803 Yo Momma Jokes in “Yo Brother Jokes”



  1. best's Momma Joke:

    Yo brother so nasty he slept with my momma.



  2. betty's Momma Joke:

    your brother is so big, he looks like a dump truck……..



  3. mmm's Momma Joke:

    yo brother so fishy, yo daddy put ketchup on him and eat it



  4. luigi's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so poor she makes a hobo look like a rich man!! =]



  5. luigi's Momma Joke:

    yo brothers so hairy when you go by the ape exibite the zoo keepers say OH NO AN APE ESCAPED!!



  6. alex's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat,she had to go to seaworld to get baptized….



  7. yo's Momma Joke:

    yo brother so ugly yo momma tried 2 push you back inside when you wuz born



  8. yo's Momma Joke:

    yo brother so stupid he roasted his dick thinking it wuz a hot dog



  9. candy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when god said let their be light he said move your fat ass out of the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  10. jessica's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s teeth are so yellow when cars saw her teeth they slowed doun



  11. jessica's Momma Joke:

    my little four years old sister said this——-yo momma is so fat i can not believe it i thought that it was so cute ,so did my mom!



  12. lollipop's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly they slapped u across the face wen u wwere born



  13. candycane's Momma Joke:

    yo botha soooo ugly he almost made michael jackson striaght



  14. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mum



  15. JT's Momma Joke:

    ALL THESE JOKES SUCK AND YO MOMMA SO FAT YOU HAVE TO ROLL OVER TWICE TO GET OF OF HER…..



  16. roger rabbit's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid …she went to see a 18 certificate movie ..wid 17 of her friends



  17. Vj 4 lyf's Momma Joke:

    Ur brada so stupid dat he even bunked his wedding



  18. ICY's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT SHE MADE D.K LOOK SKINNY



  19. YO MAMA's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO UGLY DAT SHE LOOK LIKE A T REX AND THE BOOGIE MAN FUSION



  20. freegard's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat, when she turns around everyone throws her a welcome back party.



  21. snoop dogg's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so dumb she saw a bus full of white kids and she said stop that twinkie.



  22. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she makes micheal jackson look like justin timberlake



  23. sharleen's Momma Joke:

    ur mama so poor when i threw a rock at da trash can she came out and said who knocked.



  24. JACOB's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMA SO FAT SHE SEEN UR DADDY AND SAID OOOOOOHHHHHH LOLIPOP AND MENT TO SAY OOOO PAPI



  25. Chick's Momma Joke:

    Your bro so nasty he ate a bogger for dinner!



  26. Monkey's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly they put her face in cookie dough to make gorilla cookies



  27. Monkey's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly they filmed “Gorrilla in the MIst” in her shower.



  28. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE SAT ON THE TOILET IT SANG ABCDEFG GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF OF ME!!!!



  29. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE RAN INTO A PARKED CAR



  30. jess's Momma Joke:

    yo brother sooo old he ran track with the dinosaurs.



  31. jason said's Momma Joke:

    your mother is so ugly when her baby was born the doctor slapped it in the face



  32. jason said's Momma Joke:

    your brothers so fat he had a cheesy bellend so he ate it cause he thought it was a cheesy hotdog



  33. jason said's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so poor she could not a ford a free sample



  34. jason said's Momma Joke:

    your brother is so gay he made micheal jackson look stright



  35. Pricilla's Momma Joke:

    ur mamma is so ugly day when she joined an ugly contest, they said sorry no professinals



  36. Papo5100's Momma Joke:

    yo brother so nasty that when he was horney he f****ed a sales person



  37. Kayla's Momma Joke:

    Bitch yo mamma so ugly id rather slep with my dog



  38. Yo mama so fat when she walks around the block the world spins faster's Momma Joke:

    chelsey



  39. Yo mama so fat when she puts a teaspoon full of water in the bath tub and she sit down in it it ouer flows's Momma Joke:

    Chelsey



  40. Shababalababadingdonghasadingdong's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama, is so fat that her pant size is umm……… BITCH lose some weight!!!!!!!!!!



  41. Brittany's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she wanted tro get to texas from colorodo and called the operator he said 1 minute and she said thank you and hung up!



  42. pinky's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hairy she has hair around her niples



  43. mary's Momma Joke:

    your brothers so nasty he shoved durecell bataries up his ass and said, ( I GOT THE POWER)



  44. FAT ASS's Momma Joke:

    YO BROTHER SO STUPID HE HUMPED MY BEST FRIEND FROM TOP TO BOTTOM



  45. ThE iiNsTaNt ClAsSiiC's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat they closed burger king on her birthday



  46. ThE iiNsTaNt ClAsSiiC's Momma Joke:

    your momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car



  47. davi-fe's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat when she went to KFC she sang ”we are family macdonalds burger king and me”



  48. davi-fe's Momma Joke:

    Hey, yeah you – I did not know that yo momma was a movie star
    We got Chackie Chan, Jet Lee and yo momma UG LY!



  49. yessebetch's Momma Joke:

    yo brotha so ugly not even his dad wud f*** him



  50. erik's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ugly she threw a boomerang and it never came back.



  51. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma like to lick my dick so much thats the rael definition of BALLIN’!



  52. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she rolls to work



  53. Brittany's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so wack when she goes to sonic people ask her for a wacky pack.



  54. corey's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she fell and couldint feel it



  55. clay's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so bald,mister clean got jeolus



  56. allyallstupiud's Momma Joke:

    yomommas are all so fat that your dad had to have a ladder to do her



  57. jabob's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma’s feet so skanky that when your family wants jam pieces, she gets yo brother to run a loaf of bread between her toes.

    Yo’ Grannies neck so damn wrinkled, I use it as a cheese grater.

    I got notin bad to say about Yo Momma - heck, her face says it all…

    Your pet Cat so freakin nasty it bit ma dog and gave it rabies.

    Yo Auntie so stinkin that a skunk smelled her butt and passed out.

    Yo mama’s so poor, TV dinner trays are her good china.

    Damn it, just realised that last yo is as old as the crust in yo Sister’s knickers…

    You liked that mama joke didn’t ya? Good?…well, nowhere near as good as Yo Mama was last night :)

    But, hey, if I wanted a comeback, christ, I’d just wipe it off Yo Mamma’s chin…

    Yo Mama like a television - even a 2 year old can turn her on!

    You brother so hairy Big foot is taking his picture..

    Yo Mother in law so stinky she use Right Guard and Left Guard.

    Your Grandpa’s so hairy, Jane Goodall follows him around.

    Yo Star wars geeky friend so damn hairy, she’s a stunt double for Chewbacca and her baby daughter played the leader of the Ewoks (no makeup needed).

    Yo English teacher so damn stupid, she failed a survey…

    Yo Sista like a mailbox, open all day and all night…

    Yo mama’s so clumsy, she got tangled up in a Mobile phone.

    Yo mama’s like an elevator - blokes go up and down on her all day. Yo Mother in law so dmamnd Dislexus when I told her to go get some Head and Shoulders…she jump on top of me Shoulders and gave me head!!!

    Your IM buddies so damn stanky, I can smell them over the interweb

    Only job yo ever gonna get is as a blind bird-watcher.

    Yo idiotic Doctor so damn greasy that he uses Bacon as a bandaid

    Yo Dog so short it’s best friend is an Ant.

    Yo Auntie so flat chested she jealous of the wall.

    Yo girlfriend so cheap I threw her a penny for sex and she gave me change…

    The first line in the Bible was mistranslated - it actually reads - ‘In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth and yo’ fat ugly Mama’

    Yo Grandpa’s house so damned cold, the Roaches ice skate around the kitchen.

    Yo Momma house so small that I put my Key in the doorlock and broke the freakin back window!

    I heard yo mama got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job…

    Yo baby sista’s nose so long, it make Steffi Graf jealous…

    Yo Mam so damn ugly, look like the ho was hit by the whole freakin Ugly Tree!!!

    Yo Mama so old - heck, the first line of the Koran was mistranslated - it should read ‘All praise is due to Allah, the Lord of the Worlds and Father of Yo’ Mama’…

    I heard that yo Granny was so disgustingly ugly that on a holiday to Egypt she looked up a Camel’s ass and scared the hump off of it!

    Yo Driving Instructor so damn old he got hieroglyphics on his Driver license.

    Yo Cousin so old she drives a chariot to High school

    I took yo Mama to the Doctor’s - I tell him that she feeling poorly and that she only got 1 toe and 1 knee. Doc tells me she’s contracted ‘Tony’…

    Yo Boss so damn ugly that when he leaned out the window the Police arrested him for attempted murder

    That Grandpa of your’s so stupid and poor that when I came over for Dinner he read me recipes…

    Yo wee brother so damn hairy that he went for a short back and sides and lost 30 pounds…

    Yo mama’s chest hair so damn long, it growing all the way down to her willy.

    Yo mama’s so nice, she offered me the hair off her back.

    Yo Mother in law so nasty, she got more clap than an auditorium.

    I’s apologise for talkin bout Yo Mama…I should know better…hell, I don’t even know the Man…

    No seriously, under all that hair yo Mama is really a Saint….a saint Bernard!

    But really, yo Mamma is just like a golf course - everybody gets a hole in one!

    Yo Nana still so fat she wears a Microwave as a beeper.

    And yo Mother-in-law so huge she stole my pillow cases when she ran outta socks.

    Yo mama should be locked away, cos every time she moons people they turn into werewolves

    She nasty too ya know - yo daddy just got out of hospital after eating her out - he caught food poisining…

    Yo’momma so ugly she actually is very good at her job: Being a scarecrow.



