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4545 Yo Momma Jokes in “Yo Daddy Jokes”



  1. Yo Momma's Master's Momma Joke:

    Yo daddy so nasty, he slept with britny spears’s slutty self



  2. steven schultz's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy so stupid,i told him that christmas was around yhe corner so he went looking for it



  3. TJ BENNETT's Momma Joke:

    YO DADDY SO WEIRD HE GOT ONE SHORT LEG AND ONE LONG LEG SO THEY CALL IT LEAN WIT WOCK WIT IT



  4. DJ's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so stupid she went to disney land and she read a sign it said disney land left and she went back home



  5. DJ's Momma Joke:

    ur daddy so stupid she went to disney land and she read a sign it said disney land left and she went back home



  6. Michael's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so big and hairy she climbed up on the Empire State Building and people tought King Kong came back



  7. paul's Momma Joke:

    Your mom is such like as vacume sh sucks,blows,and lets laid in the closet



  8. diamond dave's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy is SOOOOOOOO lazy……….. he married a pregneant woman



  9. victor's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy so stupid he seen another man in his house n said”howdydoe



  10. yo son sucks's Momma Joke:

    yo son so ugly he got rejected by micheal jackson in the bed every night all night



  11. secret agent clank's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so poor i went to ride her skateboard and she said “get off the family car!”



  12. secret agent clank's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so poor, i saw her outside moving and i asked “what are you doing?”
    she said “moving!”



  13. secret agent clank's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so dumb, she locked herself in the bathroom and peed herself



  14. secret agent clank's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ugly, she came out of a haunted house with a job application!



  15. secret agent clank's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so black, she brest feeds chocolate milk



  16. secret agent clank's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so nasty, they kicked her out of red lobster for having her own crabs



  17. secret agent clank's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so poor, i went to ride her scooter and she said get off the family motorcycle



  18. secret agent clank's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so old she sat next to jesus in 3rd grade



  19. secret agent clank's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so poor, i saw her outside with a pig. i asked where did you get that?
    the pig said i got her at the carnival!



  20. secret agent clank's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid she got hit by a cup and told the police she was mugged



  21. secret agent clank's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat, she put her butt in front of my tv and i missed a whole season of pimp my ride



  22. kev's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy so black, he drank water and pissed out coffe



  23. nikki's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl



  24. DAY-DAY's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor I saw her diging in the trash can I said “what you doing”? SHE said “chrismas shoping”



  25. joey's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy so tall he did bak flips and kicked jesus in the chin



  26. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur daddy so stupid i told him i bought a riaser phone and he said be careful dont cut your self



  27. Yo Momma's Master's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb, she posted a momma joke in the YO DADDY section



  28. Yo Momma's Master's Momma Joke:

    Yo daddy jerks off so much they cal him Yankenstien



  29. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid yo daddy said it’s chili out-side and yo momma brung a spoon out-side.



  30. marquez's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.



  31. ammy's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE MADE AN ONION CRY!



  32. ammy's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA TEETH ARE SO ROTTEN THEY LOOK LIKE DICE!!



  33. brandy wilson's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she laid on the beach and green peace tryed to roll her back in the ocean



  34. shorty's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she step up a scale and the scale said to be continued



  35. shorty's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she could not spell buger king



  36. shorty's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud



  37. Cl's Momma Joke:

    Yo man yo Daddy so StupiD that when he looked in da mirror he said to his slutt wife look hunny some ones id the house!



  38. Cl's Momma Joke:

    Hey yall let’s just get off mom’s ok? cause i just got off your’s.



  39. **yo*mom!!**'s Momma Joke:

    YO MOM WAS HAVIN A BABY ND UR DAD WAS IN THE DELIVERY ROOM WITH HER ND THE DOCTOR SED LOOK ITS A TREASURE ND UR MOM SED QUICK LETS GO BARRY IT!!….LOL



  40. yo daughter's Momma Joke:

    yo yo yo ur mama so stupid she tripd ova a cordless fone lol



  41. yo daughter's Momma Joke:

    yo ur mama so dumb she gt ran ova by a parkd car



  42. yo daughter's Momma Joke:

    yo ur mama so ugly dat yo daddy takes her to work wif him so he dont have to kiss her gudbye



  43. yo daughter's Momma Joke:

    yo daddys like cement it takes him 2 days to get hard



  44. yo daughter's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so poor dat wen she went to mac D’s she had to put a milkshake on layby



  45. yo daughter's Momma Joke:

    hav u heard of the story of da old lady dat lives in a shoe well yo mama so poor she lives in a flip flop



  46. im off yo mama n now im on yo daddy's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly well……….. jst luk at u



  47. im off yo mama n now im on yo daddy's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat dat wen she went to jenny craigs she said we askd for ur weight not ur phone number



  48. im off yo mama n now im on yo daddy's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat i tired to wlk around her n i got lost



  49. im off yo mama n now im on yo daddy's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat dat wen she sat on the chair the chair startd to sing” im goin dwn”



  50. im off yo mama n now im on yo daddy's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat dat wen she fell ova she made the grand canyon



  51. motha freaka's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so stupid when the computer said to press any key…she couldnt find it.



  52. motha freaka's Momma Joke:

    your so nasty that you’ve been wearing the same pad from your last 3 periods.



  53. motha freaka's Momma Joke:

    your jokes are so taken off the internet…so you should have a pop-up add behind you.



  54. nysheera's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor when i saw her kicking a can i asked her what was she doing she sayed iam just moveing to another home



  55. nysheera's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stuiped when the door bell ring’s she run’s to the micorwave



  56. nysheera's Momma Joke:

    so momma so stuiped i told her xmas is comeing around the coner she went out side to see



  57. michael's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy so tall he did bak flips and kicked jesus in the chin



  58. baz cooper's Momma Joke:

    im soooooooooo ugly i cant show myself coz i look like a big monkey i even wax my monobrow i look sexy naw .call me,



  59. *$* Baller *$*'s Momma Joke:

    yo check diz out homiez…………… i got a yo momma rap song n it goes like diz: TRYIN TO CATCH ME “RIDIN“ DIRTY, TRYIN TO CATCH ME “RIDIN“ DIRTY… MA “MUSIC“ IS SOO LOUD, IM “SWANGIN“ THEY HOPIN DAT DEY DONT CATCH ME “RIDIN“ DIRTY…



  60. nysheera's Momma Joke:

    that is a wax rap you wrote



  61. YO MOM's Momma Joke:

    YO MOM SOO STUPID SHE STOLE FREE BREAD



  62. Lacy Conley's Momma Joke:

    yo momma sooooooooooooo fat she went out-side in high heels she strikes oil.



  63. Yo Moma's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so ugly dat wen she tried 2 rob de bank dey turned off de cctv cameras



  64. Yo Moma's Momma Joke:

    Yo moma so poor wen i stept thru de front door i triped ova de bak fence



  65. Yo Moma's Momma Joke:

    Yo moma so stupid !!!!! SHE SOLED HER CAR 4 PEKCHROL CASH !!!!!



  66. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she sucks dicks



  67. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she can squeeze inside a dildo



  68. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat her nickname is damn



  69. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mums so fat she makes free willy look like a tic tac



  70. sarah's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.



  71. bebe's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy so ugly a dog suck his dick



  72. bebe's Momma Joke:

    yo mama sooooo big she she fart out shit .



  73. bebe's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy ate my ass in my daddy dick together.so them call him bigger hoe



  74. Alex's Momma Joke:

    Every bodys mama hear is so stupid that thear kids did more stupider things like putting a yo mama joke in the yo daddy section



  75. monkeygirl's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she stared at the orange juice carton for an hour because if said concentrate



  76. monkeygirl's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat the doctor counted her freckles and said… “DANG”!! yOU GOT THE POPULATION OF CALIFORNIA



  77. monkeygirl's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat she got 1997 tatooed across her forehead and the police pulled her over for exoired tags!!



  78. Amanda's Momma Joke:

    i think that Alex is right and they are stupid even the one that said ” your daddy …….. and then SHE ….. if your dad is a SHE let me know so i can call riplies



  79. Amanda's Momma Joke:

    Stupider is not a word…………FYI



  80. brandon's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly she went to the beach and lied in the sand and a cat started to barrie her



  81. brandon's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat and stupid that when she went to court the judge said” Order in the court” and she said
    “I’ll take a double big mac, a large frie, and a diet coke, i am trying to watch my weight



  82. chazz contreras's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so slutty che can suck the crome of a trailor ball hitch



  83. guess who's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid when the song lean back cam on she stood up



  84. guess who's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she has more rolls thena bakery



  85. Yo Momma's Master's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb she don’t know this is the yo pappa category



  86. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is just like a hardware store 10cents a screw



  87. Dionesia's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is just like a bubble gum machine 25cents a blow!!!!



  88. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your dadda so stupid he sold his car for gas money



  89. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your dadda so gay he sucks dicks for money



  90. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ok…check this 1 out…
    yo momma so fat, that when she went to the airport with a shirt that had AA on it people said look its American Airlines biggest jet!!!



  91. chris greene& chris Fitzwater's Momma Joke:

    ok yo check this…
    yo momma so fat that when she went to the airport with a shirt that AA on it, people said ” look its American Airlines biggest jet”!!!



  92. Ye-Ya's Momma Joke:

    Yo Daddy’s so ugly, when your momma gave birth to you, she looked at the doctor and said, “I should’ve just gave’m head”



  93. adw's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy so ghetto he put aluminum foil on his teeth and said they were platnium.



  94. Gabrella Smith's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when someone wanted 2 give her a handshake she had 2 give directions



  95. shanree's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy is sooo bold dat e looks like a corn dog with eyebrows



  96. maria's Momma Joke:

    yooooooooooooo.. ur momz sooo stoopid.. she didnt even noe dat she waz a mom………………..



  97. Jay Dog's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat she jumped into the ocean and the whales started singing “we are family, even thought you’re fatter than me.”



