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Yo brother so nasty he slept with my momma.
your brother is so big, he looks like a dump truck……..
yo brother so fishy, yo daddy put ketchup on him and eat it
yo mommas so poor she makes a hobo look like a rich man!! =]
yo brothers so hairy when you go by the ape exibite the zoo keepers say OH NO AN APE ESCAPED!!
yo momma’s so fat,she had to go to seaworld to get baptized….
yo brother so ugly yo momma tried 2 push you back inside when you wuz born
yo brother so stupid he roasted his dick thinking it wuz a hot dog
yo momma so fat when god said let their be light he said move your fat ass out of the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mamma’s teeth are so yellow when cars saw her teeth they slowed doun
my little four years old sister said this——-yo momma is so fat i can not believe it i thought that it was so cute ,so did my mom!
yo momma so ugly they slapped u across the face wen u wwere born
yo botha soooo ugly he almost made michael jackson striaght
ur mum
ALL THESE JOKES SUCK AND YO MOMMA SO FAT YOU HAVE TO ROLL OVER TWICE TO GET OF OF HER…..
yo momma is so stupid …she went to see a 18 certificate movie ..wid 17 of her friends
Ur brada so stupid dat he even bunked his wedding
YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT SHE MADE D.K LOOK SKINNY
YO MAMA IS SO UGLY DAT SHE LOOK LIKE A T REX AND THE BOOGIE MAN FUSION
Yo mama’s so fat, when she turns around everyone throws her a welcome back party.
yo momma’s so dumb she saw a bus full of white kids and she said stop that twinkie.
yo mama so ugly she makes micheal jackson look like justin timberlake
ur mama so poor when i threw a rock at da trash can she came out and said who knocked.
YOUR MAMA SO FAT SHE SEEN UR DADDY AND SAID OOOOOOHHHHHH LOLIPOP AND MENT TO SAY OOOO PAPI
Your bro so nasty he ate a bogger for dinner!
Yo momma so ugly they put her face in cookie dough to make gorilla cookies
yo momma so ugly they filmed “Gorrilla in the MIst” in her shower.
YO MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE SAT ON THE TOILET IT SANG ABCDEFG GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF OF ME!!!!
YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE RAN INTO A PARKED CAR
yo brother sooo old he ran track with the dinosaurs.
your mother is so ugly when her baby was born the doctor slapped it in the face
your brothers so fat he had a cheesy bellend so he ate it cause he thought it was a cheesy hotdog
your mum is so poor she could not a ford a free sample
your brother is so gay he made micheal jackson look stright
ur mamma is so ugly day when she joined an ugly contest, they said sorry no professinals
yo brother so nasty that when he was horney he f****ed a sales person
Bitch yo mamma so ugly id rather slep with my dog
chelsey
Chelsey
Yo Mama, is so fat that her pant size is umm……… BITCH lose some weight!!!!!!!!!!
Yo momma so stupid she wanted tro get to texas from colorodo and called the operator he said 1 minute and she said thank you and hung up!
yo momma is so hairy she has hair around her niples
your brothers so nasty he shoved durecell bataries up his ass and said, ( I GOT THE POWER)
YO BROTHER SO STUPID HE HUMPED MY BEST FRIEND FROM TOP TO BOTTOM
Yo Momma so fat they closed burger king on her birthday
your momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car
Yo momma’s so fat when she went to KFC she sang ”we are family macdonalds burger king and me”
Hey, yeah you – I did not know that yo momma was a movie star
We got Chackie Chan, Jet Lee and yo momma UG LY!
yo brotha so ugly not even his dad wud f*** him
yo mommas so ugly she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
Yo mamma like to lick my dick so much thats the rael definition of BALLIN’!
yo mama is so fat she rolls to work
Your momma is so wack when she goes to sonic people ask her for a wacky pack.
yo momma so fat she fell and couldint feel it
yo moma so bald,mister clean got jeolus
yomommas are all so fat that your dad had to have a ladder to do her
Yo Mamma’s feet so skanky that when your family wants jam pieces, she gets yo brother to run a loaf of bread between her toes.
Yo’ Grannies neck so damn wrinkled, I use it as a cheese grater.
I got notin bad to say about Yo Momma - heck, her face says it all…
Your pet Cat so freakin nasty it bit ma dog and gave it rabies.
Yo Auntie so stinkin that a skunk smelled her butt and passed out.
Yo mama’s so poor, TV dinner trays are her good china.
Damn it, just realised that last yo is as old as the crust in yo Sister’s knickers…
You liked that mama joke didn’t ya? Good?…well, nowhere near as good as Yo Mama was last night
But, hey, if I wanted a comeback, christ, I’d just wipe it off Yo Mamma’s chin…
Yo Mama like a television - even a 2 year old can turn her on!
You brother so hairy Big foot is taking his picture..
Yo Mother in law so stinky she use Right Guard and Left Guard.
Your Grandpa’s so hairy, Jane Goodall follows him around.
Yo Star wars geeky friend so damn hairy, she’s a stunt double for Chewbacca and her baby daughter played the leader of the Ewoks (no makeup needed).
Yo English teacher so damn stupid, she failed a survey…
Yo Sista like a mailbox, open all day and all night…
Yo mama’s so clumsy, she got tangled up in a Mobile phone.
Yo mama’s like an elevator - blokes go up and down on her all day. Yo Mother in law so dmamnd Dislexus when I told her to go get some Head and Shoulders…she jump on top of me Shoulders and gave me head!!!
Your IM buddies so damn stanky, I can smell them over the interweb
Only job yo ever gonna get is as a blind bird-watcher.
Yo idiotic Doctor so damn greasy that he uses Bacon as a bandaid
Yo Dog so short it’s best friend is an Ant.
Yo Auntie so flat chested she jealous of the wall.
Yo girlfriend so cheap I threw her a penny for sex and she gave me change…
The first line in the Bible was mistranslated - it actually reads - ‘In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth and yo’ fat ugly Mama’
Yo Grandpa’s house so damned cold, the Roaches ice skate around the kitchen.
Yo Momma house so small that I put my Key in the doorlock and broke the freakin back window!
I heard yo mama got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job…
Yo baby sista’s nose so long, it make Steffi Graf jealous…
Yo Mam so damn ugly, look like the ho was hit by the whole freakin Ugly Tree!!!
Yo Mama so old - heck, the first line of the Koran was mistranslated - it should read ‘All praise is due to Allah, the Lord of the Worlds and Father of Yo’ Mama’…
I heard that yo Granny was so disgustingly ugly that on a holiday to Egypt she looked up a Camel’s ass and scared the hump off of it!
Yo Driving Instructor so damn old he got hieroglyphics on his Driver license.
Yo Cousin so old she drives a chariot to High school
I took yo Mama to the Doctor’s - I tell him that she feeling poorly and that she only got 1 toe and 1 knee. Doc tells me she’s contracted ‘Tony’…
Yo Boss so damn ugly that when he leaned out the window the Police arrested him for attempted murder
That Grandpa of your’s so stupid and poor that when I came over for Dinner he read me recipes…
Yo wee brother so damn hairy that he went for a short back and sides and lost 30 pounds…
Yo mama’s chest hair so damn long, it growing all the way down to her willy.
Yo mama’s so nice, she offered me the hair off her back.