  58. JMP's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat her favorite song is “They see me rollin”



  59. JMP's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat that her car don’t have an airbag, she is the airbag



  60. JMP's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat not even Jackie Chan could make it around her in 90 days



  61. JMP's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so stupid so stupid she got ran over by a parked car



  62. JMP's Momma Joke:

    YO mamma so fat she eats more hot dogs for an average snack than kobayashi eats in a contest



  63. sarah's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so damn uglg she had a fire on her face and we put it out wit an ice pick



  64. j dog's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas sooooo damn fat that she had to go to the doctors and the doctor said sorry the place is packed



  65. sarah's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas damn fat she sat on the dollar and it sang oh say can u see get ur fat but off me



  66. desminia's Momma Joke:

    yomomm so fat when she went to the beach they said”look its free willie!”



  67. desminia's Momma Joke:

    ok dog that waz wac i no



  68. desminia's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning



  69. rebecca's Momma Joke:

    yo momo so fat, at skool for gym they ran around her for excersize!



  70. cHaLe-ChOLa's Momma Joke:

    Yo brother is dirty and nasty everytime he pass by me i dont know whether to offer some paper toilet or some gum…..



  71. lolo's Momma Joke:

    yo brother so fat every time he goes to the beach the whales sing we are family



  72. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she tried to put m’n'ms in ABC order



  73. ebony is awesome's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she sold the car for petrol money xD =]



  74. ebony is awesome's Momma Joke:

    ebony is awesome



  75. funny1's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so ugly i thought it was halloween

    yo moma so ugly and stinky when something like a animal or person it got blind or died

    yo moma so stupid she roasted her pussie thinking it was bread

    yo moma so stupid she thought a hot dog was a dads dick and sucked it

    yo moma so ugly she made the boogey man jelous[boogey men wanted to be the uglyest person on earth

    yaw funny people is cool to but im the funniest



  76. funny1's Momma Joke:

    desminia im better than you in yo moma jokes and the other one lets have online



  77. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo Momma is so ugly yo sista is so hot and she thought i cant believe i came out this ugly ass bitch



  78. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    aj

    yo mama so hairy she got afros on her nipples…..



  79. Daniel Peters's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy her nipples grow afros



  80. CERI's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOM



  81. megan's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so wite she make micheal jackson look black



  82. erin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat, she picked out the lint from her belly button and pulled out a sweater



  83. erin's Momma Joke:

    yomma so fat she rolled over a dollar and got 4 quarters out of it

    Yo momma so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl.

    yo mamma so fat she has her own zip code



  84. amber's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so bald head u can see what she is thinkin



  85. neal allen-my name's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat, she sweat butter and syrup, and got a full time job at denny’s whipin pancakes cross her fo head



  86. chez's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she got locked in a groceries store and died of starvation



  87. Tiana's Momma Joke:

    yo momma breath stink SOOO BAD SHE WALK UP INTO DA BATHROOM N ALL DA TOOTHBRUSHES DO DA MATRIX —-AWWW SHIT, SHE AINT PICKING ME—-



  88. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, when she fell in the Grand Canyon she got stuck!



  89. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, when she fell in the Grand Canyon she got stuck!



  90. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    My jokes suck



  91. lala's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so dumb she fell downHAHAHAHAHSA



  92. me's Momma Joke:

    Your mum so fat when she steps on scales it says to be continued



  93. whale's child's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles flew out



  94. whale's child's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she goes 2 dancing class the dancing teacher says you look like the great pumpkin



  95. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ure so ugle when yo momma pushed u out she asked for a refund



  96. By This girl !!!'s Momma Joke:

    Abbey jenkins is so fishy the tide comes in !!!!!!



  97. By This girl !!!'s Momma Joke:

    Luke d ears are so big they make the ivil tower look tiny



  98. By This girl !!!'s Momma Joke:

    i have never seen a girl run so fast than bethan with her dinner ticket !!



  99. Deven's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so tall she can sit on th ifeltower



  100. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ksdlfjklndklgs



  101. malik's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so hairy the only language she speaks is chubbaka.awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww



  102. chiken wing's Momma Joke:

    yo brother is so gay when he farted everybody thought it was global warming



  103. meee's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid she sold her car for gas money



  104. dude123's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid she starved to death in a grocery store



  105. person824's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she played pool with the planets



  106. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma poor thet when i saw her kicking a paper bALL i ask what sshe was doing she said i’M MOVing



  107. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so short she made WII man look taller



  108. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so tall she could say TIMBER 10 times before she hit the ground



  109. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so short you can see her feet on her drivers licsens



  110. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so jstupid she thought justin timerlake made timberlands



  111. candy floss's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so thin she swallod a meat ball and she thought she was pregnant



  112. kayzie's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s so fat she makes free willy look like i tic-tac



  113. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she on both sides of the family!
    yo mama so fat when she go on a date her date has to take her to the dollar menu



  114. amber's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat when she went to sea world all the weals started
    singing “we are family”….



  115. Omar's Momma Joke:

    ur momma has soo thick glass she says hi to people on the map



  116. Omar's Momma Joke:

    ur momma soo dumb she thiink her ass hole is her eye and her eyes are her ass



  117. adriano's Momma Joke:

    what do you call cheese dat aint yours , (wait 4 it) NACHOCHEESE



  118. JJ Jokes's Momma Joke:

    your bro feet so nasty that when u touch it,it hiss at u



  119. Gabby's Momma Joke:

    yo mumma’s arm pits are so hairy, she looks like she’s got a hippy in a head lock!

    oh snap!



  120. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so black she look like she swim in soysauce



  121. Michael Alexander Thomas's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so black she look like she swim in soysauce



  122. Michael Thomas's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so black she look like she swim in soysauce



  123. Michael alexander Thomas's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly it look like she just came out of world war 3



  124. nvajstog@gmail.com's Momma Joke:

    wpgtqcaz pvbghxqwt fctsbd nsvb afbnumts bfaejnx vawhnestr



  125. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is soo old she sat behind jesus in the third grade



  126. skull-freak's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stank skunks dont even call her family

    yo momma so ugly when she walked into to the kitchen rats jumped on the table and screamed.

    yo momma so fat that when a bus went by she said “twinkie come back”

    yo momma so hairy the only language she speaks is wooky.

    yo momma so fat that when she farts Al Gore accuses her of global warming.

    yo momma so ugly she put the fuh in fugly.

    yo momma so dumb she brought a spoon to the superbowl.

    yo momma so dumb she went to a clippers game to get a hair cut.

    yo momma so fat scientists thought she was another planet.



  127. Mrs. Garza's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she uses texas as a tanning bed/



  128. Ms. Harrell's Momma Joke:

    Said “Hey”



  129. Karina Garza's Momma Joke:

    she likes your mom!



  130. yomomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old that when she went to school there was no history lessons



  131. aye aye tara's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old that she was a waitress at the last supper



  132. crissy's Momma Joke:

    I am gay



  133. Adams dad's Momma Joke:

    my son is gay and his name is crissy



  134. justine bolton's Momma Joke:

    io am a dirty smack hor and i shag my sons teachers for money MR HIGGINS



  135. Adams mum's Momma Joke:

    i am 1003 years old
    also my son crissy is gay



  136. JACK SHERIDAN's Momma Joke:

    I SHAG KIDS



  137. JACK SHERIDAN's Momma Joke:

    LILLY SHAW



  138. Adam Rhodes mum's Momma Joke:

    i lovve c*ck and crack



  139. JACK SHERIDAN's Momma Joke:

    I SUCK DICK



  140. JACK SHERIDAN's Momma Joke:

    I AM A PEDOFILE



  141. Adam Rhodes's Momma Joke:

    my bro and dad go to gangbans together



  142. JACK SHERIDAN's Momma Joke:

    I LOVE LITTLE KIDS



  143. Jack Sheridan's Momma Joke:

    Is FITTTTTTTT



  144. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stuped when she went to the beach and was wearing a blue bartthing suit they said HEY FREE WILLY!



  145. billy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that god cant lift up her spirit



  146. nunya's Momma Joke:

    IVANNA IS A SLUT BAGand i hate her and she can suck toni pussy



  147. Jack's Momma Joke:

    Tommy is a gay spice boy



  148. Jack sheridans mum's Momma Joke:

    i luv to suck 5 year olds willys haha



  149. Jack sheridans mum's Momma Joke:

    i am on crack n i put herion in me sons din dins



  150. tommy herons mum's Momma Joke:

    i love to make spuds and suck my sons willy cus it taste like serspuds



  151. jack's Momma Joke:

    i love to mget it on with any one under the age of 12 and i am 15 it all good



  152. tommy herons mum's Momma Joke:

    i feed my kid crack and smak



  153. Jack sheridans's Momma Joke:

    i had sex wiith sum 1 3 years younger i am a pervert



  154. jack's Momma Joke:

    anyone called lilly on if so talk to me xx



  155. tommy herons mum's Momma Joke:

    i get uses and aboused by Jack Sheridan and my son they have spit roasted my be4 and i loved it



  156. robin's Momma Joke:

    yo momma teeth so yellow when she close her mouth her boobs glow up



  157. robin's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when she walk in the house the ant and mice says all hail the big beast



  158. robin's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when she walk in the house the ant and mice says all hail the big beast



  159. day-da nd brit's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat and hairy that the circus mistaked her as the grizzly bear!!!!!!!!!!ha,,,,ha,,ha,,, :D



  160. deisy nd brittnay's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is sooo fat when she went on a cruse she jumped off the boat an the whales started to sing”we r family evan tho your fater then me” bitch



  161. deisy nd brittnay's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is soo poor when she threw a can down the street the neibors said what r yall doin she said were moving!



  162. deisy nd brittnay's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is soo poor when i asked her can i use the rest room she said pick a corner!



  163. deisy nd brittnay's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is soo smelly when she walked down the street the neibors said garbage truck is here!



  164. deisy nd brittnay's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid when i hold up 2 fingers sideways she said”bunny”



  165. deisy nd brittnay's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is soo nasty when i said whats that on your fingers she said well,,,,i couldnt find anything else to wipe with!



