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622 Responses to “Ur Momma Jokes for April 2007”

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  1. 221
    jesus mendoza said:

      yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

  2. 222
    jesus mendoza said:

      yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out

  3. 223
    jesus mendoza said:

      yo mama so stupid she stole free bread

  4. 224
    jesus mendoza said:

      yo mama so stupid she went to take the 44 bus,and rode the 22 twice instead

  5. 225
    jesus mendoza said:

      yo mama so poor when i stepped on a cigarette she said who turned off the heater

  6. 226
    jesus mendoza said:

      yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on the water to take a bath

  7. 227
    jesus mendoza said:

      yo mama so dark she leaves finger prints an char coal…….sorry if it sounds racial

  8. 228
    jesus mendoza said:

      yo mama so nasty when she did the splits on the carpet she left a stane

  9. 229
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  10. 230
    frane said:

      your momma is so racist, she saw a black man and called him a chocolate-face and fixed him by putting whiteout all over him

  11. 231
    frane said:

      your momma is so fat, she has more CHINS than trhe chinese phone book

      oooooooooo burn

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