646 Responses to “Ur Momma Jokes for April 2007”

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1. 309
   nicole said:
   Posted: May 9th, 2007

   yo mommas so damn ugly, when she looked in a mirror her reflection gave her the middle finger

2. 310
   bullhead said:
   Posted: May 9th, 2007

   Yo momma is so fat people call her fatty

3. 311
   Yo momma said:
   Posted: May 9th, 2007

   yo momma so stupid she sucked everyones d!ck to g@yness

4. 312
   u stupid said:
   Posted: May 9th, 2007

   yo momma is madass gay

5. 313
   suck said:
   Posted: May 9th, 2007

   yo momma so stupid she shoved dubble A batterys and said ” I got the power”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6. 314
   anton b said:
   Posted: May 10th, 2007

   yo mamma is so gay micheal jackson ran away from her

7. 315
   anton b said:
   Posted: May 10th, 2007

   ur family is so poor they live in a three story dorito bag

8. 316
   anton b said:
   Posted: May 10th, 2007

   yo momma is so fat that she has to put mayo on her morning pills

9. 317
   george said:
   Posted: May 10th, 2007

   yo momma’s so fat that when she steped on a scale it said i person at a time

10. 318
    ~*~kimba~*~ said:
    Posted: May 10th, 2007

    your moms so cheap she chases the bin lorry wiff a shopping list

11. 319
    ~*~kimba~*~ said:
    Posted: May 10th, 2007

    you had a gang bang wi julie miller in the paddling pool and u left ur cum 2 simmer with pig and a stik (this is based on a true story) then the next day her kid was drinking the cum and said ive never tasted salt milkshake before!!!

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