  166. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo sister so stupid she thought that TACOBELL waz a MEXICAN phone company



  167. ako's Momma Joke:

    yo teeth so big when you sneez you bite your chest



  168. KENNETH MEDINA said's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE PUT A YELLOW JACKET DYONDRE YELLED OUT TAXI !



  169. AKO SAID's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SOBLACKWHAN SHE PUT ON YELLOW LIPSTICK SHE LOOKED LIKE A CHESSE BURGER



  170. kenny miller's Momma Joke:

    tell yo momma to stop wearing green lipstick because she makeing my balls look like ninga turtles



  171. filipina girl's Momma Joke:

    yo brothew is ugly like heck



  172. sam's Momma Joke:

    yp mamma’s so fat when she put a yellow t-shirt on people started shouting taxi



  173. sam's Momma Joke:

    yo brother is so ugly ur mamma had to put a pork chop round his neck so the dog would play with him



  174. michal jackson's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so gay she did Blake mette



  175. Ismail's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is ssooooooooooo fat its september right now and yo mamma still stuck in august..



  176. cadedra's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly the bird looked at her and dropped dead



  177. Joker's Momma Joke:

    When your brother was bor ur mom said, what a tresher and ur dad said let’s burry it!



  178. Joker's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she puts on a yellow shirt people call her taxi!



  179. Joker's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she was bathtised a niagra falls!



  180. Joker's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so hair she only speaks dog!



  181. Joker's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she went swimming she steped on atlantas!



  182. Joker's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor when I steped on a cigar she said who turned out the lights?!



  183. Joker's Momma Joke:

    I could do this all day



  184. Joker's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she related to the titanic



  185. Joker's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat when she cuts the lawn she cutting the rain forrest!



  186. Joker's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she jumps people say ”look at the jumbo jet”!



  187. Joker's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor she eats ceareal with a fork to save milk!



  188. Joker's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is sooooo fat she lets orfans live in all thoses rolls!!!



  189. Joker's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so nasty she works a a greas factory… well she is the greas facktory!



  190. Joker's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow when she walk by kids say ”oh no” ”I’m going to be late for the bus”!



  191. Joker's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she goses for a jog she goses on the air port!



  192. Joker's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor when she was kicking a can down the road she said sh was moving!



  193. Young Missle's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she makes sumo wrestlers look skinny!!!



  194. lol's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so skinny that when she turned sideways she dissipered



  195. zgsn's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she goes swimming she has to put her flubber up



  196. Tara's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles



  197. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat dat she fell in love and broke it!



  198. pak's Momma Joke:

    khn



  199. buttcrackman's Momma Joke:

    butt crack man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  200. buttcrackman's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so hairy king kong was like damn bitch shave some dat shit off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i went durrr



  201. Melissa's Momma Joke:

    Your mom is so ugly, the only thing attracted to her is gravity



  202. you's Momma Joke:

    yjyiopdfjvnjkusdyfjkdbxctgmndbgf7gbkdjjfybhdkjfndbsugbf,nbduybfkshdufbgknsdhhufgndbjfhgjbbbbbbbbbbbbhsdfhddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddgeorge



  203. you's Momma Joke:

    buttcracks



  204. asahspades's Momma Joke:

    yo brother so stupid he threw a rock at the ground…..
    and missed



  205. Dan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so stupid that she brang a spoon to the Superbowl



  206. Danny's Momma Joke:

    ur so fat that wen u sat on the rainbow skittles popped out!



  207. Rian's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy I said lets go to busch gardens she opened her legs and said we’re here!!!!!



  208. Rian's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street I asked her what she was doing and she said moving



  209. LOLZZZ's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so hairy that you almost dies of rugburn at birthhh



  210. bgonfiree's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat the only shampoo she can use is head and shoulders



  211. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so nasty she did the splits and stuck to the floor



  212. JOKE KING's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so nasty her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.



  213. JOKE KING's Momma Joke:

    I DID THE STUCK TO FLOOR ONE TOO



  214. JOKE KING's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA HOUSE SO SMALL I STUCK A KEY IN THE DOOR AND STABBED EVERYONE



  215. JOKE KING's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMAS TWAT IS SO NASTY SHE HAS TO PEEL HER PANTIES OFF



  216. JOKE KING's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE USES A SHEEP FOR A TAMPON



  217. JOKE KING's Momma Joke:

    IM TH KING. ANT CHALLENGERS



  218. tomas's Momma Joke:

    you and yo momma are so poor that you went to kfc to like other peoples fingers



  219. eddie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so skinny that she uses a honey nut cheerio as a hoola hoop!



  220. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so damn fat she fell and got stuck in the grand canyon



  221. eddie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so skinny when she turns sideways she disapperas



  222. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she failed to eat the red ones last



  223. steven mack's Momma Joke:

    sure loves it up the a$$hole :)



  224. amonimussssss's Momma Joke:

    yo momma sooooo fat, the eart skuisses up when she comes



  225. david's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so small she live in a dorito bag with a dog named chip



  226. david's Momma Joke:

    why yo mama ant got no legs sayin im just kicken it



  227. david's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so short she can do backflips under the bed



  228. david's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she was walkin down the street with 1 shoe on i asked her did you lose a shoe she said no i found one



  229. Justin's Momma Joke:

    this will rip all of yours———yo mama is so fat that when i stuck my ass out of the car window and then she stuck her face ouuta the window the guy over there thought we were twins..



  230. Justin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she thught ‘fruit punch’ was a gay boxer



  231. Justin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dumb she got locked out of a convertable car with the top down



  232. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    U kids is soooo dumb and ugly ya need someones dantrive as tissue to wipe ur butt and talk about mamas again ima tell u wat a mama is alright.



  233. johnny dick heaad's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so ugly when she worked at the bakery they dipped her face in batter to make animal cookies



  234. dude's Momma Joke:

    yo brother is so gay that he sucks dick for bus fair and walks home



  235. steven mack's Momma Joke:

    sure like men



  236. steven mack's Momma Joke:

    yo momma soo poor; when i threw a rock at the trash can; she came out and said.. ‘you rangg?’



  237. steven mack's Momma Joke:

    youre mom us so fat that she rolled over a dollar and got four quarters out of it

    youre mom is so harry that she gots afros growin off her nipples!

    youre sisters like a mail box. open all day and all night

    :) yeahh beotchh :)



  238. Nick's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so slutty she catches more balls then randy moss



  239. spoiledangel9111's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so short she could sit on a dime and swing her legs



  240. Uchenna3773's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so old she knew burger king when it was a prince



  241. Emma MacNay's Momma Joke:

    my momma’s name is Lorraine.



  242. Kirsty Thompson's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!



  243. Conner Easton's Momma Joke:

    Your momma gave me a tampon !!



  244. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat her belly button doesn’t have lint. It has sweaters



  245. Yo Daddy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl.



  246. Erick's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl.



  247. dont need 2 know's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she make king kong look like a migget.



  248. you's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she fell on the floor i didnt want to say nothing but the floor was cracking up



  249. jUAN's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so ghetto that when her water broke it was kool-aid
    yo mamma is so stupid that she thought fruit punch was gay boxing
    yo mamma is so stupid that she thought fruity rice was a gay chinese restruant



  250. Yo mama's Momma Joke:

    so poor I saw her climbing the tree and I asked her What she was doing she said getting toilet paper.



  251. Cole's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so dumb when you asked whats for dinner she jumped on the table pulled down her pants and sayed crabs!



  252. Cole's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so dumb she went to wallgreens she looked around and sayed these walls arnt green!



  253. Cole's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas butt is so big shes three feet taller when she sits down! oooooo!



  254. Cole's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so hairy u thought u were raised by a gorrila!



  255. Cole's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so old when she trys to breast feed clouds of dust form



  256. Cole's Momma Joke:

    i taut of yo mama all day! i waz at ta zoo!



  257. Cole's Momma Joke:

    i swear i saw ur mamas twin at exhibit number three!



  258. Cole's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat when she was walken down ta street sum 1 caled animal controll about a loose elaphant



  259. kayla velasco's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat that wen she sat on the toilet,the toilet sang,a,b,c,d,e,f,g, get yo fat ass off of me..



  260. kayla velasco's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so ugly,that she is ugly



  261. marcel drayton's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl!!! ahaha



  262. kayla velasco's Momma Joke:

    why did the football player go to the bank??

    to get his quarter back



  263. kayla velasco's Momma Joke:

    why did the krap cross the road??

    because it was the chickens day off



  264. marcel drayton's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas teeth are so yellow,it looks like a twinkie



  265. kayla velasco's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so poor that wen u went in her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said just pick one corner



  266. kayla velasco's Momma Joke:

    i like spam and eggs… yes im filipino!!



  267. ed killer's Momma Joke:

    fk yo mama



  268. Gooch's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly, that she mad an onion cry.



  269. Muffin's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she jumped in the air she fell in orbit



  270. norbet viri's Momma Joke:

    yor mom is so ugly that the police arrested her for mooning



  271. norbet viri's Momma Joke:

    suck a dick



  272. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma is much that she can’t stated up to said hi?



  273. Joker's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma soooo ugly, the day she was born, the doctor looked at her butt, then her face and said: “TWINS” ! ! ! !
    -if you guys want more, just ask, i got a bag-full of jokes!!!!



  274. Joker's Momma Joke:

    Your momma sooo strong, she can gargle with peanut-butter ! ! !



  275. Joker's Momma Joke:

    Your momma sooo ugly, the day she was born, the nurse said: “What is that?!”, and then the doctor said: “I don’t know, but if it moves, KILL IT ! ! !”.



  276. Joker's Momma Joke:

    Your momma sooo skinny, she hand-glide with a Dorito chip ! ! ! !



  277. Joker's Momma Joke:

    Your momma teeth sooo yellow, everytime she closes her mouth, her neck glows ! ! !



