Yo Mamma’s feet so skanky that when your family wants jam pieces, she gets yo brother to run a loaf of bread between her toes.
Yo’ Grannies neck so damn wrinkled, I use it as a cheese grater.
I got notin bad to say about Yo Momma - heck, her face says it all…
Your pet Cat so freakin nasty it bit ma dog and gave it rabies.
Yo Auntie so stinkin that a skunk smelled her butt and passed out.
Yo mama’s so poor, TV dinner trays are her good china.
Damn it, just realised that last yo is as old as the crust in yo Sister’s knickers…
You liked that mama joke didn’t ya? Good?…well, nowhere near as good as Yo Mama was last night
But, hey, if I wanted a comeback, christ, I’d just wipe it off Yo Mamma’s chin…
Yo Mama like a television - even a 2 year old can turn her on!
You brother so hairy Big foot is taking his picture..
Yo Mother in law so stinky she use Right Guard and Left Guard.
Your Grandpa’s so hairy, Jane Goodall follows him around.
Yo Star wars geeky friend so damn hairy, she’s a stunt double for Chewbacca and her baby daughter played the leader of the Ewoks (no makeup needed).
Yo English teacher so damn stupid, she failed a survey…
Yo Sista like a mailbox, open all day and all night…
Yo mama’s so clumsy, she got tangled up in a Mobile phone.
Yo mama’s like an elevator - blokes go up and down on her all day. Yo Mother in law so dmamnd Dislexus when I told her to go get some Head and Shoulders…she jump on top of me Shoulders and gave me head!!!
Your IM buddies so damn stanky, I can smell them over the interweb
Only job yo ever gonna get is as a blind bird-watcher.
Yo idiotic Doctor so damn greasy that he uses Bacon as a bandaid
Yo Dog so short it’s best friend is an Ant.
Yo Auntie so flat chested she jealous of the wall.
Yo girlfriend so cheap I threw her a penny for sex and she gave me change…
The first line in the Bible was mistranslated - it actually reads - ‘In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth and yo’ fat ugly Mama’
Yo Grandpa’s house so damned cold, the Roaches ice skate around the kitchen.
Yo Momma house so small that I put my Key in the doorlock and broke the freakin back window!
I heard yo mama got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job…
Yo baby sista’s nose so long, it make Steffi Graf jealous…
Yo Mam so damn ugly, look like the ho was hit by the whole freakin Ugly Tree!!!
Yo Mama so old - heck, the first line of the Koran was mistranslated - it should read ‘All praise is due to Allah, the Lord of the Worlds and Father of Yo’ Mama’…
I heard that yo Granny was so disgustingly ugly that on a holiday to Egypt she looked up a Camel’s ass and scared the hump off of it!
Yo Driving Instructor so damn old he got hieroglyphics on his Driver license.
Yo Cousin so old she drives a chariot to High school
I took yo Mama to the Doctor’s - I tell him that she feeling poorly and that she only got 1 toe and 1 knee. Doc tells me she’s contracted ‘Tony’…
Yo Boss so damn ugly that when he leaned out the window the Police arrested him for attempted murder
That Grandpa of your’s so stupid and poor that when I came over for Dinner he read me recipes…
Yo wee brother so damn hairy that he went for a short back and sides and lost 30 pounds…
Yo mama’s chest hair so damn long, it growing all the way down to her willy.
Yo mama’s so nice, she offered me the hair off her back.
Yo Mother in law so nasty, she got more clap than an auditorium.
I’s apologise for talkin bout Yo Mama…I should know better…hell, I don’t even know the Man…
No seriously, under all that hair yo Mama is really a Saint….a saint Bernard!
But really, yo Mamma is just like a golf course - everybody gets a hole in one!
Yo Nana still so fat she wears a Microwave as a beeper.
And yo Mother-in-law so huge she stole my pillow cases when she ran outta socks.
Yo mama should be locked away, cos every time she moons people they turn into werewolves
She nasty too ya know - yo daddy just got out of hospital after eating her out - he caught food poisining…
Yo’momma so ugly she actually is very good at her job: Being a scarecrow.
Posted: March 16th, 2008
Yo brother so nasty he slept with my momma.
Posted: March 17th, 2008
your brother is so big, he looks like a dump truck……..
Posted: March 17th, 2008
yo brother so fishy, yo daddy put ketchup on him and eat it
Posted: March 19th, 2008
yo mommas so poor she makes a hobo look like a rich man!! =]
Posted: March 19th, 2008
yo brothers so hairy when you go by the ape exibite the zoo keepers say OH NO AN APE ESCAPED!!
Posted: March 19th, 2008
yo momma’s so fat,she had to go to seaworld to get baptized….
