635 Responses to “Ur Momma Jokes for April 2007”

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1. 122
   Daz said:
   Posted: April 20th, 2007

   Yo mommas so fat, she has an eating disorder….she be eating this order, that order….damn shes eating everybodys order!

2. 123
   Daz said:
   Posted: April 20th, 2007

   Yo mommas so poor, the homeless give her change

3. 124
   Daz said:
   Posted: April 20th, 2007

   Yo mommas so fat and easy, I saw the bitch at Subway….sitting on the counter saying: Subway: eat fresh

4. 125
   Daz said:
   Posted: April 20th, 2007

   If I were to describe yo momma in two words, the two words would be: Solar System, cos she’s a really fat bitch ya hurrd!!

5. 126
   yojoejoe said:
   Posted: April 21st, 2007

   yo priest is so fat that he want bungee jumping and want start to hell

6. 127
   yojoejoe said:
   Posted: April 21st, 2007

   yo family so poor that they used a fork just to save milk

7. 128
   yojoejoe said:
   Posted: April 21st, 2007

   yo momma so fat when i pushed her she rolled

8. 129
   yojoejoe said:
   Posted: April 21st, 2007

   yo momma so nasty that she got in the bath tube the water jumped out and said i ain’t ready

9. 130
   yojoejoe said:
   Posted: April 21st, 2007

   yo momma so fat that she sat on a rainbow and a bag of skittles popped out

10. 131
    yojoejoe said:
    Posted: April 21st, 2007

    i am the best a shall not b beat

11. 132
    Asseeb said:
    Posted: April 21st, 2007

    Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,”DING!”

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