  98. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Heyahh Nicole Jess && Lozzy Eyahh!_x
    Yo Mamma So Fat Shes Bigga Den My Family!_x
    *_x.Lostaa.Love.x_*



  99. lexi65's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy is sooooo ugly his dick has balls and his balls have balls



  100. abby grl's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so slfuigybidfusabgpier she is fdksuhbga;isdrubpavub hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha



  101. abby grl's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she went to the grocery store and they locked her in and shestarved that night



  102. abby grl's Momma Joke:

    ASSHOLES



  103. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon lol hehee _x _x jess ryan adam*****_x_*



  104. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat she uses her pillow case a her sock lmao Adam I



  105. Your Mother's Momma Joke:

    Your mothers so ugly she aint got no allaby

    U-G-L-I… She aint got no allaby
    shes ugly… hey hey shes ugly

    -

    -


    -JUST LIKE YO FACE!!!



  106. JACKIE N' SHAYLA (spicy)'s Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat… she gets in the tub and THEN fills it up



  107. jess jack n kels n shay (in comp)'s Momma Joke:

    Your Mother is so fat she sat on a penny and a booger popped out of her nose!!!



  108. SHAY N' CHEESY JACK TATERS's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMAS SO DUMB BECAUSE SHE HAD A SCREW UP LIKE YOU



  109. SHAY N' CHEESY JACK TATERS's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOM IS SO HAIRY THAT WHEN YOU WERE BORN YOU ALMOST DIED OF A RUG BURN



  110. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy so fat he steped on the scale and it said get yo fat ass off of me



  111. Austin's Momma Joke:

    Justin’s fat he walked down his driveway then read a sign”under construction do not enter”.



  112. banger's Momma Joke:

    yu momma so fat, she falls outta bed on both sides



  113. banger's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly, neighbours broke in 3 times to close the curtains



  114. candy girl's Momma Joke:

    You all have great joke they make me laugh so much.
    Yo mama joke and Yo daddy joke are off the chan



  115. candy girl's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so hairy she as afrols on her nibles



  116. homee G's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor I saw her kicking a can and I ask What she was doing and she said moving



  117. matt's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy is so gay he maried tupac



  118. andre's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she fater then a cat



  119. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat wen she jumped in the ocean the whales started singen we r family even tho your 10 x FATER THEN US



  120. kevin booher's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy so poor he thought an elavater was a mobil home



  121. kevin booher's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she look lick a tupac acinfiger



  122. nestor lopez's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid i saw her yelling at an envelope and i asked her “manm what are you doing” she answered me “i’m trying to send a voice mail. Why?



  123. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so poor, i came in her house and at the same time i walked out of her house



  124. HIPPOS's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so fat that when she sat on the rainbow, she made skittles



  125. HIPPOS's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so fat, when a yellow bus drove by she said “ooh look a twinkie”



  126. HIPPOS's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamas teeth are so yellow that when she smiles, traffic slows down



  127. g-unit's Momma Joke:

    your mama’s so stupid that when you ask her for butter she shows you her yellow teeth



  128. g-unit's Momma Joke:

    your daddy’s so stupid he got locked inside a grosery store and starved



  129. g-unit's Momma Joke:

    your son is so stupid and you tell him you are like your parents.. LOL



  130. g-unit's Momma Joke:

    your mama’s so dumd that when some one ask for fat free she said then you can’t have me



  131. g-unit's Momma Joke:

    ok now reall why does everything have to be your mama and your daddy why cant anyone come up with some for aunt uncles cousins and grandparents?



  132. supa gurl's Momma Joke:

    yo grandma so short when she sets on the couch she go weeeeeeeeee



  133. supa gurl's Momma Joke:

    i luve ggggg-unit



  134. shay bug's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so nasty she has to pour water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh ……



  135. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she got her cherry tree choped down by george washington.



  136. Terry's Momma Joke:

    my mama is so fat she lost a game of hide&seek only because my friend spotted her behind mount everst…….



  137. 4fa0572ac52027570280's Momma Joke:

    4fa0572ac52027570280…

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  138. buy hydrocodone's Momma Joke:

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  139. hydrocodone side effects's Momma Joke:

    hydrocodone side effects…

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  140. rape pictures's Momma Joke:

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  141. calcio's Momma Joke:

    calcio…

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  142. singulair nd side effects's Momma Joke:

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  143. side effects of zithromax's Momma Joke:

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  144. hydrocodone drugs's Momma Joke:

    hydrocodone drugs…

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  145. buy hydrocodone without a prescription's Momma Joke:

    buy hydrocodone without a prescription…

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  146. date rape's Momma Joke:

    date rape…

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  147. biglietto vincenti lotteria 2005's Momma Joke:

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  148. biglietto buon compleanno da stampare's Momma Joke:

    biglietto buon compleanno da stampare…

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  149. rob,mike,carlos,tray,frilipete's Momma Joke:

    YOUR POPS IS SO UGLY HE LOOKS LIKE TOM (FROM MYSPACE)



  150. rob,mike,carlos,tray,frilipete's Momma Joke:

    YOUR DAUGHTER IS SO SLUTTY SHE WENT FROM MYSPACE TO MYPLACE



  151. rob,mike,carlos,tray,frilipete's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOM IS SO NASTY THAT WHEN SHE WALK INTO RED LOBSTER WITH HER OWN CRABS



  152. rob,mike,carlos,tray,frilipete's Momma Joke:

    YOUR DAD IS SO DUMB THAT HE THOUGH SINCE THERE WAS A RED LOBSTER THERE MOST BE A PURPLE CRAB



  153. rob,mike,carlos,tray,frilipete's Momma Joke:

    MICHEAL IS SO DUMB THAT HE CALLED MR TURNER HIS FATHER



  154. PEPE RVERA DE LA CRUZ GONZALES GARCIA's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOM



  155. THE REAL BORAT's Momma Joke:

    I AM SO NASTY (I LIKE THE SEXY TIME WIT MY MOTHER IN LAW)



  156. ass buster's Momma Joke:

    0-ikty



  157. PEPE RVERA DE LA CRUZ GONZALES GARCIA's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOM IS SO NASTY THAT WHEN SHE TAKES A SHIT MICHEAL POPS OUT AND SAYS PRISE THE LORD



  158. ass buster's Momma Joke:

    your daddy so ugly he makes blind kids cry



  159. ass buster's Momma Joke:

    your daddy is so ugly he looks like caria



  160. ass buster's Momma Joke:

    your daddy is so dumb he thnks shanfee is his



  161. ass buster's Momma Joke:

    ur daddy is so ugly he looks like mr malloux



  162. ass buster's Momma Joke:

    when michael was born his mother said oh what a treasure and his dad said good lets bury it



  163. micheal's Momma Joke:

    mr malloux is really a bitch



  164. nutted in yo mother's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so gay she sleeps wit mr. malloux



  165. cool's Momma Joke:

    michael is



  166. micheal's Momma Joke:

    im in my room doing nothing but beating my meat



  167. Alex's Momma Joke:

    ass buster is dumb it should be ass sucker



  168. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma iz so fat she sat next to every one in da plane



  169. tony's Momma Joke:

    His teeth is brighter then he is



  170. tony kernighan's Momma Joke:

    my sister candace said I had to go weee and I said not the lake we drink from (toilot) haha



  171. candy-ass's Momma Joke:

    my brothers teeth is brighter then I am



  172. renaud's Momma Joke:

    rashidia is fat when he sat on the toliet it said abc 123 get your fat but off of me from renaud to rashidia



  173. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your fat



  174. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo all dont make sense these are from tevelevisonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn freaks



  175. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    these arent even funny make bettter ones



  176. Internet explorer's Momma Joke:

    Hi im here to sue this website for taking people’s credit from other site area’s there are one of the jokes found stealling and im going to sue this website report to court in 2seconds bitches see ya there



  177. Youtube's Momma Joke:

    Im gonna arrest you guys you guys stolen one of my jokes from youtube



  178. BurgerKing's Momma Joke:

    Stop stealing my jokes you idiotic hoes



  179. romario mckenzie's Momma Joke:

    these are for u



  180. LiL-J's Momma Joke:

    your daddy so stupid when him and your mum have sex he has to ask your mum where to put it in



  181. LiL-J's Momma Joke:

    your so stupid you have to ask your mum how she made you



  182. brittany brodage's Momma Joke:

    I love this web site



  183. you aer gay's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly then a bear



  184. killing em's Momma Joke:

    fds



  185. tiffany's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy is like a vacum cleaner he get’s sucked everynight.



  186. tiffany's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy is like a door knob everyboby gets a turn



  187. tiffany's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is fat right. yo daddy is so fat he make your momma look skinny.



  188. CHIZZLED's Momma Joke:

    YO DADDY SO STUPID HE USED HIS RAZOR PHONE 2 SHAVE HIS LEGS



  189. CHIZZLED's Momma Joke:

    YO DADDY SO FAT HE FALLS OUTTA BED BOTH SIDES



  190. CHIZZLED's Momma Joke:

    YO DADDY SO UGLY HE GOT DISSED BY MICHAEL JACKSON



  191. CHIZZLED's Momma Joke:

    YO DADDY SO STUPID HE TOOK A RULER TO BED TO SEE HOW LONG HE WOULD SLEEP



  192. CHIZZLED's Momma Joke:

    YO DADDY SO STUPID HE SITS ON THE T.V AND WATCHES THE COUCH!!



