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1031 Responses to “Yo Daddy Jokes”

  1. 1
    Yo Momma's Master said:

      Yo daddy so nasty, he slept with britny spears’s slutty self

  2. 2
    steven schultz said:

      yo daddy so stupid,i told him that christmas was around yhe corner so he went looking for it

  3. 3
    TJ BENNETT said:

      YO DADDY SO WEIRD HE GOT ONE SHORT LEG AND ONE LONG LEG SO THEY CALL IT LEAN WIT WOCK WIT IT

  4. 4
    DJ said:

      ur momma so stupid she went to disney land and she read a sign it said disney land left and she went back home

  5. 5
    DJ said:

      ur daddy so stupid she went to disney land and she read a sign it said disney land left and she went back home

  6. 6
    Michael said:

      yo momma so big and hairy she climbed up on the Empire State Building and people tought King Kong came back

  7. 7
    paul said:

      Your mom is such like as vacume sh sucks,blows,and lets laid in the closet

  8. 8
    diamond dave said:

      yo daddy is SOOOOOOOO lazy……….. he married a pregneant woman

  9. 9
    diamond dave said:

      yo daddy so ugly, he has to suck cock at the texico staion for chump change

  10. 10
    victor said:

      yo daddy so stupid he seen another man in his house n said”howdydoe

  11. 11
    yo son sucks said:

      yo son so ugly he got rejected by micheal jackson in the bed every night all night

  12. 12
    secret agent clank said:

      yo mommas so poor i went to ride her skateboard and she said “get off the family car!”

  13. 13
    secret agent clank said:

      yo mommas so poor, i saw her outside moving and i asked “what are you doing?”
      she said “moving!”

  14. 14
    secret agent clank said:

      yo mommas so dumb, she locked herself in the bathroom and peed herself

  15. 15
    secret agent clank said:

      yo mommas so ugly, she came out of a haunted house with a job application!

  16. 16
    secret agent clank said:

      yo mommas so black, she brest feeds chocolate milk

  17. 17
    secret agent clank said:

      yo mommas so nasty, they kicked her out of red lobster for having her own crabs

  18. 18
    secret agent clank said:

      yo mommas so poor, i went to ride her scooter and she said get off the family motorcycle

  19. 19
    secret agent clank said:

      yo mommas so old she sat next to jesus in 3rd grade

  20. 20
    secret agent clank said:

      yo mommas so poor, i saw her outside with a pig. i asked where did you get that?
      the pig said i got her at the carnival!

  21. 21
    secret agent clank said:

      yo mommas so stupid she got hit by a cup and told the police she was mugged

  22. 22
    secret agent clank said:

      yo mommas so fat, she put her butt in front of my tv and i missed a whole season of pimp my ride

  23. 23
    kev said:

      yo daddy so black, he drank water and pissed out coffe

  24. 24
    nikki said:

      yo momma so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl

  25. 25
    DAY-DAY said:

      yo momma so poor I saw her diging in the trash can I said “what you doing”? SHE said “chrismas shoping”

  26. 26
    joey said:

      yo daddy so tall he did bak flips and kicked jesus in the chin

  27. 27
    Anonymous said:

      ur daddy so stupid i told him i bought a riaser phone and he said be careful dont cut your self

  28. 28
    Yo Momma's Master said:

      Yo momma so dumb, she posted a momma joke in the YO DADDY section

  29. 29
    Yo Momma's Master said:

      Yo daddy jerks off so much they cal him Yankenstien

  30. 30
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so stupid yo daddy said it’s chili out-side and yo momma brung a spoon out-side.

  31. 31
    marquez said:

      yo momma so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

  32. 32
    ammy said:

      YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE MADE AN ONION CRY!

  33. 33
    ammy said:

      YO MAMA TEETH ARE SO ROTTEN THEY LOOK LIKE DICE!!

  34. 34
    brandy wilson said:

      yo momma so fat she laid on the beach and green peace tryed to roll her back in the ocean

  35. 35
    shorty said:

      yo momma is so fat she step up a scale and the scale said to be continued

  36. 36
    shorty said:

      yo momma is so stupid she could not spell buger king

  37. 37
    shorty said:

      yo momma is so fat her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud

  38. 38
    Anonymous said:

      your mommas pussy so big she buys dildos at the big and tall store !!!!!!!

