113 Responses to “User Jokes - Yo Mama Style”

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1. 45
   cheezwhiz said:
   Posted: March 14th, 2007

   Yo Momma so stupid…
   I won 15 bucks off of her on the football game…

   And another 20 on the replay!!!!!!

2. 46
   cheezwhiz said:
   Posted: March 14th, 2007

   Yo momma is so old and big…
   She’s the reason the dinosaurs went extinct!!

3. 47
   cheezwhiz said:
   Posted: March 14th, 2007

   Yo momma is so fat…
   On Holloween, people asked her why she had a black sheet over herself,
   And she said she was going as night!!

4. 48
   cheezwhiz said:
   Posted: March 14th, 2007

   Yo mooma is so tiny…
   That when she stepped over the curb you could hear,
   AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

5. 49
   cheezwhiz said:
   Posted: March 14th, 2007

   Yo momma is so ugly…
   That the Thing won’t go next to her.

6. 50
   cheezwhiz said:
   Posted: March 14th, 2007

   I am so BA!

7. 51
   Garner said:
   Posted: March 23rd, 2007

   Yo mama is so fat, her bathtub had stretch marks

8. 52
   Garner said:
   Posted: March 23rd, 2007

   Yo mama is so poor, when someone walked in the house and stepped on a cigeratte she said who turned off the heat

9. 53
   lock the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:
   Posted: March 30th, 2007

   Ya mum so dumb, she put a stamp on a fax!!! hahahah

10. 54
    Diffa said:
    Posted: April 4th, 2007

    Your mom’s so funky she used secret and it told on her.

11. 55
    sk8aboi said:
    Posted: April 10th, 2007

    yo mommas so fukin stupid she fuked a tree branch…ha ha fukin losers get a life

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