Yo daddy so nasty, he slept with britny spears’s slutty self
steven schultz's Momma Joke:
yo daddy so stupid,i told him that christmas was around yhe corner so he went looking for it
TJ BENNETT's Momma Joke:
YO DADDY SO WEIRD HE GOT ONE SHORT LEG AND ONE LONG LEG SO THEY CALL IT LEAN WIT WOCK WIT IT
DJ's Momma Joke:
ur momma so stupid she went to disney land and she read a sign it said disney land left and she went back home
DJ's Momma Joke:
ur daddy so stupid she went to disney land and she read a sign it said disney land left and she went back home
Michael's Momma Joke:
yo momma so big and hairy she climbed up on the Empire State Building and people tought King Kong came back
paul's Momma Joke:
Your mom is such like as vacume sh sucks,blows,and lets laid in the closet
diamond dave's Momma Joke:
yo daddy is SOOOOOOOO lazy……….. he married a pregneant woman
diamond dave's Momma Joke:
yo daddy so ugly, he has to suck cock at the texico staion for chump change
victor's Momma Joke:
yo daddy so stupid he seen another man in his house n said”howdydoe
yo son sucks's Momma Joke:
yo son so ugly he got rejected by micheal jackson in the bed every night all night
secret agent clank's Momma Joke:
yo mommas so poor i went to ride her skateboard and she said “get off the family car!”
secret agent clank's Momma Joke:
yo mommas so poor, i saw her outside moving and i asked “what are you doing?”
she said “moving!”
secret agent clank's Momma Joke:
yo mommas so dumb, she locked herself in the bathroom and peed herself
secret agent clank's Momma Joke:
yo mommas so ugly, she came out of a haunted house with a job application!
secret agent clank's Momma Joke:
yo mommas so black, she brest feeds chocolate milk
secret agent clank's Momma Joke:
yo mommas so nasty, they kicked her out of red lobster for having her own crabs
secret agent clank's Momma Joke:
yo mommas so poor, i went to ride her scooter and she said get off the family motorcycle
secret agent clank's Momma Joke:
yo mommas so old she sat next to jesus in 3rd grade
secret agent clank's Momma Joke:
yo mommas so poor, i saw her outside with a pig. i asked where did you get that?
the pig said i got her at the carnival!
secret agent clank's Momma Joke:
yo mommas so stupid she got hit by a cup and told the police she was mugged
secret agent clank's Momma Joke:
yo mommas so fat, she put her butt in front of my tv and i missed a whole season of pimp my ride
kev's Momma Joke:
yo daddy so black, he drank water and pissed out coffe
nikki's Momma Joke:
yo momma so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl
DAY-DAY's Momma Joke:
yo momma so poor I saw her diging in the trash can I said “what you doing”? SHE said “chrismas shoping”
joey's Momma Joke:
yo daddy so tall he did bak flips and kicked jesus in the chin
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
ur daddy so stupid i told him i bought a riaser phone and he said be careful dont cut your self
Yo Momma's Master's Momma Joke:
Yo momma so dumb, she posted a momma joke in the YO DADDY section
Yo Momma's Master's Momma Joke:
Yo daddy jerks off so much they cal him Yankenstien
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo momma so stupid yo daddy said it’s chili out-side and yo momma brung a spoon out-side.
marquez's Momma Joke:
yo momma so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
ammy's Momma Joke:
YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE MADE AN ONION CRY!
ammy's Momma Joke:
YO MAMA TEETH ARE SO ROTTEN THEY LOOK LIKE DICE!!
brandy wilson's Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat she laid on the beach and green peace tryed to roll her back in the ocean
shorty's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so fat she step up a scale and the scale said to be continued
shorty's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so stupid she could not spell buger king
shorty's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so fat her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
your mommas pussy so big she buys dildos at the big and tall store !!!!!!!
Cl's Momma Joke:
Yo man yo Daddy so StupiD that when he looked in da mirror he said to his slutt wife look hunny some ones id the house!
Cl's Momma Joke:
Hey yall let’s just get off mom’s ok? cause i just got off your’s.
**yo*mom!!**'s Momma Joke:
YO MOM WAS HAVIN A BABY ND UR DAD WAS IN THE DELIVERY ROOM WITH HER ND THE DOCTOR SED LOOK ITS A TREASURE ND UR MOM SED QUICK LETS GO BARRY IT!!….LOL
yo daughter's Momma Joke:
yo yo yo ur mama so stupid she tripd ova a cordless fone lol
yo daughter's Momma Joke:
yo ur mama so dumb she gt ran ova by a parkd car
yo daughter's Momma Joke:
yo ur mama so ugly dat yo daddy takes her to work wif him so he dont have to kiss her gudbye
yo daughter's Momma Joke:
yo daddys like cement it takes him 2 days to get hard
yo daughter's Momma Joke:
yo mammas so poor dat wen she went to mac D’s she had to put a milkshake on layby
yo daughter's Momma Joke:
hav u heard of the story of da old lady dat lives in a shoe well yo mama so poor she lives in a flip flop
im off yo mama n now im on yo daddy's Momma Joke:
yo mamma so ugly well……….. jst luk at u
im off yo mama n now im on yo daddy's Momma Joke:
yo mamas so fat dat wen she went to jenny craigs she said we askd for ur weight not ur phone number
im off yo mama n now im on yo daddy's Momma Joke:
yo mamas so fat i tired to wlk around her n i got lost
im off yo mama n now im on yo daddy's Momma Joke:
yo mamas so fat dat wen she sat on the chair the chair startd to sing” im goin dwn”
im off yo mama n now im on yo daddy's Momma Joke:
yo mamas so fat dat wen she fell ova she made the grand canyon
motha freaka's Momma Joke:
your momma is so stupid when the computer said to press any key…she couldnt find it.
motha freaka's Momma Joke:
your so nasty that you’ve been wearing the same pad from your last 3 periods.
motha freaka's Momma Joke:
your jokes are so taken off the internet…so you should have a pop-up add behind you.
nysheera's Momma Joke:
yo momma so poor when i saw her kicking a can i asked her what was she doing she sayed iam just moveing to another home
nysheera's Momma Joke:
yo momma so stuiped when the door bell ring’s she run’s to the micorwave
nysheera's Momma Joke:
so momma so stuiped i told her xmas is comeing around the coner she went out side to see
michael's Momma Joke:
yo daddy so tall he did bak flips and kicked jesus in the chin
baz cooper's Momma Joke:
im soooooooooo ugly i cant show myself coz i look like a big monkey i even wax my monobrow i look sexy naw .call me,
*$* Baller *$*'s Momma Joke:
yo check diz out homiez…………… i got a yo momma rap song n it goes like diz: TRYIN TO CATCH ME “RIDIN“ DIRTY, TRYIN TO CATCH ME “RIDIN“ DIRTY… MA “MUSIC“ IS SOO LOUD, IM “SWANGIN“ THEY HOPIN DAT DEY DONT CATCH ME “RIDIN“ DIRTY…
nysheera's Momma Joke:
that is a wax rap you wrote
YO MOM's Momma Joke:
YO MOM SOO STUPID SHE STOLE FREE BREAD
Lacy Conley's Momma Joke:
yo momma sooooooooooooo fat she went out-side in high heels she strikes oil.
Yo Moma's Momma Joke:
yo moma is so ugly dat wen she tried 2 rob de bank dey turned off de cctv cameras
Yo Moma's Momma Joke:
Yo moma so poor wen i stept thru de front door i triped ova de bak fence
Yo Moma's Momma Joke:
Yo moma so stupid !!!!! SHE SOLED HER CAR 4 PEKCHROL CASH !!!!!
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so fat she sucks dicks
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo mamma so fat she can squeeze inside a dildo
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo mamma so fat her nickname is damn
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
your mums so fat she makes free willy look like a tic tac
sarah's Momma Joke:
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
bebe's Momma Joke:
yo daddy so ugly a dog suck his dick
bebe's Momma Joke:
yo mama sooooo big she she fart out shit .
bebe's Momma Joke:
yo daddy ate my ass in my daddy dick together.so them call him bigger hoe
Alex's Momma Joke:
Every bodys mama hear is so stupid that thear kids did more stupider things like putting a yo mama joke in the yo daddy section
monkeygirl's Momma Joke:
yo momma so stupid she stared at the orange juice carton for an hour because if said concentrate
monkeygirl's Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat the doctor counted her freckles and said… “DANG”!! yOU GOT THE POPULATION OF CALIFORNIA
monkeygirl's Momma Joke:
Yo momma is so fat she got 1997 tatooed across her forehead and the police pulled her over for exoired tags!!
Amanda's Momma Joke:
i think that Alex is right and they are stupid even the one that said ” your daddy …….. and then SHE ….. if your dad is a SHE let me know so i can call riplies
Amanda's Momma Joke:
Stupider is not a word…………FYI
brandon's Momma Joke:
Yo mama so ugly she went to the beach and lied in the sand and a cat started to barrie her
brandon's Momma Joke:
yo mama so fat and stupid that when she went to court the judge said” Order in the court” and she said
“I’ll take a double big mac, a large frie, and a diet coke, i am trying to watch my weight
chazz contreras's Momma Joke:
your mama is so slutty che can suck the crome of a trailor ball hitch
guess who's Momma Joke:
yo mama is so stupid when the song lean back cam on she stood up
guess who's Momma Joke:
yo mama is so fat she has more rolls thena bakery
Yo Momma's Master's Momma Joke:
Yo momma so dumb she don’t know this is the yo pappa category
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo mama is just like a hardware store 10cents a screw
Dionesia's Momma Joke:
yo mama is just like a bubble gum machine 25cents a blow!!!!
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
your dadda so stupid he sold his car for gas money
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
your dadda so gay he sucks dicks for money
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
ok…check this 1 out…
yo momma so fat, that when she went to the airport with a shirt that had AA on it people said look its American Airlines biggest jet!!!
chris greene& chris Fitzwater's Momma Joke:
ok yo check this…
yo momma so fat that when she went to the airport with a shirt that AA on it, people said ” look its American Airlines biggest jet”!!!
Ye-Ya's Momma Joke:
Yo Daddy’s so ugly, when your momma gave birth to you, she looked at the doctor and said, “I should’ve just gave’m head”
adw's Momma Joke:
yo daddy so ghetto he put aluminum foil on his teeth and said they were platnium.
Gabrella Smith's Momma Joke:
Yo mama so fat when someone wanted 2 give her a handshake she had 2 give directions
shanree's Momma Joke:
yo daddy is sooo bold dat e looks like a corn dog with eyebrows
maria's Momma Joke:
yooooooooooooo.. ur momz sooo stoopid.. she didnt even noe dat she waz a mom………………..
Jay Dog's Momma Joke:
Yo Momma so fat she jumped into the ocean and the whales started singing “we are family, even thought you’re fatter than me.”
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
Heyahh Nicole Jess && Lozzy Eyahh!_x
Yo Mamma So Fat Shes Bigga Den My Family!_x
*_x.Lostaa.Love.x_*
lexi65's Momma Joke:
yo daddy is sooooo ugly his dick has balls and his balls have balls
abby grl's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so slfuigybidfusabgpier she is fdksuhbga;isdrubpavub hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
abby grl's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so stupid she went to the grocery store and they locked her in and shestarved that night
abby grl's Momma Joke:
ASSHOLES
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
your mamma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon lol hehee _x _x jess ryan adam*****_x_*
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo mamma is so fat she uses her pillow case a her sock lmao Adam I
Your Mother's Momma Joke:
Your mothers so ugly she aint got no allaby
U-G-L-I… She aint got no allaby
shes ugly… hey hey shes ugly
-
-
-JUST LIKE YO FACE!!!
JACKIE N' SHAYLA (spicy)'s Momma Joke:
yo mommas so fat… she gets in the tub and THEN fills it up
jess jack n kels n shay (in comp)'s Momma Joke:
Your Mother is so fat she sat on a penny and a booger popped out of her nose!!!
SHAY N' CHEESY JACK TATERS's Momma Joke:
YO MAMMAS SO DUMB BECAUSE SHE HAD A SCREW UP LIKE YOU
SHAY N' CHEESY JACK TATERS's Momma Joke:
YOUR MOM IS SO HAIRY THAT WHEN YOU WERE BORN YOU ALMOST DIED OF A RUG BURN
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo daddy so fat he steped on the scale and it said get yo fat ass off of me
Austin's Momma Joke:
Justin’s fat he walked down his driveway then read a sign”under construction do not enter”.
banger's Momma Joke:
yu momma so fat, she falls outta bed on both sides
banger's Momma Joke:
yo momma so ugly, neighbours broke in 3 times to close the curtains
candy girl's Momma Joke:
You all have great joke they make me laugh so much.
Yo mama joke and Yo daddy joke are off the chan
candy girl's Momma Joke:
Yo mama is so hairy she as afrols on her nibles
homee G's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so poor I saw her kicking a can and I ask What she was doing and she said moving
matt's Momma Joke:
yo daddy is so gay he maried tupac
andre's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so fat she fater then a cat
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat wen she jumped in the ocean the whales started singen we r family even tho your 10 x FATER THEN US
kevin booher's Momma Joke:
yo daddy so poor he thought an elavater was a mobil home
kevin booher's Momma Joke:
yo mama so ugly she look lick a tupac acinfiger
nestor lopez's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so stupid i saw her yelling at an envelope and i asked her “manm what are you doing” she answered me “i’m trying to send a voice mail. Why?
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
Yo Mama so poor, i came in her house and at the same time i walked out of her house
HIPPOS's Momma Joke:
Yo Mama so fat that when she sat on the rainbow, she made skittles
HIPPOS's Momma Joke:
Yo Mama so fat, when a yellow bus drove by she said “ooh look a twinkie”
HIPPOS's Momma Joke:
Yo Mamas teeth are so yellow that when she smiles, traffic slows down
g-unit's Momma Joke:
your mama’s so stupid that when you ask her for butter she shows you her yellow teeth
g-unit's Momma Joke:
your daddy’s so stupid he got locked inside a grosery store and starved
g-unit's Momma Joke:
your son is so stupid and you tell him you are like your parents.. LOL
g-unit's Momma Joke:
your mama’s so dumd that when some one ask for fat free she said then you can’t have me
g-unit's Momma Joke:
ok now reall why does everything have to be your mama and your daddy why cant anyone come up with some for aunt uncles cousins and grandparents?
supa gurl's Momma Joke:
yo grandma so short when she sets on the couch she go weeeeeeeeee
supa gurl's Momma Joke:
i luve ggggg-unit
shay bug's Momma Joke:
yo momma so nasty she has to pour water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh ……
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo momma so old she got her cherry tree choped down by george washington.
Terry's Momma Joke:
my mama is so fat she lost a game of hide&seek only because my friend spotted her behind mount everst…….
YOUR POPS IS SO UGLY HE LOOKS LIKE TOM (FROM MYSPACE)
rob,mike,carlos,tray,frilipete's Momma Joke:
YOUR DAUGHTER IS SO SLUTTY SHE WENT FROM MYSPACE TO MYPLACE
rob,mike,carlos,tray,frilipete's Momma Joke:
YOUR MOM IS SO NASTY THAT WHEN SHE WALK INTO RED LOBSTER WITH HER OWN CRABS
rob,mike,carlos,tray,frilipete's Momma Joke:
YOUR DAD IS SO DUMB THAT HE THOUGH SINCE THERE WAS A RED LOBSTER THERE MOST BE A PURPLE CRAB
rob,mike,carlos,tray,frilipete's Momma Joke:
MICHEAL IS SO DUMB THAT HE CALLED MR TURNER HIS FATHER
PEPE RVERA DE LA CRUZ GONZALES GARCIA's Momma Joke:
YOUR MOM
THE REAL BORAT's Momma Joke:
I AM SO NASTY (I LIKE THE SEXY TIME WIT MY MOTHER IN LAW)
ass buster's Momma Joke:
0-ikty
PEPE RVERA DE LA CRUZ GONZALES GARCIA's Momma Joke:
YOUR MOM IS SO NASTY THAT WHEN SHE TAKES A SHIT MICHEAL POPS OUT AND SAYS PRISE THE LORD
ass buster's Momma Joke:
your daddy so ugly he makes blind kids cry
ass buster's Momma Joke:
your daddy is so ugly he looks like caria
ass buster's Momma Joke:
your daddy is so dumb he thnks shanfee is his
ass buster's Momma Joke:
ur daddy is so ugly he looks like mr malloux
ass buster's Momma Joke:
when michael was born his mother said oh what a treasure and his dad said good lets bury it
micheal's Momma Joke:
mr malloux is really a bitch
nutted in yo mother's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so gay she sleeps wit mr. malloux
cool's Momma Joke:
michael is
micheal's Momma Joke:
im in my room doing nothing but beating my meat
Alex's Momma Joke:
ass buster is dumb it should be ass sucker
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
Yo mamma iz so fat she sat next to every one in da plane
tony's Momma Joke:
His teeth is brighter then he is
tony kernighan's Momma Joke:
my sister candace said I had to go weee and I said not the lake we drink from (toilot) haha
candy-ass's Momma Joke:
my brothers teeth is brighter then I am
renaud's Momma Joke:
rashidia is fat when he sat on the toliet it said abc 123 get your fat but off of me from renaud to rashidia
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
your fat
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo all dont make sense these are from tevelevisonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn freaks
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
these arent even funny make bettter ones
Faggit's Momma Joke:
Yo mama so wanna be she went insane and married micheal jackson
Internet explorer's Momma Joke:
Hi im here to sue this website for taking people’s credit from other site area’s there are one of the jokes found stealling and im going to sue this website report to court in 2seconds bitches see ya there
Youtube's Momma Joke:
Im gonna arrest you guys you guys stolen one of my jokes from youtube
BurgerKing's Momma Joke:
Stop stealing my jokes you idiotic hoes
romario mckenzie's Momma Joke:
these are for u
LiL-J's Momma Joke:
your daddy so stupid when him and your mum have sex he has to ask your mum where to put it in
LiL-J's Momma Joke:
your so stupid you have to ask your mum how she made you
brittany brodage's Momma Joke:
I love this web site
you aer gay's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so ugly then a bear
killing em's Momma Joke:
fds
tiffany's Momma Joke:
yo daddy is like a vacum cleaner he get’s sucked everynight.
tiffany's Momma Joke:
yo daddy is like a door knob everyboby gets a turn
tiffany's Momma Joke:
yo mama is fat right. yo daddy is so fat he make your momma look skinny.
CHIZZLED's Momma Joke:
YO DADDY SO STUPID HE USED HIS RAZOR PHONE 2 SHAVE HIS LEGS
CHIZZLED's Momma Joke:
YO DADDY SO FAT HE FALLS OUTTA BED BOTH SIDES
CHIZZLED's Momma Joke:
YO DADDY SO UGLY HE GOT DISSED BY MICHAEL JACKSON
CHIZZLED's Momma Joke:
YO DADDY SO STUPID HE TOOK A RULER TO BED TO SEE HOW LONG HE WOULD SLEEP
CHIZZLED's Momma Joke:
YO DADDY SO STUPID HE SITS ON THE T.V AND WATCHES THE COUCH!!
