108 Responses to “User Jokes - Yo Mama Style”

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1. 12
   afro said:
   Posted: January 10th, 2007

   yo momma’s so ugly, she makes Bhana Elias look hott(really ugly girl in grade 6)

2. 13
   Mandy said:
   Posted: January 15th, 2007

   Yo mamma so Skinny she had to do the matrix just to get wet

3. 14
   Mandy said:
   Posted: January 15th, 2007

   yo mamma so fat she tried to get to mcdonalds but she tripped over wendy’s and landed on burger King

4. 15
   gavin said:
   Posted: January 19th, 2007

   Yo momma’s so hairy she got afros on her nipples

5. 16
   gavin said:
   Posted: January 19th, 2007

   yo momma’s so fat when she went to school she sat next to everybody

6. 17
   gavin said:
   Posted: January 19th, 2007

   yo moma so old she don’t know 50 cent and I ain’t talkin bout the rapper

7. 18
   gavin said:
   Posted: January 19th, 2007

   yo momma so ugly that when she died hell turned her down

8. 19
   gavin said:
   Posted: January 19th, 2007

   yo momma so ugly when she died hell turned her down

9. 20
   jen said:
   Posted: January 20th, 2007

   yo momma is so stupid and fat, she took a spoon to the super bowl

10. 21
    jen said:
    Posted: January 20th, 2007

    Yo momma so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest they said “sorry no professionals”

11. 22
    jen said:
    Posted: January 20th, 2007

    Yo momma’s so fat when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party

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