  278. adderly's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when god said let their be light he said move your fat ass out of the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    yo mamma’s teeth are so yellow when cars saw her teeth they slowed doun
    Yo mama’s so fat, when she turns around everyone throws her a welcome back party
    Yo momma so ugly they put her face in cookie dough to make gorilla cookies
    yo momma so ugly they filmed “Gorrilla in the MIst” in her shower

    Yo momma’s so fat when she went to KFC she sang ”we are family macdonalds burger king and me

    You liked that mama joke didn’t ya? Good?…well, nowhere near as good as Yo Mama was last night

    Yo mama so fat her favorite song is “They see me rollin

    yo momma so stupid she tried to put m’n’ms in ABC order



  279. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so nasty i went in tha bathroom and saw her givein yo brither some head



  280. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    THESE JOKES ARE SO DAMN CORNEY………….. SUCK BALLS!!!!



  281. YUNG MYK3's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT WEN I SAW HER FALL I DIDN’T WANNA LAUGH BUT DA GROUND WAS CRACCIN UP
    ~JUS ME N MY DRANK~



  282. Ucly Ass Nicca's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid dat she stared at a bottle of orange juice dat had CONCETRATE on the back



  283. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama so hairy the only lanuge she speaks is wookie



  284. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so stupid she looks at you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  285. Donavon's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly when bricks are ugly she makes her own projects!



  286. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo brothers so ugly yo mama sent him back!



  287. Helen's Momma Joke:

    yo brother are so dum he look like a dump truk



  288. jgjhjjkgvhjfkf's Momma Joke:

    yo bro is soooo old people thought he was sand!!!!!!!!!!



  289. ihjvysntffjfvufkh8gshyuyiy7ttr65676789o[fjsgfjfgumnfhrklkjkgugh9ufnghioughioufhguijgikdniofhihoifjidhfiugjghfiugiojhijgiduhfygdnfhdjgkd,fjufguhhkgmhkgj,hjl,;,hokmjkmghkgohmfklmoidghfkhjigudyhuhduugduhgujdugdjdfgifgimyhvbtfyhgy7g77777yg6yjhgjkjyhtfdjhgjvjd's Momma Joke:

    yo bro is soooo dum when he was watching t.v he sat on th t.v and watched the chouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  290. unknown's Momma Joke:

    your momo so stupid she put lipstick on her head to make up her mind!!!!!!



  291. unknown's Momma Joke:

    Yo granpa is sooo ugly, he won 1st place in the costume contest when he was just picking you up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  292. unknown's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is soo fat that she mas her own area code!!!!!!!!!!!!



  293. unknown's Momma Joke:

    yo momo so fat that she took up all of space ( WICH NEVER ENDS!!!!! (( : ()



  294. unknown's Momma Joke:

    yo momo so fat that the little people on earth had to live in her as there new home!!!!



  295. unknown's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMO SO UGLY THAT HER SON WAS SO CUTE THAT PEOPLE DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT WAS HER SON!!!!!



  296. unknown's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMO IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE JUMPED IN THE PACIFIC OCEAN THE WHOLE WATER CAME UP AND THE WHALES TOO AND WHEN THEY CAME OUT OF THE OCEAN THE WHALES WERE SINGING WE ARE FAMILY EVEN IF YOUR FATTER THAN ME!!!!



  297. Katrina Kaif's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so skinny she could hula hoop in a cherrio!!!!!!!!!<3



  298. i noe were u all live(KATRINA KAIF)'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly that when she went to a chinsese restraunt,the waitors mistook her for being THE POOPO PLATER!
    YO MAMA IS SOO SMALL SHE FELL IN THE TOILET
    YO MAMA IS SOO CHEAP SHE CAN BARELY PAY ATTENTION
    YO MAMA IS SOO GAY THAT SHE MAKES SPONGEBOB LOOK GOOD
    yo mama is so poor the nurse said to name her daughter penny,she said no and named her FREE!

    THANKS GUYS! I HOPE U ALL ENJOYED! BY THE WAY CHECK OUT PICS OF ME ON GOOGLE IMAGES TYPE KATRINA KAIF!!!! NO LIE!IF U R KOOL THEN DO IT!FOR EVERY VISITOR THERE SHALL BE AN AWARD OF $100.00,JUST TELL ME UR ADDRESS SO I CAN MAIL U THE CHECK!



  299. n3!!i3's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat wen she went to sleep she
    was dreaming bout marshmellows wen she woke up
    her whole pillow was gone



  300. MZ.CARMEL's Momma Joke:

    yO brother so damn uglyhe get F’s fornot havig a allaybie



  301. melissa's Momma Joke:

    yo momma teeth so yellow the sun got jealouse.



  302. Macie :)'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma is sooo fat that she comes from both sides of daa family :)
    yo momma is sooo stupid that she thoought a quarter back was a refund :)
    yo momma is sooo ugly that she makes me look gudd :)
    yo momma is sooo poor that when a man walked down an alley way she said ” GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!” :)
    yo momma is sooo fat that when she sat on a nickel, a boogur popped out of george washingtons nose :) xD
    yo momma is sooo fat and old when god said “let there be light” , he had to tell yo mom 2 move her fat ass :) xD xD xD xD

    peace out ppl <3 loots off lovee ~`macie <3

    (no mommas were harmedd in daa making of these jokes xD!!)



  303. Clan's Momma Joke:

    To mama so stupid that she sat on the tv. And watched the couch!



  304. Aaliyahh ,, Ox's Momma Joke:

    yo mamass so stinkk daa toilet rann awayy



  305. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when ever she see a yellow bus full of white kids she says stop that twinki



  306. dmoney's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so poor she go to kfc and lick other people fingers



  307. douglas's Momma Joke:

    you momma is so stupit that when she had an baby she looked at the abilical cord and said it comes with cable to



  308. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat when she was in a yellow coat everybody thought she was the sun



  309. emily said:'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she saw a bus with kids that have white on she yelled stop that twinki



  310. wuendy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so skinny she can hollahops with a cherrio



  311. dani and desi's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that when she saw a BIG twinky truck she ate the whole truck including the person driving!



  312. geuss what?'s Momma Joke:

    these nuuttttttttsssssssssss



  313. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    so fat when she shit it stay in her ass crack!!!lol



  314. james's Momma Joke:

    this webstite is shit



  315. huh's Momma Joke:

    yo maama sooo stupid she traded 10 grand for a doller



  316. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    jack sherdan you s0 ugli mi momsz wouldhnt suhck ya worth nuthin



  317. brother's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she sat on walmart and lowerd the prices



  318. pizza's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma teeth is sooooooooooo yellow she smileb and trafic slowed down



  319. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yh shit



  320. daniel's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so old she left her purse on noahs ark



  321. devin mcdonald's Momma Joke:

    mamma there is somthing on ur tits my eyes



  322. t boss's Momma Joke:

    ed killer yo mommas so ugly i put a picture of u to scare GERMS!!!!!



  323. t boss's Momma Joke:

    ed killer yo mommas so ugly i put a picture of HERto scare GERMS!!!!!



  324. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama so ghetto she breast feeds kool aid



  325. chuy's Momma Joke:

    your mama so old she sat in front of jesus



  326. Yo mama so old iaskedheh's Momma Joke:

    Mark



  327. r3n3 peace's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that she looks like a bus big fat , smells bad and its one dollar to ride on



  328. r3n3 peace's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that she looks like a bus big fat , smells bad and its one dollar to ride on



  329. tyler's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes on jupiter



  330. tyler n's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so fat u have to take a bus,train,and a jet just to get to her good side



  331. tyler n's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly they changed her birthday to halloween



  332. Nicole's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that when she got in a hot air balloon it looked likw shw was wearing tights



  333. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be Continued



  334. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is fat



  335. victoria smith\'s Momma Joke:

    bjhvbh=bvujh



  336. natile's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat we are in her right now.



  337. natile's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so ugly we told her on her birthday to sing disturba by rihanna



  338. carrie mcknight's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that she can’t even fit in her bath tub so she has to go outside tobath



  339. carrie mcknight's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that she can’t even fit in her bath tub so she has to go outside tobath



  340. carrie mcknight's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so black that when a black guy has sex wit her we have to put baby powder on him just to pull him out and so we can find him



  341. carrie mcknight's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly that she can’t even get a date wit michael jackson



  342. carrie mcknight's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is ugly that they mistaken her for a guy



  343. MERNA's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so ugly that she had u…



  344. UR MOMA SO FAT SHE SAT ON A DOLLAR AND MADE CHANAGE LOL XD's Momma Joke:

    MAMA MAN WENDEY



  345. RASHAD's Momma Joke:

    UR MOMMA SO STUPID SHE SAT ON THE TV AND WATCH THE COUCH PS SHES FAT TO SO THE TV NEED TO BE FIXED NOW



  346. RASHAD's Momma Joke:

    UR MOMMA SO STUPID WHEN OBMMA SIAD HE WILL MAKE CHANGE SHE PUT HER HAND UP ASK FOR DIMES



  347. RASHAD's Momma Joke:

    UR MOMMA SO STUPID SHE THOUT A LIBRRAY WAS A FURIT



  348. leslie's Momma Joke:

    your momma jokes got me punished thanks bitchs!



  349. jeniffer's Momma Joke:

    yo mama your so so so so so a bitch



  350. zack's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she set her car on fire



  351. zack's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat space ships cant get around her



  352. zack's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat she only gives you 1 inch of space in the museum



  353. lil rock's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so fat abus hit her she said hew threw that rock



  354. A. To Tha MathaFukin A's Momma Joke:

    Tell Me A Joke



  355. ahsan's Momma Joke:

    can yoo sen me a joke :L



  356. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she saw the moon she said gimmie the cookie cookie



  357. Momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma
    SO STUPID
    that when she was reading her job application it said dont write underneath this dotted line please
    and she wrote underneath the line
    OKAY

    :P You might have heard it but i heard it when i was like 6 and it made me laugh.
    No bad comments ’cause this is my first time :P Thanks again for reading!!



