Yo Mamma’s feet so skanky that when your family wants jam pieces, she gets yo brother to run a loaf of bread between her toes.
Yo’ Grannies neck so damn wrinkled, I use it as a cheese grater.
I got notin bad to say about Yo Momma - heck, her face says it all…
Your pet Cat so freakin nasty it bit ma dog and gave it rabies.
Yo Auntie so stinkin that a skunk smelled her butt and passed out.
Yo mama’s so poor, TV dinner trays are her good china.
Damn it, just realised that last yo is as old as the crust in yo Sister’s knickers…
You liked that mama joke didn’t ya? Good?…well, nowhere near as good as Yo Mama was last night
But, hey, if I wanted a comeback, christ, I’d just wipe it off Yo Mamma’s chin…
Yo Mama like a television - even a 2 year old can turn her on!
You brother so hairy Big foot is taking his picture..
Yo Mother in law so stinky she use Right Guard and Left Guard.
Your Grandpa’s so hairy, Jane Goodall follows him around.
Yo Star wars geeky friend so damn hairy, she’s a stunt double for Chewbacca and her baby daughter played the leader of the Ewoks (no makeup needed).
Yo English teacher so damn stupid, she failed a survey…
Yo Sista like a mailbox, open all day and all night…
Yo mama’s so clumsy, she got tangled up in a Mobile phone.
Yo mama’s like an elevator - blokes go up and down on her all day. Yo Mother in law so dmamnd Dislexus when I told her to go get some Head and Shoulders…she jump on top of me Shoulders and gave me head!!!
Your IM buddies so damn stanky, I can smell them over the interweb
Only job yo ever gonna get is as a blind bird-watcher.
Yo idiotic Doctor so damn greasy that he uses Bacon as a bandaid
Yo Dog so short it’s best friend is an Ant.
Yo Auntie so flat chested she jealous of the wall.
Yo girlfriend so cheap I threw her a penny for sex and she gave me change…
The first line in the Bible was mistranslated - it actually reads - ‘In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth and yo’ fat ugly Mama’
Yo Grandpa’s house so damned cold, the Roaches ice skate around the kitchen.
Yo Momma house so small that I put my Key in the doorlock and broke the freakin back window!
I heard yo mama got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job…
Yo baby sista’s nose so long, it make Steffi Graf jealous…
Yo Mam so damn ugly, look like the ho was hit by the whole freakin Ugly Tree!!!
Yo Mama so old - heck, the first line of the Koran was mistranslated - it should read ‘All praise is due to Allah, the Lord of the Worlds and Father of Yo’ Mama’…
I heard that yo Granny was so disgustingly ugly that on a holiday to Egypt she looked up a Camel’s ass and scared the hump off of it!
Yo Driving Instructor so damn old he got hieroglyphics on his Driver license.
Yo Cousin so old she drives a chariot to High school
I took yo Mama to the Doctor’s - I tell him that she feeling poorly and that she only got 1 toe and 1 knee. Doc tells me she’s contracted ‘Tony’…
Yo Boss so damn ugly that when he leaned out the window the Police arrested him for attempted murder
That Grandpa of your’s so stupid and poor that when I came over for Dinner he read me recipes…
Yo wee brother so damn hairy that he went for a short back and sides and lost 30 pounds…
Yo mama’s chest hair so damn long, it growing all the way down to her willy.
Yo mama’s so nice, she offered me the hair off her back.
Yo Mother in law so nasty, she got more clap than an auditorium.
I’s apologise for talkin bout Yo Mama…I should know better…hell, I don’t even know the Man…
No seriously, under all that hair yo Mama is really a Saint….a saint Bernard!
But really, yo Mamma is just like a golf course - everybody gets a hole in one!
Yo Nana still so fat she wears a Microwave as a beeper.
And yo Mother-in-law so huge she stole my pillow cases when she ran outta socks.
Yo mama should be locked away, cos every time she moons people they turn into werewolves
She nasty too ya know - yo daddy just got out of hospital after eating her out - he caught food poisining…
Yo’momma so ugly she actually is very good at her job: Being a scarecrow.
this will rip all of yours———yo mama is so fat that when i stuck my ass out of the car window and then she stuck her face ouuta the window the guy over there thought we were twins..
yo mamma is so ghetto that when her water broke it was kool-aid
yo mamma is so stupid that she thought fruit punch was gay boxing
yo mamma is so stupid that she thought fruity rice was a gay chinese restruant
Yo momma soooo ugly, the day she was born, the doctor looked at her butt, then her face and said: “TWINS” ! ! ! !
-if you guys want more, just ask, i got a bag-full of jokes!!!!
Your momma sooo ugly, the day she was born, the nurse said: “What is that?!”, and then the doctor said: “I don’t know, but if it moves, KILL IT ! ! !”.
yo momma so fat when god said let their be light he said move your fat ass out of the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mamma’s teeth are so yellow when cars saw her teeth they slowed doun
Yo mama’s so fat, when she turns around everyone throws her a welcome back party
Yo momma so ugly they put her face in cookie dough to make gorilla cookies
yo momma so ugly they filmed “Gorrilla in the MIst” in her shower
Yo momma’s so fat when she went to KFC she sang ”we are family macdonalds burger king and me
You liked that mama joke didn’t ya? Good?…well, nowhere near as good as Yo Mama was last night
Yo mama so fat her favorite song is “They see me rollin
yo momma so stupid she tried to put m’n’ms in ABC order
YO MOMO IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE JUMPED IN THE PACIFIC OCEAN THE WHOLE WATER CAME UP AND THE WHALES TOO AND WHEN THEY CAME OUT OF THE OCEAN THE WHALES WERE SINGING WE ARE FAMILY EVEN IF YOUR FATTER THAN ME!!!!
yo mama is so ugly that when she went to a chinsese restraunt,the waitors mistook her for being THE POOPO PLATER!
YO MAMA IS SOO SMALL SHE FELL IN THE TOILET
YO MAMA IS SOO CHEAP SHE CAN BARELY PAY ATTENTION
YO MAMA IS SOO GAY THAT SHE MAKES SPONGEBOB LOOK GOOD
yo mama is so poor the nurse said to name her daughter penny,she said no and named her FREE!
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yo momma is sooo fat that she comes from both sides of daa family
yo momma is sooo stupid that she thoought a quarter back was a refund
yo momma is sooo ugly that she makes me look gudd
yo momma is sooo poor that when a man walked down an alley way she said ” GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!”
yo momma is sooo fat that when she sat on a nickel, a boogur popped out of george washingtons nose xD
yo momma is sooo fat and old when god said “let there be light” , he had to tell yo mom 2 move her fat ass xD xD xD xD
peace out ppl <3 loots off lovee ~`macie <3
(no mommas were harmedd in daa making of these jokes xD!!)
Yo momma
SO STUPID
that when she was reading her job application it said dont write underneath this dotted line please
and she wrote underneath the line
OKAY
You might have heard it but i heard it when i was like 6 and it made me laugh.
No bad comments ’cause this is my first time Thanks again for reading!!
I used to think that I could not go on
And life was nothing but an awful song
But now I know the meaning of true love
I?m leaning on the everlasting arms
If I can see it
Then I can do it
If I just believe it
There?s nothin? to it
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me runnin? through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
See, I was on the verge of breaking out
Sometimes silence can seem so loud
There are miracles in life I must achieve
But first I know it starts inside of me
If I can see it
Then I can be it
If I just believe it
There?s nothin? to it
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me runnin? through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
Hey, ?cause I believe in you
If I can see it
Then I can do it [I can do it]
If I just believe it
There?s nothin? to it
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me runnin? through that open door
I believe I can fly [I can fly]
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Hey, if I just spread my wings [I can fly]
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YO MAMA’S HOUSE IZ DIRTY ,TWO RATS TRIPED ME AND JACKED
ME FOR MY WALLET.AND YO MAMA IS SO POOR THAT SHE PUT A X ON A BOX AND SPIN IT AND SAID THERE IS YO X-BOX 360.
thats ard i like all those jokes but i really like the one that says ur mama teeth is so yellow she spits out butter thats the one that i really like forreal u and who ever should keep on making them like yeah
thats ard i like all those jokes but i really like the one that says ur mama teeth is so yellow she spits out butter thats the one that i really like forreal u and who ever should keep on making them like yeah
thats ard i like all those jokes but i really like the one that says ur mama teeth is so yellow she spits out butter thats the one that i really like forreal u and who ever should keep on making them like yeah
yo ama so poor wen i waz walkin down the road i saw her kickn a can down the sidewak and i siad ms fatlard watcha donin and she siad “MOVING” ” Y DO U WANT @ NO U TINY FAT KID”?
Yo brother so nasty he slept with my momma.
Tweetyour brother is so big, he looks like a dump truck……..