CHIZZLED's Momma Joke:
YO DADDY SO FAT WHEN HE WENT TO KFC THEY ASKED HIM WHAT BUCKET DOES HE WANT AND HE SAID THE ONE ON THE ROOF
CHIZZLED's Momma Joke:
YO DADDY SO DESPERATE HE WENT OUT WITH HIS SISTER
CHIZZLED's Momma Joke:
YO DADDYS ASS IS SO BIG, THEY THOUGHT HE WAS J-LO
CHIZZLED's Momma Joke:
YO DADDY SO STUPID HE 4GOT HE WAS A DAD
CHIZZLED's Momma Joke:
YO DADDY SO UGLY WHEN HE STARED AT HIS GRAMMA HER GLASSES BROKE
WHAT NOW FOE!'s Momma Joke:
gay
WHAT NOW FOE!'s Momma Joke:
yo dad is do stupid he thought bill nye was dead
little brent's Momma Joke:
YO Daddys so fat he looks like our janitor Mr. Kieth
Samuel Adam Turnipseed's Momma Joke:
Yo, Daddies so ugly he looked like Leesvilles janiter Mr.Keith
little brent's Momma Joke:
Little Brent is a fag
f-er's Momma Joke:
f@!k
alan
Ni hao ma im from china's Momma Joke:
Novel is i no goodspeaky english i can sing ab1323eer see i win you pay me 10mill dallor’s CONGRALATIONS YOU HAVE JUST WON 11MILL DALLORS VEIW THE NEXT PAGE JERK
Ni hao ma im from china's Momma Joke:
NO YOU DID NOT WIN 10MILL YOU OWE ME 10MILL DAIL DIS NUMBER 911 AND U WIN ME 10MILLON DUCKS!!
OR TURKEY’S OR CHICKENS OR FAGGIT
bARBIE's Momma Joke:
IM A BARBIE GIRL FROM A STINKY BARBIE WORLD!!IM GONNA SUE YOU AND IM GONNA SLAP YOU LALALA SWING!!!
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
your daddy is so gay he wipes his ass with you!!!
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo mommas so fat shes on both sides the family tree
rachie's Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat she got baptized in da c!
yo momma so ugly kids go as her for halloween!
yo momma so stupid she thought a quarter back was a refund
Im a G's Momma Joke:
yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies
Im a G's Momma Joke:
yo mama so ugly wen she went to the zoo they wouldnt let her out
Im a G's Momma Joke:
yo mama so nasty she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh!
Im a G's Momma Joke:
g-unit is my hommy
mia's Momma Joke:
yo momma so nasty she went to red lobster and they kicked her out for bringing her own crabs
gas t go back b$$$$'s Momma Joke:
YO DADDY SO STUPED HE MARRIED MICHAEL JACKSON AND SUCKED HIS DICK 4 5CENT A SECOND
bullet's Momma Joke:
ya daddys so dumb when he walked into iceland he sed y is it so cold
bullet's Momma Joke:
ya daddys so dumb he took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept for
bullet's Momma Joke:
yo daddys so fat when he gt hit by a aeroplane he turned around and sed hu through that rock
bullet's Momma Joke:
yo daddys so dum he thought he could get arrseted fr thinking rude thoughts
bullet's Momma Joke:
yo daddys so fat i can run a 1 lap marrathon around him
bullet's Momma Joke:
yo mommas so poor i saw her outside kicking a can i asked her what is she doing she sed moving
bullet's Momma Joke:
yo mommas so dumb she thoght a quarterback was a refund
yo mommas so small she has to shout through a megaphone dnt spit i cant swim
me and yo mama's Momma Joke:
hey yo mama and yo daddy is so fat he jumped up in the air and stuck his fat ass in the tree and every body asked is dat yo mama falling 4rm the sky
me and yo mama's Momma Joke:
hey check dis 1 out homes yo mama is so fat she uses large x large and xxxxxxxlarge and oh my god is coming toward us fat ass
Nicole Brunner's Momma Joke:
ur moms like Geico…so easy a cave man could do her
Lil Rell's Momma Joke:
Yo daddy so bald that when he puts on a tuttrle neck he looks like a brocken codmon
Hip-Hop's Momma Joke:
Yo momma so stupid she thought the milky wave was made by a cow
Joe's Momma Joke:
Yo momma is so fat she did the splits and gave the street a hickey
sdrtf's Momma Joke:
Some of you people have the worst grammar and spelling ever. Most of these jokes aren’t even funny at all. And some of you need to learn how to speak proper english before you come on these sites and start posting stuff.
sdrtf's Momma Joke:
If you want to hear a good joke, listen to comedy central. Leave it to the professionals you stupid twits.
alejandra's Momma Joke:
Yo daddy’s so fat alaska said “I thought we were the biggest state.”
Yo dad’s so stupid he looked in the mirror and said someones in the house.
Yo dad’s so poor i saw him walking down the street kicking a cardboard box i asked what are you doing he said moving.
My friends daddy is so dumb my friend was kicking a cardboard box down the street he said were getting evicted.
Yo daddy’s so dumb he went to the bulls game and said which one am i riding.
- submitted by mike jackson
Yo daddy so stupid he stared at an orange juice bottle for 20 minutes because it said “concentrate.”
- Submitted by rlhthree
yo daddy’s hair so nappy Moses couldn’t part it.
yo daddy so old jesus signed his yearbook.
- submitted by angie
your daddys so fat his parents had to take him to the pacfic oncean to get him babticed.
- submitted by Twofoxykittens
YOUR DADDY SO OLD HE CAN STICK IT FROM DA FRONT, HE HAS TO GET IT FROM DA
alejandra's Momma Joke:
back
Hernan's Momma Joke:
Yo’ mama so poor, she hangs the toilet paper out to dry!
Mike's Momma Joke:
Yo momma so fat, dumb and clumbsy, she triped over Wal-mart, flew over K-mart, and landed on Target.
brady's Momma Joke:
yo daddy is so nasty he was tellin all the guys SUCKY SUCKY 5 DOLLAS!!!
blood gang's Momma Joke:
yo momma so old when moses spite the red seeds she was on the otherside fishing
blood gang's Momma Joke:
yo momma so dumb i saw her walking down my step i said you live here she said yeah but im looking for a house apartment
blood gang's Momma Joke:
your mother so poor when she saw jesue in michael jackson house she said you took my boyfriend
blood gang's Momma Joke:
your father so fat when he was in the alleyway smoking he said yewwww this weed is nasty it make me skinny
blood gang's Momma Joke:
yo momma like a computer when people play on it she paused and got ration
blood gang's Momma Joke:
yo momma so bald each time when she saw mr.clean. mr clean said hey you stole my haircut
blood gang's Momma Joke:
alejandra stole the jokes from the internet she thought the internet was free for conlision
blood gang's Momma Joke:
monkeygirl mom so old she the beetles when there new kids on the block
blood gang's Momma Joke:
your mother so stupid when she went to the pizza store she said let me get some free pies and a bakery cake for my dog
dada's Momma Joke:
uir momma so ugly even tha drangobn king said already got one
dada's Momma Joke:
ur daddy so poor he stole free food stamp
y when somebody says hoedown u say y yall talkin bout mii sister
dada's Momma Joke:
ur momma so fat they had to use a bomerang for a belt
ur daddy so poor he dig out tha du ster 4 grocerie shoppin
dada's Momma Joke:
ur momma so stupid y wen she wus at a club nelly wus rappin he said tha roof is on fire she start runnin and said somebody call tha fire department
YO DADDY IS LIKE A HORSE YOU CAN GET ON AND RIDE IT…………………………LOL
blood gang's Momma Joke:
your mama so old when she was eating popcorns in the threater she thought king david sat behind her
big pimpin's Momma Joke:
bullet yo momma so dumb the news said it was chili outside she ran to get a bowl.
yo momma so poor she found a penny on the ground and said i won the lottery.
yo momma so fat she got a makeover on pimp my ride.
yo momma so skinny she can hoola-hoop thru a cheerio.
yo momma so ugly she went trick or treaten with no costume,she went to the first house and said i like your costume.yo momma so fat i drove around her and ran out of gas. yo momma so fat i jog around her to get exercise. yo momma so stupid she bought hawks tickets, went the falcons game and said go braves.
blood gang's Momma Joke:
your mama so dumb when she had zipper on her jacket she thought she was wearing a xplode t-shirt
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so ugly she looks lik your real momma
blood gang's Momma Joke:
your mama so old she flu her pillow when she sleep
blood gang's Momma Joke:
your mama is my cleaning lady
dada's Momma Joke:
just 2 ket yall know ur mamma so gay that when she wuz fukin to get yall she had a dik & ur daddy had a pussy so ur daddy had u not ur momma
blood gang's Momma Joke:
your mama so dumb she look at the mirror she said hi me
check it out, yo mama so ugly when she went in the forest,big foot was takin piktures of her
SCOTT's Momma Joke:
your mama so fat when i tried drivin around her i ran out of gas
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo mama teethsoooooo damn yellow the sun was like ahh my eyes its to bright
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo momma -_-
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo daddys so nasty hes got every std and still cheats more then that nasty bitch u call a mom
abigail's Momma Joke:
yo daddy is so stupid he took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
your mum is soo fat when she jumpped i the water the people yelled out sunami!!!!!!!!!!!!
julio altagracia's Momma Joke:
your mama is so dumb she saw someone with a butt chin and she was waithing for the shit to come out
JUH UNCLE's Momma Joke:
YO D@DDY $0 $T00P!DDDD he ran into a wall.
heckk yuhh u no im funnt dont hate!
JUH UNCLE's Momma Joke:
yo dad is so fat when he walked infront of the tv i missed two eposodes of survivor.
mmm dont hate appriciate.
u no its funny.
yyuhhh hit muahh upp my cell is 772 298 3642
I AM TALL DARK & HANDSOME.
I LIKE SUSHI AND YO MOMMA SERVED ONNAA PLATTAA.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH SEE IM ALREADY CRACKEN FUNNY JOKES AND WERE NOT EVEN ON A DATE YET.
SO GET YO FINE @$$ SELFF ON DAT PHONE NN GIVE MMEE A RANGGG GURL.
Baller u so corney that u don”t realize that u copyed chamillunare. Now bling dat beotch. with them fake dollar signs im the real Baller Negro. Eastside Birdgang meet at New York.And i’ll show u some real Yo momma
Abaybay's Momma Joke:
a um im off yo momma now im on yo daddy or what ever that doesnt sound right .
Abaybay's Momma Joke:
JUh Uncle yoDaddy So old he could Be your Long Lost Father
Abaybay's Momma Joke:
Shut Up JuH uncle u Think just Because you wrote them paraghraphs gonna help u out.Yo Daddy so Jacked up He Looked Like Steve Urcle Oh did i do THAT
Abaybay's Momma Joke:
JUH Uncle Yo DaDDy So Black Like You Alone Ya’LL look Like Melted Hershey’s And Together YA’LL Look Like Burnt Choclate.
Abaybay's Momma Joke:
Yo Daddy So GREEDY He Stopped Yo Momma from Eating The Last Piece Of Pizza.
Abaybay's Momma Joke:
Oh! Look im Blood Gang im a blood.hahahahahahahahahahahaha.Blood Gang Yo Daddy so stupid i told him i was get Drugs From my pharmicist He said i DiDn’t Know drug Dealers give Recetes.
Abaybay's Momma Joke:
Big Pimpin U Bitch U stole my Joke But Its Alright Though Because Yo Momma My Ho! Shes Better then THOSe Other Ones thats why she Comes Home With a Black EYE.Fake player.hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
sunflower10's Momma Joke:
Abaybayy uuu sucha wigger.
your probablky some nerd that sits at home all day.
yuhhh im tlaking bout chuuu.,
mm yuhh u “did” that but i think yuh momma help yuh out a bit cuz ur not smart enough to figure that one out homie
sunflower10 get yo vocbulary straight because u ain’t spell my name right .u ho.o and i aint no nerd and i go every where ilike when i went to yo house.hahahahhaahhahahahahaha
Abaybay's Momma Joke:
and ill beat yo tail in person
Abaybay's Momma Joke:
youll beat my but that sounds gay if yu want to battle lets start tommorow june the 9 07 and make sure u get yo vocabulary straight if u ain’t scared cause u going to be n some real deep S**t.mother******.
Abaybay's Momma Joke:
oh! that wasnt u i had threesome with that whose yo sister hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha.ikill my self sometimes.sunflower10 i got u bad im telling u betta be ready tomorrow so i can make upiss N YO PANNIES.
Like i said EastsideBird We dont Play no games.homey.
Abaybay's Momma Joke:
oh and i meant july 9 07 and if any body s going to join the battle between me and sunflower10 let me know today.tommorrow u aint going to be able to enter.if u want get mad cause u aint enter u going to battle me the next day.
@!@!@!@!@!@!!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!!!@!@!!@!
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha
if u join u still gone get beat.bitchs
Abaybay's Momma Joke:
a sunflower10 do u accept the battle or not or just not going to say anything
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo mama IS SO STUPID SHE GOT STABED AT A SHOOTOUT
Abaybay's Momma Joke:
Anonymous did u read that joke that i wrote about u.hahahahahahahhjahahhahahahaha!@@!@!!@@!!@!@!!@!@!@!@!@@!
gas nutshells satin steadiness ballplayer mutton,…
karnisha miller's Momma Joke:
yo daddy is so funny when he stepped on a fish he jumped and jumped on the bed and yelled aey babe come here and get the fish ithink i just stepped on the fish and broke its back and died
tonyae alston's Momma Joke:
yo mamma so ugly whe she stepped in the bathtub the water jumps out
YO DADDY SO FAT HE SAT ON A RAiNBoW AND MADE SKITTLES
cory's Momma Joke:
yo mamma is soo fat i tryed to role off her and i was still on tha bitch
roxie venavides's Momma Joke:
yo momma so ugly that her mom had to feed her with a sling shot
yo mom's Momma Joke:
yo mom is so fat burger king
rey romano's Momma Joke:
yall r so stupid yall post comments on stupid things
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
3 men were trying to rob a bank, when they were shot and killed. God comes down to them and says i’llgive all 3 of you the chance to live, and youll have one final chance to steal something. The men agreed, they were willing to do anything to live. God said to them ” go to the fruit market down the street and steal 3 fruit of any kind then come back here and ill tell you what to do. the 1st man came back with 3 cherries god said to him if you can put all 3 cherries in your ass without making a face i will give your life back, if not ur going to hell the man put 2 cherries in his ass but as hes sticking the 3rd one in he makes a grunting face, god snaps his fingers and he goes to hell. The 2nd man comes back carrying 3 apples. God says to him if you can put all 3 apples in your ass without making a face ill give you your life back if not your going to hell. so the man sticks 2 apples in his ass. But when he puts in the 3rd one inside, he starts laughing hysterically. God says to him you have made a face and now you will go to hell. But I am curious…why did you start laughing? And the man says then. Cuz Larry’s comming back and he stole 3 watermelons….. lmao!!!
tits's Momma Joke:
Yo mama so blined she poop in box
tits's Momma Joke:
yo mama so poor she died of I can”t live any more
THE ARMENIAN DAVID's Momma Joke:
YO MOMMA IS SOO FAT SHE SKATES ON BUSSES
chico's Momma Joke:
yo mom sucks so much dick she went to the sperm banks and spit in the cups
yoyo's Momma Joke:
your mum is like a bowling ball… she get fingered 3 times… chuked down the alley and come bak more
sofia's Momma Joke:
you are so thick
sofia's Momma Joke:
an american went to the toilet and when he went in he was an american when he came out he was a american so what was he when he was in the toilet?
european
Terry Mabasa's Momma Joke:
YO MAMA IS SSSSOOO UGLY WHEN SHE WAS BORN THE DOCTOR SAID “LETS KILL IT BEFORE IT SPREADS”
Terry Mabasa's Momma Joke:
yo mama is so fat even her clothe has STRETCH MARKS
MILLE's Momma Joke:
YOUR MAMA IS SO POOR WHEN SUM1 COMES UP TO HER DOOR BELL AND PRESS IT SHES IN SIDE SAYING DING DING…..
MILLE's Momma Joke:
YOUR MAMA IS SO STUIPED WHEN SHE WARS AYE YELLOW RAIN COAT PEOPLE SAYS TAXI…..
The Riddler's Momma Joke:
Yo Daddy is So Stupid, He Thought Jar-Jar comes with Pickles-Pickles.
Felipe Mendoza's Momma Joke:
yo daddys so ugly not even queen latifah would f*** him
Felipe Mendoza's Momma Joke:
yo daddys so fat he said im ready for a blowjob and ur mom said wheres it at
Felipe Mendoza's Momma Joke:
yo daddys so old when he took a shit and pushed he had a heartattack
Richard Acevedo's Momma Joke:
yo daddys so ugly when he sucked a lemon the lemon made a face
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
trevor boris is sooooo gay,he would date a flower
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
the name tyler is a lesbian name
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo daddy and aaron carter are soo fat and dumb,when he walked in through the door ,the house broke down and aaron carter said you can live with me in a box,i’m still single,and yo daddy said I’m going too live with michea jackson over you
aaron carter hater's Momma Joke:
if aaron carter ever got a date it would be January 5th, his unfortunate birthday. aaron is a sucka
aaron carter hater's Momma Joke:
OMG! I just spotted aaron carter,he was flirting with my boyfriend so i wacked him with my purse,then he wacked me with his ,I put lipstick on him,he did the same too me,and he sprayed me with paris hilton perfume,so I walked off with my boyfriend and he walked off in tears as always
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
your mum is fat i kick her in the chest and pork choops come out her arse
charlie's Momma Joke:
your mum is so fat i kick her in the chest and pork chops come out her arse
charlie's Momma Joke:
your mum is so hery she has miny afros on her nipples
charlie's Momma Joke:
your mum is so small she can do back flips under her bed
charlie's Momma Joke:
your mum smell so bad she made right guard turn left
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
i got aids
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat and stopid that wen she was on a plane she looked down saw earth and thought it was a cream cake then jumped out without a parashute
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo momma so short that wen she walks on the street she hold up a singn saying DONT SPIT I CANT SWIM
anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo mama so stupid, she got lock in da grocery store and starved!
Bandanas's Momma Joke:
yo mamma so fat i had 2 roll her in dogh 2 find a wat spat
Bandanas's Momma Joke:
yo mamma so stupid she bought a walker thinkin it was going 2 do tha walkin 4 her
Bandanas's Momma Joke:
all u fine ladies out there hit me up at 505- 706-3055 or 575-706-3055
Suck my nuts's Momma Joke:
YOU ALL CAN SUCK MY NUTS
YOU BITCHES TALKIN ABOUT MY MAMMA
stephanie garcia's Momma Joke:
Yo daddy is so stupid that he didn’t even kno his own name
SOCHiTA's Momma Joke:
YO DADDY iS SO BALD DAT WHEN i RUB HiS HEAD,
i CAN TELL DA FUTURE
eric's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so fat that when she sits down she sits around the house.
yo daddy is so stupid that he has to get your mom to tell him how he was made.
loza's Momma Joke:
yo momma chests is flat has her back
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
YO SISTER IS SO HUTCHIE SHE WENT TO THE PARK NAKED
TEHETEHE's Momma Joke:
YO BREATH STANKS SO BAD THE WORLD ENDED
TEHETEHE's Momma Joke:
YO EYE BROWS ARE SO FURRY IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE A HUGE RACCON ON YO FACE.
Dave's Momma Joke:
Yo daddys so fat that when he went to China,people thought he was Boda
get me more baby's Momma Joke:
your mama is so fat tat she sat on the rainbow nd ate all the skittles.
your daddy is so fat tat he used a dumpster for grocer shopin.
yo mama is so poor that when i ring the door n i heard a toilent flush.
yo daddy is so poooooooooooor tat when u ring the door he says “DING,DONG.”
yo daddy is so old that he had to put his dick in the frezer to get it hard.
yo mama is so dumb tat when i called her a “RETART” she said “Did u call me a SWEET-TART”.
yo daddy is so fat that the PACFIC OCEAN was his bathroom.
yo mama iz so dumb tat when i went door to door too collect tax she gave me tacks.
yo daddy iz so fat that i thew a tv at him and i said “see u have your own orbit.”
yo mama is so fat that when your dad and mom got in bed she got up and said “Where did u go.”
yo daddy is so gay Micheal Jackson asked him for help.
get me more baby's Momma Joke:
here is a song about your daddy:
Homeless man ain’t got no rent
Askin u for 30 cent
If u wont to be a gent
Give this man your 30 cent,
You crank this homeless man
You give him 30 cent
You crank this homeless man
You give him 30 cent,
Homeless man dont brush his teeth
and he smells like cloried bleach
and he showers 0 hours
just like at my feet,
You crank this homeless man
You give him 30 cent
You crank this homeless
You give him 30 cent,
Y’ll see me at your local bus stop
Yes i sleep there every day
When ppl go by me you plug there nose
Because i dont bath frequenly.