Posted: March 19th, 2008
yo brother so ugly yo momma tried 2 push you back inside when you wuz born
Posted: March 19th, 2008
yo brother so stupid he roasted his dick thinking it wuz a hot dog
Posted: March 20th, 2008
yo momma so fat when god said let their be light he said move your fat ass out of the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: March 20th, 2008
yo mamma’s teeth are so yellow when cars saw her teeth they slowed doun
Posted: March 20th, 2008
my little four years old sister said this——-yo momma is so fat i can not believe it i thought that it was so cute ,so did my mom!
Posted: March 21st, 2008
yo momma so ugly they slapped u across the face wen u wwere born
Posted: March 21st, 2008
yo botha soooo ugly he almost made michael jackson striaght
Posted: March 22nd, 2008
ur mum
Posted: March 25th, 2008
ALL THESE JOKES SUCK AND YO MOMMA SO FAT YOU HAVE TO ROLL OVER TWICE TO GET OF OF HER…..
Posted: March 26th, 2008
yo momma is so stupid …she went to see a 18 certificate movie ..wid 17 of her friends
Posted: March 29th, 2008
Ur brada so stupid dat he even bunked his wedding
Posted: March 29th, 2008
YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT SHE MADE D.K LOOK SKINNY
Posted: March 29th, 2008
YO MAMA IS SO UGLY DAT SHE LOOK LIKE A T REX AND THE BOOGIE MAN FUSION
Posted: March 30th, 2008
Yo mama’s so fat, when she turns around everyone throws her a welcome back party.
Posted: March 30th, 2008
yo momma’s so dumb she saw a bus full of white kids and she said stop that twinkie.
Posted: March 30th, 2008
yo mama so ugly she makes micheal jackson look like justin timberlake
Posted: March 30th, 2008
ur mama so poor when i threw a rock at da trash can she came out and said who knocked.
Posted: March 31st, 2008
YOUR MAMA SO FAT SHE SEEN UR DADDY AND SAID OOOOOOHHHHHH LOLIPOP AND MENT TO SAY OOOO PAPI
Posted: March 31st, 2008
Your bro so nasty he ate a bogger for dinner!
Posted: April 4th, 2008
Yo momma so ugly they put her face in cookie dough to make gorilla cookies
Posted: April 4th, 2008
yo momma so ugly they filmed “Gorrilla in the MIst” in her shower.
Posted: April 5th, 2008
YO MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE SAT ON THE TOILET IT SANG ABCDEFG GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF OF ME!!!!
Posted: April 5th, 2008
YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE RAN INTO A PARKED CAR
Posted: April 6th, 2008
yo brother sooo old he ran track with the dinosaurs.
Posted: April 7th, 2008
your mother is so ugly when her baby was born the doctor slapped it in the face
Posted: April 7th, 2008
your brothers so fat he had a cheesy bellend so he ate it cause he thought it was a cheesy hotdog
Posted: April 7th, 2008
your mum is so poor she could not a ford a free sample
Posted: April 7th, 2008
your brother is so gay he made micheal jackson look stright
Posted: April 11th, 2008
ur mamma is so ugly day when she joined an ugly contest, they said sorry no professinals
Posted: April 12th, 2008
yo brother so nasty that when he was horney he f****ed a sales person
Posted: April 13th, 2008
Bitch yo mamma so ugly id rather slep with my dog
Posted: April 13th, 2008
chelsey
Posted: April 13th, 2008
Chelsey
Posted: April 15th, 2008
Yo Mama, is so fat that her pant size is umm……… BITCH lose some weight!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: April 16th, 2008
Yo momma so stupid she wanted tro get to texas from colorodo and called the operator he said 1 minute and she said thank you and hung up!
Posted: April 17th, 2008
yo momma is so hairy she has hair around her niples
Posted: April 20th, 2008
your brothers so nasty he shoved durecell bataries up his ass and said, ( I GOT THE POWER)
Posted: April 20th, 2008
YO BROTHER SO STUPID HE HUMPED MY BEST FRIEND FROM TOP TO BOTTOM
Posted: April 20th, 2008
Yo Momma so fat they closed burger king on her birthday
Posted: April 20th, 2008
your momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car
Posted: April 21st, 2008
Yo momma’s so fat when she went to KFC she sang ”we are family macdonalds burger king and me”
Posted: April 21st, 2008
Hey, yeah you – I did not know that yo momma was a movie star
We got Chackie Chan, Jet Lee and yo momma UG LY!
Posted: April 24th, 2008
yo brotha so ugly not even his dad wud f*** him
Posted: April 30th, 2008
yo mommas so ugly she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
Posted: May 1st, 2008
Yo mamma like to lick my dick so much thats the rael definition of BALLIN’!