Yo Mother in law so nasty, she got more clap than an auditorium.
I’s apologise for talkin bout Yo Mama…I should know better…hell, I don’t even know the Man…
No seriously, under all that hair yo Mama is really a Saint….a saint Bernard!
But really, yo Mamma is just like a golf course - everybody gets a hole in one!
Yo Nana still so fat she wears a Microwave as a beeper.
And yo Mother-in-law so huge she stole my pillow cases when she ran outta socks.
Yo mama should be locked away, cos every time she moons people they turn into werewolves
She nasty too ya know - yo daddy just got out of hospital after eating her out - he caught food poisining…
Yo’momma so ugly she actually is very good at her job: Being a scarecrow.
Yo mama so fat her favorite song is “They see me rollin”
Yo mama so fat that her car don’t have an airbag, she is the airbag
Yo mama so fat not even Jackie Chan could make it around her in 90 days
Yo Mama so stupid so stupid she got ran over by a parked car
YO mamma so fat she eats more hot dogs for an average snack than kobayashi eats in a contest
yo momma so damn uglg she had a fire on her face and we put it out wit an ice pick
yo mommas sooooo damn fat that she had to go to the doctors and the doctor said sorry the place is packed
yo mommas damn fat she sat on the dollar and it sang oh say can u see get ur fat but off me
yomomm so fat when she went to the beach they said”look its free willie!”
ok dog that waz wac i no
yo momma is so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning
yo momo so fat, at skool for gym they ran around her for excersize!
Yo brother is dirty and nasty everytime he pass by me i dont know whether to offer some paper toilet or some gum…..
yo brother so fat every time he goes to the beach the whales sing we are family
yo momma so stupid she tried to put m’n'ms in ABC order
yo mamma so stupid she sold the car for petrol money xD =]
ebony is awesome
yo moma so ugly i thought it was halloween
yo moma so ugly and stinky when something like a animal or person it got blind or died
yo moma so stupid she roasted her pussie thinking it was bread
yo moma so stupid she thought a hot dog was a dads dick and sucked it
yo moma so ugly she made the boogey man jelous[boogey men wanted to be the uglyest person on earth
yaw funny people is cool to but im the funniest
desminia im better than you in yo moma jokes and the other one lets have online
yo Momma is so ugly yo sista is so hot and she thought i cant believe i came out this ugly ass bitch
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yo mama so hairy she got afros on her nipples…..
yo momma so hairy her nipples grow afros
YOUR MOM
your mamas so wite she make micheal jackson look black
yo mama so fat, she picked out the lint from her belly button and pulled out a sweater
yomma so fat she rolled over a dollar and got 4 quarters out of it
Yo momma so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
yo mamma so fat she has her own zip code
yo mama so bald head u can see what she is thinkin
yo mama so fat, she sweat butter and syrup, and got a full time job at denny’s whipin pancakes cross her fo head
yo momma so stupid she got locked in a groceries store and died of starvation
yo momma breath stink SOOO BAD SHE WALK UP INTO DA BATHROOM N ALL DA TOOTHBRUSHES DO DA MATRIX —-AWWW SHIT, SHE AINT PICKING ME—-
yo momma so fat, when she fell in the Grand Canyon she got stuck!
yo momma so fat, when she fell in the Grand Canyon she got stuck!
My jokes suck
your mamas so dumb she fell downHAHAHAHAHSA
Your mum so fat when she steps on scales it says to be continued
yo momma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles flew out
yo momma so fat when she goes 2 dancing class the dancing teacher says you look like the great pumpkin
ure so ugle when yo momma pushed u out she asked for a refund
Abbey jenkins is so fishy the tide comes in !!!!!!
Luke d ears are so big they make the ivil tower look tiny
i have never seen a girl run so fast than bethan with her dinner ticket !!
yo mama so tall she can sit on th ifeltower
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yo mommas so hairy the only language she speaks is chubbaka.awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
yo brother is so gay when he farted everybody thought it was global warming
yo mommas so stupid she sold her car for gas money
yo mommas so stupid she starved to death in a grocery store
yo mommas so fat she played pool with the planets
yo mamma poor thet when i saw her kicking a paper bALL i ask what sshe was doing she said i’M MOVing
yo mamma so short she made WII man look taller
yo mamma so tall she could say TIMBER 10 times before she hit the ground
yo mamma so short you can see her feet on her drivers licsens
yo mamma so jstupid she thought justin timerlake made timberlands
yo mama so thin she swallod a meat ball and she thought she was pregnant
your momma’s so fat she makes free willy look like i tic-tac
yo mama so fat she on both sides of the family!
yo mama so fat when she go on a date her date has to take her to the dollar menu
your momma so fat when she went to sea world all the weals started
singing “we are family”….
ur momma has soo thick glass she says hi to people on the map
ur momma soo dumb she thiink her ass hole is her eye and her eyes are her ass
what do you call cheese dat aint yours , (wait 4 it) NACHOCHEESE
your bro feet so nasty that when u touch it,it hiss at u
yo mumma’s arm pits are so hairy, she looks like she’s got a hippy in a head lock!
oh snap!
Yo momma so black she look like she swim in soysauce
Yo momma so black she look like she swim in soysauce
Yo momma so black she look like she swim in soysauce
Yo momma so ugly it look like she just came out of world war 3
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yo mama is soo old she sat behind jesus in the third grade
yo momma so stank skunks dont even call her family
yo momma so ugly when she walked into to the kitchen rats jumped on the table and screamed.
yo momma so fat that when a bus went by she said “twinkie come back”
yo momma so hairy the only language she speaks is wooky.
yo momma so fat that when she farts Al Gore accuses her of global warming.
yo momma so ugly she put the fuh in fugly.
yo momma so dumb she brought a spoon to the superbowl.
yo momma so dumb she went to a clippers game to get a hair cut.
yo momma so fat scientists thought she was another planet.
Yo momma so fat she uses texas as a tanning bed/
Said “Hey”
she likes your mom!
yo momma is so old that when she went to school there was no history lessons
yo momma is so old that she was a waitress at the last supper
I am gay
my son is gay and his name is crissy
io am a dirty smack hor and i shag my sons teachers for money MR HIGGINS
i am 1003 years old
also my son crissy is gay
I SHAG KIDS
LILLY SHAW
i lovve c*ck and crack
I SUCK DICK
I AM A PEDOFILE
my bro and dad go to gangbans together
I LOVE LITTLE KIDS
Is FITTTTTTTT
yo mama so stuped when she went to the beach and was wearing a blue bartthing suit they said HEY FREE WILLY!
yo mama so fat that god cant lift up her spirit
IVANNA IS A SLUT BAGand i hate her and she can suck toni pussy
Tommy is a gay spice boy
i luv to suck 5 year olds willys haha
i am on crack n i put herion in me sons din dins
i love to make spuds and suck my sons willy cus it taste like serspuds
i love to mget it on with any one under the age of 12 and i am 15 it all good
i feed my kid crack and smak
i had sex wiith sum 1 3 years younger i am a pervert
anyone called lilly on if so talk to me xx
i get uses and aboused by Jack Sheridan and my son they have spit roasted my be4 and i loved it
yo momma teeth so yellow when she close her mouth her boobs glow up
yo momma so ugly when she walk in the house the ant and mice says all hail the big beast
yo momma so ugly when she walk in the house the ant and mice says all hail the big beast
yo momma is so fat and hairy that the circus mistaked her as the grizzly bear!!!!!!!!!!ha,,,,ha,,ha,,,
yo momma is sooo fat when she went on a cruse she jumped off the boat an the whales started to sing”we r family evan tho your fater then me” bitch
yo momma is soo poor when she threw a can down the street the neibors said what r yall doin she said were moving!
yo momma is soo poor when i asked her can i use the rest room she said pick a corner!
yo momma is soo smelly when she walked down the street the neibors said garbage truck is here!
yo momma is so stupid when i hold up 2 fingers sideways she said”bunny”
yo momma is soo nasty when i said whats that on your fingers she said well,,,,i couldnt find anything else to wipe with!
yo sister so stupid she thought that TACOBELL waz a MEXICAN phone company
yo teeth so big when you sneez you bite your chest
YO MAMMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE PUT A YELLOW JACKET DYONDRE YELLED OUT TAXI !
