968 Responses to “Yo Daddy Jokes”

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1. 782
   lisa said:
   Posted: May 8th, 2008

   yo momma is so stupid she studied for a drug test

2. 783
   kristine said:
   Posted: May 8th, 2008

   yo mama so ugly that your dad bruoght her to his job so he doesnt have to kiss her goodbye.

3. 784
   sup said said:
   Posted: May 9th, 2008

   ur momma is so fat she saw a school bus full of white kids and yelled stop that twinkie!

4. 785
   dddd said said:
   Posted: May 9th, 2008

   ur daddy is so greasy she uses bacon as a bandade!

5. 786
   dddd said said:
   Posted: May 9th, 2008

   ur mamma is so fat she trippped on 4th ave. and landed on 12th

6. 787
   tooty said said:
   Posted: May 9th, 2008

   ur daddy is so ugly michael jackson wouldnt even touch him

7. 788
   so bad said:
   Posted: May 9th, 2008

   yo daddy so poor that when people knock on he door he says”ding dong”

8. 789
   DIRTY said:
   Posted: May 9th, 2008

   TO MOMMA SO DIRTY SHE HAS TO WALK OUTSIDE TO WHIPE HER FEET OFF

9. 790
   Amani said:
   Posted: May 12th, 2008

   you so ugly when you got out ih rehab yo momma said u to god dam ugly I am going to trade you in for a monkey!

10. 791
    laura said:
    Posted: May 14th, 2008

    why do you gotto be so damn dumb she was and dronkey

11. 792
    laura said:
    Posted: May 14th, 2008

    yo mamma is so damn yellow went she closes her mouth her stopmach lights up

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