Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince
yo momma like a doorknob everyone gets a turn
your house so dirty i had to wipe my feet just to go outside
yo momma is so stupid she though a quaterback is a refund
yo momma is like a bowling ball pick her up finger her and throw down the alley
Posted: May 6th, 2007
your mom is so skinny she jumped off an airplane
and flew up
Posted: May 6th, 2007
your mom is so ugly the neighbors broke in her
house just to close the curtains
Posted: May 6th, 2007
your momma is so fat if she sits on a dollar bill
she’ll make 100 pennies
Posted: May 6th, 2007
your momma is so poor I went to her house and tried fliking
a booger off the wall she said “quit messing with
the family picture”
Posted: May 6th, 2007
your mom is so ugly she went to
an ugly contest they said no proffessionals
Posted: May 7th, 2007
yo momma is so fat that when she broke her leg gravy poured out!
Posted: May 7th, 2007
yo momma is so old her birth certificate says expired
Posted: May 7th, 2007
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince
Posted: May 7th, 2007
Billy Latil is so dumb he doesn’t know that the letter after ‘w’ is ‘x’!!!
Posted: May 8th, 2007
marcus is so stupid
Posted: May 8th, 2007
yo momma like a doorknob everyone gets a turn
your house so dirty i had to wipe my feet just to go outside
yo momma is so stupid she though a quaterback is a refund
yo momma is like a bowling ball pick her up finger her and throw down the alley