Yo momma is so old she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro
yo momma is so stupid when she saw the sigh at the movies that said under 17 not admotted she went home and got 16 friends
yo momma’s teeth are so yellow when she walked into church they’re like jesus has arrived
yo momma is so stupid if her brain were chocolate it wouldn’t fill an M&M
Posted: April 6th, 2007
yo momma so dumb when she was young and in school they asked her what was an organism and she said isnt that the pleasure during sex!
Posted: April 6th, 2007
yo mommas so fat, when she went to a resturant she luked at the menu and said ”OK”!!
Posted: April 6th, 2007
yo momma so fat she uses a mattres as a tampon
Posted: April 6th, 2007
yo momma so fat her legs r like spoiled milk - white and chunky
Posted: April 7th, 2007
Your momma is so hairy she has afros on her nipples!
your momma is so stupid she went to the lakers game to fish.
Your momma is so stupid she went to the heat game to get a tan
Your momma is so skinny she can hula hoop through a froot loop
your momma is so stupid and fat she went to the nuggets game just because she was hungry.
Posted: April 7th, 2007
YO MOMMA IS A REDNECK
Posted: April 7th, 2007
yo momma so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said,”i got energy” yea thats right!!
Posted: April 8th, 2007
Amy’s the one - Happy Birthday!
Posted: April 8th, 2007
Yo momma is so old she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro
yo momma is so stupid when she saw the sigh at the movies that said under 17 not admotted she went home and got 16 friends
yo momma’s teeth are so yellow when she walked into church they’re like jesus has arrived
yo momma is so stupid if her brain were chocolate it wouldn’t fill an M&M
Posted: April 8th, 2007
Yo momma is so stupid that she walked into a repair store with a donut and said there’s a hole in it!
Posted: April 8th, 2007
To momma is so dirty that she turned right guard into left!!