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your mommas so fat wen she walks past the tv you miss 3 episodes
yo brother so ugly he make onions cry
Yo brother is so fat that when he lays on the beach, people run around yelling Free Willy.
you mom is so greasy she uses bacon as a band-aid
dada your so ugly kangaro
yo mama so ugly bob the builder said i cant fix that
yo brother jokes
Yo Momma So Poor I Saw Her Kicking A Can Around I Said What Are You Doing She Said Moving
your brother so ugly when he tryed to go to the bathroom the door clozed and aid the the heck was that thing
your mama so ugly even god says what the heck
yo brother is so fat when he sits on a chair the chair sits to
Yo mama so fat, she sat on a nokia and it broke
Yo mama so fat when she sit on a iphone it turn into a ipad
Yo mama is so fat when she got of of bed every on screamed eathcwake
yo brother so mental he said to his teacher i gotta fart alredy his teacher said you can hold it he says how can hold it he says its gas retard teacher
yo momma so fat that when tourist went to new york they took pictures and said look statue of liberty
Yo mamma is so fat she’s on both sides of the family
Yo mamma so fat when she turns around they give her a welcome back
Yo mamma so fat the only pictures you got of her are satelite images
You brother so fat when he goes on a treadmill he breakes it ………ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yo brother is so fat that she become the solar system’s second star.
Yo brother is so fat that their fart causes a huge release in energy causing global warming
Yo momm is so dumb he climbed on top of the canyon and called it can ya see it!!
your mama is so ugly she made the rain fall
Yo mama’s teeth so yelow wen she go’s by people them teeth fall out
yo dad so fat he suck dic k
Yo momma so fat when a bus hit her she said who threw that rock!
Yo brother so fat when he got on a scale it say my phone number
Your mamma is so dum she jumpt on the bus and broke it in half
SWIT M JONES
YO MAMAS SO FAT THAT SHE BROKE THE STAIRCASE TO HEAVEN
YO MAMAS SO STUPID DAT SHE SLEPT NO THE FFLOOR IN A BEDSHOP
Your so bald you can see whats con you mind
Yo mama’s so ugly when she walks past the bathroom the the toilet flushes by itself.
He is so stupid
Yo mamma is so fat she sat on a dollar bill and squessed a booger out of george wahingtons nose
yo mama so ugly that when she looks in the mirro on the on the wall the mirro brake
yo brother so stupid that he decided to jump on the roof and went to sleep on the roof
yo mama is so re re that she thought a xbox box was a oven
yo mamma is so fat that she sat in a chair and broke it but the sound was like this boomboomboomboomboomboombthththththhthtthhththththhthththththhthththhththth
Yo brother is much more fun to cut on, so lets take him down.
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