635 Responses to “Ur Momma Jokes for April 2007”

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1. 45
   justin mallett said:
   Posted: April 10th, 2007

   yo momma so dumb/fat she broke the tv lookin for the tv dinner

2. 46
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: April 10th, 2007

   yo moma so fat she went to the beach and a whale saw her and it said ”we r family”

3. 47
   andyh2 said:
   Posted: April 10th, 2007

   Yo momma so fat she thinks every national anthem is “the snack that smiles back BIG MACS”

4. 48
   Sophia said:
   Posted: April 10th, 2007

   yo momma so fat she went to macdonals tripped over burgerking and landed on wendys.

5. 49
   joey!! said:
   Posted: April 10th, 2007

   ur moms sao fat she fel in love and broke it!
   ur moms so poor she used foodstamps at the vending michine

6. 50
   frenchgirl said:
   Posted: April 10th, 2007

   yo momma’s so fat that when she jumped into the Atlantic ocean Spain claimed that there was a new continent.

7. 51
   SIR said:
   Posted: April 10th, 2007

   YO MAMA IS SOOO FAT….HER BELLY BUTTON DOESN’T HAVE LINT…IT HAS SHEEP……….

8. 52
   yo yo yo momma said:
   Posted: April 10th, 2007

   yo momma like a fine restaurant, she only takes it in the rear

9. 53
   yo yo yo momma said:
   Posted: April 10th, 2007

   yo momma so fat when she go to the beach, peole yell “free willy”

10. 54
    yo yo yo momma said:
    Posted: April 10th, 2007

    yo momma so flat, she jealous of a wall

11. 55
    yo yo yo momma said:
    Posted: April 10th, 2007

    yo momma like a telephone booth, she only a quarter to use, and is on every corner

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