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108 Responses to “User Jokes - Yo Mama Style”

  1. 1
    best said:

      Yo momma so nasty, even Charlie Sheen wouldn’t sleep with her.

  2. 2
    Yo Momma's Master said:

      Yo momma so ugly, she looks like Brittny Spears pussy.

  3. 3
    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma’s so hairy she uses a weed wacker to shave her armpits

  4. 4
    kee-kee said:

      yo mooma so ugly people go as her for halloween

  5. 5
    akilah said:

      yo momma is so fat that she pee ketcup as her period

  6. 6
    afro said:

      yo momma’s so fat when she fell in love…….. SHE BROKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. 7
    afro said:

      yo momma’s ears are so big, she uses 21 inch rims as studs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. 8
    afro said:

      yo momma’s so fat, she puts mayonnaise on her aspirins!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. 9
    afro said:

      yo momma is so fat and retarted when the doorbell rang she opened the refrigarator

  10. 10
    afro said:

      yo momma’s so skinny she could dodge rain

  11. 11
    afro said:

      yo momma’s so fat they had to put speed bumps in the buffet to slow her down

  12. 12
    afro said:

      yo momma’s so ugly, she makes Bhana Elias look hott(really ugly girl in grade 6)

  13. 13
    Mandy said:

      Yo mamma so Skinny she had to do the matrix just to get wet

  14. 14
    Mandy said:

      yo mamma so fat she tried to get to mcdonalds but she tripped over wendy’s and landed on burger King

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    gavin said:

      Yo momma’s so hairy she got afros on her nipples

  16. 16
    gavin said:

      yo momma’s so fat when she went to school she sat next to everybody

  17. 17
    gavin said:

      yo moma so old she don’t know 50 cent and I ain’t talkin bout the rapper

  18. 18
    gavin said:

      yo momma so ugly that when she died hell turned her down

  19. 19
    gavin said:

      yo momma so ugly when she died hell turned her down

  20. 20
    jen said:

      yo momma is so stupid and fat, she took a spoon to the super bowl

  21. 21
    jen said:

      Yo momma so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest they said “sorry no professionals”

  22. 22
    jen said:

      Yo momma’s so fat when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party

  23. 23
    jen said:

      yo momma’s so stupid she got stabbed in a shootout

  24. 24
    braadley martin said:

      yo momma is so ugly she made ray charles flich

  25. 25
    braadley martin said:

      yo mommas so black she went to night c=school and got counted absent

  26. 26
    braadley martin said:

      yo mommas so black wen i shot at her the bullets came back with a flashlight and said i cant find the bitch

  27. 27
    Fillings said:

      Your mother is so dumb she told all you losers GOOD-BYE

  28. 28
    myspace gangster said:

      your mother is so cute her ass smells good

  29. 29
    myspace jumpoff said:

      yo momma is so dirty she keeps soil in her fat

  30. 30
    Anonymous said:

      i fucked your mom

  31. 31
    cody said:

      yo momma so poor when you walked in the front door you came out the back

  32. 32
    Gunny said:

      your mamma is so dumb dat wen she waz on da run and lights started to flash at her she said ‘lets get this party started,

  33. 33
    Gunny said:

      ur dad so hairy he wen he got a cocksuck his wife said wheres your dick

  34. 34
    Gunny said:

      Ur dad so hairy dat on his balls he hass’nt got a afro he takes ta da nxt level

  35. 35
    Gunny said:

      me an ur mum were doing it in bed oi was fuckin her so hard ma sperm ran out

  36. 36
    Gunny said:

      ur mum and i waz havin sex bcauz ur dads dick was to small for ya mum

  37. 37
    *$* Baller *$* said:

      yo mommaz so fat, people use her belly button as a jacuzzi

  38. 38
    *$* Baller *$* said:

      yo mommaz so poor wen she ordered a large pizza, she had to go outside to eat it

  39. 39
    *$* Baller *$* said:

      yo mamaz so fat, her nickname is “Lardo“

  40. 40
    *$* Baller *$* said:

      yo mama got anotha nickname: “Rambo“

  41. 41
    *$* Baller *$* said:

      yo mommaz so fat, wen she stepped into mexico da mexicans call her “EL BURRITO MUCHA GRANDE“

  42. 42
    *$* Baller *$* said:

      yo mommaz so fat wen she stepped into japan da japanese were like “AH! ITS GODZILLA!“

  43. 43
    *$* Baller *$* said:

      yo mommaz so smelly, we sent her to india so da indians can use her clothez as air fresheners! i dunno how we fitted her in da cargo plane

  44. 44
    cheezwhiz said:

      Yo Mamma so stupid….
      She bet AGAINST the Harlem Globe Trotters!!

  45. 45
    cheezwhiz said:

      Yo Momma so stupid…
      I won 15 bucks off of her on the football game…

      And another 20 on the replay!!!!!!

  46. 46
    cheezwhiz said:

      Yo momma is so old and big…
      She’s the reason the dinosaurs went extinct!!

  47. 47
    cheezwhiz said:

      Yo momma is so fat…
      On Holloween, people asked her why she had a black sheet over herself,
      And she said she was going as night!!

  48. 48
    cheezwhiz said:

      Yo mooma is so tiny…
      That when she stepped over the curb you could hear,
      AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  49. 49
    cheezwhiz said:

      Yo momma is so ugly…
      That the Thing won’t go next to her.

  50. 50
    cheezwhiz said:

      I am so BA!

  51. 51
    Garner said:

      Yo mama is so fat, her bathtub had stretch marks

  52. 52
    Garner said:

      Yo mama is so poor, when someone walked in the house and stepped on a cigeratte she said who turned off the heat

  53. 53
    lock the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:

      Ya mum so dumb, she put a stamp on a fax!!! hahahah

  54. 54
    Diffa said:

      Your mom’s so funky she used secret and it told on her.