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
Yo momma so fat she lay on the and people run around yelling free willy
Abaybay's Momma Joke:
The real abaybay is here now.im the king of this right here.
Abaybay's Momma Joke:
The real abaybay is here now.
daddy's Momma Joke:
yo daddy so dumb he thought p-diddy was his daddy!
CHRISTIAN's Momma Joke:
yo momma soooo ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off the CAMERAS!!!
CHRISTIAN's Momma Joke:
YO MOMMA IS SOOOOOOOO UGLY WHEN SHE WALKS INTO A STRIP JOINT THEY PAY HER TO KEEP HER CLOTHES ON
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo daddy so tall he could do a cartwheel and kick jesus
Tyler the gangtster rodgers's Momma Joke:
YOOO DADDDY JJJJJJJJJOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKEEEEESSSSSSS:
yo daddy so stupid when he looked at an orange juice box cus it said concentrate he stared at it 4 20 min!
Yo daddy so much a fag he said will u cum with me!
(sperm)
felipe mendoza's Momma Joke:
yo daddys so hairy he wuz gettin a blowjob and his girls head got stuck
Michelle's Momma Joke:
Your mum is soo stupid she stole free bread
LOll
hehehe
Michelle's Momma Joke:
Your mum is soo fat
she jumped in the air and got stuck loll
hehehe
Alisha's Momma Joke:
Your mom is so hairy even her nipples have afferoes on them
Alisha's Momma Joke:
your mom is so fat the whales in the ocean sang we are family.
Alisha's Momma Joke:
ur mom is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
the best's Momma Joke:
yo mama so bloody she red
jamal's Momma Joke:
ur mom goes to college
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo daddy is so ugly when he see him self in the mirror he slapped him self
yo daddy is so fat when he goes swimming green peace start a protest for save the whales
B -rad's Momma Joke:
Yo daddy so bald when he wears a turtle neck he looks like a broken condom
B -rad's Momma Joke:
To momma is so nasty when she burps here teeth duck in cover
Mink & Awesome's Momma Joke:
yo daddy’s so stupid i said when i say hey you say ho.HEY and yo daddy said WHO!
ddfff's Momma Joke:
rthfbdf
mason's Momma Joke:
your momma’s butt so big, she has a thong the size of the equator and it still rides up her butt
Ashley smith's Momma Joke:
your momma’s butt’s so big, she has a thong the size of the equator and it still rides up her butt!!!!
Cre cRe LYke dUh's Momma Joke:
yo mama so blk she went to night school she got marked absent
ramal's Momma Joke:
yo daddy is so stupid he took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept
deeman's Momma Joke:
yo mama so fat that when i ran around her twicw i got lost
look good from head to toe's Momma Joke:
yo mama so fat she was floating and spain claimed her for a new world
abaybay's Momma Joke:
all yall mommas so fat when she put to much make up on the mirror
fat_momma's Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat she lifted her armpit and it smelt like cheddar
fat_momma's Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat that when she went to the market the watermellons looked like grapes to her
NATE's Momma Joke:
Your mamma so bad she can camel with a tricycle
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so stupid that she got tangle in a cordless phone
kevin's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so dum she got tangle in a cordless phone
kevin's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so fat that when i moved to china she was my next doorneighbor
kevin's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so ugly when she whent through the hood she got shot
chicken's Momma Joke:
yo momma so stupied it took her 2hrs 2 watch 60mins
chicken's Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat she walked out the door wit high heels and came bac wit flip flops
boogy's Momma Joke:
yo mamma soooooooo ugly miclgason thought she was prity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
koko's Momma Joke:
yo momma so ugly she has to sneak up on a waterfountin to get a drink
DJ's Momma Joke:
yo daddy so stupid, he stupid
jcool's Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!!!!!
jcool's Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the SCALE!!!!!!!
Young 1's Momma Joke:
Yo Mamma so fat when she goes to an all you can eat resturant, they have to put speed bumps down.
raekwon's Momma Joke:
yo generation so stupid they think nothing.
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
i fly like a butterfly and sting like a bee i slept with u mom now it burns when i pee
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
ur moma is so ugly when she looks out the window she gets arrested 4 mooning
suck it's Momma Joke:
yo daddy so bald awig wouldin’t help
yo mamma's Momma Joke:
yo mammas so supid she puts her clothse in the fridge
drewey's Momma Joke:
ur mamma smells so bad she made right guard turn left.
sarah lao's Momma Joke:
yo momma!
soulja_girl_7's Momma Joke:
yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money<3
Britt's Momma Joke:
yo mama is so SKINNY she can hola hoop threw a cherrio
woot woot
Ben's Momma Joke:
Yo Momma’s Just Like A Trampoline Everybody Gets To Bounce And Jump On Her!
alias's Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat when she sits on the toilet she falls through the floor and hits the basement
keeley's Momma Joke:
yo mama so hairy that when yu walk out the door yu get carpit burns
Gdog's Momma Joke:
Has sex with yoiur mom her puss* so wide when I pulled my coc* out there was a fortune cookie inside.
Gdog's Momma Joke:
your mommas puss* so hairy it looks like she has chebacca in a leg lock.
Gdog's Momma Joke:
your momma went to a plastic surgeon last night when he took one look he said cancel the appointments for the rest of my life.
Gdog's Momma Joke:
your momma’s so fat when Richard Simons came by he ran of saying ill never eat KFC for the rest od my life.
Gdog's Momma Joke:
Your mommas like tickle me elmo one touch and she’ll buzzz,laugh, and ask for another.
Gdog's Momma Joke:
I had sex with your momma last night but now i smell like cong-pow chicken from 1999.
DUNKSTER's Momma Joke:
YO MOMMA SO OLD,WHEN I TOUCHED HER BACK HER TITS FELL OFF
yall dont know good jokes yall stink these jokes suck as much as you
yo moma's Momma Joke:
yo moma is just gay
Hairy ballz's Momma Joke:
yo dadda is so dumb he stuck a hose up his ass thinging it was yo moma
Jason's Momma Joke:
I like your dads nut sack oh yes
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo momma so stupid my dead grandma smarter
69 all night long's Momma Joke:
yo momma so black that she was called a snickers bar in a sleepin bag
sania's Momma Joke:
your mama’s so fat that she has to use a mataress for a pad when she’s on her period.ha ha!
sania's Momma Joke:
yo mama is so fat she thinks the london eye is a ring.
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo mamaz soo fat dat she can’e even c her toe nailz haha
farheen's Momma Joke:
it yo mamaz soooooo fat dat she can’t c her own toenailz
farheen's Momma Joke:
yo mama soo fat dat her own clves have strech marks
farheen's Momma Joke:
yo mamma soo fat wen a comet cam down nd hit her she sed oi hu chucked dat stone???
lol hahaha
naseema's Momma Joke:
junedor bogolor toledi urir gas ute
naseema's Momma Joke:
yo mamaz sooooo stupid she thinks canary iz a pensil
naseema's Momma Joke:
yo mamaz soooooooo dum shez planning to go to bangladesh with a papaer boat
tamanna's Momma Joke:
your mum is dum that she thinks the aeroplane is her wardrobe.ha ha1
sania(english version of fun snaps)'s Momma Joke:
i saw your mum throwing fun snaps on the floor, and i asked her wat r u doin? she said i’m bombong london! ha ha!
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
some of yall got some wack ass jokes str8 up
jay's Momma Joke:
some of yall got some wack ass jokes str8 up
kingJokealot's Momma Joke:
yo momma so musty she made Right Guard go left, Speed slow down, and Secret tell it all
KORLISA's Momma Joke:
yo mammaws so fat that when shes go somewhere they gotta get a car that says WIDE LOAD…..
naseema's Momma Joke:
wen juned lies hiz dick goz longer n pinokios nose longer
nassemaz m8 annonamas's Momma Joke:
juned iz such a foga dat he dosn’t no da differnce between hiz tummy nd hiz head! he finks dat hiz eyez r hiz belly
nassemaz m8 farheen's Momma Joke:
juned, da 1 dat goez jon cass in yr 9, yo mammaz soooooooo stupid dat hiz mum she took and measuring jug yo c how long it took her in the toilet.
naseema's Momma Joke:
oi u spelled ma name rong nd wat u sed bot juned/jay/romoll iz soooo true i can c were he gets da stupidiness 4rm
naseema's Momma Joke:
junedz sooooooo stupid eee took a ruler 2 bed 2 see how long he slept
naseema's Momma Joke:
juned found a fruity condom and he didn’t know wat it was, so he opened it and put it on his finger and smelt it and licked it. he said it tastes of ayfol(apple). he is a idiot as well as being stupid.
sania(NASEEMA'S FRIEND)'s Momma Joke:
JUNED IS SO UGLY THAT WEN HE WALK IN TO A ROOM EVERY ONE HIDES DER FACE.
yazmin's Momma Joke:
jayz soooooo hairy people can’t tell the differences between the back and the front.
...guess who?...'s Momma Joke:
jays dick is so hairy dat he has to shave it every week.
...guess who?...'s Momma Joke:
jays so stupid and dum dat he don’t know the differences between his dick and his mouth.
tasnim's Momma Joke:
people cant see da diferences between a dog n jay
...guess who?...'s Momma Joke:
jay is so in to the song candy shop dat he actually went to da shop and done wat it says. he licked some one elses candy. (gay)
sania(naseema's friend)'s Momma Joke:
jay kept on getting rejected by all the girls in the world , that he got so fed up of it that he went out & asked a boy out. the boy said yes, so they went to his house and done something in his bedroom that u shouldn’t know. his mum came in and said can i join u? three of them did it in a triangle. jay is a transexual.
sania(naseema's friend)'s Momma Joke:
jay was so desperate to do it (sex) that he went & did it wid his mum
sexy than ur momma's Momma Joke:
your dads ass so big u went poor and he asked want some dont be greedy
more where that came from
sexy than ur momma's Momma Joke:
ur dad so dum he asked ur prom date out and they doggie styled
YO MOMMA SO STUPID's Momma Joke:
YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT A CONDOM WAS A BALLOON
YO MOMMA SO STUPID's Momma Joke:
RENE SO RETARRDED HE THOUGHT HIS MOM WAS HIS CONDOM AND E PUT HER ON EVERDAY AND SHE SAID GO DEEPER
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo mama is so old she farted dust
Megles's Momma Joke:
Yo momma so fat, she had to get baptized in Seaworld
Meggles's Momma Joke:
yo momma’s so stupid, that when she went to fill out her job application, it said”do not write under the dotted line, and she wrote “O.K.”
Daniela's Momma Joke:
Yo mamma so fat that when she went to Sea world, the whales started singing, “We are family even though your fatter then me!”
sam's Momma Joke:
your momma is so ugly when she went to the bar they kicked her out for being a menis to society
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
Yo mama so fat when she walked onto the beach the whales sang “We are Family”
London Tipton's Momma Joke:
Yo mama so fat when she walked across the street she got hit by a bus and said who threw that rock
Brianna Gidias of pittsburgh pennsylvania's Momma Joke:
Hi
number 557 is made up's Momma Joke:
Hi
Number 559 lives in arkansas not pa's Momma Joke:
Ho
Number 559 lives in arkansas not pa's Momma Joke:
Ho ho hoe
Assasin creator's Momma Joke:
Why is kevin Federline alive
farheen's Momma Joke:
yh kk i spelled ur name rong but dat don’t mean dat ui don’t no how 2 spell it nywayx juned iz such a foga dat he doesn’t no da difference between hiz eyez nd hez earz!
y00h mumma soocks's Momma Joke:
lmfao good one it succks
crisssy's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so ugly she evn makes an onion cy lol!
tootsie34's Momma Joke:
yo mommas so ugly that she makes micheal jackson look like brad pitt!!!!!
jason's Momma Joke:
yo momma so ugly she made onions cry
jason's Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat they called her “THE ECLIPSE”
angel_wings1994's Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, ” who threw that rock?”
angel_wings1994's Momma Joke:
yo momma so stupid she taped a pice of paper on the tv and said, ” look, we have paper view”
shay's Momma Joke:
send some more these are stupit
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo mama is so old i told her to act her age and she died
shocker's Momma Joke:
yo momma is like a bowling ball gets picked up fingered and thrown in the gutter.
shocker's Momma Joke:
yo momma is like a big mac 99% fat and only worth a buck
shocker's Momma Joke:
yo momma is sooo fat when she goes to a buffet they have to put speed bumps to slow her down
shocker's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so stupid she sat on the tv and whatched the couch
shocker's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so black and her teeth are so yello she looks like a pitchburg steelers helmet
shocker's Momma Joke:
yo momma is sooo fat her belt size is the equator
shocker's Momma Joke:
your son is soooooooooo ugly when he came out of yo momma she said what the FU** is that and started beating u with a stick
shocker's Momma Joke:
last on for the day
Yo momma is so hairy shes got afros on her nipples
also..
yo momma is so hairy she called a mexican over to trim her up
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo momma saw a yellow car go down the road and said stop that twinky
this site sucks my left nut's Momma Joke:
this site is horrible. This site has the lamest jokes EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I pown u alll's Momma Joke:
your daddy is so stupid that he sold his car for gas
ass's Momma Joke:
yo mama so dumb she cut off her nose and eat it.
yo mama so dumb she staired at a juice box becuse it said consentrete.
your mamas pimp's Momma Joke:
your mama is so fat she walked on top of the house,and walched the pigin poo on the next door nabaerz
jake long's Momma Joke:
your momma so stupid she send me a fax with a stamp on it
jake long's Momma Joke:
your momma is so fat that when she was sleeping on the beach, people cried free willy
jake long's Momma Joke:
you momma so old that it said expired on the birth certificate
nike ti's Momma Joke:
your momma is so short that you can even see her legs on her driving license
sex's Momma Joke:
A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 year old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have buck beds andthe guy notices that his little brotheris already asleep on the over buck, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top buck.
AS YOU MIGHT EXPECT THINGS START TOP HEAT UP
The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper ” LETTUCE” if she wants it harder and “TOMATO” if she wants a new position.
LETTUCE!!!
LETTUCE!!!
LETTUCE!!!
She screams
LETTUCE!!!
whoa!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!!
I can’t get pregnant!
Then the little brother shouts up, ”HEY , would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You’re getting mayonnnaise all over my face!!!!
Lala's Momma Joke:
Yo mama so ballhead.she curl her hair with rice
Lala's Momma Joke:
Damn can ds jokes get ne lamer?
shenell-cheeta's Momma Joke:
ok then that is so stupit my baby sis came come up with better 1z omg how laim.u all suckHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SUCKED IN LOSERS
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo mamma so fat she had to break thru a combo 1000000000000000000000000000
chickens with balaclavas and shot guns's Momma Joke:
your mommas so stupid she climbed ova a see-through wall to see wot was on the other side
ooooohhhh the chickens !!
x
chickens with balaclavas and shot guns's Momma Joke:
ure mommas soo dumb she finds katie keighley attractive
chickens with balaclavas and shot guns's Momma Joke:
ohh shitt
the chickens have arrived
goodbye world….
AJ's Momma Joke:
Your mommy is so fat and stupid that when she saw the ocean she thought it was a water bed
AJ And Samantha's Momma Joke:
ur mama is so fat when she swam in the ocean everyone thougtht she was a big jelly fish
AJ And Samantha's Momma Joke:
ur mama is so fat when they played that song just bought a cadillac on the radio she sang just bought a jumbo jack throw some cheese on that bitch
Samantha and AJ's Momma Joke:
ur mama is so fat, stupid and loney when they played that song my milkshake bring the boys to the yard she fell and rolled outside and started to squeeze her nipples……
Samantha and AJ's Momma Joke:
ur mama is so fat when she went to your kindergarden class and they played that song head shoulders knees and toes she only stop at head and and halfway to her shoulders……..
jak's Momma Joke:
Yo daddy is so gay he makes micheal jackson look straight!!
jak's Momma Joke:
yo mama is so stupid she loccked herself in the grocery store and starved!
beauty is full's Momma Joke:
yo mama hair so short wen she braids it ,it lookes like stitches
beauty is full's Momma Joke:
yo mama is so old she knew burger king while he was still a prince
beauty is full's Momma Joke:
yo mama sooo old she ran track wit dinosaurs
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat she sat on a monsta truck. she turned it into a lowrida
jay's Momma Joke:
yo mama so black that what u go on camera there are a black spot
anonymous,s bigbrother's Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat she turned a monsta truck into a lowrider!!!!!!
the owner's Momma Joke:
ok guys i really like all your cracks ok.so call me 954 650 6993 and keep it coming ok!!!
the owner's Momma Joke:
oh and my wife says she loves all the guys and hate the girls
the owner's Momma Joke:
by the way i will c who has made the most cacks or jokes or whatever and choose the 07 winner of jokes or cracksand the winner will get 200,000 dollers.who every makes the 1000th crack will get 500,000 dollers.
the owner's Momma Joke:
by the way i will c who has made the most cacks or jokes or whatever and choose the 07 winner of jokes or cracksand the winner will get 200,000 dollers.
baby's Momma Joke:
yo daddy so fat he put on a blue shirt and people thought it was the ocean
diss me!'s Momma Joke:
yo mama so ugly that when she tryed to take a bath, the water jumped out!
the owner's Momma Joke:
thats stale ive seen better
the owner's Momma Joke:
your momma
mr bennet's Momma Joke:
you are so burnt ur real name is rice krispies
chris and odell's Momma Joke:
yo mama so dumb i said GABE behind u and she said boy we aint at da ZOO
ya mama's Momma Joke:
yo mama so poor she has to take a bath in the rain
Bukin' Mama's Momma Joke:
Yo’ momma so stupid, she called you a son of a bitch
Yo Momma So Hariy You almost died of rug burn at birth.
fatassmom's Momma Joke:
your momma is such a slut that she walked into Meijer and said where’s the pole?
DJ Shakur's Momma Joke:
Yo daddy so poor he cant afford to pay attention
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo mamma so fat she triped over subway and landed on wendys
yo mamn's Momma Joke:
yo mamma so fat she triped over subway and landed on wendys
The Manazon's Momma Joke:
Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license!
your mum's Momma Joke:
how do you lot no all thse jokes
simo's Momma Joke:
3 men were trying to rob a bank, when they were shot and killed. God comes down to them and says i’llgive all 3 of you the chance to live, and youll have one final chance to steal something. The men agreed, they were willing to do anything to live. God said to them ” go to the fruit market down the street and steal 3 fruit of any kind then come back here and ill tell you what to do. the 1st man came back with 3 cherries god said to him if you can put all 3 cherries in your ass without making a face i will give your life back, if not ur going to hell the man put 2 cherries in his ass but as hes sticking the 3rd one in he makes a grunting face, god snaps his fingers and he goes to hell. The 2nd man comes back carrying 3 apples. God says to him if you can put all 3 apples in your ass without making a face ill give you your life back if not your going to hell. so the man sticks 2 apples in his ass. But when he puts in the 3rd one inside, he starts laughing hysterically. God says to him you have made a face and now you will go to hell. But I am curious…why did you start laughing? And the man says then. Cuz Larry’s comming back and he stole 3 watermelons….. lmao!!!
lol who ever said that joke is a badman there so funny lmao lol
simo's Momma Joke:
simo's Momma Joke:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1's Momma Joke:
yo mamma ugly she makes you look pretty
sam's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so short she uses a tea bag as a pillow
K-RABB's Momma Joke:
yo mama so fat her clothes made by hummer
Angel's Momma Joke:
yo daddy sooo stupid that he saw Micheal Jackson and mistaked him as his girlfriend!!