  358. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yomama so stupid she sat on the tv and was watching the coach



  359. yo ma so fat that.when she turned around it was a new day's Momma Joke:

    antonio holliman



  360. mike's Momma Joke:

    ya mumma so fat god sed let ther be light she had to move!



  361. mike's Momma Joke:

    ya mummas so fat she sat on a rainbow skitles popped out



  362. mike's Momma Joke:

    hi paul



  363. paul's Momma Joke:

    hi mike



  364. mike's Momma Joke:

    howz yu bruv?



  365. paul's Momma Joke:

    ya mumma so stupid she tried to put m&ms in alphapetical order



  366. paul's Momma Joke:

    cool



  367. mike's Momma Joke:

    lol sukme!wen can can i come round urs



  368. paul's Momma Joke:

    ya mum is so fat she has to use a crane to get out of bed



  369. paul's Momma Joke:

    u suk me i give u tenner



  370. mike's Momma Joke:

    nnah m8 lol wen can i



  371. stan's Momma Joke:

    hi michal i can seeyou



  372. paul's Momma Joke:

    lik me lik me lik me lik me



  373. bradley's Momma Joke:

    micheal i know ur on this website



  374. jack's Momma Joke:

    hi brad



  375. mike's Momma Joke:

    hey brad :L lol!!!



  376. jack's Momma Joke:

    brad where are ya



  377. paul's Momma Joke:

    hello there brad where r uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu



  378. jack's Momma Joke:

    brad where are u



  379. mike's Momma Joke:

    ok hey brad wna go to cambridge saturdaywitch me andpaul



  380. nip's Momma Joke:

    ha ugays



  381. mike's Momma Joke:

    nips onthingy omg



  382. paul's Momma Joke:

    why are u so gay mike



  383. mike's Momma Joke:

    nippy!



  384. chris's Momma Joke:

    hlonoobiown yu pussyhairs



  385. mike's Momma Joke:

    cyah at back of newbuildplayfootbal wit harrys ball meet yu therjack chris paul mike jack!lol



  386. paul's Momma Joke:

    mikky



  387. brad's Momma Joke:

    hi cris ican see u



  388. ,kbj,lfdkutediy's Momma Joke:

    You wank over ya nan



  389. jack's Momma Joke:

    hi chris



  390. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Gay crap



  391. paul's Momma Joke:

    chris is gay



  392. Chris's Momma Joke:

    Paul is a nob



  393. jack's Momma Joke:

    paul get a life



  394. Chris's Momma Joke:

    Jack ellard is a gay nob



  395. jack's Momma Joke:

    jack e is a nob



  396. bob's Momma Joke:

    hi



  397. jhxnvshldfv's Momma Joke:

    auhglggvb



  398. jack's Momma Joke:

    hi u gay prosy
    why did u rape your mum on tusday yer i went their



  399. Jack's Momma Joke:

    but i wannoooooooo



  400. jack's Momma Joke:

    shut it batty boy



  401. Jack's Momma Joke:

    baty boy



  402. Jack's Momma Joke:

    hfjgd



  403. jack's Momma Joke:

    why are u so gay jack



  404. jack's Momma Joke:

    nonononononononononononononononono



  405. Jack's Momma Joke:

    nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo



  406. Chris's Momma Joke:

    Lets have a 3 some



  407. bob's Momma Joke:

    bye mate



  408. pikelbrain/mikeo's Momma Joke:

    oi yu lot ther yet?:L



  409. chris's Momma Joke:

    gaylords! least mike is on!



  410. pickelbrain's Momma Joke:

    lol?:L:P=]



  411. jack b's Momma Joke:

    shut up chris



  412. jack b's Momma Joke:

    are u their



  413. bob's Momma Joke:

    hi mate i can see u tru ya window



  414. jack b's Momma Joke:

    who are u bob get lost



  415. jack b's Momma Joke:

    no u better get lost befor i smack u up ya mummas pussy



  416. bob's Momma Joke:

    go on then



  417. jack b's Momma Joke:

    meat me at the bus stop im da payne meat ya there so i can smack ya back from whear ya came from



  418. jack b's Momma Joke:

    what about friday at the cod fathers



  419. bob's Momma Joke:

    ha u scared



  420. jack b's Momma Joke:

    no i just want a big crawd and atlest when u go home cryin ya will be near ya house



  421. bob's Momma Joke:

    stop it



  422. linole's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid she had to climb over a glass wall to see what was on the other side



  423. boboliane's Momma Joke:

    your mums so stupid she was looking for the corner of a circle room



  424. kara's Momma Joke:

    your mammas so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles poped out



  425. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ghetto when she bres feeds koolaid comes out



  426. yo momma so fat da only alphabet u know is kfc's Momma Joke:

    asia smith



  427. jake's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old she farts out dust



  428. jake/josh's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so pore the last time she smelt hot food was when a ritch guy farted



  429. josh's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so hariy she got oferd the part of chewbaka



  430. jake taylor's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old her bress milk is powder



  431. jake taylor's Momma Joke:

    your brother but is os hariy it looks like donky kong is about to pop out and say old man america



  432. Jacob Taylor/ Josh Dunn's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she goes to sit down at the movies she sits down next to everyone



  433. jake/josh's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across lake michigan



  434. jake/josh's Momma Joke:

    yo brother is so old i told him to act his age he died



  435. jake/josh's Momma Joke:

    your brother is so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside he ran out with a spoon



  436. jake/josh's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she takes the trash in



  437. jake/josh's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old her memerory is in black and white



  438. Jacob Taylor/ Josh Dunn's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she stares at an orange juice carton every morning for an hour’cause it says “concentrate”



  439. Arely Diaz's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so nasty that insted of puting the sloppy joe on the bread she put a pile of shet!
    ha ha ha
    I LOVE YOU JOSE LOPEZ



  440. daniel diaz's Momma Joke:

    you mamma so fat i saw her in a red tank top and i screamed AYYYY OHH KOOL AID



  441. daniel diaz's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ghetto when she breast feeds kool-aid comes out



  442. daniel diaz's Momma Joke:

    you mamma is so ugly when she was born the dr slaped her face thinking it was her ass



  443. daniel diaz's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is like a taxi every body gets a ride



  444. daniel diaz's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so black she takes once you go black you never go back to a nother page



  445. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is soooooooooooooo thick she got locked up in tescos and she starved to death hahahahahaha



  446. anayah's Momma Joke:

    yo mama soooooooooooooooooo ugle when she looked in the mirror the mirror broke



  447. angel's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid that she said dont make me angry you wont like me when im angry am i green yet



  448. angel's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid that she said dont make me angry you wont like me when im angry am i green yet



  449. angel tafoya's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat that she said i want to go around the world…oh wait she already is



  450. Tiffany's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama soooooooo old when she sneeze she sneeze



  451. Milez's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama soooooooo fat when she punch she get a wigie



  452. ..........'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat that she could be the Eighth continent!



  453. olivia's Momma Joke:

    every time your mama get on a scale it said to be continued then it said fat ass hole get up off of me im 11 years old who wrote this



  454. lamor rogers's Momma Joke:

    yo mama soooooooooo fat she put on a yellow raincoat people said taxi



  455. these nuts's Momma Joke:

    yo momma sooooooo ugly when she entered a ugly contest they said no preffisionals aloud bitch ass hoes



  456. funky munky's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so skinny wen she turns to the side she dissapears



  457. shanny's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so small she has to climb up a speed bump



  458. bugy667's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat every 1 thought the world was flat but then they saw yo mom



  459. bugy667's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so short she goes 2 da carnival and the man at the mary go round says no babys can ride with out adult supervison !



  460. boo-boo licka's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch



  461. mr.lykitinthebutt's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is jus ugly



  462. mr. d got a iitchin pussy for your's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid i saw her runnin down the street yallin into a involope i ask her what was doing she said sendin a voice mail lolol DO U HAVE A (IP) READ THE NAME CUS YO MOMMA DO HAHAHAHA LOL



  463. charles's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she mad 9-11



  464. Lover Boy's Momma Joke:

    I LOVE YOU MIA.



  465. Brianna's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she thought she was walking through the front door she walked through the front of the house



  466. Brianna's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she used the ocean as a bathtub



  467. Brianna's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she thought a lighthouse was a flashlight



  468. Marty's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she sits on a rainbow skittles come out



  469. herka lerka dicka's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that she cant fit inside of her oen house



  470. PASTOR GODMAN's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA HOUSE SO SMALL YOU HAVE TO EAT A LARGE PIZZA OUTSIDE



  471. Chazmm's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she thought bubblegum waz glue



  472. Ally rox baby 4verxoxox's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she goes to the beach the whales start singin we are family



  473. Ally rox baby 4verxoxox's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she goes to the park people start to ring wild life warriors



  474. Ally rox baby 4verxoxox's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat a hot air ballon compared to yo mamma looks like a pebble



  475. Ally rox baby 4verxoxox's Momma Joke:

    your mammma so fat when she fell over board a ship the captain yelled out land ahoy



  476. Secret Person?'s Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so Fat She gets Stuck in a Door and Ask For Pizza!



  477. u don't kno me's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she thought tampax pearl was jelewry



  478. someone's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly wen jason saw her he dropped dead again!!!



  479. kmann's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid she got lock in a grocery store and starved



  480. u dont know me's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is so fat she had to go to seaworld to get baptized



  481. momo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat i rolld over her 1nc 2c 3 times i stell was not off of her



  482. ???'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she floated on the ocean spain thought they found new land



  483. ???'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat the word fat was out of the picture



  484. playerhater's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so old her pussy smells like raw fish.



