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400 Yo Momma Jokes in “User Jokes - Yo Mama Style”



  1. best's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so nasty, even Charlie Sheen wouldn’t sleep with her.



  2. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so hairy she uses a weed wacker to shave her armpits



  3. kee-kee's Momma Joke:

    yo mooma so ugly people go as her for halloween



  4. akilah's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that she pee ketcup as her period



  5. afro's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat when she fell in love…….. SHE BROKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  6. afro's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s ears are so big, she uses 21 inch rims as studs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  7. afro's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat, she puts mayonnaise on her aspirins!!!!!!!!!!!



  8. afro's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat and retarted when the doorbell rang she opened the refrigarator



  9. afro's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so skinny she could dodge rain



  10. afro's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat they had to put speed bumps in the buffet to slow her down



  11. afro's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so ugly, she makes Bhana Elias look hott(really ugly girl in grade 6)



  12. Mandy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so Skinny she had to do the matrix just to get wet



  13. Mandy's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she tried to get to mcdonalds but she tripped over wendy’s and landed on burger King



  14. gavin's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so hairy she got afros on her nipples



  15. gavin's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat when she went to school she sat next to everybody



  16. gavin's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so old she don’t know 50 cent and I ain’t talkin bout the rapper



  17. gavin's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly that when she died hell turned her down



  18. gavin's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when she died hell turned her down



  19. jen's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid and fat, she took a spoon to the super bowl



  20. jen's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest they said “sorry no professionals”



  21. jen's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party



  22. jen's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so stupid she got stabbed in a shootout



  23. braadley martin's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she made ray charles flich



  24. braadley martin's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so black she went to night c=school and got counted absent



  25. braadley martin's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so black wen i shot at her the bullets came back with a flashlight and said i cant find the bitch



  26. Fillings's Momma Joke:

    Your mother is so dumb she told all you losers GOOD-BYE



  27. myspace gangster's Momma Joke:

    your mother is so cute her ass smells good



  28. myspace jumpoff's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dirty she keeps soil in her fat



  29. cody's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor when you walked in the front door you came out the back



  30. Gunny's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so dumb dat wen she waz on da run and lights started to flash at her she said ‘lets get this party started,



  31. Gunny's Momma Joke:

    Ur dad so hairy dat on his balls he hass’nt got a afro he takes ta da nxt level



  32. Gunny's Momma Joke:

    ur mum and i waz havin sex bcauz ur dads dick was to small for ya mum



  33. *$* Baller *$*'s Momma Joke:

    yo mommaz so fat, people use her belly button as a jacuzzi



  34. *$* Baller *$*'s Momma Joke:

    yo mommaz so poor wen she ordered a large pizza, she had to go outside to eat it



  35. *$* Baller *$*'s Momma Joke:

    yo mamaz so fat, her nickname is “Lardo“



  36. *$* Baller *$*'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama got anotha nickname: “Rambo“



  37. *$* Baller *$*'s Momma Joke:

    yo mommaz so fat, wen she stepped into mexico da mexicans call her “EL BURRITO MUCHA GRANDE“



  38. *$* Baller *$*'s Momma Joke:

    yo mommaz so fat wen she stepped into japan da japanese were like “AH! ITS GODZILLA!“



  39. *$* Baller *$*'s Momma Joke:

    yo mommaz so smelly, we sent her to india so da indians can use her clothez as air fresheners! i dunno how we fitted her in da cargo plane



  40. cheezwhiz's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma so stupid….
    She bet AGAINST the Harlem Globe Trotters!!



  41. cheezwhiz's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so stupid…
    I won 15 bucks off of her on the football game…

    And another 20 on the replay!!!!!!



  42. cheezwhiz's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so old and big…
    She’s the reason the dinosaurs went extinct!!



  43. cheezwhiz's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat…
    On Holloween, people asked her why she had a black sheet over herself,
    And she said she was going as night!!



  44. cheezwhiz's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly…
    That the Thing won’t go next to her.



  45. cheezwhiz's Momma Joke:

    I am so BA!



  46. Garner's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat, her bathtub had stretch marks



  47. Garner's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so poor, when someone walked in the house and stepped on a cigeratte she said who turned off the heat



  48. lock the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    Ya mum so dumb, she put a stamp on a fax!!! hahahah



  49. Diffa's Momma Joke:

    Your mom’s so funky she used secret and it told on her.



  50. Jonni's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly freddy crouger has nightmares abt HER



  51. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    F##K U SK8ABOI



  52. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your mums so fat, when she stood on the weighing scales they said ‘To Be Continued’



  53. Jody's Momma Joke:

    Your mums so fat, i tried to drive around her and ran outta gas



  54. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so big wheen she takes her pant off even har shadow got strech marks



  55. sparkz's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she sat on da tv n watched da couch



  56. sparkz's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so fat whn she went 2 da beach little kids ran around her singing free willy…..