Angel's Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat when you climb on her you are older than the Earth when you reach the top!!
Angel's Momma Joke:
yo momma jokes are sooooooooooo funny!!! i love them!!
mom's Momma Joke:
My name is London and i am gay
Just let you guys know that im gay
That’s all I got a say…
Charlotte =]'s Momma Joke:
Yo mama so old i told her 2 act her own age n she died
im not tellin u my mamas name!'s Momma Joke:
yo mamma is so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie “ruururururururrr!”
peter's Momma Joke:
our so ugly ur burth certificate is an appologie letter from da codom factory espeacialllys abbigal
kbruson (yo momma)'s Momma Joke:
yo momma so stupid she married yo daddy
marc's Momma Joke:
your moma is like a gril and you let every body put their meat on her
markeya's Momma Joke:
yo mama so hairy if she shaved her legs i could supply wigs for the entire hair club for man
markeya's Momma Joke:
yo momma iz so ugly i took her 2 da zoo da guy at the door said thanks 4 bringin her back
sharky's Momma Joke:
yo momma so ugly i took her 2 a hunted house an she come out with a job application
sharky's Momma Joke:
yo momma so ugly when roches go by they say hi mom
sharky's Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat when she step on the scale it reads 1 at a time please
sharky's Momma Joke:
yo momma so ugly she had 2 sneak up on a glass of water 2 drink it
sharky's Momma Joke:
yo mooma so my dog took 1 look at her an ran away
sharky's Momma Joke:
yo momma so ugly people go as her 4 halloween
sharky's Momma Joke:
yo momma so ugly her momma had 2 tie a steak around her neck 2 get a dog 2 play with her
sharky's Momma Joke:
YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE TOOK A RULER 2 DA BED 2 SEE HOW LONG SHE SLEPT
p00hmbaa's Momma Joke:
yO MAMA SO STUPID SHE GOT HIT FROM A PARKED CAR!!
p00hmbaa's Momma Joke:
yO MAMA SO FAT SHE SAT ON THE RAINBOW ND SKITTLES POP’D OUT!!
p00hmbaa's Momma Joke:
yO MAMA IS SO FAT PEOPLE ASK HER IF THEY COULD USE HER THONG AS A JUMPROPE!! THATS SAD!!
p00hmbaa's Momma Joke:
yO MAMA SO SCARY SHE SCARED THE BLACKNESS OUT OF MICHAEL JACKSON!!
bowhunter's Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat she fell backwards in crap and that it was a milshake
rayray bizzle's Momma Joke:
yo mama so stupid she tryed to put m&ms in alphabetical order
rayray bizzle's Momma Joke:
yo mama so poor, she was in the k-mart and bought sum hefty bags for luggage
rayray bizzle's Momma Joke:
Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway
rayray bizzle's Momma Joke:
Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
rayray bizzle's Momma Joke:
Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
rayray bizzle's Momma Joke:
Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo Mama wiz's Momma Joke:
yo mama so ugly even ice krispies won’t talk to her!
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
Your Mama so fat she has to take a bath in the pacific ocean.
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
Your mumma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
CASE & SCOTTY
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
bec sucks balls like yo mumma
kimberly snow's Momma Joke:
yo mama is so fat when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickie!!!
[P]ara[M]ore;;'s Momma Joke:
Your So Ugly That When You Were Born, Your Mommy
Held You Up To a Peice Of SHIT, And SAID “Ohh,TWINS.”
mike's Momma Joke:
yo mama so stupied she commited suicide of the world
Pimp drew's Momma Joke:
yo mamma is so fat she saw a bus full of white kids and said stop that twinki.
Pimp drew's Momma Joke:
yo mamma so fat i said what we eaten and she pulled up his shirt and said rolls
Claire's Momma Joke:
yo mama so nasty i asked her whats for dinner she spread her legs apart and said tuna surprise
Claire's Momma Joke:
yo mama so poor she strips at chuckie cheeses for tokens
tebo's Momma Joke:
yo mama’s teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles.
jackson 33's Momma Joke:
Your DADDY is so STUPID & FAT he put a condom on his moob instead of his dick.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
jordan + brianna =forever's Momma Joke:
i own this joke your girlfriend is so fat that when u where in bed with her
she fell off and u were not laughing but the floor was cracking up dk to bg
jeraez g's Momma Joke:
yo mama so fat she fell over wal-mart stumbled over k-mart and landed on target
gabby's Momma Joke:
yo mamma is so old she left her purs on noha’s ark
gabby's Momma Joke:
yo mamma is so fat her nick name is damm
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
h
Nikki's Momma Joke:
yo momma so stupid that she sat on the couch 2 watch the tv!
lol
CRABS ON BALLS's Momma Joke:
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
CRABS ON BALLS's Momma Joke:
YO MAMAA SOOO STUPID SHE WENT ON MYSPACE AND RENTED DA WHOLE THING…LOL
CRABS ON BALLS's Momma Joke:
YO MAMMA SOO SLOW SHE SLIP AND SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A WATERSLIDE AT SIX FLAGS…LOL
krystelle's Momma Joke:
yo mamma is so dark when she went to night school she was marked absent
ericka's Momma Joke:
yo mama so stupid i brang her to the hunted house she came out with a job application!
katheryn 777's Momma Joke:
yo mama is so nasty they ask her watz for dinner she speard out her legs and said crabs
yo mummas so stupid, she was late for work and said the clock was set for 8 0clock but there was nine of her family in her house!
Jovisheashia said's Momma Joke:
yo daddy so poor his son ask for a happy meal he say no that’s too much it’s a dollar
crazy said's Momma Joke:
yo momma so ugly she has to sneak up on the mirror
yo daddy is so fat's Momma Joke:
yo daddy is so fat that when he went to the bathroom the hosiptal came cause of gas leakage.
yo daddy is so fat's Momma Joke:
yo daddy is so fat when he went to a baseball game the players couldn’t hit a home run over him.
yo mamma so poor's Momma Joke:
yo mamma so poor when someone rings the doorbell she has to say ding dong
DQB's Momma Joke:
yo daddy so huge he takes his baths, in the Atlantic Ocean
DQB's Momma Joke:
yo momma’s house is so small when she stuck the key in the hole she stabbed 3 people.
jasmine's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so stupid she sat on the tv and watch the couch
your momma's Momma Joke:
your momma so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and when I stopped to ask her what she was doing she said moving
your momma's Momma Joke:
your mommas so fat that when she gets in an elevator it HAS to go down
yo momma so ugly's Momma Joke:
your momma is so ugly when it was feeding time you fead her with a slingshot.
Sammy Beltran Jr.'s Momma Joke:
You mother is so ugly she gave freddy cruger nightmares.
Sammy Beltran Jr.'s Momma Joke:
yo mamma is so old she cums powder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
YO MAMA SO FAT GOD SAID TO LET THERE BE LIGHT AND HE TOLD HERE TO MOVE OVER!!!!!!!!
YO DADDY SO FAT HE DON
RUBEN REYES!!'s Momma Joke:
YO MAMA SO FAT GOD SAID TO LET THERE BE LIGHT AND HE TOLD HERE TO MOVE OVER!!!!!!!!
YO DADDY SO FAT HE DON’T EAT ANIMAl crackers, HE EATS ANIMALS WITH CRACKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT SHE SAW A SCHOOL BUS FULL OF WHITE KIDS AND YELLED ” SOMBODY STOP THAT TWINKIE”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bootilousious's Momma Joke:
Yo momma so fat when peeps take pics she doesnt take posters she takes billboards!!!!!!
boobilousious's Momma Joke:
ur mommas so stupid she tried to dround a fish….
jackobean ruff's Momma Joke:
Your mommas a man
her real name is Dave
Chris Moss's Momma Joke:
your mom’s so fat
she eats lard
V gina's Momma Joke:
Brogan’s so stupid
she thinks the nows start at 40
coltondaawesomest's Momma Joke:
yo mamma so stupid she sold her car for gas
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo daddy so fat he rolls over one time and the world is crushed!!
5th ward TX's Momma Joke:
yo momma so stupid, she drove pass a car dealership and said “Damn, that club is packed!” lol
dick's Momma Joke:
yo mama so broke her purse is a cast.
alayna said's Momma Joke:
you daddy so stupid he craped his pants when he saw a boy
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo momma so sexy she suck my dick.
–RMJbitchess
king dingaling's Momma Joke:
yo daddy so gay he gave me my nickname ^^^^ (king dingaling)
8====D ~~~
young RMJ baby
Yo mama is so fat wen she went up in the air dey mistaked her by a hot air balloon!'s Momma Joke:
Maricela
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
YO MOMMA SO SLOW SHE CANT EVEN COOK RICE
CHEMAMA95's Momma Joke:
YO MOMMA SO SLOW SHE GOT A TATOO AND THOUGHT IT WAS A MARKER PRITED ON HER SKIN
mike's Momma Joke:
yo so deformed yo butt crack is horizontal.
yo momma so ugly's Momma Joke:
yo momma so ugly she joined a ugly contest they said sorry no profesionals
yo mumma so fat's Momma Joke:
yo mummas so fat shes got more chins then the hong kong phone book
Daewon's Momma Joke:
yo mamas so stupid she tried to commit cuicide by jumping off a curb
asslicker's Momma Joke:
yah so stupid yah cant think of a joke
smartone's Momma Joke:
yo momma twice the man U R
smartone's Momma Joke:
yo mamma so nasty she brings crabs to the beach
baby momma's Momma Joke:
yo momma so old her birth certificate iz in ROMAN NUMERALS
baby momma's Momma Joke:
yo momma teeth so yellow she spits butter
baby girl's Momma Joke:
yo momma so nasty she pours salt water down here pants to keep her crabs fresh
baby girl's Momma Joke:
yo mamma so stupid that she was lost in the middle of the ocean and a boat came and said do need help ,yo mamma said no God will save me another boat came and said do you need help , yo mamma said no God will save me. An hour later she died and she went up to God and said why didn’t save me like you said and God said ” You dumb ass I sent boats
sexy ladies's Momma Joke:
free blow jobs any one?!!!lol
yo mama's Momma Joke:
yo mama iz so fat when she walk in the front door she end up in the back door
yo mama said's Momma Joke:
yo mama retarted the retarted man had to put the seat belt for her
yo mama's Momma Joke:
yo mama so dark when she went to night school they marked her absent lol!
yo mama said's Momma Joke:
yo mama so dark she spits cholate milk
yo mama said's Momma Joke:
yo mama so dark when the policeman tried to erest her they coudent find her
jack's Momma Joke:
yo mama is like a ps2 every one has had her
aixairizarry's Momma Joke:
yo daddy is so ugly he was micheal jackson son
By Abbie Toni and shannon's Momma Joke:
Your Mother is Dull she Farted and mayo came out !!
By Abbie Toni and shannon's Momma Joke:
your mother is so dull she bounced on a trapoline and turned into a cloud
Justin's Momma Joke:
yo mama is so ugly she makes harry potter look good
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo momma so stupid she tried alphabeticaltize m&m’s
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
your momma’s nose is so big that she made pinnochio look like a cat
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
what did u get your 7 dads for father day?
Diamond jennings's Momma Joke:
Yo mama so poor she invited me over for dinner and i picked up a plastic plate and she said ” no dont use the chinna dishes ”
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mom so fat they can replace martin lawrance in big mama’s house and put your mom in part3.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama is so ugly she went to the plastic surgeon and they said were gonna have to take your face away so you won’t scare little children.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mom is so stupid she was watching family guy and she said were can i find a talking baby and a talking dog.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama is so old and weak when she want’s to use the bathroom she can’t push the s$%# out of her a#$ hole.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama is so big when she went to chinatown everybody was yelling holy s$#% it’s godzilla.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama is so poor she can’t even afford a decent education.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama’s laugh is so annoying doctor’s had to cut her tonsole’s out so noone’s ear’s will bleed.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama is so white when she look’s in the mirror she see’s a ghost.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama’s ear’s are so big she make dumbo jealous of her.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mom is so horny she will f@%$ anything that walk’s.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mom is so greedy their was a big turkey on the table for people to eat but she ate the whole thing and left over the bone’s.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama’s head is so bold from cancer when the sun shine’s on her head everbody goe’s blind
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama’s belly is so big when the kid’s trampoline busted they used her belly to jump up and down.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mom is so skinny her dog mistaken’s her for a bone.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mom is so dark nobody can see her exept god.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mom is so fat when alien’s tried to abdopt her she could’nt fit in the spaceship.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama’s tit’s are so big she can breast feed 20 baby’s at a time.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama’s noise is so big when she sneeze’s her brain come’s out then she like what the f#$@.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama suck’s so bad at raping she make’s soulja boy sound better.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mom is so retarted she don’t even no how to pay her bill’s.then the company’s are like then how the hell did you get a house then.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama’s under arm’s stink’s so bad when she lift her arm’s up everybody became extinct.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mom’s breath smell’s so bad she make’s s#$@ smell good.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama’s butt is so small when she was having sex with her husband his d#$@ came all the way out her mouth.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama is so slow a turtle can run faster then her.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama’s feet is so big she has to get her shoe’s custom made.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama is so boaring people said can i end my life right know.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama is so big when she jumped up to see heaven she came back down and went straight to hell.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama is so fat she sat on a ps3 and turned it to a psp.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama’s so fat when she run’s people think dome’s day is happening.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama’s teeth are so yellow when she smile’s at the sun the sun say’s can you take my job.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama is so ugly she asked the creator’s of the hill’s have eye’s can she be in the next movie but they said this is a movie not real life.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama is so burned freedy krugor want’s to marry her.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama is so ugly when she look’s in the mirror she try’s to kill herself.
Santa's Momma Joke:
Yo mama is so stupid she got a 300 on her SATS.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama is so stupid when she goe’s to the bathroom she forget how to sit down.
crash's Momma Joke:
yo mammas so ugly she went outsid everything droped dead
crash's Momma Joke:
yo mamma so stuped she died in chile
crash's Momma Joke:
yo mamma so stuped she froze in chile
william's Momma Joke:
yo mammas skin is so ruph it could start a fire
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama is so big and purple people mistaken her for barney.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama is so hairy when the moon come’s she turn’s into a ware wolf.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama’s butt is so big when she sit’s on a chair she can’t get up.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama is so ugly when she died god did’nt want to take her.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama’s belly is so big when she walk’s sideway’s people think it’s a parade.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama is so ugly when she was on the computer it automatically shutdown.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama is so greedy when she saw a buffet the buffet went out of buisness.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama is so stupid she forget’s were her house is.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama’s mouth is so big when she yawn’s she suck’s the whole funiture in her mouth.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama is so scary looking she make’s horror movie’s go out of buisness.
ralynn's Momma Joke:
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo mama so sexy i wolud merry her
your mum's Momma Joke:
your momma is so ugly the ambominator in the incredible hulkb rejected her
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
YO MAMA SO FAT SHE JUMPED ON K-MART TOSSED TO WAL-MART AND LANDED ON TARGET
flliggernite's Momma Joke:
YO mamma is so nasty she can only be yo mama
Kiyanna :]'s Momma Joke:
Yo mamma so bald that when people braid her hair it looks like stiches !
Kiyanna :]'s Momma Joke:
Yo mama so hairy she grows afros on her nipples.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama’s eye’s are so big and glowy when she open’s them people think’s the moon has been polished.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama is so fat when she saw a dog she got mustard ketchup and a bun and chased after it.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama’s neck is so fat dunkin donut’s hired her so she can squeez jelly into the donut’s.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama is so short when she saw mini me they got engaged.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama is so stupid she don’t even know her adding and subtracting.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama’s head is so wide when her family’s table broke they used her head to eat on.
Bob's Momma Joke:
yo mama soooooooo ugly shes UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob's Momma Joke:
Your momma is so poor she eats ice-cream off the ground.
daddy's Momma Joke:
yo mamas sooooooooo mama shes mamalicous!!!!!!!!
Danny's Momma Joke:
yo mama is so dumb she calls herself smart
nicole x's Momma Joke:
yo mommas so fat she fell in love and broke it x
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama is so ugly god got fired for bringing her on earth.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama is so poor they won’t even let her in the homeless shelter.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama is so big when she took one step she split the world in two’s.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama tit’s are so big when somebody pushed her off the airplain she used her breat’s as a parashoot.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama is so confused she forgot she was bisexual.
Justin's Momma Joke:
your mama is so weird she has piercing’s all over her body then when people look at her they think it’s a jewlery store walking.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama is so nasty when she took a s#$@ she looked in the toilet and said hmm i wonder how this taste like then she ate it.
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
ur stupid and ur dad said ur stupid
judy's Momma Joke:
judy u so fat when u sat down they said EARTHQACK
Justin's Momma Joke:
You people are so whack with yall corney joke’s that yall are just imbarassing yourself’s.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama is so stupid that she bleached her skin to see what it would look like. Then she came back looking like she has skin disease.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama’s is so big when she was swiming in the pool everbody was yelling sea monster.
crystal's Momma Joke:
keith thompson momma is so fat she can sit on a toilet
and shit can fart out shit
Caitlyn & michelle's Momma Joke:
yo daddy is so old and blind that he walked past a fish market and said mmmmm……. good morning ladies
Caitlyn's Momma Joke:
yo boyfriends dick is so small he paid 10000 dollars for enlargments
michelle's Momma Joke:
yo mama so old she thoght birth certifcit was an award.
ya mumma so fat's Momma Joke:
ya mumma so fat she was swimming with the whales and they sung we r family
Your mama so fat when she got stuck in the oven she got turned into meatloaf.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Yo mama is so nasty she did a porn video with paris hilton.
Angel's Momma Joke:
YO MAMA IS FAT THAT WHEN SHE WENT OUT EVERYONE YELLED SCHOOL BUS
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama’s nose is so big when she pick’s it she find’s treasure.
Justin's Momma Joke:
your mama is so addicted to drug’s that when she talk’s she has to use that speaker in her hole in her throat. Then when she use’s it people think alien’s are invadeing the earth.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama’s vagina is so hairy when a man give’s her head he get’s lost.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama is so stupid she don’t now her left from right.
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
your mom is so hairy she has afros groing on her nipples
justin barbier's Momma Joke:
yo mom is so fat she put on a yellow rain the kids yelled here comes the bus
justin barbier's Momma Joke:
yo mom is like a door knob everyone gets a turn
justin's Momma Joke:
tavon woods sucked kevin keeley dick
Justin's Momma Joke:
You people joke’s are so corney it’s not even funny.
Ethan's Momma Joke:
Yo Momma So Ugly When She Went To The Ugly Competision The Judges
Said “Sorry No Proffesionals”
Ethan's Momma Joke:
Yo Momma So Stupid, SHES SO STUPID
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so fat that when she falls down the earthquake
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama is so fat when she sat on the rainbow she made skittle’s.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama is so wrinkled when someone said pass the potato skin’s she felt insulted.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama is so dry, fat, and purple people thought she was a talking raisen.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Tha was not right man.
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Justin's Momma Joke:
WTF?
abby johnson's Momma Joke:
yo mamma so short she commited suicide by jumping off a crub.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama is so tall when people see her stand still they call her a brancless tree.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama is so skinny and weak when a feather touched her she got sent to the hospital.
yese's Momma Joke:
hey yall well i know the fatest people on earth wich r brenda n joanna bomba and tanque la gordifulonas como bein muncho estas puercas but fu@%en bola de sebos pelen i lub u guys hahhahahah!