Tweetyo brother so fishy, yo daddy put ketchup on him and eat it
Tweetyo mommas so poor she makes a hobo look like a rich man!! =]
Tweetyo brothers so hairy when you go by the ape exibite the zoo keepers say OH NO AN APE ESCAPED!!
Tweetyo momma’s so fat,she had to go to seaworld to get baptized….
Tweetyo brother so ugly yo momma tried 2 push you back inside when you wuz born
Tweetyo brother so stupid he roasted his dick thinking it wuz a hot dog
Tweetyo momma so fat when god said let their be light he said move your fat ass out of the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tweetyo mamma’s teeth are so yellow when cars saw her teeth they slowed doun
Tweetmy little four years old sister said this——-yo momma is so fat i can not believe it i thought that it was so cute ,so did my mom!
Tweetyo momma so ugly they slapped u across the face wen u wwere born
Tweetyo botha soooo ugly he almost made michael jackson striaght
Tweetur mum
TweetALL THESE JOKES SUCK AND YO MOMMA SO FAT YOU HAVE TO ROLL OVER TWICE TO GET OF OF HER…..
Tweetyo momma is so stupid …she went to see a 18 certificate movie ..wid 17 of her friends
TweetUr brada so stupid dat he even bunked his wedding
TweetYOUR MAMA IS SO FAT SHE MADE D.K LOOK SKINNY
TweetYO MAMA IS SO UGLY DAT SHE LOOK LIKE A T REX AND THE BOOGIE MAN FUSION
TweetYo mama’s so fat, when she turns around everyone throws her a welcome back party.
Tweetyo momma’s so dumb she saw a bus full of white kids and she said stop that twinkie.
Tweetyo mama so ugly she makes micheal jackson look like justin timberlake
Tweetur mama so poor when i threw a rock at da trash can she came out and said who knocked.
TweetYOUR MAMA SO FAT SHE SEEN UR DADDY AND SAID OOOOOOHHHHHH LOLIPOP AND MENT TO SAY OOOO PAPI
TweetYour bro so nasty he ate a bogger for dinner!
TweetYo momma so ugly they put her face in cookie dough to make gorilla cookies
Tweetyo momma so ugly they filmed “Gorrilla in the MIst” in her shower.
TweetYO MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE SAT ON THE TOILET IT SANG ABCDEFG GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF OF ME!!!!
TweetYO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE RAN INTO A PARKED CAR
Tweetyo brother sooo old he ran track with the dinosaurs.
Tweetyour mother is so ugly when her baby was born the doctor slapped it in the face
Tweetyour brothers so fat he had a cheesy bellend so he ate it cause he thought it was a cheesy hotdog
Tweetyour mum is so poor she could not a ford a free sample
Tweetyour brother is so gay he made micheal jackson look stright
Tweetur mamma is so ugly day when she joined an ugly contest, they said sorry no professinals
Tweetyo brother so nasty that when he was horney he f****ed a sales person
TweetBitch yo mamma so ugly id rather slep with my dog
Tweetchelsey
TweetChelsey
TweetYo Mama, is so fat that her pant size is umm……… BITCH lose some weight!!!!!!!!!!
TweetYo momma so stupid she wanted tro get to texas from colorodo and called the operator he said 1 minute and she said thank you and hung up!
Tweetyo momma is so hairy she has hair around her niples
Tweetyour brothers so nasty he shoved durecell bataries up his ass and said, ( I GOT THE POWER)
TweetYO BROTHER SO STUPID HE HUMPED MY BEST FRIEND FROM TOP TO BOTTOM
TweetYo Momma so fat they closed burger king on her birthday
Tweetyour momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car
TweetYo momma’s so fat when she went to KFC she sang ”we are family macdonalds burger king and me”
TweetHey, yeah you – I did not know that yo momma was a movie star
TweetWe got Chackie Chan, Jet Lee and yo momma UG LY!
yo brotha so ugly not even his dad wud f*** him
Tweetyo mommas so ugly she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
TweetYo mamma like to lick my dick so much thats the rael definition of BALLIN’!
Tweetyo mama is so fat she rolls to work
TweetYour momma is so wack when she goes to sonic people ask her for a wacky pack.
Tweetyo momma so fat she fell and couldint feel it
Tweetyo moma so bald,mister clean got jeolus
Tweetyomommas are all so fat that your dad had to have a ladder to do her
TweetYo Mamma’s feet so skanky that when your family wants jam pieces, she gets yo brother to run a loaf of bread between her toes.
Yo’ Grannies neck so damn wrinkled, I use it as a cheese grater.
I got notin bad to say about Yo Momma - heck, her face says it all…
Your pet Cat so freakin nasty it bit ma dog and gave it rabies.
Yo Auntie so stinkin that a skunk smelled her butt and passed out.
Yo mama’s so poor, TV dinner trays are her good china.
Damn it, just realised that last yo is as old as the crust in yo Sister’s knickers…
You liked that mama joke didn’t ya? Good?…well, nowhere near as good as Yo Mama was last night
But, hey, if I wanted a comeback, christ, I’d just wipe it off Yo Mamma’s chin…
Yo Mama like a television - even a 2 year old can turn her on!
You brother so hairy Big foot is taking his picture..
Yo Mother in law so stinky she use Right Guard and Left Guard.
Your Grandpa’s so hairy, Jane Goodall follows him around.
Yo Star wars geeky friend so damn hairy, she’s a stunt double for Chewbacca and her baby daughter played the leader of the Ewoks (no makeup needed).
Yo English teacher so damn stupid, she failed a survey…
Yo Sista like a mailbox, open all day and all night…
Yo mama’s so clumsy, she got tangled up in a Mobile phone.
Yo mama’s like an elevator - blokes go up and down on her all day. Yo Mother in law so dmamnd Dislexus when I told her to go get some Head and Shoulders…she jump on top of me Shoulders and gave me head!!!
Your IM buddies so damn stanky, I can smell them over the interweb
Only job yo ever gonna get is as a blind bird-watcher.
Yo idiotic Doctor so damn greasy that he uses Bacon as a bandaid
Yo Dog so short it’s best friend is an Ant.
Yo Auntie so flat chested she jealous of the wall.
Yo girlfriend so cheap I threw her a penny for sex and she gave me change…
The first line in the Bible was mistranslated - it actually reads - ‘In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth and yo’ fat ugly Mama’
Yo Grandpa’s house so damned cold, the Roaches ice skate around the kitchen.
Yo Momma house so small that I put my Key in the doorlock and broke the freakin back window!
I heard yo mama got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job…
Yo baby sista’s nose so long, it make Steffi Graf jealous…
Yo Mam so damn ugly, look like the ho was hit by the whole freakin Ugly Tree!!!
Yo Mama so old - heck, the first line of the Koran was mistranslated - it should read ‘All praise is due to Allah, the Lord of the Worlds and Father of Yo’ Mama’…
I heard that yo Granny was so disgustingly ugly that on a holiday to Egypt she looked up a Camel’s ass and scared the hump off of it!
Yo Driving Instructor so damn old he got hieroglyphics on his Driver license.
Yo Cousin so old she drives a chariot to High school
I took yo Mama to the Doctor’s - I tell him that she feeling poorly and that she only got 1 toe and 1 knee. Doc tells me she’s contracted ‘Tony’…
Yo Boss so damn ugly that when he leaned out the window the Police arrested him for attempted murder
That Grandpa of your’s so stupid and poor that when I came over for Dinner he read me recipes…
Yo wee brother so damn hairy that he went for a short back and sides and lost 30 pounds…
Yo mama’s chest hair so damn long, it growing all the way down to her willy.
Yo mama’s so nice, she offered me the hair off her back.
Yo Mother in law so nasty, she got more clap than an auditorium.
I’s apologise for talkin bout Yo Mama…I should know better…hell, I don’t even know the Man…
No seriously, under all that hair yo Mama is really a Saint….a saint Bernard!
But really, yo Mamma is just like a golf course - everybody gets a hole in one!
Yo Nana still so fat she wears a Microwave as a beeper.
And yo Mother-in-law so huge she stole my pillow cases when she ran outta socks.
Yo mama should be locked away, cos every time she moons people they turn into werewolves
She nasty too ya know - yo daddy just got out of hospital after eating her out - he caught food poisining…
Yo’momma so ugly she actually is very good at her job: Being a scarecrow.
TweetYo mama so fat her favorite song is “They see me rollin”
TweetYo mama so fat that her car don’t have an airbag, she is the airbag
TweetYo mama so fat not even Jackie Chan could make it around her in 90 days
TweetYo Mama so stupid so stupid she got ran over by a parked car
TweetYO mamma so fat she eats more hot dogs for an average snack than kobayashi eats in a contest
Tweetyo momma so damn uglg she had a fire on her face and we put it out wit an ice pick
Tweetyo mommas sooooo damn fat that she had to go to the doctors and the doctor said sorry the place is packed
Tweetyo mommas damn fat she sat on the dollar and it sang oh say can u see get ur fat but off me
Tweetyomomm so fat when she went to the beach they said”look its free willie!”
