113 Responses to “User Jokes - Yo Mama Style”

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1. 34
   Gunny said:
   Posted: February 26th, 2007

   Ur dad so hairy dat on his balls he hass’nt got a afro he takes ta da nxt level

2. 35
   Gunny said:
   Posted: February 26th, 2007

   me an ur mum were doing it in bed oi was fuckin her so hard ma sperm ran out

3. 36
   Gunny said:
   Posted: February 26th, 2007

   ur mum and i waz havin sex bcauz ur dads dick was to small for ya mum

4. 37
   *$* Baller *$* said:
   Posted: March 7th, 2007

   yo mommaz so fat, people use her belly button as a jacuzzi

5. 38
   *$* Baller *$* said:
   Posted: March 7th, 2007

   yo mommaz so poor wen she ordered a large pizza, she had to go outside to eat it

6. 39
   *$* Baller *$* said:
   Posted: March 7th, 2007

   yo mamaz so fat, her nickname is “Lardo“

7. 40
   *$* Baller *$* said:
   Posted: March 7th, 2007

   yo mama got anotha nickname: “Rambo“

8. 41
   *$* Baller *$* said:
   Posted: March 7th, 2007

   yo mommaz so fat, wen she stepped into mexico da mexicans call her “EL BURRITO MUCHA GRANDE“

9. 42
   *$* Baller *$* said:
   Posted: March 7th, 2007

   yo mommaz so fat wen she stepped into japan da japanese were like “AH! ITS GODZILLA!“

10. 43
    *$* Baller *$* said:
    Posted: March 7th, 2007

    yo mommaz so smelly, we sent her to india so da indians can use her clothez as air fresheners! i dunno how we fitted her in da cargo plane

11. 44
    cheezwhiz said:
    Posted: March 14th, 2007

    Yo Mamma so stupid….
    She bet AGAINST the Harlem Globe Trotters!!

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