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  1. 221
    Im a G said:

      yo mama so nasty she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh!

  2. 222
    Im a G said:

      g-unit is my hommy

  3. 223
    mia said:

      yo momma so nasty she went to red lobster and they kicked her out for bringing her own crabs

  4. 224
    gas t go back b$$$$ said:

      YO DADDY SO STUPED HE MARRIED MICHAEL JACKSON AND SUCKED HIS DICK 4 5CENT A SECOND

  5. 225
    bullet said:

      ya daddys so dumb when he walked into iceland he sed y is it so cold

  6. 226
    bullet said:

      ya daddys so dumb he took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept for

  7. 227
    bullet said:

      yo daddys so fat when he gt hit by a aeroplane he turned around and sed hu through that rock

  8. 228
    bullet said:

      yo daddys so dum he thought he could get arrseted fr thinking rude thoughts

  9. 229
    bullet said:

      yo daddys so fat i can run a 1 lap marrathon around him

  10. 230
    bullet said:

      yo mommas so poor i saw her outside kicking a can i asked her what is she doing she sed moving

  11. 231
    bullet said:

      yo mommas so dumb she thoght a quarterback was a refund
      yo mommas so small she has to shout through a megaphone dnt spit i cant swim

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