Yo mamma iz so stupid dat she gave birth to you!'s Momma Joke:
Amie kristiee
fggfuyyvuhaebtgygfhsdklfdhg's Momma Joke:
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lamo
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama is so fat she can fit two apartment’s in her belly.
ashley curz's Momma Joke:
Yo momma so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job
louie's Momma Joke:
Yo mama so fat they had to baptise her at Sea World!
thato's Momma Joke:
yo daddy so stupit he sits on a t.v and watches tha coach
danny truong's Momma Joke:
im so fat that wen i bend over, my mum said it was a full moon.
danny truong's Momma Joke:
im soo fat i look like a baboon
danny truong's Momma Joke:
your mum is so skinny, when she turned around she disappeared.
tien truong's Momma Joke:
im so stupid, i stole a free sample
tien truong's Momma Joke:
what do you call a bundle of abo’s in a jail cell?
A BLACK OUT HAHAHAHA
tien truong's Momma Joke:
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BUNCH OF ABO’S IN A SWIMMING POOL?
COCO POPS
tien truong's Momma Joke:
WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ABO CUT IN HALF?
CHERRY RIPE
JOEL ALUAGUE's Momma Joke:
WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ABO CUT IN HALF?
CHERRY RIPE
SHANKAR's Momma Joke:
HI IM A JOKE
SHANKAR's Momma Joke:
this song is dedicated to michael vo
how cum ur always such a fussy young man
dnt want no captain crush dnt want no raisin brands
well dnt you no that other kids are starving in japan so eat it
dnt wanna argue i dnt wanna debate
dnt wanna hear aboiut want kind of food yiou hate
Justin's Momma Joke:
What do you call a hershey in your mouth……..? My shit.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama’s head is so bold people can see their self in it.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama hand’s are so big when she clap’s a big storm appear’s..
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
Ur moma lyk a formula 1 racer she burnz 4 ruberz a nyt….. Young k (Cg)aka kao
Justin's Momma Joke:
What?
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama is so poor she can’t even walk the street’s. She has to eat and sleep under the subway station.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama is so drunk when she thought she was driveing the car was’nt moving at all.
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama is so stupid she thought she did’nt have to pay her rent.
billy's Momma Joke:
yo daddy so tall he hit a backflip and kicked jesus in the chin
the queen of apk's Momma Joke:
yo mama is so poor she eat ceral wit a fork just 2 save money
Justin's Momma Joke:
our mama is so ugly every person she stare’s at just die.
Yo momma so obiest dat she walked up to a lite pole and said y u so annarecsic's Momma Joke:
Aleais
Justin's Momma Joke:
Your mama is so weird her hand’s is bigger then her head.
Yo momma sooooo fat........ Wen she stands n front of da son ppl say look an eclispe's Momma Joke:
Joseph
Yo momma sooooo fat............Wen she stands n front of da sun ppl say look an eclispe's Momma Joke:
Yo momma fat
yasmine's Momma Joke:
your momma so stuiped i told her look a drive bye shooting get down and she started dancing
Big Man's Momma Joke:
Yo Momma so ugly Ripleys didn’t believe it!
JONATHAN's Momma Joke:
YO MAMMS SO STUPID THAT SHE LOOKED IN THE MIRROR AND SHE SAID I HAVE ONE BLACK TEETH
Yo daddy so nasty, he slept with britny spears’s slutty self
yo daddy so stupid,i told him that christmas was around yhe corner so he went looking for it
YO DADDY SO WEIRD HE GOT ONE SHORT LEG AND ONE LONG LEG SO THEY CALL IT LEAN WIT WOCK WIT IT
ur momma so stupid she went to disney land and she read a sign it said disney land left and she went back home
ur daddy so stupid she went to disney land and she read a sign it said disney land left and she went back home
yo momma so big and hairy she climbed up on the Empire State Building and people tought King Kong came back
Your mom is such like as vacume sh sucks,blows,and lets laid in the closet
yo daddy is SOOOOOOOO lazy……….. he married a pregneant woman
yo daddy so ugly, he has to suck cock at the texico staion for chump change
yo daddy so stupid he seen another man in his house n said”howdydoe
yo son so ugly he got rejected by micheal jackson in the bed every night all night
yo mommas so poor i went to ride her skateboard and she said “get off the family car!”
yo mommas so poor, i saw her outside moving and i asked “what are you doing?”
she said “moving!”
yo mommas so dumb, she locked herself in the bathroom and peed herself
yo mommas so ugly, she came out of a haunted house with a job application!
yo mommas so black, she brest feeds chocolate milk
yo mommas so nasty, they kicked her out of red lobster for having her own crabs
yo mommas so poor, i went to ride her scooter and she said get off the family motorcycle
yo mommas so old she sat next to jesus in 3rd grade
yo mommas so poor, i saw her outside with a pig. i asked where did you get that?
the pig said i got her at the carnival!
yo mommas so stupid she got hit by a cup and told the police she was mugged
yo mommas so fat, she put her butt in front of my tv and i missed a whole season of pimp my ride
yo daddy so black, he drank water and pissed out coffe
yo momma so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl
yo momma so poor I saw her diging in the trash can I said “what you doing”? SHE said “chrismas shoping”
yo daddy so tall he did bak flips and kicked jesus in the chin
ur daddy so stupid i told him i bought a riaser phone and he said be careful dont cut your self
Yo momma so dumb, she posted a momma joke in the YO DADDY section
Yo daddy jerks off so much they cal him Yankenstien
yo momma so stupid yo daddy said it’s chili out-side and yo momma brung a spoon out-side.
yo momma so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE MADE AN ONION CRY!
YO MAMA TEETH ARE SO ROTTEN THEY LOOK LIKE DICE!!
yo momma so fat she laid on the beach and green peace tryed to roll her back in the ocean
yo momma is so fat she step up a scale and the scale said to be continued
yo momma is so stupid she could not spell buger king
yo momma is so fat her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud
your mommas pussy so big she buys dildos at the big and tall store !!!!!!!
Yo man yo Daddy so StupiD that when he looked in da mirror he said to his slutt wife look hunny some ones id the house!
Hey yall let’s just get off mom’s ok? cause i just got off your’s.
YO MOM WAS HAVIN A BABY ND UR DAD WAS IN THE DELIVERY ROOM WITH HER ND THE DOCTOR SED LOOK ITS A TREASURE ND UR MOM SED QUICK LETS GO BARRY IT!!….LOL
yo yo yo ur mama so stupid she tripd ova a cordless fone lol
yo ur mama so dumb she gt ran ova by a parkd car
yo ur mama so ugly dat yo daddy takes her to work wif him so he dont have to kiss her gudbye
yo daddys like cement it takes him 2 days to get hard
yo mammas so poor dat wen she went to mac D’s she had to put a milkshake on layby
hav u heard of the story of da old lady dat lives in a shoe well yo mama so poor she lives in a flip flop
yo mamma so ugly well……….. jst luk at u
yo mamas so fat dat wen she went to jenny craigs she said we askd for ur weight not ur phone number
yo mamas so fat i tired to wlk around her n i got lost
yo mamas so fat dat wen she sat on the chair the chair startd to sing” im goin dwn”
yo mamas so fat dat wen she fell ova she made the grand canyon
your momma is so stupid when the computer said to press any key…she couldnt find it.
your so nasty that you’ve been wearing the same pad from your last 3 periods.
your jokes are so taken off the internet…so you should have a pop-up add behind you.
yo momma so poor when i saw her kicking a can i asked her what was she doing she sayed iam just moveing to another home
yo momma so stuiped when the door bell ring’s she run’s to the micorwave
so momma so stuiped i told her xmas is comeing around the coner she went out side to see
yo daddy so tall he did bak flips and kicked jesus in the chin
im soooooooooo ugly i cant show myself coz i look like a big monkey i even wax my monobrow i look sexy naw .call me,
yo check diz out homiez…………… i got a yo momma rap song n it goes like diz: TRYIN TO CATCH ME “RIDIN“ DIRTY, TRYIN TO CATCH ME “RIDIN“ DIRTY… MA “MUSIC“ IS SOO LOUD, IM “SWANGIN“ THEY HOPIN DAT DEY DONT CATCH ME “RIDIN“ DIRTY…
that is a wax rap you wrote
YO MOM SOO STUPID SHE STOLE FREE BREAD
yo momma sooooooooooooo fat she went out-side in high heels she strikes oil.
yo moma is so ugly dat wen she tried 2 rob de bank dey turned off de cctv cameras
Yo moma so poor wen i stept thru de front door i triped ova de bak fence
Yo moma so stupid !!!!! SHE SOLED HER CAR 4 PEKCHROL CASH !!!!!
yo momma is so fat she sucks dicks
yo mamma so fat she can squeeze inside a dildo
yo mamma so fat her nickname is damn
your mums so fat she makes free willy look like a tic tac
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
yo daddy so ugly a dog suck his dick
yo mama sooooo big she she fart out shit .
yo daddy ate my ass in my daddy dick together.so them call him bigger hoe
Every bodys mama hear is so stupid that thear kids did more stupider things like putting a yo mama joke in the yo daddy section
yo momma so stupid she stared at the orange juice carton for an hour because if said concentrate
yo momma so fat the doctor counted her freckles and said… “DANG”!! yOU GOT THE POPULATION OF CALIFORNIA
Yo momma is so fat she got 1997 tatooed across her forehead and the police pulled her over for exoired tags!!
i think that Alex is right and they are stupid even the one that said ” your daddy …….. and then SHE ….. if your dad is a SHE let me know so i can call riplies
Stupider is not a word…………FYI
Yo mama so ugly she went to the beach and lied in the sand and a cat started to barrie her
yo mama so fat and stupid that when she went to court the judge said” Order in the court” and she said
“I’ll take a double big mac, a large frie, and a diet coke, i am trying to watch my weight
your mama is so slutty che can suck the crome of a trailor ball hitch
yo mama is so stupid when the song lean back cam on she stood up
yo mama is so fat she has more rolls thena bakery
Yo momma so dumb she don’t know this is the yo pappa category
yo mama is just like a hardware store 10cents a screw
yo mama is just like a bubble gum machine 25cents a blow!!!!
your dadda so stupid he sold his car for gas money
your dadda so gay he sucks dicks for money
ok…check this 1 out…
yo momma so fat, that when she went to the airport with a shirt that had AA on it people said look its American Airlines biggest jet!!!
ok yo check this…
yo momma so fat that when she went to the airport with a shirt that AA on it, people said ” look its American Airlines biggest jet”!!!
Yo Daddy’s so ugly, when your momma gave birth to you, she looked at the doctor and said, “I should’ve just gave’m head”
yo daddy so ghetto he put aluminum foil on his teeth and said they were platnium.
Yo mama so fat when someone wanted 2 give her a handshake she had 2 give directions
yo daddy is sooo bold dat e looks like a corn dog with eyebrows
yooooooooooooo.. ur momz sooo stoopid.. she didnt even noe dat she waz a mom………………..
Yo Momma so fat she jumped into the ocean and the whales started singing “we are family, even thought you’re fatter than me.”
Heyahh Nicole Jess && Lozzy Eyahh!_x
Yo Mamma So Fat Shes Bigga Den My Family!_x
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yo daddy is sooooo ugly his dick has balls and his balls have balls
yo momma is so slfuigybidfusabgpier she is fdksuhbga;isdrubpavub hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
yo momma is so stupid she went to the grocery store and they locked her in and shestarved that night
ASSHOLES
your mamma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon lol hehee _x _x jess ryan adam*****_x_*
yo mamma is so fat she uses her pillow case a her sock lmao Adam I
Your mothers so ugly she aint got no allaby
U-G-L-I… She aint got no allaby
shes ugly… hey hey shes ugly
-
-
-JUST LIKE YO FACE!!!
yo mommas so fat… she gets in the tub and THEN fills it up
Your Mother is so fat she sat on a penny and a booger popped out of her nose!!!
YO MAMMAS SO DUMB BECAUSE SHE HAD A SCREW UP LIKE YOU
YOUR MOM IS SO HAIRY THAT WHEN YOU WERE BORN YOU ALMOST DIED OF A RUG BURN
yo daddy so fat he steped on the scale and it said get yo fat ass off of me
Justin’s fat he walked down his driveway then read a sign”under construction do not enter”.
yu momma so fat, she falls outta bed on both sides
yo momma so ugly, neighbours broke in 3 times to close the curtains
You all have great joke they make me laugh so much.
Yo mama joke and Yo daddy joke are off the chan
Yo mama is so hairy she as afrols on her nibles
yo momma is so poor I saw her kicking a can and I ask What she was doing and she said moving
yo daddy is so gay he maried tupac
yo momma is so fat she fater then a cat
yo momma so fat wen she jumped in the ocean the whales started singen we r family even tho your 10 x FATER THEN US
yo daddy so poor he thought an elavater was a mobil home
yo mama so ugly she look lick a tupac acinfiger
yo momma is so stupid i saw her yelling at an envelope and i asked her “manm what are you doing” she answered me “i’m trying to send a voice mail. Why?
Yo Mama so poor, i came in her house and at the same time i walked out of her house
Yo Mama so fat that when she sat on the rainbow, she made skittles
Yo Mama so fat, when a yellow bus drove by she said “ooh look a twinkie”
Yo Mamas teeth are so yellow that when she smiles, traffic slows down
your mama’s so stupid that when you ask her for butter she shows you her yellow teeth
your daddy’s so stupid he got locked inside a grosery store and starved
your son is so stupid and you tell him you are like your parents.. LOL
your mama’s so dumd that when some one ask for fat free she said then you can’t have me
ok now reall why does everything have to be your mama and your daddy why cant anyone come up with some for aunt uncles cousins and grandparents?
yo grandma so short when she sets on the couch she go weeeeeeeeee
i luve ggggg-unit
yo momma so nasty she has to pour water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh ……
yo momma so old she got her cherry tree choped down by george washington.
my mama is so fat she lost a game of hide&seek only because my friend spotted her behind mount everst…….
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YOUR POPS IS SO UGLY HE LOOKS LIKE TOM (FROM MYSPACE)
YOUR DAUGHTER IS SO SLUTTY SHE WENT FROM MYSPACE TO MYPLACE
YOUR MOM IS SO NASTY THAT WHEN SHE WALK INTO RED LOBSTER WITH HER OWN CRABS
YOUR DAD IS SO DUMB THAT HE THOUGH SINCE THERE WAS A RED LOBSTER THERE MOST BE A PURPLE CRAB
MICHEAL IS SO DUMB THAT HE CALLED MR TURNER HIS FATHER
YOUR MOM
I AM SO NASTY (I LIKE THE SEXY TIME WIT MY MOTHER IN LAW)
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YOUR MOM IS SO NASTY THAT WHEN SHE TAKES A SHIT MICHEAL POPS OUT AND SAYS PRISE THE LORD
your daddy so ugly he makes blind kids cry
your daddy is so ugly he looks like caria
your daddy is so dumb he thnks shanfee is his
ur daddy is so ugly he looks like mr malloux
when michael was born his mother said oh what a treasure and his dad said good lets bury it
mr malloux is really a bitch
yo momma is so gay she sleeps wit mr. malloux
michael is
im in my room doing nothing but beating my meat
ass buster is dumb it should be ass sucker
Yo mamma iz so fat she sat next to every one in da plane
His teeth is brighter then he is
my sister candace said I had to go weee and I said not the lake we drink from (toilot) haha
my brothers teeth is brighter then I am
rashidia is fat when he sat on the toliet it said abc 123 get your fat but off of me from renaud to rashidia
your fat
yo all dont make sense these are from tevelevisonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn freaks
these arent even funny make bettter ones
Yo mama so wanna be she went insane and married micheal jackson
Hi im here to sue this website for taking people’s credit from other site area’s there are one of the jokes found stealling and im going to sue this website report to court in 2seconds bitches see ya there
Im gonna arrest you guys you guys stolen one of my jokes from youtube
Stop stealing my jokes you idiotic hoes
these are for u
your daddy so stupid when him and your mum have sex he has to ask your mum where to put it in
your so stupid you have to ask your mum how she made you
I love this web site
yo momma is so ugly then a bear
fds
yo daddy is like a vacum cleaner he get’s sucked everynight.
yo daddy is like a door knob everyboby gets a turn
yo mama is fat right. yo daddy is so fat he make your momma look skinny.
YO DADDY SO STUPID HE USED HIS RAZOR PHONE 2 SHAVE HIS LEGS
YO DADDY SO FAT HE FALLS OUTTA BED BOTH SIDES
YO DADDY SO UGLY HE GOT DISSED BY MICHAEL JACKSON
YO DADDY SO STUPID HE TOOK A RULER TO BED TO SEE HOW LONG HE WOULD SLEEP
YO DADDY SO STUPID HE SITS ON THE T.V AND WATCHES THE COUCH!!
YO DADDY SO FAT WHEN HE WENT TO KFC THEY ASKED HIM WHAT BUCKET DOES HE WANT AND HE SAID THE ONE ON THE ROOF
YO DADDY SO DESPERATE HE WENT OUT WITH HIS SISTER
YO DADDYS ASS IS SO BIG, THEY THOUGHT HE WAS J-LO
YO DADDY SO STUPID HE 4GOT HE WAS A DAD
YO DADDY SO UGLY WHEN HE STARED AT HIS GRAMMA HER GLASSES BROKE
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yo dad is do stupid he thought bill nye was dead
YO Daddys so fat he looks like our janitor Mr. Kieth
Yo, Daddies so ugly he looked like Leesvilles janiter Mr.Keith
Little Brent is a fag
f@!k
alan
Novel is i no goodspeaky english i can sing ab1323eer see i win you pay me 10mill dallor’s CONGRALATIONS YOU HAVE JUST WON 11MILL DALLORS VEIW THE NEXT PAGE JERK
NO YOU DID NOT WIN 10MILL YOU OWE ME 10MILL DAIL DIS NUMBER 911 AND U WIN ME 10MILLON DUCKS!!
OR TURKEY’S OR CHICKENS OR FAGGIT
IM A BARBIE GIRL FROM A STINKY BARBIE WORLD!!IM GONNA SUE YOU AND IM GONNA SLAP YOU LALALA SWING!!!
your daddy is so gay he wipes his ass with you!!!
yo mommas so fat shes on both sides the family tree
yo momma so fat she got baptized in da c!
yo momma so ugly kids go as her for halloween!
yo momma so stupid she thought a quarter back was a refund
yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies
yo mama so ugly wen she went to the zoo they wouldnt let her out
yo mama so nasty she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh!
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yo momma so nasty she went to red lobster and they kicked her out for bringing her own crabs
YO DADDY SO STUPED HE MARRIED MICHAEL JACKSON AND SUCKED HIS DICK 4 5CENT A SECOND
ya daddys so dumb when he walked into iceland he sed y is it so cold
ya daddys so dumb he took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept for
yo daddys so fat when he gt hit by a aeroplane he turned around and sed hu through that rock
yo daddys so dum he thought he could get arrseted fr thinking rude thoughts
yo daddys so fat i can run a 1 lap marrathon around him
yo mommas so poor i saw her outside kicking a can i asked her what is she doing she sed moving
yo mommas so dumb she thoght a quarterback was a refund
yo mommas so small she has to shout through a megaphone dnt spit i cant swim
hey yo mama and yo daddy is so fat he jumped up in the air and stuck his fat ass in the tree and every body asked is dat yo mama falling 4rm the sky
hey check dis 1 out homes yo mama is so fat she uses large x large and xxxxxxxlarge and oh my god is coming toward us fat ass
ur moms like Geico…so easy a cave man could do her
Yo daddy so bald that when he puts on a tuttrle neck he looks like a brocken codmon
Yo momma so stupid she thought the milky wave was made by a cow
Yo momma is so fat she did the splits and gave the street a hickey
Some of you people have the worst grammar and spelling ever. Most of these jokes aren’t even funny at all. And some of you need to learn how to speak proper english before you come on these sites and start posting stuff.
