yo check diz out homiez…………… i got a yo momma rap song n it goes like diz: TRYIN TO CATCH ME “RIDIN“ DIRTY, TRYIN TO CATCH ME “RIDIN“ DIRTY… MA “MUSIC“ IS SOO LOUD, IM “SWANGIN“ THEY HOPIN DAT DEY DONT CATCH ME “RIDIN“ DIRTY…
i think that Alex is right and they are stupid even the one that said ” your daddy …….. and then SHE ….. if your dad is a SHE let me know so i can call riplies
yo mama so fat and stupid that when she went to court the judge said” Order in the court” and she said
“I’ll take a double big mac, a large frie, and a diet coke, i am trying to watch my weight
ok…check this 1 out…
yo momma so fat, that when she went to the airport with a shirt that had AA on it people said look its American Airlines biggest jet!!!
ok yo check this…
yo momma so fat that when she went to the airport with a shirt that AA on it, people said ” look its American Airlines biggest jet”!!!
yo momma is so stupid i saw her yelling at an envelope and i asked her “manm what are you doing” she answered me “i’m trying to send a voice mail. Why?
Hi im here to sue this website for taking people’s credit from other site area’s there are one of the jokes found stealling and im going to sue this website report to court in 2seconds bitches see ya there
Novel is i no goodspeaky english i can sing ab1323eer see i win you pay me 10mill dallor’s CONGRALATIONS YOU HAVE JUST WON 11MILL DALLORS VEIW THE NEXT PAGE JERK
Some of you people have the worst grammar and spelling ever. Most of these jokes aren’t even funny at all. And some of you need to learn how to speak proper english before you come on these sites and start posting stuff.
bullet yo momma so dumb the news said it was chili outside she ran to get a bowl.
yo momma so poor she found a penny on the ground and said i won the lottery.
yo momma so fat she got a makeover on pimp my ride.
yo momma so skinny she can hoola-hoop thru a cheerio.
yo momma so ugly she went trick or treaten with no costume,she went to the first house and said i like your costume.yo momma so fat i drove around her and ran out of gas. yo momma so fat i jog around her to get exercise. yo momma so stupid she bought hawks tickets, went the falcons game and said go braves.
yo dad is so fat when he walked infront of the tv i missed two eposodes of survivor.
mmm dont hate appriciate.
u no its funny.
yyuhhh hit muahh upp my cell is 772 298 3642
I AM TALL DARK & HANDSOME.
I LIKE SUSHI AND YO MOMMA SERVED ONNAA PLATTAA.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH SEE IM ALREADY CRACKEN FUNNY JOKES AND WERE NOT EVEN ON A DATE YET.
SO GET YO FINE @$$ SELFF ON DAT PHONE NN GIVE MMEE A RANGGG GURL.
Baller u so corney that u don”t realize that u copyed chamillunare. Now bling dat beotch. with them fake dollar signs im the real Baller Negro. Eastside Birdgang meet at New York.And i’ll show u some real Yo momma
Oh! Look im Blood Gang im a blood.hahahahahahahahahahahaha.Blood Gang Yo Daddy so stupid i told him i was get Drugs From my pharmicist He said i DiDn’t Know drug Dealers give Recetes.
Big Pimpin U Bitch U stole my Joke But Its Alright Though Because Yo Momma My Ho! Shes Better then THOSe Other Ones thats why she Comes Home With a Black EYE.Fake player.hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
sunflower10 get yo vocbulary straight because u ain’t spell my name right .u ho.o and i aint no nerd and i go every where ilike when i went to yo house.hahahahhaahhahahahahaha
youll beat my but that sounds gay if yu want to battle lets start tommorow june the 9 07 and make sure u get yo vocabulary straight if u ain’t scared cause u going to be n some real deep S**t.mother******.
oh! that wasnt u i had threesome with that whose yo sister hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha.ikill my self sometimes.sunflower10 i got u bad im telling u betta be ready tomorrow so i can make upiss N YO PANNIES.
Like i said EastsideBird We dont Play no games.homey.
oh and i meant july 9 07 and if any body s going to join the battle between me and sunflower10 let me know today.tommorrow u aint going to be able to enter.if u want get mad cause u aint enter u going to battle me the next day.
@!@!@!@!@!@!!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!!!@!@!!@!
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha
if u join u still gone get beat.bitchs
yo daddy is so funny when he stepped on a fish he jumped and jumped on the bed and yelled aey babe come here and get the fish ithink i just stepped on the fish and broke its back and died
3 men were trying to rob a bank, when they were shot and killed. God comes down to them and says i’llgive all 3 of you the chance to live, and youll have one final chance to steal something. The men agreed, they were willing to do anything to live. God said to them ” go to the fruit market down the street and steal 3 fruit of any kind then come back here and ill tell you what to do. the 1st man came back with 3 cherries god said to him if you can put all 3 cherries in your ass without making a face i will give your life back, if not ur going to hell the man put 2 cherries in his ass but as hes sticking the 3rd one in he makes a grunting face, god snaps his fingers and he goes to hell. The 2nd man comes back carrying 3 apples. God says to him if you can put all 3 apples in your ass without making a face ill give you your life back if not your going to hell. so the man sticks 2 apples in his ass. But when he puts in the 3rd one inside, he starts laughing hysterically. God says to him you have made a face and now you will go to hell. But I am curious…why did you start laughing? And the man says then. Cuz Larry’s comming back and he stole 3 watermelons….. lmao!!!
yo daddy and aaron carter are soo fat and dumb,when he walked in through the door ,the house broke down and aaron carter said you can live with me in a box,i’m still single,and yo daddy said I’m going too live with michea jackson over you
OMG! I just spotted aaron carter,he was flirting with my boyfriend so i wacked him with my purse,then he wacked me with his ,I put lipstick on him,he did the same too me,and he sprayed me with paris hilton perfume,so I walked off with my boyfriend and he walked off in tears as always
YOOO DADDDY JJJJJJJJJOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKEEEEESSSSSSS:
yo daddy so stupid when he looked at an orange juice box cus it said concentrate he stared at it 4 20 min!
Yo daddy so much a fag he said will u cum with me!
(sperm)
juned found a fruity condom and he didn’t know wat it was, so he opened it and put it on his finger and smelt it and licked it. he said it tastes of ayfol(apple). he is a idiot as well as being stupid.
jay kept on getting rejected by all the girls in the world , that he got so fed up of it that he went out & asked a boy out. the boy said yes, so they went to his house and done something in his bedroom that u shouldn’t know. his mum came in and said can i join u? three of them did it in a triangle. jay is a transexual.
yh kk i spelled ur name rong but dat don’t mean dat ui don’t no how 2 spell it nywayx juned iz such a foga dat he doesn’t no da difference between hiz eyez nd hez earz!
A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 year old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have buck beds andthe guy notices that his little brotheris already asleep on the over buck, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top buck.
AS YOU MIGHT EXPECT THINGS START TOP HEAT UP
The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper ” LETTUCE” if she wants it harder and “TOMATO” if she wants a new position.
LETTUCE!!!
LETTUCE!!!
LETTUCE!!!
She screams
LETTUCE!!!
whoa!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!!
I can’t get pregnant!