YO MAMA SOBLACKWHAN SHE PUT ON YELLOW LIPSTICK SHE LOOKED LIKE A CHESSE BURGER
tell yo momma to stop wearing green lipstick because she makeing my balls look like ninga turtles
yo brothew is ugly like heck
yp mamma’s so fat when she put a yellow t-shirt on people started shouting taxi
yo brother is so ugly ur mamma had to put a pork chop round his neck so the dog would play with him
yo momma so gay she did Blake mette
yo mamma is ssooooooooooo fat its september right now and yo mamma still stuck in august..
yo mama so ugly the bird looked at her and dropped dead
When your brother was bor ur mom said, what a tresher and ur dad said let’s burry it!
Yo mama so fat when she puts on a yellow shirt people call her taxi!
Yo mama so fat she was bathtised a niagra falls!
Yo mama so hair she only speaks dog!
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming she steped on atlantas!
Yo mama so poor when I steped on a cigar she said who turned out the lights?!
I could do this all day
yo mama so fat she related to the titanic
Yo mama is so fat when she cuts the lawn she cutting the rain forrest!
Yo mama so fat when she jumps people say ”look at the jumbo jet”!
Yo mama so poor she eats ceareal with a fork to save milk!
Yo mama is sooooo fat she lets orfans live in all thoses rolls!!!
Yo mama so nasty she works a a greas factory… well she is the greas facktory!
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow when she walk by kids say ”oh no” ”I’m going to be late for the bus”!
Yo mama so fat when she goses for a jog she goses on the air port!
Yo mama so poor when she was kicking a can down the road she said sh was moving!
yo momma so fat she makes sumo wrestlers look skinny!!!
yo mama is so skinny that when she turned sideways she dissipered
yo mama so fat when she goes swimming she has to put her flubber up
yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles
yo momma so fat dat she fell in love and broke it!
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butt crack man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mama is so hairy king kong was like damn bitch shave some dat shit off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i went durrr
Your mom is so ugly, the only thing attracted to her is gravity
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yo brother so stupid he threw a rock at the ground…..
and missed
yo momma’s so stupid that she brang a spoon to the Superbowl
ur so fat that wen u sat on the rainbow skittles popped out!
yo momma so hairy I said lets go to busch gardens she opened her legs and said we’re here!!!!!
yo momma so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street I asked her what she was doing and she said moving
yo mama’s so hairy that you almost dies of rugburn at birthhh
yo mamma so fat the only shampoo she can use is head and shoulders
yo momma so nasty she did the splits and stuck to the floor
yo momma so nasty her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.
I DID THE STUCK TO FLOOR ONE TOO
YO MOMMA HOUSE SO SMALL I STUCK A KEY IN THE DOOR AND STABBED EVERYONE
YO MOMMAS TWAT IS SO NASTY SHE HAS TO PEEL HER PANTIES OFF
YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE USES A SHEEP FOR A TAMPON
IM TH KING. ANT CHALLENGERS
you and yo momma are so poor that you went to kfc to like other peoples fingers
yo momma so skinny that she uses a honey nut cheerio as a hoola hoop!
yo momma so damn fat she fell and got stuck in the grand canyon
yo momma so skinny when she turns sideways she disapperas
yo mama so fat she failed to eat the red ones last
sure loves it up the a$$hole
yo momma sooooo fat, the eart skuisses up when she comes
yo mama so small she live in a dorito bag with a dog named chip
why yo mama ant got no legs sayin im just kicken it
yo mama so short she can do backflips under the bed
yo mama so poor she was walkin down the street with 1 shoe on i asked her did you lose a shoe she said no i found one
this will rip all of yours———yo mama is so fat that when i stuck my ass out of the car window and then she stuck her face ouuta the window the guy over there thought we were twins..
yo mama is so stupid she thught ‘fruit punch’ was a gay boxer
yo mama is so dumb she got locked out of a convertable car with the top down
U kids is soooo dumb and ugly ya need someones dantrive as tissue to wipe ur butt and talk about mamas again ima tell u wat a mama is alright.
your mommas so ugly when she worked at the bakery they dipped her face in batter to make animal cookies
yo brother is so gay that he sucks dick for bus fair and walks home
sure like men
yo momma soo poor; when i threw a rock at the trash can; she came out and said.. ‘you rangg?’
youre mom us so fat that she rolled over a dollar and got four quarters out of it
youre mom is so harry that she gots afros growin off her nipples!
youre sisters like a mail box. open all day and all night
yo momma so slutty she catches more balls then randy moss
yo mamma so short she could sit on a dime and swing her legs
yo mamma so old she knew burger king when it was a prince
my momma’s name is Lorraine.
yo momma’s so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!
Your momma gave me a tampon !!
Yo mama so fat her belly button doesn’t have lint. It has sweaters
Yo mama is so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo momma so fat she make king kong look like a migget.
yo mama so fat she fell on the floor i didnt want to say nothing but the floor was cracking up
yo mamma is so ghetto that when her water broke it was kool-aid
yo mamma is so stupid that she thought fruit punch was gay boxing
yo mamma is so stupid that she thought fruity rice was a gay chinese restruant
so poor I saw her climbing the tree and I asked her What she was doing she said getting toilet paper.
Yo mama so dumb when you asked whats for dinner she jumped on the table pulled down her pants and sayed crabs!
yo mamas so dumb she went to wallgreens she looked around and sayed these walls arnt green!
yo mamas butt is so big shes three feet taller when she sits down! oooooo!
yo mamas so hairy u thought u were raised by a gorrila!
yo mamas so old when she trys to breast feed clouds of dust form
i taut of yo mama all day! i waz at ta zoo!
i swear i saw ur mamas twin at exhibit number three!
yo mamas so fat when she was walken down ta street sum 1 caled animal controll about a loose elaphant
yo mamma is so fat that wen she sat on the toilet,the toilet sang,a,b,c,d,e,f,g, get yo fat ass off of me..
yo mammas so ugly,that she is ugly
yo mamma so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl!!! ahaha
why did the football player go to the bank??
to get his quarter back
why did the krap cross the road??
because it was the chickens day off
yo mammas teeth are so yellow,it looks like a twinkie
yo mamma so poor that wen u went in her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said just pick one corner
i like spam and eggs… yes im filipino!!
fk yo mama
Yo momma so ugly, that she mad an onion cry.
yo momma so fat when she jumped in the air she fell in orbit
yor mom is so ugly that the police arrested her for mooning
suck a dick
your momma is much that she can’t stated up to said hi?
