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  1. 584
    sex said:

      A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 year old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have buck beds andthe guy notices that his little brotheris already asleep on the over buck, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top buck.
      AS YOU MIGHT EXPECT THINGS START TOP HEAT UP
      The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper ” LETTUCE” if she wants it harder and “TOMATO” if she wants a new position.
      LETTUCE!!!
      LETTUCE!!!
      LETTUCE!!!

      She screams
      LETTUCE!!!
      whoa!!!
      PULL IT OUT!!!!

      I can’t get pregnant!
      Then the little brother shouts up, ”HEY , would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You’re getting mayonnnaise all over my face!!!!

  2. 585
    Lala said:

      Yo mama so ballhead.she curl her hair with rice

  3. 586
    Lala said:

      Damn can ds jokes get ne lamer?

  4. 587
    shenell-cheeta said:

      ok then that is so stupit my baby sis came come up with better 1z omg how laim.u all suckHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
      SUCKED IN LOSERS

  5. 588
    Anonymous said:

      yo mamma so fat she had to break thru a combo 1000000000000000000000000000

  6. 589
    chickens with balaclavas and shot guns said:

      your mommas so stupid she climbed ova a see-through wall to see wot was on the other side

      ooooohhhh the chickens !!

      x

  7. 590
    chickens with balaclavas and shot guns said:

      ure mommas soo dumb she finds katie keighley attractive

  8. 591
    chickens with balaclavas and shot guns said:

      ohh shitt

      the chickens have arrived

      goodbye world….

  9. 592
    AJ said:

      Your mommy is so fat and stupid that when she saw the ocean she thought it was a water bed

  10. 593
    AJ And Samantha said:

      ur mama is so fat when she swam in the ocean everyone thougtht she was a big jelly fish

  11. 594
    AJ And Samantha said:

      ur mama is so fat when they played that song just bought a cadillac on the radio she sang just bought a jumbo jack throw some cheese on that bitch

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