net



  813. Sugar lips Marie's Momma Joke:

    Ur mommas so fat she ain’t got a neck!!!!!!!!!!!!



  814. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    all of thease are funny keep it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  815. Sugar lips Marie,Bre,Rocky ,Jon and Joell's Momma Joke:

    Your mommmas so fat when she turned her head it squeaked like a creaky door extemly sqeaky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1



  816. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur momma teeth r so ugly it looks lyk her tounges in prison



  817. ilg's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so skinny she has 2 run around the shower 2 get wet



  818. miiiiiiiiii's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so skinny she uses a sock as a hat



  819. miiiiiiiiii's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so stupid that when she jumped out a window she went up instead of down



  820. miiiiiiiiii's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so fat when she stepped on the scale and it said to be continued



  821. DJ Fantasy's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so ugly that ur BIG mistake waz when u were born



  822. DJ Krack's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so stupid that she tought TACO BELL waz a Mexican Phone Company



  823. PU.C's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is a so fat that i found my mising DOG on her belly button



  824. ur momma's Momma Joke:

    u momma is soooo fat that when u go around her is like going around the world



  825. PU.C's Momma Joke:

    ur mammo is so stupid she tought OBAMA waz McCHAIN



  826. DJ Fantasy's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so stupid she still thinks Babies come from machines



  827. DJ Fantasy's Momma Joke:

    ur is so nasty that she takes a bath with DUKY



  828. mickey's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so stupid she tought the world waz oval



  829. DJ Krack's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is soo short that u need a microscope to see her in her Driver License



  830. DJ Fantasy's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so FAT that when ur dad n her were doing SEX, she absorb him thru her belly botton



  831. ur momma's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so skinny that when she put a dress with 100 stripes 99 where left



  832. ur momma's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so skinny that on her birthday they took a picture of her that the birthday’s candle covered her



  833. ur momma's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so skinny that they used her to clean a hose



  834. ur momma's Momma Joke:

    ur momma teeth are so yellow that when she opened them the Sun says ” Thats my girl ”



  835. ur momma's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat that when she stepped on a scale it said ” Only one at a time , please”



  836. ur momma's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so ugly that when she looked at a mirror it broked



  837. ur momma's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so nasty that when she farted people tought it was a earthquake



  838. ur momma's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so dumb that she still think that babies come from Paris



  839. garyash's Momma Joke:

    your moms a hoe



  840. killer joke's Momma Joke:

    ur mum is so fat when see ofer to clean the zoo people whalk and say look at that hippopotamus



  841. Sandra2112's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s so nasty she brings crabs to the beach

    your mamma’s so nasty, i asked her what we were having for dinner nd she put her foot on the table and sed corn



  842. ed's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so fat she as fat as edds



  843. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so fat she showers in the car wash



  844. M.C F@tty (jordaN yATES)'s Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO FAT PEOPLE USE ROLLS OF HER FLAB FOR TENTS



  845. I SURIVIED MUNICH!!'s Momma Joke:

    HOES



  846. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    UR MOMMAS SO FAT SHE IS AS FAT AS EDDY



  847. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA IS SO FAT SMALL FAT PEOPLE RUN ROUND HER SHOUTING FREE WILLY!!!



  848. DANNY dAviES's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA IS SO FAT SHE WAS FLOATING IN THE SEA AND SPAIN CLAIMED HER FOR THE NEW WORLD!!!!



  849. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mamma’s like a muscito i have to slap her to stop sucking



  850. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    when ur mom moved a blind man said i can see clearly!!!!!!



  851. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s like 7-11, around every corner, open 24 hours, and for 99 cents you can get a slurpie.



  852. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so stupid she locked herself in a motorcycle.



  853. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.



  854. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so old that when george bush was looking for fossil fuels, he put her on his #1 speed dial.



  855. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    at least i have a mama, u got 2 dads!!!!



  856. Dom tha killa's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma is so fat, she sat on th rainbow & skittles fell out



  857. Dom tha killa's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas like mobile phone, she used to be virgin but now she’s pay as u go

    XD



  858. nose's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is like a burger every one pickes her and then eats her when no one is looking



  859. peter c's Momma Joke:

    u havnt got a family tree
    u got a cactus cus everyone in ur family is a bunch of pricks



  860. bobby's Momma Joke:

    ur mumma is so stupid she got locked in a supermarket and died of hunger



  861. some kid's Momma Joke:

    i climbed mt everest and i saw ur mum there the yeti



  862. cj's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat that when her beeper went off people thought she was backing up



  863. karl's Momma Joke:

    ur moms so poor i saw her walkin down the street with 1 shoe so i asked her if she had lost a shoe an she sed no shed found 1 lol



  864. karl's Momma Joke:

    .Your Mom is so poor that her TV only has two channels. ON AND OFF



  865. youre momma is so fatt's Momma Joke:

    that wen she gose 4 a pisss they use her fanny as a water slide



  866. iver biggen's Momma Joke:

    iver biggern so ur momma says



  867. peter moss's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat when she goes to kfc she orders the bucket



  868. peter moss, michael steele's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat her faviourite letters in the alphabet is KFC



  869. OHHH WEE DIDNT KNOW's Momma Joke:

    your……….MOM is DEADD….OMG…AHOO HOO HOO HE HAA HE :P



  870. TAJ AKA (MARNI!) I AM MAD AHOO HE HA HOO :o's Momma Joke:

    L



  871. gb's Momma Joke:

    j



  872. UR MOM's Momma Joke:

    if uglyness was bricks ur mom would be able to make the great wall of china



  873. UR MOM's Momma Joke:

    ERN



  874. HI's Momma Joke:

    BUT Y?