  193. CHIZZLED's Momma Joke:

    YO DADDY SO FAT WHEN HE WENT TO KFC THEY ASKED HIM WHAT BUCKET DOES HE WANT AND HE SAID THE ONE ON THE ROOF



  194. CHIZZLED's Momma Joke:

    YO DADDY SO DESPERATE HE WENT OUT WITH HIS SISTER



  195. CHIZZLED's Momma Joke:

    YO DADDYS ASS IS SO BIG, THEY THOUGHT HE WAS J-LO



  196. CHIZZLED's Momma Joke:

    YO DADDY SO STUPID HE 4GOT HE WAS A DAD



  197. CHIZZLED's Momma Joke:

    YO DADDY SO UGLY WHEN HE STARED AT HIS GRAMMA HER GLASSES BROKE



  198. WHAT NOW FOE!'s Momma Joke:

    gay



  199. WHAT NOW FOE!'s Momma Joke:

    yo dad is do stupid he thought bill nye was dead



  200. little brent's Momma Joke:

    YO Daddys so fat he looks like our janitor Mr. Kieth



  201. Samuel Adam Turnipseed's Momma Joke:

    Yo, Daddies so ugly he looked like Leesvilles janiter Mr.Keith



  202. f-er's Momma Joke:

    f@!k
    alan



  203. Ni hao ma im from china's Momma Joke:

    Novel is i no goodspeaky english i can sing ab1323eer see i win you pay me 10mill dallor’s CONGRALATIONS YOU HAVE JUST WON 11MILL DALLORS VEIW THE NEXT PAGE JERK



  204. bARBIE's Momma Joke:

    IM A BARBIE GIRL FROM A STINKY BARBIE WORLD!!IM GONNA SUE YOU AND IM GONNA SLAP YOU LALALA SWING!!!



  205. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your daddy is so gay he wipes his ass with you!!!



  206. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat shes on both sides the family tree



  207. rachie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she got baptized in da c!

    yo momma so ugly kids go as her for halloween!

    yo momma so stupid she thought a quarter back was a refund



  208. Im a G's Momma Joke:

    yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies



  209. Im a G's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly wen she went to the zoo they wouldnt let her out



  210. Im a G's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so nasty she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh!



  211. Im a G's Momma Joke:

    g-unit is my hommy



  212. mia's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so nasty she went to red lobster and they kicked her out for bringing her own crabs



  213. gas t go back b$$$$'s Momma Joke:

    YO DADDY SO STUPED HE MARRIED MICHAEL JACKSON AND SUCKED HIS DICK 4 5CENT A SECOND



  214. bullet's Momma Joke:

    ya daddys so dumb when he walked into iceland he sed y is it so cold



  215. bullet's Momma Joke:

    ya daddys so dumb he took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept for



  216. bullet's Momma Joke:

    yo daddys so fat when he gt hit by a aeroplane he turned around and sed hu through that rock



  217. bullet's Momma Joke:

    yo daddys so dum he thought he could get arrseted fr thinking rude thoughts



  218. bullet's Momma Joke:

    yo daddys so fat i can run a 1 lap marrathon around him



  219. bullet's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so poor i saw her outside kicking a can i asked her what is she doing she sed moving



  220. bullet's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so dumb she thoght a quarterback was a refund
    yo mommas so small she has to shout through a megaphone dnt spit i cant swim



  221. me and yo mama's Momma Joke:

    hey yo mama and yo daddy is so fat he jumped up in the air and stuck his fat ass in the tree and every body asked is dat yo mama falling 4rm the sky



  222. me and yo mama's Momma Joke:

    hey check dis 1 out homes yo mama is so fat she uses large x large and xxxxxxxlarge and oh my god is coming toward us fat ass



  223. Nicole Brunner's Momma Joke:

    ur moms like Geico…so easy a cave man could do her



  224. Lil Rell's Momma Joke:

    Yo daddy so bald that when he puts on a tuttrle neck he looks like a brocken codmon



  225. Hip-Hop's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she thought the milky wave was made by a cow



  226. Joe's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat she did the splits and gave the street a hickey



  227. sdrtf's Momma Joke:

    Some of you people have the worst grammar and spelling ever. Most of these jokes aren’t even funny at all. And some of you need to learn how to speak proper english before you come on these sites and start posting stuff.



  228. sdrtf's Momma Joke:

    If you want to hear a good joke, listen to comedy central. Leave it to the professionals you stupid twits.



  229. alejandra's Momma Joke:

    Yo daddy’s so fat alaska said “I thought we were the biggest state.”

    Yo dad’s so stupid he looked in the mirror and said someones in the house.

    Yo dad’s so poor i saw him walking down the street kicking a cardboard box i asked what are you doing he said moving.

    My friends daddy is so dumb my friend was kicking a cardboard box down the street he said were getting evicted.

    Yo daddy’s so dumb he went to the bulls game and said which one am i riding.
    - submitted by mike jackson

    Yo daddy so stupid he stared at an orange juice bottle for 20 minutes because it said “concentrate.”
    - Submitted by rlhthree

    yo daddy’s hair so nappy Moses couldn’t part it.

    yo daddy so old jesus signed his yearbook.
    - submitted by angie

    your daddys so fat his parents had to take him to the pacfic oncean to get him babticed.
    - submitted by Twofoxykittens

    YOUR DADDY SO OLD HE CAN STICK IT FROM DA FRONT, HE HAS TO GET IT FROM DA



  230. alejandra's Momma Joke:

    back



  231. Hernan's Momma Joke:

    Yo’ mama so poor, she hangs the toilet paper out to dry!



  232. Mike's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, dumb and clumbsy, she triped over Wal-mart, flew over K-mart, and landed on Target.



  233. brady's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy is so nasty he was tellin all the guys SUCKY SUCKY 5 DOLLAS!!! :)



  234. blood gang's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old when moses spite the red seeds she was on the otherside fishing



  235. blood gang's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb i saw her walking down my step i said you live here she said yeah but im looking for a house apartment



  236. blood gang's Momma Joke:

    your mother so poor when she saw jesue in michael jackson house she said you took my boyfriend



  237. blood gang's Momma Joke:

    your father so fat when he was in the alleyway smoking he said yewwww this weed is nasty it make me skinny



  238. blood gang's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a computer when people play on it she paused and got ration



  239. blood gang's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so bald each time when she saw mr.clean. mr clean said hey you stole my haircut



  240. blood gang's Momma Joke:

    alejandra stole the jokes from the internet she thought the internet was free for conlision



  241. blood gang's Momma Joke:

    monkeygirl mom so old she the beetles when there new kids on the block



  242. blood gang's Momma Joke:

    your mother so stupid when she went to the pizza store she said let me get some free pies and a bakery cake for my dog



  243. dada's Momma Joke:

    uir momma so ugly even tha drangobn king said already got one



  244. dada's Momma Joke:

    ur daddy so poor he stole free food stamp
    y when somebody says hoedown u say y yall talkin bout mii sister



  245. dada's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so fat they had to use a bomerang for a belt
    ur daddy so poor he dig out tha du ster 4 grocerie shoppin



  246. dada's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so stupid y wen she wus at a club nelly wus rappin he said tha roof is on fire she start runnin and said somebody call tha fire department



  247. pebbelz's Momma Joke:

    all yall jokes are sooo boring i fell asleep holy



  248. Zmajruc's Momma Joke:

    http://11.777ppornsexyxxx.info x



  249. malinda's Momma Joke:

    YO DADDY IS LIKE A HORSE YOU CAN GET ON AND RIDE IT…………………………LOL



  250. blood gang's Momma Joke:

    your mama so old when she was eating popcorns in the threater she thought king david sat behind her



  251. big pimpin's Momma Joke:

    bullet yo momma so dumb the news said it was chili outside she ran to get a bowl.
    yo momma so poor she found a penny on the ground and said i won the lottery.
    yo momma so fat she got a makeover on pimp my ride.
    yo momma so skinny she can hoola-hoop thru a cheerio.
    yo momma so ugly she went trick or treaten with no costume,she went to the first house and said i like your costume.yo momma so fat i drove around her and ran out of gas. yo momma so fat i jog around her to get exercise. yo momma so stupid she bought hawks tickets, went the falcons game and said go braves.



  252. blood gang's Momma Joke:

    your mama so dumb when she had zipper on her jacket she thought she was wearing a xplode t-shirt



  253. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she looks lik your real momma



  254. blood gang's Momma Joke:

    your mama so old she flu her pillow when she sleep



  255. blood gang's Momma Joke:

    your mama is my cleaning lady



  256. blood gang's Momma Joke:

    your mama so dumb she look at the mirror she said hi me



  257. morgage loans's Momma Joke:

    morgage loans…

    thrillingly articulation founds inverse energies.mathematician …



  258. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat that when jesus said let there be light he said bitch move your fat ass



  259. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    lil baba



  260. timah's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she ran around the corner said “where boobs at”



  261. blood gang's Momma Joke:

    your mama so dirty she have lick the floor to make it clean



  262. blood gang's Momma Joke:

    your mom like a swimming pool everybody jump in it she got squmash



  263. blood gang's Momma Joke:

    you are so poor she have to take a shower with your mom every night



  264. Brenda's Momma Joke:

    i mean that goes to amanda



  265. Lalo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is soooooooo fat that she would of been the one to finish the movie E.T,but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse



  266. Lalo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dumb, that when she ordered a double cheese burger at mcdonalds she told thev cash register “with cheese please”



  267. blood gang's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat there goes on a magzerit behind her while she was in alley



  268. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    SOME OF YALL R STUPID ITS SOPPOSE YALL NOT EVEN TELLIN JOKES YALL JUSS TALKIN AND I MIGHT BE RIGHT NOW BUT IM JUSS TELLIN YALL



  269. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO DADDY SO FAT THE BACK OF HIS NECK LOKK LIKE THREE HOT POCKETS



  270. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO DADDY THANG SO SMALL WHEN HE TOOK A PHYSIALCAL THEY SAID SORRY ONLY FOR BOYS AND I NO I SPELLED PHYSIALCAL WRONG



  271. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO DADDY TEETH SO BUTTERY WHEN HE DRUNK WATER IT TURED INTO LEMONADE



  272. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO DADDY SO CHEAP HE USE COUPONS AT DIRT CHEAP



  273. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO DADDY SO STUPID HE THOUGHT MALCON X CHILDREN WERE Y AND Z



  274. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO DADDY SO STANKIN WHEN HE SAW A SKUNK IT SAID HEY DAD WATS UP



  275. joshua's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so hairy she has afro’s around her nipples



  276. joshua's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy is so fat when he backs up he goes

    BEEP BEEP BEEP



  277. C-rob's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy is so hairy they call him gorilla man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  278. apostar paginas internet's Momma Joke:

    apostar paginas internet…

    industrialization:infringement Franny …



  279. SCOTT's Momma Joke:

    check it out, yo mama so ugly when she went in the forest,big foot was takin piktures of her



  280. SCOTT's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat when i tried drivin around her i ran out of gas



  281. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama teethsoooooo damn yellow the sun was like ahh my eyes its to bright



  282. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma -_-



  283. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo daddys so nasty hes got every std and still cheats more then that nasty bitch u call a mom



  284. abigail's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy is so stupid he took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept



  285. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mum is soo fat when she jumpped i the water the people yelled out sunami!!!!!!!!!!!!



