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622 Responses to “Ur Momma Jokes for April 2007”

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  1. 89
    Rob said:

      Yo Mommas’ belly button is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo big, Batman took a look inside and said, “Ooooo, a New Bat Cave, and even bigger that my last one!”

  2. 90
    Rob said:

      Yo papa is so old he thinks baby neew year is his lil’ bro…………..
      Was that funny?

  3. 91
    Rob said:

      yo momma is so dum she went to find a library in a book.

  4. 92
    Rob said:

      Yo momma is so stupid she refidgerates glue.

  5. 93
    Rob said:

      Yo momma is so fat she went fishing and saw a whale, and the whale said, ” We are family even though your bigger than me.”

  6. 94
    Rob said:

      jjjjjjjjjjjjjkhjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  7. 95
    Rob said:

      sorry my keyboard was messed up!

  8. 96
    Rob said:

      Yo momma is so stupid that she sold her car for a novelty horne.

  9. 97
    da best joke said:

      your mum is so fat she went kfc and asked for 24 breasts 10 legs 5 thighs so they pulled her across the countah lol

  10. 98
    Anonymous said:

      im gonna beast you, your momma’s like a vaccum cleaner see sucks, she blows, she swallows. Your momma’s like a vaccum, she sucks and blows and gets banged in a closet.

  11. 99
    Anonymous said:

      ur mommas so old she has jesus in her elementry year book

      ur momma so stupid she had sex with ur dad
      ur so stupid ur stupid

      ur momma so fat shes fat

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