yo check diz out homiez…………… i got a yo momma rap song n it goes like diz: TRYIN TO CATCH ME “RIDIN“ DIRTY, TRYIN TO CATCH ME “RIDIN“ DIRTY… MA “MUSIC“ IS SOO LOUD, IM “SWANGIN“ THEY HOPIN DAT DEY DONT CATCH ME “RIDIN“ DIRTY…
i think that Alex is right and they are stupid even the one that said ” your daddy …….. and then SHE ….. if your dad is a SHE let me know so i can call riplies
yo mama so fat and stupid that when she went to court the judge said” Order in the court” and she said
“I’ll take a double big mac, a large frie, and a diet coke, i am trying to watch my weight
ok…check this 1 out…
yo momma so fat, that when she went to the airport with a shirt that had AA on it people said look its American Airlines biggest jet!!!
ok yo check this…
yo momma so fat that when she went to the airport with a shirt that AA on it, people said ” look its American Airlines biggest jet”!!!
yo momma is so stupid i saw her yelling at an envelope and i asked her “manm what are you doing” she answered me “i’m trying to send a voice mail. Why?
Hi im here to sue this website for taking people’s credit from other site area’s there are one of the jokes found stealling and im going to sue this website report to court in 2seconds bitches see ya there
Novel is i no goodspeaky english i can sing ab1323eer see i win you pay me 10mill dallor’s CONGRALATIONS YOU HAVE JUST WON 11MILL DALLORS VEIW THE NEXT PAGE JERK
Posted: February 16th, 2007
Yo daddy so nasty, he slept with britny spears’s slutty self
Posted: February 17th, 2007
yo daddy so stupid,i told him that christmas was around yhe corner so he went looking for it
Posted: February 17th, 2007
YO DADDY SO WEIRD HE GOT ONE SHORT LEG AND ONE LONG LEG SO THEY CALL IT LEAN WIT WOCK WIT IT
Posted: February 17th, 2007
ur momma so stupid she went to disney land and she read a sign it said disney land left and she went back home
Posted: February 17th, 2007
ur daddy so stupid she went to disney land and she read a sign it said disney land left and she went back home
Posted: February 17th, 2007
yo momma so big and hairy she climbed up on the Empire State Building and people tought King Kong came back
Posted: February 19th, 2007
Your mom is such like as vacume sh sucks,blows,and lets laid in the closet
Posted: February 19th, 2007
yo daddy is SOOOOOOOO lazy……….. he married a pregneant woman
Posted: February 19th, 2007
yo daddy so ugly, he has to suck cock at the texico staion for chump change
Posted: February 20th, 2007
yo daddy so stupid he seen another man in his house n said”howdydoe
Posted: February 20th, 2007
yo son so ugly he got rejected by micheal jackson in the bed every night all night
Posted: February 22nd, 2007
yo mommas so poor i went to ride her skateboard and she said “get off the family car!”
Posted: February 22nd, 2007
yo mommas so poor, i saw her outside moving and i asked “what are you doing?”
she said “moving!”
Posted: February 22nd, 2007
yo mommas so dumb, she locked herself in the bathroom and peed herself
Posted: February 22nd, 2007
yo mommas so ugly, she came out of a haunted house with a job application!
Posted: February 22nd, 2007
yo mommas so black, she brest feeds chocolate milk
Posted: February 22nd, 2007
yo mommas so nasty, they kicked her out of red lobster for having her own crabs
Posted: February 22nd, 2007
yo mommas so poor, i went to ride her scooter and she said get off the family motorcycle
Posted: February 22nd, 2007
yo mommas so old she sat next to jesus in 3rd grade
Posted: February 22nd, 2007
yo mommas so poor, i saw her outside with a pig. i asked where did you get that?
the pig said i got her at the carnival!