Tweetok dog that waz wac i no
Tweetyo momma is so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning
Tweetyo momo so fat, at skool for gym they ran around her for excersize!
TweetYo brother is dirty and nasty everytime he pass by me i dont know whether to offer some paper toilet or some gum…..
Tweetyo brother so fat every time he goes to the beach the whales sing we are family
Tweetyo momma so stupid she tried to put m’n'ms in ABC order
Tweetyo mamma so stupid she sold the car for petrol money xD =]
Tweetebony is awesome
Tweetyo moma so ugly i thought it was halloween
yo moma so ugly and stinky when something like a animal or person it got blind or died
yo moma so stupid she roasted her pussie thinking it was bread
yo moma so stupid she thought a hot dog was a dads dick and sucked it
yo moma so ugly she made the boogey man jelous[boogey men wanted to be the uglyest person on earth
yaw funny people is cool to but im the funniest
Tweetdesminia im better than you in yo moma jokes and the other one lets have online
Tweetyo Momma is so ugly yo sista is so hot and she thought i cant believe i came out this ugly ass bitch
Tweetaj
yo mama so hairy she got afros on her nipples…..
Tweetyo momma so hairy her nipples grow afros
TweetYOUR MOM
Tweetyour mamas so wite she make micheal jackson look black
Tweetyo mama so fat, she picked out the lint from her belly button and pulled out a sweater
Tweetyomma so fat she rolled over a dollar and got 4 quarters out of it
Yo momma so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
yo mamma so fat she has her own zip code
Tweetyo mama so bald head u can see what she is thinkin
Tweetyo mama so fat, she sweat butter and syrup, and got a full time job at denny’s whipin pancakes cross her fo head
Tweetyo momma so stupid she got locked in a groceries store and died of starvation
Tweetyo momma breath stink SOOO BAD SHE WALK UP INTO DA BATHROOM N ALL DA TOOTHBRUSHES DO DA MATRIX —-AWWW SHIT, SHE AINT PICKING ME—-
Tweetyo momma so fat, when she fell in the Grand Canyon she got stuck!
Tweetyo momma so fat, when she fell in the Grand Canyon she got stuck!
TweetMy jokes suck
Tweetyour mamas so dumb she fell downHAHAHAHAHSA
TweetYour mum so fat when she steps on scales it says to be continued
Tweetyo momma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles flew out
Tweetyo momma so fat when she goes 2 dancing class the dancing teacher says you look like the great pumpkin
Tweeture so ugle when yo momma pushed u out she asked for a refund
TweetAbbey jenkins is so fishy the tide comes in !!!!!!
TweetLuke d ears are so big they make the ivil tower look tiny
Tweeti have never seen a girl run so fast than bethan with her dinner ticket !!
Tweetyo mama so tall she can sit on th ifeltower
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Tweetyo mommas so hairy the only language she speaks is chubbaka.awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Tweetyo brother is so gay when he farted everybody thought it was global warming
Tweetyo mommas so stupid she sold her car for gas money
Tweetyo mommas so stupid she starved to death in a grocery store
Tweetyo mommas so fat she played pool with the planets
Tweetyo mamma poor thet when i saw her kicking a paper bALL i ask what sshe was doing she said i’M MOVing
Tweetyo mamma so short she made WII man look taller
Tweetyo mamma so tall she could say TIMBER 10 times before she hit the ground
Tweetyo mamma so short you can see her feet on her drivers licsens
Tweetyo mamma so jstupid she thought justin timerlake made timberlands
Tweetyo mama so thin she swallod a meat ball and she thought she was pregnant
Tweetyour momma’s so fat she makes free willy look like i tic-tac
Tweetyo mama so fat she on both sides of the family!
Tweetyo mama so fat when she go on a date her date has to take her to the dollar menu
your momma so fat when she went to sea world all the weals started
Tweetsinging “we are family”….
ur momma has soo thick glass she says hi to people on the map
Tweetur momma soo dumb she thiink her ass hole is her eye and her eyes are her ass
Tweetwhat do you call cheese dat aint yours , (wait 4 it) NACHOCHEESE
Tweetyour bro feet so nasty that when u touch it,it hiss at u
Tweetyo mumma’s arm pits are so hairy, she looks like she’s got a hippy in a head lock!
oh snap!
TweetYo momma so black she look like she swim in soysauce
TweetYo momma so black she look like she swim in soysauce
TweetYo momma so black she look like she swim in soysauce
TweetYo momma so ugly it look like she just came out of world war 3
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Tweetyo mama is soo old she sat behind jesus in the third grade
Tweetyo momma so stank skunks dont even call her family
yo momma so ugly when she walked into to the kitchen rats jumped on the table and screamed.
yo momma so fat that when a bus went by she said “twinkie come back”
yo momma so hairy the only language she speaks is wooky.
yo momma so fat that when she farts Al Gore accuses her of global warming.
yo momma so ugly she put the fuh in fugly.
yo momma so dumb she brought a spoon to the superbowl.
yo momma so dumb she went to a clippers game to get a hair cut.
yo momma so fat scientists thought she was another planet.
TweetYo momma so fat she uses texas as a tanning bed/
TweetSaid “Hey”
Tweetshe likes your mom!
Tweetyo momma is so old that when she went to school there was no history lessons
Tweetyo momma is so old that she was a waitress at the last supper
TweetI am gay
Tweetmy son is gay and his name is crissy
Tweetio am a dirty smack hor and i shag my sons teachers for money MR HIGGINS
Tweeti am 1003 years old
Tweetalso my son crissy is gay
I SHAG KIDS
TweetLILLY SHAW
Tweeti lovve c*ck and crack
TweetI SUCK DICK
TweetI AM A PEDOFILE
Tweetmy bro and dad go to gangbans together
TweetI LOVE LITTLE KIDS
TweetIs FITTTTTTTT
Tweetyo mama so stuped when she went to the beach and was wearing a blue bartthing suit they said HEY FREE WILLY!
Tweetyo mama so fat that god cant lift up her spirit
TweetTommy is a gay spice boy
Tweeti luv to suck 5 year olds willys haha
Tweeti am on crack n i put herion in me sons din dins
Tweeti love to make spuds and suck my sons willy cus it taste like serspuds
Tweeti love to mget it on with any one under the age of 12 and i am 15 it all good
Tweeti feed my kid crack and smak
Tweeti had sex wiith sum 1 3 years younger i am a pervert
Tweetanyone called lilly on if so talk to me xx
Tweeti get uses and aboused by Jack Sheridan and my son they have spit roasted my be4 and i loved it
Tweetyo momma teeth so yellow when she close her mouth her boobs glow up
Tweetyo momma so ugly when she walk in the house the ant and mice says all hail the big beast
Tweetyo momma so ugly when she walk in the house the ant and mice says all hail the big beast
Tweetyo momma is so fat and hairy that the circus mistaked her as the grizzly bear!!!!!!!!!!ha,,,,ha,,ha,,,
Tweetyo momma is sooo fat when she went on a cruse she jumped off the boat an the whales started to sing”we r family evan tho your fater then me” bitch
Tweetyo momma is soo poor when she threw a can down the street the neibors said what r yall doin she said were moving!
Tweetyo momma is soo poor when i asked her can i use the rest room she said pick a corner!
Tweetyo momma is soo smelly when she walked down the street the neibors said garbage truck is here!
Tweetyo momma is so stupid when i hold up 2 fingers sideways she said”bunny”
Tweetyo momma is soo nasty when i said whats that on your fingers she said well,,,,i couldnt find anything else to wipe with!
Tweetyo sister so stupid she thought that TACOBELL waz a MEXICAN phone company
Tweetyo teeth so big when you sneez you bite your chest
TweetYO MAMMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE PUT A YELLOW JACKET DYONDRE YELLED OUT TAXI !
TweetYO MAMA SOBLACKWHAN SHE PUT ON YELLOW LIPSTICK SHE LOOKED LIKE A CHESSE BURGER
Tweettell yo momma to stop wearing green lipstick because she makeing my balls look like ninga turtles
Tweetyo brothew is ugly like heck
Tweetyp mamma’s so fat when she put a yellow t-shirt on people started shouting taxi
Tweetyo brother is so ugly ur mamma had to put a pork chop round his neck so the dog would play with him
Tweetyo momma so gay she did Blake mette
Tweetyo mamma is ssooooooooooo fat its september right now and yo mamma still stuck in august..
Tweetyo mama so ugly the bird looked at her and dropped dead
TweetWhen your brother was bor ur mom said, what a tresher and ur dad said let’s burry it!
TweetYo mama so fat when she puts on a yellow shirt people call her taxi!
TweetYo mama so fat she was bathtised a niagra falls!
TweetYo mama so hair she only speaks dog!
TweetYo mama so fat when she went swimming she steped on atlantas!
TweetYo mama so poor when I steped on a cigar she said who turned out the lights?!
