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    number 1 said:

      yo dady so gassy he dont need a car

  2. 640
    mook said:

      yo mamma teeth so yellow when she smiles on the road people slow down and say,”SLOW DOWN!”

  3. 641
    pimp daddy said:

      yo daddy so ugly he scared 3 blind people

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    n/a said:

      yo mama so stupid she took a ruler 2 bed 2 see how long she slept

  5. 643
    n/a said:

      yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

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    hobo said:

      yo mamma is so tall she triped over a rock and hit her head on the moon

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    yo mama's face said:

      yo,mama soooo big n hairy that when she got done takkin a bath and looked at the mirror she saw king kong

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    FREE MUSIC DOWNLOADS said:

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  9. 647
    LIL Bear said:

      chad is so skinny he swallowed a peanut eminem and looked 9 months pregnant

  10. 648
    LIL Bear said:

      heather is such a piggy old man jenkins told her that’ll do pig that’ll do

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    Babiieh-hannah said:

      Yo momma so fat she wore a shirt with AA on people thought it was Americas Airlines biggest jet

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