yo momma so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirit
yo momma so nasty when she went 2 red lobsters the waiter said what would you like she said oh dont worry i brought my own crabs
yo momma so poor for christmas she got a videotape of other people openin their presents
yo momma is like a gas station pay before you pump
Posted: April 30th, 2007
yo momma is soo fat she fills up the grand canyon
Posted: April 30th, 2007
yo momma is soo fat he belt size is the equator
Posted: April 30th, 2007
yo mommas so fat, her blood type is Rague…….
Ha Haaaaaaaaa!
Posted: April 30th, 2007
yo mammas so old, her birth certificate says “expired”……
Posted: April 30th, 2007
yo mammas so ulgly, the last time she heard a wistle was when she got hit by a Train!!
Posted: April 30th, 2007
yo mammas so ugly, she uses a line of makeup called ” Why Bother……..”.
Posted: April 30th, 2007
Your momma is so sad, She went on this website.
Posted: April 30th, 2007
yo momma so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirit
Posted: April 30th, 2007
yo momma so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirit
yo momma so nasty when she went 2 red lobsters the waiter said what would you like she said oh dont worry i brought my own crabs
yo momma so poor for christmas she got a videotape of other people openin their presents
yo momma is like a gas station pay before you pump
Posted: April 30th, 2007
yo mama so short she had to slam dunk her bus fare
yo mama so old she farted and had a heart attack
Posted: May 1st, 2007
yo momma so poor she put a milkshake on layaway