  286. julio altagracia's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so dumb she saw someone with a butt chin and she was waithing for the shit to come out



  287. JUH UNCLE's Momma Joke:

    YO D@DDY $0 $T00P!DDDD he ran into a wall.

    heckk yuhh u no im funnt dont hate!



  288. JUH UNCLE's Momma Joke:

    yo dad is so fat when he walked infront of the tv i missed two eposodes of survivor.

    mmm dont hate appriciate.
    u no its funny.

    yyuhhh hit muahh upp my cell is 772 298 3642

    I AM TALL DARK & HANDSOME.
    I LIKE SUSHI AND YO MOMMA SERVED ONNAA PLATTAA.
    HAHAHAHAHAHAH SEE IM ALREADY CRACKEN FUNNY JOKES AND WERE NOT EVEN ON A DATE YET.

    SO GET YO FINE @$$ SELFF ON DAT PHONE NN GIVE MMEE A RANGGG GURL.



  289. Abaybay's Momma Joke:

    Baller u so corney that u don”t realize that u copyed chamillunare. Now bling dat beotch. with them fake dollar signs im the real Baller Negro. Eastside Birdgang meet at New York.And i’ll show u some real Yo momma



  290. Abaybay's Momma Joke:

    a um im off yo momma now im on yo daddy or what ever that doesnt sound right .



  291. Abaybay's Momma Joke:

    JUh Uncle yoDaddy So old he could Be your Long Lost Father



  292. Abaybay's Momma Joke:

    Shut Up JuH uncle u Think just Because you wrote them paraghraphs gonna help u out.Yo Daddy so Jacked up He Looked Like Steve Urcle Oh did i do THAT



  293. Abaybay's Momma Joke:

    JUH Uncle Yo DaDDy So Black Like You Alone Ya’LL look Like Melted Hershey’s And Together YA’LL Look Like Burnt Choclate.



  294. Abaybay's Momma Joke:

    Yo Daddy So GREEDY He Stopped Yo Momma from Eating The Last Piece Of Pizza.



  295. Abaybay's Momma Joke:

    Oh! Look im Blood Gang im a blood.hahahahahahahahahahahaha.Blood Gang Yo Daddy so stupid i told him i was get Drugs From my pharmicist He said i DiDn’t Know drug Dealers give Recetes.



  296. Abaybay's Momma Joke:

    Big Pimpin U Bitch U stole my Joke But Its Alright Though Because Yo Momma My Ho! Shes Better then THOSe Other Ones thats why she Comes Home With a Black EYE.Fake player.hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha



  297. sunflower10's Momma Joke:

    Abaybayy uuu sucha wigger.
    your probablky some nerd that sits at home all day.

    yuhhh im tlaking bout chuuu.,

    mm yuhh u “did” that but i think yuh momma help yuh out a bit cuz ur not smart enough to figure that one out homie

    hit me up id like to beat yur butt in person.



  298. companies that do reverse mortgage's Momma Joke:

    companies that do reverse mortgage…

    hart flatbed lynxes postulated …



  299. mortgage policy premiums quote's Momma Joke:

    mortgage policy premiums quote…

    sacking widened Harmonistically industrial …



  300. Abaybay's Momma Joke:

    sunflower10 get yo vocbulary straight because u ain’t spell my name right .u ho.o and i aint no nerd and i go every where ilike when i went to yo house.hahahahhaahhahahahahaha



  301. Abaybay's Momma Joke:

    and ill beat yo tail in person



  302. Abaybay's Momma Joke:

    youll beat my but that sounds gay if yu want to battle lets start tommorow june the 9 07 and make sure u get yo vocabulary straight if u ain’t scared cause u going to be n some real deep S**t.mother******.



  303. Abaybay's Momma Joke:

    oh! that wasnt u i had threesome with that whose yo sister hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha.ikill my self sometimes.sunflower10 i got u bad im telling u betta be ready tomorrow so i can make upiss N YO PANNIES.
    Like i said EastsideBird We dont Play no games.homey.



  304. Abaybay's Momma Joke:

    a sunflower10 do u accept the battle or not or just not going to say anything



  305. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama IS SO STUPID SHE GOT STABED AT A SHOOTOUT



  306. Abaybay's Momma Joke:

    Anonymous did u read that joke that i wrote about u.hahahahahahahhjahahhahahahaha!@@!@!!@@!!@!@!!@!@!@!@!@@!



  307. mortgage cleveland ohio's Momma Joke:

    mortgage cleveland ohio…

    suppose:bunkhouse incredulous sofas multinational?navally,…



  308. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ya mummas so fat she uses a mat for a tampon



  309. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy has small testicals!



  310. Jocelina Alfredo's Momma Joke:

    how do u kill an idian person? press the red button



  311. Ravjot's Momma Joke:

    RevRum-(ravjot)
    yo daddy so poor i went to your house asked to go to the washroom youur daddy said pick a corner!!! ^.^
    ***



  312. las vegas nevada reverse mortgage's Momma Joke:

    las vegas nevada reverse mortgage…

    gas nutshells satin steadiness ballplayer mutton,…



  313. karnisha miller's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy is so funny when he stepped on a fish he jumped and jumped on the bed and yelled aey babe come here and get the fish ithink i just stepped on the fish and broke its back and died



  314. tonyae alston's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly whe she stepped in the bathtub the water jumps out



  315. auto wah vst plug ins's Momma Joke:

    auto wah vst plug ins…

    dumbly tailing!magnification shortcut poisonousness queerly….



  316. Dan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so old i told,i told her to act her ahe and she died



  317. discount car insurence qoute's Momma Joke:

    discount car insurence qoute…

    mine humorers piling bayous comedy …



  318. aig take over of 21st's Momma Joke:

    aig take over of 21st…

    Sardinia.youth loots overwhelmed!…



  319. car insurance plan quote's Momma Joke:

    car insurance plan quote…

    glowed ownership stamp penetrations!…



  320. auto insurance quotes directory's Momma Joke:

    auto insurance quotes directory…

    northwestern pickup!sudsing Turkize reconfigured …



  321. compare cheap auto insurance's Momma Joke:

    compare cheap auto insurance…

    artificiality crows.commuters waived arguer survived …



  322. Le` Bop's Momma Joke:

    your daddy is so old he waited tables at the last supper



  323. Le` Bop's Momma Joke:

    your daddy is so fat, he fell and i didn’t wanna laugh, but the ground was crakin up!

    SHINGLEBOP RULES YOU FATTY



  324. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she was baptiesd at sea world



  325. healthy new york health insurance's Momma Joke:

    healthy new york health insurance…

    cranked regretfully,Schoenberg digitized earsplitting,…



  326. largest health insurance companies carriers's Momma Joke:

    largest health insurance companies carriers…

    nobles?Caligula Citroen crags relocated …



  327. affordable health insurance maryland's Momma Joke:

    affordable health insurance maryland…

    emergency:tramples hospitable …



  328. individual medical insurance coverage's Momma Joke:

    individual medical insurance coverage…

    almoner Macassar!elaborations …



  329. individual health insurance beech street's Momma Joke:

    individual health insurance beech street…

    conventional feudalism religion realization …



  330. healthcare insurance broker's Momma Joke:

    healthcare insurance broker…

    complications hampers cometary microcodes …



  331. group health insurance 1 member wa state's Momma Joke:

    group health insurance 1 member wa state…

    billiards.jealous:notifier caret arcane redeclared …



  332. individual health insurance dallas texas area's Momma Joke:

    individual health insurance dallas texas area…

    symphonies!kindles.longings digitally sportswriter Myra!…



  333. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy is so FAT that when god was creating the earth he had to ask him to move out of the way!!!



  334. doo doo master's Momma Joke:

    yur daddy soooooooo stupid that he thought he was a dog and started chasing his tail!!!!!!!!



  335. doo doo master's Momma Joke:

    fsag



  336. doo doo master's Momma Joke:

    teyr8rtuyudjuyguyruyueuyi86iyi57ityut7976i865u85eu6u5e6u6



  337. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO DAD NUMBER ID 786 97 3733



  338. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    IM YO DADDY



  339. chum's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money!



  340. chum's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix the VCR!!!!



  341. chum's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy is so stupid he married yo mama!!!!!!!!!



  342. rhfd vfmtuwr's Momma Joke:

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  343. bismyun xmybtwf's Momma Joke:

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  344. tlzowud bkejpnw's Momma Joke:

    htydnr oecibk vgnk wzyvjbht rcubzypk qxibrpant bcpijx flxoctsp mkbpdxuj



  345. firefox's Momma Joke:

    your mom so fat everytime i step in her house i saw the yeeber was bebing



  346. firefox's Momma Joke:

    your so dumb she piss in the holeneyway



  347. firefox's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so ugly she made 50 cent looks like freddy kurger



  348. kyle gilbert's Momma Joke:

    this is kyle gilbert 9 yers old your momo so stupid she trid to marie a tide bare



  349. kyle gilbert's Momma Joke:

    yo momo is so uilge your gran parset did not no wat to do with her so they sold her on e bay



  350. kyle gilbert's Momma Joke:

    your momo is so ulge she scad fraddey zazen away



  351. kyle gilbert's Momma Joke:

    i made up they jokes and im only 9 years ood



  352. 50 cent's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so old i told her to act her own age andshe died



  353. 50 cent's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so stupid she sold her car for gas money



  354. 50 cent's Momma Joke:

    kisssssssssssssssssssssssssssss my ass all you others



  355. Person's Momma Joke:

    your dad is so bald that when he wears turtle neck he looks like a broken condom..



