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Yo mama so fat she had to buy three mini vans just to get around.
yo mama is so stupid she ran into a parked car!!!
yo brother so stupid I asked him whats 9+10 and he said 21
Yo Victor has no legs
yo mama so short when she got off the toilot she broke her leg
Your mama is so fat that when she sat on Walmart she lowered the prices
Yo mama so fat that When She was on the beach A whale Came up and said We are family We are We are Family Even though Your fatter than me Then me
Yo mama so skinny she hoopla hoops a cherio
Yo brother so weak
your momma so poor that she said i have no friends and then her mom said what am i
Yo mamas so stupid she sold her car for gas money
Yo mamas so stupid she went to a m&ms concert and yelled skittles
Yo momma so stupid I told her Christmas was right around the corner and she went looking for it
Your brother so stupid he wears a t-shirt that says he stipid cause it fits his personality
Yo momma so fatbnot even Dora can exlore her.
Yo mama so stupid when she got locked out of the grocerie store she starved for the week
Yo mama so stupid when she cut open a pineapple She looked in and said”sponge bob you in there”
Yo momma’s so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
YO mama so fat when she went out in a green bikini everyone shouted”GODZILLA”
Yo momma is so stupid that she spells stupid with a B
Yo mama so fat when she went to kfc they asked her what chicken she wanted she said the one on the roof
Your mama so ugly she look like a squirrel
yo mamma teeth are so yellow i cant bileve its not butter
yo mamma so fat she was baptized in sea world
Yo momma is so dumb she was watching a soccer game and shouted
Yo mammo so ugly when she wore a green pant suit she was called the grandma of godzilla
Yo brother so fat he sew Xbox 360 because of he’s weghit
Yo mama sooo fat people jog around her for exercise (fat noise) (www I can tast it)
yo mamma is so ugly she looks like you
yo mamma is so ugly she looks like you and you pet bamboo
Yo mama so ugly, she makes Shrek barf!
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fall Out Boy was a boy who falls out.
Your mama so fat every time she does a bunny hope she goes to heel
Yo mama so ugly, when a demon tried to possess her, he ran away from her!
Yo mama so old, she knew the Brown Lady of Raynham Hall before she was a ghost.
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Yo mama so ugly, when she was a kid, none of her dolls wanted to play with her!
Yo mama so ugly, when she played Super Mario Bros., Bowser ran away from her!
Yo mama so stupid, she saw a guy fall out of a window, she called him “Fall Out Boy”
Yo mama so stupid, she took a battery stuck it up her but and sang, ” I got the power in me!
Yo mama so fat she went swimming with the whales and they sang we are family, even though your fatter than me xD
your mamma is so ugly that when she was in a haunted house she came out with a jog application
You momma is so ugly she made one direction go the other direction
Your momma is so ugly she made one direction go the other direction
Your momma is so poor she went behind a dustbin with a shoping list
Yo brother is much more fun to cut on, so lets take him down.
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