  485. Ayania's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so broke she uses coupons at the 99 cent store
    (oooooooooooooooooo dats cold)



  486. briania's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so fat she dont noe me like dat hahahahahah it dont make sense i noe



  487. joe's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat she tripped over 4 Ave and landed on 12



  488. SumKid IDK's Momma Joke:

    Yo mom so ugly the geico caveman look better then her



  489. yung dre's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat u got to take 2 buses a train and 3 airplanes to get to her good side



  490. yung dre's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that she went to a restuant and looked at the menu and said…………Okay



  491. funky booty's Momma Joke:

    yo brother so fat, he takes a shower at the car wash.



  492. funky booty's Momma Joke:

    yo brother is so fat, he has rolls on his dick.



  493. Jessica's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat when she goes to the beach the whales sing “We are Family”



  494. Zach's Momma Joke:

    I hate these JOKES



  495. dalton's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she walked out in a yellow rainsuit and people yelled taxi



  496. jacks's Momma Joke:

    yo daddys dick so small when he stick it in your mom she said wheres it at



  497. latrice's Momma Joke:

    yo brother so nasty that he takes crabs in the beach



  498. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat it takes an aircraft carrier to get her to work



  499. Alvin's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so poor it took her 90 years to pay off 1 cent



  500. Colleen's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles poped out!



  501. Gorge Gomez's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid when she trew a rock at the floor she missed



  502. zack effron's Momma Joke:

    your sister so ugly that she looks like madeline sanderz



  503. lily;s jokes's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she doesn’t fit through the door



  504. babygirls's Momma Joke:

    yomama so stupid she went to the bowling alley and lokked at the bowling balls and started singing we are family



  505. babygirls's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she had to go to sea world to get bapatized



  506. keanna sullivan's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupit when she herd topock shacor she thought it was a juish holiday



  507. keanna's Momma Joke:

    my brother is so ugly when he looked in the mirror your gay my brother is keyshon sullivan



  508. keanna sullivan's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupit she sat on the t.v. and watched the coutch



  509. randy blake's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat it took her 4 wheeler drive to get in her bed



  510. eddie's Momma Joke:

    funny



  511. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your mom so ugly she looks like a cracker on wellfare



  512. tony's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat god said let there b light n told ur mom 2 move her fat ass



  513. SEAN HALE's Momma Joke:

    Yo MaMa SOo DuMb ShE TrIeD To DrOwN A fiSh.



  514. Dylan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid wen she robbed the bank she hid in a police car



  515. kayla's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she steops on the scale its says one at a time please.



  516. woggington's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her



  517. woggington's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so flabby all the jews should be gassed



  518. woggington's Momma Joke:

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MART



  519. alexeh's Momma Joke:

    yo danneh!



  520. tom carrington's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she wears a tshirt with a H on it, she gets raped.



  521. danneh's Momma Joke:

    HELLO



  522. danneh's Momma Joke:

    harro adam



  523. alex's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat, when she gets naked maybury bums her



  524. maybury's Momma Joke:

    yah its true i bum fwanz



  525. Adammm's Momma Joke:

    Sean Hales momma so stupid her dress size is “fat Bitch”



  526. sean hale's Momma Joke:

    GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE



  527. alex's Momma Joke:

    mayburys mum is such a dog she gets impounded



  528. adammmms mum's Momma Joke:

    NOM NOM NOM NOM



  529. adammmmms dad's Momma Joke:

    MON MON MON MON



  530. Tom Carringtons Momma's Momma Joke:

    IM SO FAT… I PUT MY NAME ON IT!!!



  531. fwanz's Momma Joke:

    I LOVE MAYBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY



  532. Adammm's Momma Joke:

    Jesus’ Mommaz so fat she doesnt exsist



  533. lol's Momma Joke:

    I used to think that I could not go on
    And life was nothing but an awful song
    But now I know the meaning of true love
    I?m leaning on the everlasting arms

    If I can see it
    Then I can do it
    If I just believe it
    There?s nothin? to it

    I believe I can fly
    I believe I can touch the sky
    I think about it every night and day
    Spread my wings and fly away

    I believe I can soar
    I see me runnin? through that open door
    I believe I can fly
    I believe I can fly
    I believe I can fly

    See, I was on the verge of breaking out
    Sometimes silence can seem so loud
    There are miracles in life I must achieve
    But first I know it starts inside of me

    If I can see it
    Then I can be it
    If I just believe it
    There?s nothin? to it

    I believe I can fly
    I believe I can touch the sky
    I think about it every night and day
    Spread my wings and fly away

    I believe I can soar
    I see me runnin? through that open door
    I believe I can fly
    I believe I can fly
    I believe I can fly

    Hey, ?cause I believe in you

    If I can see it
    Then I can do it [I can do it]
    If I just believe it
    There?s nothin? to it

    I believe I can fly
    I believe I can touch the sky
    I think about it every night and day
    Spread my wings and fly away

    I believe I can soar
    I see me runnin? through that open door
    I believe I can fly [I can fly]
    I believe I can fly [I can fly]
    I believe I can fly [I can fly]
    Hey, if I just spread my wings [I can fly]
    I can fly [I can fly]
    I can fly [I can fly]
    I can fly [I can fly]
    If I just spread my wings [I can fly]
    I can fly [I can fly]
    [I can fly]
    [I can fly]
    [Hmmm fly, fly, fly]



  534. tom carringtons poppa's Momma Joke:

    I PUT MY DICK ON U U FAT BITCH



  535. olololololololololol's Momma Joke:

    lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol



  536. Copy n Paste's Momma Joke:

    My Mommas so fat i copy n paste lyrics to this website



  537. K.LKL;'s Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMA IS SO STUPID THAT WIN SHE HERD SOULJA SHE THOT HE SAID LOL SLILME FACE



  538. EZYE's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA’S HOUSE IZ DIRTY ,TWO RATS TRIPED ME AND JACKED
    ME FOR MY WALLET.AND YO MAMA IS SO POOR THAT SHE PUT A X ON A BOX AND SPIN IT AND SAID THERE IS YO X-BOX 360.



  539. intenddued's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund



  540. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she go into a grocery store the thing go beep beep beep



  541. jonathan m. hahaaa's Momma Joke:

    yo mamsa so fat bill gates cant afford to pay off her lipo suction..



  542. CG solider's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so fat that when she goes in to a plane it becomes a submarine



  543. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo brother so ugly. lol.



  544. leslie's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so dumb when she put on make up she couldnt make up her mind



  545. Yo mama so ugly she look in the mirror and she break out's Momma Joke:

    Da shit



  546. bryan Jones's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly she made madusa turn to stone



  547. yo brother jokes's Momma Joke:

    yo mama got so much hair on her chin she got to bread it



  548. ronald's Momma Joke:

    yo mama got so much hair on her chin she got to bread it



  549. ronald's Momma Joke:

    yo mama afro so big she got a turning signal on it



  550. ronald's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dum instead of using butter for the popcorn she used it for brushing her teeth



  551. ronald's Momma Joke:

    yo ma so old she lef her purs on noah’s ark



  552. anthony's Momma Joke:

    yo ma so fat she jumpd n the air and got stuck



  553. anthony's Momma Joke:

    yo ma so old her birthday expires



  554. anthony's Momma Joke:

    yo ma so old she starting to fart out mummy dust



  555. anthony's Momma Joke:

    yo ma so old she used to run track with dinasaurs



  556. anthony's Momma Joke:

    yo ma so old her birth certificte says expired



  557. anthony's Momma Joke:

    yo ma so stinky she farted out green bubbles



  558. ronald's Momma Joke:

    yo ma so dum she thought a caculator was a fone



  559. ronald's Momma Joke:

    yo mama breath so hot she melted the ice



  560. ronald's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dum she thougth the park was her bedroom



  561. ronald's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dum she thoght aj was a horse



  562. anthony's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dum she thoght ronald was a pig



  563. ronald's Momma Joke:

    aj so ugly king kong smaked hom



  564. captin kirk's Momma Joke:

    bitch yo fuccin moms is so retarted she started jigging and everybody said it was a sezure



  565. deja's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that obama couldnt see the white house for a week



  566. deja's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that people exersice around her



  567. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat last time she saw 90210 she was on a scale



  568. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she saw a ghost and the ghost screamed



  569. Jernard's Momma Joke:

    s



  570. Jennifer's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy sasquatch saw her and took pictures!!



  571. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so crusty her vagina has crumbs . lmao



  572. gaby's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas teeth are so yellow she can pass for a cheese grinder . lmao and i did the one below also(:



  573. Donovin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat The horse on her polo shirt is real



  574. Donovin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly when she went to grab the remote it jumped off the couch



  575. jonjon's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly she went to the zoo and the animals pointed at her



  576. jhuu's Momma Joke:

    hjhjjjbjkhjbhbjbj



  577. Jaliyah's Momma Joke:

    Yo Brother So Stupid He Thought His Nephew Was His Brother . Haha .



  578. Eddie \;13;/'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas pussy is so dry that she has a cactus growing in there



  579. Amber Parks's Momma Joke:

    How do you know Adam and Eve werent black? try taking a rib from a black guy



  580. crombie moomie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma coche so hairy that she makes indivisual appointmentas for the hair salon



  581. crombie mommy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma pussy so stanky they use it as a new deat sentence on death row



  582. chris's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she thought cat mix was a song made by cats



  583. chris's Momma Joke:

    yo brother is so ugly he has to sneek up on bath water



  584. chris's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street i asked her what she’s doing she said she’s moving



  585. dill dog's Momma Joke:

    yo brother so gay he poked his balls and said yo finger go like dis



  586. pimpy pimpster's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so cheap when we were done with sex she reused the condom



  587. dill dog's Momma Joke:

    yo brother so fat he used a trash bag for a condom



  588. dill dog's Momma Joke:

    yo brother so cheap he used a trash bag for a condom



  589. Ameliabarlow's Momma Joke:

    what did the barthroom roll said to the other?you use me



  590. bina's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she took jesus to prom LMAO



  591. joe's Momma Joke:

    your gay



  592. jenny's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat,she use a mattress for a tampon lol



  593. jenny's Momma Joke:

    yo momma soo poor,when she goes to KFC
    she has to lick other peeps finger lmfao



  594. tim martin's Momma Joke:

    yo momma teeth so yellow when she smiled dorothy made it to oz.