TweetI could do this all day
Tweetyo mama so fat she related to the titanic
TweetYo mama is so fat when she cuts the lawn she cutting the rain forrest!
TweetYo mama so fat when she jumps people say ”look at the jumbo jet”!
TweetYo mama so poor she eats ceareal with a fork to save milk!
TweetYo mama is sooooo fat she lets orfans live in all thoses rolls!!!
TweetYo mama so nasty she works a a greas factory… well she is the greas facktory!
TweetYo mama’s teeth are so yellow when she walk by kids say ”oh no” ”I’m going to be late for the bus”!
TweetYo mama so fat when she goses for a jog she goses on the air port!
TweetYo mama so poor when she was kicking a can down the road she said sh was moving!
Tweetyo momma so fat she makes sumo wrestlers look skinny!!!
Tweetyo mama is so skinny that when she turned sideways she dissipered
Tweetyo mama so fat when she goes swimming she has to put her flubber up
Tweetyo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles
Tweetyo momma so fat dat she fell in love and broke it!
Tweetkhn
Tweetbutt crack man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TweetYour mom is so ugly, the only thing attracted to her is gravity
Tweetyjyiopdfjvnjkusdyfjkdbxctgmndbgf7gbkdjjfybhdkjfndbsugbf,nbduybfkshdufbgknsdhhufgndbjfhgjbbbbbbbbbbbbhsdfhddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddgeorge
Tweetbuttcracks
Tweetyo brother so stupid he threw a rock at the ground…..
Tweetand missed
yo momma’s so stupid that she brang a spoon to the Superbowl
Tweetur so fat that wen u sat on the rainbow skittles popped out!
Tweetyo momma so hairy I said lets go to busch gardens she opened her legs and said we’re here!!!!!
Tweetyo momma so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street I asked her what she was doing and she said moving
Tweetyo mama’s so hairy that you almost dies of rugburn at birthhh
Tweetyo mamma so fat the only shampoo she can use is head and shoulders
Tweetyo momma so nasty she did the splits and stuck to the floor
Tweetyo momma so nasty her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.
TweetI DID THE STUCK TO FLOOR ONE TOO
TweetYO MOMMA HOUSE SO SMALL I STUCK A KEY IN THE DOOR AND STABBED EVERYONE
TweetYO MOMMAS TWAT IS SO NASTY SHE HAS TO PEEL HER PANTIES OFF
TweetYO MOMMA SO FAT SHE USES A SHEEP FOR A TAMPON
TweetIM TH KING. ANT CHALLENGERS
Tweetyou and yo momma are so poor that you went to kfc to like other peoples fingers
Tweetyo momma so skinny that she uses a honey nut cheerio as a hoola hoop!
Tweetyo momma so damn fat she fell and got stuck in the grand canyon
Tweetyo momma so skinny when she turns sideways she disapperas
Tweetyo mama so fat she failed to eat the red ones last
Tweetsure loves it up the a$$hole
Tweetyo momma sooooo fat, the eart skuisses up when she comes
Tweetyo mama so small she live in a dorito bag with a dog named chip
Tweetwhy yo mama ant got no legs sayin im just kicken it
Tweetyo mama so short she can do backflips under the bed
Tweetyo mama so poor she was walkin down the street with 1 shoe on i asked her did you lose a shoe she said no i found one
Tweetthis will rip all of yours———yo mama is so fat that when i stuck my ass out of the car window and then she stuck her face ouuta the window the guy over there thought we were twins..
Tweetyo mama is so stupid she thught ‘fruit punch’ was a gay boxer
Tweetyo mama is so dumb she got locked out of a convertable car with the top down
TweetU kids is soooo dumb and ugly ya need someones dantrive as tissue to wipe ur butt and talk about mamas again ima tell u wat a mama is alright.
Tweetyour mommas so ugly when she worked at the bakery they dipped her face in batter to make animal cookies
Tweetyo brother is so gay that he sucks dick for bus fair and walks home
Tweetsure like men
Tweetyo momma soo poor; when i threw a rock at the trash can; she came out and said.. ‘you rangg?’
Tweetyoure mom us so fat that she rolled over a dollar and got four quarters out of it
youre mom is so harry that she gots afros growin off her nipples!
youre sisters like a mail box. open all day and all night
yeahh beotchh 
Tweetyo momma so slutty she catches more balls then randy moss
Tweetyo mamma so short she could sit on a dime and swing her legs
Tweetyo mamma so old she knew burger king when it was a prince
Tweetmy momma’s name is Lorraine.
Tweetyo momma’s so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!
TweetYour momma gave me a tampon !!
TweetYo mama so fat her belly button doesn’t have lint. It has sweaters
TweetYo mama is so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl.
TweetYo mama so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl.
TweetYo momma so fat she make king kong look like a migget.
Tweetyo mama so fat she fell on the floor i didnt want to say nothing but the floor was cracking up
Tweetyo mamma is so ghetto that when her water broke it was kool-aid
Tweetyo mamma is so stupid that she thought fruit punch was gay boxing
yo mamma is so stupid that she thought fruity rice was a gay chinese restruant
so poor I saw her climbing the tree and I asked her What she was doing she said getting toilet paper.
TweetYo mama so dumb when you asked whats for dinner she jumped on the table pulled down her pants and sayed crabs!
Tweetyo mamas so dumb she went to wallgreens she looked around and sayed these walls arnt green!
Tweetyo mamas butt is so big shes three feet taller when she sits down! oooooo!
Tweetyo mamas so hairy u thought u were raised by a gorrila!
Tweetyo mamas so old when she trys to breast feed clouds of dust form
Tweeti taut of yo mama all day! i waz at ta zoo!
Tweeti swear i saw ur mamas twin at exhibit number three!
Tweetyo mamas so fat when she was walken down ta street sum 1 caled animal controll about a loose elaphant
Tweetyo mamma is so fat that wen she sat on the toilet,the toilet sang,a,b,c,d,e,f,g, get yo fat ass off of me..
Tweetyo mammas so ugly,that she is ugly
Tweetyo mamma so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl!!! ahaha
Tweetwhy did the football player go to the bank??
to get his quarter back
Tweetwhy did the krap cross the road??
because it was the chickens day off
Tweetyo mammas teeth are so yellow,it looks like a twinkie
Tweetyo mamma so poor that wen u went in her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said just pick one corner
Tweeti like spam and eggs… yes im filipino!!
Tweetfk yo mama
TweetYo momma so ugly, that she mad an onion cry.
Tweetyo momma so fat when she jumped in the air she fell in orbit
Tweetyor mom is so ugly that the police arrested her for mooning
Tweetsuck a dick
Tweetyour momma is much that she can’t stated up to said hi?
TweetYo momma soooo ugly, the day she was born, the doctor looked at her butt, then her face and said: “TWINS” ! ! ! !
Tweet-if you guys want more, just ask, i got a bag-full of jokes!!!!
Your momma sooo strong, she can gargle with peanut-butter ! ! !
TweetYour momma sooo ugly, the day she was born, the nurse said: “What is that?!”, and then the doctor said: “I don’t know, but if it moves, KILL IT ! ! !”.
TweetYour momma sooo skinny, she hand-glide with a Dorito chip ! ! ! !
TweetYour momma teeth sooo yellow, everytime she closes her mouth, her neck glows ! ! !
Tweetyo momma so fat when god said let their be light he said move your fat ass out of the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mamma’s teeth are so yellow when cars saw her teeth they slowed doun
Yo mama’s so fat, when she turns around everyone throws her a welcome back party
Yo momma so ugly they put her face in cookie dough to make gorilla cookies
yo momma so ugly they filmed “Gorrilla in the MIst” in her shower
Yo momma’s so fat when she went to KFC she sang ”we are family macdonalds burger king and me
You liked that mama joke didn’t ya? Good?…well, nowhere near as good as Yo Mama was last night
Yo mama so fat her favorite song is “They see me rollin
yo momma so stupid she tried to put m’n’ms in ABC order
Tweetyo mama so nasty i went in tha bathroom and saw her givein yo brither some head
TweetTHESE JOKES ARE SO DAMN CORNEY………….. SUCK BALLS!!!!
TweetYO MOMMA SO FAT WEN I SAW HER FALL I DIDN’T WANNA LAUGH BUT DA GROUND WAS CRACCIN UP
Tweet~JUS ME N MY DRANK~
yo momma so stupid dat she stared at a bottle of orange juice dat had CONCETRATE on the back
Tweetyour mama so hairy the only lanuge she speaks is wookie
Tweetyo mom is so stupid she looks at you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tweetyo momma is so ugly when bricks are ugly she makes her own projects!
Tweetyo brothers so ugly yo mama sent him back!
Tweetyo brother are so dum he look like a dump truk
Tweetyo bro is soooo old people thought he was sand!!!!!!!!!!