If you want to hear a good joke, listen to comedy central. Leave it to the professionals you stupid twits.
Yo daddy’s so fat alaska said “I thought we were the biggest state.”
Yo dad’s so stupid he looked in the mirror and said someones in the house.
Yo dad’s so poor i saw him walking down the street kicking a cardboard box i asked what are you doing he said moving.
My friends daddy is so dumb my friend was kicking a cardboard box down the street he said were getting evicted.
Yo daddy’s so dumb he went to the bulls game and said which one am i riding.
- submitted by mike jackson
Yo daddy so stupid he stared at an orange juice bottle for 20 minutes because it said “concentrate.”
- Submitted by rlhthree
yo daddy’s hair so nappy Moses couldn’t part it.
yo daddy so old jesus signed his yearbook.
- submitted by angie
your daddys so fat his parents had to take him to the pacfic oncean to get him babticed.
- submitted by Twofoxykittens
YOUR DADDY SO OLD HE CAN STICK IT FROM DA FRONT, HE HAS TO GET IT FROM DA
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Yo’ mama so poor, she hangs the toilet paper out to dry!
Yo momma so fat, dumb and clumbsy, she triped over Wal-mart, flew over K-mart, and landed on Target.
yo daddy is so nasty he was tellin all the guys SUCKY SUCKY 5 DOLLAS!!!
yo momma so old when moses spite the red seeds she was on the otherside fishing
yo momma so dumb i saw her walking down my step i said you live here she said yeah but im looking for a house apartment
your mother so poor when she saw jesue in michael jackson house she said you took my boyfriend
your father so fat when he was in the alleyway smoking he said yewwww this weed is nasty it make me skinny
yo momma like a computer when people play on it she paused and got ration
yo momma so bald each time when she saw mr.clean. mr clean said hey you stole my haircut
alejandra stole the jokes from the internet she thought the internet was free for conlision
monkeygirl mom so old she the beetles when there new kids on the block
your mother so stupid when she went to the pizza store she said let me get some free pies and a bakery cake for my dog
uir momma so ugly even tha drangobn king said already got one
ur daddy so poor he stole free food stamp
y when somebody says hoedown u say y yall talkin bout mii sister
ur momma so fat they had to use a bomerang for a belt
ur daddy so poor he dig out tha du ster 4 grocerie shoppin
ur momma so stupid y wen she wus at a club nelly wus rappin he said tha roof is on fire she start runnin and said somebody call tha fire department
all yall jokes are sooo boring i fell asleep holy
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YO DADDY IS LIKE A HORSE YOU CAN GET ON AND RIDE IT…………………………LOL
your mama so old when she was eating popcorns in the threater she thought king david sat behind her
bullet yo momma so dumb the news said it was chili outside she ran to get a bowl.
yo momma so poor she found a penny on the ground and said i won the lottery.
yo momma so fat she got a makeover on pimp my ride.
yo momma so skinny she can hoola-hoop thru a cheerio.
yo momma so ugly she went trick or treaten with no costume,she went to the first house and said i like your costume.yo momma so fat i drove around her and ran out of gas. yo momma so fat i jog around her to get exercise. yo momma so stupid she bought hawks tickets, went the falcons game and said go braves.
your mama so dumb when she had zipper on her jacket she thought she was wearing a xplode t-shirt
yo momma is so ugly she looks lik your real momma
your mama so old she flu her pillow when she sleep
your mama is my cleaning lady
just 2 ket yall know ur mamma so gay that when she wuz fukin to get yall she had a dik & ur daddy had a pussy so ur daddy had u not ur momma
your mama so dumb she look at the mirror she said hi me
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your mama so fat that when jesus said let there be light he said bitch move your fat ass
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yo momma so fat she ran around the corner said “where boobs at”
your mama so dirty she have lick the floor to make it clean
your mom like a swimming pool everybody jump in it she got squmash
you are so poor she have to take a shower with your mom every night
i mean that goes to amanda
yo momma is soooooooo fat that she would of been the one to finish the movie E.T,but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse
yo momma is so dumb, that when she ordered a double cheese burger at mcdonalds she told thev cash register “with cheese please”
your mama so fat there goes on a magzerit behind her while she was in alley
SOME OF YALL R STUPID ITS SOPPOSE YALL NOT EVEN TELLIN JOKES YALL JUSS TALKIN AND I MIGHT BE RIGHT NOW BUT IM JUSS TELLIN YALL
YO DADDY SO FAT THE BACK OF HIS NECK LOKK LIKE THREE HOT POCKETS
YO DADDY THANG SO SMALL WHEN HE TOOK A PHYSIALCAL THEY SAID SORRY ONLY FOR BOYS AND I NO I SPELLED PHYSIALCAL WRONG
YO DADDY TEETH SO BUTTERY WHEN HE DRUNK WATER IT TURED INTO LEMONADE
YO DADDY SO CHEAP HE USE COUPONS AT DIRT CHEAP
YO DADDY SO STUPID HE THOUGHT MALCON X CHILDREN WERE Y AND Z
YO DADDY SO STANKIN WHEN HE SAW A SKUNK IT SAID HEY DAD WATS UP
yo mama is so hairy she has afro’s around her nipples
yo daddy is so fat when he backs up he goes
BEEP BEEP BEEP
yo daddy is so hairy they call him gorilla man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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check it out, yo mama so ugly when she went in the forest,big foot was takin piktures of her
your mama so fat when i tried drivin around her i ran out of gas
yo mama teethsoooooo damn yellow the sun was like ahh my eyes its to bright
yo momma -_-
yo daddys so nasty hes got every std and still cheats more then that nasty bitch u call a mom
yo daddy is so stupid he took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept
your mum is soo fat when she jumpped i the water the people yelled out sunami!!!!!!!!!!!!
your mama is so dumb she saw someone with a butt chin and she was waithing for the shit to come out
YO D@DDY $0 $T00P!DDDD he ran into a wall.
heckk yuhh u no im funnt dont hate!
yo dad is so fat when he walked infront of the tv i missed two eposodes of survivor.
mmm dont hate appriciate.
u no its funny.
yyuhhh hit muahh upp my cell is 772 298 3642
I AM TALL DARK & HANDSOME.
I LIKE SUSHI AND YO MOMMA SERVED ONNAA PLATTAA.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH SEE IM ALREADY CRACKEN FUNNY JOKES AND WERE NOT EVEN ON A DATE YET.
SO GET YO FINE @$$ SELFF ON DAT PHONE NN GIVE MMEE A RANGGG GURL.
YO MAMAA IS SSO UGLY……..
SHES UGLY!!!! LMAO LAMAO IIMM GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
Baller u so corney that u don”t realize that u copyed chamillunare. Now bling dat beotch. with them fake dollar signs im the real Baller Negro. Eastside Birdgang meet at New York.And i’ll show u some real Yo momma
a um im off yo momma now im on yo daddy or what ever that doesnt sound right .
JUh Uncle yoDaddy So old he could Be your Long Lost Father
Shut Up JuH uncle u Think just Because you wrote them paraghraphs gonna help u out.Yo Daddy so Jacked up He Looked Like Steve Urcle Oh did i do THAT
JUH Uncle Yo DaDDy So Black Like You Alone Ya’LL look Like Melted Hershey’s And Together YA’LL Look Like Burnt Choclate.
Yo Daddy So GREEDY He Stopped Yo Momma from Eating The Last Piece Of Pizza.
Oh! Look im Blood Gang im a blood.hahahahahahahahahahahaha.Blood Gang Yo Daddy so stupid i told him i was get Drugs From my pharmicist He said i DiDn’t Know drug Dealers give Recetes.
Big Pimpin U Bitch U stole my Joke But Its Alright Though Because Yo Momma My Ho! Shes Better then THOSe Other Ones thats why she Comes Home With a Black EYE.Fake player.hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Abaybayy uuu sucha wigger.
your probablky some nerd that sits at home all day.
yuhhh im tlaking bout chuuu.,
mm yuhh u “did” that but i think yuh momma help yuh out a bit cuz ur not smart enough to figure that one out homie
hit me up id like to beat yur butt in person.
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sunflower10 get yo vocbulary straight because u ain’t spell my name right .u ho.o and i aint no nerd and i go every where ilike when i went to yo house.hahahahhaahhahahahahaha
and ill beat yo tail in person
youll beat my but that sounds gay if yu want to battle lets start tommorow june the 9 07 and make sure u get yo vocabulary straight if u ain’t scared cause u going to be n some real deep S**t.mother******.
oh! that wasnt u i had threesome with that whose yo sister hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha.ikill my self sometimes.sunflower10 i got u bad im telling u betta be ready tomorrow so i can make upiss N YO PANNIES.
Like i said EastsideBird We dont Play no games.homey.
oh and i meant july 9 07 and if any body s going to join the battle between me and sunflower10 let me know today.tommorrow u aint going to be able to enter.if u want get mad cause u aint enter u going to battle me the next day.
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if u join u still gone get beat.bitchs
a sunflower10 do u accept the battle or not or just not going to say anything
yo mama IS SO STUPID SHE GOT STABED AT A SHOOTOUT
Anonymous did u read that joke that i wrote about u.hahahahahahahhjahahhahahahaha!@@!@!!@@!!@!@!!@!@!@!@!@@!
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ya mummas so fat she uses a mat for a tampon
yo daddy has small testicals!
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yo daddy so poor i went to your house asked to go to the washroom youur daddy said pick a corner!!! ^.^
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yo daddy is so funny when he stepped on a fish he jumped and jumped on the bed and yelled aey babe come here and get the fish ithink i just stepped on the fish and broke its back and died
yo mamma so ugly whe she stepped in the bathtub the water jumps out
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Yo momma is so old i told,i told her to act her ahe and she died
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your daddy is so old he waited tables at the last supper
your daddy is so fat, he fell and i didn’t wanna laugh, but the ground was crakin up!
SHINGLEBOP RULES YOU FATTY
yo momma so fat she was baptiesd at sea world
FUK ALL UR MOMZ!!
ahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah fuk tha pigz!!! an ur momz
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yo daddy is so FAT that when god was creating the earth he had to ask him to move out of the way!!!
yur daddy soooooooo stupid that he thought he was a dog and started chasing his tail!!!!!!!!
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YO DAD NUMBER ID 786 97 3733
IM YO DADDY
yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money!
yo mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix the VCR!!!!
yo daddy is so stupid he married yo mama!!!!!!!!!
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your mom so fat everytime i step in her house i saw the yeeber was bebing
your so dumb she piss in the holeneyway
your mom is so ugly she made 50 cent looks like freddy kurger
this is kyle gilbert 9 yers old your momo so stupid she trid to marie a tide bare
yo momo is so uilge your gran parset did not no wat to do with her so they sold her on e bay
your momo is so ulge she scad fraddey zazen away
i made up they jokes and im only 9 years ood
your mom is so old i told her to act her own age andshe died
your mom is so stupid she sold her car for gas money
kisssssssssssssssssssssssssssss my ass all you others
your dad is so bald that when he wears turtle neck he looks like a broken condom..
ur mommy is so fat that she couldn’t fit through that kintchen door
ur daddy is so fat that he look like 250000.00 pigs has came over and ate him a live
yo momma so fat she can see the future
yo momma so ugly she make freddy kruger look like americas next top modell
yo daddy is so ugly, dumb, and fat……….. he had sex w/ ur ugly,, dumb and fat mama and had YOU! lol
fat nuts
yo dada so qeer that if he did not have a hard on he would have nothin to do
fat nuts
yo dada soooo stupid that if there was a boy scout,pimp,and a fire man and 3 parashoots yo dad would take the boy scouts back pack and die
YO MOMA SO UGLY WHEN SHE ENTERED AN UGLIENESS CONTEST THEY SAID NO PROS
yo mama so stupid she aint got no legs talkin bout lets jump rope
yo momma so stupid she still waiting for the traveling wilburys to tour
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YO DADDY SO FAT HE SAT ON A RAiNBoW AND MADE SKITTLES
yo mamma is soo fat i tryed to role off her and i was still on tha bitch
yo momma so ugly that her mom had to feed her with a sling shot
yo mom is so fat burger king
yall r so stupid yall post comments on stupid things
3 men were trying to rob a bank, when they were shot and killed. God comes down to them and says i’llgive all 3 of you the chance to live, and youll have one final chance to steal something. The men agreed, they were willing to do anything to live. God said to them ” go to the fruit market down the street and steal 3 fruit of any kind then come back here and ill tell you what to do. the 1st man came back with 3 cherries god said to him if you can put all 3 cherries in your ass without making a face i will give your life back, if not ur going to hell the man put 2 cherries in his ass but as hes sticking the 3rd one in he makes a grunting face, god snaps his fingers and he goes to hell. The 2nd man comes back carrying 3 apples. God says to him if you can put all 3 apples in your ass without making a face ill give you your life back if not your going to hell. so the man sticks 2 apples in his ass. But when he puts in the 3rd one inside, he starts laughing hysterically. God says to him you have made a face and now you will go to hell. But I am curious…why did you start laughing? And the man says then. Cuz Larry’s comming back and he stole 3 watermelons….. lmao!!!
Yo mama so blined she poop in box
yo mama so poor she died of I can”t live any more
YO MOMMA IS SOO FAT SHE SKATES ON BUSSES
yo mom sucks so much dick she went to the sperm banks and spit in the cups
your mum is like a bowling ball… she get fingered 3 times… chuked down the alley and come bak more
you are so thick
an american went to the toilet and when he went in he was an american when he came out he was a american so what was he when he was in the toilet?
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YO MAMA IS SSSSOOO UGLY WHEN SHE WAS BORN THE DOCTOR SAID “LETS KILL IT BEFORE IT SPREADS”
yo mama is so fat even her clothe has STRETCH MARKS
YOUR MAMA IS SO POOR WHEN SUM1 COMES UP TO HER DOOR BELL AND PRESS IT SHES IN SIDE SAYING DING DING…..
YOUR MAMA IS SO STUIPED WHEN SHE WARS AYE YELLOW RAIN COAT PEOPLE SAYS TAXI…..
Yo Daddy is So Stupid, He Thought Jar-Jar comes with Pickles-Pickles.
yo daddys so ugly not even queen latifah would f*** him
yo daddys so fat he said im ready for a blowjob and ur mom said wheres it at
yo daddys so old when he took a shit and pushed he had a heartattack
yo daddys so ugly when he sucked a lemon the lemon made a face
trevor boris is sooooo gay,he would date a flower
the name tyler is a lesbian name
yo daddy and aaron carter are soo fat and dumb,when he walked in through the door ,the house broke down and aaron carter said you can live with me in a box,i’m still single,and yo daddy said I’m going too live with michea jackson over you
if aaron carter ever got a date it would be January 5th, his unfortunate birthday. aaron is a sucka
OMG! I just spotted aaron carter,he was flirting with my boyfriend so i wacked him with my purse,then he wacked me with his ,I put lipstick on him,he did the same too me,and he sprayed me with paris hilton perfume,so I walked off with my boyfriend and he walked off in tears as always
your mum is fat i kick her in the chest and pork choops come out her arse
your mum is so fat i kick her in the chest and pork chops come out her arse
your mum is so hery she has miny afros on her nipples
your mum is so small she can do back flips under her bed
your mum smell so bad she made right guard turn left
i got aids
yo momma so fat and stopid that wen she was on a plane she looked down saw earth and thought it was a cream cake then jumped out without a parashute
yo momma so short that wen she walks on the street she hold up a singn saying DONT SPIT I CANT SWIM
yo mama so stupid, she got lock in da grocery store and starved!
yo mamma so fat i had 2 roll her in dogh 2 find a wat spat
yo mamma so stupid she bought a walker thinkin it was going 2 do tha walkin 4 her
all u fine ladies out there hit me up at 505- 706-3055 or 575-706-3055
YOU ALL CAN SUCK MY NUTS
YOU BITCHES TALKIN ABOUT MY MAMMA
Yo daddy is so stupid that he didn’t even kno his own name
YO DADDY iS SO BALD DAT WHEN i RUB HiS HEAD,
i CAN TELL DA FUTURE
yo momma is so fat that when she sits down she sits around the house.
yo daddy is so stupid that he has to get your mom to tell him how he was made.
yo momma chests is flat has her back
YO SISTER IS SO HUTCHIE SHE WENT TO THE PARK NAKED
YO BREATH STANKS SO BAD THE WORLD ENDED
YO EYE BROWS ARE SO FURRY IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE A HUGE RACCON ON YO FACE.
Yo daddys so fat that when he went to China,people thought he was Boda
your mama is so fat tat she sat on the rainbow nd ate all the skittles.
your daddy is so fat tat he used a dumpster for grocer shopin.
yo mama is so poor that when i ring the door n i heard a toilent flush.
yo daddy is so poooooooooooor tat when u ring the door he says “DING,DONG.”
yo daddy is so old that he had to put his dick in the frezer to get it hard.
yo mama is so dumb tat when i called her a “RETART” she said “Did u call me a SWEET-TART”.
yo daddy is so fat that the PACFIC OCEAN was his bathroom.
yo mama iz so dumb tat when i went door to door too collect tax she gave me tacks.
yo daddy iz so fat that i thew a tv at him and i said “see u have your own orbit.”
yo mama is so fat that when your dad and mom got in bed she got up and said “Where did u go.”
yo daddy is so gay Micheal Jackson asked him for help.
here is a song about your daddy:
Homeless man ain’t got no rent
Askin u for 30 cent
If u wont to be a gent
Give this man your 30 cent,
You crank this homeless man
You give him 30 cent
You crank this homeless man
You give him 30 cent,
Homeless man dont brush his teeth
and he smells like cloried bleach
and he showers 0 hours
just like at my feet,
You crank this homeless man
You give him 30 cent
You crank this homeless
You give him 30 cent,
Y’ll see me at your local bus stop
Yes i sleep there every day
When ppl go by me you plug there nose
Because i dont bath frequenly.
Yo momma so fat she lay on the and people run around yelling free willy
The real abaybay is here now.im the king of this right here.
The real abaybay is here now.
yo daddy so dumb he thought p-diddy was his daddy!
yo momma soooo ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off the CAMERAS!!!
YO MOMMA IS SOOOOOOOO UGLY WHEN SHE WALKS INTO A STRIP JOINT THEY PAY HER TO KEEP HER CLOTHES ON
yo daddy so tall he could do a cartwheel and kick jesus
YOOO DADDDY JJJJJJJJJOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKEEEEESSSSSSS:
yo daddy so stupid when he looked at an orange juice box cus it said concentrate he stared at it 4 20 min!
Yo daddy so much a fag he said will u cum with me!
(sperm)
yo daddys so hairy he wuz gettin a blowjob and his girls head got stuck
Your mum is soo stupid she stole free bread
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Your mum is soo fat
she jumped in the air and got stuck loll
hehehe
Your mom is so hairy even her nipples have afferoes on them
your mom is so fat the whales in the ocean sang we are family.
ur mom is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
yo mama so bloody she red
ur mom goes to college
yo daddy is so ugly when he see him self in the mirror he slapped him self
yo daddy is so fat when he goes swimming green peace start a protest for save the whales
Yo daddy so bald when he wears a turtle neck he looks like a broken condom
To momma is so nasty when she burps here teeth duck in cover
yo daddy’s so stupid i said when i say hey you say ho.HEY and yo daddy said WHO!