  595. tim's Momma Joke:

    suck it



  596. vanessas momma joke's Momma Joke:

    youh momma isz so fat. when she weight her self in a scale it said to be continued..



  597. aaron's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so gangster she can make hamburgers with her bare hands



  598. aaron's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas ass is so big they it as a sign at drug rehab saying crack kills



  599. aaron's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas ass is so big they used it as a sign at drug rehab saying crack kills



  600. aaron walton's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas in a wheelchair talkin about i aint standin for this



  601. your daddy's Momma Joke:

    your daddy is so fat when i kicked him in the gut pork chops fell out his ass



  602. nicole's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat scientist discover her butt as the first planets



  603. nicole's Momma Joke:

    yo mama”s hair is so short she curls it with macoroni



  604. yomama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she took a spoon to the superbowl



  605. wjwjq's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat, she has more chins than the hong kong phone book



  606. rayvin's Momma Joke:

    yo brother so greasy you can fry food when u put raw meat to his lips



  607. trjghhtrusfd's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dirty she invented dirt



  608. Tainetiah's Momma Joke:

    Woggingtons mommas a 5cent hooker at the corner of eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee mart



  609. NHFKASRLF;AFG's Momma Joke:

    THE ONLY THING POSITIVE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE IS hiv



  610. BALLS's Momma Joke:

    AYSENUR AND VESILE ARE BOTH SO STUPID THAT MR. SAID EVEN LAUGHS AT THEM.



  611. MR SAID's Momma Joke:

    COMPUTERS ARE SO FUNNY WHEN THEY GO ON STAND BY YOU THINK THEY ARE HAVING A GOOD TIME



  612. jared rogers's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat that when you try to get her out of the bathroom yo have to grease her and throw a fudge round in the hall way.



  613. cheyenne duncan's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so ugly that she mad her baby and her dog run away



  614. jake's Momma Joke:

    funny and dumb



  615. carlos's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so fat when she puts on a red t shuirt all the kids yell coolade hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  616. carlos's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so teeth are so yellow that i cant its not butter hahahahahahaha



  617. raul plascencia's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black when you turn off the lights you say momma where are you !!!!!!! hahahahahaha



  618. RAUL's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO UGLY WHEN SHE WOBBLES DOWN THE STREETS IN SEPTEMBER FOLKS SAY DAM IT CANT BELIEVE ITS HALLOWEEN



  619. Clim's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she saw a bus full of white kids she said stop tha twinkie



  620. Z41N3's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT SHE COULD FLY, SHE WAS FALLING OFF THE BUILDIG BUT SHE FARTE!!!



  621. dennis webb's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she is going to need two heavans when she dies.



  622. dennis webb's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so black her shadow is light skin.



  623. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid that she toke a shower in toilet and wen she was done she smelled like trash.



  624. janiah's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly king kong aint got nuthin on her



  625. joshua's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like traiin tracks she’s laid all over the world



  626. Marcus's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hairy she is like my dick ‘chubacka’



  627. Marcus's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor she farted and tried to put the gas in her moped



  628. mARCUS's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so black that when the police shot bullets at her at night they came back for flashlights



  629. Marcus's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid, i humped her and left her an IOW ‘i owe you’



  630. Marcus's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so tall shaq has to jump to get sum breast milk



  631. Marcus's Momma Joke:

    yo momma breath stinks so bad that i took a shit in from of her and she couldnt smell it



  632. Marcus's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is hairy she donated hair to the cancer society



  633. Marcus's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly i took a shit and a couple minutes later she came in and said what is my reflection doing in the toilet



  634. Marcus's Momma Joke:

    yo mommma tits are so saggy that michael jackson bit them and they exploded



  635. jun jun's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas teeth are so yellow when she smiled everyone said its morning already



  636. dar dar's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor she cant afford to bye a new box to live in



  637. ray's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she went to the beach the whales sang we are family.



  638. tysheem's Momma Joke:

    tysheem nisir jabari



  639. chelsey's Momma Joke:

    she sooooo fat



  640. justinbieber'sreal girlfriend's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma teeth so yellow that when she close her mouth her stp



  641. jb's girlfriend's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma teeth so yellowthat when she close her mouth her stomach lights up



  642. Idiot's Momma Joke:

    Yo brother so poor when i walked into his house I swatted a pesky fire fly and he said who turned out the lights?



  643. dylans sister morgan's Momma Joke:

    morgan is so gehtto ,when she breast feed cool-aid comes out.



  644. colleen's Momma Joke:

    she is so pilled up that her eyes look like 2 bugs.



  645. ikon's Momma Joke:

    All ya jokes r not funny so STOP!!! ALREADY dam yo



  646. smfd's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat that wen we had sex she got skinny



  647. G~wave^^'s Momma Joke:

    Haha lol yo momma teeth is so yellow that they turned out they made out of butter



  648. YO MAMMA -JESSICA's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma’s soo fat she walked into a elevator &
    pressed up, she went to the ground!!



  649. shamhaad's Momma Joke:

    your momma armpits so hairy it has a afro



  650. shamhaad's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat when she walked in front of the tv i missed the whole world cup
    hahahahahahahahahahahahah



  651. sharky's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old dat wen i told her to act her own age SHE DIED!!



  652. sharky's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy her nipples have AFROS!!!



  653. sharky's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas armpit hair is soooo long dat it looks like she has bob marley in a headlock



  654. RJ's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so old when she went to the doctors, he said wut is tht



  655. ty's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is sooooo fat wen she sat on da toilet it stared singing abcdefg get your fat ass off of mi



  656. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat wen she breath her stomach buss.



  657. niyah's yo mama hoke's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she sat on da toilet she pregnant!



  658. william arth's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she got in the ocean she said nice kitty pool



  659. daisey's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes



  660. daisey's Momma Joke:

    your momma so hairy when you were born you got rugburn



  661. daisey's Momma Joke:

    yo brotha so stupid it took him a whole year to watch a girl pass thru his life….



  662. daisey's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat well your mamma just so everything ,



  663. lexi's Momma Joke:

    yo brother is such an asshole, he licks his his every day@!



  664. didgexoxo's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so dum she shoved batteries up her ass and said “i got the power”



  665. YAYAYAYAYYA's Momma Joke:

    Yoo MOMA IS SOO FAT, SHE FELL OFF BOTH EMDS OF THE BENCH!!!!!!!!!!!!



  666. ty's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so ugly she scared the hati kids



  667. bhaybiieey girl's Momma Joke:

    ya mom so fat when shefell over her as got burnt by the light bulb



  668. yo mamA's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she sat on the rainbow skittles poppped out



  669. the relaest's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so black it is illegal for her to play laser tag



  670. Elijah grey's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so getto she had twins with to different dadys



  671. E.g's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat wen she walks she strucks oil



  672. E.g's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama got so much butter on her teeth she eats her biskits plain



  673. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo moma soooo ugly it aint even w0rds to explain how ugly she is



  674. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mom so fat, she used the black hole 4 a toilet!



  675. shanade grimwood's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so fst itg doesn’t to ne anything e;se



  676. Ret's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so dumb she went outside and watched house



  677. ANDY's Momma Joke:

    YO MOM IS SO FAT THAT SHE CANT JUMP OVER THE GET



  678. liana+alexis's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is such a shithole that people have to dodoon
    her.



  679. Treyonna's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she plugged the whole o zone



  680. Treyonna's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she thought she was growing a extra pussy but it was just her jelly roll.



  681. Cherry's's Momma Joke:

    Yo brother teeth so yellow it shines like the sun



  682. Cherry's's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma teeth so yellow when she ran out of butter on her corn she just scaped some off ha teeth nd ate it



  683. ~#$Cherry's~*%'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat dat when she waz dressed in all yellow da people say stop dat TTTTAAAAXXXXXXIIIIIII!



  684. GI JEW's Momma Joke:

    ~#$Cherry’s~*% YOUR JOKE SUCKS



  685. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor that she iron her clothes on the drive way



  686. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    isnt it your mama so fat she has to iron her clothes on the driveway not poor:|?



  687. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when her dad said it was chilly outside she ran out with a bowl



  688. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor when i saw her kickin a can dow the street and i ask her wat she doin she said movein hahahahhahahahahhaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah



  689. tahib's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat she couldent fit therew a double deka bus



  690. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so dumb that when I asked her where’s her house she said I was standing on it.



  691. Marcus's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so stupid she tried to steal free samples



  692. GEGE's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEPPRD ON THE SCALE IT SAID TO BE CONTINUED



  693. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly that she makes poop look like a celeb



  694. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she could replace the SUN !!!!!!!!!



  695. Yo Momma Jokes's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat that when she bends over she causes an eclipes



  696. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat that when she walked in tha building everyone went oh my god what an earthquake



  697. justin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean spain claimed her new land



  698. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    thats ard i like all those jokes but i really like the one that says ur mama teeth is so yellow she spits out butter thats the one that i really like forreal u and who ever should keep on making them like yeah



  699. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    thats ard i like all those jokes but i really like the one that says ur mama teeth is so yellow she spits out butter thats the one that i really like forreal u and who ever should keep on making them like yeah



  700. yo mama so ugly's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she looks like debra



  701. yo mama so ugly's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid when she breast feed kool-aid comes out



  702. Jack both's Momma Joke:

    your mama so dam stupid shes reads a book aT 11am!!!



