106 Responses to “User Jokes - Yo Mama Style”

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   best said:
   Posted: December 30th, 2006

   Yo momma so nasty, even Charlie Sheen wouldn’t sleep with her.

2. 2
   Yo Momma's Master said:
   Posted: December 30th, 2006

   Yo momma so ugly, she looks like Brittny Spears pussy.

3. 3
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: January 4th, 2007

   Yo momma’s so hairy she uses a weed wacker to shave her armpits

4. 4
   kee-kee said:
   Posted: January 5th, 2007

   yo mooma so ugly people go as her for halloween

5. 5
   akilah said:
   Posted: January 6th, 2007

   yo momma is so fat that she pee ketcup as her period

6. 6
   afro said:
   Posted: January 9th, 2007

   yo momma’s so fat when she fell in love…….. SHE BROKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7. 7
   afro said:
   Posted: January 9th, 2007

   yo momma’s ears are so big, she uses 21 inch rims as studs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8. 8
   afro said:
   Posted: January 9th, 2007

   yo momma’s so fat, she puts mayonnaise on her aspirins!!!!!!!!!!!

9. 9
   afro said:
   Posted: January 9th, 2007

   yo momma is so fat and retarted when the doorbell rang she opened the refrigarator

10. 10
    afro said:
    Posted: January 10th, 2007

    yo momma’s so skinny she could dodge rain

11. 11
    afro said:
    Posted: January 10th, 2007

    yo momma’s so fat they had to put speed bumps in the buffet to slow her down

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