Posted: February 22nd, 2007
yo mommas so stupid she got hit by a cup and told the police she was mugged
Posted: February 22nd, 2007
yo mommas so fat, she put her butt in front of my tv and i missed a whole season of pimp my ride
Posted: February 22nd, 2007
yo daddy so black, he drank water and pissed out coffe
Posted: February 22nd, 2007
yo momma so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl
Posted: February 22nd, 2007
yo momma so poor I saw her diging in the trash can I said “what you doing”? SHE said “chrismas shoping”
Posted: February 23rd, 2007
yo daddy so tall he did bak flips and kicked jesus in the chin
Posted: February 24th, 2007
ur daddy so stupid i told him i bought a riaser phone and he said be careful dont cut your self
Posted: February 24th, 2007
Yo momma so dumb, she posted a momma joke in the YO DADDY section
Posted: February 25th, 2007
Yo daddy jerks off so much they cal him Yankenstien
Posted: February 27th, 2007
yo momma so stupid yo daddy said it’s chili out-side and yo momma brung a spoon out-side.
Posted: February 28th, 2007
yo momma so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Posted: March 1st, 2007
YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE MADE AN ONION CRY!
Posted: March 1st, 2007
YO MAMA TEETH ARE SO ROTTEN THEY LOOK LIKE DICE!!
Posted: March 1st, 2007
yo momma so fat she laid on the beach and green peace tryed to roll her back in the ocean
Posted: March 1st, 2007
yo momma is so fat she step up a scale and the scale said to be continued
Posted: March 1st, 2007
yo momma is so stupid she could not spell buger king
Posted: March 1st, 2007
yo momma is so fat her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud
Posted: March 2nd, 2007
your mommas pussy so big she buys dildos at the big and tall store !!!!!!!
Posted: March 2nd, 2007
Yo man yo Daddy so StupiD that when he looked in da mirror he said to his slutt wife look hunny some ones id the house!
Posted: March 2nd, 2007
Hey yall let’s just get off mom’s ok? cause i just got off your’s.
Posted: March 3rd, 2007
YO MOM WAS HAVIN A BABY ND UR DAD WAS IN THE DELIVERY ROOM WITH HER ND THE DOCTOR SED LOOK ITS A TREASURE ND UR MOM SED QUICK LETS GO BARRY IT!!….LOL
Posted: March 4th, 2007
yo yo yo ur mama so stupid she tripd ova a cordless fone lol
Posted: March 4th, 2007
yo ur mama so dumb she gt ran ova by a parkd car
Posted: March 4th, 2007
yo ur mama so ugly dat yo daddy takes her to work wif him so he dont have to kiss her gudbye
Posted: March 4th, 2007
yo daddys like cement it takes him 2 days to get hard
Posted: March 4th, 2007
yo mammas so poor dat wen she went to mac D’s she had to put a milkshake on layby
Posted: March 4th, 2007
hav u heard of the story of da old lady dat lives in a shoe well yo mama so poor she lives in a flip flop
Posted: March 4th, 2007
yo mamma so ugly well……….. jst luk at u
Posted: March 4th, 2007
yo mamas so fat dat wen she went to jenny craigs she said we askd for ur weight not ur phone number
Posted: March 4th, 2007
yo mamas so fat i tired to wlk around her n i got lost
Posted: March 4th, 2007
yo mamas so fat dat wen she sat on the chair the chair startd to sing” im goin dwn”
Posted: March 4th, 2007
yo mamas so fat dat wen she fell ova she made the grand canyon
Posted: March 5th, 2007
your momma is so stupid when the computer said to press any key…she couldnt find it.
Posted: March 5th, 2007
your so nasty that you’ve been wearing the same pad from your last 3 periods.
Posted: March 5th, 2007
your jokes are so taken off the internet…so you should have a pop-up add behind you.
Posted: March 6th, 2007
yo momma so poor when i saw her kicking a can i asked her what was she doing she sayed iam just moveing to another home
Posted: March 6th, 2007
yo momma so stuiped when the door bell ring’s she run’s to the micorwave
Posted: March 6th, 2007
so momma so stuiped i told her xmas is comeing around the coner she went out side to see
Posted: March 6th, 2007
yo daddy so tall he did bak flips and kicked jesus in the chin
Posted: March 6th, 2007
im soooooooooo ugly i cant show myself coz i look like a big monkey i even wax my monobrow i look sexy naw .call me,
Posted: March 7th, 2007
yo check diz out homiez…………… i got a yo momma rap song n it goes like diz: TRYIN TO CATCH ME “RIDIN“ DIRTY, TRYIN TO CATCH ME “RIDIN“ DIRTY… MA “MUSIC“ IS SOO LOUD, IM “SWANGIN“ THEY HOPIN DAT DEY DONT CATCH ME “RIDIN“ DIRTY…
Posted: March 7th, 2007
that is a wax rap you wrote
Posted: March 9th, 2007
YO MOM SOO STUPID SHE STOLE FREE BREAD
Posted: March 9th, 2007
yo momma sooooooooooooo fat she went out-side in high heels she strikes oil.