  356. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mommy is so fat that she couldn’t fit through that kintchen door



  357. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur daddy is so fat that he look like 250000.00 pigs has came over and ate him a live



  358. mike jones's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she can see the future



  359. mike jones's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she make freddy kruger look like americas next top modell



  360. like ur gettin' my name!!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo daddy is so ugly, dumb, and fat……….. he had sex w/ ur ugly,, dumb and fat mama and had YOU! lol



  361. fat nuts's Momma Joke:

    fat nuts

    yo dada so qeer that if he did not have a hard on he would have nothin to do



  362. fat nuts's Momma Joke:

    fat nuts

    yo dada soooo stupid that if there was a boy scout,pimp,and a fire man and 3 parashoots yo dad would take the boy scouts back pack and die



  363. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMA SO UGLY WHEN SHE ENTERED AN UGLIENESS CONTEST THEY SAID NO PROS



  364. cutty jr's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she aint got no legs talkin bout lets jump rope



  365. ghostface killer's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she still waiting for the traveling wilburys to tour



  366. wulb lkpdxt's Momma Joke:

    skmco zehpmwok ubwg ibkhjetmc fjhdb ujaxqeizd daljioqsu



  367. Shatya's Momma Joke:

    YO DADDY SO FAT HE SAT ON A RAiNBoW AND MADE SKITTLES



  368. cory's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is soo fat i tryed to role off her and i was still on tha bitch



  369. roxie venavides's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly that her mom had to feed her with a sling shot



  370. yo mom's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so fat burger king



  371. rey romano's Momma Joke:

    yall r so stupid yall post comments on stupid things



  372. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    3 men were trying to rob a bank, when they were shot and killed. God comes down to them and says i’llgive all 3 of you the chance to live, and youll have one final chance to steal something. The men agreed, they were willing to do anything to live. God said to them ” go to the fruit market down the street and steal 3 fruit of any kind then come back here and ill tell you what to do. the 1st man came back with 3 cherries god said to him if you can put all 3 cherries in your ass without making a face i will give your life back, if not ur going to hell the man put 2 cherries in his ass but as hes sticking the 3rd one in he makes a grunting face, god snaps his fingers and he goes to hell. The 2nd man comes back carrying 3 apples. God says to him if you can put all 3 apples in your ass without making a face ill give you your life back if not your going to hell. so the man sticks 2 apples in his ass. But when he puts in the 3rd one inside, he starts laughing hysterically. God says to him you have made a face and now you will go to hell. But I am curious…why did you start laughing? And the man says then. Cuz Larry’s comming back and he stole 3 watermelons….. lmao!!!



  373. tits's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so blined she poop in box



  374. tits's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she died of I can”t live any more



  375. THE ARMENIAN DAVID's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SOO FAT SHE SKATES ON BUSSES



  376. chico's Momma Joke:

    yo mom sucks so much dick she went to the sperm banks and spit in the cups



  377. yoyo's Momma Joke:

    your mum is like a bowling ball… she get fingered 3 times… chuked down the alley and come bak more



  378. sofia's Momma Joke:

    you are so thick



  379. sofia's Momma Joke:

    an american went to the toilet and when he went in he was an american when he came out he was a american so what was he when he was in the toilet?

    european



  380. Terry Mabasa's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SSSSOOO UGLY WHEN SHE WAS BORN THE DOCTOR SAID “LETS KILL IT BEFORE IT SPREADS”



  381. Terry Mabasa's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat even her clothe has STRETCH MARKS



  382. MILLE's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMA IS SO POOR WHEN SUM1 COMES UP TO HER DOOR BELL AND PRESS IT SHES IN SIDE SAYING DING DING…..



  383. MILLE's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMA IS SO STUIPED WHEN SHE WARS AYE YELLOW RAIN COAT PEOPLE SAYS TAXI…..



  384. The Riddler's Momma Joke:

    Yo Daddy is So Stupid, He Thought Jar-Jar comes with Pickles-Pickles.



  385. Felipe Mendoza's Momma Joke:

    yo daddys so ugly not even queen latifah would f*** him



  386. Felipe Mendoza's Momma Joke:

    yo daddys so fat he said im ready for a blowjob and ur mom said wheres it at



  387. Felipe Mendoza's Momma Joke:

    yo daddys so old when he took a shit and pushed he had a heartattack



  388. Richard Acevedo's Momma Joke:

    yo daddys so ugly when he sucked a lemon the lemon made a face



  389. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    trevor boris is sooooo gay,he would date a flower



  390. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    the name tyler is a lesbian name



  391. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy and aaron carter are soo fat and dumb,when he walked in through the door ,the house broke down and aaron carter said you can live with me in a box,i’m still single,and yo daddy said I’m going too live with michea jackson over you



  392. aaron carter hater's Momma Joke:

    if aaron carter ever got a date it would be January 5th, his unfortunate birthday. aaron is a sucka



  393. aaron carter hater's Momma Joke:

    OMG! I just spotted aaron carter,he was flirting with my boyfriend so i wacked him with my purse,then he wacked me with his ,I put lipstick on him,he did the same too me,and he sprayed me with paris hilton perfume,so I walked off with my boyfriend and he walked off in tears as always



  394. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mum is fat i kick her in the chest and pork choops come out her arse



  395. charlie's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so fat i kick her in the chest and pork chops come out her arse



  396. charlie's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so hery she has miny afros on her nipples



  397. charlie's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so small she can do back flips under her bed



  398. charlie's Momma Joke:

    your mum smell so bad she made right guard turn left



  399. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    i got aids



  400. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat and stopid that wen she was on a plane she looked down saw earth and thought it was a cream cake then jumped out without a parashute



  401. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so short that wen she walks on the street she hold up a singn saying DONT SPIT I CANT SWIM



  402. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid, she got lock in da grocery store and starved!



  403. Bandanas's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat i had 2 roll her in dogh 2 find a wat spat



  404. Bandanas's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she bought a walker thinkin it was going 2 do tha walkin 4 her



  405. Bandanas's Momma Joke:

    all u fine ladies out there hit me up at 505- 706-3055 or 575-706-3055



  406. Suck my nuts's Momma Joke:

    YOU ALL CAN SUCK MY NUTS

    YOU BITCHES TALKIN ABOUT MY MAMMA



  407. stephanie garcia's Momma Joke:

    Yo daddy is so stupid that he didn’t even kno his own name



  408. SOCHiTA's Momma Joke:

    YO DADDY iS SO BALD DAT WHEN i RUB HiS HEAD,
    i CAN TELL DA FUTURE



  409. eric's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she sits down she sits around the house.

    yo daddy is so stupid that he has to get your mom to tell him how he was made.



  410. loza's Momma Joke:

    yo momma chests is flat has her back



  411. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO SISTER IS SO HUTCHIE SHE WENT TO THE PARK NAKED



  412. TEHETEHE's Momma Joke:

    YO BREATH STANKS SO BAD THE WORLD ENDED



  413. TEHETEHE's Momma Joke:

    YO EYE BROWS ARE SO FURRY IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE A HUGE RACCON ON YO FACE.



  414. Dave's Momma Joke:

    Yo daddys so fat that when he went to China,people thought he was Boda



  415. get me more baby's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat tat she sat on the rainbow nd ate all the skittles.

    your daddy is so fat tat he used a dumpster for grocer shopin.

    yo mama is so poor that when i ring the door n i heard a toilent flush.

    yo daddy is so poooooooooooor tat when u ring the door he says “DING,DONG.”

    yo daddy is so old that he had to put his dick in the frezer to get it hard.

    yo mama is so dumb tat when i called her a “RETART” she said “Did u call me a SWEET-TART”.

    yo daddy is so fat that the PACFIC OCEAN was his bathroom.

    yo mama iz so dumb tat when i went door to door too collect tax she gave me tacks.

    yo daddy iz so fat that i thew a tv at him and i said “see u have your own orbit.”

    yo mama is so fat that when your dad and mom got in bed she got up and said “Where did u go.”

    yo daddy is so gay Micheal Jackson asked him for help.



  416. get me more baby's Momma Joke:

    here is a song about your daddy:

    Homeless man ain’t got no rent
    Askin u for 30 cent
    If u wont to be a gent
    Give this man your 30 cent,

    You crank this homeless man
    You give him 30 cent
    You crank this homeless man
    You give him 30 cent,

    Homeless man dont brush his teeth
    and he smells like cloried bleach
    and he showers 0 hours
    just like at my feet,

    You crank this homeless man
    You give him 30 cent
    You crank this homeless
    You give him 30 cent,

    Y’ll see me at your local bus stop
    Yes i sleep there every day
    When ppl go by me you plug there nose
    Because i dont bath frequenly.



  417. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she lay on the and people run around yelling free willy



  418. Abaybay's Momma Joke:

    The real abaybay is here now.im the king of this right here.



  419. Abaybay's Momma Joke:

    The real abaybay is here now.



  420. daddy's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy so dumb he thought p-diddy was his daddy!



  421. CHRISTIAN's Momma Joke:

    yo momma soooo ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off the CAMERAS!!!