  39. 39
    Cl said:

      Yo man yo Daddy so StupiD that when he looked in da mirror he said to his slutt wife look hunny some ones id the house!

  40. 40
    Cl said:

      Hey yall let’s just get off mom’s ok? cause i just got off your’s.

  41. 41
    **yo*mom!!** said:

      YO MOM WAS HAVIN A BABY ND UR DAD WAS IN THE DELIVERY ROOM WITH HER ND THE DOCTOR SED LOOK ITS A TREASURE ND UR MOM SED QUICK LETS GO BARRY IT!!….LOL

  42. 42
    yo daughter said:

      yo yo yo ur mama so stupid she tripd ova a cordless fone lol

  43. 43
    yo daughter said:

      yo ur mama so dumb she gt ran ova by a parkd car

  44. 44
    yo daughter said:

      yo ur mama so ugly dat yo daddy takes her to work wif him so he dont have to kiss her gudbye

  45. 45
    yo daughter said:

      yo daddys like cement it takes him 2 days to get hard

  46. 46
    yo daughter said:

      yo mammas so poor dat wen she went to mac D’s she had to put a milkshake on layby

  47. 47
    yo daughter said:

      hav u heard of the story of da old lady dat lives in a shoe well yo mama so poor she lives in a flip flop

  48. 48
    im off yo mama n now im on yo daddy said:

      yo mamma so ugly well……….. jst luk at u

  49. 49
    im off yo mama n now im on yo daddy said:

      yo mamas so fat dat wen she went to jenny craigs she said we askd for ur weight not ur phone number

  50. 50
    im off yo mama n now im on yo daddy said:

      yo mamas so fat i tired to wlk around her n i got lost

  51. 51
    im off yo mama n now im on yo daddy said:

      yo mamas so fat dat wen she sat on the chair the chair startd to sing” im goin dwn”

  52. 52
    im off yo mama n now im on yo daddy said:

      yo mamas so fat dat wen she fell ova she made the grand canyon

  53. 53
    motha freaka said:

      your momma is so stupid when the computer said to press any key…she couldnt find it.

  54. 54
    motha freaka said:

      your so nasty that you’ve been wearing the same pad from your last 3 periods.

  55. 55
    motha freaka said:

      your jokes are so taken off the internet…so you should have a pop-up add behind you.

  56. 56
    nysheera said:

      yo momma so poor when i saw her kicking a can i asked her what was she doing she sayed iam just moveing to another home

  57. 57
    nysheera said:

      yo momma so stuiped when the door bell ring’s she run’s to the micorwave

  58. 58
    nysheera said:

      so momma so stuiped i told her xmas is comeing around the coner she went out side to see

  59. 59
    michael said:

      yo daddy so tall he did bak flips and kicked jesus in the chin

  60. 60
    baz cooper said:

      im soooooooooo ugly i cant show myself coz i look like a big monkey i even wax my monobrow i look sexy naw .call me,

  61. 61
    *$* Baller *$* said:

      yo check diz out homiez…………… i got a yo momma rap song n it goes like diz: TRYIN TO CATCH ME “RIDIN“ DIRTY, TRYIN TO CATCH ME “RIDIN“ DIRTY… MA “MUSIC“ IS SOO LOUD, IM “SWANGIN“ THEY HOPIN DAT DEY DONT CATCH ME “RIDIN“ DIRTY…

  62. 62
    nysheera said:

      that is a wax rap you wrote

  63. 63
    YO MOM said:

      YO MOM SOO STUPID SHE STOLE FREE BREAD

  64. 64
    Lacy Conley said:

      yo momma sooooooooooooo fat she went out-side in high heels she strikes oil.

  65. 65
    Yo Moma said:

      yo moma is so ugly dat wen she tried 2 rob de bank dey turned off de cctv cameras

  66. 66
    Yo Moma said:

      Yo moma so poor wen i stept thru de front door i triped ova de bak fence

  67. 67
    Yo Moma said:

      Yo moma so stupid !!!!! SHE SOLED HER CAR 4 PEKCHROL CASH !!!!!

  68. 68
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so fat she sucks dicks

  69. 69
    Anonymous said:

      yo mamma so fat she can squeeze inside a dildo

  70. 70
    Anonymous said:

      yo mamma so fat her nickname is damn

  71. 71
    Anonymous said:

      your mums so fat she makes free willy look like a tic tac

  72. 72
    sarah said:

      Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

  73. 73
    bebe said:

      yo daddy so ugly a dog suck his dick

  74. 74
    bebe said:

      yo mama sooooo big she she fart out shit .

