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622 Responses to “Ur Momma Jokes for April 2007”

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  1. 23
    Steven, Weston, Ben, Luke, and Zach said:

      Yo momma’s alive!!

  2. 24
    Steven, Weston, Ben, Luke, and Zach said:

      Yo momma’s poop is so big that– uhh–that– uhh… Wutever I dont have a freaking joke!

  3. 25
    Steven, Weston, Ben, Luke, and Zach said:

      Yo momma is so fat that she jumped into the air and she got stuck!

  4. 26
    Bed Stuy Gangsta said:

      Yo momma come from bed stuy

  5. 27
    Anonymous said:

      You mama is so stupid she stared at an orange juice bottle for 2 days because it said concentrate!

  6. 28
    Anonymous said:

      Yo mama so ugly she walk out to the nuclear war zone and they said OMG a beast shoot it!

  7. 29
    Anonymous said:

      YO mama so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it said WTF!

  8. 30
    Anonymous said:

      Yo mama looks so dumb everyone said look its Jake from kindergarten!

  9. 31
    Anonymous said:

      Yo mama’s so Dumb she failed kindergarten and everyone called her Jake!

  10. 32
    Anonymous said:

      Yo mama’s so fat she jumped on the couch and everyone started screaming! including Jake!

  11. 33
    Anonymous said:

      yo mamma so stupid she got lost on a one way road

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