Posted: March 10th, 2007
yo moma is so ugly dat wen she tried 2 rob de bank dey turned off de cctv cameras
Posted: March 10th, 2007
Yo moma so poor wen i stept thru de front door i triped ova de bak fence
Posted: March 10th, 2007
Yo moma so stupid !!!!! SHE SOLED HER CAR 4 PEKCHROL CASH !!!!!
Posted: March 13th, 2007
yo momma is so fat she sucks dicks
Posted: March 13th, 2007
yo mamma so fat she can squeeze inside a dildo
Posted: March 13th, 2007
yo mamma so fat her nickname is damn
Posted: March 13th, 2007
your mums so fat she makes free willy look like a tic tac
Posted: March 14th, 2007
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Posted: March 14th, 2007
yo daddy so ugly a dog suck his dick
Posted: March 14th, 2007
yo mama sooooo big she she fart out shit .
Posted: March 14th, 2007
yo daddy ate my ass in my daddy dick together.so them call him bigger hoe
Posted: March 14th, 2007
Every bodys mama hear is so stupid that thear kids did more stupider things like putting a yo mama joke in the yo daddy section
Posted: March 15th, 2007
yo momma so stupid she stared at the orange juice carton for an hour because if said concentrate
Posted: March 15th, 2007
yo momma so fat the doctor counted her freckles and said… “DANG”!! yOU GOT THE POPULATION OF CALIFORNIA
Posted: March 15th, 2007
Yo momma is so fat she got 1997 tatooed across her forehead and the police pulled her over for exoired tags!!
Posted: March 15th, 2007
i think that Alex is right and they are stupid even the one that said ” your daddy …….. and then SHE ….. if your dad is a SHE let me know so i can call riplies
Posted: March 15th, 2007
Stupider is not a word…………FYI
Posted: March 15th, 2007
Yo mama so ugly she went to the beach and lied in the sand and a cat started to barrie her
Posted: March 15th, 2007
yo mama so fat and stupid that when she went to court the judge said” Order in the court” and she said
“I’ll take a double big mac, a large frie, and a diet coke, i am trying to watch my weight
Posted: March 15th, 2007
your mama is so slutty che can suck the crome of a trailor ball hitch
Posted: March 15th, 2007
yo mama is so stupid when the song lean back cam on she stood up
Posted: March 15th, 2007
yo mama is so fat she has more rolls thena bakery
Posted: March 16th, 2007
Yo momma so dumb she don’t know this is the yo pappa category
Posted: March 16th, 2007
yo mama is just like a hardware store 10cents a screw
Posted: March 16th, 2007
yo mama is just like a bubble gum machine 25cents a blow!!!!
Posted: March 16th, 2007
your dadda so stupid he sold his car for gas money
Posted: March 16th, 2007
your dadda so gay he sucks dicks for money
Posted: March 17th, 2007
ok…check this 1 out…
yo momma so fat, that when she went to the airport with a shirt that had AA on it people said look its American Airlines biggest jet!!!
Posted: March 17th, 2007
ok yo check this…
yo momma so fat that when she went to the airport with a shirt that AA on it, people said ” look its American Airlines biggest jet”!!!
Posted: March 20th, 2007
Yo Daddy’s so ugly, when your momma gave birth to you, she looked at the doctor and said, “I should’ve just gave’m head”
Posted: March 21st, 2007
yo daddy so ghetto he put aluminum foil on his teeth and said they were platnium.
Posted: March 21st, 2007
Yo mama so fat when someone wanted 2 give her a handshake she had 2 give directions
Posted: March 22nd, 2007
yo daddy is sooo bold dat e looks like a corn dog with eyebrows
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
yooooooooooooo.. ur momz sooo stoopid.. she didnt even noe dat she waz a mom………………..
