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57 Responses to “Yo Brother Jokes”

  1. 1
    best said:

      Yo brother so nasty he slept with my momma.

  2. 2
    betty said:

      your brother is so big, he looks like a dump truck……..

  3. 3
    mmm said:

      yo brother so fishy, yo daddy put ketchup on him and eat it

  4. 4
    luigi said:

      yo mommas so poor she makes a hobo look like a rich man!! =]

  5. 5
    luigi said:

      yo brothers so hairy when you go by the ape exibite the zoo keepers say OH NO AN APE ESCAPED!!

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    alex said:

      yo momma’s so fat,she had to go to seaworld to get baptized….

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    yo said:

      yo brother so ugly yo momma tried 2 push you back inside when you wuz born

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    yo said:

      yo brother so stupid he roasted his dick thinking it wuz a hot dog

  9. 9
    candy said:

      yo momma so fat when god said let their be light he said move your fat ass out of the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. 10
    jessica said:

      yo mamma’s teeth are so yellow when cars saw her teeth they slowed doun

  11. 11
    jessica said:

      my little four years old sister said this——-yo momma is so fat i can not believe it i thought that it was so cute ,so did my mom!

  12. 12
    lollipop said:

      yo momma so ugly they slapped u across the face wen u wwere born

  13. 13
    candycane said:

      yo botha soooo ugly he almost made michael jackson striaght

  14. 14
    Anonymous said:

      ur mum

  15. 15
    JT said:

      ALL THESE JOKES SUCK AND YO MOMMA SO FAT YOU HAVE TO ROLL OVER TWICE TO GET OF OF HER…..

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    roger rabbit said:

      yo momma is so stupid …she went to see a 18 certificate movie ..wid 17 of her friends

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    Vj 4 lyf said:

      Ur brada so stupid dat he even bunked his wedding

  18. 18
    ICY said:

      YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT SHE MADE D.K LOOK SKINNY

  19. 19
    YO MAMA said:

      YO MAMA IS SO UGLY DAT SHE LOOK LIKE A T REX AND THE BOOGIE MAN FUSION

  20. 20
    freegard said:

      Yo mama’s so fat, when she turns around everyone throws her a welcome back party.

  21. 21
    snoop dogg said:

      yo momma’s so dumb she saw a bus full of white kids and she said stop that twinkie.

  22. 22
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so ugly she makes micheal jackson look like justin timberlake

  23. 23
    sharleen said:

      ur mama so poor when i threw a rock at da trash can she came out and said who knocked.

  24. 24
    JACOB said:

      YOUR MAMA SO FAT SHE SEEN UR DADDY AND SAID OOOOOOHHHHHH LOLIPOP AND MENT TO SAY OOOO PAPI

  25. 25
    Chick said:

      Your bro so nasty he ate a bogger for dinner!

  26. 26
    Monkey said:

      Yo momma so ugly they put her face in cookie dough to make gorilla cookies

  27. 27
    Monkey said:

      yo momma so ugly they filmed “Gorrilla in the MIst” in her shower.

  28. 28
    Anonymous said:

      YO MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE SAT ON THE TOILET IT SANG ABCDEFG GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF OF ME!!!!

  29. 29
    Anonymous said:

      YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE RAN INTO A PARKED CAR

  30. 30
    jess said:

      yo brother sooo old he ran track with the dinosaurs.

  31. 31
    jason said said:

      your mother is so ugly when her baby was born the doctor slapped it in the face

  32. 32
    jason said said:

      your brothers so fat he had a cheesy bellend so he ate it cause he thought it was a cheesy hotdog

  33. 33
    jason said said:

      your mum is so poor she could not a ford a free sample

  34. 34
    jason said said:

      your brother is so gay he made micheal jackson look stright

  35. 35
    Pricilla said:

      ur mamma is so ugly day when she joined an ugly contest, they said sorry no professinals

  36. 36
    Papo5100 said:

      yo brother so nasty that when he was horney he f****ed a sales person

  37. 37
    Kayla said:

      Bitch yo mamma so ugly id rather slep with my dog

  38. 38
    Yo mama so fat when she walks around the block the world spins faster said:

      chelsey

  39. 39
    Yo mama so fat when she puts a teaspoon full of water in the bath tub and she sit down in it it ouer flows said:

      Chelsey

  40. 40
    Shababalababadingdonghasadingdong said:

      Yo Mama, is so fat that her pant size is umm……… BITCH lose some weight!!!!!!!!!!

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    Brittany said:

      Yo momma so stupid she wanted tro get to texas from colorodo and called the operator he said 1 minute and she said thank you and hung up!

  42. 42
    pinky said:

      yo momma is so hairy she has hair around her niples

  43. 43
    mary said:

      your brothers so nasty he shoved durecell bataries up his ass and said, ( I GOT THE POWER)

  44. 44
    FAT ASS said:

      YO BROTHER SO STUPID HE HUMPED MY BEST FRIEND FROM TOP TO BOTTOM

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    ThE iiNsTaNt ClAsSiiC said:

      Yo Momma so fat they closed burger king on her birthday

  46. 46
    ThE iiNsTaNt ClAsSiiC said:

      your momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car

  47. 47
    davi-fe said:

      Yo momma’s so fat when she went to KFC she sang ”we are family macdonalds burger king and me”

  48. 48
    davi-fe said:

      Hey, yeah you – I did not know that yo momma was a movie star
      We got Chackie Chan, Jet Lee and yo momma UG LY!