  57. sparkz's Momma Joke:

    yo stupid dat wen she was kicking a can down da street every 1 thought she was moving house….



  58. sparkz's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so fat dat wen she put a yellow rain coat on every1 yelld out taxi..



  59. sparkz's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so dumb she staired at a orange juice container, because it said concentrate



  60. sparkz's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she missed da 44 so she cought da 22 twice



  61. sparkz's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so dumb wen she was goin 2 da airport she saw a sign saying airport left, and turned around and went home



  62. sparkz's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid dat she went on the internet and it said free porn n she said wea



  63. sparkz's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb dat wen i said no she said yes



  64. sparkz's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so gae dat she makes elton john look straight



  65. sparkz's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so silly dat wen i said monkey she laughed.



  66. sparkz's Momma Joke:

    lol lok a girraffe haha yo mum suks



  67. sparkz's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid i said penut n she said they arnt dat small.



  68. sparkz's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she makes jack rusibridge lok gud.



  69. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    sk8ter 101
    yo mama is so hairy that
    that wen u wer born u got
    rugburnt



  70. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals



  71. Big Z's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma like Pizza Hut, guaran-damn-teed to cum in thirty minutes or less!



  72. Big Z's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is just like a refrigerator, everybody sticks they meat in her.



  73. Big Z's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s teeth are so yellow, she pulls her teeth for Fiddy Cent’s bling.



  74. MY$TAH BIG's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so flat she make the walls jealous



  75. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that she triped and fell ,I didnt want to laugh but the ground was crackin up.



  76. badman's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that she triped and fell ,I didnt want to laugh but the ground was crackin up.



  77. Smurf's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead so she could make up her mind.



  78. jtgghard88's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so nasty yo daddy takes her to work so he wont have to kiss her goodbye



  79. tylah's Momma Joke:

    yo mama looks so ugly people said y do u want 2 look like daylei



  80. justin's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she jumped up and down the radio skipped…



  81. preet's Momma Joke:

    u r so ugly when u were born the police came to arrest ur parents for littering in the hospital



  82. preet's Momma Joke:

    \go suck your dick u baller



  83. Tiffany's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she she see lj and thinks its a good looking man



  84. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    HA HA



  85. DAZJAHAKABALLER's Momma Joke:

    HA HA FUNNY JOKES



  86. QUE's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE EVERYBODY HANG DA ***** on her



  87. quips's Momma Joke:

    yo mo



  88. quips's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so bald she can be a stunt for vein raines



  89. errm's Momma Joke:

    yo mama`s so stupid AND ugly, she wanted to audition for Shrek.



  90. sheandre's Momma Joke:

    yo momma SP STUPID she waited for a stop sign to turn Green



  91. sheandre's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy walks into a bar and says ill have 20 martinis the bartender goes y he goes i just gave my first bj



  92. karmel's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat that when she hauls ass she gotta make 2 trips



  93. diiriye's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that she had to go have parents evening in the field.not in (da school.)



  94. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly people pressed her face in dough to make gorrila coockies



  95. chillie's Momma Joke:

    yo mooma so fat that when your dad told her it was chillie she went and got a spoon



  96. marhon's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so ugly she came into a haunted house and came out w/ a job application



  97. marhon's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat her face on her ID was one side on the front … one on the back



  98. marhon's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so ghetto instead of blood in her periods kool-aid comes out



  99. LIL-R-213's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO DICKLESS SHE HAD 2 USE A DILDO



  100. ;aslkdsl;aslkdsl;alsdkls;a's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so old she watched Passion of the Christ…LIVE



  101. asianfreaks!'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she looks at poop and get hungry!



  102. yana's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat and white ppl be thinking see is the moon.



  103. dummy's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT SHE WENT ON A SEAFOOD DIET AND WHEN EVER SHE SEAS FOOD SHE EATS IT.



  104. dummy's Momma Joke:

    YO MAM IS SO OLD WHEN I SAID ACT YOUR AGE SHE DROPT DEAD.



  105. dummy's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WALS KIDS SAY EARTH QUAKE.



  106. dummy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she runs she makes a cd skip



  107. CapX's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat she lives in a refrigerator!



  108. yo mom's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly when she entered the ugly contest they said “sorry but no profesionals”



  109. Yo Mamma's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and my skittles



  110. dudeloveless's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so poor, you have to eat cereal with a fork to save the milk



  111. hollander azz kickrr's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat, that the only language she speaks, is wookie



  112. hollander azz kickrr's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat, she needs the sahara to go sunny on the beach



  113. hollander azz kickrr's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat, she can never be wanted



  114. nederland4life's Momma Joke:

    je moeder is sow dik, dat ze de shara als zandbak gebruikt



  115. nederland4life's Momma Joke:

    je moeder is sow misvormd, dat ze op haar eigen kut kan fluiten



  116. nederland4life's Momma Joke:

    je moeder is sow dik, ze kan nooit worden vermist



  117. nederland4life's Momma Joke:

    je moeder is sow dik, dat ze de toren van pizza als dildo gebruikt



  118. nederland4life's Momma Joke:

    je moeder is sow dik, dat als ze lang de tv loopt, ik 5 films heb gemist



  119. yo mommy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat she played pool with the planetas



  120. kindog's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so stupid she got lost on a one way road



  121. kindog's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”



  122. kindog's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.



