626 Responses to “Ur Momma Jokes for April 2007”

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1. 177
   nick watkins from whiting said:
   Posted: April 24th, 2007

   your momma’s like a boxer, she always comes back for more!

2. 178
   nick watkins from whiting said:
   Posted: April 24th, 2007

   your momma is so fat, she went to a hotel, ordered a waterbed, and they put a blanket over the ocean!

3. 179
   nick watkins from whiting said:
   Posted: April 24th, 2007

   your mom’s so poor, she lit a match, and the roaches came ut yelling, clap yo hands, stomp yo feet, thank the lord that we got heat!

4. 180
   nick watkins from whiting said:
   Posted: April 24th, 2007

   your mom’s so old, she reads the bible reminising

5. 181
   nick watkins from whiting said:
   Posted: April 24th, 2007

   your mom is so hairy, she’s got cornrows on her buttcheeks

6. 182
   jay said:
   Posted: April 25th, 2007

   yo mamma so fat when she tripped on a rock,i wanted to lagh but the ground was cracking up!!!!

7. 183
   jay said:
   Posted: April 25th, 2007

   i like ricky

8. 184
   jay said:
   Posted: April 25th, 2007

   yo moms so fat when she stepped on a scale it read to be continued

9. 185
   jay said:
   Posted: April 25th, 2007

   yo moms so fat when she went to a football game she sat next
   to everyone

10. 186
    jay said:
    Posted: April 25th, 2007

    yo moms so dumb she was on the way to the air port when she saw a sigh saying air port left so she turned around and went home

11. 187
    jay said:
    Posted: April 25th, 2007

    yo moms so fat when she turns around everyone throws a welcome back party

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