  49. 49
    yessebetch said:

      yo brotha so ugly not even his dad wud f*** him

  50. 50
    erik said:

      yo mommas so ugly she threw a boomerang and it never came back.

  51. 51
    Anonymous said:

      Yo mamma like to lick my dick so much thats the rael definition of BALLIN’!

  52. 52
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama is so fat she rolls to work

  53. 53
    Brittany said:

      Your momma is so wack when she goes to sonic people ask her for a wacky pack.

  54. 54
    corey said:

      yo momma so fat she fell and couldint feel it

  55. 55
    clay said:

      yo moma so bald,mister clean got jeolus

  56. 56
    allyallstupiud said:

      yomommas are all so fat that your dad had to have a ladder to do her

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    jabob said:

      Yo Mamma’s feet so skanky that when your family wants jam pieces, she gets yo brother to run a loaf of bread between her toes.

      Yo’ Grannies neck so damn wrinkled, I use it as a cheese grater.

      I got notin bad to say about Yo Momma - heck, her face says it all…

      Your pet Cat so freakin nasty it bit ma dog and gave it rabies.

      Yo Auntie so stinkin that a skunk smelled her butt and passed out.

      Yo mama’s so poor, TV dinner trays are her good china.

      Damn it, just realised that last yo is as old as the crust in yo Sister’s knickers…

      You liked that mama joke didn’t ya? Good?…well, nowhere near as good as Yo Mama was last night :)

      But, hey, if I wanted a comeback, christ, I’d just wipe it off Yo Mamma’s chin…

      Yo Mama like a television - even a 2 year old can turn her on!

      You brother so hairy Big foot is taking his picture..

      Yo Mother in law so stinky she use Right Guard and Left Guard.

      Your Grandpa’s so hairy, Jane Goodall follows him around.

      Yo Star wars geeky friend so damn hairy, she’s a stunt double for Chewbacca and her baby daughter played the leader of the Ewoks (no makeup needed).

      Yo English teacher so damn stupid, she failed a survey…

      Yo Sista like a mailbox, open all day and all night…

      Yo mama’s so clumsy, she got tangled up in a Mobile phone.

      Yo mama’s like an elevator - blokes go up and down on her all day. Yo Mother in law so dmamnd Dislexus when I told her to go get some Head and Shoulders…she jump on top of me Shoulders and gave me head!!!

      Your IM buddies so damn stanky, I can smell them over the interweb

      Only job yo ever gonna get is as a blind bird-watcher.

      Yo idiotic Doctor so damn greasy that he uses Bacon as a bandaid

      Yo Dog so short it’s best friend is an Ant.

      Yo Auntie so flat chested she jealous of the wall.

      Yo girlfriend so cheap I threw her a penny for sex and she gave me change…

      The first line in the Bible was mistranslated - it actually reads - ‘In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth and yo’ fat ugly Mama’

      Yo Grandpa’s house so damned cold, the Roaches ice skate around the kitchen.

      Yo Momma house so small that I put my Key in the doorlock and broke the freakin back window!

      I heard yo mama got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job…

      Yo baby sista’s nose so long, it make Steffi Graf jealous…

      Yo Mam so damn ugly, look like the ho was hit by the whole freakin Ugly Tree!!!

      Yo Mama so old - heck, the first line of the Koran was mistranslated - it should read ‘All praise is due to Allah, the Lord of the Worlds and Father of Yo’ Mama’…

      I heard that yo Granny was so disgustingly ugly that on a holiday to Egypt she looked up a Camel’s ass and scared the hump off of it!

      Yo Driving Instructor so damn old he got hieroglyphics on his Driver license.

      Yo Cousin so old she drives a chariot to High school

      I took yo Mama to the Doctor’s - I tell him that she feeling poorly and that she only got 1 toe and 1 knee. Doc tells me she’s contracted ‘Tony’…

      Yo Boss so damn ugly that when he leaned out the window the Police arrested him for attempted murder

      That Grandpa of your’s so stupid and poor that when I came over for Dinner he read me recipes…

      Yo wee brother so damn hairy that he went for a short back and sides and lost 30 pounds…

      Yo mama’s chest hair so damn long, it growing all the way down to her willy.

      Yo mama’s so nice, she offered me the hair off her back.

      Yo Mother in law so nasty, she got more clap than an auditorium.

      I’s apologise for talkin bout Yo Mama…I should know better…hell, I don’t even know the Man…

      No seriously, under all that hair yo Mama is really a Saint….a saint Bernard!

      But really, yo Mamma is just like a golf course - everybody gets a hole in one!

      Yo Nana still so fat she wears a Microwave as a beeper.

      And yo Mother-in-law so huge she stole my pillow cases when she ran outta socks.

      Yo mama should be locked away, cos every time she moons people they turn into werewolves

      She nasty too ya know - yo daddy just got out of hospital after eating her out - he caught food poisining…

      Yo’momma so ugly she actually is very good at her job: Being a scarecrow.

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