Yo momma soooo ugly, the day she was born, the doctor looked at her butt, then her face and said: “TWINS” ! ! ! !
-if you guys want more, just ask, i got a bag-full of jokes!!!!
Your momma sooo strong, she can gargle with peanut-butter ! ! !
Your momma sooo ugly, the day she was born, the nurse said: “What is that?!”, and then the doctor said: “I don’t know, but if it moves, KILL IT ! ! !”.
Your momma sooo skinny, she hand-glide with a Dorito chip ! ! ! !
Your momma teeth sooo yellow, everytime she closes her mouth, her neck glows ! ! !
yo momma so fat when god said let their be light he said move your fat ass out of the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mamma’s teeth are so yellow when cars saw her teeth they slowed doun
Yo mama’s so fat, when she turns around everyone throws her a welcome back party
Yo momma so ugly they put her face in cookie dough to make gorilla cookies
yo momma so ugly they filmed “Gorrilla in the MIst” in her shower
Yo momma’s so fat when she went to KFC she sang ”we are family macdonalds burger king and me
You liked that mama joke didn’t ya? Good?…well, nowhere near as good as Yo Mama was last night
Yo mama so fat her favorite song is “They see me rollin
yo momma so stupid she tried to put m’n’ms in ABC order
yo mama so nasty i went in tha bathroom and saw her givein yo brither some head
THESE JOKES ARE SO DAMN CORNEY………….. SUCK BALLS!!!!
YO MOMMA SO FAT WEN I SAW HER FALL I DIDN’T WANNA LAUGH BUT DA GROUND WAS CRACCIN UP
~JUS ME N MY DRANK~
yo momma so stupid dat she stared at a bottle of orange juice dat had CONCETRATE on the back
your mama so hairy the only lanuge she speaks is wookie
yo mom is so stupid she looks at you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo momma is so ugly when bricks are ugly she makes her own projects!
yo brothers so ugly yo mama sent him back!
yo brother are so dum he look like a dump truk
yo bro is soooo old people thought he was sand!!!!!!!!!!
yo bro is soooo dum when he was watching t.v he sat on th t.v and watched the chouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
your momo so stupid she put lipstick on her head to make up her mind!!!!!!
Yo granpa is sooo ugly, he won 1st place in the costume contest when he was just picking you up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo momma is soo fat that she mas her own area code!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo momo so fat that she took up all of space ( WICH NEVER ENDS!!!!! (( : ()
yo momo so fat that the little people on earth had to live in her as there new home!!!!
YO MOMO SO UGLY THAT HER SON WAS SO CUTE THAT PEOPLE DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT WAS HER SON!!!!!
YO MOMO IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE JUMPED IN THE PACIFIC OCEAN THE WHOLE WATER CAME UP AND THE WHALES TOO AND WHEN THEY CAME OUT OF THE OCEAN THE WHALES WERE SINGING WE ARE FAMILY EVEN IF YOUR FATTER THAN ME!!!!
yo mama is so skinny she could hula hoop in a cherrio!!!!!!!!!<3
yo mama is so ugly that when she went to a chinsese restraunt,the waitors mistook her for being THE POOPO PLATER!
YO MAMA IS SOO SMALL SHE FELL IN THE TOILET
YO MAMA IS SOO CHEAP SHE CAN BARELY PAY ATTENTION
YO MAMA IS SOO GAY THAT SHE MAKES SPONGEBOB LOOK GOOD
yo mama is so poor the nurse said to name her daughter penny,she said no and named her FREE!
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yo mamma is so fat wen she went to sleep she
was dreaming bout marshmellows wen she woke up
her whole pillow was gone
yO brother so damn uglyhe get F’s fornot havig a allaybie
yo momma teeth so yellow the sun got jealouse.
yo momma is sooo fat that she comes from both sides of daa family
xD
xD xD xD xD
yo momma is sooo stupid that she thoought a quarter back was a refund
yo momma is sooo ugly that she makes me look gudd
yo momma is sooo poor that when a man walked down an alley way she said ” GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!”
yo momma is sooo fat that when she sat on a nickel, a boogur popped out of george washingtons nose
yo momma is sooo fat and old when god said “let there be light” , he had to tell yo mom 2 move her fat ass
peace out ppl <3 loots off lovee ~`macie <3
(no mommas were harmedd in daa making of these jokes xD!!)
To mama so stupid that she sat on the tv. And watched the couch!
yo mamass so stinkk daa toilet rann awayy
yo mama so fat when ever she see a yellow bus full of white kids she says stop that twinki
yo mamma so poor she go to kfc and lick other people fingers
you momma is so stupit that when she had an baby she looked at the abilical cord and said it comes with cable to
Yo momma is so fat when she was in a yellow coat everybody thought she was the sun
yo momma is so fat when she saw a bus with kids that have white on she yelled stop that twinki
yo mama is so skinny she can hollahops with a cherrio
yo momma so fat that when she saw a BIG twinky truck she ate the whole truck including the person driving!
these nuuttttttttsssssssssss
so fat when she shit it stay in her ass crack!!!lol
this webstite is shit
yo maama sooo stupid she traded 10 grand for a doller
jack sherdan you s0 ugli mi momsz wouldhnt suhck ya worth nuthin
yo mamma so fat she sat on walmart and lowerd the prices
yo mamma teeth is sooooooooooo yellow she smileb and trafic slowed down
yh shit
yo moma so old she left her purse on noahs ark
mamma there is somthing on ur tits my eyes
ed killer yo mommas so ugly i put a picture of u to scare GERMS!!!!!
ed killer yo mommas so ugly i put a picture of HERto scare GERMS!!!!!
your mama so ghetto she breast feeds kool aid
your mama so old she sat in front of jesus
Mark
yo mama is so fat that she looks like a bus big fat , smells bad and its one dollar to ride on
yo mama is so fat that she looks like a bus big fat , smells bad and its one dollar to ride on
yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes on jupiter
yo moma so fat u have to take a bus,train,and a jet just to get to her good side
yo mama so ugly they changed her birthday to halloween
yo momma so fat that when she got in a hot air balloon it looked likw shw was wearing tights
yo momma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be Continued
ur mom is fat
bjhvbh=bvujh
yo mamma is so fat we are in her right now.
yo mamma is so ugly we told her on her birthday to sing disturba by rihanna
yo mama is so fat that she can’t even fit in her bath tub so she has to go outside tobath
yo mama is so fat that she can’t even fit in her bath tub so she has to go outside tobath
yo mama is so black that when a black guy has sex wit her we have to put baby powder on him just to pull him out and so we can find him
yo mama is so ugly that she can’t even get a date wit michael jackson
yo mama is ugly that they mistaken her for a guy
yo moma is so ugly that she had u…
MAMA MAN WENDEY
UR MOMMA SO STUPID SHE SAT ON THE TV AND WATCH THE COUCH PS SHES FAT TO SO THE TV NEED TO BE FIXED NOW
UR MOMMA SO STUPID WHEN OBMMA SIAD HE WILL MAKE CHANGE SHE PUT HER HAND UP ASK FOR DIMES
UR MOMMA SO STUPID SHE THOUT A LIBRRAY WAS A FURIT
your momma jokes got me punished thanks bitchs!