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your momma’s butt so big, she has a thong the size of the equator and it still rides up her butt
your momma’s butt’s so big, she has a thong the size of the equator and it still rides up her butt!!!!
yo mama so blk she went to night school she got marked absent
yo daddy is so stupid he took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept
yo mama so fat that when i ran around her twicw i got lost
yo mama so fat she was floating and spain claimed her for a new world
all yall mommas so fat when she put to much make up on the mirror
yo momma so fat she lifted her armpit and it smelt like cheddar
yo momma so fat that when she went to the market the watermellons looked like grapes to her
Your mamma so bad she can camel with a tricycle
yo momma is so stupid that she got tangle in a cordless phone
yo momma is so dum she got tangle in a cordless phone
yo momma is so fat that when i moved to china she was my next doorneighbor
yo momma is so ugly when she whent through the hood she got shot
yo momma so stupied it took her 2hrs 2 watch 60mins
yo momma so fat she walked out the door wit high heels and came bac wit flip flops
yo mamma soooooooo ugly miclgason thought she was prity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo momma so ugly she has to sneak up on a waterfountin to get a drink
yo daddy so stupid, he stupid
yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!!!!!
yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the SCALE!!!!!!!
Yo Mamma so fat when she goes to an all you can eat resturant, they have to put speed bumps down.
yo generation so stupid they think nothing.
i fly like a butterfly and sting like a bee i slept with u mom now it burns when i pee
ur moma is so ugly when she looks out the window she gets arrested 4 mooning
yo daddy so bald awig wouldin’t help
yo mammas so supid she puts her clothse in the fridge
ur mamma smells so bad she made right guard turn left.
yo momma!
yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money<3
yo mama is so SKINNY she can hola hoop threw a cherrio
woot woot
Yo Momma’s Just Like A Trampoline Everybody Gets To Bounce And Jump On Her!
yo momma so fat when she sits on the toilet she falls through the floor and hits the basement
yo mama so hairy that when yu walk out the door yu get carpit burns
Has sex with yoiur mom her puss* so wide when I pulled my coc* out there was a fortune cookie inside.
your mommas puss* so hairy it looks like she has chebacca in a leg lock.
your momma went to a plastic surgeon last night when he took one look he said cancel the appointments for the rest of my life.
your momma’s so fat when Richard Simons came by he ran of saying ill never eat KFC for the rest od my life.
Your mommas like tickle me elmo one touch and she’ll buzzz,laugh, and ask for another.
I had sex with your momma last night but now i smell like cong-pow chicken from 1999.
YO MOMMA SO OLD,WHEN I TOUCHED HER BACK HER TITS FELL OFF
EVERYBODY ELSES JOKES R OLD &GAY
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yo daddy so dumb, he married your mum
yall dont know good jokes yall stink these jokes suck as much as you
yo moma is just gay
yo dadda is so dumb he stuck a hose up his ass thinging it was yo moma
I like your dads nut sack oh yes
yo momma so stupid my dead grandma smarter
yo momma so black that she was called a snickers bar in a sleepin bag
your mama’s so fat that she has to use a mataress for a pad when she’s on her period.ha ha!
yo mama is so fat she thinks the london eye is a ring.
yo mamaz soo fat dat she can’e even c her toe nailz haha
it yo mamaz soooooo fat dat she can’t c her own toenailz
yo mama soo fat dat her own clves have strech marks
yo mamma soo fat wen a comet cam down nd hit her she sed oi hu chucked dat stone???
lol hahaha
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yo mamaz sooooo stupid she thinks canary iz a pensil
yo mamaz soooooooo dum shez planning to go to bangladesh with a papaer boat
your mum is dum that she thinks the aeroplane is her wardrobe.ha ha1
i saw your mum throwing fun snaps on the floor, and i asked her wat r u doin? she said i’m bombong london! ha ha!
some of yall got some wack ass jokes str8 up
some of yall got some wack ass jokes str8 up
yo momma so musty she made Right Guard go left, Speed slow down, and Secret tell it all
yo mammaws so fat that when shes go somewhere they gotta get a car that says WIDE LOAD…..
wen juned lies hiz dick goz longer n pinokios nose longer
juned iz such a foga dat he dosn’t no da differnce between hiz tummy nd hiz head! he finks dat hiz eyez r hiz belly
juned, da 1 dat goez jon cass in yr 9, yo mammaz soooooooo stupid dat hiz mum she took and measuring jug yo c how long it took her in the toilet.
oi u spelled ma name rong nd wat u sed bot juned/jay/romoll iz soooo true i can c were he gets da stupidiness 4rm
junedz sooooooo stupid eee took a ruler 2 bed 2 see how long he slept
juned found a fruity condom and he didn’t know wat it was, so he opened it and put it on his finger and smelt it and licked it. he said it tastes of ayfol(apple). he is a idiot as well as being stupid.
JUNED IS SO UGLY THAT WEN HE WALK IN TO A ROOM EVERY ONE HIDES DER FACE.
jayz soooooo hairy people can’t tell the differences between the back and the front.
jays dick is so hairy dat he has to shave it every week.
jays so stupid and dum dat he don’t know the differences between his dick and his mouth.
people cant see da diferences between a dog n jay
jay is so in to the song candy shop dat he actually went to da shop and done wat it says. he licked some one elses candy. (gay)
jay kept on getting rejected by all the girls in the world , that he got so fed up of it that he went out & asked a boy out. the boy said yes, so they went to his house and done something in his bedroom that u shouldn’t know. his mum came in and said can i join u? three of them did it in a triangle. jay is a transexual.
jay was so desperate to do it (sex) that he went & did it wid his mum
your dads ass so big u went poor and he asked want some dont be greedy
more where that came from
ur dad so dum he asked ur prom date out and they doggie styled
YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT A CONDOM WAS A BALLOON
RENE SO RETARRDED HE THOUGHT HIS MOM WAS HIS CONDOM AND E PUT HER ON EVERDAY AND SHE SAID GO DEEPER
yo mama is so old she farted dust
Yo momma so fat, she had to get baptized in Seaworld
yo momma’s so stupid, that when she went to fill out her job application, it said”do not write under the dotted line, and she wrote “O.K.”
Yo mamma so fat that when she went to Sea world, the whales started singing, “We are family even though your fatter then me!”
your momma is so ugly when she went to the bar they kicked her out for being a menis to society
Yo mama so fat when she walked onto the beach the whales sang “We are Family”
Yo mama so fat when she walked across the street she got hit by a bus and said who threw that rock
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Why is kevin Federline alive
yh kk i spelled ur name rong but dat don’t mean dat ui don’t no how 2 spell it nywayx juned iz such a foga dat he doesn’t no da difference between hiz eyez nd hez earz!
lmfao good one it succks
yo momma is so ugly she evn makes an onion cy lol!
yo mommas so ugly that she makes micheal jackson look like brad pitt!!!!!
yo momma so ugly she made onions cry
yo momma so fat they called her “THE ECLIPSE”
yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, ” who threw that rock?”
yo momma so stupid she taped a pice of paper on the tv and said, ” look, we have paper view”
send some more these are stupit
yo mama is so old i told her to act her age and she died
yo momma is like a bowling ball gets picked up fingered and thrown in the gutter.
yo momma is like a big mac 99% fat and only worth a buck
yo momma is sooo fat when she goes to a buffet they have to put speed bumps to slow her down
yo momma is so stupid she sat on the tv and whatched the couch
yo momma is so black and her teeth are so yello she looks like a pitchburg steelers helmet
yo momma is sooo fat her belt size is the equator
your son is soooooooooo ugly when he came out of yo momma she said what the FU** is that and started beating u with a stick
last on for the day
Yo momma is so hairy shes got afros on her nipples
also..
yo momma is so hairy she called a mexican over to trim her up
yo momma saw a yellow car go down the road and said stop that twinky
this site is horrible. This site has the lamest jokes EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
your daddy is so stupid that he sold his car for gas
yo mama so dumb she cut off her nose and eat it.
yo mama so dumb she staired at a juice box becuse it said consentrete.
your mama is so fat she walked on top of the house,and walched the pigin poo on the next door nabaerz
your momma so stupid she send me a fax with a stamp on it
your momma is so fat that when she was sleeping on the beach, people cried free willy
you momma so old that it said expired on the birth certificate
your momma is so short that you can even see her legs on her driving license
A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 year old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have buck beds andthe guy notices that his little brotheris already asleep on the over buck, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top buck.
AS YOU MIGHT EXPECT THINGS START TOP HEAT UP
The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper ” LETTUCE” if she wants it harder and “TOMATO” if she wants a new position.
LETTUCE!!!
LETTUCE!!!
LETTUCE!!!
She screams
LETTUCE!!!
whoa!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!!
I can’t get pregnant!
Then the little brother shouts up, ”HEY , would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You’re getting mayonnnaise all over my face!!!!
Yo mama so ballhead.she curl her hair with rice
Damn can ds jokes get ne lamer?
ok then that is so stupit my baby sis came come up with better 1z omg how laim.u all suckHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SUCKED IN LOSERS
yo mamma so fat she had to break thru a combo 1000000000000000000000000000
your mommas so stupid she climbed ova a see-through wall to see wot was on the other side
ooooohhhh the chickens !!
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ure mommas soo dumb she finds katie keighley attractive
ohh shitt
the chickens have arrived
goodbye world….
Your mommy is so fat and stupid that when she saw the ocean she thought it was a water bed
ur mama is so fat when she swam in the ocean everyone thougtht she was a big jelly fish
ur mama is so fat when they played that song just bought a cadillac on the radio she sang just bought a jumbo jack throw some cheese on that bitch
ur mama is so fat, stupid and loney when they played that song my milkshake bring the boys to the yard she fell and rolled outside and started to squeeze her nipples……
ur mama is so fat when she went to your kindergarden class and they played that song head shoulders knees and toes she only stop at head and and halfway to her shoulders……..
Yo daddy is so gay he makes micheal jackson look straight!!
yo mama is so stupid she loccked herself in the grocery store and starved!
yo mama hair so short wen she braids it ,it lookes like stitches
yo mama is so old she knew burger king while he was still a prince
yo mama sooo old she ran track wit dinosaurs
yo momma so fat she sat on a monsta truck. she turned it into a lowrida
yo mama so black that what u go on camera there are a black spot
yo momma so fat she turned a monsta truck into a lowrider!!!!!!
ok guys i really like all your cracks ok.so call me 954 650 6993 and keep it coming ok!!!
oh and my wife says she loves all the guys and hate the girls
by the way i will c who has made the most cacks or jokes or whatever and choose the 07 winner of jokes or cracksand the winner will get 200,000 dollers.who every makes the 1000th crack will get 500,000 dollers.
by the way i will c who has made the most cacks or jokes or whatever and choose the 07 winner of jokes or cracksand the winner will get 200,000 dollers.
yo daddy so fat he put on a blue shirt and people thought it was the ocean
yo mama so ugly that when she tryed to take a bath, the water jumped out!
thats stale ive seen better
your momma
you are so burnt ur real name is rice krispies
yo mama so dumb i said GABE behind u and she said boy we aint at da ZOO
yo mama so poor she has to take a bath in the rain
Yo’ momma so stupid, she called you a son of a bitch
Yo daddy so stupid, he posted jokes about himself on http://www.thebestyomommajokes.com
yo mamma so nasty she brung crabs to the beach.
i think im gonna have u get up a notch. if u have 10 or more crakes or jokes u get runner up for the day
yo daddy so old his wife said go back in the raisin bran box
Yo mama so fat when she went to KFC, the cashier asked what size chicken bucket she wanted and she said the one on the roof.
YO MAMAZ TEETH ARE SO YELLOW WHEN SHE JUMPED IN THE POOL SHE MADE SUNNYDELIGHT
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Yo mama iz so black dat when she had u T.H.E.Y needed to keep u away from her till u weren’t afraid of the dark
Yo mama iz so black dat when she had u T.H.E.Y needed to keep u away till u weren’t afraid of the dark
Paul revere ms rules
yo momma so stupid she sat on the tv waching the couch
yo momma so black nd her teeth are so yellow when it was dark she looked like the pittsburgh steelers helment
yo momma so fat she put on a yellow raincoat and everyone said hey look the twinky
U r gay bitches ps I love u britnii boyd
ur mumma so dumb she tryed drown a fish
ur mamma so ugly when she went in the bath the water come out
yomama so fat, she got HIT BY A PARKED CAR.
yo daddy is so fat, he told me his number and i thougth it was his weight
yo daddy is so fat when he ate blue bell ice cream his mom sayed your already fat as it is.
yo mommy so ulgy they did not bother puting a mask on her when she wanted to join STAR WARS
yo momma so stupid she had a bunch of kids who are dum enough to write shitty yo momma jokes on a website that anit evan funny… LOL
your momma so ugly, when she started her career in prostitution, she had to pay men to sleep with her!!!!
yo momma so stupid, she wears a helmit to practise safe sex!!!!!
yo dady so gassy he dont need a car
yo mamma teeth so yellow when she smiles on the road people slow down and say,”SLOW DOWN!”
yo daddy so ugly he scared 3 blind people
yo mama so stupid she took a ruler 2 bed 2 see how long she slept
yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
yo mamma is so tall she triped over a rock and hit her head on the moon
yo,mama soooo big n hairy that when she got done takkin a bath and looked at the mirror she saw king kong
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chad is so skinny he swallowed a peanut eminem and looked 9 months pregnant
heather is such a piggy old man jenkins told her that’ll do pig that’ll do
Yo momma so fat she wore a shirt with AA on people thought it was Americas Airlines biggest jet
you heard the story about the little old women who lived in a shoe well, Yo Momma so poor she lives in a flip-flop.
your momma so ugly rice crispes wont talk to her
o damn
yo daddys like a mounds bar– hes got no nutttsss
EVERYBODY JOKES ON HERE SUCK MORE THAN THEY MAMA AND GRANDMA PUT 2GETHER!!!!!!!!!!!11
YO JOKES SO LAME DA COMPUTER THREW A L IN YO FACE.
yo momma so bald that she got T.V.’s on her bald spots
Yo Momma So Ugly, That When She Cries, Her Tears Run Down The Back Of Her Head Because they’re Afraid Of Her Face!
your mama is so fat that the car broke
your mama is so fat that the tv broke from watching it to much
your mama is so fat she can not even fit through own jeans
your mama is so fat she can not even get in hear car
ur so fat that u couldn’t make it up the stairs and u shit urself
yo momma is so fat she couldn’t make it up the stairs she shit herself
omg that is so mean
yo momma is so fat that she couldn’t run up to the bathroom and that she had to shit on the floor
yo momma so fat that she couldn’t make it up the stairs to go to the bathroom so she had to shit herself
yo daddy is so stupid that he went to sleep with his son in bed and said are u ready hunny
yo mama so fat her clothes even got stretch marks.!:]
yo mama is like a bowling ball, she gets picked up,fingered ,thrown in tha gutter andn comes back for more
yo momma is so big, when people saw her turn around, they had a welcome back party.
yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the air the radio skipped
yo mama is like pizza hut, if its not there in thirty minutes its free
yo mama is like the sun, if u stare at her to long u r gonna go blind
yo mama is like a racecar, she burns fifty rubbers a day
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
TELLYO MOMMA TO STOP CHANGING HER LIPSTICK CUZ NOW IT LOOKS LIKE RAINBOW
yo momma so stupid she saw a sign that said “no 17 or under” so she went back home and brought back 16 friends
yo moma so fat last time she saw the number 1,000 was on the scale
yo mama is so fat when god said preys the lord he had to tell her get your fat ass out of the way
yo mamma sooooo dumb she looked in a mirrio she says theres someone else in the house
YO MAMA IS SO DUMB SHE WATCHED A VIDEO FOR 30 MINS AND SAT THERE FOR AN HOUR
yo momma is so stuip she go to the and put her hood up
yo mamma so fat she can’t even fit in here own house
yo mamma so stuitpid she can’t evenfit in the bath tub you haved to use butter to get her out
yo momma so grease you can fry chicken in her hair
yo daddy so stupid that freddy flintstone jabberd up him
yo momma like a lightbuld”they srew her in and turn her off”
yo moma so stupid she thout the bathroom was the kicthen and shited on her kids
bitchshut up or i will woop yo ass
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Yo Momma So Hariy You almost died of rug burn at birth.
your momma is such a slut that she walked into Meijer and said where’s the pole?
Yo daddy so poor he cant afford to pay attention
yo mamma so fat she triped over subway and landed on wendys
yo mamma so fat she triped over subway and landed on wendys
Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license!
how do you lot no all thse jokes
3 men were trying to rob a bank, when they were shot and killed. God comes down to them and says i’llgive all 3 of you the chance to live, and youll have one final chance to steal something. The men agreed, they were willing to do anything to live. God said to them ” go to the fruit market down the street and steal 3 fruit of any kind then come back here and ill tell you what to do. the 1st man came back with 3 cherries god said to him if you can put all 3 cherries in your ass without making a face i will give your life back, if not ur going to hell the man put 2 cherries in his ass but as hes sticking the 3rd one in he makes a grunting face, god snaps his fingers and he goes to hell. The 2nd man comes back carrying 3 apples. God says to him if you can put all 3 apples in your ass without making a face ill give you your life back if not your going to hell. so the man sticks 2 apples in his ass. But when he puts in the 3rd one inside, he starts laughing hysterically. God says to him you have made a face and now you will go to hell. But I am curious…why did you start laughing? And the man says then. Cuz Larry’s comming back and he stole 3 watermelons….. lmao!!!
lol who ever said that joke is a badman there so funny lmao lol
yo mamma ugly she makes you look pretty
yo momma is so short she uses a tea bag as a pillow
yo mama so fat her clothes made by hummer
yo daddy sooo stupid that he saw Micheal Jackson and mistaked him as his girlfriend!!
yo momma so fat when you climb on her you are older than the Earth when you reach the top!!
yo momma jokes are sooooooooooo funny!!! i love them!!
My name is London and i am gay
Just let you guys know that im gay
That’s all I got a say…
Yo mama so old i told her 2 act her own age n she died
yo mamma is so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie “ruururururururrr!”
our so ugly ur burth certificate is an appologie letter from da codom factory espeacialllys abbigal
yo momma so stupid she married yo daddy
your moma is like a gril and you let every body put their meat on her
yo mama so hairy if she shaved her legs i could supply wigs for the entire hair club for man
yo momma iz so ugly i took her 2 da zoo da guy at the door said thanks 4 bringin her back
yo momma so ugly i took her 2 a hunted house an she come out with a job application
yo momma so ugly when roches go by they say hi mom
yo momma so fat when she step on the scale it reads 1 at a time please
yo momma so ugly she had 2 sneak up on a glass of water 2 drink it
yo mooma so my dog took 1 look at her an ran away
yo momma so ugly people go as her 4 halloween
yo momma so ugly her momma had 2 tie a steak around her neck 2 get a dog 2 play with her
YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE TOOK A RULER 2 DA BED 2 SEE HOW LONG SHE SLEPT
yO MAMA SO STUPID SHE GOT HIT FROM A PARKED CAR!!
yO MAMA SO FAT SHE SAT ON THE RAINBOW ND SKITTLES POP’D OUT!!
yO MAMA IS SO FAT PEOPLE ASK HER IF THEY COULD USE HER THONG AS A JUMPROPE!! THATS SAD!!
yO MAMA SO SCARY SHE SCARED THE BLACKNESS OUT OF MICHAEL JACKSON!!
yo momma so fat she fell backwards in crap and that it was a milshake
yo mama so stupid she tryed to put m&ms in alphabetical order
yo mama so poor, she was in the k-mart and bought sum hefty bags for luggage
Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway
Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
yo mama so ugly even ice krispies won’t talk to her!
Your Mama so fat she has to take a bath in the pacific ocean.
Your mumma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
CASE & SCOTTY
bec sucks balls like yo mumma
yo mama is so fat when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickie!!!
Your So Ugly That When You Were Born, Your Mommy
Held You Up To a Peice Of SHIT, And SAID “Ohh,TWINS.”
yo mama so stupied she commited suicide of the world
yo mamma is so fat she saw a bus full of white kids and said stop that twinki.
yo mamma so fat i said what we eaten and she pulled up his shirt and said rolls
yo mama so nasty i asked her whats for dinner she spread her legs apart and said tuna surprise
yo mama so poor she strips at chuckie cheeses for tokens
yo mama’s teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles.
