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Yo mama so stupid when she cut open a pineapple She looked in and said”sponge bob you in there”
Yo momma’s so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
YO mama so fat when she went out in a green bikini everyone shouted”GODZILLA”
Yo momma is so stupid that she spells stupid with a B
Yo mama so fat when she went to kfc they asked her what chicken she wanted she said the one on the roof
Your mama so ugly she look like a squirrel
yo mamma teeth are so yellow i cant bileve its not butter
yo mamma so fat she was baptized in sea world
Yo momma is so dumb she was watching a soccer game and shouted
Yo mammo so ugly when she wore a green pant suit she was called the grandma of godzilla
Yo brother so fat he sew Xbox 360 because of he’s weghit
Yo mama sooo fat people jog around her for exercise (fat noise) (www I can tast it)
yo mamma is so ugly she looks like you
yo mamma is so ugly she looks like you and you pet bamboo
Yo mama so ugly, she makes Shrek barf!
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fall Out Boy was a boy who falls out.
Your mama so fat every time she does a bunny hope she goes to heel
Yo mama so ugly, when a demon tried to possess her, he ran away from her!
Yo mama so old, she knew the Brown Lady of Raynham Hall before she was a ghost.
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Yo mama so ugly, when she was a kid, none of her dolls wanted to play with her!
Yo mama so ugly, when she played Super Mario Bros., Bowser ran away from her!
Yo mama so stupid, she saw a guy fall out of a window, she called him “Fall Out Boy”
Yo mama so stupid, she took a battery stuck it up her but and sang, ” I got the power in me!
Yo mama so fat she went swimming with the whales and they sang we are family, even though your fatter than me xD
your mamma is so ugly that when she was in a haunted house she came out with a jog application
You momma is so ugly she made one direction go the other direction
Your momma is so ugly she made one direction go the other direction
Your momma is so poor she went behind a dustbin with a shoping list
yo mama so stuipd she is gay
yo mama so stupid when she turned into a french fry she needed to kechup.
Your momma so ugly her daughter said I hope I don’t look like you when I grow up
Your momma is so ugly king kong got jelous
To mama so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed my hole movie
Yo mama is so skinny that her legs look like toothpicks.
your momma so fat she broke the stair way to heaven
Yo mama so fat the doctor had to space the door out for she can for through it
Yo mama so fat she stepped on her scale it said one at a time please
Yo mama is so fat that just for her to get up the
Stairs they had to use 9 betters
yo mamas so FAT she interferes with gravity
‘yo mamma so stupid; when she heard about surfing the internet she actually took her computer outside and tried surfing the internet at the beach..
Yo mama is so ugly She made Freddy Kruger have nightmares
Yo mama so fat when she was at subway she got an extra Large sub and ate the whole thing in 22 mins………………….
Yo brother is much more fun to cut on, so lets take him down.
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