646 Responses to “Ur Momma Jokes for April 2007”

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1. 67
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: April 11th, 2007

   ur mom is food!!!

2. 68
   Breezy and My said:
   Posted: April 11th, 2007

   yo momma is so fat that she eats kids for breakfast.

   Yo momma so poor she went to the liquor store and said can i get a shot.

   Yo momma’z teeth is so yellow when you turn out the lights they glow in the dark.

3. 69
   Breezy and My said:
   Posted: April 11th, 2007

   yo momma so fat she wipes her butt with a whole roll of toliet paper…………………LOL

4. 70
   Kelsey said:
   Posted: April 11th, 2007

   Yo momma so hairy you almost died of a rug burn at birth

5. 71
   Kelsey said:
   Posted: April 11th, 2007

   Yo momma’s like a vacuum..she sucks, blows, and gets laid in a closet

6. 72
   jessica said:
   Posted: April 11th, 2007

   ur mom is like gross….ewwww

7. 73
   homie J said:
   Posted: April 11th, 2007

   dude ur mom is hot…yum yum

8. 74
   homie J said:
   Posted: April 11th, 2007

   your momma so old when she farts dust comes out

9. 75
   homie J said:
   Posted: April 11th, 2007

   your momma so old that wen she breasfeeds all taht comes out is powder

10. 76
    homie J said:
    Posted: April 11th, 2007

    ur momma so fat that when she stepped on the scale it broke!!!!

11. 77
    homie J said:
    Posted: April 11th, 2007

    ur mom is so frickin hot that i wanna have sex with her

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