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  1. 254
    dada said:

      uir momma so ugly even tha drangobn king said already got one

  2. 255
    dada said:

      ur daddy so poor he stole free food stamp
      y when somebody says hoedown u say y yall talkin bout mii sister

  3. 256
    dada said:

      ur momma so fat they had to use a bomerang for a belt
      ur daddy so poor he dig out tha du ster 4 grocerie shoppin

  4. 257
    dada said:

      ur momma so stupid y wen she wus at a club nelly wus rappin he said tha roof is on fire she start runnin and said somebody call tha fire department

  5. 258
    pebbelz said:

      all yall jokes are sooo boring i fell asleep holy

  6. 259
    Zmajruc said:
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    malinda said:

      YO DADDY IS LIKE A HORSE YOU CAN GET ON AND RIDE IT…………………………LOL

  8. 261
    blood gang said:

      your mama so old when she was eating popcorns in the threater she thought king david sat behind her

  9. 262
    big pimpin said:

      bullet yo momma so dumb the news said it was chili outside she ran to get a bowl.
      yo momma so poor she found a penny on the ground and said i won the lottery.
      yo momma so fat she got a makeover on pimp my ride.
      yo momma so skinny she can hoola-hoop thru a cheerio.
      yo momma so ugly she went trick or treaten with no costume,she went to the first house and said i like your costume.yo momma so fat i drove around her and ran out of gas. yo momma so fat i jog around her to get exercise. yo momma so stupid she bought hawks tickets, went the falcons game and said go braves.

  10. 263
    blood gang said:

      your mama so dumb when she had zipper on her jacket she thought she was wearing a xplode t-shirt

  11. 264
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so ugly she looks lik your real momma

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