yo mama your so so so so so a bitch
yo mama so dumb she set her car on fire
yo mama so fat space ships cant get around her
your mama so fat she only gives you 1 inch of space in the museum
yo moma so fat abus hit her she said hew threw that rock
Tell Me A Joke
can yoo sen me a joke :L
yo momma so fat when she saw the moon she said gimmie the cookie cookie
Yo momma
SO STUPID
that when she was reading her job application it said dont write underneath this dotted line please
and she wrote underneath the line
OKAY
No bad comments ’cause this is my first time
yomama so stupid she sat on the tv and was watching the coach
antonio holliman
ya mumma so fat god sed let ther be light she had to move!
ya mummas so fat she sat on a rainbow skitles popped out
hi paul
hi mike
howz yu bruv?
ya mumma so stupid she tried to put m&ms in alphapetical order
cool
lol sukme!wen can can i come round urs
ya mum is so fat she has to use a crane to get out of bed
u suk me i give u tenner
nnah m8 lol wen can i
hi michal i can seeyou
lik me lik me lik me lik me
micheal i know ur on this website
hi brad
hey brad :L lol!!!
brad where are ya
hello there brad where r uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
brad where are u
ok hey brad wna go to cambridge saturdaywitch me andpaul
ha ugays
nips onthingy omg
why are u so gay mike
nippy!
hlonoobiown yu pussyhairs
cyah at back of newbuildplayfootbal wit harrys ball meet yu therjack chris paul mike jack!lol
mikky
hi cris ican see u
You wank over ya nan
hi chris
Gay crap
chris is gay
Paul is a nob
paul get a life
Jack ellard is a gay nob
jack e is a nob
hi
auhglggvb
hi u gay prosy
why did u rape your mum on tusday yer i went their
but i wannoooooooo
shut it batty boy
baty boy
hfjgd
why are u so gay jack
nonononononononononononononononono
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Lets have a 3 some
bye mate
oi yu lot ther yet?:L
gaylords! least mike is on!
lol?:L:P=]
shut up chris
are u their
hi mate i can see u tru ya window
who are u bob get lost
no u better get lost befor i smack u up ya mummas pussy
go on then
meat me at the bus stop im da payne meat ya there so i can smack ya back from whear ya came from
what about friday at the cod fathers
ha u scared
no i just want a big crawd and atlest when u go home cryin ya will be near ya house
stop it
yo mamas so stupid she had to climb over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
your mums so stupid she was looking for the corner of a circle room
your mammas so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles poped out
yo mamma so ghetto when she bres feeds koolaid comes out
asia smith
yo mama is so old she farts out dust
yo mama is so pore the last time she smelt hot food was when a ritch guy farted
yo mama is so hariy she got oferd the part of chewbaka
yo mama so old her bress milk is powder
your brother but is os hariy it looks like donky kong is about to pop out and say old man america
Yo mama so fat when she goes to sit down at the movies she sits down next to everyone
yo mama is so fat when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across lake michigan
yo brother is so old i told him to act his age he died
your brother is so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside he ran out with a spoon
yo mama so poor she takes the trash in
yo mama is so old her memerory is in black and white
yo mama is so stupid she stares at an orange juice carton every morning for an hour’cause it says “concentrate”
Yo mama is so nasty that insted of puting the sloppy joe on the bread she put a pile of shet!
ha ha ha
I LOVE YOU JOSE LOPEZ
you mamma so fat i saw her in a red tank top and i screamed AYYYY OHH KOOL AID
yo mamma so ghetto when she breast feeds kool-aid comes out
you mamma is so ugly when she was born the dr slaped her face thinking it was her ass
yo mamma is like a taxi every body gets a ride
yo mamma is so black she takes once you go black you never go back to a nother page
your mamma is soooooooooooooo thick she got locked up in tescos and she starved to death hahahahahaha
yo mama soooooooooooooooooo ugle when she looked in the mirror the mirror broke
yo mamma so stupid that she said dont make me angry you wont like me when im angry am i green yet
yo mamma so stupid that she said dont make me angry you wont like me when im angry am i green yet
yo mamma so fat that she said i want to go around the world…oh wait she already is
Yo mama soooooooo old when she sneeze she sneeze
Yo mama soooooooo fat when she punch she get a wigie
Yo mama so fat that she could be the Eighth continent!
every time your mama get on a scale it said to be continued then it said fat ass hole get up off of me im 11 years old who wrote this
yo mama soooooooooo fat she put on a yellow raincoat people said taxi
yo momma sooooooo ugly when she entered a ugly contest they said no preffisionals aloud bitch ass hoes
yo mamma so skinny wen she turns to the side she dissapears
yo momma so small she has to climb up a speed bump
yo momma is so fat every 1 thought the world was flat but then they saw yo mom
yo momma so short she goes 2 da carnival and the man at the mary go round says no babys can ride with out adult supervison !
yo momma so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch
yo momma is jus ugly
yo momma so stupid i saw her runnin down the street yallin into a involope i ask her what was doing she said sendin a voice mail lolol DO U HAVE A (IP) READ THE NAME CUS YO MOMMA DO HAHAHAHA LOL
yo momma so ugly she mad 9-11
I LOVE YOU MIA.
yo mamma so fat when she thought she was walking through the front door she walked through the front of the house
yo mamma so fat she used the ocean as a bathtub
yo mamma so stupid she thought a lighthouse was a flashlight
Yo momma so fat when she sits on a rainbow skittles come out
yo momma so fat that she cant fit inside of her oen house
YO MAMMA HOUSE SO SMALL YOU HAVE TO EAT A LARGE PIZZA OUTSIDE
Yo momma so stupid she thought bubblegum waz glue
yo mamma so fat when she goes to the beach the whales start singin we are family
yo mama so fat when she goes to the park people start to ring wild life warriors
yo mamma so fat a hot air ballon compared to yo mamma looks like a pebble
your mammma so fat when she fell over board a ship the captain yelled out land ahoy
Yo Momma is so Fat She gets Stuck in a Door and Ask For Pizza!
yo momma so stupid she thought tampax pearl was jelewry
yo mama so ugly wen jason saw her he dropped dead again!!!
your mama is so stupid she got lock in a grocery store and starved
ur mama is so fat she had to go to seaworld to get baptized
yo mama so fat i rolld over her 1nc 2c 3 times i stell was not off of her
yo momma so fat when she floated on the ocean spain thought they found new land
yo momma so fat the word fat was out of the picture
Yo mama is so old her pussy smells like raw fish.
yo momma so broke she uses coupons at the 99 cent store
(oooooooooooooooooo dats cold)
yo moma so fat she dont noe me like dat hahahahahah it dont make sense i noe
Yo mamma is so fat she tripped over 4 Ave and landed on 12
Yo mom so ugly the geico caveman look better then her
yo mama so fat u got to take 2 buses a train and 3 airplanes to get to her good side
yo mama is so fat that she went to a restuant and looked at the menu and said…………Okay
yo brother so fat, he takes a shower at the car wash.
yo brother is so fat, he has rolls on his dick.
