1262 Responses to “Yo Daddy Jokes”

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1. 1134
   ATM said:
   Posted: October 15th, 2008

   Yo mama is so fat that when god said,” Let there be light,” he told her to move her fat ass out the way first!

2. 1135
   ATM said:
   Posted: October 15th, 2008

   Yo mama’s so poor she has to eat her cereal with a fork just to save milk and money.

3. 1136
   ATM said:
   Posted: October 15th, 2008

   Yo daddy’s so old he has to stick his dick in the freezer just to make it hard…

4. 1137
   ATM said:
   Posted: October 15th, 2008

   ur moma jus lyk a race car…she burn 4 rubberz in one night

5. 1138
   XxMamasnDaddys said:
   Posted: October 15th, 2008

   Your momma is sooo nasty she’s got crabs comin out her ass crack

6. 1139
   yo player said:
   Posted: October 15th, 2008

   yo mamma so fat she has to take baths in a horses feeding bowl

7. 1140
   yo player said:
   Posted: October 15th, 2008

   yo mamma so poor she has her face on a food stamp

8. 1141
   yo player said:
   Posted: October 15th, 2008

   yo mamma so stupid she had to take the 44 bus and took the 22 bus twice

9. 1142
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: October 15th, 2008

   YOUR MOMMA IS SO UNGLY SHE HAD A RUG DIK

10. 1143
    nathan said:
    Posted: October 16th, 2008

    yo daddy is so fat he can’t see his nut

11. 1144
    bert said:
    Posted: October 16th, 2008

    your moms so stupid she got locked in asda and starved her self

    your mom is so stupid she stop at the traffic light sawe the lights and fought it was a disco so she got out the car and started danceing

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