Tweetyo bro is soooo dum when he was watching t.v he sat on th t.v and watched the chouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tweetyour momo so stupid she put lipstick on her head to make up her mind!!!!!!
TweetYo granpa is sooo ugly, he won 1st place in the costume contest when he was just picking you up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TweetYo momma is soo fat that she mas her own area code!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tweetyo momo so fat that she took up all of space ( WICH NEVER ENDS!!!!! (( : ()
Tweetyo momo so fat that the little people on earth had to live in her as there new home!!!!
TweetYO MOMO SO UGLY THAT HER SON WAS SO CUTE THAT PEOPLE DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT WAS HER SON!!!!!
TweetYO MOMO IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE JUMPED IN THE PACIFIC OCEAN THE WHOLE WATER CAME UP AND THE WHALES TOO AND WHEN THEY CAME OUT OF THE OCEAN THE WHALES WERE SINGING WE ARE FAMILY EVEN IF YOUR FATTER THAN ME!!!!
Tweetyo mama is so skinny she could hula hoop in a cherrio!!!!!!!!!<3
Tweetyo mama is so ugly that when she went to a chinsese restraunt,the waitors mistook her for being THE POOPO PLATER!
YO MAMA IS SOO SMALL SHE FELL IN THE TOILET
YO MAMA IS SOO CHEAP SHE CAN BARELY PAY ATTENTION
YO MAMA IS SOO GAY THAT SHE MAKES SPONGEBOB LOOK GOOD
yo mama is so poor the nurse said to name her daughter penny,she said no and named her FREE!
THANKS GUYS! I HOPE U ALL ENJOYED! BY THE WAY CHECK OUT PICS OF ME ON GOOGLE IMAGES TYPE KATRINA KAIF!!!! NO LIE!IF U R KOOL THEN DO IT!FOR EVERY VISITOR THERE SHALL BE AN AWARD OF $100.00,JUST TELL ME UR ADDRESS SO I CAN MAIL U THE CHECK!
Tweetyo mamma is so fat wen she went to sleep she
Tweetwas dreaming bout marshmellows wen she woke up
her whole pillow was gone
yO brother so damn uglyhe get F’s fornot havig a allaybie
Tweetyo momma teeth so yellow the sun got jealouse.
Tweetyo momma is sooo fat that she comes from both sides of daa family
xD
xD xD xD xD
yo momma is sooo stupid that she thoought a quarter back was a refund
yo momma is sooo ugly that she makes me look gudd
yo momma is sooo poor that when a man walked down an alley way she said ” GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!”
yo momma is sooo fat that when she sat on a nickel, a boogur popped out of george washingtons nose
yo momma is sooo fat and old when god said “let there be light” , he had to tell yo mom 2 move her fat ass
peace out ppl <3 loots off lovee ~`macie <3
(no mommas were harmedd in daa making of these jokes xD!!)
TweetTo mama so stupid that she sat on the tv. And watched the couch!
Tweetyo mamass so stinkk daa toilet rann awayy
Tweetyo mama so fat when ever she see a yellow bus full of white kids she says stop that twinki
Tweetyo mamma so poor she go to kfc and lick other people fingers
Tweetyou momma is so stupit that when she had an baby she looked at the abilical cord and said it comes with cable to
TweetYo momma is so fat when she was in a yellow coat everybody thought she was the sun
Tweetyo momma is so fat when she saw a bus with kids that have white on she yelled stop that twinki
Tweetyo mama is so skinny she can hollahops with a cherrio
Tweetyo momma so fat that when she saw a BIG twinky truck she ate the whole truck including the person driving!
Tweetthese nuuttttttttsssssssssss
Tweetso fat when she shit it stay in her ass crack!!!lol
Tweetthis webstite is shit
Tweetyo maama sooo stupid she traded 10 grand for a doller
Tweetjack sherdan you s0 ugli mi momsz wouldhnt suhck ya worth nuthin
Tweetyo mamma so fat she sat on walmart and lowerd the prices
Tweetyo mamma teeth is sooooooooooo yellow she smileb and trafic slowed down
Tweetyh shit
Tweetyo moma so old she left her purse on noahs ark
Tweetmamma there is somthing on ur tits my eyes
Tweeted killer yo mommas so ugly i put a picture of u to scare GERMS!!!!!
Tweeted killer yo mommas so ugly i put a picture of HERto scare GERMS!!!!!
Tweetyour mama so ghetto she breast feeds kool aid
Tweetyour mama so old she sat in front of jesus
TweetMark
Tweetyo mama is so fat that she looks like a bus big fat , smells bad and its one dollar to ride on
Tweetyo mama is so fat that she looks like a bus big fat , smells bad and its one dollar to ride on
Tweetyo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes on jupiter
Tweetyo moma so fat u have to take a bus,train,and a jet just to get to her good side
Tweetyo mama so ugly they changed her birthday to halloween
Tweetyo momma so fat that when she got in a hot air balloon it looked likw shw was wearing tights
Tweetyo momma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be Continued
Tweetur mom is fat
Tweetbjhvbh=bvujh
Tweetyo mamma is so fat we are in her right now.
Tweetyo mamma is so ugly we told her on her birthday to sing disturba by rihanna
Tweetyo mama is so fat that she can’t even fit in her bath tub so she has to go outside tobath
Tweetyo mama is so fat that she can’t even fit in her bath tub so she has to go outside tobath
Tweetyo mama is so black that when a black guy has sex wit her we have to put baby powder on him just to pull him out and so we can find him
Tweetyo mama is so ugly that she can’t even get a date wit michael jackson
Tweetyo mama is ugly that they mistaken her for a guy
Tweetyo moma is so ugly that she had u…
TweetMAMA MAN WENDEY
TweetUR MOMMA SO STUPID SHE SAT ON THE TV AND WATCH THE COUCH PS SHES FAT TO SO THE TV NEED TO BE FIXED NOW
TweetUR MOMMA SO STUPID WHEN OBMMA SIAD HE WILL MAKE CHANGE SHE PUT HER HAND UP ASK FOR DIMES
TweetUR MOMMA SO STUPID SHE THOUT A LIBRRAY WAS A FURIT
Tweetyour momma jokes got me punished thanks bitchs!
Tweetyo mama your so so so so so a bitch
Tweetyo mama so dumb she set her car on fire
Tweetyo mama so fat space ships cant get around her
Tweetyour mama so fat she only gives you 1 inch of space in the museum
Tweetyo moma so fat abus hit her she said hew threw that rock
Tweetcan yoo sen me a joke :L
Tweetyo momma so fat when she saw the moon she said gimmie the cookie cookie
TweetYo momma
SO STUPID
that when she was reading her job application it said dont write underneath this dotted line please
and she wrote underneath the line
OKAY
You might have heard it but i heard it when i was like 6 and it made me laugh.
Thanks again for reading!!
TweetNo bad comments ’cause this is my first time
yomama so stupid she sat on the tv and was watching the coach
Tweetantonio holliman
Tweetya mumma so fat god sed let ther be light she had to move!
Tweetya mummas so fat she sat on a rainbow skitles popped out
Tweethi paul
Tweethi mike
Tweethowz yu bruv?
Tweetya mumma so stupid she tried to put m&ms in alphapetical order
Tweetcool
Tweetlol sukme!wen can can i come round urs
Tweetya mum is so fat she has to use a crane to get out of bed
Tweetu suk me i give u tenner
Tweetnnah m8 lol wen can i
Tweethi michal i can seeyou
Tweetlik me lik me lik me lik me
Tweetmicheal i know ur on this website
Tweethi brad
Tweethey brad :L lol!!!
Tweetbrad where are ya
Tweethello there brad where r uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Tweetbrad where are u
Tweetok hey brad wna go to cambridge saturdaywitch me andpaul
Tweetha ugays
Tweetnips onthingy omg
Tweetwhy are u so gay mike
Tweetnippy!
Tweetcyah at back of newbuildplayfootbal wit harrys ball meet yu therjack chris paul mike jack!lol
Tweetmikky
Tweethi cris ican see u
TweetYou wank over ya nan
Tweethi chris
TweetGay crap
Tweetchris is gay
TweetPaul is a nob
Tweetpaul get a life
TweetJack ellard is a gay nob
Tweetjack e is a nob
Tweethi
Tweetauhglggvb
Tweethi u gay prosy
Tweetwhy did u rape your mum on tusday yer i went their
but i wannoooooooo
Tweetshut it batty boy
Tweetbaty boy
Tweethfjgd
Tweetwhy are u so gay jack
Tweetnonononononononononononononononono
TweetLets have a 3 some
Tweetbye mate
Tweetoi yu lot ther yet?:L
Tweetgaylords! least mike is on!