Yo mamma so fat when she goes to the beach the whales sing “We are Family”
I hate these JOKES
yo momma so fat she walked out in a yellow rainsuit and people yelled taxi
yo daddys dick so small when he stick it in your mom she said wheres it at
yo brother so nasty that he takes crabs in the beach
Yo momma is so fat it takes an aircraft carrier to get her to work
Yo mamma is so poor it took her 90 years to pay off 1 cent
Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles poped out!
yo mama is so stupid when she trew a rock at the floor she missed
your sister so ugly that she looks like madeline sanderz
yo mama is so fat she doesn’t fit through the door
yomama so stupid she went to the bowling alley and lokked at the bowling balls and started singing we are family
yo mama so fat she had to go to sea world to get bapatized
yo mamma so stupit when she herd topock shacor she thought it was a juish holiday
my brother is so ugly when he looked in the mirror your gay my brother is keyshon sullivan
yo mamma so stupit she sat on the t.v. and watched the coutch
yo momma so fat it took her 4 wheeler drive to get in her bed
funny
Your mom so ugly she looks like a cracker on wellfare
yo momma is so fat god said let there b light n told ur mom 2 move her fat ass
Yo MaMa SOo DuMb ShE TrIeD To DrOwN A fiSh.
Yo momma so stupid wen she robbed the bank she hid in a police car
yo momma so fat when she steops on the scale its says one at a time please.
yo momma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her
yo momma so flabby all the jews should be gassed
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MART
yo danneh!
yo momma so fat when she wears a tshirt with a H on it, she gets raped.
HELLO
harro adam
yo mommas so fat, when she gets naked maybury bums her
yah its true i bum fwanz
Sean Hales momma so stupid her dress size is “fat Bitch”
GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
mayburys mum is such a dog she gets impounded
NOM NOM NOM NOM
MON MON MON MON
IM SO FAT… I PUT MY NAME ON IT!!!
I LOVE MAYBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Jesus’ Mommaz so fat she doesnt exsist
I used to think that I could not go on
And life was nothing but an awful song
But now I know the meaning of true love
I?m leaning on the everlasting arms
If I can see it
Then I can do it
If I just believe it
There?s nothin? to it
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me runnin? through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
See, I was on the verge of breaking out
Sometimes silence can seem so loud
There are miracles in life I must achieve
But first I know it starts inside of me
If I can see it
Then I can be it
If I just believe it
There?s nothin? to it
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me runnin? through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
Hey, ?cause I believe in you
If I can see it
Then I can do it [I can do it]
If I just believe it
There?s nothin? to it
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me runnin? through that open door
I believe I can fly [I can fly]
I believe I can fly [I can fly]
I believe I can fly [I can fly]
Hey, if I just spread my wings [I can fly]
I can fly [I can fly]
I can fly [I can fly]
I can fly [I can fly]
If I just spread my wings [I can fly]
I can fly [I can fly]
[I can fly]
[I can fly]
[Hmmm fly, fly, fly]
I PUT MY DICK ON U U FAT BITCH
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My Mommas so fat i copy n paste lyrics to this website
YOUR MAMA IS SO STUPID THAT WIN SHE HERD SOULJA SHE THOT HE SAID LOL SLILME FACE
YO MAMA’S HOUSE IZ DIRTY ,TWO RATS TRIPED ME AND JACKED
ME FOR MY WALLET.AND YO MAMA IS SO POOR THAT SHE PUT A X ON A BOX AND SPIN IT AND SAID THERE IS YO X-BOX 360.
yo mamma’s so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund
yo momma so fat when she go into a grocery store the thing go beep beep beep
yo mamsa so fat bill gates cant afford to pay off her lipo suction..
your mamma is so fat that when she goes in to a plane it becomes a submarine
yo brother so ugly. lol.
yo mamma is so dumb when she put on make up she couldnt make up her mind
Da shit
yo mamma so ugly she made madusa turn to stone
yo mama got so much hair on her chin she got to bread it
yo mama got so much hair on her chin she got to bread it
yo mama afro so big she got a turning signal on it
yo mama so dum instead of using butter for the popcorn she used it for brushing her teeth
yo ma so old she lef her purs on noah’s ark
yo ma so fat she jumpd n the air and got stuck
yo ma so old her birthday expires
yo ma so old she starting to fart out mummy dust
yo ma so old she used to run track with dinasaurs
yo ma so old her birth certificte says expired
yo ma so stinky she farted out green bubbles
yo ma so dum she thought a caculator was a fone
yo mama breath so hot she melted the ice
yo mama so dum she thougth the park was her bedroom
yo mama so dum she thoght aj was a horse
yo mama so dum she thoght ronald was a pig
aj so ugly king kong smaked hom
bitch yo fuccin moms is so retarted she started jigging and everybody said it was a sezure
yo mama so fat that obama couldnt see the white house for a week
yo mama so fat that people exersice around her
yo momma so fat last time she saw 90210 she was on a scale
yo momma so ugly she saw a ghost and the ghost screamed
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yo momma so hairy sasquatch saw her and took pictures!!
yo mama is so crusty her vagina has crumbs . lmao
yo mamas teeth are so yellow she can pass for a cheese grinder . lmao and i did the one below also(:
yo mama so fat The horse on her polo shirt is real
yo mama is so ugly when she went to grab the remote it jumped off the couch
yo mama is so ugly she went to the zoo and the animals pointed at her
hjhjjjbjkhjbhbjbj
Yo Brother So Stupid He Thought His Nephew Was His Brother . Haha .
Yo mamas pussy is so dry that she has a cactus growing in there
How do you know Adam and Eve werent black? try taking a rib from a black guy
yo momma coche so hairy that she makes indivisual appointmentas for the hair salon
yo momma pussy so stanky they use it as a new deat sentence on death row
yo mama so stupid she thought cat mix was a song made by cats
yo brother is so ugly he has to sneek up on bath water
yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street i asked her what she’s doing she said she’s moving
yo brother so gay he poked his balls and said yo finger go like dis
yo momma so cheap when we were done with sex she reused the condom
yo brother so fat he used a trash bag for a condom
yo brother so cheap he used a trash bag for a condom
what did the barthroom roll said to the other?you use me
yo momma so old she took jesus to prom LMAO
your gay
your momma so fat,she use a mattress for a tampon lol
yo momma soo poor,when she goes to KFC
she has to lick other peeps finger lmfao
yo momma teeth so yellow when she smiled dorothy made it to oz.
suck it
youh momma isz so fat. when she weight her self in a scale it said to be continued..
Yo mamas so gangster she can make hamburgers with her bare hands
Yo mamas ass is so big they it as a sign at drug rehab saying crack kills
Yo mamas ass is so big they used it as a sign at drug rehab saying crack kills
Yo mamas in a wheelchair talkin about i aint standin for this
your daddy is so fat when i kicked him in the gut pork chops fell out his ass
yo mama is so fat scientist discover her butt as the first planets
yo mama”s hair is so short she curls it with macoroni
yo mama so fat she took a spoon to the superbowl
yo mama’s so fat, she has more chins than the hong kong phone book
yo brother so greasy you can fry food when u put raw meat to his lips
yo mama so dirty she invented dirt
Woggingtons mommas a 5cent hooker at the corner of eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee mart
THE ONLY THING POSITIVE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE IS hiv
AYSENUR AND VESILE ARE BOTH SO STUPID THAT MR. SAID EVEN LAUGHS AT THEM.
