634 Responses to “Ur Momma Jokes for April 2007”

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1. 133
   Asseeb said:
   Posted: April 21st, 2007

   Yo mamma so stupid when she messed up on the computer and tried to fix it with whiteout

2. 134
   Asseeb said:
   Posted: April 21st, 2007

   Yo momma so supid she could trip over a cordless phone!

3. 135
   Asseeb said:
   Posted: April 21st, 2007

   Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

4. 136
   Asseeb said:
   Posted: April 21st, 2007

   Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ

5. 137
   Asseeb said:
   Posted: April 21st, 2007

   Yo momma so fat u use space to play pool

6. 138
   Daz said:
   Posted: April 21st, 2007

   Yo mommas so ugly, the doctor shot himself when the bitch was born.

7. 139
   Daz said:
   Posted: April 21st, 2007

   Yo mommas so funky, she puts ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh

8. 140
   Daz said:
   Posted: April 21st, 2007

   Yo mommas so fat, when she does jumping jacks…she puts the solar system out of alignment

9. 141
   Daz said:
   Posted: April 21st, 2007

   Ay yo, yo momma tripped and fell. This ain’t no laughing matter, but the ground was cracking up!!!

10. 142
    Daz said:
    Posted: April 21st, 2007

    Yo mommas so black, the bitch got marked absent at night school

11. 143
    Daz said:
    Posted: April 21st, 2007

    Yo mommas so ugly, when she walked into the bank…they turned off the surveillence cameras

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