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Yo momma so ugly when people saw her they said who r u
Yo mama is so stupid that she ask you what is the number 911
our bother so fat the put he’s name on the lone star card
yo mama so ugly hello kitty said by
yo mamy so fat she uses saturn’s ring as a belt
Yo mama so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew
Yo mama so stupid that when she saw the sign that said “airport left” she went back home.
Yo mama so stupid she locked herself out of a motorcycle.
your brother is so stupid that when he woke up
yo momma is so fat when she walked front of the tv i missed 3 movies
Buying Authentic Jordans On-line?
yo momma teeth so dirty she went outside wen it was nite in her teeth was glowin
yo mama is so stupid she put a paper on the tv and called it paper view
yo mamas feet are so crusty when i made a sandwich and cut off the crust she said since you don’t like that kind of crust you want mine
yo mama had so many corns on her toes i asked her whats for dinner she put her feet on the table and said corns
yo mama so fat she could be a planet in earth
yo mama so ugly ever time she looks in the mirror it breaks
Yo momma so stupid tat im the last time she remembered 90781 it was on an scale
yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her butt and said i got the power
yo brother so fat bill gates couldn’t pay for his liposuction
yo brother so fat he blocks the sunlight from the world
yo mama so fat she were’s high hells then come back with sandels
Yo mamma is so fat it took 3 years for natinwide to get on her side
yo mama is so fat that she ate a horse and a dog and a cat and then the world thats funny eat my poop yo mama did that ha ha ha you idiots
yo yo what up mama you mama ate women pa ma and needed secounds burn squirt a racoon but was eater by the reader
asked about Mehret.Anna and also Jorge knew this became their own Louboutin Sandals.
yo momma so fat that she couldn’t fits the car
your brother so fat that his belly button gets home 15 min before he did
yo mamas so fat when she sat on an i pod she turned it into an ipad
yo mama so black that she enter a dark room witch people they said were are you
yo mama so fat that she put a red dreesed and she go walking out of town people call her kool-laid
yo mama so fat when she scaled herself it said to be contined
yo mama so fat she made fat albert look really skinny
Hello put your face away
You mamma is a dic!
yo mamma so short she needs a ladder to pick up a dime
Yo mamma crazy
Yo momma so ugly when she looked in her window reflection all of her windows broke.
Yo momma is so fat when she scaled herself the scale said let’s try one toe at a time
yo mama big it look like she got surgy on her head
yo mama so fat when she went outside in a red dress and they said hey kool aid
yo momma like a hardware store 2 cents a screw
mom a lesbo
yo mama like a door knob every one gets a turn
yo brothers so weak that sissy sister of yours could take e`m down
yo brother so stupid that he stole free bread from the store
Yo momma’s so stupid she bought tickets to see xbox live
Yo brother is much more fun to cut on, so lets take him down.
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