Then the little brother shouts up, ”HEY , would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You’re getting mayonnnaise all over my face!!!!
ok then that is so stupit my baby sis came come up with better 1z omg how laim.u all suckHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SUCKED IN LOSERS
ur mama is so fat, stupid and loney when they played that song my milkshake bring the boys to the yard she fell and rolled outside and started to squeeze her nipples……
ur mama is so fat when she went to your kindergarden class and they played that song head shoulders knees and toes she only stop at head and and halfway to her shoulders……..
by the way i will c who has made the most cacks or jokes or whatever and choose the 07 winner of jokes or cracksand the winner will get 200,000 dollers.who every makes the 1000th crack will get 500,000 dollers.
by the way i will c who has made the most cacks or jokes or whatever and choose the 07 winner of jokes or cracksand the winner will get 200,000 dollers.
Yo daddy so nasty, he slept with britny spears’s slutty self
yo daddy so stupid,i told him that christmas was around yhe corner so he went looking for it
YO DADDY SO WEIRD HE GOT ONE SHORT LEG AND ONE LONG LEG SO THEY CALL IT LEAN WIT WOCK WIT IT
ur momma so stupid she went to disney land and she read a sign it said disney land left and she went back homeLike - Dislike
ur daddy so stupid she went to disney land and she read a sign it said disney land left and she went back homeLike - Dislike
yo momma so big and hairy she climbed up on the Empire State Building and people tought King Kong came back
Your mom is such like as vacume sh sucks,blows,and lets laid in the closet
yo daddy is SOOOOOOOO lazy……….. he married a pregneant woman
yo daddy so ugly, he has to suck cock at the texico staion for chump change
yo daddy so stupid he seen another man in his house n said”howdydoe
yo son so ugly he got rejected by micheal jackson in the bed every night all night
yo mommas so poor i went to ride her skateboard and she said “get off the family car!”
yo mommas so poor, i saw her outside moving and i asked “what are you doing?”
she said “moving!”
yo mommas so dumb, she locked herself in the bathroom and peed herself
yo mommas so ugly, she came out of a haunted house with a job application!
yo mommas so black, she brest feeds chocolate milk
yo mommas so nasty, they kicked her out of red lobster for having her own crabs
yo mommas so poor, i went to ride her scooter and she said get off the family motorcycle
yo mommas so old she sat next to jesus in 3rd grade
yo mommas so poor, i saw her outside with a pig. i asked where did you get that?
the pig said i got her at the carnival!
yo mommas so stupid she got hit by a cup and told the police she was mugged
yo mommas so fat, she put her butt in front of my tv and i missed a whole season of pimp my ride
yo daddy so black, he drank water and pissed out coffe
yo momma so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl
yo momma so poor I saw her diging in the trash can I said “what you doing”? SHE said “chrismas shoping”
yo daddy so tall he did bak flips and kicked jesus in the chin
ur daddy so stupid i told him i bought a riaser phone and he said be careful dont cut your self
Yo momma so dumb, she posted a momma joke in the YO DADDY section
Yo daddy jerks off so much they cal him Yankenstien
yo momma so stupid yo daddy said it’s chili out-side and yo momma brung a spoon out-side.
yo momma so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE MADE AN ONION CRY!Like - Dislike
YO MAMA TEETH ARE SO ROTTEN THEY LOOK LIKE DICE!!Like - Dislike
yo momma so fat she laid on the beach and green peace tryed to roll her back in the ocean
yo momma is so fat she step up a scale and the scale said to be continued
yo momma is so stupid she could not spell buger king
yo momma is so fat her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud
your mommas pussy so big she buys dildos at the big and tall store !!!!!!!
Yo man yo Daddy so StupiD that when he looked in da mirror he said to his slutt wife look hunny some ones id the house!
Hey yall let’s just get off mom’s ok? cause i just got off your’s.
YO MOM WAS HAVIN A BABY ND UR DAD WAS IN THE DELIVERY ROOM WITH HER ND THE DOCTOR SED LOOK ITS A TREASURE ND UR MOM SED QUICK LETS GO BARRY IT!!….LOLLike - Dislike
yo yo yo ur mama so stupid she tripd ova a cordless fone lol
yo ur mama so dumb she gt ran ova by a parkd car
yo ur mama so ugly dat yo daddy takes her to work wif him so he dont have to kiss her gudbye
yo daddys like cement it takes him 2 days to get hard
yo mammas so poor dat wen she went to mac D’s she had to put a milkshake on layby
hav u heard of the story of da old lady dat lives in a shoe well yo mama so poor she lives in a flip flop
yo mamma so ugly well……….. jst luk at u
yo mamas so fat dat wen she went to jenny craigs she said we askd for ur weight not ur phone number
yo mamas so fat i tired to wlk around her n i got lost
yo mamas so fat dat wen she sat on the chair the chair startd to sing” im goin dwn”
yo mamas so fat dat wen she fell ova she made the grand canyon
your momma is so stupid when the computer said to press any key…she couldnt find it.
your so nasty that you’ve been wearing the same pad from your last 3 periods.
your jokes are so taken off the internet…so you should have a pop-up add behind you.
yo momma so poor when i saw her kicking a can i asked her what was she doing she sayed iam just moveing to another home
yo momma so stuiped when the door bell ring’s she run’s to the micorwave
so momma so stuiped i told her xmas is comeing around the coner she went out side to see
yo daddy so tall he did bak flips and kicked jesus in the chin
im soooooooooo ugly i cant show myself coz i look like a big monkey i even wax my monobrow i look sexy naw .call me,
yo check diz out homiez…………… i got a yo momma rap song n it goes like diz: TRYIN TO CATCH ME “RIDIN“ DIRTY, TRYIN TO CATCH ME “RIDIN“ DIRTY… MA “MUSIC“ IS SOO LOUD, IM “SWANGIN“ THEY HOPIN DAT DEY DONT CATCH ME “RIDIN“ DIRTY…
that is a wax rap you wrote
YO MOM SOO STUPID SHE STOLE FREE BREAD
yo momma sooooooooooooo fat she went out-side in high heels she strikes oil.
yo moma is so ugly dat wen she tried 2 rob de bank dey turned off de cctv cameras
Yo moma so poor wen i stept thru de front door i triped ova de bak fence
Yo moma so stupid !!!!! SHE SOLED HER CAR 4 PEKCHROL CASH !!!!!
yo momma is so fat she sucks dicks
yo mamma so fat she can squeeze inside a dildo
yo mamma so fat her nickname is damn
your mums so fat she makes free willy look like a tic tac
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
yo daddy so ugly a dog suck his dick
yo mama sooooo big she she fart out shit .
yo daddy ate my ass in my daddy dick together.so them call him bigger hoe
Every bodys mama hear is so stupid that thear kids did more stupider things like putting a yo mama joke in the yo daddy section
yo momma so stupid she stared at the orange juice carton for an hour because if said concentrateLike - Dislike
yo momma so fat the doctor counted her freckles and said… “DANG”!! yOU GOT THE POPULATION OF CALIFORNIALike - Dislike
Yo momma is so fat she got 1997 tatooed across her forehead and the police pulled her over for exoired tags!!Like - Dislike
i think that Alex is right and they are stupid even the one that said ” your daddy …….. and then SHE ….. if your dad is a SHE let me know so i can call riplies
Stupider is not a word…………FYI
Yo mama so ugly she went to the beach and lied in the sand and a cat started to barrie her
yo mama so fat and stupid that when she went to court the judge said” Order in the court” and she said
“I’ll take a double big mac, a large frie, and a diet coke, i am trying to watch my weight
your mama is so slutty che can suck the crome of a trailor ball hitch
yo mama is so stupid when the song lean back cam on she stood up
yo mama is so fat she has more rolls thena bakery
Yo momma so dumb she don’t know this is the yo pappa category
yo mama is just like a hardware store 10cents a screw
yo mama is just like a bubble gum machine 25cents a blow!!!!Like - Dislike
your dadda so stupid he sold his car for gas money
your dadda so gay he sucks dicks for money
ok…check this 1 out…
yo momma so fat, that when she went to the airport with a shirt that had AA on it people said look its American Airlines biggest jet!!!
ok yo check this…
yo momma so fat that when she went to the airport with a shirt that AA on it, people said ” look its American Airlines biggest jet”!!!