  75. 75
    bebe said:

      yo daddy ate my ass in my daddy dick together.so them call him bigger hoe

  76. 76
    Alex said:

      Every bodys mama hear is so stupid that thear kids did more stupider things like putting a yo mama joke in the yo daddy section

  77. 77
    monkeygirl said:

      yo momma so stupid she stared at the orange juice carton for an hour because if said concentrate

  78. 78
    monkeygirl said:

      yo momma so fat the doctor counted her freckles and said… “DANG”!! yOU GOT THE POPULATION OF CALIFORNIA

  79. 79
    monkeygirl said:

      Yo momma is so fat she got 1997 tatooed across her forehead and the police pulled her over for exoired tags!!

  80. 80
    Amanda said:

      i think that Alex is right and they are stupid even the one that said ” your daddy …….. and then SHE ….. if your dad is a SHE let me know so i can call riplies

  81. 81
    Amanda said:

      Stupider is not a word…………FYI

  82. 82
    brandon said:

      Yo mama so ugly she went to the beach and lied in the sand and a cat started to barrie her

  83. 83
    brandon said:

      yo mama so fat and stupid that when she went to court the judge said” Order in the court” and she said
      “I’ll take a double big mac, a large frie, and a diet coke, i am trying to watch my weight

  84. 84
    chazz contreras said:

      your mama is so slutty che can suck the crome of a trailor ball hitch

  85. 85
    guess who said:

      yo mama is so stupid when the song lean back cam on she stood up

  86. 86
    guess who said:

      yo mama is so fat she has more rolls thena bakery

  87. 87
    Yo Momma's Master said:

      Yo momma so dumb she don’t know this is the yo pappa category

  88. 88
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama is just like a hardware store 10cents a screw

  89. 89
    Dionesia said:

      yo mama is just like a bubble gum machine 25cents a blow!!!!

  90. 90
    Anonymous said:

      your dadda so stupid he sold his car for gas money

  91. 91
    Anonymous said:

      your dadda so gay he sucks dicks for money

  92. 92
    Anonymous said:

      ok…check this 1 out…
      yo momma so fat, that when she went to the airport with a shirt that had AA on it people said look its American Airlines biggest jet!!!

  93. 93
    chris greene& chris Fitzwater said:

      ok yo check this…
      yo momma so fat that when she went to the airport with a shirt that AA on it, people said ” look its American Airlines biggest jet”!!!

  94. 94
    Ye-Ya said:

      Yo Daddy’s so ugly, when your momma gave birth to you, she looked at the doctor and said, “I should’ve just gave’m head”

  95. 95
    adw said:

      yo daddy so ghetto he put aluminum foil on his teeth and said they were platnium.

  96. 96
    Gabrella Smith said:

      Yo mama so fat when someone wanted 2 give her a handshake she had 2 give directions

  97. 97
    shanree said:

      yo daddy is sooo bold dat e looks like a corn dog with eyebrows

  98. 98
    maria said:

      yooooooooooooo.. ur momz sooo stoopid.. she didnt even noe dat she waz a mom………………..

  99. 99
    Jay Dog said:

      Yo Momma so fat she jumped into the ocean and the whales started singing “we are family, even thought you’re fatter than me.”

  100. 100
    Anonymous said:

      Heyahh Nicole Jess && Lozzy Eyahh!_x
      Yo Mamma So Fat Shes Bigga Den My Family!_x
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  101. 101
    lexi65 said:

      yo daddy is sooooo ugly his dick has balls and his balls have balls

  102. 102
    abby grl said:

      yo momma is so slfuigybidfusabgpier she is fdksuhbga;isdrubpavub hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  103. 103
    abby grl said:

      yo momma is so stupid she went to the grocery store and they locked her in and shestarved that night

  104. 104
    abby grl said:

      ASSHOLES

  105. 105
    Anonymous said:

      your mamma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon lol hehee _x _x jess ryan adam*****_x_*

  106. 106
    Anonymous said:

      yo mamma is so fat she uses her pillow case a her sock lmao Adam I

  107. 107
    Your Mother said:

      Your mothers so ugly she aint got no allaby

      U-G-L-I… She aint got no allaby
      shes ugly… hey hey shes ugly

      -

      -


      -JUST LIKE YO FACE!!!