Posted: March 25th, 2007
Yo Momma so fat she jumped into the ocean and the whales started singing “we are family, even thought you’re fatter than me.”
Posted: March 26th, 2007
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Posted: March 26th, 2007
yo daddy is sooooo ugly his dick has balls and his balls have balls
Posted: March 26th, 2007
yo momma is so slfuigybidfusabgpier she is fdksuhbga;isdrubpavub hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Posted: March 26th, 2007
yo momma is so stupid she went to the grocery store and they locked her in and shestarved that night
Posted: March 26th, 2007
ASSHOLES
Posted: March 27th, 2007
your mamma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon lol hehee _x _x jess ryan adam*****_x_*
Posted: March 27th, 2007
yo mamma is so fat she uses her pillow case a her sock lmao Adam I
Posted: March 27th, 2007
Your mothers so ugly she aint got no allaby
U-G-L-I… She aint got no allaby
shes ugly… hey hey shes ugly
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-JUST LIKE YO FACE!!!
Posted: March 27th, 2007
yo mommas so fat… she gets in the tub and THEN fills it up
Posted: March 27th, 2007
Your Mother is so fat she sat on a penny and a booger popped out of her nose!!!
Posted: March 27th, 2007
YO MAMMAS SO DUMB BECAUSE SHE HAD A SCREW UP LIKE YOU
Posted: March 27th, 2007
YOUR MOM IS SO HAIRY THAT WHEN YOU WERE BORN YOU ALMOST DIED OF A RUG BURN
Posted: March 30th, 2007
yo daddy so fat he steped on the scale and it said get yo fat ass off of me
Posted: March 31st, 2007
Justin’s fat he walked down his driveway then read a sign”under construction do not enter”.
Posted: March 31st, 2007
yu momma so fat, she falls outta bed on both sides
Posted: March 31st, 2007
yo momma so ugly, neighbours broke in 3 times to close the curtains
Posted: March 31st, 2007
You all have great joke they make me laugh so much.
Yo mama joke and Yo daddy joke are off the chan
Posted: March 31st, 2007
Yo mama is so hairy she as afrols on her nibles
Posted: April 1st, 2007
yo momma is so poor I saw her kicking a can and I ask What she was doing and she said moving
Posted: April 1st, 2007
yo daddy is so gay he maried tupac
Posted: April 1st, 2007
yo momma is so fat she fater then a cat
Posted: April 1st, 2007
yo momma so fat wen she jumped in the ocean the whales started singen we r family even tho your 10 x FATER THEN US
Posted: April 2nd, 2007
yo daddy so poor he thought an elavater was a mobil home
Posted: April 2nd, 2007
yo mama so ugly she look lick a tupac acinfiger
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
yo momma is so stupid i saw her yelling at an envelope and i asked her “manm what are you doing” she answered me “i’m trying to send a voice mail. Why?
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
Yo Mama so poor, i came in her house and at the same time i walked out of her house
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
Yo Mama so fat that when she sat on the rainbow, she made skittles
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
Yo Mama so fat, when a yellow bus drove by she said “ooh look a twinkie”
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
Yo Mamas teeth are so yellow that when she smiles, traffic slows down
Posted: April 4th, 2007
your mama’s so stupid that when you ask her for butter she shows you her yellow teeth
Posted: April 4th, 2007
your daddy’s so stupid he got locked inside a grosery store and starved
Posted: April 4th, 2007
your son is so stupid and you tell him you are like your parents.. LOL
Posted: April 4th, 2007
your mama’s so dumd that when some one ask for fat free she said then you can’t have me
Posted: April 4th, 2007
ok now reall why does everything have to be your mama and your daddy why cant anyone come up with some for aunt uncles cousins and grandparents?
Posted: April 4th, 2007
yo grandma so short when she sets on the couch she go weeeeeeeeee
Posted: April 4th, 2007
i luve ggggg-unit
Posted: April 4th, 2007
yo momma so nasty she has to pour water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh ……
Posted: April 6th, 2007
yo momma so old she got her cherry tree choped down by george washington.
Posted: April 6th, 2007
my mama is so fat she lost a game of hide&seek only because my friend spotted her behind mount everst…….