Yo Daddy’s so ugly, when your momma gave birth to you, she looked at the doctor and said, “I should’ve just gave’m head”
yo daddy so ghetto he put aluminum foil on his teeth and said they were platnium.
Yo mama so fat when someone wanted 2 give her a handshake she had 2 give directions
yo daddy is sooo bold dat e looks like a corn dog with eyebrows
yooooooooooooo.. ur momz sooo stoopid.. she didnt even noe dat she waz a mom………………..
Yo Momma so fat she jumped into the ocean and the whales started singing “we are family, even thought you’re fatter than me.”
Heyahh Nicole Jess && Lozzy Eyahh!_x
Yo Mamma So Fat Shes Bigga Den My Family!_x
*_x.Lostaa.Love.x_*
yo daddy is sooooo ugly his dick has balls and his balls have balls
yo momma is so slfuigybidfusabgpier she is fdksuhbga;isdrubpavub hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
yo momma is so stupid she went to the grocery store and they locked her in and shestarved that night
ASSHOLES
your mamma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon lol hehee _x _x jess ryan adam*****_x_*
yo mamma is so fat she uses her pillow case a her sock lmao Adam I
Your mothers so ugly she aint got no allaby
U-G-L-I… She aint got no allaby
shes ugly… hey hey shes ugly
-
-
-JUST LIKE YO FACE!!!
yo mommas so fat… she gets in the tub and THEN fills it up
Your Mother is so fat she sat on a penny and a booger popped out of her nose!!!
YO MAMMAS SO DUMB BECAUSE SHE HAD A SCREW UP LIKE YOULike - Dislike
YOUR MOM IS SO HAIRY THAT WHEN YOU WERE BORN YOU ALMOST DIED OF A RUG BURN
yo daddy so fat he steped on the scale and it said get yo fat ass off of me
Justin’s fat he walked down his driveway then read a sign”under construction do not enter”.
yu momma so fat, she falls outta bed on both sides
yo momma so ugly, neighbours broke in 3 times to close the curtains
You all have great joke they make me laugh so much.
Yo mama joke and Yo daddy joke are off the chan
Yo mama is so hairy she as afrols on her nibles
yo momma is so poor I saw her kicking a can and I ask What she was doing and she said moving
yo daddy is so gay he maried tupac
yo momma is so fat she fater then a catLike - Dislike
yo momma so fat wen she jumped in the ocean the whales started singen we r family even tho your 10 x FATER THEN US
yo daddy so poor he thought an elavater was a mobil home
yo mama so ugly she look lick a tupac acinfiger
yo momma is so stupid i saw her yelling at an envelope and i asked her “manm what are you doing” she answered me “i’m trying to send a voice mail. Why?
Yo Mama so poor, i came in her house and at the same time i walked out of her house
Yo Mama so fat that when she sat on the rainbow, she made skittles
Yo Mama so fat, when a yellow bus drove by she said “ooh look a twinkie”
Yo Mamas teeth are so yellow that when she smiles, traffic slows down
your mama’s so stupid that when you ask her for butter she shows you her yellow teeth
your daddy’s so stupid he got locked inside a grosery store and starved
your son is so stupid and you tell him you are like your parents.. LOL
your mama’s so dumd that when some one ask for fat free she said then you can’t have me
ok now reall why does everything have to be your mama and your daddy why cant anyone come up with some for aunt uncles cousins and grandparents?
yo grandma so short when she sets on the couch she go weeeeeeeeee
i luve ggggg-unit
yo momma so nasty she has to pour water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh ……
yo momma so old she got her cherry tree choped down by george washington.
Like - Dislike
my mama is so fat she lost a game of hide&seek only because my friend spotted her behind mount everst…….
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YOUR POPS IS SO UGLY HE LOOKS LIKE TOM (FROM MYSPACE)
YOUR DAUGHTER IS SO SLUTTY SHE WENT FROM MYSPACE TO MYPLACE
YOUR MOM IS SO NASTY THAT WHEN SHE WALK INTO RED LOBSTER WITH HER OWN CRABS
YOUR DAD IS SO DUMB THAT HE THOUGH SINCE THERE WAS A RED LOBSTER THERE MOST BE A PURPLE CRAB
MICHEAL IS SO DUMB THAT HE CALLED MR TURNER HIS FATHER
YOUR MOM
I AM SO NASTY (I LIKE THE SEXY TIME WIT MY MOTHER IN LAW)
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YOUR MOM IS SO NASTY THAT WHEN SHE TAKES A SHIT MICHEAL POPS OUT AND SAYS PRISE THE LORD
your daddy so ugly he makes blind kids cry
your daddy is so ugly he looks like caria
your daddy is so dumb he thnks shanfee is his
ur daddy is so ugly he looks like mr malloux
when michael was born his mother said oh what a treasure and his dad said good lets bury it
mr malloux is really a bitch
yo momma is so gay she sleeps wit mr. malloux
michael is
im in my room doing nothing but beating my meat
ass buster is dumb it should be ass sucker
Yo mamma iz so fat she sat next to every one in da plane
His teeth is brighter then he is
my sister candace said I had to go weee and I said not the lake we drink from (toilot) haha
my brothers teeth is brighter then I am
rashidia is fat when he sat on the toliet it said abc 123 get your fat but off of me from renaud to rashidia
your fat
yo all dont make sense these are from tevelevisonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn freaks
these arent even funny make bettter ones
Yo mama so wanna be she went insane and married micheal jackson
Hi im here to sue this website for taking people’s credit from other site area’s there are one of the jokes found stealling and im going to sue this website report to court in 2seconds bitches see ya there
Im gonna arrest you guys you guys stolen one of my jokes from youtube
Stop stealing my jokes you idiotic hoes
these are for u
your daddy so stupid when him and your mum have sex he has to ask your mum where to put it in
your so stupid you have to ask your mum how she made you
I love this web site
yo momma is so ugly then a bear
fds
yo daddy is like a vacum cleaner he get’s sucked everynight.
yo daddy is like a door knob everyboby gets a turn
yo mama is fat right. yo daddy is so fat he make your momma look skinny.
YO DADDY SO STUPID HE USED HIS RAZOR PHONE 2 SHAVE HIS LEGSLike - Dislike
YO DADDY SO FAT HE FALLS OUTTA BED BOTH SIDES
YO DADDY SO UGLY HE GOT DISSED BY MICHAEL JACKSON
YO DADDY SO STUPID HE TOOK A RULER TO BED TO SEE HOW LONG HE WOULD SLEEP
YO DADDY SO STUPID HE SITS ON THE T.V AND WATCHES THE COUCH!!