COMPUTERS ARE SO FUNNY WHEN THEY GO ON STAND BY YOU THINK THEY ARE HAVING A GOOD TIME
yo mamma so fat that when you try to get her out of the bathroom yo have to grease her and throw a fudge round in the hall way.
yo mamas so ugly that she mad her baby and her dog run away
funny and dumb
yo mammas so fat when she puts on a red t shuirt all the kids yell coolade hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mammas so teeth are so yellow that i cant its not butter hahahahahahaha
yo momma so black when you turn off the lights you say momma where are you !!!!!!! hahahahahaha
YO MOMMA SO UGLY WHEN SHE WOBBLES DOWN THE STREETS IN SEPTEMBER FOLKS SAY DAM IT CANT BELIEVE ITS HALLOWEEN
yo mama is so fat when she saw a bus full of white kids she said stop tha twinkie
YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT SHE COULD FLY, SHE WAS FALLING OFF THE BUILDIG BUT SHE FARTE!!!
yo mama is so fat she is going to need two heavans when she dies.
yo mama is so black her shadow is light skin.
yo mama so stupid that she toke a shower in toilet and wen she was done she smelled like trash.
yo mama so ugly king kong aint got nuthin on her
yo momma is like traiin tracks she’s laid all over the world
yo momma is so hairy she is like my dick ‘chubacka’
yo momma is so poor she farted and tried to put the gas in her moped
yo momma is so black that when the police shot bullets at her at night they came back for flashlights
Yo momma is so stupid, i humped her and left her an IOW ‘i owe you’
Yo momma is so tall shaq has to jump to get sum breast milk
yo momma breath stinks so bad that i took a shit in from of her and she couldnt smell it
yo momma is hairy she donated hair to the cancer society
yo momma is so ugly i took a shit and a couple minutes later she came in and said what is my reflection doing in the toilet
yo mommma tits are so saggy that michael jackson bit them and they exploded
yo mamas teeth are so yellow when she smiled everyone said its morning already
yo mama is so poor she cant afford to bye a new box to live in
yo momma so fat when she went to the beach the whales sang we are family.
tysheem nisir jabari
she sooooo fat
Yo momma teeth so yellow that when she close her mouth her stp
Yo momma teeth so yellowthat when she close her mouth her stomach lights up
Yo brother so poor when i walked into his house I swatted a pesky fire fly and he said who turned out the lights?
morgan is so gehtto ,when she breast feed cool-aid comes out.
she is so pilled up that her eyes look like 2 bugs.
All ya jokes r not funny so STOP!!! ALREADY dam yo
Yo momma is so fat that wen we had sex she got skinny
Haha lol yo momma teeth is so yellow that they turned out they made out of butter
Yo mamma’s soo fat she walked into a elevator &
pressed up, she went to the ground!!
your momma armpits so hairy it has a afro
your momma so fat when she walked in front of the tv i missed the whole world cup
hahahahahahahahahahahahah
yo momma so old dat wen i told her to act her own age SHE DIED!!
yo momma so hairy her nipples have AFROS!!!
yo mommas armpit hair is soooo long dat it looks like she has bob marley in a headlock
Yo mama so old when she went to the doctors, he said wut is tht
yo mama is sooooo fat wen she sat on da toilet it stared singing abcdefg get your fat ass off of mi
yo momma so fat wen she breath her stomach buss.
yo mama so fat when she sat on da toilet she pregnant!
yo mama so fat when she got in the ocean she said nice kitty pool
yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
your momma so hairy when you were born you got rugburn
yo brotha so stupid it took him a whole year to watch a girl pass thru his life….
yo mamma so fat well your mamma just so everything ,
yo brother is such an asshole, he licks his his every day@!
yo mamma so dum she shoved batteries up her ass and said “i got the power”
Yoo MOMA IS SOO FAT, SHE FELL OFF BOTH EMDS OF THE BENCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo moma so ugly she scared the hati kids
ya mom so fat when shefell over her as got burnt by the light bulb
yo mama is so fat when she sat on the rainbow skittles poppped out
yo moma is so black it is illegal for her to play laser tag
Yo mama is so getto she had twins with to different dadys
Yo mama is so fat wen she walks she strucks oil
Yo mama got so much butter on her teeth she eats her biskits plain
yo moma soooo ugly it aint even w0rds to explain how ugly she is
Yo mom so fat, she used the black hole 4 a toilet!
your mum is so fst itg doesn’t to ne anything e;se
Yo mama so dumb she went outside and watched house
YO MOM IS SO FAT THAT SHE CANT JUMP OVER THE GET
yo mama is such a shithole that people have to dodoon
her.
yo mamma so fat she plugged the whole o zone
yo momma so dumb she thought she was growing a extra pussy but it was just her jelly roll.
Yo brother teeth so yellow it shines like the sun
Yo momma teeth so yellow when she ran out of butter on her corn she just scaped some off ha teeth nd ate it
Yo momma so fat dat when she waz dressed in all yellow da people say stop dat TTTTAAAAXXXXXXIIIIIII!
~#$Cherry’s~*% YOUR JOKE SUCKS
yo momma so poor that she iron her clothes on the drive way
isnt it your mama so fat she has to iron her clothes on the driveway not poor:|?
yo mama so fat when her dad said it was chilly outside she ran out with a bowl
yo mama so poor when i saw her kickin a can dow the street and i ask her wat she doin she said movein hahahahhahahahahhaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
your mommas so fat she couldent fit therew a double deka bus
Yo Mama so dumb that when I asked her where’s her house she said I was standing on it.
Yo mama’s so stupid she tried to steal free samples
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEPPRD ON THE SCALE IT SAID TO BE CONTINUED
yo momma so ugly that she makes poop look like a celeb
yo momma so fat she could replace the SUN !!!!!!!!!
yo mamas so fat that when she bends over she causes an eclipes
Yo mama so fat that when she walked in tha building everyone went oh my god what an earthquake
yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean spain claimed her new land
thats ard i like all those jokes but i really like the one that says ur mama teeth is so yellow she spits out butter thats the one that i really like forreal u and who ever should keep on making them like yeah
thats ard i like all those jokes but i really like the one that says ur mama teeth is so yellow she spits out butter thats the one that i really like forreal u and who ever should keep on making them like yeah
yo mama so ugly she looks like debra
yo mama so stupid when she breast feed kool-aid comes out
your mama so dam stupid shes reads a book aT 11am!!!
guss what i saw your mom pick her owm ass hole and she liked it! plus i licked gayes ass holes
thats ard i like all those jokes but i really like the one that says ur mama teeth is so yellow she spits out butter thats the one that i really like forreal u and who ever should keep on making them like yeah
yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean spain claimed her new
yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean spain claimed her new
At 1pm i went to the sweet shop and left, the next day i went there and she was still there with a bag of bunny balls and yellow thedude, ur jokes suck ma balls and i lick ur mums pussy right in the pussy whole!
