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622 Responses to “Ur Momma Jokes for April 2007”

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  1. 155
    frankiesgrl said:

      yo mama so stupid she stared at an orange juice carton becuz it said “concentrate”

  2. 156
    frankiesgrl said:

      yo mamas so fat she got locked in a grocery store, and she starved 2 death

  3. 157
    frankie4evr said:

      i luv this website and i hope a lot of peeps like it 2!!!!!! I hope this website will nevr end and yo mama jokes keep on coming in. and i also hope that yo mama jokes keep growing (and so does yo mama) but peeps keep comin up w/ new ones!!!!

  4. 158
    ur mom said:

      ur momma sooo fat they thought it was u

  5. 159
    ur mom said:

      thats rite gigidy gigetty gigdegi goo

  6. 160
    ur mom said:

      ur mom is so ugly she thought she looked like u

  7. 161
    ur mom said:

      its not 10:22

  8. 162
    hottie 411 said:

      your momma so fat last time she saw 90210 is when she was on the scale

      your momma so dirty when she got in the tub the water jumped out and said im in next!

      your momma so fat last fall the news said it was chillie and so she went to go get a bowl and a spoon

  9. 163
    hottie 411 said:

      last time your momma said thats my beeper everybody looked and said no that shits an V.C.R

  10. 164
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  11. 165
    tom said:

      ya mums so fat she was driving to da shop in her car and the highway patrol put a sign on her bumper sayin ‘caution wide load’

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