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  1. 419
    charlie said:

      your mum is so fat i kick her in the chest and pork chops come out her arse

  2. 420
    charlie said:

      your mum is so hery she has miny afros on her nipples

  3. 421
    charlie said:

      your mum is so small she can do back flips under her bed

  4. 422
    charlie said:

      your mum smell so bad she made right guard turn left

  5. 423
    Anonymous said:

      i got aids

  6. 424
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so fat and stopid that wen she was on a plane she looked down saw earth and thought it was a cream cake then jumped out without a parashute

  7. 425
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so short that wen she walks on the street she hold up a singn saying DONT SPIT I CANT SWIM

  8. 426
    anonymous said:

      yo mama so stupid, she got lock in da grocery store and starved!

  9. 427
    Bandanas said:

      yo mamma so fat i had 2 roll her in dogh 2 find a wat spat

  10. 428
    Bandanas said:

      yo mamma so stupid she bought a walker thinkin it was going 2 do tha walkin 4 her

  11. 429
    Bandanas said:

      all u fine ladies out there hit me up at 505- 706-3055 or 575-706-3055

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