Yo momma so nasty, even Charlie Sheen wouldn’t sleep with her.
Yo momma so ugly, she looks like Brittny Spears pussy.
Yo momma’s so hairy she uses a weed wacker to shave her armpits
yo mooma so ugly people go as her for halloween
yo momma is so fat that she pee ketcup as her period
yo momma’s so fat when she fell in love…….. SHE BROKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo momma’s ears are so big, she uses 21 inch rims as studs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo momma’s so fat, she puts mayonnaise on her aspirins!!!!!!!!!!!
yo momma is so fat and retarted when the doorbell rang she opened the refrigarator
yo momma’s so skinny she could dodge rain
yo momma’s so fat they had to put speed bumps in the buffet to slow her down
yo momma’s so ugly, she makes Bhana Elias look hott(really ugly girl in grade 6)
Yo mamma so Skinny she had to do the matrix just to get wet
yo mamma so fat she tried to get to mcdonalds but she tripped over wendy’s and landed on burger King
Yo momma’s so hairy she got afros on her nipples
yo momma’s so fat when she went to school she sat next to everybody
yo moma so old she don’t know 50 cent and I ain’t talkin bout the rapper
yo momma so ugly that when she died hell turned her down
yo momma so ugly when she died hell turned her down
yo momma is so stupid and fat, she took a spoon to the super bowl
Yo momma so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest they said “sorry no professionals”
Yo momma’s so fat when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party
yo momma’s so stupid she got stabbed in a shootout
yo momma is so ugly she made ray charles flich
yo mommas so black she went to night c=school and got counted absent
yo mommas so black wen i shot at her the bullets came back with a flashlight and said i cant find the bitch
Your mother is so dumb she told all you losers GOOD-BYE
your mother is so cute her ass smells good
yo momma is so dirty she keeps soil in her fat
i fucked your mom
yo momma so poor when you walked in the front door you came out the back
your mamma is so dumb dat wen she waz on da run and lights started to flash at her she said ‘lets get this party started,
ur dad so hairy he wen he got a cocksuck his wife said wheres your dick
Ur dad so hairy dat on his balls he hass’nt got a afro he takes ta da nxt level
me an ur mum were doing it in bed oi was fuckin her so hard ma sperm ran out
ur mum and i waz havin sex bcauz ur dads dick was to small for ya mum
yo mommaz so fat, people use her belly button as a jacuzzi
yo mommaz so poor wen she ordered a large pizza, she had to go outside to eat it
yo mamaz so fat, her nickname is “Lardo“
yo mama got anotha nickname: “Rambo“
yo mommaz so fat, wen she stepped into mexico da mexicans call her “EL BURRITO MUCHA GRANDE“
yo mommaz so fat wen she stepped into japan da japanese were like “AH! ITS GODZILLA!“
yo mommaz so smelly, we sent her to india so da indians can use her clothez as air fresheners! i dunno how we fitted her in da cargo plane
Yo Mamma so stupid…. She bet AGAINST the Harlem Globe Trotters!!
Yo Momma so stupid… I won 15 bucks off of her on the football game…
And another 20 on the replay!!!!!!
Yo momma is so old and big… She’s the reason the dinosaurs went extinct!!
Yo momma is so fat… On Holloween, people asked her why she had a black sheet over herself, And she said she was going as night!!
Yo mooma is so tiny… That when she stepped over the curb you could hear, AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Yo momma is so ugly… That the Thing won’t go next to her.
I am so BA!
Yo mama is so fat, her bathtub had stretch marks
Yo mama is so poor, when someone walked in the house and stepped on a cigeratte she said who turned off the heat
Ya mum so dumb, she put a stamp on a fax!!! hahahah
Your mom’s so funky she used secret and it told on her.
yo mommas so fukin stupid she fuked a tree branch…ha ha fukin losers get a life
yo momma so ugly freddy crouger has nightmares abt HER
F##K U SK8ABOI
Your mums so fat, when she stood on the weighing scales they said ‘To Be Continued’
Your mums so fat, i tried to drive around her and ran outta gas
yo momma so big wheen she takes her pant off even har shadow got strech marks
yo momma is so stupid she sat on da tv n watched da couch
yo moma so fat whn she went 2 da beach little kids ran around her singing free willy…..
yo stupid dat wen she was kicking a can down da street every 1 thought she was moving house….
yo moma so fat dat wen she put a yellow rain coat on every1 yelld out taxi..
