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669 Responses to “Ur Momma Jokes for April 2007”

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  1. 34
    Anonymous said:

      Yo mama’s so fat and stupid she walked out the front yard the people yelled OMG its Jake! Shoot his As!

  2. 35
    Big fat mamma said:

      yo momma so fat she had to use neck deoderant

  3. 36
    Anonymous said:

      yo mamas so Stupid everyone yelled its Jake from kindergarten! i hear he passed it finnaly at the age of 22! hes so FUcin stupid

  4. 37
    Anonymous said:

      Yo mamas so Dum the CALLED OUT FOR JAKE SHE CAME RUNNIN! AND SAID I PASSED KINDERGARTEN AT MY CURRENT AGE 50!

  5. 38
    billy latil said:

      yo momma so black she turned oreos inside out!

      yo mommas teeth are so yellow,she smiled and traffic slowed down!!!!

      yo momma so stupid she robbed a store and left money!!!!

      yo mommas so stupid she had a peice of paper that said dont write below this line____________________________________________________ and she wrote ok!!!!!!!

      yo mommas so slow she starting singing(the horse race song)

  6. 39
    billy latil said:

      yo mommas so fat she walked in front of the tv and i missed the whole basketball season!!!

      yo mommas so poor i saw her walking down the street with one shoe on, i said ” you lose a shoe and she said “no i found one!!!!!!

      yo mommas so ugly and fat she walked down the street and everyone started yelling:godzilla!!!!!!!!!!!

      yo mommas so stupid she went to a clippers game to get her hair cut!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. 40
    billy latil said:

      yo mommas soshort she uses toilet paper as a towel!!!!!!

      yo mommas so small i got out a bottle of water and she said wat are u doing with my pool???

      yo mommas so stupid she asked wat came after the letter ‘w’ and i said ‘y’ and she said because i wanna know thats why!!!!!!!!!

  8. 41
    billy latil said:

      yo mommas so stupid she started yelling in an envaloope i said watcha doing she said im trying to send voice mail!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  9. 42
    billy latil said:

      yo mommas so tall every time she does a backflip she kicks jesus in the chin*stop playin*

      yo mommas so fat she ordered eveything on the diners menu and said”im on a diet”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      mess with me ill go yomma on yo butts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. 43
    billy latil said:

      yo mommas so poor i said can i go to the bathroom she said sorry all out of corners!!!!

      yo mommas so old when she breast feeds powder comes out!!!!!!!!!!

  11. 44
    justin mallett said:

      your momma so fat she dosn’t need a car all she has to do is roll

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