Posted: April 8th, 2007
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Posted: April 8th, 2007
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Posted: April 8th, 2007
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Posted: April 8th, 2007
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Posted: April 10th, 2007
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Posted: April 10th, 2007
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Posted: April 12th, 2007
YOUR POPS IS SO UGLY HE LOOKS LIKE TOM (FROM MYSPACE)
Posted: April 12th, 2007
YOUR DAUGHTER IS SO SLUTTY SHE WENT FROM MYSPACE TO MYPLACE
Posted: April 12th, 2007
YOUR MOM IS SO NASTY THAT WHEN SHE WALK INTO RED LOBSTER WITH HER OWN CRABS
Posted: April 12th, 2007
YOUR DAD IS SO DUMB THAT HE THOUGH SINCE THERE WAS A RED LOBSTER THERE MOST BE A PURPLE CRAB
Posted: April 12th, 2007
MICHEAL IS SO DUMB THAT HE CALLED MR TURNER HIS FATHER
Posted: April 12th, 2007
YOUR MOM
Posted: April 12th, 2007
I AM SO NASTY (I LIKE THE SEXY TIME WIT MY MOTHER IN LAW)
Posted: April 12th, 2007
0-ikty
Posted: April 12th, 2007
YOUR MOM IS SO NASTY THAT WHEN SHE TAKES A SHIT MICHEAL POPS OUT AND SAYS PRISE THE LORD
Posted: April 12th, 2007
your daddy so ugly he makes blind kids cry
Posted: April 12th, 2007
your daddy is so ugly he looks like caria
Posted: April 12th, 2007
your daddy is so dumb he thnks shanfee is his
Posted: April 12th, 2007
ur daddy is so ugly he looks like mr malloux
Posted: April 12th, 2007
when michael was born his mother said oh what a treasure and his dad said good lets bury it
Posted: April 12th, 2007
mr malloux is really a bitch
Posted: April 12th, 2007
yo momma is so gay she sleeps wit mr. malloux
Posted: April 12th, 2007
michael is
Posted: April 12th, 2007
im in my room doing nothing but beating my meat
Posted: April 13th, 2007
ass buster is dumb it should be ass sucker
Posted: April 14th, 2007
Yo mamma iz so fat she sat next to every one in da plane
Posted: April 16th, 2007
His teeth is brighter then he is
Posted: April 16th, 2007
my sister candace said I had to go weee and I said not the lake we drink from (toilot) haha
Posted: April 16th, 2007
my brothers teeth is brighter then I am
Posted: April 17th, 2007
rashidia is fat when he sat on the toliet it said abc 123 get your fat but off of me from renaud to rashidia
Posted: April 20th, 2007
your fat
Posted: April 20th, 2007
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Posted: April 20th, 2007
these arent even funny make bettter ones
Posted: April 20th, 2007
Yo mama so wanna be she went insane and married micheal jackson
Posted: April 20th, 2007
Hi im here to sue this website for taking people’s credit from other site area’s there are one of the jokes found stealling and im going to sue this website report to court in 2seconds bitches see ya there
Posted: April 20th, 2007
Im gonna arrest you guys you guys stolen one of my jokes from youtube
Posted: April 20th, 2007
Stop stealing my jokes you idiotic hoes
Posted: April 20th, 2007
UR FIRED IM GONNA SHIT DOWN DIS WEBSITR
Posted: April 20th, 2007
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Posted: April 20th, 2007
yo mama so fat she feel over she made her cry
Posted: April 20th, 2007
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Posted: April 20th, 2007
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Posted: April 21st, 2007
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Posted: April 23rd, 2007
your daddy so stupid when him and your mum have sex he has to ask your mum where to put it in
Posted: April 23rd, 2007
your so stupid you have to ask your mum how she made you
Posted: April 23rd, 2007
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Posted: April 23rd, 2007
yo momma is so ugly then a bear
Posted: April 25th, 2007
fds
Posted: April 27th, 2007
yo daddy is like a vacum cleaner he get’s sucked everynight.
Posted: April 27th, 2007
yo daddy is like a door knob everyboby gets a turn
Posted: April 27th, 2007
yo mama is fat right. yo daddy is so fat he make your momma look skinny.