Tweetlol?:L:P=]
Tweetshut up chris
Tweetare u their
Tweethi mate i can see u tru ya window
Tweetwho are u bob get lost
Tweetgo on then
Tweetmeat me at the bus stop im da payne meat ya there so i can smack ya back from whear ya came from
Tweetwhat about friday at the cod fathers
Tweetha u scared
Tweetno i just want a big crawd and atlest when u go home cryin ya will be near ya house
Tweetstop it
Tweetyo mamas so stupid she had to climb over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
Tweetyour mums so stupid she was looking for the corner of a circle room
Tweetyour mammas so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles poped out
Tweetyo mamma so ghetto when she bres feeds koolaid comes out
Tweetasia smith
Tweetyo mama is so old she farts out dust
Tweetyo mama is so pore the last time she smelt hot food was when a ritch guy farted
Tweetyo mama is so hariy she got oferd the part of chewbaka
Tweetyo mama so old her bress milk is powder
Tweetyour brother but is os hariy it looks like donky kong is about to pop out and say old man america
TweetYo mama so fat when she goes to sit down at the movies she sits down next to everyone
Tweetyo mama is so fat when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across lake michigan
Tweetyo brother is so old i told him to act his age he died
Tweetyour brother is so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside he ran out with a spoon
Tweetyo mama so poor she takes the trash in
Tweetyo mama is so old her memerory is in black and white
Tweetyo mama is so stupid she stares at an orange juice carton every morning for an hour’cause it says “concentrate”
TweetYo mama is so nasty that insted of puting the sloppy joe on the bread she put a pile of shet!
Tweetha ha ha
I LOVE YOU JOSE LOPEZ
you mamma so fat i saw her in a red tank top and i screamed AYYYY OHH KOOL AID
Tweetyo mamma so ghetto when she breast feeds kool-aid comes out
Tweetyou mamma is so ugly when she was born the dr slaped her face thinking it was her ass
Tweetyo mamma is like a taxi every body gets a ride
Tweetyo mamma is so black she takes once you go black you never go back to a nother page
Tweetyour mamma is soooooooooooooo thick she got locked up in tescos and she starved to death hahahahahaha
Tweetyo mama soooooooooooooooooo ugle when she looked in the mirror the mirror broke
Tweetyo mamma so stupid that she said dont make me angry you wont like me when im angry am i green yet
Tweetyo mamma so stupid that she said dont make me angry you wont like me when im angry am i green yet
Tweetyo mamma so fat that she said i want to go around the world…oh wait she already is
TweetYo mama soooooooo old when she sneeze she sneeze
TweetYo mama soooooooo fat when she punch she get a wigie
TweetYo mama so fat that she could be the Eighth continent!
Tweetevery time your mama get on a scale it said to be continued then it said fat ass hole get up off of me im 11 years old who wrote this
Tweetyo mama soooooooooo fat she put on a yellow raincoat people said taxi
Tweetyo momma sooooooo ugly when she entered a ugly contest they said no preffisionals aloud bitch ass hoes
Tweetyo mamma so skinny wen she turns to the side she dissapears
Tweetyo momma so small she has to climb up a speed bump
Tweetyo momma is so fat every 1 thought the world was flat but then they saw yo mom
Tweetyo momma so short she goes 2 da carnival and the man at the mary go round says no babys can ride with out adult supervison !
Tweetyo momma so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch
Tweetyo momma is jus ugly
Tweetyo momma so ugly she mad 9-11
TweetI LOVE YOU MIA.
Tweetyo mamma so fat when she thought she was walking through the front door she walked through the front of the house
Tweetyo mamma so fat she used the ocean as a bathtub
Tweetyo mamma so stupid she thought a lighthouse was a flashlight
TweetYo momma so fat when she sits on a rainbow skittles come out
Tweetyo momma so fat that she cant fit inside of her oen house
TweetYO MAMMA HOUSE SO SMALL YOU HAVE TO EAT A LARGE PIZZA OUTSIDE
TweetYo momma so stupid she thought bubblegum waz glue
Tweetyo mamma so fat when she goes to the beach the whales start singin we are family
Tweetyo mama so fat when she goes to the park people start to ring wild life warriors
Tweetyo mamma so fat a hot air ballon compared to yo mamma looks like a pebble
Tweetyour mammma so fat when she fell over board a ship the captain yelled out land ahoy
TweetYo Momma is so Fat She gets Stuck in a Door and Ask For Pizza!
Tweetyo momma so stupid she thought tampax pearl was jelewry
Tweetyo mama so ugly wen jason saw her he dropped dead again!!!
Tweetyour mama is so stupid she got lock in a grocery store and starved
Tweetur mama is so fat she had to go to seaworld to get baptized
Tweetyo mama so fat i rolld over her 1nc 2c 3 times i stell was not off of her
Tweetyo momma so fat when she floated on the ocean spain thought they found new land
Tweetyo momma so fat the word fat was out of the picture
Tweetyo momma so broke she uses coupons at the 99 cent store
Tweet(oooooooooooooooooo dats cold)
yo moma so fat she dont noe me like dat hahahahahah it dont make sense i noe
TweetYo mamma is so fat she tripped over 4 Ave and landed on 12
TweetYo mom so ugly the geico caveman look better then her
Tweetyo mama so fat u got to take 2 buses a train and 3 airplanes to get to her good side
Tweetyo mama is so fat that she went to a restuant and looked at the menu and said…………Okay
Tweetyo brother so fat, he takes a shower at the car wash.
Tweetyo brother is so fat, he has rolls on his dick.
TweetYo mamma so fat when she goes to the beach the whales sing “We are Family”
TweetI hate these JOKES
Tweetyo momma so fat she walked out in a yellow rainsuit and people yelled taxi
Tweetyo daddys dick so small when he stick it in your mom she said wheres it at
Tweetyo brother so nasty that he takes crabs in the beach
TweetYo momma is so fat it takes an aircraft carrier to get her to work
TweetYo mamma is so poor it took her 90 years to pay off 1 cent
TweetYo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles poped out!
Tweetyo mama is so stupid when she trew a rock at the floor she missed
Tweetyour sister so ugly that she looks like madeline sanderz
Tweetyo mama is so fat she doesn’t fit through the door
Tweetyomama so stupid she went to the bowling alley and lokked at the bowling balls and started singing we are family
Tweetyo mama so fat she had to go to sea world to get bapatized
Tweetyo mamma so stupit when she herd topock shacor she thought it was a juish holiday
Tweetmy brother is so ugly when he looked in the mirror your gay my brother is keyshon sullivan
Tweetyo mamma so stupit she sat on the t.v. and watched the coutch
Tweetyo momma so fat it took her 4 wheeler drive to get in her bed
Tweetfunny
TweetYour mom so ugly she looks like a cracker on wellfare
Tweetyo momma is so fat god said let there b light n told ur mom 2 move her fat ass
TweetYo MaMa SOo DuMb ShE TrIeD To DrOwN A fiSh.
TweetYo momma so stupid wen she robbed the bank she hid in a police car
Tweetyo momma so fat when she steops on the scale its says one at a time please.
Tweetyo momma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her
Tweetyo momma so flabby all the jews should be gassed
TweetEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MART
Tweetyo danneh!
Tweetyo momma so fat when she wears a tshirt with a H on it, she gets raped.
TweetHELLO
Tweetharro adam
Tweetyo mommas so fat, when she gets naked maybury bums her
Tweetyah its true i bum fwanz
TweetSean Hales momma so stupid her dress size is “fat Bitch”
TweetGOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
Tweetmayburys mum is such a dog she gets impounded
TweetNOM NOM NOM NOM
TweetMON MON MON MON
TweetIM SO FAT… I PUT MY NAME ON IT!!!
TweetI LOVE MAYBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
TweetJesus’ Mommaz so fat she doesnt exsist
TweetI used to think that I could not go on
And life was nothing but an awful song
But now I know the meaning of true love
I?m leaning on the everlasting arms
If I can see it
Then I can do it
If I just believe it
There?s nothin? to it
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me runnin? through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
See, I was on the verge of breaking out
Sometimes silence can seem so loud
There are miracles in life I must achieve
But first I know it starts inside of me
If I can see it
Then I can be it
If I just believe it
There?s nothin? to it
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me runnin? through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
Hey, ?cause I believe in you
If I can see it
Then I can do it [I can do it]
If I just believe it
There?s nothin? to it
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
TweetI see me runnin? through that open door
I believe I can fly [I can fly]
I believe I can fly [I can fly]
I believe I can fly [I can fly]
Hey, if I just spread my wings [I can fly]
I can fly [I can fly]
I can fly [I can fly]
I can fly [I can fly]
If I just spread my wings [I can fly]
I can fly [I can fly]
[I can fly]
[I can fly]
[Hmmm fly, fly, fly]
I PUT MY DICK ON U U FAT BITCH
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TweetMy Mommas so fat i copy n paste lyrics to this website
TweetYOUR MAMA IS SO STUPID THAT WIN SHE HERD SOULJA SHE THOT HE SAID LOL SLILME FACE
TweetYO MAMA’S HOUSE IZ DIRTY ,TWO RATS TRIPED ME AND JACKED
TweetME FOR MY WALLET.AND YO MAMA IS SO POOR THAT SHE PUT A X ON A BOX AND SPIN IT AND SAID THERE IS YO X-BOX 360.
yo mamma’s so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund
Tweetyo momma so fat when she go into a grocery store the thing go beep beep beep
Tweetyo mamsa so fat bill gates cant afford to pay off her lipo suction..