YO DADDY SO FAT WHEN HE WENT TO KFC THEY ASKED HIM WHAT BUCKET DOES HE WANT AND HE SAID THE ONE ON THE ROOF
YO DADDY SO DESPERATE HE WENT OUT WITH HIS SISTERLike - Dislike
YO DADDYS ASS IS SO BIG, THEY THOUGHT HE WAS J-LO
YO DADDY SO STUPID HE 4GOT HE WAS A DAD
YO DADDY SO UGLY WHEN HE STARED AT HIS GRAMMA HER GLASSES BROKE
gay
yo dad is do stupid he thought bill nye was dead
YO Daddys so fat he looks like our janitor Mr. Kieth
Yo, Daddies so ugly he looked like Leesvilles janiter Mr.Keith
Little Brent is a fag
f@!k
alan
Novel is i no goodspeaky english i can sing ab1323eer see i win you pay me 10mill dallor’s CONGRALATIONS YOU HAVE JUST WON 11MILL DALLORS VEIW THE NEXT PAGE JERK
NO YOU DID NOT WIN 10MILL YOU OWE ME 10MILL DAIL DIS NUMBER 911 AND U WIN ME 10MILLON DUCKS!!
OR TURKEY’S OR CHICKENS OR FAGGIT
IM A BARBIE GIRL FROM A STINKY BARBIE WORLD!!IM GONNA SUE YOU AND IM GONNA SLAP YOU LALALA SWING!!!
your daddy is so gay he wipes his ass with you!!!
yo mommas so fat shes on both sides the family tree
yo momma so fat she got baptized in da c!
yo momma so ugly kids go as her for halloween!
yo momma so stupid she thought a quarter back was a refund
yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies
yo mama so ugly wen she went to the zoo they wouldnt let her out
yo mama so nasty she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh!
g-unit is my hommy
yo momma so nasty she went to red lobster and they kicked her out for bringing her own crabs
YO DADDY SO STUPED HE MARRIED MICHAEL JACKSON AND SUCKED HIS DICK 4 5CENT A SECOND
ya daddys so dumb when he walked into iceland he sed y is it so cold
ya daddys so dumb he took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept for
yo daddys so fat when he gt hit by a aeroplane he turned around and sed hu through that rock
yo daddys so dum he thought he could get arrseted fr thinking rude thoughts
yo daddys so fat i can run a 1 lap marrathon around him
yo mommas so poor i saw her outside kicking a can i asked her what is she doing she sed moving
yo mommas so dumb she thoght a quarterback was a refund
yo mommas so small she has to shout through a megaphone dnt spit i cant swim
hey yo mama and yo daddy is so fat he jumped up in the air and stuck his fat ass in the tree and every body asked is dat yo mama falling 4rm the sky
hey check dis 1 out homes yo mama is so fat she uses large x large and xxxxxxxlarge and oh my god is coming toward us fat ass
ur moms like Geico…so easy a cave man could do her
Yo daddy so bald that when he puts on a tuttrle neck he looks like a brocken codmon
Yo momma so stupid she thought the milky wave was made by a cowLike - Dislike
Yo momma is so fat she did the splits and gave the street a hickey
Some of you people have the worst grammar and spelling ever. Most of these jokes aren’t even funny at all. And some of you need to learn how to speak proper english before you come on these sites and start posting stuff.
If you want to hear a good joke, listen to comedy central. Leave it to the professionals you stupid twits.
Yo daddy’s so fat alaska said “I thought we were the biggest state.”
Yo dad’s so stupid he looked in the mirror and said someones in the house.
Yo dad’s so poor i saw him walking down the street kicking a cardboard box i asked what are you doing he said moving.
My friends daddy is so dumb my friend was kicking a cardboard box down the street he said were getting evicted.
Yo daddy’s so dumb he went to the bulls game and said which one am i riding.
- submitted by mike jackson
Yo daddy so stupid he stared at an orange juice bottle for 20 minutes because it said “concentrate.”
- Submitted by rlhthree
yo daddy’s hair so nappy Moses couldn’t part it.
yo daddy so old jesus signed his yearbook.
- submitted by angie
your daddys so fat his parents had to take him to the pacfic oncean to get him babticed.
- submitted by Twofoxykittens
YOUR DADDY SO OLD HE CAN STICK IT FROM DA FRONT, HE HAS TO GET IT FROM DA
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Yo’ mama so poor, she hangs the toilet paper out to dry!
Yo momma so fat, dumb and clumbsy, she triped over Wal-mart, flew over K-mart, and landed on Target.
yo daddy is so nasty he was tellin all the guys SUCKY SUCKY 5 DOLLAS!!!
yo momma so old when moses spite the red seeds she was on the otherside fishing
yo momma so dumb i saw her walking down my step i said you live here she said yeah but im looking for a house apartment
your mother so poor when she saw jesue in michael jackson house she said you took my boyfriend
your father so fat when he was in the alleyway smoking he said yewwww this weed is nasty it make me skinny
yo momma like a computer when people play on it she paused and got ration
yo momma so bald each time when she saw mr.clean. mr clean said hey you stole my haircut
alejandra stole the jokes from the internet she thought the internet was free for conlision
monkeygirl mom so old she the beetles when there new kids on the block
your mother so stupid when she went to the pizza store she said let me get some free pies and a bakery cake for my dog
uir momma so ugly even tha drangobn king said already got one
ur daddy so poor he stole free food stamp
y when somebody says hoedown u say y yall talkin bout mii sister
ur momma so fat they had to use a bomerang for a belt
ur daddy so poor he dig out tha du ster 4 grocerie shoppin
ur momma so stupid y wen she wus at a club nelly wus rappin he said tha roof is on fire she start runnin and said somebody call tha fire department
all yall jokes are sooo boring i fell asleep holy
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YO DADDY IS LIKE A HORSE YOU CAN GET ON AND RIDE IT…………………………LOL
your mama so old when she was eating popcorns in the threater she thought king david sat behind her
bullet yo momma so dumb the news said it was chili outside she ran to get a bowl.
yo momma so poor she found a penny on the ground and said i won the lottery.
yo momma so fat she got a makeover on pimp my ride.
yo momma so skinny she can hoola-hoop thru a cheerio.
yo momma so ugly she went trick or treaten with no costume,she went to the first house and said i like your costume.yo momma so fat i drove around her and ran out of gas. yo momma so fat i jog around her to get exercise. yo momma so stupid she bought hawks tickets, went the falcons game and said go braves.