Posted: May 2nd, 2008
yo mama is so fat she rolls to work
Posted: May 9th, 2008
Your momma is so wack when she goes to sonic people ask her for a wacky pack.
Posted: May 10th, 2008
yo momma so fat she fell and couldint feel it
Posted: May 10th, 2008
yo moma so bald,mister clean got jeolus
Posted: May 11th, 2008
yomommas are all so fat that your dad had to have a ladder to do her
Posted: May 12th, 2008
Yo Mamma’s feet so skanky that when your family wants jam pieces, she gets yo brother to run a loaf of bread between her toes.
Yo’ Grannies neck so damn wrinkled, I use it as a cheese grater.
I got notin bad to say about Yo Momma - heck, her face says it all…
Your pet Cat so freakin nasty it bit ma dog and gave it rabies.
Yo Auntie so stinkin that a skunk smelled her butt and passed out.
Yo mama’s so poor, TV dinner trays are her good china.
Damn it, just realised that last yo is as old as the crust in yo Sister’s knickers…
You liked that mama joke didn’t ya? Good?…well, nowhere near as good as Yo Mama was last night
But, hey, if I wanted a comeback, christ, I’d just wipe it off Yo Mamma’s chin…
Yo Mama like a television - even a 2 year old can turn her on!
You brother so hairy Big foot is taking his picture..
Yo Mother in law so stinky she use Right Guard and Left Guard.
Your Grandpa’s so hairy, Jane Goodall follows him around.
Yo Star wars geeky friend so damn hairy, she’s a stunt double for Chewbacca and her baby daughter played the leader of the Ewoks (no makeup needed).
Yo English teacher so damn stupid, she failed a survey…
Yo Sista like a mailbox, open all day and all night…
Yo mama’s so clumsy, she got tangled up in a Mobile phone.
Yo mama’s like an elevator - blokes go up and down on her all day. Yo Mother in law so dmamnd Dislexus when I told her to go get some Head and Shoulders…she jump on top of me Shoulders and gave me head!!!
Your IM buddies so damn stanky, I can smell them over the interweb
Only job yo ever gonna get is as a blind bird-watcher.
Yo idiotic Doctor so damn greasy that he uses Bacon as a bandaid
Yo Dog so short it’s best friend is an Ant.
Yo Auntie so flat chested she jealous of the wall.
Yo girlfriend so cheap I threw her a penny for sex and she gave me change…
The first line in the Bible was mistranslated - it actually reads - ‘In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth and yo’ fat ugly Mama’
Yo Grandpa’s house so damned cold, the Roaches ice skate around the kitchen.
Yo Momma house so small that I put my Key in the doorlock and broke the freakin back window!
I heard yo mama got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job…
Yo baby sista’s nose so long, it make Steffi Graf jealous…
Yo Mam so damn ugly, look like the ho was hit by the whole freakin Ugly Tree!!!
Yo Mama so old - heck, the first line of the Koran was mistranslated - it should read ‘All praise is due to Allah, the Lord of the Worlds and Father of Yo’ Mama’…
I heard that yo Granny was so disgustingly ugly that on a holiday to Egypt she looked up a Camel’s ass and scared the hump off of it!
Yo Driving Instructor so damn old he got hieroglyphics on his Driver license.
Yo Cousin so old she drives a chariot to High school
I took yo Mama to the Doctor’s - I tell him that she feeling poorly and that she only got 1 toe and 1 knee. Doc tells me she’s contracted ‘Tony’…
Yo Boss so damn ugly that when he leaned out the window the Police arrested him for attempted murder
That Grandpa of your’s so stupid and poor that when I came over for Dinner he read me recipes…
Yo wee brother so damn hairy that he went for a short back and sides and lost 30 pounds…
Yo mama’s chest hair so damn long, it growing all the way down to her willy.
Yo mama’s so nice, she offered me the hair off her back.
Yo Mother in law so nasty, she got more clap than an auditorium.
I’s apologise for talkin bout Yo Mama…I should know better…hell, I don’t even know the Man…
No seriously, under all that hair yo Mama is really a Saint….a saint Bernard!
But really, yo Mamma is just like a golf course - everybody gets a hole in one!
Yo Nana still so fat she wears a Microwave as a beeper.
And yo Mother-in-law so huge she stole my pillow cases when she ran outta socks.
Yo mama should be locked away, cos every time she moons people they turn into werewolves
She nasty too ya know - yo daddy just got out of hospital after eating her out - he caught food poisining…
Yo’momma so ugly she actually is very good at her job: Being a scarecrow.