  123. QUES MOM's Momma Joke:

    YOR MOM IS SO UGLY SHE LOOKED AT THE MIRROR AND COULDNT SEE HER REFLECTION.



  124. lil trouble's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went straight 2 hell



  125. tom henerson's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like so fat they call her catherine jolly



  126. dan cox's Momma Joke:

    I love julia



  127. simeon's Momma Joke:

    i like men



  128. jack hovell's Momma Joke:

    yo mums so fat she needs to try my deit



  129. your mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so fat period



  130. dani and desi's Momma Joke:

    hey yo! is this a chat place?



  131. dani and desi's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy that she could become BIG FOOT! omg.



  132. dani and desi's Momma Joke:

    yo daddi so ugly that when someone saw him they thought he was a monster!



  133. becky's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is FAT



  134. becky's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she cant fit into my xxxl thongs (not my thongs )



  135. kai an chris's Momma Joke:

    ru mommas so old she sat behind jesus in 3rd grade



  136. kai an chris's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so dumb she was staring at a orange juice bottle because it sed concentrate



  137. kai an chris's Momma Joke:

    haha becky wears xxxl thongs !!!!!!



  138. tupac's Momma Joke:

    yow mamma is sexy



  139. joann..'s Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she went on a try it diet.. ery thimg she see she try it..



  140. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so old that when shen got her drivers lisence it wa on a rock



  141. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so old that she saw black and whiite rainbows



  142. stacey lavender's Momma Joke:

    ya mooma is so fat she has to put lipstick on with a paint roller



  143. anonomus (BET)'s Momma Joke:

    your mama is so old that she has an autographed bible!



  144. m.t's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat she could make another world



  145. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama is fat i hit her with a ass in a classroom



  146. will's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when her belly was hagin out people thought it was a extra
    nipel



  147. nathan's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so stupid she stayed at the grocery store for a 1 day because the orange juice can said concentrate



  148. nathan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she blinked and got lost



  149. nathan's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA IS SO FAT SSHE IS FATTER THEN FAT!!!!!



  150. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    jeni has nice ass



  151. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    jeni sucked my dick



  152. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    linzdey is a lil drop out



  153. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    tsk 4 life f*ck 18st



  154. danny's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid that when she ate a skitle she said,”wheres the rainbow.



  155. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your momma was so ugly when she was a baby that her parents would put her in the corner of the room and feed her with a slingshot



  156. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so fat that when I told her to throw me a screwball,she went to the ice cream truck and got one



  157. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so poor that she cant afford a crib. All she has is a c because she had to put the r, the i, and the b on layaway.



  158. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas so poor, that when she wants to add another room to the house, she just drags a cardboard box inside.



  159. I wrote this one and the previous 4's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas so fat she can gargle mashed potatoes.



  160. Anonymou's Momma Joke's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s teeth r so yellow she turned water into lemonade



  161. rickershay....'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she looked at me and i dropped dead…..



  162. rickershay's Momma Joke:

    just your momma init nothing more nothing less so ugly i hate her like she wantsz to sex me but no gem she needsz to go to bed man……….kmt



  163. shawn's Momma Joke:

    your mama so ugly she was having a babey and the baby didn’t come to bearth



  164. convict 187's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so ugly when she joined the ugly contest they said “sorry no prfessionals”



  165. kasper's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she uses a cigarate for a heater



  166. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama gotta autographed eye patch



  167. adam's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat even dora carnt explore her



  168. MR. EA SPORTS's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so nasty Jeepers Creepers dont want any piece of her body



  169. MR. EA SPORTS's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO UGLY JESUS COULDNT EVEN RESCUE HER



  170. MR. EA SPORTS's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT SHE GOTTA BREATH THRU EVERY WORD



  171. MR. EA SPORTS's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO DAMN FAT SHE MADE THE WHOLE DEFENSIVE LINE FOR THE INDIANAPOLIS COLTS AND COULDNT ANY DUDE GET ASS HERI MEAN PASET HER WELL HELL THEY COULDNT DO THAT EITHER



  172. ac's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so rat



  173. Luis Lopez's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid that when she was taking a csap test it said,”DO NOT WRITE HERE”, and she put Ok



  174. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stuid that when i told her lets watch color tv she said ok let me go get my crayons



  175. yo mommas breath stinks so bad her teeth packed up and left's Momma Joke:

    hi



  176. Lauren's Momma Joke:

    Laisa mom is so greedy she eats her own fingers



  177. chelsea's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so loose when she was 9 weeks pregant the baby dropped out.