your mama so dumb when she had zipper on her jacket she thought she was wearing a xplode t-shirt
yo momma is so ugly she looks lik your real momma
your mama so old she flu her pillow when she sleep
your mama is my cleaning lady
just 2 ket yall know ur mamma so gay that when she wuz fukin to get yall she had a dik & ur daddy had a pussy so ur daddy had u not ur momma
your mama so dumb she look at the mirror she said hi me
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your mama so fat that when jesus said let there be light he said bitch move your fat ass
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yo momma so fat she ran around the corner said “where boobs at”
your mama so dirty she have lick the floor to make it clean
your mom like a swimming pool everybody jump in it she got squmash
you are so poor she have to take a shower with your mom every night
i mean that goes to amanda
yo momma is soooooooo fat that she would of been the one to finish the movie E.T,but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse
yo momma is so dumb, that when she ordered a double cheese burger at mcdonalds she told thev cash register “with cheese please”
your mama so fat there goes on a magzerit behind her while she was in alley
SOME OF YALL R STUPID ITS SOPPOSE YALL NOT EVEN TELLIN JOKES YALL JUSS TALKIN AND I MIGHT BE RIGHT NOW BUT IM JUSS TELLIN YALL
YO DADDY SO FAT THE BACK OF HIS NECK LOKK LIKE THREE HOT POCKETS
YO DADDY THANG SO SMALL WHEN HE TOOK A PHYSIALCAL THEY SAID SORRY ONLY FOR BOYS AND I NO I SPELLED PHYSIALCAL WRONG
YO DADDY TEETH SO BUTTERY WHEN HE DRUNK WATER IT TURED INTO LEMONADE
YO DADDY SO CHEAP HE USE COUPONS AT DIRT CHEAP
YO DADDY SO STUPID HE THOUGHT MALCON X CHILDREN WERE Y AND Z
YO DADDY SO STANKIN WHEN HE SAW A SKUNK IT SAID HEY DAD WATS UP
yo mama is so hairy she has afro’s around her nipples
yo daddy is so fat when he backs up he goes
BEEP BEEP BEEP
yo daddy is so hairy they call him gorilla man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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check it out, yo mama so ugly when she went in the forest,big foot was takin piktures of her
your mama so fat when i tried drivin around her i ran out of gas
yo mama teethsoooooo damn yellow the sun was like ahh my eyes its to brightLike - Dislike
yo momma -_-
yo daddys so nasty hes got every std and still cheats more then that nasty bitch u call a mom
yo daddy is so stupid he took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept
your mum is soo fat when she jumpped i the water the people yelled out sunami!!!!!!!!!!!!
your mama is so dumb she saw someone with a butt chin and she was waithing for the shit to come out
YO D@DDY $0 $T00P!DDDD he ran into a wall.
heckk yuhh u no im funnt dont hate!
yo dad is so fat when he walked infront of the tv i missed two eposodes of survivor.
mmm dont hate appriciate.
u no its funny.
yyuhhh hit muahh upp my cell is 772 298 3642
I AM TALL DARK & HANDSOME.
I LIKE SUSHI AND YO MOMMA SERVED ONNAA PLATTAA.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH SEE IM ALREADY CRACKEN FUNNY JOKES AND WERE NOT EVEN ON A DATE YET.
SO GET YO FINE @$$ SELFF ON DAT PHONE NN GIVE MMEE A RANGGG GURL.
YO MAMAA IS SSO UGLY……..
SHES UGLY!!!! LMAO LAMAO IIMM GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
Baller u so corney that u don”t realize that u copyed chamillunare. Now bling dat beotch. with them fake dollar signs im the real Baller Negro. Eastside Birdgang meet at New York.And i’ll show u some real Yo momma
a um im off yo momma now im on yo daddy or what ever that doesnt sound right .
JUh Uncle yoDaddy So old he could Be your Long Lost Father
Shut Up JuH uncle u Think just Because you wrote them paraghraphs gonna help u out.Yo Daddy so Jacked up He Looked Like Steve Urcle Oh did i do THAT
JUH Uncle Yo DaDDy So Black Like You Alone Ya’LL look Like Melted Hershey’s And Together YA’LL Look Like Burnt Choclate.
Yo Daddy So GREEDY He Stopped Yo Momma from Eating The Last Piece Of Pizza.
Oh! Look im Blood Gang im a blood.hahahahahahahahahahahaha.Blood Gang Yo Daddy so stupid i told him i was get Drugs From my pharmicist He said i DiDn’t Know drug Dealers give Recetes.
Big Pimpin U Bitch U stole my Joke But Its Alright Though Because Yo Momma My Ho! Shes Better then THOSe Other Ones thats why she Comes Home With a Black EYE.Fake player.hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Abaybayy uuu sucha wigger.
your probablky some nerd that sits at home all day.
yuhhh im tlaking bout chuuu.,
mm yuhh u “did” that but i think yuh momma help yuh out a bit cuz ur not smart enough to figure that one out homie
hit me up id like to beat yur butt in person.
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sunflower10 get yo vocbulary straight because u ain’t spell my name right .u ho.o and i aint no nerd and i go every where ilike when i went to yo house.hahahahhaahhahahahahaha
and ill beat yo tail in person
youll beat my but that sounds gay if yu want to battle lets start tommorow june the 9 07 and make sure u get yo vocabulary straight if u ain’t scared cause u going to be n some real deep S**t.mother******.
oh! that wasnt u i had threesome with that whose yo sister hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha.ikill my self sometimes.sunflower10 i got u bad im telling u betta be ready tomorrow so i can make upiss N YO PANNIES.
Like i said EastsideBird We dont Play no games.homey.
oh and i meant july 9 07 and if any body s going to join the battle between me and sunflower10 let me know today.tommorrow u aint going to be able to enter.if u want get mad cause u aint enter u going to battle me the next day.
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if u join u still gone get beat.bitchs
a sunflower10 do u accept the battle or not or just not going to say anything
yo mama IS SO STUPID SHE GOT STABED AT A SHOOTOUTLike - Dislike
Anonymous did u read that joke that i wrote about u.hahahahahahahhjahahhahahahaha!@@!@!!@@!!@!@!!@!@!@!@!@@!
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ya mummas so fat she uses a mat for a tampon
yo daddy has small testicals!
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yo daddy so poor i went to your house asked to go to the washroom youur daddy said pick a corner!!! ^.^
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yo daddy is so funny when he stepped on a fish he jumped and jumped on the bed and yelled aey babe come here and get the fish ithink i just stepped on the fish and broke its back and diedLike - Dislike
yo mamma so ugly whe she stepped in the bathtub the water jumps outLike - Dislike
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Yo momma is so old i told,i told her to act her ahe and she died
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your daddy is so old he waited tables at the last supper
your daddy is so fat, he fell and i didn’t wanna laugh, but the ground was crakin up!
SHINGLEBOP RULES YOU FATTY
yo momma so fat she was baptiesd at sea world
FUK ALL UR MOMZ!!
ahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah fuk tha pigz!!! an ur momz
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yo daddy is so FAT that when god was creating the earth he had to ask him to move out of the way!!!
yur daddy soooooooo stupid that he thought he was a dog and started chasing his tail!!!!!!!!
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YO DAD NUMBER ID 786 97 3733
IM YO DADDY
yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money!
yo mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix the VCR!!!!
yo daddy is so stupid he married yo mama!!!!!!!!!
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your mom so fat everytime i step in her house i saw the yeeber was bebing
your so dumb she piss in the holeneyway
your mom is so ugly she made 50 cent looks like freddy kurger
this is kyle gilbert 9 yers old your momo so stupid she trid to marie a tide bare
yo momo is so uilge your gran parset did not no wat to do with her so they sold her on e bay
your momo is so ulge she scad fraddey zazen away
i made up they jokes and im only 9 years ood
your mom is so old i told her to act her own age andshe died
your mom is so stupid she sold her car for gas money
kisssssssssssssssssssssssssssss my ass all you others
your dad is so bald that when he wears turtle neck he looks like a broken condom..
