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  1. 661
    ur momma said:

      ur so fat that u couldn’t make it up the stairs and u shit urself

  2. 662
    yo momma said:

      yo momma is so fat she couldn’t make it up the stairs she shit herself

  3. 663
    yo momma so fat that she couldn't make it up the stairs that she shit herself said:

      omg that is so mean

  4. 664
    yo momma is fat said:

      yo momma is so fat that she couldn’t run up to the bathroom and that she had to shit on the floor

  5. 665
    cassandra said:

      yo momma so fat that she couldn’t make it up the stairs to go to the bathroom so she had to shit herself

  6. 666
    peter said:

      yo daddy is so stupid that he went to sleep with his son in bed and said are u ready hunny

  7. 667
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so fat her clothes even got stretch marks.!:]

  8. 668
    g-slide said:

      yo mama is like a bowling ball, she gets picked up,fingered ,thrown in tha gutter andn comes back for more

  9. 669
    g-slide said:

      yo momma is so big, when people saw her turn around, they had a welcome back party.

  10. 670
    g-slide said:

      yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

  11. 671
    g-slide said:

      yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the air the radio skipped

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