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    me and yo mama said:

      hey yo mama and yo daddy is so fat he jumped up in the air and stuck his fat ass in the tree and every body asked is dat yo mama falling 4rm the sky

  2. 233
    me and yo mama said:

      hey check dis 1 out homes yo mama is so fat she uses large x large and xxxxxxxlarge and oh my god is coming toward us fat ass

  3. 234
    Nicole Brunner said:

      ur moms like Geico…so easy a cave man could do her

  4. 235
    Lil Rell said:

      Yo daddy so bald that when he puts on a tuttrle neck he looks like a brocken codmon

  5. 236
    Hip-Hop said:

      Yo momma so stupid she thought the milky wave was made by a cow

  6. 237
    Joe said:

      Yo momma is so fat she did the splits and gave the street a hickey

  7. 238
    sdrtf said:

      Some of you people have the worst grammar and spelling ever. Most of these jokes aren’t even funny at all. And some of you need to learn how to speak proper english before you come on these sites and start posting stuff.

  8. 239
    sdrtf said:

      If you want to hear a good joke, listen to comedy central. Leave it to the professionals you stupid twits.

  9. 240
    alejandra said:

      Yo daddy’s so fat alaska said “I thought we were the biggest state.”

      Yo dad’s so stupid he looked in the mirror and said someones in the house.

      Yo dad’s so poor i saw him walking down the street kicking a cardboard box i asked what are you doing he said moving.

      My friends daddy is so dumb my friend was kicking a cardboard box down the street he said were getting evicted.

      Yo daddy’s so dumb he went to the bulls game and said which one am i riding.
      - submitted by mike jackson

      Yo daddy so stupid he stared at an orange juice bottle for 20 minutes because it said “concentrate.”
      - Submitted by rlhthree

      yo daddy’s hair so nappy Moses couldn’t part it.

      yo daddy so old jesus signed his yearbook.
      - submitted by angie

      your daddys so fat his parents had to take him to the pacfic oncean to get him babticed.
      - submitted by Twofoxykittens

      YOUR DADDY SO OLD HE CAN STICK IT FROM DA FRONT, HE HAS TO GET IT FROM DA

  10. 241
    alejandra said:

      back

  11. 242
    Hernan said:

      Yo’ mama so poor, she hangs the toilet paper out to dry!

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