646 Responses to “Ur Momma Jokes for April 2007”

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1. 276
   shahin said:
   Posted: May 5th, 2007

   yo momma is so fat that when she sees a yellow bus with white people in it she say ay STOP THAT TWINKEY.

2. 277
   shahin said:
   Posted: May 5th, 2007

   YO MOMMA IS SO OLD WHEN I SLAP HER HER TITIE FALL OFF.

3. 278
   shahin said:
   Posted: May 5th, 2007

   YO MOMMA IS SO POOR SHE HAD TO USE A SPONE TO SAVE MILK.

4. 279
   shahin said:
   Posted: May 5th, 2007

   YO MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FARTS SHE COUSE A TORNADO

5. 280
   Emmie Parker said:
   Posted: May 6th, 2007

   ~Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

6. 281
   Emmie Parker said:
   Posted: May 6th, 2007

   ~Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, “What a treasure!” and her father said, “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
   

7. 282
   Eric said:
   Posted: May 6th, 2007

   yo momma is so fat that when she walks her feet argue………
   yo momma is so fat when she blinks her eyes clap….
   yo momma is so stupid, so stipid, so stupid she talks like this, like this,like this…

8. 283
   Eric said:
   Posted: May 6th, 2007

   yo momma is so fat that when she walks her feet argue………
   yo momma is so fat when she blinks her eyes clap….

9. 284
   jose said:
   Posted: May 6th, 2007

   yo momma is so black she driks water
   and pees coffe

10. 285
    jose said:
    Posted: May 6th, 2007

    your mom’s so stupid she got locked in the bathroom
    and she peed in her pants

11. 286
    jose said:
    Posted: May 6th, 2007

    your mom’s so old she farts dust

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