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    yo daughter said:

      yo daddys like cement it takes him 2 days to get hard

  2. 46
    yo daughter said:

      yo mammas so poor dat wen she went to mac D’s she had to put a milkshake on layby

  3. 47
    yo daughter said:

      hav u heard of the story of da old lady dat lives in a shoe well yo mama so poor she lives in a flip flop

  4. 48
    im off yo mama n now im on yo daddy said:

      yo mamma so ugly well……….. jst luk at u

  5. 49
    im off yo mama n now im on yo daddy said:

      yo mamas so fat dat wen she went to jenny craigs she said we askd for ur weight not ur phone number

  6. 50
    im off yo mama n now im on yo daddy said:

      yo mamas so fat i tired to wlk around her n i got lost

  7. 51
    im off yo mama n now im on yo daddy said:

      yo mamas so fat dat wen she sat on the chair the chair startd to sing” im goin dwn”

  8. 52
    im off yo mama n now im on yo daddy said:

      yo mamas so fat dat wen she fell ova she made the grand canyon

  9. 53
    motha freaka said:

      your momma is so stupid when the computer said to press any key…she couldnt find it.

  10. 54
    motha freaka said:

      your so nasty that you’ve been wearing the same pad from your last 3 periods.

  11. 55
    motha freaka said:

      your jokes are so taken off the internet…so you should have a pop-up add behind you.

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