  108. 108
    JACKIE N' SHAYLA (spicy) said:

      yo mommas so fat… she gets in the tub and THEN fills it up

  109. 109
    jess jack n kels n shay (in comp) said:

      Your Mother is so fat she sat on a penny and a booger popped out of her nose!!!

  110. 110
    SHAY N' CHEESY JACK TATERS said:

      YO MAMMAS SO DUMB BECAUSE SHE HAD A SCREW UP LIKE YOU

  111. 111
    SHAY N' CHEESY JACK TATERS said:

      YOUR MOM IS SO HAIRY THAT WHEN YOU WERE BORN YOU ALMOST DIED OF A RUG BURN

  112. 112
    Anonymous said:

      yo daddy so fat he steped on the scale and it said get yo fat ass off of me

  113. 113
    Austin said:

      Justin’s fat he walked down his driveway then read a sign”under construction do not enter”.

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    banger said:

      yu momma so fat, she falls outta bed on both sides

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    banger said:

      yo momma so ugly, neighbours broke in 3 times to close the curtains

  116. 116
    candy girl said:

      You all have great joke they make me laugh so much.
      Yo mama joke and Yo daddy joke are off the chan

  117. 117
    candy girl said:

      Yo mama is so hairy she as afrols on her nibles

  118. 118
    homee G said:

      yo momma is so poor I saw her kicking a can and I ask What she was doing and she said moving

  119. 119
    matt said:

      yo daddy is so gay he maried tupac

  120. 120
    andre said:

      yo momma is so fat she fater then a cat

  121. 121
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so fat wen she jumped in the ocean the whales started singen we r family even tho your 10 x FATER THEN US

  122. 122
    kevin booher said:

      yo daddy so poor he thought an elavater was a mobil home

  123. 123
    kevin booher said:

      yo mama so ugly she look lick a tupac acinfiger

  124. 124
    nestor lopez said:

      yo momma is so stupid i saw her yelling at an envelope and i asked her “manm what are you doing” she answered me “i’m trying to send a voice mail. Why?

  125. 125
    Anonymous said:

      Yo Mama so poor, i came in her house and at the same time i walked out of her house

  126. 126
    HIPPOS said:

      Yo Mama so fat that when she sat on the rainbow, she made skittles

  127. 127
    HIPPOS said:

      Yo Mama so fat, when a yellow bus drove by she said “ooh look a twinkie”

  128. 128
    HIPPOS said:

      Yo Mamas teeth are so yellow that when she smiles, traffic slows down

  129. 129
    g-unit said:

      your mama’s so stupid that when you ask her for butter she shows you her yellow teeth

  130. 130
    g-unit said:

      your daddy’s so stupid he got locked inside a grosery store and starved

  131. 131
    g-unit said:

      your son is so stupid and you tell him you are like your parents.. LOL

  132. 132
    g-unit said:

      your mama’s so dumd that when some one ask for fat free she said then you can’t have me

  133. 133
    g-unit said:

      ok now reall why does everything have to be your mama and your daddy why cant anyone come up with some for aunt uncles cousins and grandparents?

  134. 134
    supa gurl said:

      yo grandma so short when she sets on the couch she go weeeeeeeeee

  135. 135
    supa gurl said:

      i luve ggggg-unit

  136. 136
    shay bug said:

      yo momma so nasty she has to pour water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh ……

  137. 137
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so old she got her cherry tree choped down by george washington.

  138. 138
    Terry said:

      my mama is so fat she lost a game of hide&seek only because my friend spotted her behind mount everst…….

  139. 139
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  151. 151
    rob,mike,carlos,tray,frilipete said:

      YOUR POPS IS SO UGLY HE LOOKS LIKE TOM (FROM MYSPACE)

  152. 152
    rob,mike,carlos,tray,frilipete said:

      YOUR DAUGHTER IS SO SLUTTY SHE WENT FROM MYSPACE TO MYPLACE

  153. 153
    rob,mike,carlos,tray,frilipete said:

      YOUR MOM IS SO NASTY THAT WHEN SHE WALK INTO RED LOBSTER WITH HER OWN CRABS

  154. 154
    rob,mike,carlos,tray,frilipete said:

      YOUR DAD IS SO DUMB THAT HE THOUGH SINCE THERE WAS A RED LOBSTER THERE MOST BE A PURPLE CRAB

  155. 155
    rob,mike,carlos,tray,frilipete said:

      MICHEAL IS SO DUMB THAT HE CALLED MR TURNER HIS FATHER

  156. 156
    PEPE RVERA DE LA CRUZ GONZALES GARCIA said:

      YOUR MOM

  157. 157
    THE REAL BORAT said:

      I AM SO NASTY (I LIKE THE SEXY TIME WIT MY MOTHER IN LAW)

  158. 158
    ass buster said:

      0-ikty

  159. 159
    PEPE RVERA DE LA CRUZ GONZALES GARCIA said:

      YOUR MOM IS SO NASTY THAT WHEN SHE TAKES A SHIT MICHEAL POPS OUT AND SAYS PRISE THE LORD

  160. 160
    ass buster said:

      your daddy so ugly he makes blind kids cry

  161. 161
    ass buster said:

      your daddy is so ugly he looks like caria

  162. 162
    ass buster said:

      your daddy is so dumb he thnks shanfee is his

  163. 163
    ass buster said:

      ur daddy is so ugly he looks like mr malloux

  164. 164
    ass buster said:

      when michael was born his mother said oh what a treasure and his dad said good lets bury it

  165. 165
    micheal said:

      mr malloux is really a bitch

  166. 166
    nutted in yo mother said:

      yo momma is so gay she sleeps wit mr. malloux

  167. 167
    cool said:

      michael is

  168. 168
    micheal said:

      im in my room doing nothing but beating my meat

  169. 169
    Alex said:

      ass buster is dumb it should be ass sucker

  170. 170
    Anonymous said:

      Yo mamma iz so fat she sat next to every one in da plane

  171. 171
    tony said:

      His teeth is brighter then he is

  172. 172
    tony kernighan said:

      my sister candace said I had to go weee and I said not the lake we drink from (toilot) haha

  173. 173
    candy-ass said:

      my brothers teeth is brighter then I am

  174. 174
    renaud said:

      rashidia is fat when he sat on the toliet it said abc 123 get your fat but off of me from renaud to rashidia

  175. 175
    Anonymous said:

      your fat

  176. 176
    Anonymous said:

      yo all dont make sense these are from tevelevisonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn freaks

  177. 177
    Anonymous said:

      these arent even funny make bettter ones

  178. 178
    Faggit said:

      Yo mama so wanna be she went insane and married micheal jackson

  179. 179
    Internet explorer said:

      Hi im here to sue this website for taking people’s credit from other site area’s there are one of the jokes found stealling and im going to sue this website report to court in 2seconds bitches see ya there

  180. 180
    Youtube said:

      Im gonna arrest you guys you guys stolen one of my jokes from youtube

  181. 181
    BurgerKing said:

      Stop stealing my jokes you idiotic hoes

  182. 182
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  183. 183
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  184. 184
    111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 said:

      yo mama so fat she feel over she made her cry

  185. 185
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  186. 186
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  188. 188
    LiL-J said:

      your daddy so stupid when him and your mum have sex he has to ask your mum where to put it in

  189. 189
    LiL-J said:

      your so stupid you have to ask your mum how she made you

  190. 190
    brittany brodage said:

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  191. 191
    you aer gay said:

      yo momma is so ugly then a bear

  192. 192
    killing em said:

      fds

  193. 193
    tiffany said:

      yo daddy is like a vacum cleaner he get’s sucked everynight.

  194. 194
    tiffany said:

      yo daddy is like a door knob everyboby gets a turn

  195. 195
    tiffany said:

      yo mama is fat right. yo daddy is so fat he make your momma look skinny.

  196. 196
    CHIZZLED said:

      YO DADDY SO STUPID HE USED HIS RAZOR PHONE 2 SHAVE HIS LEGS

  197. 197
    CHIZZLED said:

      YO DADDY SO FAT HE FALLS OUTTA BED BOTH SIDES

  198. 198
    CHIZZLED said:

      YO DADDY SO UGLY HE GOT DISSED BY MICHAEL JACKSON

  199. 199
    CHIZZLED said:

      YO DADDY SO STUPID HE TOOK A RULER TO BED TO SEE HOW LONG HE WOULD SLEEP

  200. 200
    CHIZZLED said:

      YO DADDY SO STUPID HE SITS ON THE T.V AND WATCHES THE COUCH!!

