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622 Responses to “Ur Momma Jokes for April 2007”

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  1. 100
    Carly said:
    Posted: April 17th, 2007

      Your momma is soo fat she makes Olympic sumo wrestlers look anerrexic.
      lolzz. ♥ ™

  2. 101
    Carly said:
    Posted: April 17th, 2007

      your momma is sooo old she left her purse on Noah’s Ark.

  3. 102
    jesse schilling said:
    Posted: April 17th, 2007

      yo mommas so short she sat on a nickle and a bugger came out of george washingtons nose!!!!!

  4. 103
    jesse schilling said:
    Posted: April 17th, 2007

      short and fat ^^^^^

  5. 104
    jesse schilling said:
    Posted: April 17th, 2007

      yo mommas so fat she make china have level 7 earthquakes!!

  6. 105
    jordan said:
    Posted: April 17th, 2007

      get yo big animal name off of disneychannel

  7. 106
    jordan said:
    Posted: April 17th, 2007

      pumba could kiss my black azz

  8. 107
    jordan said:
    Posted: April 17th, 2007

      dear, pumba yomoma is so black she make wesiey snips look white

  9. 108
    jordan said:
    Posted: April 17th, 2007

      pumba i got 2 words for you suck it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. 109
    jordan said:
    Posted: April 17th, 2007

      PUMBA I GOT 4 WORDS FOR YOU SUCK IT

  11. 110
    Anonymous said:
    Posted: April 17th, 2007

      Yo mom is like GEIKO, so easy a caveman can do it!!!!!

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