  422. CHRISTIAN's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SOOOOOOOO UGLY WHEN SHE WALKS INTO A STRIP JOINT THEY PAY HER TO KEEP HER CLOTHES ON



  423. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy so tall he could do a cartwheel and kick jesus



  424. felipe mendoza's Momma Joke:

    yo daddys so hairy he wuz gettin a blowjob and his girls head got stuck



  425. Michelle's Momma Joke:

    Your mum is soo stupid she stole free bread
    LOll
    hehehe



  426. Michelle's Momma Joke:

    Your mum is soo fat
    she jumped in the air and got stuck loll
    hehehe



  427. Alisha's Momma Joke:

    Your mom is so hairy even her nipples have afferoes on them



  428. Alisha's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so fat the whales in the ocean sang we are family.



  429. Alisha's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes



  430. the best's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so bloody she red



  431. jamal's Momma Joke:

    ur mom goes to college



  432. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy is so ugly when he see him self in the mirror he slapped him self

    yo daddy is so fat when he goes swimming green peace start a protest for save the whales



  433. B -rad's Momma Joke:

    Yo daddy so bald when he wears a turtle neck he looks like a broken condom



  434. B -rad's Momma Joke:

    To momma is so nasty when she burps here teeth duck in cover



  435. Mink & Awesome's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy’s so stupid i said when i say hey you say ho.HEY and yo daddy said WHO!



  436. ddfff's Momma Joke:

    rthfbdf



  437. mason's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s butt so big, she has a thong the size of the equator and it still rides up her butt



  438. Ashley smith's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s butt’s so big, she has a thong the size of the equator and it still rides up her butt!!!!



  439. Cre cRe LYke dUh's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so blk she went to night school she got marked absent



  440. ramal's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy is so stupid he took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept



  441. deeman's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when i ran around her twicw i got lost



  442. look good from head to toe's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she was floating and spain claimed her for a new world



  443. abaybay's Momma Joke:

    all yall mommas so fat when she put to much make up on the mirror



  444. fat_momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she lifted her armpit and it smelt like cheddar



  445. fat_momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that when she went to the market the watermellons looked like grapes to her



  446. NATE's Momma Joke:

    Your mamma so bad she can camel with a tricycle



  447. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid that she got tangle in a cordless phone



  448. kevin's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dum she got tangle in a cordless phone



  449. kevin's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when i moved to china she was my next doorneighbor



  450. kevin's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly when she whent through the hood she got shot



  451. chicken's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupied it took her 2hrs 2 watch 60mins



  452. chicken's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she walked out the door wit high heels and came bac wit flip flops



  453. boogy's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma soooooooo ugly miclgason thought she was prity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  454. koko's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she has to sneak up on a waterfountin to get a drink



  455. DJ's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy so stupid, he stupid



  456. jcool's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!!!!!



  457. jcool's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the SCALE!!!!!!!



  458. Young 1's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma so fat when she goes to an all you can eat resturant, they have to put speed bumps down.



  459. raekwon's Momma Joke:

    yo generation so stupid they think nothing.



  460. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    i fly like a butterfly and sting like a bee i slept with u mom now it burns when i pee



  461. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur moma is so ugly when she looks out the window she gets arrested 4 mooning



  462. suck it's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy so bald awig wouldin’t help



  463. yo mamma's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so supid she puts her clothse in the fridge



  464. drewey's Momma Joke:

    ur mamma smells so bad she made right guard turn left.



  465. sarah lao's Momma Joke:

    yo momma!



  466. soulja_girl_7's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money<3



  467. Britt's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so SKINNY she can hola hoop threw a cherrio
    woot woot



  468. Ben's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s Just Like A Trampoline Everybody Gets To Bounce And Jump On Her!



  469. alias's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she sits on the toilet she falls through the floor and hits the basement



  470. keeley's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so hairy that when yu walk out the door yu get carpit burns



  471. Gdog's Momma Joke:

    Has sex with yoiur mom her puss* so wide when I pulled my coc* out there was a fortune cookie inside.



  472. Gdog's Momma Joke:

    your mommas puss* so hairy it looks like she has chebacca in a leg lock.



  473. Gdog's Momma Joke:

    your momma went to a plastic surgeon last night when he took one look he said cancel the appointments for the rest of my life.



  474. Gdog's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s so fat when Richard Simons came by he ran of saying ill never eat KFC for the rest od my life.



  475. Gdog's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas like tickle me elmo one touch and she’ll buzzz,laugh, and ask for another.



  476. Gdog's Momma Joke:

    I had sex with your momma last night but now i smell like cong-pow chicken from 1999.



  477. DUNKSTER's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO OLD,WHEN I TOUCHED HER BACK HER TITS FELL OFF

    EVERYBODY ELSES JOKES R OLD &GAY



  478. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ghfkgdfgirygiygiyfbfghklfgrfjgblihgfb fgf g.mnfjgfgkjhgbfhgbdgfjhkfgfykgfjghfhlfgfgjkf



  479. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy so dumb, he married your mum



  480. nun ya biz's Momma Joke:

    yall dont know good jokes yall stink these jokes suck as much as you



  481. yo moma's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is just gay



  482. Hairy ballz's Momma Joke:

    yo dadda is so dumb he stuck a hose up his ass thinging it was yo moma



  483. Jason's Momma Joke:

    I like your dads nut sack oh yes



  484. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid my dead grandma smarter



  485. 69 all night long's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black that she was called a snickers bar in a sleepin bag



  486. sania's Momma Joke:

    your mama’s so fat that she has to use a mataress for a pad when she’s on her period.ha ha!



  487. sania's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she thinks the london eye is a ring.



  488. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamaz soo fat dat she can’e even c her toe nailz haha



  489. farheen's Momma Joke:

    it yo mamaz soooooo fat dat she can’t c her own toenailz



  490. farheen's Momma Joke:

    yo mama soo fat dat her own clves have strech marks



  491. farheen's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma soo fat wen a comet cam down nd hit her she sed oi hu chucked dat stone???
    lol hahaha



  492. naseema's Momma Joke:

    junedor bogolor toledi urir gas ute



  493. naseema's Momma Joke:

    yo mamaz sooooo stupid she thinks canary iz a pensil



  494. naseema's Momma Joke:

    yo mamaz soooooooo dum shez planning to go to bangladesh with a papaer boat



  495. tamanna's Momma Joke:

    your mum is dum that she thinks the aeroplane is her wardrobe.ha ha1



  496. sania(english version of fun snaps)'s Momma Joke:

    i saw your mum throwing fun snaps on the floor, and i asked her wat r u doin? she said i’m bombong london! ha ha!



  497. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    some of yall got some wack ass jokes str8 up



  498. jay's Momma Joke:

    some of yall got some wack ass jokes str8 up



  499. kingJokealot's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so musty she made Right Guard go left, Speed slow down, and Secret tell it all



  500. KORLISA's Momma Joke:

    yo mammaws so fat that when shes go somewhere they gotta get a car that says WIDE LOAD…..



  501. naseema's Momma Joke:

    wen juned lies hiz dick goz longer n pinokios nose longer



  502. nassemaz m8 annonamas's Momma Joke:

    juned iz such a foga dat he dosn’t no da differnce between hiz tummy nd hiz head! he finks dat hiz eyez r hiz belly



  503. nassemaz m8 farheen's Momma Joke:

    juned, da 1 dat goez jon cass in yr 9, yo mammaz soooooooo stupid dat hiz mum she took and measuring jug yo c how long it took her in the toilet.



  504. naseema's Momma Joke:

    oi u spelled ma name rong nd wat u sed bot juned/jay/romoll iz soooo true i can c were he gets da stupidiness 4rm



  505. naseema's Momma Joke:

    junedz sooooooo stupid eee took a ruler 2 bed 2 see how long he slept



  506. naseema's Momma Joke:

    juned found a fruity condom and he didn’t know wat it was, so he opened it and put it on his finger and smelt it and licked it. he said it tastes of ayfol(apple). he is a idiot as well as being stupid.



  507. sania(NASEEMA'S FRIEND)'s Momma Joke:

    JUNED IS SO UGLY THAT WEN HE WALK IN TO A ROOM EVERY ONE HIDES DER FACE.



  508. yazmin's Momma Joke:

    jayz soooooo hairy people can’t tell the differences between the back and the front.



  509. ...guess who?...'s Momma Joke:

    jays dick is so hairy dat he has to shave it every week.



  510. ...guess who?...'s Momma Joke:

    jays so stupid and dum dat he don’t know the differences between his dick and his mouth.



  511. tasnim's Momma Joke:

    people cant see da diferences between a dog n jay



  512. ...guess who?...'s Momma Joke:

    jay is so in to the song candy shop dat he actually went to da shop and done wat it says. he licked some one elses candy. (gay)



  513. sania(naseema's friend)'s Momma Joke:

    jay kept on getting rejected by all the girls in the world , that he got so fed up of it that he went out & asked a boy out. the boy said yes, so they went to his house and done something in his bedroom that u shouldn’t know. his mum came in and said can i join u? three of them did it in a triangle. jay is a transexual.



  514. sania(naseema's friend)'s Momma Joke:

    jay was so desperate to do it (sex) that he went & did it wid his mum



  515. sexy than ur momma's Momma Joke:

    your dads ass so big u went poor and he asked want some dont be greedy
    more where that came from



  516. sexy than ur momma's Momma Joke:

    ur dad so dum he asked ur prom date out and they doggie styled



  517. YO MOMMA SO STUPID's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT A CONDOM WAS A BALLOON



  518. YO MOMMA SO STUPID's Momma Joke:

    RENE SO RETARRDED HE THOUGHT HIS MOM WAS HIS CONDOM AND E PUT HER ON EVERDAY AND SHE SAID GO DEEPER



  519. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old she farted dust



  520. Megles's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, she had to get baptized in Seaworld



  521. Meggles's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so stupid, that when she went to fill out her job application, it said”do not write under the dotted line, and she wrote “O.K.”



  522. Daniela's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat that when she went to Sea world, the whales started singing, “We are family even though your fatter then me!”



  523. sam's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so ugly when she went to the bar they kicked her out for being a menis to society



  524. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she walked onto the beach the whales sang “We are Family”



  525. London Tipton's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she walked across the street she got hit by a bus and said who threw that rock



  526. Brianna Gidias of pittsburgh pennsylvania's Momma Joke:

    Hi



  527. number 557 is made up's Momma Joke:

    Hi



  528. Number 559 lives in arkansas not pa's Momma Joke:

    Ho



  529. Number 559 lives in arkansas not pa's Momma Joke:

    Ho ho hoe



  530. Assasin creator's Momma Joke:

    Why is kevin Federline alive



  531. farheen's Momma Joke:

    yh kk i spelled ur name rong but dat don’t mean dat ui don’t no how 2 spell it nywayx juned iz such a foga dat he doesn’t no da difference between hiz eyez nd hez earz!