  875. Y's Momma Joke:

    UR MOM



  876. nessa's Momma Joke:

    Ur so poor i saw ur mum bangin on a trash can i sed wat u doin she sed the kids locked me out
    :)



  877. The Mum's Momma Joke:

    Your Mums So Black Shes A Paki :D



  878. The Mum's Momma Joke:

    Your Mum’s So Stupid She Puts A Wet Suit On To Surf The Internet

    Your Mums So Stupid She Puts Lipstick On Her Head Just To Make Up Her Mind

    Your So Ugly When Your Mum Dropped You Off At School She Got A Ticket For Littering



  879. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mum is so ugly she could be only ur mum



  880. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    sex is great and good



  881. sajay's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old I told her to act her own age, and the bitch died.



  882. sajay's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, the bitch caused an eclipse.



  883. Sugar Lips Marie's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma’s ranked so bad of piss and she went to the store it stunk the store up and made everyone pass out.



  884. ashley's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat she blocked all sides of the roads and then the annoucer said there is a traffic jam



  885. Sugar Lips Marie's Momma Joke:

    ur momma’s so ugly here face scared off the vultures.



  886. ashley's Momma Joke:

    I love you….i love u i love u i love u yeahhhhhhhhhhh



  887. Sugar Lips Marie's Momma Joke:

    momma’s so ugly she scared all the kids away on Halloween and she did’ent even need a mask!!!!!!!!!!



  888. ashley's Momma Joke:

    kisssssssssssssssssssss meeeeeeeeeeeee



  889. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur momma’s so fat, shes realy fat



  890. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    when ur momm’a gets compared to the sun, the sun will look like a crum.



  891. willy's Momma Joke:

    im gay



  892. pj's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so ugly on haloween she trick or treats on the phone.



  893. janessa's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so fat people run round her foe exercise ha ha



  894. Ruby Scott's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so fat that she had to iron her jeans on the driveway
    ur mommas so fat that she had to wash her jeans at seaworld
    ur mommas so fat that when you run around her twice you get lost
    ur mommas so dumb that she did a dump on the floor when locked in the dunny
    ur mommas so dumb that she slept on the floor when locked in bedshed
    ur mommas so ugly that she went to an ugly contest and they said no professionals and sorry Ruby Scott or Telstar dv already won on her interview



  895. ROFLOUS's Momma Joke:

    Your mum got curious and turned lesbian!



  896. lil homes's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so ugly she passed it on to you



  897. babe:)'s Momma Joke:

    haha good one lil homes ur momma so ugly she passed it on to you haha..
    well your mama so ugly she wanted to be the 2nd ugliest so she had you so u could be #1…..and it worked ;)



  898. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so stoopid coz she sits on the tv and wotches the couch



  899. sum one's Momma Joke:

    stop reading this stupit jokes about peoples mums



  900. sum one's Momma Joke:

    ur mums so fat i ranner out of petrol overtaking her on the highway



  901. mom's Momma Joke:

    your mommer so fat when she went on the elavator and when she pushed up she went down instead



  902. sum one's Momma Joke:

    i wont get smart about yuo moma i dont even know the guy



  903. sum one's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas so fat her husband slaped her and his arm got lost



  904. roflcopter man's Momma Joke:

    you mos so fat when she jump for joy, she got stuck



  905. Celinee's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so fat she gotta use 5 telephone poles for a tampon !



  906. manu's Momma Joke:

    Your mother so fat i had to ask her directions for her asshole in (sex)



  907. ur mom ha!'s Momma Joke:

    ur momma so fat when she went to tokyo everyone yelled ”LOOK OUT GODZILLA”



  908. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mama so fat that wen i slaped her ars it slaped me bkk:)



  909. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mums a milf u pakiiiiiii



  910. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is a stupid fat ass yankie



  911. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur dads george foreman and ur uncles elton john and ur brother pete tilly



  912. jamum12's Momma Joke:

    your mommas such a slut shes like big ben she bangs every hour!!!!!!



  913. jamum12's Momma Joke:

    your mommas like a brick dirty thick and gets laid by mexicans!!!



  914. jamum12's Momma Joke:

    your mums like a hockey player she doesnt change her pads until 3 pyriads



  915. jack's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she wears a yellow jacket to work and someone calles out taxi



  916. jack man's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she wears a jacket with a h on it and a helecopter tried to land on her



  917. jack man's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so fat she went to the aquarium to see the whales and the wales started singing we are family



  918. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black u cant see her 1 2 3 4 in the morning



  919. WOOKIE's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie gdrrrrrrr



  920. boing's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat when she stands on the scales it says to be continued.

    yo mommas so fat when she stands on the scales it reads out her phone number 9876543210



  921. ur mom's Momma Joke:

    ur moms legs are like tesco open 24 hour
    lol
    this is the best joke on ere
    ye boii
    dont try beting it caz ur mama wont let bitch



  922. ur mom's Momma Joke:

    ur moms legs are like tesco open 24 hour
    lol
    this is the best joke on ere
    ye boii
    dont try beting it caz ur mama wont let bitch



  923. ur mom's Momma Joke:

    tell ur mom i left a tener under the bed



  924. ur mom's Momma Joke:

    i go to strade and i live in burry port bitch
    i like sex
    ye boii



  925. ur mom's Momma Joke:

    sexsexsexsexsexsexs



  926. ur mom's Momma Joke:

    i



  927. ur mom's Momma Joke:

    i am in school; ye boii



  928. ur mom said's Momma Joke:

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