3 men were trying to rob a bank, when they were shot and killed. God comes down to them and says i’llgive all 3 of you the chance to live, and youll have one final chance to steal something. The men agreed, they were willing to do anything to live. God said to them ” go to the fruit market down the street and steal 3 fruit of any kind then come back here and ill tell you what to do. the 1st man came back with 3 cherries god said to him if you can put all 3 cherries in your ass without making a face i will give your life back, if not ur going to hell the man put 2 cherries in his ass but as hes sticking the 3rd one in he makes a grunting face, god snaps his fingers and he goes to hell. The 2nd man comes back carrying 3 apples. God says to him if you can put all 3 apples in your ass without making a face ill give you your life back if not your going to hell. so the man sticks 2 apples in his ass. But when he puts in the 3rd one inside, he starts laughing hysterically. God says to him you have made a face and now you will go to hell. But I am curious…why did you start laughing? And the man says then. Cuz Larry’s comming back and he stole 3 watermelons….. lmao!!!
Posted: September 20th, 2007
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Posted: September 24th, 2007
yo momma so stupid she still waiting for the traveling wilburys to tour
Posted: September 25th, 2007
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Posted: September 26th, 2007
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Posted: September 27th, 2007
YO DADDY SO FAT HE SAT ON A RAiNBoW AND MADE SKITTLES
Posted: September 29th, 2007
yo mamma is soo fat i tryed to role off her and i was still on tha bitch
Posted: October 2nd, 2007
yo momma so ugly that her mom had to feed her with a sling shot
Posted: October 3rd, 2007
yo mom is so fat burger king
Posted: October 3rd, 2007
yall r so stupid yall post comments on stupid things
Posted: October 5th, 2007
3 men were trying to rob a bank, when they were shot and killed. God comes down to them and says i’llgive all 3 of you the chance to live, and youll have one final chance to steal something. The men agreed, they were willing to do anything to live. God said to them ” go to the fruit market down the street and steal 3 fruit of any kind then come back here and ill tell you what to do. the 1st man came back with 3 cherries god said to him if you can put all 3 cherries in your ass without making a face i will give your life back, if not ur going to hell the man put 2 cherries in his ass but as hes sticking the 3rd one in he makes a grunting face, god snaps his fingers and he goes to hell. The 2nd man comes back carrying 3 apples. God says to him if you can put all 3 apples in your ass without making a face ill give you your life back if not your going to hell. so the man sticks 2 apples in his ass. But when he puts in the 3rd one inside, he starts laughing hysterically. God says to him you have made a face and now you will go to hell. But I am curious…why did you start laughing? And the man says then. Cuz Larry’s comming back and he stole 3 watermelons….. lmao!!!