647 Responses to “Ur Momma Jokes for April 2007”

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1. 254
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: May 1st, 2007

   yo momma’s so ugly, when she was born, the doctor Slapped Her Parents!

2. 255
   Ty(e) said:
   Posted: May 1st, 2007

   ha haaaaa!!!!!!!

3. 256
   Ty(e) said:
   Posted: May 1st, 2007

   yo momma’s so dum, she failed a survey, ( for those of u who don’t know, U CANT FAIL A SURVEY!!)

4. 257
   Ty(e) said:
   Posted: May 1st, 2007

   yo mammas so dum, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it

5. 258
   Ty(e) said:
   Posted: May 1st, 2007

   yo mammas so ugly, she goes to a strip joint and they pay her to keep her clothes on!

6. 259
   Ty(e) said:
   Posted: May 1st, 2007

   yo maams so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn the cameras off!!

7. 260
   Itachi said:
   Posted: May 1st, 2007

   Your mother is so fat even NARUTO can’t belive it….

8. 261
   Pat Mybutt said:
   Posted: May 1st, 2007

   Your Mom is so fat it told her to suck a dick and she licked my ass!!!!!!!!!!
   Bet you didn’t see that coming you n00bs

9. 262
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: May 1st, 2007

   yo momma so fat ir takes atleast 40days jus to get on her good side!!

10. 263
    chani n frankee said:
    Posted: May 1st, 2007

    yo momma so skinny pole dancers use HER as the pole

11. 264
    chani n frankee said:
    Posted: May 1st, 2007

    yo momma so ugly people asked for her autograph when she asked why,they said arnt you freddy kruger?

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