ur mommy is so fat that she couldn’t fit through that kintchen door
ur daddy is so fat that he look like 250000.00 pigs has came over and ate him a live
yo momma so fat she can see the future
yo momma so ugly she make freddy kruger look like americas next top modell
yo daddy is so ugly, dumb, and fat……….. he had sex w/ ur ugly,, dumb and fat mama and had YOU! lol
fat nuts
yo dada so qeer that if he did not have a hard on he would have nothin to do
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yo dada soooo stupid that if there was a boy scout,pimp,and a fire man and 3 parashoots yo dad would take the boy scouts back pack and die
YO MOMA SO UGLY WHEN SHE ENTERED AN UGLIENESS CONTEST THEY SAID NO PROS
yo mama so stupid she aint got no legs talkin bout lets jump rope
yo momma so stupid she still waiting for the traveling wilburys to tour
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YO DADDY SO FAT HE SAT ON A RAiNBoW AND MADE SKITTLES
yo mamma is soo fat i tryed to role off her and i was still on tha bitch
yo momma so ugly that her mom had to feed her with a sling shot
yo mom is so fat burger king
yall r so stupid yall post comments on stupid things
3 men were trying to rob a bank, when they were shot and killed. God comes down to them and says i’llgive all 3 of you the chance to live, and youll have one final chance to steal something. The men agreed, they were willing to do anything to live. God said to them ” go to the fruit market down the street and steal 3 fruit of any kind then come back here and ill tell you what to do. the 1st man came back with 3 cherries god said to him if you can put all 3 cherries in your ass without making a face i will give your life back, if not ur going to hell the man put 2 cherries in his ass but as hes sticking the 3rd one in he makes a grunting face, god snaps his fingers and he goes to hell. The 2nd man comes back carrying 3 apples. God says to him if you can put all 3 apples in your ass without making a face ill give you your life back if not your going to hell. so the man sticks 2 apples in his ass. But when he puts in the 3rd one inside, he starts laughing hysterically. God says to him you have made a face and now you will go to hell. But I am curious…why did you start laughing? And the man says then. Cuz Larry’s comming back and he stole 3 watermelons….. lmao!!!Like - Dislike
Yo mama so blined she poop in box
yo mama so poor she died of I can”t live any more
YO MOMMA IS SOO FAT SHE SKATES ON BUSSES
yo mom sucks so much dick she went to the sperm banks and spit in the cups
your mum is like a bowling ball… she get fingered 3 times… chuked down the alley and come bak more
you are so thick
an american went to the toilet and when he went in he was an american when he came out he was a american so what was he when he was in the toilet?
european
YO MAMA IS SSSSOOO UGLY WHEN SHE WAS BORN THE DOCTOR SAID “LETS KILL IT BEFORE IT SPREADS”
yo mama is so fat even her clothe has STRETCH MARKS
YOUR MAMA IS SO POOR WHEN SUM1 COMES UP TO HER DOOR BELL AND PRESS IT SHES IN SIDE SAYING DING DING…..
YOUR MAMA IS SO STUIPED WHEN SHE WARS AYE YELLOW RAIN COAT PEOPLE SAYS TAXI…..
Yo Daddy is So Stupid, He Thought Jar-Jar comes with Pickles-Pickles.
yo daddys so ugly not even queen latifah would f*** him
yo daddys so fat he said im ready for a blowjob and ur mom said wheres it at
yo daddys so old when he took a shit and pushed he had a heartattack
yo daddys so ugly when he sucked a lemon the lemon made a face
trevor boris is sooooo gay,he would date a flower
the name tyler is a lesbian name
yo daddy and aaron carter are soo fat and dumb,when he walked in through the door ,the house broke down and aaron carter said you can live with me in a box,i’m still single,and yo daddy said I’m going too live with michea jackson over you
if aaron carter ever got a date it would be January 5th, his unfortunate birthday. aaron is a sucka
OMG! I just spotted aaron carter,he was flirting with my boyfriend so i wacked him with my purse,then he wacked me with his ,I put lipstick on him,he did the same too me,and he sprayed me with paris hilton perfume,so I walked off with my boyfriend and he walked off in tears as always
your mum is fat i kick her in the chest and pork choops come out her arse
your mum is so fat i kick her in the chest and pork chops come out her arse
your mum is so hery she has miny afros on her nipples
your mum is so small she can do back flips under her bed
your mum smell so bad she made right guard turn left
i got aids
yo momma so fat and stopid that wen she was on a plane she looked down saw earth and thought it was a cream cake then jumped out without a parashute
yo momma so short that wen she walks on the street she hold up a singn saying DONT SPIT I CANT SWIM
yo mama so stupid, she got lock in da grocery store and starved!
yo mamma so fat i had 2 roll her in dogh 2 find a wat spat
yo mamma so stupid she bought a walker thinkin it was going 2 do tha walkin 4 her
all u fine ladies out there hit me up at 505- 706-3055 or 575-706-3055
YOU ALL CAN SUCK MY NUTS
YOU BITCHES TALKIN ABOUT MY MAMMA
Yo daddy is so stupid that he didn’t even kno his own name
YO DADDY iS SO BALD DAT WHEN i RUB HiS HEAD,
i CAN TELL DA FUTURE
yo momma is so fat that when she sits down she sits around the house.
yo daddy is so stupid that he has to get your mom to tell him how he was made.
yo momma chests is flat has her backLike - Dislike
YO SISTER IS SO HUTCHIE SHE WENT TO THE PARK NAKED
YO BREATH STANKS SO BAD THE WORLD ENDED
YO EYE BROWS ARE SO FURRY IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE A HUGE RACCON ON YO FACE.
Yo daddys so fat that when he went to China,people thought he was Boda
your mama is so fat tat she sat on the rainbow nd ate all the skittles.
your daddy is so fat tat he used a dumpster for grocer shopin.
yo mama is so poor that when i ring the door n i heard a toilent flush.
yo daddy is so poooooooooooor tat when u ring the door he says “DING,DONG.”
yo daddy is so old that he had to put his dick in the frezer to get it hard.
yo mama is so dumb tat when i called her a “RETART” she said “Did u call me a SWEET-TART”.
yo daddy is so fat that the PACFIC OCEAN was his bathroom.
yo mama iz so dumb tat when i went door to door too collect tax she gave me tacks.
yo daddy iz so fat that i thew a tv at him and i said “see u have your own orbit.”
yo mama is so fat that when your dad and mom got in bed she got up and said “Where did u go.”
yo daddy is so gay Micheal Jackson asked him for help.
here is a song about your daddy:
Homeless man ain’t got no rent
Askin u for 30 cent
If u wont to be a gent
Give this man your 30 cent,
You crank this homeless man
You give him 30 cent
You crank this homeless man
You give him 30 cent,
Homeless man dont brush his teeth
and he smells like cloried bleach
and he showers 0 hours
just like at my feet,
You crank this homeless man
You give him 30 cent
You crank this homeless
You give him 30 cent,
Y’ll see me at your local bus stop
Yes i sleep there every day
When ppl go by me you plug there nose
Because i dont bath frequenly.
Yo momma so fat she lay on the and people run around yelling free willy
The real abaybay is here now.im the king of this right here.
The real abaybay is here now.
yo daddy so dumb he thought p-diddy was his daddy!
yo momma soooo ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off the CAMERAS!!!
YO MOMMA IS SOOOOOOOO UGLY WHEN SHE WALKS INTO A STRIP JOINT THEY PAY HER TO KEEP HER CLOTHES ON
yo daddy so tall he could do a cartwheel and kick jesus
YOOO DADDDY JJJJJJJJJOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKEEEEESSSSSSS:
yo daddy so stupid when he looked at an orange juice box cus it said concentrate he stared at it 4 20 min!
Yo daddy so much a fag he said will u cum with me!
