3 men were trying to rob a bank, when they were shot and killed. God comes down to them and says i’llgive all 3 of you the chance to live, and youll have one final chance to steal something. The men agreed, they were willing to do anything to live. God said to them ” go to the fruit market down the street and steal 3 fruit of any kind then come back here and ill tell you what to do. the 1st man came back with 3 cherries god said to him if you can put all 3 cherries in your ass without making a face i will give your life back, if not ur going to hell the man put 2 cherries in his ass but as hes sticking the 3rd one in he makes a grunting face, god snaps his fingers and he goes to hell. The 2nd man comes back carrying 3 apples. God says to him if you can put all 3 apples in your ass without making a face ill give you your life back if not your going to hell. so the man sticks 2 apples in his ass. But when he puts in the 3rd one inside, he starts laughing hysterically. God says to him you have made a face and now you will go to hell. But I am curious…why did you start laughing? And the man says then. Cuz Larry’s comming back and he stole 3 watermelons….. lmao!!!
lol who ever said that joke is a badman there so funny lmao lol
Posted: March 23rd, 2008
yo mamma so fat she triped over subway and landed on wendys
Posted: March 23rd, 2008
yo mamma so fat she triped over subway and landed on wendys
Posted: March 24th, 2008
Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license!
Posted: March 24th, 2008
how do you lot no all thse jokes
Posted: March 24th, 2008
3 men were trying to rob a bank, when they were shot and killed. God comes down to them and says i’llgive all 3 of you the chance to live, and youll have one final chance to steal something. The men agreed, they were willing to do anything to live. God said to them ” go to the fruit market down the street and steal 3 fruit of any kind then come back here and ill tell you what to do. the 1st man came back with 3 cherries god said to him if you can put all 3 cherries in your ass without making a face i will give your life back, if not ur going to hell the man put 2 cherries in his ass but as hes sticking the 3rd one in he makes a grunting face, god snaps his fingers and he goes to hell. The 2nd man comes back carrying 3 apples. God says to him if you can put all 3 apples in your ass without making a face ill give you your life back if not your going to hell. so the man sticks 2 apples in his ass. But when he puts in the 3rd one inside, he starts laughing hysterically. God says to him you have made a face and now you will go to hell. But I am curious…why did you start laughing? And the man says then. Cuz Larry’s comming back and he stole 3 watermelons….. lmao!!!
lol who ever said that joke is a badman there so funny lmao lol
Posted: March 24th, 2008
Posted: March 24th, 2008
Posted: March 24th, 2008
yo mamma ugly she makes you look pretty
Posted: March 26th, 2008
yo momma is so short she uses a tea bag as a pillow
Posted: March 27th, 2008
yo mama so fat her clothes made by hummer
Posted: March 27th, 2008
yo daddy sooo stupid that he saw Micheal Jackson and mistaked him as his girlfriend!!