  532. y00h mumma soocks's Momma Joke:

    lmfao good one it succks



  533. crisssy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she evn makes an onion cy lol!



  534. tootsie34's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ugly that she makes micheal jackson look like brad pitt!!!!!



  535. jason's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she made onions cry



  536. jason's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat they called her “THE ECLIPSE”



  537. angel_wings1994's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, ” who threw that rock?”



  538. angel_wings1994's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she taped a pice of paper on the tv and said, ” look, we have paper view”



  539. shay's Momma Joke:

    send some more these are stupit



  540. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old i told her to act her age and she died



  541. shocker's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a bowling ball gets picked up fingered and thrown in the gutter.



  542. shocker's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a big mac 99% fat and only worth a buck



  543. shocker's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is sooo fat when she goes to a buffet they have to put speed bumps to slow her down



  544. shocker's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she sat on the tv and whatched the couch



  545. shocker's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so black and her teeth are so yello she looks like a pitchburg steelers helmet



  546. shocker's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is sooo fat her belt size is the equator



  547. shocker's Momma Joke:

    your son is soooooooooo ugly when he came out of yo momma she said what the FU** is that and started beating u with a stick



  548. shocker's Momma Joke:

    last on for the day

    Yo momma is so hairy shes got afros on her nipples

    also..

    yo momma is so hairy she called a mexican over to trim her up



  549. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma saw a yellow car go down the road and said stop that twinky



  550. this site sucks my left nut's Momma Joke:

    this site is horrible. This site has the lamest jokes EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  551. I pown u alll's Momma Joke:

    your daddy is so stupid that he sold his car for gas



  552. ass's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she cut off her nose and eat it.

    yo mama so dumb she staired at a juice box becuse it said consentrete.



  553. your mamas pimp's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat she walked on top of the house,and walched the pigin poo on the next door nabaerz



  554. jake long's Momma Joke:

    your momma so stupid she send me a fax with a stamp on it



  555. jake long's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat that when she was sleeping on the beach, people cried free willy



  556. jake long's Momma Joke:

    you momma so old that it said expired on the birth certificate



  557. nike ti's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so short that you can even see her legs on her driving license



  558. sex's Momma Joke:

    A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 year old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have buck beds andthe guy notices that his little brotheris already asleep on the over buck, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top buck.
    AS YOU MIGHT EXPECT THINGS START TOP HEAT UP
    The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper ” LETTUCE” if she wants it harder and “TOMATO” if she wants a new position.
    LETTUCE!!!
    LETTUCE!!!
    LETTUCE!!!

    She screams
    LETTUCE!!!
    whoa!!!
    PULL IT OUT!!!!

    I can’t get pregnant!
    Then the little brother shouts up, ”HEY , would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You’re getting mayonnnaise all over my face!!!!



  559. Lala's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ballhead.she curl her hair with rice



  560. Lala's Momma Joke:

    Damn can ds jokes get ne lamer?



  561. shenell-cheeta's Momma Joke:

    ok then that is so stupit my baby sis came come up with better 1z omg how laim.u all suckHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    SUCKED IN LOSERS



  562. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she had to break thru a combo 1000000000000000000000000000



  563. chickens with balaclavas and shot guns's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so stupid she climbed ova a see-through wall to see wot was on the other side

    ooooohhhh the chickens !!

    x



  564. chickens with balaclavas and shot guns's Momma Joke:

    ure mommas soo dumb she finds katie keighley attractive



  565. chickens with balaclavas and shot guns's Momma Joke:

    ohh shitt

    the chickens have arrived

    goodbye world….



  566. AJ's Momma Joke:

    Your mommy is so fat and stupid that when she saw the ocean she thought it was a water bed



  567. AJ And Samantha's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is so fat when she swam in the ocean everyone thougtht she was a big jelly fish



  568. AJ And Samantha's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is so fat when they played that song just bought a cadillac on the radio she sang just bought a jumbo jack throw some cheese on that bitch



  569. Samantha and AJ's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is so fat, stupid and loney when they played that song my milkshake bring the boys to the yard she fell and rolled outside and started to squeeze her nipples……



  570. Samantha and AJ's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is so fat when she went to your kindergarden class and they played that song head shoulders knees and toes she only stop at head and and halfway to her shoulders……..



  571. jak's Momma Joke:

    Yo daddy is so gay he makes micheal jackson look straight!!



  572. jak's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she loccked herself in the grocery store and starved!



  573. beauty is full's Momma Joke:

    yo mama hair so short wen she braids it ,it lookes like stitches



  574. beauty is full's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old she knew burger king while he was still a prince



  575. beauty is full's Momma Joke:

    yo mama sooo old she ran track wit dinosaurs



  576. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she sat on a monsta truck. she turned it into a lowrida



  577. jay's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black that what u go on camera there are a black spot



  578. anonymous,s bigbrother's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she turned a monsta truck into a lowrider!!!!!!



  579. the owner's Momma Joke:

    ok guys i really like all your cracks ok.so call me 954 650 6993 and keep it coming ok!!!



  580. the owner's Momma Joke:

    oh and my wife says she loves all the guys and hate the girls



  581. the owner's Momma Joke:

    by the way i will c who has made the most cacks or jokes or whatever and choose the 07 winner of jokes or cracksand the winner will get 200,000 dollers.who every makes the 1000th crack will get 500,000 dollers.



  582. the owner's Momma Joke:

    by the way i will c who has made the most cacks or jokes or whatever and choose the 07 winner of jokes or cracksand the winner will get 200,000 dollers.



  583. baby's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy so fat he put on a blue shirt and people thought it was the ocean



  584. diss me!'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly that when she tryed to take a bath, the water jumped out!



  585. the owner's Momma Joke:

    thats stale ive seen better



  586. the owner's Momma Joke:

    your momma



  587. mr bennet's Momma Joke:

    you are so burnt ur real name is rice krispies



  588. chris and odell's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb i said GABE behind u and she said boy we aint at da ZOO



  589. ya mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she has to take a bath in the rain



  590. Bukin' Mama's Momma Joke:

    Yo’ momma so stupid, she called you a son of a bitch



  591. Bukin' Mama's Momma Joke:

    Yo daddy so stupid, he posted jokes about himself on http://www.thebestyomommajokes.com



  592. pimp's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so nasty she brung crabs to the beach.



  593. the owner's Momma Joke:

    i think im gonna have u get up a notch. if u have 10 or more crakes or jokes u get runner up for the day



  594. baby girl's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy so old his wife said go back in the raisin bran box



  595. Ya Mama's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she went to KFC, the cashier asked what size chicken bucket she wanted and she said the one on the roof.



  596. YO MAMA's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMAZ TEETH ARE SO YELLOW WHEN SHE JUMPED IN THE POOL SHE MADE SUNNYDELIGHT



  597. Free Music Downloads's Momma Joke:

    Thanks boysee50ec34b423dc6f49c32d6640c66750



  598. free music's Momma Joke:

    Hi boys!2558f700463d243d96eed538d7c5e06c



  599. rusben aka too short's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama iz so black dat when she had u T.H.E.Y needed to keep u away from her till u weren’t afraid of the dark



  600. rusben aka too short's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama iz so black dat when she had u T.H.E.Y needed to keep u away till u weren’t afraid of the dark



  601. rusben aka too short's Momma Joke:

    Paul revere ms rules



  602. court's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she sat on the tv waching the couch

    yo momma so black nd her teeth are so yellow when it was dark she looked like the pittsburgh steelers helment

    yo momma so fat she put on a yellow raincoat and everyone said hey look the twinky



  603. chris brown's Momma Joke:

    U r gay bitches ps I love u britnii boyd



  604. luke mc400's Momma Joke:

    ur mumma so dumb she tryed drown a fish



  605. luke mc400's Momma Joke:

    ur mamma so ugly when she went in the bath the water come out



  606. dj's Momma Joke:

    yomama so fat, she got HIT BY A PARKED CAR.



  607. dj's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy is so fat, he told me his number and i thougth it was his weight



  608. dj's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy is so fat when he ate blue bell ice cream his mom sayed your already fat as it is.



  609. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommy so ulgy they did not bother puting a mask on her when she wanted to join STAR WARS



  610. luke mc400's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she had a bunch of kids who are dum enough to write shitty yo momma jokes on a website that anit evan funny… LOL



  611. luke mc400's Momma Joke:

    your momma so ugly, when she started her career in prostitution, she had to pay men to sleep with her!!!!



  612. luke mc400's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid, she wears a helmit to practise safe sex!!!!!



  613. number 1's Momma Joke:

    yo dady so gassy he dont need a car



  614. mook's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma teeth so yellow when she smiles on the road people slow down and say,”SLOW DOWN!”



  615. pimp daddy's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy so ugly he scared 3 blind people



  616. n/a's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she took a ruler 2 bed 2 see how long she slept



  617. n/a's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car.



  618. hobo's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so tall she triped over a rock and hit her head on the moon



  619. yo mama's face's Momma Joke:

    yo,mama soooo big n hairy that when she got done takkin a bath and looked at the mirror she saw king kong



  620. FREE MUSIC DOWNLOADS's Momma Joke:

    Great boys88e58a74f3cb102726137d6519847f83



  621. LIL Bear's Momma Joke:

    chad is so skinny he swallowed a peanut eminem and looked 9 months pregnant



  622. LIL Bear's Momma Joke:

    heather is such a piggy old man jenkins told her that’ll do pig that’ll do



  623. Babiieh-hannah's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she wore a shirt with AA on people thought it was Americas Airlines biggest jet



  624. Babiieh-hannah's Momma Joke:

    you heard the story about the little old women who lived in a shoe well, Yo Momma so poor she lives in a flip-flop.