yo moma so dumb she staired at a orange juice container, because it said concentrate
yo momma so stupid she missed da 44 so she cought da 22 twice
yo moma so dumb wen she was goin 2 da airport she saw a sign saying airport left, and turned around and went home
yo momma so stupid dat she went on the internet and it said free porn n she said wea
yo momma so dumb dat wen i said no she said yes
yo momma so gae dat she makes elton john look straight
yo momma so silly dat wen i said monkey she laughed.
lol lok a girraffe haha yo mum suks
yo momma so stupid i said penut n she said they arnt dat small.
yo momma so ugly she makes jack rusibridge lok gud.
sk8ter 101 yo mama is so hairy that that wen u wer born u got rugburnt
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals
Yo momma like Pizza Hut, guaran-damn-teed to cum in thirty minutes or less!
Yo momma is just like a refrigerator, everybody sticks they meat in her.
Yo momma’s teeth are so yellow, she pulls her teeth for Fiddy Cent’s bling.
yo mama so flat she make the walls jealous
yo momma so fat that she triped and fell ,I didnt want to laugh but the ground was crackin up.
yo momma so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead so she could make up her mind.
yo momma so nasty yo daddy takes her to work so he wont have to kiss her goodbye
yo mama looks so ugly people said y do u want 2 look like daylei
yo momma so fat when she jumped up and down the radio skipped…
u r so ugly when u were born the police came to arrest ur parents for littering in the hospital
\go suck your dick u baller
yo momma so old she she see lj and thinks its a good looking man
HA HA
HA HA FUNNY JOKES
YO MOMMA LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE EVERYBODY HANG DA ***** on her
yo mo
yo mama so bald she can be a stunt for vein raines
yo mama`s so stupid AND ugly, she wanted to audition for Shrek.
yo momma SP STUPID she waited for a stop sign to turn Green
yo daddy walks into a bar and says ill have 20 martinis the bartender goes y he goes i just gave my first bj
your mommas so fat that when she hauls ass she gotta make 2 trips
ur moma soooo fat that the mayor of the town came up to her and said this town isnt big enough for the 2 of us
yo momma so fat that she had to go have parents evening in the field.not in (da school.)
yo momma so ugly people pressed her face in dough to make gorrila coockies
yo mooma so fat that when your dad told her it was chillie she went and got a spoon
yo momma’s so ugly she came into a haunted house and came out w/ a job application
Yo momma’s so fat her face on her ID was one side on the front … one on the back
Yo momma’s so ghetto instead of blood in her periods kool-aid comes out
YO MOMMA SO DICKLESS SHE HAD 2 USE A DILDO
Yo momma’s so old she watched Passion of the Christ…LIVE
yo momma is so fat she looks at poop and get hungry!
Your Name or Momma's Name
Posted: December 30th, 2006
Yo momma so nasty, even Charlie Sheen wouldn’t sleep with her.
Posted: December 30th, 2006
Yo momma so ugly, she looks like Brittny Spears pussy.
Posted: January 4th, 2007
Yo momma’s so hairy she uses a weed wacker to shave her armpits
Posted: January 5th, 2007
yo mooma so ugly people go as her for halloween
Posted: January 6th, 2007
yo momma is so fat that she pee ketcup as her period
Posted: January 9th, 2007
yo momma’s so fat when she fell in love…….. SHE BROKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: January 9th, 2007
yo momma’s ears are so big, she uses 21 inch rims as studs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: January 9th, 2007
yo momma’s so fat, she puts mayonnaise on her aspirins!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: January 9th, 2007
yo momma is so fat and retarted when the doorbell rang she opened the refrigarator
Posted: January 10th, 2007
yo momma’s so skinny she could dodge rain
Posted: January 10th, 2007
yo momma’s so fat they had to put speed bumps in the buffet to slow her down
Posted: January 10th, 2007
yo momma’s so ugly, she makes Bhana Elias look hott(really ugly girl in grade 6)
Posted: January 15th, 2007
Yo mamma so Skinny she had to do the matrix just to get wet
Posted: January 15th, 2007
yo mamma so fat she tried to get to mcdonalds but she tripped over wendy’s and landed on burger King
Posted: January 19th, 2007
Yo momma’s so hairy she got afros on her nipples
Posted: January 19th, 2007
yo momma’s so fat when she went to school she sat next to everybody
