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    Yo Momma's Master said:

      Yo daddy so nasty, he slept with britny spears’s slutty self

  2. 2
    steven schultz said:

      yo daddy so stupid,i told him that christmas was around yhe corner so he went looking for it

  3. 3
    TJ BENNETT said:

      YO DADDY SO WEIRD HE GOT ONE SHORT LEG AND ONE LONG LEG SO THEY CALL IT LEAN WIT WOCK WIT IT

  4. 4
    DJ said:

      ur momma so stupid she went to disney land and she read a sign it said disney land left and she went back home

  5. 5
    DJ said:

      ur daddy so stupid she went to disney land and she read a sign it said disney land left and she went back home

  6. 6
    Michael said:

      yo momma so big and hairy she climbed up on the Empire State Building and people tought King Kong came back

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    paul said:

      Your mom is such like as vacume sh sucks,blows,and lets laid in the closet

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    diamond dave said:

      yo daddy is SOOOOOOOO lazy……….. he married a pregneant woman

  9. 9
    diamond dave said:

      yo daddy so ugly, he has to suck cock at the texico staion for chump change

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    victor said:

      yo daddy so stupid he seen another man in his house n said”howdydoe

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    yo son sucks said:

      yo son so ugly he got rejected by micheal jackson in the bed every night all night

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