  201. 201
    CHIZZLED said:

      YO DADDY SO FAT WHEN HE WENT TO KFC THEY ASKED HIM WHAT BUCKET DOES HE WANT AND HE SAID THE ONE ON THE ROOF

  202. 202
    CHIZZLED said:

      YO DADDY SO DESPERATE HE WENT OUT WITH HIS SISTER

  203. 203
    CHIZZLED said:

      YO DADDYS ASS IS SO BIG, THEY THOUGHT HE WAS J-LO

  204. 204
    CHIZZLED said:

      YO DADDY SO STUPID HE 4GOT HE WAS A DAD

  205. 205
    CHIZZLED said:

      YO DADDY SO UGLY WHEN HE STARED AT HIS GRAMMA HER GLASSES BROKE

  206. 206
    WHAT NOW FOE! said:

      gay

  207. 207
    WHAT NOW FOE! said:

      yo dad is do stupid he thought bill nye was dead

  208. 208
    little brent said:

      YO Daddys so fat he looks like our janitor Mr. Kieth

  209. 209
    Samuel Adam Turnipseed said:

      Yo, Daddies so ugly he looked like Leesvilles janiter Mr.Keith

  210. 210
    little brent said:

      Little Brent is a fag

  211. 211
    f-er said:

      f@!k
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  212. 212
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    Ni hao ma im from china said:

      Novel is i no goodspeaky english i can sing ab1323eer see i win you pay me 10mill dallor’s CONGRALATIONS YOU HAVE JUST WON 11MILL DALLORS VEIW THE NEXT PAGE JERK

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    Ni hao ma im from china said:

      NO YOU DID NOT WIN 10MILL YOU OWE ME 10MILL DAIL DIS NUMBER 911 AND U WIN ME 10MILLON DUCKS!!

      OR TURKEY’S OR CHICKENS OR FAGGIT

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    bARBIE said:

      IM A BARBIE GIRL FROM A STINKY BARBIE WORLD!!IM GONNA SUE YOU AND IM GONNA SLAP YOU LALALA SWING!!!

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    Anonymous said:

      your daddy is so gay he wipes his ass with you!!!

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    Anonymous said:

      yo mommas so fat shes on both sides the family tree

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    rachie said:

      yo momma so fat she got baptized in da c!

      yo momma so ugly kids go as her for halloween!

      yo momma so stupid she thought a quarter back was a refund

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    Im a G said:

      yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies

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    Im a G said:

      yo mama so ugly wen she went to the zoo they wouldnt let her out

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    Im a G said:

      yo mama so nasty she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh!

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    Im a G said:

      g-unit is my hommy

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    mia said:

      yo momma so nasty she went to red lobster and they kicked her out for bringing her own crabs

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    gas t go back b$$$$ said:

      YO DADDY SO STUPED HE MARRIED MICHAEL JACKSON AND SUCKED HIS DICK 4 5CENT A SECOND

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    bullet said:

      ya daddys so dumb when he walked into iceland he sed y is it so cold

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    bullet said:

      ya daddys so dumb he took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept for

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    bullet said:

      yo daddys so fat when he gt hit by a aeroplane he turned around and sed hu through that rock

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    bullet said:

      yo daddys so dum he thought he could get arrseted fr thinking rude thoughts

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    bullet said:

      yo daddys so fat i can run a 1 lap marrathon around him

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    bullet said:

      yo mommas so poor i saw her outside kicking a can i asked her what is she doing she sed moving

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    bullet said:

      yo mommas so dumb she thoght a quarterback was a refund
      yo mommas so small she has to shout through a megaphone dnt spit i cant swim

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    me and yo mama said:

      hey yo mama and yo daddy is so fat he jumped up in the air and stuck his fat ass in the tree and every body asked is dat yo mama falling 4rm the sky

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    me and yo mama said:

      hey check dis 1 out homes yo mama is so fat she uses large x large and xxxxxxxlarge and oh my god is coming toward us fat ass

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    Nicole Brunner said:

      ur moms like Geico…so easy a cave man could do her

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    Lil Rell said:

      Yo daddy so bald that when he puts on a tuttrle neck he looks like a brocken codmon

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    Hip-Hop said:

      Yo momma so stupid she thought the milky wave was made by a cow

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    Joe said:

      Yo momma is so fat she did the splits and gave the street a hickey