  178. cat girl's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she made the hole world turn to shit



  179. alex's Momma Joke:

    your mumma so fat even dr who couldnt explore her



  180. alex's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat even yr mumma jokes couldnt write her down



  181. alex's Momma Joke:

    yo mummma so fat that on her face book picture took up all the memory of facebook



  182. Yomomma is so fat ito had had to take 2 traines and 4 bues to get on her good side's Momma Joke:

    Tj



  183. Raven and ryans joke's Momma Joke:

    Your mom is so fat she could not stop pulling wheelies

    by adam merrett not by ryan lol



  184. Ryan's Momma Joke:

    ur mum is so fat she culd take up all of tescos



  185. lil c's Momma Joke:

    Yo mumma so dirty after she got dun sucking ur daddies d***k she kisses u good nite….



  186. caleb's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when she looked in the mirror her reflection ducked



  187. liz's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat so sat on wal-mart and lowered the prices



  188. brian's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she make the defenition stupid



  189. brian's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat her belt size is the equater



  190. brian's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like a happy meal small,cheap,and greasy



  191. court court's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly her wig dont even like her



  192. harmonie's Momma Joke:

    your momas so fat when she walked into tacobelle we all ran for the border



  193. harmonie's Momma Joke:

    yo momas thighs are so fat when she walkes it looks like a roticory



  194. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    thtt must be jellow cause jam dnt jiggle like thtt



  195. retard's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she fat



  196. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she looked out the window and arrested for mooning



  197. Noname's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s teeth is so yellow when she smiled, all the cars slowed down



  198. Ankit's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so old when she went to school they didn’t have history..



  199. big mamma's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so fat your dad didn’t wanna know



  200. hemzeh shehadeh's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so harry bigfoot retired



  201. AHMEDSHEHADEH's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA IS GAY THAT SHE HAD SEX WITH HER OWN SISTER



  202. semaj smith's Momma Joke:

    yo mama sougly dora the explorer couldnt explorer her



  203. austin's Momma Joke:

    your mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention



  204. ALIYAH's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO BALD, YOU CAN SEE WHATS ON HER MIND



  205. aliyah's Momma Joke:

    yo mama teeth so yellow, they use her as a human flashlite



  206. aliyah m.p's Momma Joke:

    yo mama just ugly



  207. YO MAMA(amp)'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama dirty she has to creep up on bathwater



  208. CymnTamnantew's Momma Joke:

    ???????? ????!



  209. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat she sat on da rainbow and skittles popped out ……………… LOL (laugh ha ha ha ha ha)



  210. josh hampson from leicester from saff liverpool r da best's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat she sat on da rainbow and skittles popped out ……………… LOL (laugh ha ha ha ha ha)



  211. mathew ammar's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so nasty on the dance floor she did the robot and gave optimus prime herpes



  212. stephanie's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so hairy they mistake in her as big foot



  213. cheyenne's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat she usues cheat codes for the wii fit



  214. cheyenne's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so ugly eniem is now afaid



  215. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat were in her now



  216. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly bob da builder said WE CANT FIX THAT



  217. josh's's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she stepped on a talking weight scale it said to be continued



  218. josh's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she made micheal meyers scream



  219. aaron bocanegra's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale buzz lightyear popped out and said to infinity and beyond



  220. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly her boyfriend said ”BOO IM TRYING TO SCARE YOU BEFORE YOU SCARE ME”



  221. lil shade's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat she put on a yellow rain coat and walked outside and the sun said i quit



  222. lil deron's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she brang a spoon to the superbowl



  223. dennis's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she put on quarter in each ear and thought she was listening to 50 cent



  224. jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mammas so fat wen she went swimin in the med spain claimed her as new teritoriy



  225. deman's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old in her elementry school picture she waz next by jesus



  226. nom's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat, when i tried to drive around her, i ran out of gas!



  227. Cornelia's Momma Joke:

    Wow! Great thinikng! JK



  228. Darrance's Momma Joke:

    BION I’m imrpsseed! Cool post!



  229. Lucinda's Momma Joke:

    That’s really thinking out of the box. Thakns!



  230. Betty's Momma Joke:

    I’m imprsseed! You’ve managed the almost impossible.



  231. Tangela's Momma Joke:

    Hey, that’s the gertsaet! So with ll this brain power AWHFY?



  232. Vinnie's Momma Joke:

    Tnhkas alot - your answer solved all my problems after several days struggling



  233. Gerri's Momma Joke:

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