(sperm)
yo daddys so hairy he wuz gettin a blowjob and his girls head got stuck
Your mum is soo stupid she stole free bread
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Your mum is soo fat
she jumped in the air and got stuck loll
hehehe
Your mom is so hairy even her nipples have afferoes on them
your mom is so fat the whales in the ocean sang we are family.
ur mom is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
yo mama so bloody she red
ur mom goes to college
yo daddy is so ugly when he see him self in the mirror he slapped him self
yo daddy is so fat when he goes swimming green peace start a protest for save the whales
Yo daddy so bald when he wears a turtle neck he looks like a broken condom
To momma is so nasty when she burps here teeth duck in cover
yo daddy’s so stupid i said when i say hey you say ho.HEY and yo daddy said WHO!
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your momma’s butt so big, she has a thong the size of the equator and it still rides up her butt
your momma’s butt’s so big, she has a thong the size of the equator and it still rides up her butt!!!!
yo mama so blk she went to night school she got marked absent
yo daddy is so stupid he took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept
yo mama so fat that when i ran around her twicw i got lost
yo mama so fat she was floating and spain claimed her for a new world
all yall mommas so fat when she put to much make up on the mirror
yo momma so fat she lifted her armpit and it smelt like cheddar
yo momma so fat that when she went to the market the watermellons looked like grapes to her
Your mamma so bad she can camel with a tricycle
yo momma is so stupid that she got tangle in a cordless phone
yo momma is so dum she got tangle in a cordless phone
yo momma is so fat that when i moved to china she was my next doorneighbor
yo momma is so ugly when she whent through the hood she got shot
yo momma so stupied it took her 2hrs 2 watch 60mins
yo momma so fat she walked out the door wit high heels and came bac wit flip flops
yo mamma soooooooo ugly miclgason thought she was prity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo momma so ugly she has to sneak up on a waterfountin to get a drink
yo daddy so stupid, he stupid
yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!!!!!
yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the SCALE!!!!!!!
Yo Mamma so fat when she goes to an all you can eat resturant, they have to put speed bumps down.
yo generation so stupid they think nothing.
i fly like a butterfly and sting like a bee i slept with u mom now it burns when i pee
ur moma is so ugly when she looks out the window she gets arrested 4 mooning
yo daddy so bald awig wouldin’t help
yo mammas so supid she puts her clothse in the fridge
ur mamma smells so bad she made right guard turn left.
yo momma!
yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money<3
yo mama is so SKINNY she can hola hoop threw a cherrio
woot woot
Yo Momma’s Just Like A Trampoline Everybody Gets To Bounce And Jump On Her!
yo momma so fat when she sits on the toilet she falls through the floor and hits the basement
yo mama so hairy that when yu walk out the door yu get carpit burns
Has sex with yoiur mom her puss* so wide when I pulled my coc* out there was a fortune cookie inside.
your mommas puss* so hairy it looks like she has chebacca in a leg lock.
your momma went to a plastic surgeon last night when he took one look he said cancel the appointments for the rest of my life.
your momma’s so fat when Richard Simons came by he ran of saying ill never eat KFC for the rest od my life.
Your mommas like tickle me elmo one touch and she’ll buzzz,laugh, and ask for another.
I had sex with your momma last night but now i smell like cong-pow chicken from 1999.
YO MOMMA SO OLD,WHEN I TOUCHED HER BACK HER TITS FELL OFF
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yo daddy so dumb, he married your mum
yall dont know good jokes yall stink these jokes suck as much as you
yo moma is just gay
yo dadda is so dumb he stuck a hose up his ass thinging it was yo moma
I like your dads nut sack oh yes
yo momma so stupid my dead grandma smarter
yo momma so black that she was called a snickers bar in a sleepin bag
your mama’s so fat that she has to use a mataress for a pad when she’s on her period.ha ha!
yo mama is so fat she thinks the london eye is a ring.
yo mamaz soo fat dat she can’e even c her toe nailz haha
it yo mamaz soooooo fat dat she can’t c her own toenailz
yo mama soo fat dat her own clves have strech marks
yo mamma soo fat wen a comet cam down nd hit her she sed oi hu chucked dat stone???
lol hahaha
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yo mamaz sooooo stupid she thinks canary iz a pensil
yo mamaz soooooooo dum shez planning to go to bangladesh with a papaer boat
your mum is dum that she thinks the aeroplane is her wardrobe.ha ha1
i saw your mum throwing fun snaps on the floor, and i asked her wat r u doin? she said i’m bombong london! ha ha!
some of yall got some wack ass jokes str8 up
some of yall got some wack ass jokes str8 up
yo momma so musty she made Right Guard go left, Speed slow down, and Secret tell it all
yo mammaws so fat that when shes go somewhere they gotta get a car that says WIDE LOAD…..
wen juned lies hiz dick goz longer n pinokios nose longer
juned iz such a foga dat he dosn’t no da differnce between hiz tummy nd hiz head! he finks dat hiz eyez r hiz belly
juned, da 1 dat goez jon cass in yr 9, yo mammaz soooooooo stupid dat hiz mum she took and measuring jug yo c how long it took her in the toilet.
oi u spelled ma name rong nd wat u sed bot juned/jay/romoll iz soooo true i can c were he gets da stupidiness 4rm
junedz sooooooo stupid eee took a ruler 2 bed 2 see how long he slept
juned found a fruity condom and he didn’t know wat it was, so he opened it and put it on his finger and smelt it and licked it. he said it tastes of ayfol(apple). he is a idiot as well as being stupid.
JUNED IS SO UGLY THAT WEN HE WALK IN TO A ROOM EVERY ONE HIDES DER FACE.
jayz soooooo hairy people can’t tell the differences between the back and the front.
jays dick is so hairy dat he has to shave it every week.
jays so stupid and dum dat he don’t know the differences between his dick and his mouth.
people cant see da diferences between a dog n jay
jay is so in to the song candy shop dat he actually went to da shop and done wat it says. he licked some one elses candy. (gay)
jay kept on getting rejected by all the girls in the world , that he got so fed up of it that he went out & asked a boy out. the boy said yes, so they went to his house and done something in his bedroom that u shouldn’t know. his mum came in and said can i join u? three of them did it in a triangle. jay is a transexual.
jay was so desperate to do it (sex) that he went & did it wid his mum
your dads ass so big u went poor and he asked want some dont be greedy
more where that came from
ur dad so dum he asked ur prom date out and they doggie styled
YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT A CONDOM WAS A BALLOON
RENE SO RETARRDED HE THOUGHT HIS MOM WAS HIS CONDOM AND E PUT HER ON EVERDAY AND SHE SAID GO DEEPER
yo mama is so old she farted dust
Yo momma so fat, she had to get baptized in Seaworld
yo momma’s so stupid, that when she went to fill out her job application, it said”do not write under the dotted line, and she wrote “O.K.”
