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  1. 573
    shocker said:

      your son is soooooooooo ugly when he came out of yo momma she said what the FU** is that and started beating u with a stick

  2. 574
    shocker said:

      last on for the day

      Yo momma is so hairy shes got afros on her nipples

      also..

      yo momma is so hairy she called a mexican over to trim her up

  3. 575
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma saw a yellow car go down the road and said stop that twinky

  4. 576
    this site sucks my left nut said:

      this site is horrible. This site has the lamest jokes EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. 577
    I pown u alll said:

      your daddy is so stupid that he sold his car for gas

  6. 578
    ass said:

      yo mama so dumb she cut off her nose and eat it.

      yo mama so dumb she staired at a juice box becuse it said consentrete.

  7. 579
    your mamas pimp said:

      your mama is so fat she walked on top of the house,and walched the pigin poo on the next door nabaerz

  8. 580
    jake long said:

      your momma so stupid she send me a fax with a stamp on it

  9. 581
    jake long said:

      your momma is so fat that when she was sleeping on the beach, people cried free willy

  10. 582
    jake long said:

      you momma so old that it said expired on the birth certificate

  11. 583
    nike ti said:

      your momma is so short that you can even see her legs on her driving license

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