Posted: January 19th, 2007
yo moma so old she don’t know 50 cent and I ain’t talkin bout the rapper
Posted: January 19th, 2007
yo momma so ugly that when she died hell turned her down
Posted: January 19th, 2007
yo momma so ugly when she died hell turned her down
Posted: January 20th, 2007
yo momma is so stupid and fat, she took a spoon to the super bowl
Posted: January 20th, 2007
Yo momma so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest they said “sorry no professionals”
Posted: January 20th, 2007
Yo momma’s so fat when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party
Posted: January 20th, 2007
yo momma’s so stupid she got stabbed in a shootout
Posted: January 25th, 2007
yo momma is so ugly she made ray charles flich
Posted: January 25th, 2007
yo mommas so black she went to night c=school and got counted absent
Posted: January 25th, 2007
yo mommas so black wen i shot at her the bullets came back with a flashlight and said i cant find the bitch
Posted: February 1st, 2007
Your mother is so dumb she told all you losers GOOD-BYE
Posted: February 1st, 2007
your mother is so cute her ass smells good
Posted: February 1st, 2007
yo momma is so dirty she keeps soil in her fat
Posted: February 1st, 2007
i fucked your mom
Posted: February 16th, 2007
yo momma so poor when you walked in the front door you came out the back
Posted: February 26th, 2007
your mamma is so dumb dat wen she waz on da run and lights started to flash at her she said ‘lets get this party started,
Posted: February 26th, 2007
ur dad so hairy he wen he got a cocksuck his wife said wheres your dick
Posted: February 26th, 2007
Ur dad so hairy dat on his balls he hass’nt got a afro he takes ta da nxt level
Posted: February 26th, 2007
me an ur mum were doing it in bed oi was fuckin her so hard ma sperm ran out
Posted: February 26th, 2007
ur mum and i waz havin sex bcauz ur dads dick was to small for ya mum
Posted: March 7th, 2007
yo mommaz so fat, people use her belly button as a jacuzzi
Posted: March 7th, 2007
yo mommaz so poor wen she ordered a large pizza, she had to go outside to eat it
Posted: March 7th, 2007
yo mamaz so fat, her nickname is “Lardo“
Posted: March 7th, 2007
yo mama got anotha nickname: “Rambo“
Posted: March 7th, 2007
yo mommaz so fat, wen she stepped into mexico da mexicans call her “EL BURRITO MUCHA GRANDE“
Posted: March 7th, 2007
yo mommaz so fat wen she stepped into japan da japanese were like “AH! ITS GODZILLA!“
Posted: March 7th, 2007
yo mommaz so smelly, we sent her to india so da indians can use her clothez as air fresheners! i dunno how we fitted her in da cargo plane
Posted: March 14th, 2007
Yo Mamma so stupid….
She bet AGAINST the Harlem Globe Trotters!!
Posted: March 14th, 2007
Yo Momma so stupid…
I won 15 bucks off of her on the football game…
And another 20 on the replay!!!!!!
Posted: March 14th, 2007
Yo momma is so old and big…
She’s the reason the dinosaurs went extinct!!
Posted: March 14th, 2007
Yo momma is so fat…
On Holloween, people asked her why she had a black sheet over herself,
And she said she was going as night!!
Posted: March 14th, 2007
Yo mooma is so tiny…
That when she stepped over the curb you could hear,
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Posted: March 14th, 2007
Yo momma is so ugly…
That the Thing won’t go next to her.
Posted: March 14th, 2007
I am so BA!
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
Yo mama is so fat, her bathtub had stretch marks
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
Yo mama is so poor, when someone walked in the house and stepped on a cigeratte she said who turned off the heat
Posted: March 30th, 2007
Ya mum so dumb, she put a stamp on a fax!!! hahahah
Posted: April 4th, 2007
Your mom’s so funky she used secret and it told on her.
Posted: April 10th, 2007
yo mommas so fukin stupid she fuked a tree branch…ha ha fukin losers get a life
Posted: April 15th, 2007
yo momma so ugly freddy crouger has nightmares abt HER
Posted: May 5th, 2007
F##K U SK8ABOI
Posted: May 6th, 2007
Your mums so fat, when she stood on the weighing scales they said ‘To Be Continued’
Posted: May 6th, 2007
Your mums so fat, i tried to drive around her and ran outta gas
Posted: May 15th, 2007
yo momma so big wheen she takes her pant off even har shadow got strech marks
Posted: June 21st, 2007
yo momma is so stupid she sat on da tv n watched da couch
Posted: June 21st, 2007
yo moma so fat whn she went 2 da beach little kids ran around her singing free willy…..