Posted: April 29th, 2007
YO DADDY SO STUPID HE USED HIS RAZOR PHONE 2 SHAVE HIS LEGS
Posted: April 29th, 2007
YO DADDY SO FAT HE FALLS OUTTA BED BOTH SIDES
Posted: April 29th, 2007
YO DADDY SO UGLY HE GOT DISSED BY MICHAEL JACKSON
Posted: April 29th, 2007
YO DADDY SO STUPID HE TOOK A RULER TO BED TO SEE HOW LONG HE WOULD SLEEP
Posted: April 29th, 2007
YO DADDY SO STUPID HE SITS ON THE T.V AND WATCHES THE COUCH!!
Posted: April 29th, 2007
YO DADDY SO FAT WHEN HE WENT TO KFC THEY ASKED HIM WHAT BUCKET DOES HE WANT AND HE SAID THE ONE ON THE ROOF
Posted: April 29th, 2007
YO DADDY SO DESPERATE HE WENT OUT WITH HIS SISTER
Posted: April 29th, 2007
YO DADDYS ASS IS SO BIG, THEY THOUGHT HE WAS J-LO
Posted: April 29th, 2007
YO DADDY SO STUPID HE 4GOT HE WAS A DAD
Posted: April 29th, 2007
YO DADDY SO UGLY WHEN HE STARED AT HIS GRAMMA HER GLASSES BROKE
Posted: April 29th, 2007
gay
Posted: April 29th, 2007
yo dad is do stupid he thought bill nye was dead
Posted: April 30th, 2007
YO Daddys so fat he looks like our janitor Mr. Kieth
Posted: April 30th, 2007
Yo, Daddies so ugly he looked like Leesvilles janiter Mr.Keith
Posted: April 30th, 2007
Little Brent is a fag
Posted: April 30th, 2007
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Posted: May 4th, 2007
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Posted: May 4th, 2007
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Posted: May 4th, 2007
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Posted: May 4th, 2007
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Posted: May 7th, 2007
your daddy is so gay he wipes his ass with you!!!
Posted: May 8th, 2007
yo mommas so fat shes on both sides the family tree
Posted: May 8th, 2007
yo momma so fat she got baptized in da c!
yo momma so ugly kids go as her for halloween!
yo momma so stupid she thought a quarter back was a refund
Posted: May 8th, 2007
yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies
Posted: May 8th, 2007
yo mama so ugly wen she went to the zoo they wouldnt let her out
Posted: May 8th, 2007
yo mama so nasty she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh!
Posted: May 8th, 2007
g-unit is my hommy
Posted: May 9th, 2007
yo momma so nasty she went to red lobster and they kicked her out for bringing her own crabs
Posted: May 11th, 2007
YO DADDY SO STUPED HE MARRIED MICHAEL JACKSON AND SUCKED HIS DICK 4 5CENT A SECOND
Posted: May 11th, 2007
ya daddys so dumb when he walked into iceland he sed y is it so cold
Posted: May 11th, 2007
ya daddys so dumb he took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept for
Posted: May 11th, 2007
yo daddys so fat when he gt hit by a aeroplane he turned around and sed hu through that rock
Posted: May 11th, 2007
yo daddys so dum he thought he could get arrseted fr thinking rude thoughts
Posted: May 11th, 2007
yo daddys so fat i can run a 1 lap marrathon around him
Posted: May 11th, 2007
yo mommas so poor i saw her outside kicking a can i asked her what is she doing she sed moving
Posted: May 11th, 2007
yo mommas so dumb she thoght a quarterback was a refund
yo mommas so small she has to shout through a megaphone dnt spit i cant swim
Posted: May 15th, 2007
hey yo mama and yo daddy is so fat he jumped up in the air and stuck his fat ass in the tree and every body asked is dat yo mama falling 4rm the sky
Posted: May 15th, 2007
hey check dis 1 out homes yo mama is so fat she uses large x large and xxxxxxxlarge and oh my god is coming toward us fat ass
Posted: May 16th, 2007
ur moms like Geico…so easy a cave man could do her
Posted: May 19th, 2007
Yo daddy so bald that when he puts on a tuttrle neck he looks like a brocken codmon
Posted: May 19th, 2007
Yo momma so stupid she thought the milky wave was made by a cow
Posted: May 21st, 2007
Yo momma is so fat she did the splits and gave the street a hickey