Yo mamma so fat that when she went to Sea world, the whales started singing, “We are family even though your fatter then me!”
your momma is so ugly when she went to the bar they kicked her out for being a menis to society
Yo mama so fat when she walked onto the beach the whales sang “We are Family”
Yo mama so fat when she walked across the street she got hit by a bus and said who threw that rock
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Why is kevin Federline alive
yh kk i spelled ur name rong but dat don’t mean dat ui don’t no how 2 spell it nywayx juned iz such a foga dat he doesn’t no da difference between hiz eyez nd hez earz!
lmfao good one it succks
yo momma is so ugly she evn makes an onion cy lol!
yo mommas so ugly that she makes micheal jackson look like brad pitt!!!!!
yo momma so ugly she made onions cry
yo momma so fat they called her “THE ECLIPSE”
yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, ” who threw that rock?”
yo momma so stupid she taped a pice of paper on the tv and said, ” look, we have paper view”
send some more these are stupit
yo mama is so old i told her to act her age and she died
yo momma is like a bowling ball gets picked up fingered and thrown in the gutter.
yo momma is like a big mac 99% fat and only worth a buck
yo momma is sooo fat when she goes to a buffet they have to put speed bumps to slow her down
yo momma is so stupid she sat on the tv and whatched the couch
yo momma is so black and her teeth are so yello she looks like a pitchburg steelers helmet
yo momma is sooo fat her belt size is the equator
your son is soooooooooo ugly when he came out of yo momma she said what the FU** is that and started beating u with a stick
last on for the day
Yo momma is so hairy shes got afros on her nipples
also..
yo momma is so hairy she called a mexican over to trim her up
yo momma saw a yellow car go down the road and said stop that twinky
this site is horrible. This site has the lamest jokes EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
your daddy is so stupid that he sold his car for gas
yo mama so dumb she cut off her nose and eat it.
yo mama so dumb she staired at a juice box becuse it said consentrete.
your mama is so fat she walked on top of the house,and walched the pigin poo on the next door nabaerz
your momma so stupid she send me a fax with a stamp on it
your momma is so fat that when she was sleeping on the beach, people cried free willy
you momma so old that it said expired on the birth certificate
your momma is so short that you can even see her legs on her driving license
A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 year old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have buck beds andthe guy notices that his little brotheris already asleep on the over buck, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top buck.
AS YOU MIGHT EXPECT THINGS START TOP HEAT UP
The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper ” LETTUCE” if she wants it harder and “TOMATO” if she wants a new position.
LETTUCE!!!
LETTUCE!!!
LETTUCE!!!
She screams
LETTUCE!!!
whoa!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!!
I can’t get pregnant!
Then the little brother shouts up, ”HEY , would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You’re getting mayonnnaise all over my face!!!!
Yo mama so ballhead.she curl her hair with rice
Damn can ds jokes get ne lamer?
ok then that is so stupit my baby sis came come up with better 1z omg how laim.u all suckHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SUCKED IN LOSERS
yo mamma so fat she had to break thru a combo 1000000000000000000000000000
your mommas so stupid she climbed ova a see-through wall to see wot was on the other side
ooooohhhh the chickens !!
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ure mommas soo dumb she finds katie keighley attractive
ohh shitt
the chickens have arrived
goodbye world….
Your mommy is so fat and stupid that when she saw the ocean she thought it was a water bed
ur mama is so fat when she swam in the ocean everyone thougtht she was a big jelly fish
ur mama is so fat when they played that song just bought a cadillac on the radio she sang just bought a jumbo jack throw some cheese on that bitch
ur mama is so fat, stupid and loney when they played that song my milkshake bring the boys to the yard she fell and rolled outside and started to squeeze her nipples……
ur mama is so fat when she went to your kindergarden class and they played that song head shoulders knees and toes she only stop at head and and halfway to her shoulders……..
Yo daddy is so gay he makes micheal jackson look straight!!
yo mama is so stupid she loccked herself in the grocery store and starved!
yo mama hair so short wen she braids it ,it lookes like stitches
yo mama is so old she knew burger king while he was still a prince
yo mama sooo old she ran track wit dinosaurs
yo momma so fat she sat on a monsta truck. she turned it into a lowrida
yo mama so black that what u go on camera there are a black spot
yo momma so fat she turned a monsta truck into a lowrider!!!!!!
ok guys i really like all your cracks ok.so call me 954 650 6993 and keep it coming ok!!!
oh and my wife says she loves all the guys and hate the girls
by the way i will c who has made the most cacks or jokes or whatever and choose the 07 winner of jokes or cracksand the winner will get 200,000 dollers.who every makes the 1000th crack will get 500,000 dollers.
by the way i will c who has made the most cacks or jokes or whatever and choose the 07 winner of jokes or cracksand the winner will get 200,000 dollers.
yo daddy so fat he put on a blue shirt and people thought it was the ocean
yo mama so ugly that when she tryed to take a bath, the water jumped out!
thats stale ive seen better
your momma
you are so burnt ur real name is rice krispies
yo mama so dumb i said GABE behind u and she said boy we aint at da ZOO
yo mama so poor she has to take a bath in the rain
Yo’ momma so stupid, she called you a son of a bitch
Yo daddy so stupid, he posted jokes about himself on http://www.thebestyomommajokes.com
yo mamma so nasty she brung crabs to the beach.
i think im gonna have u get up a notch. if u have 10 or more crakes or jokes u get runner up for the day
yo daddy so old his wife said go back in the raisin bran box
Yo mama so fat when she went to KFC, the cashier asked what size chicken bucket she wanted and she said the one on the roof.
YO MAMAZ TEETH ARE SO YELLOW WHEN SHE JUMPED IN THE POOL SHE MADE SUNNYDELIGHT
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Yo mama iz so black dat when she had u T.H.E.Y needed to keep u away from her till u weren’t afraid of the dark
Yo mama iz so black dat when she had u T.H.E.Y needed to keep u away till u weren’t afraid of the dark
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yo momma so stupid she sat on the tv waching the couch
yo momma so black nd her teeth are so yellow when it was dark she looked like the pittsburgh steelers helment
yo momma so fat she put on a yellow raincoat and everyone said hey look the twinky
U r gay bitches ps I love u britnii boyd
ur mumma so dumb she tryed drown a fish
ur mamma so ugly when she went in the bath the water come out
yomama so fat, she got HIT BY A PARKED CAR.
yo daddy is so fat, he told me his number and i thougth it was his weight
yo daddy is so fat when he ate blue bell ice cream his mom sayed your already fat as it is.
yo mommy so ulgy they did not bother puting a mask on her when she wanted to join STAR WARS
yo momma so stupid she had a bunch of kids who are dum enough to write shitty yo momma jokes on a website that anit evan funny… LOL
your momma so ugly, when she started her career in prostitution, she had to pay men to sleep with her!!!!
yo momma so stupid, she wears a helmit to practise safe sex!!!!!
yo dady so gassy he dont need a car
yo mamma teeth so yellow when she smiles on the road people slow down and say,”SLOW DOWN!”
yo daddy so ugly he scared 3 blind people
yo mama so stupid she took a ruler 2 bed 2 see how long she slept
yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
yo mamma is so tall she triped over a rock and hit her head on the moon
yo,mama soooo big n hairy that when she got done takkin a bath and looked at the mirror she saw king kong
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chad is so skinny he swallowed a peanut eminem and looked 9 months pregnant
heather is such a piggy old man jenkins told her that’ll do pig that’ll do
Yo momma so fat she wore a shirt with AA on people thought it was Americas Airlines biggest jet
you heard the story about the little old women who lived in a shoe well, Yo Momma so poor she lives in a flip-flop.
your momma so ugly rice crispes wont talk to her
o damn
yo daddys like a mounds bar– hes got no nutttsss
EVERYBODY JOKES ON HERE SUCK MORE THAN THEY MAMA AND GRANDMA PUT 2GETHER!!!!!!!!!!!11
YO JOKES SO LAME DA COMPUTER THREW A L IN YO FACE.
yo momma so bald that she got T.V.’s on her bald spots
Yo Momma So Ugly, That When She Cries, Her Tears Run Down The Back Of Her Head Because they’re Afraid Of Her Face!