Posted: June 21st, 2007
yo stupid dat wen she was kicking a can down da street every 1 thought she was moving house….
Posted: June 21st, 2007
yo moma so fat dat wen she put a yellow rain coat on every1 yelld out taxi..
Posted: June 21st, 2007
yo moma so dumb she staired at a orange juice container, because it said concentrate
Posted: June 21st, 2007
yo momma so stupid she missed da 44 so she cought da 22 twice
Posted: June 21st, 2007
yo moma so dumb wen she was goin 2 da airport she saw a sign saying airport left, and turned around and went home
Posted: June 21st, 2007
yo momma so stupid dat she went on the internet and it said free porn n she said wea
Posted: June 21st, 2007
yo momma so dumb dat wen i said no she said yes
Posted: June 21st, 2007
yo momma so gae dat she makes elton john look straight
Posted: June 21st, 2007
yo momma so silly dat wen i said monkey she laughed.
Posted: June 21st, 2007
lol lok a girraffe haha yo mum suks
Posted: June 21st, 2007
yo momma so stupid i said penut n she said they arnt dat small.
Posted: June 21st, 2007
yo momma so ugly she makes jack rusibridge lok gud.
Posted: July 19th, 2007
sk8ter 101
yo mama is so hairy that
that wen u wer born u got
rugburnt
Posted: September 23rd, 2007
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals
Posted: September 25th, 2007
Yo momma like Pizza Hut, guaran-damn-teed to cum in thirty minutes or less!
Posted: September 25th, 2007
Yo momma is just like a refrigerator, everybody sticks they meat in her.
Posted: September 25th, 2007
Yo momma’s teeth are so yellow, she pulls her teeth for Fiddy Cent’s bling.
Posted: September 28th, 2007
yo mama so flat she make the walls jealous
Posted: September 29th, 2007
yo momma so fat that she triped and fell ,I didnt want to laugh but the ground was crackin up.
Posted: September 29th, 2007
yo momma so fat that she triped and fell ,I didnt want to laugh but the ground was crackin up.
Posted: October 5th, 2007
yo momma so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead so she could make up her mind.
Posted: October 7th, 2007
yo momma so nasty yo daddy takes her to work so he wont have to kiss her goodbye
Posted: October 15th, 2007
yo mama looks so ugly people said y do u want 2 look like daylei
Posted: November 6th, 2007
yo momma so fat when she jumped up and down the radio skipped…
Posted: November 24th, 2007
u r so ugly when u were born the police came to arrest ur parents for littering in the hospital
Posted: November 24th, 2007
\go suck your dick u baller
Posted: November 27th, 2007
yo momma so old she she see lj and thinks its a good looking man
Posted: January 5th, 2008
HA HA
Posted: January 5th, 2008
HA HA FUNNY JOKES
Posted: January 14th, 2008
YO MOMMA LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE EVERYBODY HANG DA ***** on her
Posted: January 14th, 2008
yo mo
Posted: January 14th, 2008
yo mama so bald she can be a stunt for vein raines
Posted: February 11th, 2008
yo mama`s so stupid AND ugly, she wanted to audition for Shrek.
Posted: February 16th, 2008
yo momma SP STUPID she waited for a stop sign to turn Green
Posted: February 16th, 2008
yo daddy walks into a bar and says ill have 20 martinis the bartender goes y he goes i just gave my first bj
Posted: February 23rd, 2008
your mommas so fat that when she hauls ass she gotta make 2 trips
Posted: March 1st, 2008
ur moma soooo fat that the mayor of the town came up to her and said this town isnt big enough for the 2 of us
Posted: April 15th, 2008
yo momma so fat that she had to go have parents evening in the field.not in (da school.)
Posted: May 11th, 2008
yo momma so ugly people pressed her face in dough to make gorrila coockies
Posted: May 19th, 2008
yo mooma so fat that when your dad told her it was chillie she went and got a spoon
Posted: June 20th, 2008
yo momma’s so ugly she came into a haunted house and came out w/ a job application
Posted: June 20th, 2008
Yo momma’s so fat her face on her ID was one side on the front … one on the back
Posted: June 20th, 2008
Yo momma’s so ghetto instead of blood in her periods kool-aid comes out
Posted: June 20th, 2008
YO MOMMA SO DICKLESS SHE HAD 2 USE A DILDO
Posted: August 6th, 2008
Yo momma’s so old she watched Passion of the Christ…LIVE
Posted: August 7th, 2008
yo momma is so fat she looks at poop and get hungry!