Your DADDY is so STUPID & FAT he put a condom on his moob instead of his dick.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
i own this joke your girlfriend is so fat that when u where in bed with her
she fell off and u were not laughing but the floor was cracking up dk to bg
yo mama so fat she fell over wal-mart stumbled over k-mart and landed on target
yo mamma is so old she left her purs on noha’s ark
yo mamma is so fat her nick name is damm
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yo momma so stupid that she sat on the couch 2 watch the tv!
lol
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
YO MAMAA SOOO STUPID SHE WENT ON MYSPACE AND RENTED DA WHOLE THING…LOL
YO MAMMA SOO SLOW SHE SLIP AND SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A WATERSLIDE AT SIX FLAGS…LOL
yo mamma is so dark when she went to night school she was marked absent
yo mama so stupid i brang her to the hunted house she came out with a job application!
yo mama is so nasty they ask her watz for dinner she speard out her legs and said crabs
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yo momma so slow u was born talkin backwards
yo mama so slow u was born talkin backwards
yo mama so stupid u was born talkin backwards
yo momma so hairy she got afros on her nipples
yo mama so ugly two burglars were robbing her house she yelled “RAPE” they yelled “NO”.
yo mama so fat that she made the world go around!!
Your mommas teeth are so yellow they slow traffic down! LOL
my knees r so black wen my kid went to go play in da dirt dey r still darker
YOUR MAMA SO DUMB SHE THOUGHT KEYSHIA COLE WAZ HER MAMA
Yi mamma is so poor she eats cereal wit a fork to save milk
yo momma so broke i asked her whay she doin and she said rollin with my ass
yo momma like verizon 10 cent a minute
yo momma so fat she went to sea world and they paid her
Yo momma so fat she rolled over 4 quaters and made a dollar
Yo momma so poor i went to ya house 4 dinner and took 1 scoop of beans and said “child don`t be so greaty”
yo momma house so dirty she sat on da tolet and da roaches started to sing
” a,b,c, get cha fat ass off of me”
YALL JOKES SO LAME YALL NEED 2 FINISH SKOOL LOL…………… HAHAHAHA LAUGH AT DAT U DUMB AZZ KIDS
yo mama’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles cars begin to slow down
yo daddy so old he had to put his dick in the freezeer to get hard
your moms so dumb she jumped over a glass wall to see wats on the other side
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yo momma is so stupid she studied for a drug test
yo mama so ugly that your dad bruoght her to his job so he doesnt have to kiss her goodbye.
ur momma is so fat she saw a school bus full of white kids and yelled stop that twinkie!
ur daddy is so greasy she uses bacon as a bandade!
ur mamma is so fat she trippped on 4th ave. and landed on 12th
ur daddy is so ugly michael jackson wouldnt even touch him
yo daddy so poor that when people knock on he door he says”ding dong”
TO MOMMA SO DIRTY SHE HAS TO WALK OUTSIDE TO WHIPE HER FEET OFF
you so ugly when you got out ih rehab yo momma said u to god dam ugly I am going to trade you in for a monkey!
why do you gotto be so damn dumb she was and dronkey
yo mamma is so damn yellow went she closes her mouth her stopmach lights up
Yo momma so stupid, she stole free bread.
yo momma is so hairy when she walked to a grocerey store people stated yelling sasscoush
yo momma is so ugly when she walked into a haunted house and left with a job allplication
YO MAMA SO FAT SHE WAS BANNED FROM ALL, ALL YOU CAN BUFFET’S BECAUSE SHE TOOK AS A CHALLENGE
yo mommy got one leg and one eye they called her eyelean
YO MOMA SO STUPID SHE ATE A OARANGE CRAYON BECAUSE IT SAID OARNANGE
Yo , yo mamma so old when i told her to act her age she died.
Yo , yo mamma so stupid vshe dug up her nose to try to find her brain.
yo mama so fat she steped on da scale and it said ” one at a time please”
your daddy is so fat that when he runs his pussy claps
YO MAMMA is so hairy she got afroes on her nipples
Yo momma so fat that the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.
yo mama is so dark that when she went to night school they counted her abset
yo mama is so short she can play wall ball on the crave
Yo mama neck so nasty roaches have a parade on it
Yo Mamma so ugly she took one look at Darth Vader and he said who are you a female clone of me without my mask!
Yo mamma so ugly Death declined her!
Yo Mamma like a brick she gets layed by Mexicans all day!
yo momma like a brick, shes flat and gets laid by mexicans
yo momma so fat when she goes bungee jumping she jumps stright to hell bringing the bridge with her
when yo momma and daddy have sex yo dad sticks his dick in her pussy and their son says look at that broom
yo momma so fat when she went swimming in the ocean the whales started singing we are family even tho you fatter then me
yo momma so stupid when her son asked if she wanted to play W.O.W she said thank you
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yo mama so fat her legs r like spoiled milk: FAT and CHUNKY
yo momma so fat she has a naked picture of chef boyardee in her purse!
yo moma so ugly dracula wont drink her blood for $
Aven~Ya momma so fat she jumped out a window and went up.
yo mam ass is so hairy it looks like don king is going to come out and say “ONLY IN AMERICA”.
yo momma so fat, she walked out of the house with a red dress on, and kids started chanting “Koolaid! Koolaid!”
yo momma so fat, she sat in a football arena and only one team had support
yo mamma so stupid when she had you she said look hunny it comes with cable.
your momma’s so dirty they need ta throw some Mr. Clean on that HOE..!!
hahaha..
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everyone that wrote here licked my balls
Yo mama was so stupid that when she fell of a boat the captain said,”Land Ahoy!!!”
yo daddy was so stupid that when it said that adults swim was at 9 he got out and went to the kiddie pool!!!
Yo mama was so fat it takes five jumbo jets to move her from here to where you are sitting right now.
yo mama was so stupid that when drug dealers asked her for crack she bent over and said,”here.”
yo mama so stinky her farts were used as an atomic bomb
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y4 M0Mz S0 P00r tH3 H0USiNq AUtH0RiTy R3pp0S3d H3r C4RdB04rd B0x…[l0l]
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yo mummas so stupid, she was late for work and said the clock was set for 8 0clock but there was nine of her family in her house!
yo daddy so poor his son ask for a happy meal he say no that’s too much it’s a dollar
yo momma so ugly she has to sneak up on the mirror
yo daddy is so fat that when he went to the bathroom the hosiptal came cause of gas leakage.
yo daddy is so fat when he went to a baseball game the players couldn’t hit a home run over him.
yo mamma so poor when someone rings the doorbell she has to say ding dong
yo daddy so huge he takes his baths, in the Atlantic Ocean
yo momma’s house is so small when she stuck the key in the hole she stabbed 3 people.
yo momma is so stupid she sat on the tv and watch the couch
your momma so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and when I stopped to ask her what she was doing she said moving
your mommas so fat that when she gets in an elevator it HAS to go down
your momma is so ugly when it was feeding time you fead her with a slingshot.
You mother is so ugly she gave freddy cruger nightmares.
yo mamma is so old she cums powder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YO MAMA SO FAT GOD SAID TO LET THERE BE LIGHT AND HE TOLD HERE TO MOVE OVER!!!!!!!!
YO DADDY SO FAT HE DON
YO MAMA SO FAT GOD SAID TO LET THERE BE LIGHT AND HE TOLD HERE TO MOVE OVER!!!!!!!!
YO DADDY SO FAT HE DON’T EAT ANIMAl crackers, HE EATS ANIMALS WITH CRACKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT SHE SAW A SCHOOL BUS FULL OF WHITE KIDS AND YELLED ” SOMBODY STOP THAT TWINKIE”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo momma so fat when peeps take pics she doesnt take posters she takes billboards!!!!!!
ur mommas so stupid she tried to dround a fish….
Your mommas a man
her real name is Dave
your mom’s so fat
she eats lard
Brogan’s so stupid
she thinks the nows start at 40
yo mamma so stupid she sold her car for gas
yo daddy so fat he rolls over one time and the world is crushed!!
yo momma so stupid, she drove pass a car dealership and said “Damn, that club is packed!” lol
yo mama so broke her purse is a cast.
you daddy so stupid he craped his pants when he saw a boy
yo momma so sexy she suck my dick.
–RMJbitchess
yo daddy so gay he gave me my nickname ^^^^ (king dingaling)
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young RMJ baby
Maricela
YO MOMMA SO SLOW SHE CANT EVEN COOK RICE
YO MOMMA SO SLOW SHE GOT A TATOO AND THOUGHT IT WAS A MARKER PRITED ON HER SKIN
yo so deformed yo butt crack is horizontal.
yo momma so ugly she joined a ugly contest they said sorry no profesionals
yo mummas so fat shes got more chins then the hong kong phone book
yo mamas so stupid she tried to commit cuicide by jumping off a curb
yah so stupid yah cant think of a joke
yo momma twice the man U R
yo mamma so nasty she brings crabs to the beach
yo momma so old her birth certificate iz in ROMAN NUMERALS
yo momma teeth so yellow she spits butter
yo momma so nasty she pours salt water down here pants to keep her crabs fresh
yo mamma so stupid that she was lost in the middle of the ocean and a boat came and said do need help ,yo mamma said no God will save me another boat came and said do you need help , yo mamma said no God will save me. An hour later she died and she went up to God and said why didn’t save me like you said and God said ” You dumb ass I sent boats
free blow jobs any one?!!!lol
yo mama iz so fat when she walk in the front door she end up in the back door
yo mama retarted the retarted man had to put the seat belt for her
yo mama so dark when she went to night school they marked her absent lol!
yo mama so dark she spits cholate milk
yo mama so dark when the policeman tried to erest her they coudent find her
yo mama is like a ps2 every one has had her
yo daddy is so ugly he was micheal jackson son
Your Mother is Dull she Farted and mayo came out !!
your mother is so dull she bounced on a trapoline and turned into a cloud
yo mama is so ugly she makes harry potter look good
yo momma so stupid she tried alphabeticaltize m&m’s
your momma’s nose is so big that she made pinnochio look like a cat
what did u get your 7 dads for father day?
Yo mama so poor she invited me over for dinner and i picked up a plastic plate and she said ” no dont use the chinna dishes ”
Your mom so fat they can replace martin lawrance in big mama’s house and put your mom in part3.
Your mama is so ugly she went to the plastic surgeon and they said were gonna have to take your face away so you won’t scare little children.
Your mom is so stupid she was watching family guy and she said were can i find a talking baby and a talking dog.
Your mama is so old and weak when she want’s to use the bathroom she can’t push the s$%# out of her a#$ hole.
Your mama is so big when she went to chinatown everybody was yelling holy s$#% it’s godzilla.
Your mama is so poor she can’t even afford a decent education.
Your mama’s laugh is so annoying doctor’s had to cut her tonsole’s out so noone’s ear’s will bleed.
Your mama is so white when she look’s in the mirror she see’s a ghost.
Your mama’s ear’s are so big she make dumbo jealous of her.
Your mom is so horny she will f@%$ anything that walk’s.
Your mom is so greedy their was a big turkey on the table for people to eat but she ate the whole thing and left over the bone’s.
Your mama’s head is so bold from cancer when the sun shine’s on her head everbody goe’s blind
Your mama’s belly is so big when the kid’s trampoline busted they used her belly to jump up and down.
Your mom is so skinny her dog mistaken’s her for a bone.
Your mom is so dark nobody can see her exept god.
Your mom is so fat when alien’s tried to abdopt her she could’nt fit in the spaceship.
Your mama’s tit’s are so big she can breast feed 20 baby’s at a time.
Your mama’s noise is so big when she sneeze’s her brain come’s out then she like what the f#$@.
Your mama suck’s so bad at raping she make’s soulja boy sound better.
Your mom is so retarted she don’t even no how to pay her bill’s.then the company’s are like then how the hell did you get a house then.
Your mama’s under arm’s stink’s so bad when she lift her arm’s up everybody became extinct.
Your mom’s breath smell’s so bad she make’s s#$@ smell good.
Your mama’s butt is so small when she was having sex with her husband his d#$@ came all the way out her mouth.
Your mama is so slow a turtle can run faster then her.
Your mama’s feet is so big she has to get her shoe’s custom made.
Your mama is so boaring people said can i end my life right know.
Your mama is so big when she jumped up to see heaven she came back down and went straight to hell.
Your mama is so fat she sat on a ps3 and turned it to a psp.
Your mama’s so fat when she run’s people think dome’s day is happening.
Your mama’s teeth are so yellow when she smile’s at the sun the sun say’s can you take my job.
Your mama is so ugly she asked the creator’s of the hill’s have eye’s can she be in the next movie but they said this is a movie not real life.
Your mama is so burned freedy krugor want’s to marry her.
Your mama is so ugly when she look’s in the mirror she try’s to kill herself.
Yo mama is so stupid she got a 300 on her SATS.
Your mama is so stupid when she goe’s to the bathroom she forget how to sit down.
yo mammas so ugly she went outsid everything droped dead
yo mamma so stuped she died in chile
yo mamma so stuped she froze in chile
yo mammas skin is so ruph it could start a fire
Your mama is so big and purple people mistaken her for barney.
Your mama is so hairy when the moon come’s she turn’s into a ware wolf.
Your mama’s butt is so big when she sit’s on a chair she can’t get up.
Your mama is so ugly when she died god did’nt want to take her.
Your mama’s belly is so big when she walk’s sideway’s people think it’s a parade.
Your mama is so ugly when she was on the computer it automatically shutdown.
Your mama is so greedy when she saw a buffet the buffet went out of buisness.
Your mama is so stupid she forget’s were her house is.
Your mama’s mouth is so big when she yawn’s she suck’s the whole funiture in her mouth.
Your mama is so scary looking she make’s horror movie’s go out of buisness.
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
yo mama so sexy i wolud merry her
your momma is so ugly the ambominator in the incredible hulkb rejected her
YO MAMA SO FAT SHE JUMPED ON K-MART TOSSED TO WAL-MART AND LANDED ON TARGET
YO mamma is so nasty she can only be yo mama
Yo mamma so bald that when people braid her hair it looks like stiches !
Yo mama so hairy she grows afros on her nipples.
Your mama’s eye’s are so big and glowy when she open’s them people think’s the moon has been polished.
Your mama is so fat when she saw a dog she got mustard ketchup and a bun and chased after it.
Your mama’s neck is so fat dunkin donut’s hired her so she can squeez jelly into the donut’s.
Your mama is so short when she saw mini me they got engaged.
Your mama is so stupid she don’t even know her adding and subtracting.
Your mama’s head is so wide when her family’s table broke they used her head to eat on.
yo mama soooooooo ugly shes UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your momma is so poor she eats ice-cream off the ground.
yo mamas sooooooooo mama shes mamalicous!!!!!!!!
yo mama is so dumb she calls herself smart
yo mommas so fat she fell in love and broke it x
Your mama is so ugly god got fired for bringing her on earth.
Your mama is so poor they won’t even let her in the homeless shelter.
Your mama is so big when she took one step she split the world in two’s.
Your mama tit’s are so big when somebody pushed her off the airplain she used her breat’s as a parashoot.
Your mama is so confused she forgot she was bisexual.
your mama is so weird she has piercing’s all over her body then when people look at her they think it’s a jewlery store walking.
Your mama is so nasty when she took a s#$@ she looked in the toilet and said hmm i wonder how this taste like then she ate it.
ur stupid and ur dad said ur stupid
judy u so fat when u sat down they said EARTHQACK
You people are so whack with yall corney joke’s that yall are just imbarassing yourself’s.
Your mama is so stupid that she bleached her skin to see what it would look like. Then she came back looking like she has skin disease.
Your mama’s is so big when she was swiming in the pool everbody was yelling sea monster.
keith thompson momma is so fat she can sit on a toilet
and shit can fart out shit
yo daddy is so old and blind that he walked past a fish market and said mmmmm……. good morning ladies
yo boyfriends dick is so small he paid 10000 dollars for enlargments
yo mama so old she thoght birth certifcit was an award.
ya mumma so fat she was swimming with the whales and they sung we r family
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Your mama so fat when she got stuck in the oven she got turned into meatloaf.
Yo mama is so nasty she did a porn video with paris hilton.
YO MAMA IS FAT THAT WHEN SHE WENT OUT EVERYONE YELLED SCHOOL BUS
Your mama’s nose is so big when she pick’s it she find’s treasure.
your mama is so addicted to drug’s that when she talk’s she has to use that speaker in her hole in her throat. Then when she use’s it people think alien’s are invadeing the earth.
Your mama’s vagina is so hairy when a man give’s her head he get’s lost.
Your mama is so stupid she don’t now her left from right.
your mom is so hairy she has afros groing on her nipples
yo mom is so fat she put on a yellow rain the kids yelled here comes the bus
yo mom is like a door knob everyone gets a turn
tavon woods sucked kevin keeley dick
You people joke’s are so corney it’s not even funny.
Yo Momma So Ugly When She Went To The Ugly Competision The Judges
Said “Sorry No Proffesionals”
Yo Momma So Stupid, SHES SO STUPID
yo momma is so fat that when she falls down the earthquake
Your mama is so fat when she sat on the rainbow she made skittle’s.
Your mama is so wrinkled when someone said pass the potato skin’s she felt insulted.
Your mama is so dry, fat, and purple people thought she was a talking raisen.
Tha was not right man.
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WTF?
yo mamma so short she commited suicide by jumping off a crub.
Your mama is so tall when people see her stand still they call her a brancless tree.
Your mama is so skinny and weak when a feather touched her she got sent to the hospital.
hey yall well i know the fatest people on earth wich r brenda n joanna bomba and tanque la gordifulonas como bein muncho estas puercas but fu@%en bola de sebos pelen i lub u guys hahhahahah!
Amie kristiee
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lamo
Your mama is so fat she can fit two apartment’s in her belly.
Yo momma so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job
Yo mama so fat they had to baptise her at Sea World!
yo daddy so stupit he sits on a t.v and watches tha coach
im so fat that wen i bend over, my mum said it was a full moon.
im soo fat i look like a baboon
your mum is so skinny, when she turned around she disappeared.
im so stupid, i stole a free sample
what do you call a bundle of abo’s in a jail cell?
A BLACK OUT HAHAHAHA
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BUNCH OF ABO’S IN A SWIMMING POOL?
COCO POPS
WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ABO CUT IN HALF?
CHERRY RIPE
WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ABO CUT IN HALF?
CHERRY RIPE
HI IM A JOKE
this song is dedicated to michael vo
how cum ur always such a fussy young man
dnt want no captain crush dnt want no raisin brands
well dnt you no that other kids are starving in japan so eat it
dnt wanna argue i dnt wanna debate
dnt wanna hear aboiut want kind of food yiou hate
What do you call a hershey in your mouth……..? My shit.
Your mama’s head is so bold people can see their self in it.
Your mama hand’s are so big when she clap’s a big storm appear’s..
Ur moma lyk a formula 1 racer she burnz 4 ruberz a nyt….. Young k (Cg)aka kao
What?
Your mama is so poor she can’t even walk the street’s. She has to eat and sleep under the subway station.
Your mama is so drunk when she thought she was driveing the car was’nt moving at all.
Your mama is so stupid she thought she did’nt have to pay her rent.
yo daddy so tall he hit a backflip and kicked jesus in the chin
yo mama is so poor she eat ceral wit a fork just 2 save money
our mama is so ugly every person she stare’s at just die.
Aleais
Your mama is so weird her hand’s is bigger then her head.
Joseph
Yo momma fat
your momma so stuiped i told her look a drive bye shooting get down and she started dancing
Yo Momma so ugly Ripleys didn’t believe it!
YO MAMMS SO STUPID THAT SHE LOOKED IN THE MIRROR AND SHE SAID I HAVE ONE BLACK TEETH