Tweetyour mamma is so fat that when she goes in to a plane it becomes a submarine
Tweetyo brother so ugly. lol.
Tweetyo mamma is so dumb when she put on make up she couldnt make up her mind
TweetDa shit
Tweetyo mamma so ugly she made madusa turn to stone
Tweetyo mama got so much hair on her chin she got to bread it
Tweetyo mama got so much hair on her chin she got to bread it
Tweetyo mama afro so big she got a turning signal on it
Tweetyo mama so dum instead of using butter for the popcorn she used it for brushing her teeth
Tweetyo ma so old she lef her purs on noah’s ark
Tweetyo ma so fat she jumpd n the air and got stuck
Tweetyo ma so old her birthday expires
Tweetyo ma so old she starting to fart out mummy dust
Tweetyo ma so old she used to run track with dinasaurs
Tweetyo ma so old her birth certificte says expired
Tweetyo ma so stinky she farted out green bubbles
Tweetyo ma so dum she thought a caculator was a fone
Tweetyo mama breath so hot she melted the ice
Tweetyo mama so dum she thougth the park was her bedroom
Tweetyo mama so dum she thoght aj was a horse
Tweetyo mama so dum she thoght ronald was a pig
Tweetaj so ugly king kong smaked hom
Tweetbitch yo fuccin moms is so retarted she started jigging and everybody said it was a sezure
Tweetyo mama so fat that obama couldnt see the white house for a week
Tweetyo mama so fat that people exersice around her
Tweetyo momma so fat last time she saw 90210 she was on a scale
Tweetyo momma so ugly she saw a ghost and the ghost screamed
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Tweetyo momma so hairy sasquatch saw her and took pictures!!
Tweetyo mama is so crusty her vagina has crumbs . lmao
Tweetyo mamas teeth are so yellow she can pass for a cheese grinder . lmao and i did the one below also(:
Tweetyo mama so fat The horse on her polo shirt is real
Tweetyo mama is so ugly when she went to grab the remote it jumped off the couch
Tweetyo mama is so ugly she went to the zoo and the animals pointed at her
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TweetYo Brother So Stupid He Thought His Nephew Was His Brother . Haha .
TweetHow do you know Adam and Eve werent black? try taking a rib from a black guy
Tweetyo momma coche so hairy that she makes indivisual appointmentas for the hair salon
Tweetyo mama so stupid she thought cat mix was a song made by cats
Tweetyo brother is so ugly he has to sneek up on bath water
Tweetyo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street i asked her what she’s doing she said she’s moving
Tweetyo brother so gay he poked his balls and said yo finger go like dis
Tweetyo momma so cheap when we were done with sex she reused the condom
Tweetyo brother so fat he used a trash bag for a condom
Tweetyo brother so cheap he used a trash bag for a condom
Tweetwhat did the barthroom roll said to the other?you use me
Tweetyo momma so old she took jesus to prom LMAO
Tweetyour gay
Tweetyour momma so fat,she use a mattress for a tampon lol
Tweetyo momma soo poor,when she goes to KFC
Tweetshe has to lick other peeps finger lmfao
yo momma teeth so yellow when she smiled dorothy made it to oz.
Tweetsuck it
Tweetyouh momma isz so fat. when she weight her self in a scale it said to be continued..
TweetYo mamas so gangster she can make hamburgers with her bare hands
TweetYo mamas ass is so big they it as a sign at drug rehab saying crack kills
TweetYo mamas ass is so big they used it as a sign at drug rehab saying crack kills
TweetYo mamas in a wheelchair talkin about i aint standin for this
Tweetyour daddy is so fat when i kicked him in the gut pork chops fell out his ass
Tweetyo mama is so fat scientist discover her butt as the first planets
Tweetyo mama”s hair is so short she curls it with macoroni
Tweetyo mama so fat she took a spoon to the superbowl
Tweetyo mama’s so fat, she has more chins than the hong kong phone book
Tweetyo brother so greasy you can fry food when u put raw meat to his lips
Tweetyo mama so dirty she invented dirt
TweetWoggingtons mommas a 5cent hooker at the corner of eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee mart
TweetTHE ONLY THING POSITIVE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE IS hiv
TweetAYSENUR AND VESILE ARE BOTH SO STUPID THAT MR. SAID EVEN LAUGHS AT THEM.
TweetCOMPUTERS ARE SO FUNNY WHEN THEY GO ON STAND BY YOU THINK THEY ARE HAVING A GOOD TIME
Tweetyo mamma so fat that when you try to get her out of the bathroom yo have to grease her and throw a fudge round in the hall way.
Tweetyo mamas so ugly that she mad her baby and her dog run away
Tweetfunny and dumb
Tweetyo mammas so teeth are so yellow that i cant its not butter hahahahahahaha
Tweetyo momma so black when you turn off the lights you say momma where are you !!!!!!! hahahahahaha
TweetYO MOMMA SO UGLY WHEN SHE WOBBLES DOWN THE STREETS IN SEPTEMBER FOLKS SAY DAM IT CANT BELIEVE ITS HALLOWEEN
Tweetyo mama is so fat when she saw a bus full of white kids she said stop tha twinkie
TweetYO MAMA SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT SHE COULD FLY, SHE WAS FALLING OFF THE BUILDIG BUT SHE FARTE!!!
Tweetyo mama is so fat she is going to need two heavans when she dies.
Tweetyo mama is so black her shadow is light skin.
Tweetyo mama so stupid that she toke a shower in toilet and wen she was done she smelled like trash.
Tweetyo mama so ugly king kong aint got nuthin on her
Tweetyo momma is like traiin tracks she’s laid all over the world
Tweetyo momma is so hairy she is like my dick ‘chubacka’
Tweetyo momma is so poor she farted and tried to put the gas in her moped
Tweetyo momma is so black that when the police shot bullets at her at night they came back for flashlights
TweetYo momma is so stupid, i humped her and left her an IOW ‘i owe you’
TweetYo momma is so tall shaq has to jump to get sum breast milk
Tweetyo momma breath stinks so bad that i took a shit in from of her and she couldnt smell it
Tweetyo momma is hairy she donated hair to the cancer society
Tweetyo momma is so ugly i took a shit and a couple minutes later she came in and said what is my reflection doing in the toilet
Tweetyo mommma tits are so saggy that michael jackson bit them and they exploded
Tweetyo mamas teeth are so yellow when she smiled everyone said its morning already
Tweetyo mama is so poor she cant afford to bye a new box to live in
Tweetyo momma so fat when she went to the beach the whales sang we are family.
Tweettysheem nisir jabari
Tweetshe sooooo fat
TweetYo momma teeth so yellow that when she close her mouth her stp
TweetYo momma teeth so yellowthat when she close her mouth her stomach lights up
TweetYo brother so poor when i walked into his house I swatted a pesky fire fly and he said who turned out the lights?
Tweetmorgan is so gehtto ,when she breast feed cool-aid comes out.
Tweetshe is so pilled up that her eyes look like 2 bugs.
TweetAll ya jokes r not funny so STOP!!! ALREADY dam yo
TweetYo momma is so fat that wen we had sex she got skinny
TweetHaha lol yo momma teeth is so yellow that they turned out they made out of butter
TweetYo mamma’s soo fat she walked into a elevator &
Tweetpressed up, she went to the ground!!
your momma armpits so hairy it has a afro
Tweetyour momma so fat when she walked in front of the tv i missed the whole world cup
Tweethahahahahahahahahahahahah
yo momma so old dat wen i told her to act her own age SHE DIED!!
Tweetyo momma so hairy her nipples have AFROS!!!
Tweetyo mommas armpit hair is soooo long dat it looks like she has bob marley in a headlock
TweetYo mama so old when she went to the doctors, he said wut is tht
Tweetyo mama is sooooo fat wen she sat on da toilet it stared singing abcdefg get your fat ass off of mi
Tweetyo momma so fat wen she breath her stomach buss.
Tweetyo mama so fat when she sat on da toilet she pregnant!
Tweetyo mama so fat when she got in the ocean she said nice kitty pool
Tweetyo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Tweetyour momma so hairy when you were born you got rugburn
Tweetyo brotha so stupid it took him a whole year to watch a girl pass thru his life….
Tweetyo mamma so fat well your mamma just so everything ,
Tweetyo brother is such an asshole, he licks his his every day@!