  703. yellow thedude's Momma Joke:

    guss what i saw your mom pick her owm ass hole and she liked it! plus i licked gayes ass holes



  704. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    thats ard i like all those jokes but i really like the one that says ur mama teeth is so yellow she spits out butter thats the one that i really like forreal u and who ever should keep on making them like yeah



  705. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean spain claimed her new



  706. guy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean spain claimed her new



  707. Anonymous''s Momma Joke:

    At 1pm i went to the sweet shop and left, the next day i went there and she was still there with a bag of bunny balls and yellow thedude, ur jokes suck ma balls and i lick ur mums pussy right in the pussy whole!



  708. yellow thedude's Momma Joke:

    Anonymous’ ur k=jokes suck ur moms balls and i lick ur moms pussy
    heres a joke about ur mom
    i saw ur mom in the sea wearing a whale and said yup yup this whales pee pee sure tastes GOOOOOOOD!



  709. Anonymous''s Momma Joke:

    ur mom pee;s blood u stupid ugly!, and i saw ur mom in the bar with drunk guys and guss wat the drunk guy said too her “HAY CAN I LICK UR PUSSY COZ UR EASY!!! she said OF COURSE 8====================D~~~~~~~~~~~~~ on ur moms face



  710. Natisha Evonn Roman-Martinez's Momma Joke:

    Your brother is so damn ugly that when he went to use the toilet he scared the crap out of the toilet.



  711. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yrtyghyftgd



  712. gvjngvhm's Momma Joke:

    ghuyhjniintfghhfgh



  713. lizzy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she went to the doctors office and he wieghed her the doc said THATS MY PHONE NUMBER!



  714. Lizy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she talks to strangers just to get there candy!



  715. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she steped from jupiter and ended up on one of plutos planets



  716. lando's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she went to the ocean the whales said we are family even though u bigger than me



  717. lando's Momma Joke:

    yo brother so fat when she went to the ocean the whales said we are family even though u bigger than me



  718. Ty and Kay's Momma Joke:

    yo brother so stank when he got in the tub he left rings all around the tub and his body



  719. Ty and Kay's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dark when she went to bed her husband said you aint my wife bitch



  720. Ty and Kay's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she tried out for the color purple movie contest and won as seily



  721. Ty and Kay's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor that she since she cant afford crack so she sniffs chalk



  722. Ty and Kay's Momma Joke:

    yo brother so stink he sat on a roller coaster and shited on his self



  723. Ty and Kay's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she farts dust



  724. Ty and Kay's Momma Joke:

    yo brother so old on his birth certificate it says expired



  725. Ty and Kay's Momma Joke:

    yo auntie so stink they called her shity bitch



  726. Ty and Kay's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she sold her car for some gasoline bitches lol fuk yall!!!! hater$



  727. fat's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stink she shits stinkbombs



  728. Ty and Kay's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stink she shited on herself and blamed her classmate



  729. Ty and Kay's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy so black; in night school he was marked absent



  730. ERICA's Momma Joke:

    YO DADY IS SO BLAD IF YOU ROBE IS HEAD YOU CAN SEE IN TO THE FUTRE



  731. jamie's Momma Joke:

    ya moms so fat that when she stepped on the scales it give me her phone numba



  732. tyra's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a vacuum she sux, she blows and gets laid in the cupboard gmfo…



  733. tyra's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a vacuum she sux, she blows and gets laid in the cupboard gmfo…



  734. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    sucks balls like a vaccum and got crabs with them



  735. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    sucks balls like a vaccum and got crabs with them



  736. brandon's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like a clock not always on time and you got to plug her in to get her started



  737. brandon's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas like mikleal slow reatarded and always wants money



  738. aghderofgqoaegoaiehr's Momma Joke:

    andbnawovhaopihdfoiawlehfoiahwoehfrasghaohgbaoirhofggeaoiahgjaqeipgrhapernfpgihapefrghpahgrpfeahdigpa’hfaedfipogherpgihaeprgihea’hrgahgiohdfgeowsifhwoivhaogihap’gruagpihafrgohqerogih0qerhth8eqrhgoiehrg0qehgtqe0yhpofghqepgohpjhgfqohietgfqgthghqrotgih0rgheropg0ger0ogeqprhgtsd0fghqerwgtpoter09tgiertj09ergepoigrjhqpirtwerf0etgoighd0ghqtg09ghqpotih0wregherqto0hgrwe0gtqpg3pior4t09rewgf0hjqfr8gryqoitqertq34yth0e89gr03turw0e9tq034t09uq3tu90qtu90qrqerioi9uquq9! lol thts a funny joke!!!!!!



  739. Robert's yo momma joke:'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck



  740. india's Momma Joke:

    yo brother sooo stupid he thru away a bag of potatoes you
    ask him why he says they dont have flavor



  741. hgasyhgfdh's Momma Joke:

    your mom so fat i ran around her and i got lost



  742. ninja's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingered thrown into the gutter but yet she still comes back for more!



  743. Pamelina's Momma Joke:

    Yo brother so fat that when he gets all washed up he haas to wash between his layers



  744. Pamelina's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat that when she gets all washed up she has to wash between her layers



  745. christopher's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that god coudnt light up earth until she moved!!!!!!!! lol



  746. christopher's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she look like you.LOL



  747. brian byrd's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black she leave finger prints on charco



  748. rg60's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat when she moves it causes eathquake



  749. rg60's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE MOVES IT CAUSES EARTHQUAKE



  750. caity alley's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, when she stepped on the battery it went up her butt and said ”i got the powerr”



  751. caity alley's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, when she jumped off the boat the sailor said land-of-hoee



  752. josh's Momma Joke:

    ya mamma is so fat that when she cleand out the cagees at the zoo evreyone yeled look at that hippopotemas



  753. josh's Momma Joke:

    ya granddads dick is so small he went to freezer put his dick in to get a hard on



  754. krista's Momma Joke:

    yo mamam so stupid that wen i took her to a football game she thought the quater back was a refun…..lol:P



  755. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama sooooo dumb she mistaked justin bieber as ugly betty



  756. The Serbian's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s so dumb when she heard about the Nickleback concert she thought they were giving out free refunds.



  757. Chelsea's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat it took her 4 days to walk up a small hill..



  758. JemJermz's Momma Joke:

    your momma so old when she breast feeds all that comes out is Powder (: LOls



  759. Kevin.'s Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMA SO HAIRY SHE MARRIED KING KONG



  760. sumo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama soooo fat that when she went to swim in the pacfic ocean sailors thought said “land hooooooo”



  761. ricky's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so old that god calls her mother too



  762. sumeet's Momma Joke:

    yo brother so stuiped he make Gorge of the jungle look smart



  763. y2j's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat it took her 30 day to figure out that she was 42



  764. achmed the dead terrorist's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stuiped when i said silence i kill you she killed herself



  765. crazy monkey's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy soo stupid that he sings beyblade beyblade metal fight suck my dick and youll be hi made be sumeet



  766. rolandup10's Momma Joke:

    yo brother so ugly, dat damn he so ugly i forgot the damn joke.



  767. dfgvfd's Momma Joke:

    sbgfnbshgfbngf



  768. MC LOVIN''s Momma Joke:

    DERP DERP



  769. Yo Brother's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA



  770. Yo Brother SUX's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama Does~



  771. ALL OF YALL !5 GAi's Momma Joke:

    SUCK MY M*****F******ING DIXK



  772. ALL OF YALL !5 GAi's Momma Joke:

    suck my mothers DIXK



  773. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor i walked in2 her house and steped on ciggeritte butt and she said her turned of the motha f*****g heater!



  774. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black when she walked out side at nite the street lites turned on



  775. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo brother is so screwd up he slept with a dirty hobo guy off the road



  776. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo sister so hot wen she looked at a giant bowl of ice cream it melted



  777. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly wen she looked at her highsckoll piture it burned in2 flames



  778. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly wen she looked at herself in the mirrow the mirrow cracked in half and fell off the wall



  779. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dark wen she makes out with a whit dude it looks like a white guy sitting maser bating



  780. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dark wen she eats titsie rols she is requried 2 were white gloves so she wnt bite her fingers off



  781. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo sister so hot wen she went 2 antartaca all the snow melted



  782. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo brother mummbles wen he speaks so i just say i dont speak retared b!tc#



  783. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she cant afford 2 pay attention



  784. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb wen she saw a sign dat siad 4 free she pulled out a bag of ca$# and siad how muc#?



  785. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo ama so poor wen i waz walkin down the road i saw her kickn a can down the sidewak and i siad ms fatlard watcha donin and she siad “MOVING” ” Y DO U WANT @ NO U TINY FAT KID”?



  786. your momma joke's Momma Joke:

    ya mam is so stupid she climbed to the top of a glass wall to see what was on the other side



  787. rhyse's Momma Joke:

    your brother cody is so fat he made free willy look like a ant



  788. FRED's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA



  789. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOM IS SO WIERD SHE LOOKED OUT OF THE WINDOW AND GOT ARRESTED FOR MOONING



  790. EDDIE's Momma Joke:

    MY IS SO FAT THET WAS BORN IN A DKOM



  791. Yo momma badass's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she met whales they started singing W E A R E F A M I L Y!!!!!!!! i got brothers and sister with me!1



  792. Tatyana's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so nasty that she got spiders having a family reunion in her nable



  793. bradly's Momma Joke:

    hes dreads



  794. nathen's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that when she tripped over herself, her son said there goes haiti



  795. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo brother is so retarded he cant even speak inglish



  796. serenity's Momma Joke:

    you so musty you attracted deotergent



  797. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yur mother dnt love yu?.



  798. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    everyOne momS sucks dickS bt mines…lol



  799. jonathan's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so ugly when she looked in the mirror bloody mary ran away



  800. ariana's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so dumb she failed her pregnacy test



  801. ariana's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so ugly when she looked in the mirror bloody mary ran away



  802. jonathans's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that they thought that her but had a cave



  803. Mariah's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she sat on the toilet and it said a b c d e f g get the heck up off of me

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