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622 Responses to “Ur Momma Jokes for April 2007”

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  1. 166
    tom said:

      ya mumz so fat she jumped in a pool and the water jumped out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. 167
    tom said:

      ya mums so dumb she looked at a pure orange carton for two weeks just coz it said concentrate

  3. 168
    Isaiah Stover said:

      yo mommas teeth so yellow and her face is so black she looks like a pittsburg steelers helmet

  4. 169
    yo yoy ma said:

      yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down

  5. 170
    yo yoy ma said:

      yo mama so old she left her purse on noahas arce

  6. 171
    yo yoy ma said:

      yo mama so ghetto her idea of a furtune cookie is a oreo with a food stamp in the middle

  7. 172
    yo yoy ma said:

      yo mama is so fat she makes u look skinny

  8. 173
    yo yoy ma said:

      yo mama is soooooooo stupid she stuck a dubble a up her but ans said i got the power o ya

  9. 174
    yo yoy ma said:

      yo mama is so fat she was king kongs stunt double

  10. 175
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma soooooo fat she jumped on the rainbow and skittles came out yo momma so ugly she looked out of the window and got arrested for mooning yo momma so poor she stepped on a cocroach and she said clap yo hands stomp yo feet praise the lord we got something to eat yo momma so poor i saw her walking down the street with a coffee can and when i asked what she was doing she said moving. hustle loyalty respect by lil john

  11. 176
    nick watkins from whiting said:

      billy lattil really has to stop writing so stupid jokes and spelling words wrong, it’s not supposed to make you look stupid!

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