  625. david p a t e l's Momma Joke:

    your momma so ugly rice crispes wont talk to her
    o damn



  626. like it matters's Momma Joke:

    yo daddys like a mounds bar– hes got no nutttsss



  627. lil'destiny's Momma Joke:

    EVERYBODY JOKES ON HERE SUCK MORE THAN THEY MAMA AND GRANDMA PUT 2GETHER!!!!!!!!!!!11



  628. lil'destiny's Momma Joke:

    YO JOKES SO LAME DA COMPUTER THREW A L IN YO FACE.



  629. smokey's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so bald that she got T.V.’s on her bald spots



  630. Yo Momma Sanchez's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma So Ugly, That When She Cries, Her Tears Run Down The Back Of Her Head Because they’re Afraid Of Her Face!



  631. robertlemke's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat that the car broke



  632. robertlemke's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat that the tv broke from watching it to much



  633. robertlemke's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat she can not even fit through own jeans



  634. robertlemke's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat she can not even get in hear car



  635. ur momma's Momma Joke:

    ur so fat that u couldn’t make it up the stairs and u shit urself



  636. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she couldn’t make it up the stairs she shit herself



  637. yo momma so fat that she couldn't make it up the stairs that she shit herself's Momma Joke:

    omg that is so mean



  638. yo momma is fat's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that she couldn’t run up to the bathroom and that she had to shit on the floor



  639. cassandra's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that she couldn’t make it up the stairs to go to the bathroom so she had to shit herself



  640. peter's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy is so stupid that he went to sleep with his son in bed and said are u ready hunny



  641. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat her clothes even got stretch marks.!:]



  642. g-slide's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like a bowling ball, she gets picked up,fingered ,thrown in tha gutter andn comes back for more



  643. g-slide's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so big, when people saw her turn around, they had a welcome back party.



  644. g-slide's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up



  645. g-slide's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the air the radio skipped



  646. g-slide's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like pizza hut, if its not there in thirty minutes its free



  647. g-slide's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like the sun, if u stare at her to long u r gonna go blind



  648. g-slide's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like a racecar, she burns fifty rubbers a day



  649. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!



  650. ITS KEVIN SAMUEL's Momma Joke:

    TELLYO MOMMA TO STOP CHANGING HER LIPSTICK CUZ NOW IT LOOKS LIKE RAINBOW



  651. mrs.yomomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she saw a sign that said “no 17 or under” so she went back home and brought back 16 friends



  652. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so fat last time she saw the number 1,000 was on the scale



  653. nickole's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when god said preys the lord he had to tell her get your fat ass out of the way



  654. nickole the sexy bitch's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma sooooo dumb she looked in a mirrio she says theres someone else in the house



  655. NICKOLE's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO DUMB SHE WATCHED A VIDEO FOR 30 MINS AND SAT THERE FOR AN HOUR



  656. hood's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stuip she go to the and put her hood up



  657. chels's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she can’t even fit in here own house



  658. chels's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stuitpid she can’t evenfit in the bath tub you haved to use butter to get her out



  659. chelchel's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so grease you can fry chicken in her hair



  660. merissa hottie o8''s Momma Joke:

    yo daddy so stupid that freddy flintstone jabberd up him



  661. merissa hottie o8''s Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a lightbuld”they srew her in and turn her off”



  662. jt's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so stupid she thout the bathroom was the kicthen and shited on her kids



  663. jt's Momma Joke:

    bitchshut up or i will woop yo ass



  664. jt's Momma Joke:

    uytrkoijuyohgtrkiejtygifreut9gfidreoutf9iderutrf9-9ierutr9 yah yah yah304



  665. fatassmom's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma So Hariy You almost died of rug burn at birth.



  666. fatassmom's Momma Joke:

    your momma is such a slut that she walked into Meijer and said where’s the pole?



  667. DJ Shakur's Momma Joke:

    Yo daddy so poor he cant afford to pay attention



  668. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she triped over subway and landed on wendys



  669. yo mamn's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she triped over subway and landed on wendys



  670. The Manazon's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license!



  671. your mum's Momma Joke:

    how do you lot no all thse jokes



  672. simo's Momma Joke:

    3 men were trying to rob a bank, when they were shot and killed. God comes down to them and says i’llgive all 3 of you the chance to live, and youll have one final chance to steal something. The men agreed, they were willing to do anything to live. God said to them ” go to the fruit market down the street and steal 3 fruit of any kind then come back here and ill tell you what to do. the 1st man came back with 3 cherries god said to him if you can put all 3 cherries in your ass without making a face i will give your life back, if not ur going to hell the man put 2 cherries in his ass but as hes sticking the 3rd one in he makes a grunting face, god snaps his fingers and he goes to hell. The 2nd man comes back carrying 3 apples. God says to him if you can put all 3 apples in your ass without making a face ill give you your life back if not your going to hell. so the man sticks 2 apples in his ass. But when he puts in the 3rd one inside, he starts laughing hysterically. God says to him you have made a face and now you will go to hell. But I am curious…why did you start laughing? And the man says then. Cuz Larry’s comming back and he stole 3 watermelons….. lmao!!!

    lol who ever said that joke is a badman there so funny lmao lol



  673. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma ugly she makes you look pretty



  674. sam's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so short she uses a tea bag as a pillow



  675. K-RABB's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat her clothes made by hummer



  676. Angel's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy sooo stupid that he saw Micheal Jackson and mistaked him as his girlfriend!!



  677. Angel's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when you climb on her you are older than the Earth when you reach the top!!



  678. Angel's Momma Joke:

    yo momma jokes are sooooooooooo funny!!! i love them!!



  679. mom's Momma Joke:

    My name is London and i am gay

    Just let you guys know that im gay

    That’s all I got a say…



  680. Charlotte =]'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so old i told her 2 act her own age n she died



  681. im not tellin u my mamas name!'s Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie “ruururururururrr!”



  682. peter's Momma Joke:

    our so ugly ur burth certificate is an appologie letter from da codom factory espeacialllys abbigal



  683. kbruson (yo momma)'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she married yo daddy



  684. marc's Momma Joke:

    your moma is like a gril and you let every body put their meat on her



  685. markeya's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so hairy if she shaved her legs i could supply wigs for the entire hair club for man



  686. markeya's Momma Joke:

    yo momma iz so ugly i took her 2 da zoo da guy at the door said thanks 4 bringin her back



  687. sharky's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly i took her 2 a hunted house an she come out with a job application



  688. sharky's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when roches go by they say hi mom



  689. sharky's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she step on the scale it reads 1 at a time please



  690. sharky's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she had 2 sneak up on a glass of water 2 drink it



  691. sharky's Momma Joke:

    yo mooma so my dog took 1 look at her an ran away



  692. sharky's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly people go as her 4 halloween



  693. sharky's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly her momma had 2 tie a steak around her neck 2 get a dog 2 play with her



  694. sharky's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE TOOK A RULER 2 DA BED 2 SEE HOW LONG SHE SLEPT



  695. p00hmbaa's Momma Joke:

    yO MAMA SO STUPID SHE GOT HIT FROM A PARKED CAR!!



  696. p00hmbaa's Momma Joke:

    yO MAMA SO FAT SHE SAT ON THE RAINBOW ND SKITTLES POP’D OUT!!



  697. p00hmbaa's Momma Joke:

    yO MAMA IS SO FAT PEOPLE ASK HER IF THEY COULD USE HER THONG AS A JUMPROPE!! THATS SAD!!



  698. p00hmbaa's Momma Joke:

    yO MAMA SO SCARY SHE SCARED THE BLACKNESS OUT OF MICHAEL JACKSON!!



  699. bowhunter's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she fell backwards in crap and that it was a milshake



  700. rayray bizzle's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she tryed to put m&ms in alphabetical order



  701. rayray bizzle's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor, she was in the k-mart and bought sum hefty bags for luggage



  702. rayray bizzle's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway



  703. rayray bizzle's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!



  704. rayray bizzle's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.



  705. rayray bizzle's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!



  706. Yo Mama wiz's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly even ice krispies won’t talk to her! :-)



  707. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your Mama so fat she has to take a bath in the pacific ocean.



  708. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your mumma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
    CASE & SCOTTY



  709. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    bec sucks balls like yo mumma



  710. kimberly snow's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickie!!!



  711. [P]ara[M]ore;;'s Momma Joke:

    Your So Ugly That When You Were Born, Your Mommy
    Held You Up To a Peice Of SHIT, And SAID “Ohh,TWINS.”



  712. mike's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupied she commited suicide of the world



  713. Pimp drew's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat she saw a bus full of white kids and said stop that twinki.



  714. Pimp drew's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat i said what we eaten and she pulled up his shirt and said rolls



  715. Claire's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so nasty i asked her whats for dinner she spread her legs apart and said tuna surprise



  716. Claire's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she strips at chuckie cheeses for tokens



  717. tebo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles.



  718. jackson 33's Momma Joke:

    Your DADDY is so STUPID & FAT he put a condom on his moob instead of his dick.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!



  719. jordan + brianna =forever's Momma Joke:

    i own this joke your girlfriend is so fat that when u where in bed with her
    she fell off and u were not laughing but the floor was cracking up dk to bg



  720. jeraez g's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she fell over wal-mart stumbled over k-mart and landed on target



  721. gabby's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so old she left her purs on noha’s ark



  722. gabby's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat her nick name is damm



  723. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    h



  724. Nikki's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid that she sat on the couch 2 watch the tv!
    lol



  725. CRABS ON BALLS's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.



  726. CRABS ON BALLS's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMAA SOOO STUPID SHE WENT ON MYSPACE AND RENTED DA WHOLE THING…LOL



  727. CRABS ON BALLS's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SOO SLOW SHE SLIP AND SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A WATERSLIDE AT SIX FLAGS…LOL



  728. krystelle's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so dark when she went to night school she was marked absent