Anonymous’ ur k=jokes suck ur moms balls and i lick ur moms pussy
heres a joke about ur mom
i saw ur mom in the sea wearing a whale and said yup yup this whales pee pee sure tastes GOOOOOOOD!
ur mom pee;s blood u stupid ugly!, and i saw ur mom in the bar with drunk guys and guss wat the drunk guy said too her “HAY CAN I LICK UR PUSSY COZ UR EASY!!! she said OF COURSE 8====================D~~~~~~~~~~~~~ on ur moms face
Your brother is so damn ugly that when he went to use the toilet he scared the crap out of the toilet.
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yo momma so fat when she went to the doctors office and he wieghed her the doc said THATS MY PHONE NUMBER!
yo momma so fat she talks to strangers just to get there candy!
yo mama so fat she steped from jupiter and ended up on one of plutos planets
yo mamma so fat when she went to the ocean the whales said we are family even though u bigger than me
yo brother so fat when she went to the ocean the whales said we are family even though u bigger than me
yo brother so stank when he got in the tub he left rings all around the tub and his body
yo mama so dark when she went to bed her husband said you aint my wife bitch
yo mama so ugly she tried out for the color purple movie contest and won as seily
yo mama so poor that she since she cant afford crack so she sniffs chalk
yo brother so stink he sat on a roller coaster and shited on his self
yo mama so old she farts dust
yo brother so old on his birth certificate it says expired
yo auntie so stink they called her shity bitch
yo mama so stupid she sold her car for some gasoline bitches lol fuk yall!!!! hater$
yo mama so stink she shits stinkbombs
yo mama so stink she shited on herself and blamed her classmate
yo daddy so black; in night school he was marked absent
YO DADY IS SO BLAD IF YOU ROBE IS HEAD YOU CAN SEE IN TO THE FUTRE
ya moms so fat that when she stepped on the scales it give me her phone numba
yo momma like a vacuum she sux, she blows and gets laid in the cupboard gmfo…
yo momma like a vacuum she sux, she blows and gets laid in the cupboard gmfo…
sucks balls like a vaccum and got crabs with them
sucks balls like a vaccum and got crabs with them
yo mama is like a clock not always on time and you got to plug her in to get her started
yo mamas like mikleal slow reatarded and always wants money
andbnawovhaopihdfoiawlehfoiahwoehfrasghaohgbaoirhofggeaoiahgjaqeipgrhapernfpgihapefrghpahgrpfeahdigpa’hfaedfipogherpgihaeprgihea’hrgahgiohdfgeowsifhwoivhaogihap’gruagpihafrgohqerogih0qerhth8eqrhgoiehrg0qehgtqe0yhpofghqepgohpjhgfqohietgfqgthghqrotgih0rgheropg0ger0ogeqprhgtsd0fghqerwgtpoter09tgiertj09ergepoigrjhqpirtwerf0etgoighd0ghqtg09ghqpotih0wregherqto0hgrwe0gtqpg3pior4t09rewgf0hjqfr8gryqoitqertq34yth0e89gr03turw0e9tq034t09uq3tu90qtu90qrqerioi9uquq9! lol thts a funny joke!!!!!!
yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
yo brother sooo stupid he thru away a bag of potatoes you
ask him why he says they dont have flavor
your mom so fat i ran around her and i got lost
yo mamma is like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingered thrown into the gutter but yet she still comes back for more!
Yo brother so fat that when he gets all washed up he haas to wash between his layers
Yo momma so fat that when she gets all washed up she has to wash between her layers
yo mama so fat that god coudnt light up earth until she moved!!!!!!!! lol
yo mama so ugly she look like you.LOL
yo mama so black she leave finger prints on charco
yo mamma is so fat when she moves it causes eathquake
YO MAMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE MOVES IT CAUSES EARTHQUAKE
yo momma so fat, when she stepped on the battery it went up her butt and said ”i got the powerr”
yo momma so fat, when she jumped off the boat the sailor said land-of-hoee
ya mamma is so fat that when she cleand out the cagees at the zoo evreyone yeled look at that hippopotemas
ya granddads dick is so small he went to freezer put his dick in to get a hard on
yo mamam so stupid that wen i took her to a football game she thought the quater back was a refun…..lol:P
yo mama sooooo dumb she mistaked justin bieber as ugly betty
Yo Momma’s so dumb when she heard about the Nickleback concert she thought they were giving out free refunds.
Yo mama is so fat it took her 4 days to walk up a small hill..
your momma so old when she breast feeds all that comes out is Powder (: LOls
YOUR MAMA SO HAIRY SHE MARRIED KING KONG
yo mama soooo fat that when she went to swim in the pacfic ocean sailors thought said “land hooooooo”
yo mamma so old that god calls her mother too
yo brother so stuiped he make Gorge of the jungle look smart
yo mamma so fat it took her 30 day to figure out that she was 42
yo momma so stuiped when i said silence i kill you she killed herself
yo daddy soo stupid that he sings beyblade beyblade metal fight suck my dick and youll be hi made be sumeet
yo brother so ugly, dat damn he so ugly i forgot the damn joke.
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DERP DERP
YO MAMA
Yo Mama Does~
SUCK MY M*****F******ING DIXK
suck my mothers DIXK
yo mama so poor i walked in2 her house and steped on ciggeritte butt and she said her turned of the motha f*****g heater!
yo mama so black when she walked out side at nite the street lites turned on
yo brother is so screwd up he slept with a dirty hobo guy off the road
yo sister so hot wen she looked at a giant bowl of ice cream it melted
yo mama so ugly wen she looked at her highsckoll piture it burned in2 flames
yo mama so ugly wen she looked at herself in the mirrow the mirrow cracked in half and fell off the wall
yo mama so dark wen she makes out with a whit dude it looks like a white guy sitting maser bating
yo mama so dark wen she eats titsie rols she is requried 2 were white gloves so she wnt bite her fingers off
yo sister so hot wen she went 2 antartaca all the snow melted
yo brother mummbles wen he speaks so i just say i dont speak retared b!tc#
yo mama so poor she cant afford 2 pay attention
yo mama so dumb wen she saw a sign dat siad 4 free she pulled out a bag of ca$# and siad how muc#?
yo ama so poor wen i waz walkin down the road i saw her kickn a can down the sidewak and i siad ms fatlard watcha donin and she siad “MOVING” ” Y DO U WANT @ NO U TINY FAT KID”?
ya mam is so stupid she climbed to the top of a glass wall to see what was on the other side
your brother cody is so fat he made free willy look like a ant
YO MAMA
YOUR MOM IS SO WIERD SHE LOOKED OUT OF THE WINDOW AND GOT ARRESTED FOR MOONING
MY IS SO FAT THET WAS BORN IN A DKOM
Yo momma so fat when she met whales they started singing W E A R E F A M I L Y!!!!!!!! i got brothers and sister with me!1
yo mama so nasty that she got spiders having a family reunion in her nable
hes dreads
yo momma so fat that when she tripped over herself, her son said there goes haiti
yo brother is so retarded he cant even speak inglish
you so musty you attracted deotergent
yur mother dnt love yu?.
everyOne momS sucks dickS bt mines…lol
your mama is so ugly when she looked in the mirror bloody mary ran away
your mama is so dumb she failed her pregnacy test
your mama is so ugly when she looked in the mirror bloody mary ran away
yo mama is so fat that they thought that her but had a cave
Yo mama so fat she sat on the toilet and it said a b c d e f g get the heck up off of me