669 Responses to “Ur Momma Jokes for April 2007”

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1. 584
   caitlen baker (if u want more jokes email me at caitlen11@yahoo.com said:
   Posted: April 13th, 2008

   ur momma so fat that when she put on a yellow rain coat people started screaming taxie!!

2. 585
   caitlen baker (if u want more jokes email me at caitlen11@yahoo.com said:
   Posted: April 13th, 2008

   ur momma so fat that when her beeper went of people starting running away cuz they thought a bus was backing up!!!

3. 586
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: April 15th, 2008

   Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!

4. 587
   steven said:
   Posted: April 17th, 2008

   your mum is so fat her favorite instrument is the dinner bell

5. 588
   junaid & khuzaim said:
   Posted: April 18th, 2008

   ur monnos so hairy that when she got out of the bath it looks like she had 2 gorrilas under her armpits

6. 589
   chong said:
   Posted: April 20th, 2008

   yo momma so fat she eats wheat thicks

7. 590
   not tellin ya said:
   Posted: April 23rd, 2008

   these jokes r so not funny nd there so fckin old

8. 591
   not tellin ya said:
   Posted: May 6th, 2008

   ur all so fckin thick dat u make dumb ppl look intelligent

9. 592
   not tellin ya said:
   Posted: May 6th, 2008

   phil banwell smells lyk ur mamma

10. 593
    not tellin ya said:
    Posted: May 6th, 2008

    some 1 told me ur momma went runnin last night coz she couldnt take her yellow jacket of b coz their woz stuck 2 her teeth coz they had so much plague on them

11. 594
    Lucas#16 said:
    Posted: May 8th, 2008

    ur momma so fat when she put on a green dress and went to tokyo everyone started to scream (AHHHHH ITS GODZILLA!!!!!!!! )

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