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4,651 Yo Momma Jokes in “Yo Daddy Jokes”

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  1. Tahlia jayde's Momma Joke:

    yo daddys soo stupid he took a ruler to bed to see how long he had slept



  2. Tahlia jayde's Momma Joke:

    yo daddys soo fat that wen he walks china has an earthquake



  3. Tahlia jayde's Momma Joke:

    yo daddys soo fat that his parents had to take him to the pacific ocean to get baptised



  4. Tahlia jayde's Momma Joke:

    yo momma and her friends are BFFs ‘big fat friends’



  5. arlle's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she asked for a water bed and she got the oshen



  6. arlle's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she asked for a water bed and she got the oshen



  7. arlle's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she asked for a water bed and she got the oshen



  8. arlle's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she asked for a water bed and she got the oshen



  9. arlle's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she asked for a water bed and she got the oshen



  10. arlle's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she asked for a water bed and she got the oshen



  11. arlle's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she asked for a water bed and she got the oshen



  12. your mum's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so fat that dora cant explore her



  13. Amara Shan's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so ugly she got arrested for looking out the window



  14. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so dark she jumped in a pool and made coffee



  15. Nikunj's Momma Joke:

    Well if this guy is responsible and loves you and if he’s wiillng to take care of you and your baby then I woul d go 4 it!!! If you like him or if you love him then you have to show him a good time and he’ll forget about his baby mama Good luck girl



  16. Tan's Momma Joke:

    I have TOTALLY thought about this dunrig the show. I save up for manis and hairdids but they get them on the reg…yet can’t pay for their kids. Maybe this is all why they are on a show about getting preggers at 16….?



  17. Deepshikhar's Momma Joke:

    Hey girl,, You are doing a great job ofsquirling away stuff. Please, Do youslerf one more favor and go out and get a shotgun and a few cases of shells. You can get a nice little home defence set up for around $200 and feel a bit more secure.



  18. Samantha's Momma Joke:

    - wow. speechless. you cretuapd it all. i don’t know this family, but they are blessed with what you have cretuapd and at the beauty of their babies! congrats!October 24, 2011 5:17 pm



  19. victor yo mamma joke's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old that when she farts dust comes out of her but



  20. Samantha Rodina's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat her fingers got cut off with a saw?



  21. YO MOMMA SOOO UGLY .......'s Momma Joke:

    YO DADDY



  22. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she thought a quarter back was her change



  23. tenlie's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat,she took 10hours to cross a mini Tv,I missed three of my favourite shows



  24. john joker's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy so ugly people said go jump off the herber bridge.



  25. lareta strokes's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat ha belly button makes it home an hour later than she does



  26. latera dunn's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat it took her 7 hours just to make it to her bedroom door to her floor



  27. latera dunn's Momma Joke:

    yo dad is so dumb he put a quarter in a horses a<s the horse kicked the <h<t out of him



  28. LaTera Dunn's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy is so dumb he got traded $1,000,000 for a pen



  29. latera dunn's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so dumb she thoght your dad was pregnent but it was actually a fat hippo



  30. wilinx's Momma Joke:

    ur mommy so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for halloween



  31. kik's Momma Joke:

    it takes your dad 2 day like concret to get hard



  32. kik's Momma Joke:

    i slow



  33. Neshia's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma Is SO bLACK she CANT see



  34. Jack's Momma Joke:

    Your mama so fat that when a lemosine comes by she yells Hershey’s



  35. keke's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat farmers look to her for milk



  36. Nate fowler's Momma Joke:

    Yo mothers so fat she takes up the whole street



  37. #martta-fredericr's Momma Joke:

    Hi, there is the question



  38. your mama's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit



  39. Lechelle yo MOMMA's Momma Joke:

    you momma so stupid she got loked in a furniture shop and sleeped on the FLOOR



  40. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so retarded dat she thought her ABC’S were here 123′s



  41. yo momma joke kd's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so skinny she holop with a cerio



  42. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat when she saw a bus with white kids on it she said stop that twinkey



  43. gcobisa's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so skinny she ate yo papa and the neighbours trying to get fat LOL



  44. Yo mom is so bold when she wears a turtle neck she looks like a broken condom. These jokes are so funney's Momma Joke:

    Joker



  45. brooke's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so young when she was born she had a kid



  46. buttlicker's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she looked in the mirror and and said who is that



  47. caleb's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she tried to play basketball and her hip broke



  48. Justin's Momma Joke:

    Yo father so stupid he Thought ABE Lincoln was the first president



  49. Kk's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly she had



  50. james's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the ipod she make the ipad.

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