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626 Responses to “Ur Momma Jokes for April 2007”

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  1. 210
    jesus mendoza said:

      yo mama is so poor when she goes to KFC she has to lick other peoples fingers

  2. 211
    jesus mendoza said:

      yo mama so poor when i went over i asked wheres the bathroom she said…..third can on the right

  3. 212
    jesus mendoza said:

      yo mama is so ugly she turned Medusa into a stone
      oooooooooooo…..yall cant beat that

  4. 213
    jesus mendoza said:

      yo mama is so ugly she like the sun when they look at her they have to look away

  5. 214
    jesus mendoza said:

      your mother is so greasy Texaco buys oil from her

  6. 215
    jesus mendoza said:

      yo mama is so poor whan i ring the door bell I hear the toilet flush

  7. 216
    jesus mendoza said:

      your family is so poor they have to eat cereal with a fork to save milk

  8. 217
    jesus mendoza said:

      yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle and calls it air conditioning

  9. 218
    jesus mendoza said:

      yo mama so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

  10. 219
    jesus mendoza said:

      yo mama so stupid she got locked in a groceries store and starved

  11. 220
    jesus mendoza said:

      yo mama so stupid she bought a solar powered flash light

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