Tweetyo mamma so dum she shoved batteries up her ass and said “i got the power”
TweetYoo MOMA IS SOO FAT, SHE FELL OFF BOTH EMDS OF THE BENCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tweetyo moma so ugly she scared the hati kids
Tweetya mom so fat when shefell over her as got burnt by the light bulb
Tweetyo mama is so fat when she sat on the rainbow skittles poppped out
Tweetyo moma is so black it is illegal for her to play laser tag
TweetYo mama is so getto she had twins with to different dadys
TweetYo mama is so fat wen she walks she strucks oil
TweetYo mama got so much butter on her teeth she eats her biskits plain
Tweetyo moma soooo ugly it aint even w0rds to explain how ugly she is
TweetYo mom so fat, she used the black hole 4 a toilet!
Tweetyour mum is so fst itg doesn’t to ne anything e;se
TweetYo mama so dumb she went outside and watched house
TweetYO MOM IS SO FAT THAT SHE CANT JUMP OVER THE GET
Tweetyo mama is such a shithole that people have to dodoon
Tweether.
yo mamma so fat she plugged the whole o zone
TweetYo brother teeth so yellow it shines like the sun
TweetYo momma teeth so yellow when she ran out of butter on her corn she just scaped some off ha teeth nd ate it
TweetYo momma so fat dat when she waz dressed in all yellow da people say stop dat TTTTAAAAXXXXXXIIIIIII!
Tweet~#$Cherry’s~*% YOUR JOKE SUCKS
Tweetyo momma so poor that she iron her clothes on the drive way
Tweetisnt it your mama so fat she has to iron her clothes on the driveway not poor:|?
Tweetyo mama so fat when her dad said it was chilly outside she ran out with a bowl
Tweetyour mommas so fat she couldent fit therew a double deka bus
TweetYo Mama so dumb that when I asked her where’s her house she said I was standing on it.
TweetYo mama’s so stupid she tried to steal free samples
TweetYO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEPPRD ON THE SCALE IT SAID TO BE CONTINUED
Tweetyo momma so ugly that she makes poop look like a celeb
Tweetyo momma so fat she could replace the SUN !!!!!!!!!
Tweetyo mamas so fat that when she bends over she causes an eclipes
TweetYo mama so fat that when she walked in tha building everyone went oh my god what an earthquake
Tweetyo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean spain claimed her new land
Tweetthats ard i like all those jokes but i really like the one that says ur mama teeth is so yellow she spits out butter thats the one that i really like forreal u and who ever should keep on making them like yeah
Tweetthats ard i like all those jokes but i really like the one that says ur mama teeth is so yellow she spits out butter thats the one that i really like forreal u and who ever should keep on making them like yeah
Tweetyo mama so ugly she looks like debra
Tweetyo mama so stupid when she breast feed kool-aid comes out
Tweetyour mama so dam stupid shes reads a book aT 11am!!!
Tweetguss what i saw your mom pick her owm ass hole and she liked it! plus i licked gayes ass holes
Tweetthats ard i like all those jokes but i really like the one that says ur mama teeth is so yellow she spits out butter thats the one that i really like forreal u and who ever should keep on making them like yeah
Tweetyo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean spain claimed her new
Tweetyo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean spain claimed her new
TweetYour brother is so damn ugly that when he went to use the toilet he scared the crap out of the toilet.
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Tweetyo momma so fat when she went to the doctors office and he wieghed her the doc said THATS MY PHONE NUMBER!
Tweetyo momma so fat she talks to strangers just to get there candy!
Tweetyo mama so fat she steped from jupiter and ended up on one of plutos planets
Tweetyo mamma so fat when she went to the ocean the whales said we are family even though u bigger than me
Tweetyo brother so fat when she went to the ocean the whales said we are family even though u bigger than me
Tweetyo brother so stank when he got in the tub he left rings all around the tub and his body
Tweetyo mama so dark when she went to bed her husband said you aint my wife bitch
Tweetyo mama so ugly she tried out for the color purple movie contest and won as seily
Tweetyo mama so poor that she since she cant afford crack so she sniffs chalk
Tweetyo brother so stink he sat on a roller coaster and shited on his self
Tweetyo mama so old she farts dust
Tweetyo brother so old on his birth certificate it says expired
Tweetyo auntie so stink they called her shity bitch
Tweetyo mama so stink she shits stinkbombs
Tweetyo mama so stink she shited on herself and blamed her classmate
Tweetyo daddy so black; in night school he was marked absent
TweetYO DADY IS SO BLAD IF YOU ROBE IS HEAD YOU CAN SEE IN TO THE FUTRE
Tweetya moms so fat that when she stepped on the scales it give me her phone numba
Tweetyo momma like a vacuum she sux, she blows and gets laid in the cupboard gmfo…
Tweetyo momma like a vacuum she sux, she blows and gets laid in the cupboard gmfo…
Tweetsucks balls like a vaccum and got crabs with them
Tweetsucks balls like a vaccum and got crabs with them
Tweetyo mama is like a clock not always on time and you got to plug her in to get her started
Tweetyo mamas like mikleal slow reatarded and always wants money
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Tweetyo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
Tweetyo brother sooo stupid he thru away a bag of potatoes you
Tweetask him why he says they dont have flavor
your mom so fat i ran around her and i got lost
Tweetyo mamma is like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingered thrown into the gutter but yet she still comes back for more!
TweetYo brother so fat that when he gets all washed up he haas to wash between his layers
TweetYo momma so fat that when she gets all washed up she has to wash between her layers
Tweetyo mama so fat that god coudnt light up earth until she moved!!!!!!!! lol
Tweetyo mama so ugly she look like you.LOL
Tweetyo mama so black she leave finger prints on charco
Tweetyo mamma is so fat when she moves it causes eathquake
TweetYO MAMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE MOVES IT CAUSES EARTHQUAKE
Tweetyo momma so fat, when she stepped on the battery it went up her butt and said ”i got the powerr”
Tweetyo momma so fat, when she jumped off the boat the sailor said land-of-hoee
Tweetya mamma is so fat that when she cleand out the cagees at the zoo evreyone yeled look at that hippopotemas
Tweetya granddads dick is so small he went to freezer put his dick in to get a hard on
Tweetyo mamam so stupid that wen i took her to a football game she thought the quater back was a refun…..lol:P
Tweetyo mama sooooo dumb she mistaked justin bieber as ugly betty
TweetYo Momma’s so dumb when she heard about the Nickleback concert she thought they were giving out free refunds.
TweetYo mama is so fat it took her 4 days to walk up a small hill..
Tweetyour momma so old when she breast feeds all that comes out is Powder (: LOls
TweetYOUR MAMA SO HAIRY SHE MARRIED KING KONG
Tweetyo mama soooo fat that when she went to swim in the pacfic ocean sailors thought said “land hooooooo”
Tweetyo mamma so old that god calls her mother too
Tweetyo brother so stuiped he make Gorge of the jungle look smart
Tweetyo mamma so fat it took her 30 day to figure out that she was 42
Tweetyo momma so stuiped when i said silence i kill you she killed herself
Tweetyo daddy soo stupid that he sings beyblade beyblade metal fight suck my dick and youll be hi made be sumeet
Tweetyo brother so ugly, dat damn he so ugly i forgot the damn joke.
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TweetDERP DERP
TweetYO MAMA
TweetYo Mama Does~
TweetSUCK MY M*****F******ING DIXK
Tweetsuck my mothers DIXK
Tweetyo mama so poor i walked in2 her house and steped on ciggeritte butt and she said her turned of the motha f*****g heater!
Tweetyo mama so black when she walked out side at nite the street lites turned on
Tweetyo brother is so screwd up he slept with a dirty hobo guy off the road
Tweetyo sister so hot wen she looked at a giant bowl of ice cream it melted
Tweetyo mama so ugly wen she looked at her highsckoll piture it burned in2 flames
Tweetyo mama so ugly wen she looked at herself in the mirrow the mirrow cracked in half and fell off the wall
Tweetyo mama so dark wen she makes out with a whit dude it looks like a white guy sitting maser bating
Tweetyo mama so dark wen she eats titsie rols she is requried 2 were white gloves so she wnt bite her fingers off
Tweetyo sister so hot wen she went 2 antartaca all the snow melted
Tweetyo brother mummbles wen he speaks so i just say i dont speak retared b!tc#
Tweetyo mama so poor she cant afford 2 pay attention
Tweetyo mama so dumb wen she saw a sign dat siad 4 free she pulled out a bag of ca$# and siad how muc#?
Tweetyo ama so poor wen i waz walkin down the road i saw her kickn a can down the sidewak and i siad ms fatlard watcha donin and she siad “MOVING” ” Y DO U WANT @ NO U TINY FAT KID”?
Tweetya mam is so stupid she climbed to the top of a glass wall to see what was on the other side
Tweetyour brother cody is so fat he made free willy look like a ant
TweetYO MAMA
TweetYOUR MOM IS SO WIERD SHE LOOKED OUT OF THE WINDOW AND GOT ARRESTED FOR MOONING
TweetMY IS SO FAT THET WAS BORN IN A DKOM