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yo mama is so fat wen she wore a yellow rain coat people yelled taxi!
Your mama is so fat she can’t even fit through the door
Yo momma’s so stupid she got run over by a parked car
Yo bother so fat that when he stepped on a dime he made a dollar
your momma is so fat that she was miley cirus reking ball
yo brother so dumb he looked at a stop sign and waited for it to say go
yo brother so dumb, he can’t read a clock
yo momma so ugly that when she went to the store she had to wear a crap mask
yo mama is so old people told her to act her age and died
Yo mama so fat for Halloween she put a white sheet on and everybody thought she was Antartica
To mama so stupid put 2 quaters ear thought she was listening two 50cent
Yo momma so fat when she walked past the tv I missed to episodes
YOUR MAMA SO UGLY WHEN SHE WAS WATCHING A HORROR IT RAN AWAY
New joke- Yo mamas so stupid she went to the ocean floor with a pineapple to try to live like SpongeBob.
Yo mama so fat she chased a school bus filled with white kids and said stop that tweenkie
Yo momma stupid I said it was chilly outside she went outside with a bid bowl
Your so fat
Your momma is so that when her and her kids get in the car she fell
Yo momma so fat when she bend over everybody said free housing.
Yo momma so old her job ask her for her contact #she gave them her social security #
Yo brother so short he needs a later to piss
Yo momma so hairy she could braid the hair between her fingers into French braids
yo mama so fat when she got a pony ride the pony fell QUICK
Your mama so fat she sat on an iPad and turned it into and iPhone
Your mama so stupid she made an appointment with Dr Pepper
Your momma’s so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application.
yo mother so fat that when she goes on a elivator she only goes down
Yo momma so ugly she killed Jeff the killer
yo momma so ugly that went the dogs saw her they rruin back to the pound
yo mamma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money
yo brother is so stupid he sold his car for gas money
yo brother is so stupid that when he went into a stall in the bathroom he couldn’t find a way out.
Yo momma’s so stupid she ate poop thinking it was chocolate ice cream
Yo mama so fat her farts cause global warming
Yo mamas so ugly when she threw a boomerang it didn’t come back
Yo mama’s so ugly she went in a ugly contest and they said sorry no pro’s
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool all the water flew out
Yo Momma’s so Stupid, When she has diarrhea, she puts poop in her diary
Why do the chicken crossed to road
Your momma so fat she sat on WalMart and lowered the prices
To momma so
Yo brother is much more fun to cut on, so lets take him down.
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