  55. 55
    sk8aboi said:

      yo mommas so fukin stupid she fuked a tree branch…ha ha fukin losers get a life

  56. 56
    Jonni said:

      yo momma so ugly freddy crouger has nightmares abt HER

  57. 57
    Anonymous said:

      F##K U SK8ABOI

  58. 58
    Anonymous said:

      Your mums so fat, when she stood on the weighing scales they said ‘To Be Continued’

  59. 59
    Jody said:

      Your mums so fat, i tried to drive around her and ran outta gas

  60. 60
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so big wheen she takes her pant off even har shadow got strech marks

  61. 61
    sparkz said:

      yo momma is so stupid she sat on da tv n watched da couch

  62. 62
    sparkz said:

      yo moma so fat whn she went 2 da beach little kids ran around her singing free willy…..

  63. 63
    sparkz said:

      yo stupid dat wen she was kicking a can down da street every 1 thought she was moving house….

  64. 64
    sparkz said:

      yo moma so fat dat wen she put a yellow rain coat on every1 yelld out taxi..

  65. 65
    sparkz said:

      yo moma so dumb she staired at a orange juice container, because it said concentrate

  66. 66
    sparkz said:

      yo momma so stupid she missed da 44 so she cought da 22 twice

  67. 67
    sparkz said:

      yo moma so dumb wen she was goin 2 da airport she saw a sign saying airport left, and turned around and went home

  68. 68
    sparkz said:

      yo momma so stupid dat she went on the internet and it said free porn n she said wea

  69. 69
    sparkz said:

      yo momma so dumb dat wen i said no she said yes

  70. 70
    sparkz said:

      yo momma so gae dat she makes elton john look straight

  71. 71
    sparkz said:

      yo momma so silly dat wen i said monkey she laughed.

  72. 72
    sparkz said:

      lol lok a girraffe haha yo mum suks

  73. 73
    sparkz said:

      yo momma so stupid i said penut n she said they arnt dat small.

  74. 74
    sparkz said:

      yo momma so ugly she makes jack rusibridge lok gud.

  75. 75
    Anonymous said:

      sk8ter 101
      yo mama is so hairy that
      that wen u wer born u got
      rugburnt

  76. 76
    Anonymous said:

      Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals

  77. 77
    Big Z said:

      Yo momma like Pizza Hut, guaran-damn-teed to cum in thirty minutes or less!

  78. 78
    Big Z said:

      Yo momma is just like a refrigerator, everybody sticks they meat in her.

  79. 79
    Big Z said:

      Yo momma’s teeth are so yellow, she pulls her teeth for Fiddy Cent’s bling.

  80. 80
    MY$TAH BIG said:

      yo mama so flat she make the walls jealous

  81. 81
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so fat that she triped and fell ,I didnt want to laugh but the ground was crackin up.

  82. 82
    badman said:

      yo momma so fat that she triped and fell ,I didnt want to laugh but the ground was crackin up.

  83. 83
    Smurf said:

      yo momma so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead so she could make up her mind.

  84. 84
    jtgghard88 said:

      yo momma so nasty yo daddy takes her to work so he wont have to kiss her goodbye

  85. 85
    tylah said:

      yo mama looks so ugly people said y do u want 2 look like daylei

  86. 86
    justin said:

      yo momma so fat when she jumped up and down the radio skipped…

  87. 87
    preet said:

      u r so ugly when u were born the police came to arrest ur parents for littering in the hospital

  88. 88
    preet said:

      \go suck your dick u baller

  89. 89
    Tiffany said:

      yo momma so old she she see lj and thinks its a good looking man

  90. 90
    Anonymous said:

      HA HA

  91. 91
    DAZJAHAKABALLER said:

      HA HA FUNNY JOKES

  92. 92
    QUE said:

      YO MOMMA LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE EVERYBODY HANG DA ***** on her

  93. 93
    quips said:

      yo mo

  94. 94
    quips said:

      yo mama so bald she can be a stunt for vein raines

  95. 95
    errm said:

      yo mama`s so stupid AND ugly, she wanted to audition for Shrek.

  96. 96
    sheandre said:

      yo momma SP STUPID she waited for a stop sign to turn Green

  97. 97
    sheandre said:

      yo daddy walks into a bar and says ill have 20 martinis the bartender goes y he goes i just gave my first bj

  98. 98
    karmel said:

      your mommas so fat that when she hauls ass she gotta make 2 trips

  99. 99
    MOMAAAAAAAAAAAA! said:

      ur moma soooo fat that the mayor of the town came up to her and said this town isnt big enough for the 2 of us

  100. 100
    diiriye said:

      yo momma so fat that she had to go have parents evening in the field.not in (da school.)

  101. 101
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so ugly people pressed her face in dough to make gorrila coockies

  102. 102
    chillie said:

      yo mooma so fat that when your dad told her it was chillie she went and got a spoon

  103. 103
    marhon said:

      yo momma’s so ugly she came into a haunted house and came out w/ a job application

  104. 104
    marhon said:

      Yo momma’s so fat her face on her ID was one side on the front … one on the back

  105. 105
    marhon said:

      Yo momma’s so ghetto instead of blood in her periods kool-aid comes out

  106. 106
    LIL-R-213 said:

      YO MOMMA SO DICKLESS SHE HAD 2 USE A DILDO

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    ;aslkdsl;aslkdsl;alsdkls;a said:

      Yo momma’s so old she watched Passion of the Christ…LIVE

  108. 108
    asianfreaks! said:

      yo momma is so fat she looks at poop and get hungry!

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